What if the Purge Actually Happened?

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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  6 ปีที่แล้ว +3710

    I'm remaking some old videos that were made when I was a wee lad and didn't know what I was doing. I mean I still don't, but I understand a bit more now.

    • @fortis3686
      @fortis3686 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      AlternateHistoryHub
      Can you remake the Operation Unthinkable video you did years ago?

    • @watsie04
      @watsie04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      One hella big boi

    • @alonewolf3474
      @alonewolf3474 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice :)

    • @PhinkerPie
      @PhinkerPie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i got idea - if ROMAN IMPERIUM CONQUERED CALEDONIA

    • @Saul_Bueno
      @Saul_Bueno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But I liked your shitty designs...

  • @miles6283
    @miles6283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2599

    (USA Network) We'll hire Cody to hype up our new show
    (Cody) *Rips entire franchise to shreds like the Doom Slayer vs a Baron of Hell and gets paid for it*

    • @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077
      @deadchannelwithbadopinonsi9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Learn the joke.

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Aspiring Marauder r/whooosh

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Aspiring Marauder >cuckallo
      Love it, I'm using this

    • @DarthGTB
      @DarthGTB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      what can I say? If it wasn't for this video, I wouldn't know the series exist... so profit for both?

    • @miles6283
      @miles6283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Aspiring Marauder Bro it's a joke. Calm down

  • @CteCrassus
    @CteCrassus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2819

    Possibly the most unrealistic thing of The Purge is that it presents a scenario where it's every man for himself. That's not how humans operate. We're a strongly social species, so if The Purge was a thing, people wouldn't huddle in their homes hoping for the best; People would organize weeks if not months in advance. Neighbourhoods would stablish a more or less regulated militia, barricades would be erected and strangers would be expected to stay the fuck out on pain of death. Also, police and soldiers who took their job seriously would simply be out and about as civilians acting almost like The Punisher, which would paradoxically make The Purge the most dangerous day of the year to actually commit any crime; These vigilantes would shoot first and ask questions never.
    Far from being a "do whatever the fuck you want" day, it would be a "you best stay on your very best behaviour or you'll get shot in the head" day, which kinda defeats the purpose.

    • @AtotheR
      @AtotheR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      It'd just be an apocalypse for a day

    • @marinerproductions1315
      @marinerproductions1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Altough, that could work. Maybe.

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The Purge inadvertently creates a Socialist Revolution. Aw yisssss.

    • @warlynx5644
      @warlynx5644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Actually, the idea of “be nice or else” could be potent. Think about it, nearly the entire populous can basically become a police officer/vigilante one night of the year, it’s just a question of how willing are they to go after those who wronged them. Crime would go down significantly if criminals knew that the crimes they did could very easily put a massive target on their back

    • @revanamell1791
      @revanamell1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      People in this thread unwittingly stumbling into Anarchist theory. I love it.

  • @TheCometdefender
    @TheCometdefender 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Another thought, the US would also be very vulnerable to foreign invaders on purge night. If someone infiltrated power plants there would be chaos. All the foreign power would have to do is take the major cities.

  • @addisonwelsh
    @addisonwelsh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    He made some good points, but I'm kinda surprised he didn't talk about the potential of a terrorist attack. Imagine sleeper cells armed, trained, and directed by a foreign entity activating on purge night and wreaking havoc upon US infrastructure and industry. We'd be completely helpless because they can't be prosecuted or even investigated.

    • @happymfs8783
      @happymfs8783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That's probably one of the main reasons why this'll never happen

    • @cherokeevolfusa2891
      @cherokeevolfusa2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The right to purge might be a right exclusively held by citizens

    • @addisonwelsh
      @addisonwelsh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@cherokeevolfusa2891 Considering how the purge is basically a night of anarchy, I doubt that would apply. I don't even think they'd be able to enforce a rule like that.

    • @DYLANJJK94
      @DYLANJJK94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeap, even If adding two rules to It, they could never keep track of terrorists or find out who did the attack with all of the test going on. maybe they would train their best single orphans to to stay monitor all they can from a safe room, or If they have families, bring then In too to keep their families safe, It can be done In the movie world lol.

