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Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.
i gotta love this guy he is 100% the real thing. He's not pretentious and he never has to try to force a laugh and a red-blooded American through and through. And he knows exactly how to make comedy with that information.
I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.
Watched Chris Porter's show tonight in Tulsa. I'd seen some of his material before on TH-cam, but to see his show in person is what stand-up comedy is all about. He is original and hilarious - one of the best I've seen in a long, long time. Truly gifted. And a really cool guy, too.
I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!
I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂
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Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.
i gotta love this guy he is 100% the real thing. He's not pretentious and he never has to try to force a laugh and a red-blooded American through and through. And he knows exactly how to make comedy with that information.
This may be my favorite story yet, and this guy's delivery absolutely makes it perfect.
I KNOW IT WAS IMMACULATE 😂😂😂😂😂I come to hear this one often!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
Chris Porter is great. About time for a new special.
Jason Wadkins I know man.
Jason Wadkins to quote chris porter, "...'A'RIGHT?!"
He has a new CD available and it is really good.. Lost and Alone
Yeah Chris Porter is pretty funny. Made me smile and laugh throughout the video
I'm releasing one in 2 months punk. Doesn't matter. You won't believe this anyway
I think his bit about his Dad eletrocuting himself is probably my favorite. "[4th] brrr, zap. We're inviting people over to watch." 😂
This guy is way underrated and has been hilarious ever since he was on whatever that comedy competition was.
"So they had to pretend like it was the playoffs... and watch." Hahaha, burn!!
ive loved this guy ever since his special. great delivery. sometimes you want a hostile comic just barking common sense at you.
im with you Theseeohhdee. ugly and angry is one of my favorite standups of all time. tooo funny. i have probably watched it 15 times
@TheSeeohhdee SO perfectly summed up.
"Sorry ya fly private, ya payin for ma shittt" lmaooo
I've heard this story 3x and I still laugh hysterically
I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
His delivery is on point and the emphasis is great.
This is the best of this line of Comedy stories. The first time I heard the story I almost herniated a disc. It's both cool and hilarious.
Absolutely one of the best stories he's ever told. I couldn't tell you how many times I've listened to this.
Automatically upvote anything with Chris Porter
Holy shit! I love Chris porter! Haven't seen his stand up in years!
The dude is hilarious! I got real excited when I saw his name on this one. I guess he's got a new special on Hulu...?
Dude I seen em at the comedy store earlier this year, dudes funny
He's taping a special in Denver next month !
Christopher Borelli he has the greatest energy
“Is that fucking Justin Verlander?” Gets me every time 🤣🤣
Chris porter is so slept on.
I love this guy, haven't seen much of him since he had a Netflix special a while back. Looks so different with the short hair!
Lars VanBarbecue "fucking Wonka me" 😂😂
ya dude he looks younger here than in his special
He's a great story teller. Definitely would love to see a new special. I've seen all the ones he has.
I met him in person, one of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met! Super down to earth guy, would definitely love to meet this guy again
That's awesome man! Would love to meet this guy!
🤣 Chris is a great story teller with exceptional delivery and timing.🤣👍
..lmfao....this the type of random story that makes you realize you ain't living life.
Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.
Livin like larry
AMEN
My old manager got his ass beat by DMB cuz they were on his car and he goes "hey fucker" and they beat his ass😂
Luckily I've been in those situations, unluckily a poor string of choices get you there often enough
Omg he burned my tigers good with that weed joke
Yeah it was a good burn...hurtful to us Tigers fans, but good!
Same here I can’t blame him though my hometown gives away a free 6 piece nugget to anyone with the app when they get 6 runs
Well depending on when this story took place, the tigers could have been very good and the royals very bad, and both teams suck now so...
Blink th3Dog I wish to upvote your remark, however, you currently sit at 69 likes..
Watched Chris Porter's show tonight in Tulsa. I'd seen some of his material before on TH-cam, but to see his show in person is what stand-up comedy is all about. He is original and hilarious - one of the best I've seen in a long, long time. Truly gifted. And a really cool guy, too.
That never gets old. It is one of my all-time favorite stories.
Can't wait for his next special, so glad to see he's actively working on new stuff.
He definitely needs a Netflix special. " You Shittin Me ".
