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No one was harmed ❌
No one died ✅
Lets all just go to the pub, have a drink an be quiet.
Correct!
2:16 Trust me someone did die
@@emanemanresuresu *and
Yeahh!
The "no one was harmed" is just a meme at this point
*Love the interaction peeps. Keep it coming 👍
Lol.
More like an insult to us all, we can all see or figure out that they get hurt.
No "one" was harmed, the hidden meaning is that at least two people got harmed 😏
I think maybe they put there so the video won’t get taken down.?
yeah...as if fail army would invastigate, if anybody was harmed! Fail army subtitles suck anyway....
One thing you can always be sure of on a fail army video is if they say no one was harmed you can bet someone was harmed
I was just thinking that. No one was harmed in this one, but that other dude?...Yeah, he got messed up! 🤣🤣
@@Psychodermia for sure.. they are waking up the next day.. but probably not running a marathon lol
They say "no one was harmed" to get around showing possible harmful or violent acts on TH-cam. If they didn't say it then i would image the videos would be demonitised or maybe even blocked.
I think someone got hurt, only that part was cut ofr
@@infinitysynthesis Thanks, Captain Obvious.
8:18 he sacrificed his drink to save his dog that man has a good heart ❤️ 🙏
Billions of Billions people brutally killed, Earth exploded into pieces, entire Universe destroyed - Failarmy: no one was harmed.
In that scenario: No **one** was harmed.
Real wrath of God.
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
The dead rising from the grave.
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together but no one was harmed😂😂😂
EVERYONE WAS HARMED 👍🏼
😅😅😅
NO ONE SURVIVED
Only one survived?
But they didn’t die
@@fuzzygeniusshut up
The thing I love most about FailArmy videos is the total absence of stupid voice overs, especially the AI ones.
"...when something unexpected happened" ugh 😂😂
You won't believe what happened to this driverrrrrrrr
@@Satastastato "watch till the end"
True that
"Totally agree! The lack of unnecessary commentary lets the clips speak for themselves, making them even more hilarious and authentic."
The "purse snatcher" that retrieved her purse was hilarious.
You could just see her overthinking everything 😂😂😂
@@amsterdam_budtender It's Brazil, she isn't overthinking anything. Very justified reaction.
@@amsterdam_budtender No such thing as 'over' thinking.
@@Canada_Dominium But there is!
@@adrimute There is overreaction, which is what she did.
The FedEx driver taking a micro beat to make sure he's OK before unleashing the maniacal laughter. 😂😂😂
The guy holding his little dog was a good man
The guy holding the duck, not so much.
8:16 RESPECT 100% Goes to the dude who caught the dog with both hands and just let his drink fall without hesitation.
Loved that❤
9:06 These two cops are absolute legends for delivering that DoorDash in my opinion! That is a fail for the original driver and an epic win for the cops!
10:40 Someone didn’t do a blind spot check! 😂
On a police ride along, our partners may or may not have arrested a DoorDash driver and then we delivered her food. The people didn't come to the door, but it was still kinda funny.
To serve and protect.
"I can't reach my toes either." That guy's awesome. That's like having a sticker on your wheelchair the reads "Nobody pushes me around.".
That’s such a clever comparison! It's like flipping the script in the best way. I’m curious, what’s your favorite kind of humor that turns things around like that?
Came here to comment on that myself .. A LEGENDARY comment from the gentleman 😂😂👍
@@madhavoc1 Totally agree, that was a legendary comment! What do you think makes it stand out so much?
you mean "I can go on by myself"
I can't reach my toes too because I am to fat 😂
0:41 box fallen and scooter driving its self 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
8:18 At least he had his priorities right. Ditch the drink, save the dog.
👍👍
Puppy most important
But its dumb actually though...
1. The dog has legs and will land on them, unlike his coffee.
2. Even if it has minor injury, it'll heal and recover, unlike his coffee.
@@Vishnu-Bwhy would you risk your dog getting injured over your drink spilling though when you can just go get another drink? Only situation I can see that being understandable in is if you’re in a situation where water is extremely scarce and you’re dependant on that drink for hydration
@@Vishnu-B A drink can be replaced, a vet bill can be hundreds of dollars. Not only are you INCREDIBLY stupid but you're so stupid with money that you would make a GREAT CEO. Saving $5 now and burning thousands later.
