ERB verses that are complete fatalities 🔥

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    Some obvious ones missing (to avoid repetition from previous videos)
    Not a ranking either

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  • @joezegers
    @joezegers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2737

    It wouldn't be a fatal ERB verse list without "You lost so many babies they should call you Miss Carriage"

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      To this day, it remains as the coldest, hardest bar in ERB existence

    • @vidar188
      @vidar188 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      ​@@illucidate3749"I will drop you like Greece's GDP" is the coldest, hardest verse

    • @androidgamerz4770
      @androidgamerz4770 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Clint Eastwood second verse

    • @6secondsremain
      @6secondsremain 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s not here because it’s the whole verse

    • @matheuseduardo67
      @matheuseduardo67 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Babe Ruth second verse is also the definition of annihilation

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    For anyone curious, “je suis la fille en feu” is French for *”I am the girl on fire”*
    Hannah never stood a chance, RIP

    • @Xharae09
      @Xharae09 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Hannah Montana was played by Miley Cyrus, I'm pretty sure that's what they meant. Plus, Joan of Arc calls her Hannah Montana in the Rap battle literally in this video.

    • @Vandriar
      @Vandriar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Today I learned something new. Thank you!
      What about "viv ala France"?

    • @gaylordrobinson1199
      @gaylordrobinson1199 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@Vandriarviva la France means “long live France”

    • @Vandriar
      @Vandriar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@gaylordrobinson1199Thanks!

    • @rue...whenwasthis
      @rue...whenwasthis 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      oh my god, you know when you live your whole life thinking one thing only to have it shattered? Yeah, that just happepend to me, i thought she said, je suis la fille en _fleur_

  • @DPStation
    @DPStation ปีที่แล้ว +2661

    rhyming dracula with crackula with wackula with shackula is why i sometimes cant take this seriously at all

    • @ReaperPeeper
      @ReaperPeeper ปีที่แล้ว +221

      That happens to be the best line in that whole rap though. Honestly they could have done better on that one I admit.

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit ปีที่แล้ว +118

      All 3 are actual references to something.

    • @chris30555
      @chris30555 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Yeah especially when he started with "Imagine forests of corpses..." At first he was intimidating and hard and then he just got...weird.

    • @leflyathon
      @leflyathon ปีที่แล้ว +32

      shaqula*

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@leflyathonwell he is "vlad to the bone" lmao

  • @ericcimic
    @ericcimic ปีที่แล้ว +2906

    "You're a bat, and that's only half a 'bat'tle" is probably one of the hardest lines I've ever heard

    • @sbird8675
      @sbird8675 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Personally I like "I'll turn your taint to a tis and stick a stick through ya" it's so violent

    • @RJMacReady1
      @RJMacReady1 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Its not even the hardest line in the verse. The shapeshift one is INSANE

    • @indominustherex4634
      @indominustherex4634 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      The whole verse was just a massacre.

    • @YT-screwed-up-my-nick
      @YT-screwed-up-my-nick 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      It's up there with Steve Jobs' "Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few; cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you"

    • @kittikats
      @kittikats 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Ghandis final lines "I am passively resisting the fact that you suck.
      I am celebate because I don't give a f.....".
      That's one of these for me

  • @CErra310
    @CErra310 ปีที่แล้ว +4362

    Joan has had the best "angry" verse in the ERB history imo
    "Do not take the lord's name in vain you ratchet skank"

    • @CornRaked
      @CornRaked ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Babe ruths angry verse clears even some of the best written

    • @554cortez
      @554cortez ปีที่แล้ว +196

      The level of wordplay in “your highest calling was a text from Wiz Khalifa” is wondrous

    • @appletart7262
      @appletart7262 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@554cortezCould you explain the wordplay?

    • @fabrizziovillegasgiraldo5734
      @fabrizziovillegasgiraldo5734 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@appletart7262 a High call would be a message from god for a believer, but high is also use for drugs, so your "highest calling" was a text message from the rapper wiz khalifa, who always talks about drugs.

    • @astrixkz
      @astrixkz ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@appletart7262 also with the Burj Khalifa being the tallest/highest building in the world

  • @steeldragon5730
    @steeldragon5730 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    bruh where is theodore roosevelts line of "My parents died when they were young and it was morbid, but at least they didn't ditch me while they were alive like yours did" that line won him the battle IMO

    • @robertburge7582
      @robertburge7582 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      That and the "thank God for Pearl Harbor" line

    • @Adamdidit
      @Adamdidit ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Its possibly the best counter punch in ERB history. Winston's original line was completely ruthless and hilarious only for Teddy to come back like he was bored by it and crush him.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      100% - I was biased towards Winston at the start but that line singlehandidly turned the battle into a funeral.

