Chris Porter - Verlander & Sons - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 27 ก.ย. 2024
- A night out on the town turns into a star-studded event at Chris Porter's parents' house when he invites Mumford & Sons, Justin Verlander and other members of the Detroit Tigers to play beer pong.
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Chris Porter is a very nice person. I saw him at the improv in Puttsburgh. He showed up at the restaurant across the street afterwards and hung out with the group I was with. He paid for our meal and drinks and was just fun to hang around.
This may be my favorite story yet, and this guy's delivery absolutely makes it perfect.
I KNOW IT WAS IMMACULATE 😂😂😂😂😂I come to hear this one often!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤
I think his bit about his Dad eletrocuting himself is probably my favorite. "[4th] brrr, zap. We're inviting people over to watch." 😂
Chris Porter is great. About time for a new special.
Jason Wadkins I know man.
Jason Wadkins to quote chris porter, "...'A'RIGHT?!"
He has a new CD available and it is really good.. Lost and Alone
Yeah Chris Porter is pretty funny. Made me smile and laugh throughout the video
I'm releasing one in 2 months punk. Doesn't matter. You won't believe this anyway
This guy is way underrated and has been hilarious ever since he was on whatever that comedy competition was.
"So they had to pretend like it was the playoffs... and watch." Hahaha, burn!!
I've heard this story 3x and I still laugh hysterically
I swear 😂 I come here often. I wish I could see a picture of his dad and sister. Picturing them would make me laugh more I'm sure. Just to put faces to the tale😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤
Absolutely one of the best stories he's ever told. I couldn't tell you how many times I've listened to this.
"Sorry ya fly private, ya payin for ma shittt" lmaooo
“Is that fucking Justin Verlander?” Gets me every time 🤣🤣
..lmfao....this the type of random story that makes you realize you ain't living life.
Number Runner ah no shet. all I ever did was awake my parents to a paintball game in the back yard, and fifteen cops showing up to a noise complain because me and my buds decided that drunken skinny dipping at two AM was a good idea.
Livin like larry
AMEN
My old manager got his ass beat by DMB cuz they were on his car and he goes "hey fucker" and they beat his ass😂
Luckily I've been in those situations, unluckily a poor string of choices get you there often enough
Holy shit! I love Chris porter! Haven't seen his stand up in years!
The dude is hilarious! I got real excited when I saw his name on this one. I guess he's got a new special on Hulu...?
Dude I seen em at the comedy store earlier this year, dudes funny
He's taping a special in Denver next month !
Christopher Borelli he has the greatest energy
Automatically upvote anything with Chris Porter
Chris porter is so slept on.
He's a great story teller. Definitely would love to see a new special. I've seen all the ones he has.
I met him in person, one of the greatest dudes I’ve ever met! Super down to earth guy, would definitely love to meet this guy again
That's awesome man! Would love to meet this guy!
ive loved this guy ever since his special. great delivery. sometimes you want a hostile comic just barking common sense at you.
im with you Theseeohhdee. ugly and angry is one of my favorite standups of all time. tooo funny. i have probably watched it 15 times
@TheSeeohhdee SO perfectly summed up.
🤣 Chris is a great story teller with exceptional delivery and timing.🤣👍
This is the best of this line of Comedy stories. The first time I heard the story I almost herniated a disc. It's both cool and hilarious.
Ampersand Sons!!
Also known as the banjo boys
He definitely needs a Netflix special. " You Shittin Me ".
😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏😀😄😀ABSOLUTELY CTFU pick a coffee and an Italian name and MOOOOOVEeTO THE LEFT😂😂😂😂😂😂
Omg he burned my tigers good with that weed joke
Yeah it was a good burn...hurtful to us Tigers fans, but good!
Same here I can’t blame him though my hometown gives away a free 6 piece nugget to anyone with the app when they get 6 runs
Well depending on when this story took place, the tigers could have been very good and the royals very bad, and both teams suck now so...
Blink th3Dog I wish to upvote your remark, however, you currently sit at 69 likes..
One of the best stories on this show
And one of the shortest. Porter uses few words but uses them well!
Can't wait for his next special, so glad to see he's actively working on new stuff.
Watched Chris Porter's show tonight in Tulsa. I'd seen some of his material before on TH-cam, but to see his show in person is what stand-up comedy is all about. He is original and hilarious - one of the best I've seen in a long, long time. Truly gifted. And a really cool guy, too.
As a Detroiter, you made me laugh so hard at this. 6:10
Yuuuuup
I fucking love Chris Porter, get this man another fuckin special
I discovered this last week, NAW ALGORITHMS DISCOVERED, ME... THERE ARE TOOOOOOOOO FUNNY !!! ROY JR. IS THE MAN...