I love the cops delivering the food for the people they may have detained, it's just brilliant.
Maybe the drivers car broke down. Maybe he was involved in an accident.
@@ChirpyMike Maybe he had sex with your mom. Who knows ? We'll never have the answer...
It would have been funny if the cops said
" you guys order some door dash?"
"yeah!"
"awesome, you are under arrest" "haha, JK! have a good night"
i think that one in particular was just actual car troubles, based on him saying leave the driver a 5 star review
@@ChirpyMikeListen! The cop said why.
2:26 Why wouldn't they let the lady walk by first before blocking the sidewalk on her?
@@vomm you are staged
@c1awz most people required some effort to be born so you are correct.
@@vomm Name all 20
*Hi friends, have a nice day!*
This moment was staged!
The panic sounds at 7:20 when the mouse goes up the jacket 😂😂
And the Macarena begins to dance 😂🤣
Props to that guy who dropped his drink to catch his puppy ❤
3:50 I lost it when he got rid of the burning bottle by chucking it directly into his buddy's face. 🤣
YEA 😂😂😂
I can’t, I replayed it too many times already, this is why it’s so hard for me to watch fail army fails, the tiny details always destroys me
And the part before it where the dirt lifting apparatus was humping the machine 😂😂😂😂
0:28 Streetlight headshots scooter : * NO ONE WAS HARMED * 😂
"No one was harmed" really just means "No one died"
Or that someone obviously died, but we want to show the video.
It means noone needed a hospital admission. It strongly depends on what harm means in your cultural area.
@Keksemann666 are you suggesting that people who post these videos go through a rigorous process of validating that there were no hospital admissions resulting from said incident... rather than just writing this at the bottom of an horrific clip to circumvent youtubes content regulation about injury.
I know which of these seems more likely.
Thorough journalistic integrity on TH-cam.. or maximum content for income per click
@doccock100 no, but the people that post the videos online do/know cause its their Videos. And looking at the videos tells that as well. No one is getting actually harmed.
@Keksemann666 they don't know, as it is not their video. It is collections of clips collected from other sources, often mirrored to avoid copyright strikes, compiled, and reposted.
Do you believe that someone who posts 50 individual clips from around the world filmed those clips or sourced them from the primary entirely themselves.
It's a wild west out there, and I think that view, if you hold it, is deluded.
bro the bulldozer having some fun 😭😳👀 3:38
“Ann you want that front position?”
Ann: “no. I really don’t”
I don't blame ya. 😂
Man with prosthetic leg: I can't reach my toes either 😂
0:41 That's some Loony Tunes level of failure. 😆
first time I need a break so soon with FA 🤣🤣🤣
@@Kragatar toons
@scrappydoo7887 No, actually. The carTOONS he's talking about (i.e.: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck etc.) we're very much collectively called "Looney TUNES".
Though I suppose you may find it hard to keep track of Warner Bros animation - being as you are clearly a Hanna-Barbera enjoyer 😂
5:52 WTF is he eating? lava?? 😂😂
It's medical grade charcoal.
🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢
Toner.
Bro looks like he's a diesel engine 😂
@@anthonyklanke1397 he's rolling coal
Love the cops delivering the food, and the fellow protecting his dog.
👍👍
That guy handing that ladies bag back when she threw it over their fence thinking they were robbing her had my DYING 😂😂
10:27 That chicken panic was priceless. "Stop it, right now!"... hilarious 😂😂
Never approach a rooster and hens without a rake in hand!
She did not rule the ROOST ! 😅
@@lawncuttingplusdelta 🤣🤣
@@lawncuttingplusdelta Just imagine the chaos, had that hen slipped through the doorway & into the house! 🤕🐔
0:26 I've seen some really close shaves in these videos, but nothing like this one 😲😳😵?!?!