    • @cocoaexists
      @cocoaexists ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They already used it in a past compilation and they don’t want to repeat

    • @dwaterson21
      @dwaterson21 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That entire battle was utter flames

  • @ReaperPeeper
    @ReaperPeeper ปีที่แล้ว +5807

    Finally someone realizes how incredible Gordon’s second verse is. Gave me chills.

    • @Ecliptonian
      @Ecliptonian  ปีที่แล้ว +595

      Ikr. That battle wasn't as close as people think it is imo.

    • @BigHomieGayAss1917
      @BigHomieGayAss1917 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It was pretty good, at least Julia Childs didn’t win in a blow out like other rap battles

    • @TAYBR00K
      @TAYBR00K ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Everyone running around as the camera slowly zooms out whilst the beat rises and Gordon gradually gets more agitated and it all leads up to a decent joke. *chef's kiss*

    • @hamburgerman531
      @hamburgerman531 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Good to know I'm not the only one who loves Gordon Ramsays second verse

    • @alisonpurgatory85
      @alisonpurgatory85 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      and then got absolutely annihilated by Julia Child's response. Actual game ender

  • @garethcairncross3312
    @garethcairncross3312 ปีที่แล้ว +3224

    Mansa Musa’s wordplay is second to none. One of the best verses in ERB for sure.

    • @dozergames2395
      @dozergames2395 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Screw really showed up to take names for that rap hope to see him on again

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      The sheer amount of food puns in his verse made me cackle bro absolutely ate

    • @554cortez
      @554cortez ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Scru gave it 110% for sure.

    • @misfits9294
      @misfits9294 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh 100%, the flow was great and the insults were peak, he went for the THROAT.

    • @bongodongo9229
      @bongodongo9229 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The first bar of the 2nd verse had the smoothest flow ive ever heard

  • @Evachuber
    @Evachuber ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    you know we're eating good when the first verse in the compilation is Walter White's first, definitely the best verse that battle

    • @walterhartwellwhite7924
      @walterhartwellwhite7924 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Literally me

    • @Evachuber
      @Evachuber ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@walterhartwellwhite7924 so true

    • @OmoriSupportsPalestine_143
      @OmoriSupportsPalestine_143 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@walterhartwellwhite7924 Based

    • @_SSCJ
      @_SSCJ ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Love how he says DEA and GTA

    • @Agentcoolguy1
      @Agentcoolguy1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Walt was overrated tbh. He was good, but people praise his verses way too much.
      Like, "You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof." Cmon, man. Super weak line.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. ปีที่แล้ว +664

    " Je suis la fille en feu" goes hard as FUCK.

    • @PierzStyx
      @PierzStyx ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Especially since she just referenced Katniss, the Girl on Fire.

    • @bobcee8126
      @bobcee8126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      and also because joan of arc was burned at the stake 🤓☝️ (although yall probably knew that but this is for the people who don’t)

  • @marxistyogamom2982
    @marxistyogamom2982 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    the fact that cleopatra’s “miss carriage” verse isn’t featured here is a crime

    • @travisalbers6513
      @travisalbers6513 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      FR.
      That one was savage.

  • @Ternilee1
    @Ternilee1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

    1:46
    I love how they say “Yes chef,” but also “No chef” when he asks “you call these rhymes raw?”

  • @vordeseite7273
    @vordeseite7273 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    When Heisenberg said "I've already won", I just heard "Jessie. Watch me cook."

    • @tazdivil6527
      @tazdivil6527 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That would actually work as a rap battle line lol

  • @Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble
    @Dat_Boy_Dale_Gribble ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Joan Of Arc’s verse went absolutely crazy tho

  • @lumberjackofalltrades
    @lumberjackofalltrades ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    finally, boba fett's last verse gets some of the respect it deserves. i love deadpool to Death and it was a really close battle overall, but boba came in for the kill and did not miss.

    • @akorn9943
      @akorn9943 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      boba fetty wap

    • @loganc751
      @loganc751 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      always thought it was a little unfair bc boba fett gets way more time to rap at the end there than Deadpool

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@loganc751 Deadpool's first verse was just as long, twelve bars.

