Joe Machi Thinks You Can Run From Your Problems | CONAN on TBS

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  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "If your problem is location based, try moving to a different location."
    This advice is more sound than you think

    • @steroidbrah
      @steroidbrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imma do it

    • @Natibert
      @Natibert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Immigration comes to mind.

    • @thirtythreehz
      @thirtythreehz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not when your broke af

    • @alexforce9
      @alexforce9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thirtythreehz Homeless move around all the time. And they are homeless! How much broke you can be?!

    • @AxelCross
      @AxelCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deadass they give that advice to junkies and alchies in recovery. "People places things."

  • @noelsturrup3817
    @noelsturrup3817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "If you apologize before you get caught, that's a confession."

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Learn your words!" Lmao

  • @Chasecka
    @Chasecka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    This dude is underrated! He is hilarious! Watched him live last night and was crying laughing.

    • @lamolambda8349
      @lamolambda8349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love him on the podcast when he and Sam roast each other

    • @franktroise4386
      @franktroise4386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is funny on the Gutfeld show.

    • @scharlesworth93
      @scharlesworth93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      very talented and funny hope to see more of him

    • @Chasecka
      @Chasecka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@franktroise4386 yeah he is. I was surprised to see him on there. Glad to see it though. We needed Gutfelds show in late night.

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "If things aren't what they were they would not be what they are." 😂

    • @tobaliciousholland12
      @tobaliciousholland12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You win that argument every time!

    • @spar0035
      @spar0035 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like a Kamala quote 🤣

    • @LarryBird-u9u
      @LarryBird-u9u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      sounds like a phish lyric

  • @ladistar
    @ladistar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Does anyone else get a Norm Macdonald vibe from this guy? It's almost anti-comedy in how awkward he come across, but he's absolutely hilarious. Way underrated.

    • @MeMe-td1ye
      @MeMe-td1ye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Norm is overrated

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he's darker than Norm, actually

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tvtitlechampion3238 and less dead

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TommyWashow lmao damn I shouldn’t laugh but norm would have found it funny, so it’s all good

    • @TommyWashow
      @TommyWashow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      comedy comes in all shapes and sizes

  • @BMVfilms
    @BMVfilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    If this is entirely a character, thats some damn good commitment

    • @deceivingthedeceiver
      @deceivingthedeceiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      this must be the first time you ever seen Joe, it's not a character

    • @BMVfilms
      @BMVfilms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Sheldon in that case, I commend him for using his quirks to his advantage. I’m sure other anxious people wouldn’t dream to be up on stage

    • @deceivingthedeceiver
      @deceivingthedeceiver 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, he's a strange guy.

    • @joshualoreto3025
      @joshualoreto3025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I see him hang out with Sam Morril, he's literally like this.

    • @limabean2
      @limabean2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine this as a real person lmao

  • @milliganx6278
    @milliganx6278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I really like him. I love his huge eyes, weird stare, off humor! Great entertainer.

  • @olygal
    @olygal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Joe Machi is one of my FAVOURITE comics!!!! ❤ He's so underrated!

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There's a reason for that.

    • @TyDie85
      @TyDie85 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tommyr yes! Lol.. yea sometimes comics are underrated unjustifiably. But in this case, it makes sense

    • @Tommyr
      @Tommyr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's not that funny. So....

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tommyr are you kidding this guy is hilarious

    • @tvtitlechampion3238
      @tvtitlechampion3238 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tommyr maybe you like comics that laugh at their own jokes

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He was on The Greg Gutfeld show a few weeks ago, he was awesome on it. Real genuine guy. All the best to ya Joe

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's when I 1st saw him. Cracked me up, totally. However this video doesn't seem to be his best performance. Might have something to do with Conan.

    • @Finians_Mancave
      @Finians_Mancave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joequillun7790 Why would his act have anything to do with the show's host? So he's great on the Greg Gutfield show but because he's on Conan, he's not so good? Let me guess your political leanings....

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Finians_Mancave LOL, guess we can say the same about your "leanings". But if you want to go there, sure. Late night TV is nothing but liberal wackos, loaded with an audience of the same. So yeah, could've had something to do with his performance. Your skirt is showing.