    • @stuckinbrazil3549
      @stuckinbrazil3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kinda like the german tourists from the purge election year just more heavily armed and with different goals

  • @aaronman4772
    @aaronman4772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    I want a Purge series that’s just focused on petty crimes.
    Show me a contingent of people who just go jay walking, taking a penny without leaving one, walking on the grass, taking an illegal U-Turn, and drinking in public.

    • @DaidriveCJ
      @DaidriveCJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      [GASP!] The fiends!

    • @littlemiss_missfit7377
      @littlemiss_missfit7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      There would be so much public indecency and Petty theft it would be great

    • @jeezy8589
      @jeezy8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Just come to Germany, you can literally drink in the middle of town in front of cops at 10 am in the morning if you wanted to.

    • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
      @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +aaronman4772 And smoking weed in States where smoking weed is still illegal, or going on acid trips...

    • @georgelloydgonzalez
      @georgelloydgonzalez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do you assume none of those things actually happen in the movies?

  • @HoopsAndDinoMan
    @HoopsAndDinoMan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    I'm surprised nobody ever talks about the Mexican and Canadian borders during a Purge scenario. For one thing, tons of people would probably seek safety from the Purge by leaving the US for the night and coming back once it was over, so there'd be huge traffic jams preceding and following the Purge every year. And during the actual Purge, would leaving/entering the US without going through immigration be legal too? Is it legal to shoot bullets across international borders and kill people on the other side? If you break the law in Mexico/Canada, are you safe if you cross over into the US during the Purge? If you kill a citizen of another country on US soil during the Purge, is that still legal, or could you be arrested for murder by said country once the Purge ended?

    • @nightfury2986
      @nightfury2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I had to scroll so far down for this that I legitimately thought not a single comment said this. Also I'm pretty sure you'd still be in the jurisdiction of whatever country you're in while you're there, it's just you may also need to follow some us laws in addition to that. While detaining us citizens may cause tensions, I dont think they'd stand for widespread murder.

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bitch Canada for one night everone would rather move to saudi arabia then go back to the us id sell everthing i have to get a ticket to Australia

    • @kevinc6369
      @kevinc6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would rather die than cross over to Mexico

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HoopsAndDinoMan I suppose if you were to shoot a Mexican citizen from US soil during the purge, that would become an international court case. That trial would probably result in America being forced out of the UN or they would force the US to amend the Purge

    • @lordfarquaad6291
      @lordfarquaad6291 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Stephanie Logan Moose.

  • @heathertierney8862
    @heathertierney8862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Everyone: kills each other
    Me, an intellectual: lies about my taxes, then buys everything on steam with someone else’s credit card

    • @obiwankenobi4252
      @obiwankenobi4252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Me, an intellectual: buys ~~everything on~~ steam

    • @LarsBlitzer
      @LarsBlitzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Don't forget piracy of music, movies, books (especially scientific papers and textbooks). Imagine making BANK on college textbooks alone.

    • @mcthuggin9803
      @mcthuggin9803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LarsBlitzer just steal them

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lying about taxes wouldnt do much during the purge

    • @loafofbread9400
      @loafofbread9400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@commmander64 if you move into a vacent house that a bank owns during the purge u dont fucking own the house afterwards. Any discrepancies within your tax u can say goodbye to loans, tax claims, deductions etc

  • @josephcampbell7172
    @josephcampbell7172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    I live in a town of 20,000 in Nebraska. If the Purge happened here, half of the town would be out on the streets with their guns helping uphold what would be on other days the law. Just because the laws go away doesn't mean people's morals do.

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Except in the cities it's the opposite. So, yeah. That's exactly what it means.

    • @vksepe
      @vksepe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      I think one of the movies sets out the fact that initially, people are quite hippy peaceful during the purge. Getting drunk and high, partying etc. But the government initiate violence to encourage vendettas and thus make everyone more violent. Dumb logic I know.

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I, for one, disagree. I think people really will turn bugf*** mad once the chips are down.
      One guy will murder one guy for some reason (good or bad) and that guy's friend will avenge him and on and on until that 20,000 is maybe 15,000 or 10,000.