    • @loganc751
      @loganc751 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@K4RN4GE911 even still, I think Boba gets quite a few more bars with his response to Deadpool’s first verse

    • @RainbowGale
      @RainbowGale ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh no doubt. That last verse was straight fire. That flow though. A to the zing.

  • @UnOc2
    @UnOc2 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    I did not expect to see Vince's verse here. It is unironically one of my favourites - it goes so needlessly hard. 💀

    • @BthIX
      @BthIX ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fr every single line in his verse is absolute destruction

    • @-Vixieeee
      @-Vixieeee ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I love the "you're gonna love my nuts until your bi-focal-curious line„

    • @GarryB619
      @GarryB619 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the energy he delivers the lines with is fuckin awesome

    • @joezegers
      @joezegers 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *It's bad enough I have to see you every time I tip a stripper!*

    • @lazyfvckx
      @lazyfvckx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Slap chop your face make a double chin salsa 🤣🤣

  • @stellaroj
    @stellaroj ปีที่แล้ว +126

    That Joan of Arc verse is actually murderous.

  • @Aracelerii
    @Aracelerii ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Surprised nobody's talking about "But Daddy loved unicycles more than him, so he rolled out, now that's a Blue Origin!", gave Mansa Musa the win tbh

    • @dy1830
      @dy1830 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      every line in Mansa Musa’s verse was disgusting, Scru really did his thing

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      the "allah mode" was presented well too

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He came in to battle. He even had "8 mile" in his utility belt.

  • @tabularasa_br
    @tabularasa_br ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Glad to see the recent appreciation of ERBs. They're not a trend. Each one of them is a timeless classic!

  • @zoharamitai8719
    @zoharamitai8719 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    Joan obliterated Miley in both of her verses but the first one goes hard

    • @eb0utique
      @eb0utique 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Keep your party in the USA, vive la France!

  • @CLNCJD94
    @CLNCJD94 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    You know I think Deadpool V Boba Fett might be one of most underrated raps. Like it doesn’t crack many people’s top 5 or even 10 but it’s such a banger.

    • @brandongainer9434
      @brandongainer9434 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Its up there for me...I include all 3 Hitler vs Vader battles as one...The battle of the John's is top 3 for me for sure

    • @Ecliptonian
      @Ecliptonian  ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I gotta agree

    • @Frostwolf_103
      @Frostwolf_103 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gets better with Boba Fett as you recognize 'Mandalorian flows" is a big reference to FPS game called Star Wars: Republic Commando that in duration of the game you hear Mando'a singing localization in the soundtrack, more specifically "Dha Werda Verda" roughly translated "Rage of Shadow Warriors". Give a listen and come back to Boba Fett's second verse about Mandalorian flows line.

    • @primary2630
      @primary2630 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye same. The durasteel and disintegration combined with the sick flow lol

    • @CLNCJD94
      @CLNCJD94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@primary2630 it’s so hard for me to call who won it. That line goes hard, but Deadpool’s opening basically destroyed Boba.

  • @samanthakelly718
    @samanthakelly718 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "I'm the Maid of Orleans you're the Mardi Gras beads" I love this.

  • @PeterParker-rj7zi
    @PeterParker-rj7zi ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Darth Vader’s final verse against Hitler should be included in this. Not only does it go hard, but absolutely decimates every other verse in that series.

    • @554cortez
      @554cortez ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It is. The “fired up” scheme is the single hardest punch they’ve ever written imo

    • @hypedup8081
      @hypedup8081 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      hitlers verse in part 2 outshines it

    • @554cortez
      @554cortez ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@hypedup8081 nah not in the room and not on video

    • @hypedup8081
      @hypedup8081 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@554cortez vaders verse from part 3 is a top 2 erb verses because it loses its steam after fired up
      hitlers verse is a steamroller of disses

    • @554cortez
      @554cortez ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hypedup8081 I agree it loses steam after fired up.
      I think Boba Fett’s third is just about a perfect ERB verse.

  • @spinningredchair8092
    @spinningredchair8092 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The "Yes Chef" during Ramsey's verse always goes hard.

  • @TheRandomGuyOnTheInternet
    @TheRandomGuyOnTheInternet 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you" was wild 💀💀

  • @ErikaWeiss633
    @ErikaWeiss633 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    I'm surprised you haven't included Cleopatra's Miss Carriage verse, that one nuked Monroe from orbit.