I discovered him the other night on Netflix. I WILL see him if he ever comes to a city near me.
Chris Porter is the man!
That was one of the best ones in awhile😂😂
A very underrated comic
I'm retired young from the U.S. Army due to combat wounds where I served as both a nurse and as a combat medic with both a Recon unit and as a member of a small Special Operations team in Iraq between 03-05. I'm not too old but I'm not exactly 20 anymore either. I'm hip as they come though and I'm very young looking and handsome. ( Not being vain just being honest). I had a 27 year old Internet model who was SO very hot, Latina, and totally with it chase me and I went out with her a few times. I blew her mind when I sang Texarkana by R.E.M at full voice once and I could have her in tears and gasping for breath with my joking etc and I also had her holding her ribs and laughing hysterically when I turned her on to Chris Porter and to Christopher Titus as well. 😆!
Chris porter needs more recognition
This is one of my favorite bits - one of the best and yet somewhat unknown comics.
Saw him last month and was awesome. Met him after when he was selling merchandise and he was the nicest person.
@comedy Central . Please continue this show. This show is the good stuff
Just found this guy a couple of days ago here on TH-cam. Thoroughly enjoy his jokes for sure!
My favorite comedian of all time, this story is hilarious
This dude is comedy
One of the best stories ever
“Ampersand Sons” went way over the crowd’s head
chris is so damn good, i need to see him live
I truly enjoy him
I love his new look! Hes transformed!!
This is the best one in quite some time!
I'm starting to wonder if this is the kid I gave up for adoption when I was 16. He acts just like me, thinks just like me, has stories just like me! 😂😂😂
I was adopted, am just like Chris, maybe you're my mom, any chance you're from Wisconsin?
*THE INTENSITY OF THIS MAN*
Chris is the best!!
i remember him w the fro back in the day . hes was pretty funny in last comic standin
Hilarious😂 Chris Porter we love you!!❤ KC misses you😍😍😍😍😍
AUDREY H no idea who he is but I saw KC and I had to click. Hey fellow Kansas Citian!
Mush Room Hey, hey!😘
This is the funniest one of these I've seen yet. Dudes fucking hilarious!!
Chris Porter’s new special “There’s no money in babies” is hilarious. Totally worth the time.
Chris porter is freakin hilarious
starts 1:04
Moh Ibr had to scroll way too much for this
If he knows who Justin verlander is that means he knows...KATE UPTON
And Sons come with me... 😆!
Was it Chris who does the voice for Mr. Garrison this whole time? 🤣🤣😭
he repeatedly Nails great punchline throughout the entire story
Ye this guys stories one of the top
"Mashit" LMFAO
Lmfao.. That's too fuckin awesome
Anyone notice how they ALWAYS have the person least impressed right behind them..haha
Dude Chris I hope you come out with a new special!
Love his Taco Bell bit!
I always imagined that Chris Porter looked like Jack Black with long hair. One of my favorite comedians.
The into is the definition of "Trying too hard"
This was hilarious
Didn’t think I was gonna like this guy one bit. Funny as fuck.
Long Live Chris MFing Porter!!!
That's gotta be the best one yet.
Its been about 5 months since any new stuff from this show has been posted & i'm having a hard time with that lol
That was great!
Big fan! Rooting for him to catch that big break!
As a tigers fan, I’m even more of a fan.
Omg he's so funny😂
Kansas City Kansas born and raised.
Where are these weekly videos?
That is then coolest Dad!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahaha this one was amazing
Send a bottle on us, and I mean him lol.
That was so funny. I'm glad I'm here before 500k . Lol
I’ve been watching these for like a week straight like day and night just kinda background shit and I haven’t heard one repeat story.
mr.porter you are awesome
I remember his first ccp standup, he really needs to do more. Also, I almost didn't recognize him without his curly hair, sounds exactly the same though lol.
I remember this guy from like 8 years ago, he need more art time!
Damn funny. I love this is not happening but why are the stories getting shorter and shorter? I want my 15-20 min entertainment back :P
1:02 for the start
My father still would have been hating me. He loves me dearly but he doesn't care about celebrities nor what people at work think.
Love this guy. Question: what happened to his eyebrows? 🤔
1:03 to skip intro
Who was better at beer pong?!
WTF?!?!? This guy is fvckin GREAT!
This one was great
Nice one
Dude kills
Wish it was longer..
6:09 OH FUCK
The Ryan Fitzpatrick of comedy.