    • @Finians_Mancave
      @Finians_Mancave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joequillun7790 Nice deflection, but you still answered the question by showing your bubble-headed bias. Hard to take seriously anyone who generalizes so hatefully about half the country. I'm left of center politically but would never call any of my friends on either side "wacko" (Yes, I have friends on both sides, something I'm sure you can't even fathom. It's called thinking for yourself).

    • @joequillun7790
      @joequillun7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Finians_Mancave I don't hate "1/2" the country PF, just the left half of the voting side. If you have 1/2 a brain, I'm sure we could agree on the same issues, if you really are a"moderate". 1/2 of the American public are clueless when it comes to politics. But the wackos supporting the current tribe of democratic candidates can't be considered rational.
      So, to go back to late night TV, name one host who isn't being paid off by the left?

  • @youflunkeddaycare
    @youflunkeddaycare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just saw this dude live last week! He’s absolutely hilarious!

  • @MitchellHang
    @MitchellHang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    I remember this guy. One of the best comedians on Last Comic Standing.

    • @nullakjg767
      @nullakjg767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah he absolutely should have won. The guy who won I couldnt even understand.

    • @MitchellHang
      @MitchellHang 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vinny H.
      Rod Man won that season.

    • @slospop1125
      @slospop1125 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vinny H. Joe finished 4th

    • @williamreed2952
      @williamreed2952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Loved Joe, definitely thought he should have won

  • @dannyeasler6846
    @dannyeasler6846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Joe is truly very underrated.We need more stand up comedy more than ever.Couldn’t we all take a little time to laugh again?

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    He blinks 1/25th the amount of an average person

  • @JohnSmith-tz7iy
    @JohnSmith-tz7iy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This guy is so funny in such an unconventional way. I cant even put my finger on it but he has me dying ahahahah

    • @reeferseasalt
      @reeferseasalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Gilbert Gottfried?

  • @chrisfortune6616
    @chrisfortune6616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I checked him out because I'm Contemplating seeing him next week in Rhode island. I think I'll do it.

  • @noahstevens3060
    @noahstevens3060 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Best stand-up I've heard in awhile. Love you Joe Machi. Thank you Conan O'Brien.

  • @jah_moon
    @jah_moon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I'm new to this guy but I feel like this set was him running at peak performance. Very well done and hilarious.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too!!! His delivery is weird but flawless!!!

  • @taylorroberts1657
    @taylorroberts1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He sounds halfway to being Peanut from Jeff Dunham while simultaneously looking like a ventriloquist doll.

  • @Bombtrack411
    @Bombtrack411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    saw this guy at the comedy store while I was in LA and he killed it so hard I had to look him up

  • @magicknight13
    @magicknight13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He is hilarious I laughed out loud so much ! Can't wait to watch all his stuff!

  • @whalegod1056
    @whalegod1056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy has that comedic atmosphere around him, he's great!

  • @jessicaswatowski4899
    @jessicaswatowski4899 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love Joe Machi 😂😂 I relate to this on a deeply personal level

  • @denismutabazi
    @denismutabazi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy's material is amazing! Very unique... My best.

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The croud was dead, he killed me with this one

  • @LordFenix2496
    @LordFenix2496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LMAO that asperger part was gold

  • @eternalindifference
    @eternalindifference 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Deligthfully weird ventriloquist version of David Mitchell and Jimmy Carr ❤️

  • @Cooleocarter
    @Cooleocarter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Awkward dude but funny content. It works for him.

    • @timothy790110
      @timothy790110 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the awkwardness is part of the act ffs.

    • @dianeaishamonday9125
      @dianeaishamonday9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timothy790110 it's not an act. I've met him in real life and he's super awkward lmao love him tho

    • @timothy790110
      @timothy790110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dianeaishamonday9125 i enjoy him too

  • @raebsen
    @raebsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I could find whole shows from this guy! He's great and i can only find short clips with him.

  • @lizzyyork
    @lizzyyork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I LOVE JOE!!! He's the most awkward, silly comedian ever but hes so funny and cute!

  • @theryanmckee
    @theryanmckee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    we need more of Joe ... everywhere!