    • @ericcl5313
      @ericcl5313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sorry, but just look at the middle east and how they have bloodfeuds that last for infinite generations.. Yeah not exactly like us, but they are humans so one can argue that this irrational behavior is in us.
      Seriously it wouldn't take long before shit escalate. First it's white collar crime, small time robbery, carjacking etc., but people try to protect their property and so it ends up with somebody dead - blood feud starts.

    • @MrDalewin
      @MrDalewin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LL cool J oh yeah, it definitely is in us to do so. That’s why morals exist, for us not to be that way. Now, let’s just hope it lasts another century or two. It doesn’t seem like those morals are exactly winners anymore. It’s not a question of if the purge were to happen, but when it is going to happen. This video is a good warning into that.

  • @ShadowWolfRising
    @ShadowWolfRising 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Another problem is without law enforcement, what's stopping people from breaking those 2 restrictions anyway?

    • @RAYGUNNOOB1
      @RAYGUNNOOB1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      In the second the explosives rule is broken by a group of rebels and there was an announcement that breaking the rule will have consequences. But that was really it

    • @littlemiss_missfit7377
      @littlemiss_missfit7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Simple if they are identified they could be sentanced to prison time but following the purge universe line of thought they would probably sentence them to death and air the video to send a warning to future bombers

    • @kennethschlegel870
      @kennethschlegel870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      except were are a nation in which gunowners outnumber military and police 300:1

    • @ComradeSpirit
      @ComradeSpirit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      But, you know, one of those soldiers is probably more capable than dozens of Regular Joe gunowners, and anything beyond a guerrilla resistance wouldn't stand a chance in Hell against American armor or air power.

    • @Skidracer21
      @Skidracer21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ComradeSpirit average Joe gunowner spends more time and money honing their marksmanship than you might think. Often many of them are fresh out of the military. Air power and ground armor is useless if the pilots get shot dead while on the ground or the tank crews have to get out because someone just blew their treads off with IEDs. Nukes? Well, there goes the territory you wanted to rule over, useless for hundreds of years because it's not habitable for human life.

  • @theepicmaxgod9648
    @theepicmaxgod9648 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2274

    If the purge really happened, I would post a controversial youtube video without fears of getting demonetized

    • @Miles300s
      @Miles300s 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      But then TH-cam could take down the video as Google wouldn't have to follow the law either...

    • @dariuzthemacaroni1308
      @dariuzthemacaroni1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      but posting a controversial youtube video is not a crime? they'd just take it down

    • @ragergamer3111
      @ragergamer3111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Davilima Lol LMAO

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Except youtube rules aren't part of the "law", they could delete all content in their paltform and it would be perfectly legal, in fact, some small channels get deleted every once in a while, like a blogger with 0 subs who stored daily blogs about his life on youtube, many ppl come with this cases to reddit.
      Im talking about deletion without any infringements nor warnings, one day they're just gone

    • @drzal1221
      @drzal1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @1111kila
    @1111kila 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2570

    "what if the purge really happened"
    Russia in the 30s: What do you mean?

    • @smoji2633
      @smoji2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      No one:
      Stalin:What is missing from g_lag?
      U.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Hold my vodka

    • @TheDakkaman
      @TheDakkaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "If?"

    • @djay6651
      @djay6651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      1930's Germany: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Sami-ep2jg
      @Sami-ep2jg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Siberia time

  • @pierrecurie
    @pierrecurie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    1) The day of the purge is known, so most sensible businesses would close down days if not weeks before the purge. Valuable inventory would be shipped to Mexico/Canada for temporary storage. Less valuable inventory would be sold out/not replenished in the weeks leading up to the purge. The most you could steal from walmart/banks are probably pens and gum. Large industrial sites like oil refineries would be shut down, and emptied of dangerous substances. Sabotaging an oil pipeline would be bad, but wouldn't lead to the catastrophic damage suggested here.
    2) Most capital intensive businesses would die. Nuclear power plants/Intel chip manufacturing/etc take years to break even. If it can't turn a profit before it's burned to the ground, nobody will try it. This is probably the part that will hit the economy the hardest.

    • @andrewward5891
      @andrewward5891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yeah the purge would destroy business. How could a business trust anyone to guard their store or warehouse on purge night? The guards could steal with impunity too.