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀😄😀ABSOLUTELY CTFU pick a coffee and an Italian name and MOOOOOVEeTO THE LEFT😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best stories on this show
And one of the shortest. Porter uses few words but uses them well!
Anyone else pissed that Netflix took off his special?
This was on netflix?? Oh come on. Netflix is buzzkillington.
why would they do that?
I never knew it was on Netflix. For the past year "Screaming at the Cosmos" and "Ugly & Angry" have been on Amazon Prime.
They did, but they moved it to Hulu
I'm all ugly and angry about it
I discovered this last week, NAW ALGORITHMS DISCOVERED, ME... THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! ROY JR. IS THE MAN...
This is a surprisingly wholesome story
Chris Porter is the man!
I discovered him the other night on Netflix. I WILL see him if he ever comes to a city near me.
Ampersand Sons!!
Also known as the banjo boys
As a Detroiter, you made me laugh so hard at this. 6:10
Yuuuuup
That was one of the best ones in awhile😂😂
My favorite comedian of all time, this story is hilarious
This is one of my favorite bits - one of the best and yet somewhat unknown comics.
@comedy Central . Please continue this show. This show is the good stuff
This is the best one in quite some time!
Just found this guy a couple of days ago here on TH-cam. Thoroughly enjoy his jokes for sure!
One of the best stories ever. 😂
One of the best stories ever
Moral of the story;
A little adoration and respect will lift up a man's spirit instantly..
I fucking love Chris Porter, get this man another fuckin special
“Ampersand Sons” went way over the crowd’s head
Saw him last month and was awesome. Met him after when he was selling merchandise and he was the nicest person.
Chris Porter’s new special “There’s no money in babies” is hilarious. Totally worth the time.
Chris porter needs more recognition
One of the best ones for sure.
I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!
I love his new look! Hes transformed!!
i remember him w the fro back in the day . hes was pretty funny in last comic standin
This story is awesome!
chris is so damn good, i need to see him live
A very underrated comic
0:58
Keith Yves Batislaong thnx again!
Hilarious😂 Chris Porter we love you!!❤ KC misses you😍😍😍😍😍
AUDREY H no idea who he is but I saw KC and I had to click. Hey fellow Kansas Citian!
Mush Room Hey, hey!😘
*THE INTENSITY OF THIS MAN*
Had no idea he was from kansas city
"Aint no fuckin way shes an actress" ...perfect
I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂
I was adopted, am just like Chris, maybe you're my mom, any chance you're from Wisconsin?
Hahaha! It was pretty funny throughout, but he really wrapped it up well.
This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. Dudes fucking hilarious!!
OMG! FINALLY. HE'S AMAZING
Love his Taco Bell bit!
Chris is the best!!
I fucking love this. I am wasted and laughing my ass off.
Didn’t think I was gonna like this guy one bit. Funny as fuck.
If he knows who Justin verlander is that means he knows...KATE UPTON
Big fan! Rooting for him to catch that big break!
: Chris Porter should be headlining absolutely everygoddamnwhere.
Ye this guys stories one of the top
Literally just left his show in Dayton Ohio, and he was such a great show!!! We laughed the whole time!!!
The into is the definition of "Trying too hard"
That's gotta be the best one yet.
I always imagined that Chris Porter looked like Jack Black with long hair. One of my favorite comedians.
freakin love this guy lmao
I love Chris Porter!!!!!😂🤣👍🏾❤️
I truly enjoy him
Was it Chris who does the voice for Mr. Garrison this whole time? 🤣🤣😭
Chris porter is freakin hilarious
he repeatedly Nails great punchline throughout the entire story
Anyone notice how they ALWAYS have the person least impressed right behind them..haha
"Mashit" LMFAO
That was great!
This was hilarious
I watched ugly and angry 3 or 4 times each time it was hilarious.
Dude Chris I hope you come out with a new special!
This dude is fucking gold. Why have I not seen this yet???? TH-cam algorithm failed again
starts 1:04
Moh Ibr had to scroll way too much for this
Long Live Chris MFing Porter!!!
And Sons come with me... 😆!
Its been about 5 months since any new stuff from this show has been posted & i'm having a hard time with that lol
That was so funny. I'm glad I'm here before 500k . Lol
wow, Chris cleans up really nice...
This one was great
As a tigers fan, I’m even more of a fan.
Love this guy. Question: what happened to his eyebrows? 🤔
This dude is comedy