  • @flamingdragon6241
    @flamingdragon6241 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Blue team carries Gordon's second verse

    • @GamesRUs-bj2ut
      @GamesRUs-bj2ut ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "YES CHEF" ✍✍✍✍🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @randomchannelwithablenderp2925
      @randomchannelwithablenderp2925 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      "😥"✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Meme-made
      @Meme-made 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “STRANGE STARE” ✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️✍️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @its__rich
    @its__rich ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Only 1 missing:
    "There are 10 million million million million million million million million million particles in universe that we can observe..."

    • @orangejuice8230
      @orangejuice8230 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Ya momma pick the ugly ones and put them into one nerd”🔥🔥🔥

    • @zthomas4th
      @zthomas4th หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@orangejuice8230you wanna bring the heat with those mushroom clouds your making

  • @Mary-kl3yd
    @Mary-kl3yd ปีที่แล้ว +30

    FINALLY SOMEONE INCLUDES JOAN OF ARCS VERSE ITS SO UBDERRATED

  • @oliviaolivia3002
    @oliviaolivia3002 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    nah nah “Allah mode” is crazy😭😭😭 ERB is so iconic

  • @senseispud2197
    @senseispud2197 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    Can we talk about how good the "every time I tip a stripper" line has aged? Since Vince was kinda convicted for beating some up a while ago, and that wasn't really known at the time of the Erb being made.

    • @Ecliptonian
      @Ecliptonian  ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah didn’t age so well lmao

    • @gnome5057
      @gnome5057 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      he beats them up so hard money flies out of them.

    • @EnderGoku9001
      @EnderGoku9001 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Ecliptonianwelp some kid lost a dad
      for a while 💀

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      On the subject of ERBs that did not age like wine necessarily, Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge is still out in the open.

    • @RetroMagnus761
      @RetroMagnus761 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mostar1219what do you mean?

  • @michaelauberry1564
    @michaelauberry1564 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    “Get beat by Count Dracula?
    You’re smoking crackula!
    I dunk on your whackula
    Raps like I’m Shaqula!”
    Goes sooooo hard I was screaming the first time I heard it

  • @grizzwith10zs78
    @grizzwith10zs78 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "There are 10 million million million million million million million particles in the universe that you can observe, your mom to ask the ugly ones & put them into one nerd"

  • @emmaramirez4330
    @emmaramirez4330 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "It's bad enough I gotta see your face every time I tip a strippa" has got to be one of hardest lines in any verse

  • @JustDelta69
    @JustDelta69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Holy shit the Mansa Musa part was so great, my favorite ERB verse of all time

  • @solo8734
    @solo8734 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I know Vlad's verse isn't the most lyrically impressive... but God damn I could listen to it for hours. It just goes so fucking hard.

  • @sufferordie3412
    @sufferordie3412 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    absolutely criminal cleopatras miss carriage verse isnt on here

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Thank you for posting this because I forgot how HARD Jean's first verse was.

  • @literallyalois2966
    @literallyalois2966 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Joan D'Arc was straight up 🔥🔥🔥 😭

  • @OMIMreacts
    @OMIMreacts ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i forgot how hard Joan of Arc's verses went! 🔥🔥

  • @PurrloinQueen
    @PurrloinQueen ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Joan of Arc’s verse did something to my brain as a kid

  • @karafaith4099
    @karafaith4099 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Joan's and Gordon's verses were so good they were memorized during my whole childhood. (And the Wright Bros Vs the Mario bros)

  • @GuitarVader_
    @GuitarVader_ ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I was always confused with Vlads line where he says "your slick Hair and cape are all flappy razzle dazzle, at the end of the say you're a BAT and that's only half a BATtle" it took so long to recognize that but shows that ERB be making straight fire

  • @DutchVanDerLinde-sx1ox
    @DutchVanDerLinde-sx1ox ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Mansa musa's second first is THE best verse in ERB history IMO

  • @valikoest7981
    @valikoest7981 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The second one is basically a roast yourself challenge. I love it

  • @deusexmaximum8930
    @deusexmaximum8930 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "but at the end of the day you're only a bat, and that's only half a battle"
    Holy hell.

  • @tek512
    @tek512 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    How tf did Oppenheimer absolutely murdering Thanos not end up in here? Dude was dead on the first, cremated in the second.

  • @sami_irl
    @sami_irl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    dude really went ''This guy's a gansgter? His real name's Clarence!''

  • @jadelee6555
    @jadelee6555 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bobba's verse is easily one of the cleanest lines in ERB history. That, and Mr. Roger's final verse.