20:01 (End of video) Too bad one loose truck tire can do so much damage. Man, today's cars are just paper thin 😪
Luke Skywalker destroying the Deathstar:
* NO ONE WAS HARMED *
😂 I think sometimes people forget that little stunt put Luke in the top 10 characters with the largest kill count.
what are you talking about? they were harmed so much on the death star they all died
0:04 I saw a Laurel and Hardy routine like this about 60 years ago.
you took my comment. 😂
0:26 I've seen some really close shaves in these videos. But not anything like this one 😲😳😵?!?!
The Plank (1967). Eric Sykes & Tommy Cooper. Classic.
This was just as staged and rehearsed.
60 years later we have the proof they got inspired by real events.
I like the sister at 6:17 no screaming no freak outs just jumps up to make sure that the little bro doesn't get near the falling glass
I was really confused😂 What did bro do that for?😭💀
I hate it when staged ones make the cut.
16:39 of course the only one with out headgear gets smacked in the face😂😂😂
The fish understood the assignment perfectly.
"Without" is one word, not two.
13:27 why did he honk the horn that trailer is just free rolling 😂
I know…there was nobody at the controls 😢😢
He had so much time to move to the left as well, and so much room, definitely a stupid driver there.
My guess was that they couldn't reverse any further because there was a car behind them that didn't see the trailer, and they panicked and tried to get them to move so they could keep backing up.
0:26 I've seen some really close shaves in these videos. But not anything like this one 😲😳😵?!?!
0:13
Oh my God, I thought she died for a split second 😮
I was laughing from the woman hitting the guy with the plank, and when I saw it I was like 😳
@@felipe87912You was laughing at something that was clearly staged.
You believed that skit?
@@jeremiahhester6408 you mean like you do at comedy movies?
@felipe87912 Fail Army isn't a movie
*No one was (c)HARMED.*
19:07 was pretty cool 😁
😂😂😂😂😂 3:30 I almost broke a rib with that bucket loader!
15:52 Holy hell! That car got some airtime! Wow. Never seen that happen before.
That clip was cool as hell. Feel sorry for whoever lost his job, though.
@@Kat-tr2igwell it happens actually had something happen near my house it was a pretty long cleanup
Trucks are very susceptible for getting stuck whenever there is a rise in the pavement leading up to the RR crossing. Not sure why they are designed like that but that’s normally what happens. But yea that rear vehicle definitely got its legs cut out from under it and got some serious hang time 😮😮
@@Tom-ok2rh Oh yeah, I've seen plenty of clips of trucks getting hit by trains, like you said, happens all the time, but this is the first time I see a car get airtime like that.
15:52 Train horn sounds like "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
First before this goes viral and yeah it did sound like caaaaarrrr
How that last silver car just sayed there for a bit was almost cartoonish.
12:00 The "I can't reach my toes either" guy is wickedly funny!
Thats a good sense of humor, man
4:12 Tunnel entering and tunnel leaving problem. 1) Slowdown when you enter the tunnel and slowdown when you leave the tunnel. 2) ray-ban sun shade when you enter and leave the tunnel. 3) light dependent lighting at enterence and exit.
The Little girl at 11:06 is my new mood. She's seen some shit and just needs a drink and to be quiet lol.
4:37 That throw was merciless 🤣🤣
For reals like what the hell WAS that 😂😂
Ik😂
I once saw a vehicle flyover the guardrail at full speed and because it was downhill, he flew a good 100 yards through the air finishing in a wooded area. I immediately stopped and ran down to the truck to render assistance. The driver was in the process of climbing through undergrowth. He was perfectly fine. Not a scratch. He fell asleep behind the wheel.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a while-thank you for the comedic relief!
1:54 - This man had time to throw up his hands like wtf in disgust AND apply the rear brake with his hand all while sliding to his uncertain future.🤦♂️😂 Bravo sir. Bravo 👏🏽
4:20 The shoes! Laughing my ass off! 🤣
🤣🤣🤣 Look at the shoes!!!
Bro fell like a cartoon character 💀
I was looking for this comment!
The shoes, lord the shoes.
One of the best ones, for sure 😭
That was deliberate
I believe in you Mom....Got Me 😂🤣😂
So cute! I love this boy! 🤣🤣
You can't argue with that logic.