  • @anthonymancuso3597
    @anthonymancuso3597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joe Machi is one the best comedians out there today,his podcast Keeping Joe with Sam Morril,Phil Hanley and Liz from the comedy cellar is a must listen!!!

  • @kmterpin
    @kmterpin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Another Joe Machi classic = "People who are afraid of crocodiles are really smart!"

  • @Thunderbender18830
    @Thunderbender18830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why am I in tears after only 4 minutes of jokes?

  • @Daithi333Mac
    @Daithi333Mac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sticks and stones, may break your bones, but names can only cause immeasurable psychological damage

  • @nothanks3762
    @nothanks3762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    One of the funniest 5 minutes I’ve ever seen Hahahah

  • @mickobrien3156
    @mickobrien3156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just saw Joe Machi in Union City, New Jersey tonight at a local supermarket (August 1, 2018). I recognized him by his frightened little girl voice. Anyway, I didn't want to bother him because I know he's awkward, and that's no schtick. He really is one nervous awkward fella. But he was friendly enough when I told him he was great on the Jim Norton & Sam Robertson radio show. Of course who isn't receptive to praise... But anyway, Joe Machi rules!

  • @TimWrightt
    @TimWrightt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    one of the funniest guys in a long time

  • @jbanks4life
    @jbanks4life 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Never heard of him before but I tossed out a like not even halfway through this guy's a genius!!

    • @christopherblue2004
      @christopherblue2004 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      listen to his on the Jim and sam radio show, he's funny and super awkward.

  • @bunnyblurrz
    @bunnyblurrz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love his podcast with sam morril and phil hanley. Keeping Joe.

  • @tombehnke9058
    @tombehnke9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ‘Take it down a notch, guys, we’re twelve...’

  • @MillerTheOfficialLoFi
    @MillerTheOfficialLoFi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of my new favorites

  • @Dad-Gad
    @Dad-Gad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He's top quality 👍

  • @cmdr
    @cmdr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact.
    If you don't know what Asperger's is you'll hear him saying "Assburgers".

  • @lundylow
    @lundylow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    His eyes look constantly terrified of something.

  • @tinytanks
    @tinytanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    he is like if one of bobby moynihan's characters came to life and tried to be bobby moynihan.

    • @tinytanks
      @tinytanks 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or if bobby moynihan tried doing a bobby moynihan impression.

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That axe bodyspray joke!

  • @neillobo5231
    @neillobo5231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The apologies joke was brilliant.

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    He looks like a marionette Ted Cruz would create of himself to talk to women

    • @fragwagon
      @fragwagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your comment is way funnier than you've been given credit for sir 😃👍

    • @DIRTY-MERLIN
      @DIRTY-MERLIN 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg XD

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bajahahahahahhahaa brilliant

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dont know ..I can't stop watching this guy

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Joe Machi. His delivery is impeccable.

  • @nathanaeldabney3266
    @nathanaeldabney3266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    He is absolutely hysterical!!! Brilliant!

  • @IIMetalMaskII
    @IIMetalMaskII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he look like somebody's sidekick undercover which pretty cool btw

  • @goldenscarecrow
    @goldenscarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The ‘date script’ thing is something I’ve used to communicate with other humans. But if you don’t have a retort to “how are you”, you *may* have the aspergers.

  • @ZarkowsWorld
    @ZarkowsWorld 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These new comedic robots are improving

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used to be even more robotic
      ... but also funnier.
      th-cam.com/video/xDwREm2YymE/w-d-xo.html

  • @1Alvarez7
    @1Alvarez7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Deliver is prefect 😂

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    such a good clip

  • @Dennicillin
    @Dennicillin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was good. I am pleased. I am happy.

  • @quackapatth
    @quackapatth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    best dry humor guy rn, reminds me of mitch hedburg a bit

  • @dilemma_unheard-of_dilemma1917
    @dilemma_unheard-of_dilemma1917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love him he’s so intelligent

  • @kicknotes
    @kicknotes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I don't have anything for that." LOL. I still love Joe.

  • @cynthiastewart9327
    @cynthiastewart9327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Joe!!!! Where has he been?!? We miss him! I’m sure I’m not alone.