  • @RangerPeters
    @RangerPeters 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was so sad that you didn't include boba's last verse, but then there it was right where i didn't expect it, thanks

  • @jasminebrown8364
    @jasminebrown8364 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    DRACULA AND VLAD BATTLE GETTING SOME WELL DESERVED LOVE! FINALLY!

  • @KindredDoomBot
    @KindredDoomBot ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Slap chop your face, make a double chin salsa!"
    Legendary. AS soon as I heard the music I instantly thought of that line LMAO

  • @paragonca9736
    @paragonca9736 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Allah mode" is so fkn cold wtf

  • @alpacaofthemountain8760
    @alpacaofthemountain8760 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video, lots of underrated lines

  • @eastern_fox1238
    @eastern_fox1238 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "now thats a blue origin" goes insanely hard

  • @AveragePakistaniChild
    @AveragePakistaniChild 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything that’ll top Boba Fett’s line.

  • @user-cq2tq4mi4r
    @user-cq2tq4mi4r 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:03 what, you think i’ve done

  • @NoLongerARandomGuy
    @NoLongerARandomGuy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “The only time I get on my knees is when it’s time to pray.” 💀

  • @JanCarlosTerreroRodriguez
    @JanCarlosTerreroRodriguez หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You're smoking crackula" is hilarious

  • @regalcartoon3952
    @regalcartoon3952 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ey…my man Scru is on here! Let’s go!

  • @Slazaryn
    @Slazaryn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That boba finisher has not left my mind since i first witnessed it all those years ago

  • @VALKYNAZ
    @VALKYNAZ ปีที่แล้ว +84

    joan of arc's lines were the best in ERB. i will not be taking criticism

    • @dippin4dots
      @dippin4dots ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Criticism? No, youre just right

    • @elizabethlevesque6978
      @elizabethlevesque6978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Legit tho like ERB is generally known for being a bit cringe in its lyrics imo, like not in a bad way. It’s campy and we love it, but Joan’s entire rap goes waaaaaay too hard,for a satire rap channel lmao. Like I will go listen to that rap battle when I wanna feel like a badass (it helps that I’m also catholic so seeing my girl Joan get some wicked verses makes me very happy ✋😩)

  • @Jlogger
    @Jlogger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    No "Let me paint you a picture son"?

  • @Thaticedtea
    @Thaticedtea ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Follow Up Time 🎉 (Edit: Another W List you should defo make more)

    • @Ecliptonian
      @Ecliptonian  ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you 🙏I plan on it

  • @TwoCupsOneCakke
    @TwoCupsOneCakke 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Never forget Cleopatra's "Miss Carriage" 😭

  • @isaaccboyd8887
    @isaaccboyd8887 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my favorite lines in all of ERB are mcdonalds "the last wrapper this plastic had a happy meal toy in it" and fredrick douglasses entire first verse.

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Woo! Another channel that knew Scru came in hard

  • @leonardorolingstella8554
    @leonardorolingstella8554 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That last Boba Fett line was fire as hell

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly this video could just be every video they ever made one after the other and it'd still be as perfect as it is now

  • @tessevanknijff
    @tessevanknijff ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Congrats on 300 subs and good luck on the tube.
    nice vid btw!

  • @UnfamousYoutuber
    @UnfamousYoutuber 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Forgot the Serial Killer Episode Hannibal says "catch what the iller lyrical serial killer can deliver" and that shit has stuck with me for life

  • @tsourdasgaming5837
    @tsourdasgaming5837 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    WHY DID BOBA FETT GO SO HARD AT THE END, THAT FLOW BURNED MY FINGERNAILS

  • @ConstantChanger1000
    @ConstantChanger1000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Artists first verse from Artists vs. Turtles was missing from here, so was Oppenheimer's first verse from Oppenheimer vs. Thanos. And Julia Child won against Ramsay, yeah, I said it.

  • @tlotpwist3417
    @tlotpwist3417 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fav burns from ESB:
    - They should call you Miss Carriage (Cleopatra to Monroe). Still the most savage strike of the series
    -You took Christ out of Christmas and just added more mass (Moses to Santa)
    -No one in your family ever lives to see a sequel (Clint Eastwood to Bruce Lee)
    Special Flow award: Poe and Newton.

    • @oddity7263
      @oddity7263 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean George Watsky and Weird Al

  • @NoBloons
    @NoBloons ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Something I love about the Ramsey 2nd verse is that he offers her a Blue Team jacket and the entire blue team acts she they REALLY dont want her.