@@kelqueen9998 😆😆
5:50- WTH was he eating? Charcoal.
I think it might of been that activated carbon stuff people put on their teeth, but im not sure it looks like a diesel engine exhaust coming out his mouth tho😂
Right, I watched it over and over. No fkn idea
I don't know. But it had me weak 😂
@@bluecreature39 Dude needs a tune up.
The way his bare skin slid against the pavement at 6:03… definitely harm
OMG @14:44 this happened in Layton Utah, I was at the next light and saw this car coming the wrong way...
"stop believing these boxes, they can't drive"
"Actually it is..." 0:43
"No one was harmed". But! Someone broke a leg, another broke an arm, 2 went to the hospital, one guy now blind, and a woman lost her mind. No biggie.
Gimme timestamps
4:38 this little girl was really throwing a ball at her face😮
Merciless!🥲🥲
Most common thing in homes.
What make you surprise that.
Stupid
2:30 honestly good quick instincts for her lol
I can understand her reaction, but boy, they sure didn't like being taken for banditos... lol
These instant regret moments are both hilarious and cringe-worthy 😂. Some of these fails had me shaking my head! 😅 Great compilation, though-perfect mix of funny and painful to watch!
Bot.
4:20 THE WAY SHOES FLEW AWAY LIKE FROM CARTOON💀
Bro had his priorities straight 8:17
12:22 - In the hair salon, a guy asked for a '50s Duck Tail, not 50 duck tails!
Best-comment-EVER.
It looked like he kept one for dinner.😂
Second was totally staged and was funny a hundred years ago!
True
@@jeremiahhester6408 It's still funny though.
@RideAcrossTheRiver Is 2:15 funny? Even that is clearly staged
@@jeremiahhester6408 No, it isn't.
No, it isn't.
0:46 why does it sound like a gunshot!? 😆😆😂🤣
11:55 - Save A TV:❌
Be scared of a rodent while dropping the tv: ✅
I'm glad I grew up in a time where people don't waste food where I live.
🤣🤣🤣
sympathize with them, god will not forgive those who do so😑😑
amen
They have so many choices, it's probably reasonable to choose to skip food.
@@Leolnaleksgod gave me two hands and he gave them an excuse to catch them.
0:04 This was a real-life Curly and Moe moment 😂
It was also staged! So...
@@HoneyBunny-69 Still funny!
@@Markus_Andrew that's not even funny
Only stupid people laugh on these things
And you are the one.
The lady who threw her bag😂😂😂😂
This moment was staged, I guess!
@NieceGenius; And the lady who picked her nose!!! (18:11)😄😅🤣
@natascha5864 😅😅😅 yes!!!
16:18 ONE BOI WAS HARMED
19:06
...are my eyes deceiving me?.......the ice is on the inside of the glass!
It probably shifted when it was busted. But it was outside when the window was rolled down.
8:18 bless that guy who saved his dog over his drink what a cool guy
9:29 bro was living through an Uncharted driving sequence
The door dash cops are awesome!
Yep. I'm not sure if it's the same event, but there's a video of cops helping a DoorDash driver who had car trouble in Florida. At the end of this other video, the cops offered to drop off the order and then did.
@ that’s awesome. There are a lot of really good and patient cops out there.
This is the real laugh medicine, stress is gone now 😂
12:13 Swedish clip with that boat falling into the water, and some Swedish swearing aswell🤣🤣👍
3:37 - what the hell happened to that excavator?
I think I was carrying gravel and by the way it's a front loader
Possessed???? 👹👹👹
Was twerking high
I know someone definitely got fired!
You see, when a front loader and a conveyor belt love each other…
The first one is just mental man 😂😂😂
I’m pretty sure the guy in the first clip was harmed. That shinbone almost made his head spin 360°. Definitely a mild concussion, he got his bell rung HARD.
I think both of them...🥲
I'm surprised it didn't knock buddy out cold. That was an MMA level kick...
@@matthewrossilini5808 The other dude was hopping like he hit his shin on a trailer hitch 😂
Thats absolutely 💯% better than fail videos with stupid added "quack" or idiot laughter sounds etc, I don't even mind the "no one was hurt" written so much, as long as it has no dumb sounds added, its also better without anyone explaining whats obviously happening, thank you kindly for making funny failures worth watching.