  • @Hari_Reacts
    @Hari_Reacts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dark temptation 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jhsimone
    @jhsimone วันที่ผ่านมา

    So funny. Thanks for the laughs. 😂

  • @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053
    @iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Joe Machi never breaks Kayfabe

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He he, I love this kid. *tussles hair

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was great

  • @kingpatch95
    @kingpatch95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wanna see a special from this guy he’s funny

  • @pbjbagel
    @pbjbagel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it. He sounds like he's eternally exhaling.

  • @mrrodriguez2947
    @mrrodriguez2947 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    😂😂 I Like this guy,I gotta find more of him

  • @bosanderspublictheology
    @bosanderspublictheology 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That
    was
    amazing

  • @pringlescan81
    @pringlescan81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I heard his name shouted in public I would think I was hearing JUMANJI!

  • @onreload
    @onreload 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    saw this guy as part of my bachelor party, he was great then too

  • @joeriveracomedy
    @joeriveracomedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The NYC guys read these comments. Joe, the apology line is genius. Applause break on tv is boss!

  • @Zatanna22
    @Zatanna22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I ❤ Joe Machi

  • @br41nb0x7
    @br41nb0x7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't think anyone's tried "don't shoot me it's illegal" before. You don't know until you try, right?

  • @gauravvikalp
    @gauravvikalp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam Morril and Magchi are highly underrated!

  • @Cederberg
    @Cederberg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really liked his style.

  • @AfreensHair
    @AfreensHair 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of that louis episode where he half-heartedly advised a stand-up comedy hopeful to use a funny voice.

  • @sidneyfreespirit7279
    @sidneyfreespirit7279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    a huge fun of this guy

  • @jaroslavcech225
    @jaroslavcech225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy is dope!

  • @JDiMaio88
    @JDiMaio88 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great set.

  • @youcanthandlethetruth4553
    @youcanthandlethetruth4553 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this guy...he's funny as hell !!

  • @brianmcanelly7147
    @brianmcanelly7147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He look really nervous but he’s not

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd like to see Machi in a Goodfella's remake. He could play Peschi's character.

  • @doheo33
    @doheo33 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He never blinks

  • @nottoday244
    @nottoday244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is so smart and funny.

  • @philosopher1a
    @philosopher1a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Gepedo made a second puppet

  • @brycewalburn3926
    @brycewalburn3926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Firmly in the uncanny valley.

    • @stephentoth6003
      @stephentoth6003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bryce Walburn lol what? Did he reference uncanny valley in the vid? Uncanny valley is when fake stuff looks too realistic and creeps us out because of it. Like Polar Express

    • @brycewalburn3926
      @brycewalburn3926 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm insinuating that he's actually a robot. It was what is commonly referred to as a joke.

    • @mrfunnyperson100
      @mrfunnyperson100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brycewalburn3926 You should have seen him on Last Comic Standing, he was pretty much a motionless, monotone robot, and it was hilarious. His character seems to evolved quite a bit over the years.

  • @Gr8WhiTe1990
    @Gr8WhiTe1990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Haha this guy is awesome.

  • @Smegma_pirate
    @Smegma_pirate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    She’s a helluva comedian

  • @itsnerdo
    @itsnerdo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “That’s how they murdered hookers in the Bible” I’m dyyinnggg

  • @BladesRKing
    @BladesRKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy rocks!

  • @JenniNoMercy
    @JenniNoMercy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's like a dark version of the late John Pinette

  • @milamberpuc7059
    @milamberpuc7059 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hahaha love that face

  • @SirynLove
    @SirynLove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Big fan since last comic standing.. joe machi is so likeable and HILARIOUS. Check out his podcast, “keeping joe”!

  • @triggerbogarin9702
    @triggerbogarin9702 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Facts joke was super underrated

  • @g194g
    @g194g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Super funny guy! Great jokes

  •  6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Dude's been eating pretty good since 2010.

  • @freddybenelli9100
    @freddybenelli9100 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This guy is funny as hell

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alot of straight men make the dumb joke that they're a male lesbian. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the true male lesbian. But joking about his looks aside, it was funny stuff and I'll definitely watch more of him.