  • @brodyman30
    @brodyman30 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Shamwow guy is seriously one of the best verses.

    • @paowoww
      @paowoww ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you mean Vince Offer

  • @shinkuakuma1118
    @shinkuakuma1118 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That kine about Walter watching Rick choking went over my head SO MANY TIMES.

  • @RobulousDee
    @RobulousDee หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how you still had time for Dracula's "Wow!". Best line that he has and it isn't even close

  • @rennie1227
    @rennie1227 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i was OBSESSED with the joan of arc one and i just surprised myself by still knowing the lyrics somehow 😭😭 im 21 and the last time i watched that was middle school

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My favorite verse is Oppenheimers. I cannot explain why

    • @emilybarclay8831
      @emilybarclay8831 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s the vibes. The 1000 yard stare. The way he looks like he’s not even paying attention while kicking your ass verbally cause he’s thinking about the crimes against humanity he was unwillingly responsible for

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@emilybarclay8831 Thanks for putting it into words. It is definitely the vibes.
      Love how the background is nuclear testing too

  • @LittleBifOfHysteria
    @LittleBifOfHysteria 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro I'm surprised Joker's line didn't make it in here
    "Ask Robin if I got bars" while holding up a crowbar was fuckin BRUTAL

  • @lamejokeskill9449
    @lamejokeskill9449 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The mention of having to see Benjamin Franklin's face when tipping a stripper is such a flex

  • @emceexvofficial
    @emceexvofficial หลายเดือนก่อน

    did not expect that scru face jean cameo

  • @kyutkami6266
    @kyutkami6266 ปีที่แล้ว

    Joan's rap was stuck in my head since i heard it years back

  • @MightyAceCakes
    @MightyAceCakes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved the Joan one so much!

  • @Wathulhu
    @Wathulhu ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro at the end of day you’re a bat and that’s only half of battle🔥🔥 gawd damn

  • @lonelyandstonely
    @lonelyandstonely ปีที่แล้ว

    I still specifically remember sitting at the lunch table, 3rd grade, I had just watched the Thor vs Zeus the day before and was talking about ERB and doin shit wit my buddies, good times

  • @tomasmoreno6169
    @tomasmoreno6169 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This shit unironically is fire

  • @minoarno7415
    @minoarno7415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I am missing Oppenheimer in this video but besides that great video ^^

  • @frog56414
    @frog56414 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gordon's verse was a fucking murder

  • @WhiteManOnCampus
    @WhiteManOnCampus 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How did Beethoven's multiple-murder of Bieber not end up in here? From the very first words, "Sit down, son," the entire set of verses is a continual carpet-bombing.

  • @victorkamande6176
    @victorkamande6176 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gordon: roasted Julia child
    Oppenheimer: nuked Thanos

  • @enlightened883
    @enlightened883 ปีที่แล้ว

    "And thats only half a battle"
    "wOaH"

  • @rushguy1
    @rushguy1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This classic from Darth Vader knocks me flat to this day:
    You wrote a little book, got 'em FIRED UP
    Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got 'em FIRED UP
    When your bunker started getting FIRED UP
    You put a gun in your mouth and FIRED UP!

  • @PolyphonicSpr33
    @PolyphonicSpr33 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I legit think Boba Fett's closing verse is one of the most total fatalities in the whole series. Not only is the rhyme and diss blistering hot, but he throws in some sick dance moves to punctuate them. 🔥🔥🔥

  • @arthurbuglas8346
    @arthurbuglas8346 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Leaving out Clint Eastwood burning Bruce Lee and Cleopatra's "Miss Carriage" line to Monroe is criminal. Those two have to be the two most savage stuff in ERB ever.

  • @1musamune
    @1musamune 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Maid of Orleans" I still hate how they forgot the French don't pronounce the last letter of a word that ends in a consonant. so in proper French it'd be pronounced Orlean

  • @hodgepodge9362
    @hodgepodge9362 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    These ERB costumes are the really impressing part to me. That straight up looked like Walter and Rick in the beginning.

  • @jan_v_ier
    @jan_v_ier หลายเดือนก่อน

    i totally forgot these even existed.

  • @fawkewe
    @fawkewe ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All things considered Mansa Musa vs Jeff Bezos is definitely the most one sided rap battle where both Rappers are good. Musa definitely won but Bezos had some good lines himself.

    • @mostar1219
      @mostar1219 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wasn't it said that Scru came in to battle and Lloyd came in to just play?