3:04 legit one of the funniest things ever featured on this channel
They found his Dorito stash.
Never forget, failarmy contacted EVERY single person to BE SURE that "no one was harmed" so they could add that to the video 🤣
0:20 hey, tanks a lot man!
The second clip is so obviously staged, it shouldn't appear in this compilation.
I dunno. Some people are stupid, whether a camera is recording or not.
2:15 is staged too
@@TheGooglyminotaursome people like you who can’t tell its staged?
Your entire life is staged. You don’t exist.
@@jeremiahhester6408 How exactly do you know that? Were you there?
8:42 Broke a human in half while trying to break a speed record
"No one was harmed" ❌ 6:13 "Clearly the Driver was harmed"✅
One thing you can always count on in a FailArmy video is that if they claim no one was harmed, you can almost guarantee someone was. ✅
Absolutely true-if they say 'no one was harmed,' you know it’s just a matter of time before someone shows up in an ice pack! Got any epic fail moments of your own you’d be willing to share?
😮@@FailMasterTuber they are murderers.
Man on the ground missing his head.
"No one was harmed"
😂😂😂
Where?
@@zincminer he was lying on the road, apparently unharmed. Not sure how that works???
Technically, you wouldn't say a beheaded man is "harmed" would you?
His brain was missing a long before the video was taken.
5:49
Bro turned into a diesel engine 😂
😂😂😂
The girl primping in the car window is the best 🤣
1:29 First instinct for black people when you fall is hysterical laughter 🤣🤣
I thought their first instinct was to steal?
2:37 That's sad watching her throw her purse afraid of getting robbed because it happens so often. From what I've heard
I was wondering if it was staged or not because she didn’t even look grateful once they gave it back to her🤷♂️🤷♂️
massive meteor smashes into earth.
FailArmy: *NO ONE WAS HARMED*
I think instead of FailArmy putting the meme of no one was injured in numerous videos they should replace it with a text that says "No one died" or something since people did get harmed
That’s such a solid point-‘No one died’ would be way more honest! Honestly, I’d love to hear your take on some of the more ridiculous fails you’ve seen. Do you think the warnings are doing more harm than good?
Feelings were hurt. Finances were harmed. Reputations were broken. Self-esteems were damaged beyond repair.
6:00 thats why even a 0 star safety rating car is better than this.
What was that? A soccer ball? I laughed so hard at his terrible odds to hit something so small
@@TheAmazingHuman-Man yes it is a soccer ball and kids are standing there.
The birds......🤣
0:49 “YOUR PICK UP ORDAH IS HEA!!!!”
5:56 - What the hell was this guy doing??
It’s the epic “eat a cartridge of toner” challenge. For those who think the Tide Pod challenge is too easy.
@@kaasmeester5903 I.. Have no idea if that was a thing or not, but I sure believe it..
@@kaasmeester5903quite the stupidity, actually
POV vaping for the first time
Thanos snaps his fingers 🤌
* no one was harmed *
See also Ragnarok, Lamentis-1, Xandar, and Sylvie's formative years.
Seeing a train just slice a loaded truck in half and not even flinch is SCARY.
There is a case of police leaving a detainee IN THEIR VEHICLE which was on the tracks. She didn't make it and there was a huge settlement. True story, unfortunately.
To be fair, that loaded trailer sitting on the tracks weighs in the neighborhood of 25 to 30 tons. That's a lot of weight, sure...but just the locomotive of a train typically weighs at least 100 tons, and most Amtrac trains have another six to twenty passenger cars, so ballparking that that train weighs in at at least 300 tons. So at least 300 tons moving at probably fifty to sixty mph hitting 25 to 30 tons that isn't moving. Hardened steel may as well be tissue paper in that scenario.
1:31 - Feel Good Inc.
His laughter
8:18 he saves his dog but his drink was dropped to drain.
priorities, good for him.
To drain what? And, of course he saves his dog you idiot.
Good instincts
id make that trade