    • @minvi152
      @minvi152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      who doesn't want to steal pens and guns

    • @thekyleprojekt7996
      @thekyleprojekt7996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You forget new problems create new solutions and jobs. Ex military would finally have nice employment. Those multimillion and billion dollar companies would certainly shell out 200 million to a team of 25 discharged marines, they would certainly take the money to work for 1 day a year

    • @pierrecurie
      @pierrecurie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thekyleprojekt7996 But in the absence of contract law (or hell any laws), what stops the mercenaries from turning on their former masters?

    • @m2heavyindustries378
      @m2heavyindustries378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Lol then all industries would be shipped overseas, which would be safer. the US loses 10x as much jobs then it has already

  • @brotherlylove3954
    @brotherlylove3954 6 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Purge makers: hey make a vid about us but make it cool
    Alternate history hub: *makes video saying how its unrealistic* is this good?

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They probably should have thought a bit harder on this. I mean the video is right there.

    • @tonyschmittou8845
      @tonyschmittou8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But they didn't say that. This isnt funny

    • @benjeiy7347
      @benjeiy7347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tonyschmittou8845 th-cam.com/video/rM9WGgyDssU/w-d-xo.html

  • @deepeedeedoo
    @deepeedeedoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    As someone from Venezuela, i actually laughed when you mentioned us

    • @Retravox
      @Retravox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      in that case, might wanna get outta there. apparently the currency is now worth less than World Of Warcraft gold now

    • @ScarlettSKcat
      @ScarlettSKcat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I get it cuz Venezuela is a anarchy 😂

    • @angelnava5385
      @angelnava5385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Retravox it's been like that for over a year

    • @bigcheese2128
      @bigcheese2128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Retravox oh yeah I'm sure they can afford to just pick everything up and leave

    • @lain-ih6jj
      @lain-ih6jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Retravox We can't do it, cause no one have money here

  • @evangelionfan69
    @evangelionfan69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2270

    if the purge was real I would say bad words on roblox

    • @LincMinecrafter
      @LincMinecrafter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Lilly Lewis your a monster!!!

    • @houstonbby
      @houstonbby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Lincminecrafter *gasps*

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      @bluepikmin4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

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      @TorresYT-yx8cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

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  • @alexthelizardking
    @alexthelizardking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    All crime is legal except killing certain persons.
    What kind of "all crime is legal" scenario is that?

    • @tinakennedy8073
      @tinakennedy8073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They made that way people won't kill the president people working in the government etc. Think about if people could kill anything then the guards could kill the president if they were paid they won't even get arrested that's why they have some rules

    • @henrycosta8448
      @henrycosta8448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Tina Kennedy yeaaa i just read that & it made zero sense. im assuming you meant so the government aka the Founding Fathers Party wouldnt have to replace there elected officials and *cough cough* : lose their position in office, so there’s that rule. Although, like Cody mentioned, every other single aspect of American life would be crippled by an ACTUAL Purge, so, im not sure why they just don’t say “fuck it go crazy”

    • @tinakennedy8073
      @tinakennedy8073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@henrycosta8448 sorry I missed spelled a lot I patched it up a bit

    • @antal4s
      @antal4s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@henrycosta8448 Yeah, the new founding fathers should've been just been anarchists that do nothing other than abolishing the government (without telling people that so they get elected), would actually make so much more sense.

  • @DankMatter
    @DankMatter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5447

    If the purge happens, I will steal some gummy worms from the convenience store

    • @jay_sea2386
      @jay_sea2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      You monster.

    • @ShadeHaxor
      @ShadeHaxor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Mad lad

    • @bruhmoment6947
      @bruhmoment6947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      You disgusting pig

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      I'll loiter on a building where it has a no loitering sign on it.

    • @knightwing5169
      @knightwing5169 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      If the purge happens, I would spend my 12 hours BitTorrenting as many things as possible. I wouldn't even use a VPN.

  • @EJAG404
    @EJAG404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    So.... on Purge Night Cody can upload a video on WWII without it getting demonetized?

  • @wowsuchhandle
    @wowsuchhandle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Do they think that laws are the only thing that keep people from going on a rampage. Most of the people would just live their normal lives and be a little more careful.

    • @joeychandlee9339
      @joeychandlee9339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Kerim Kerim I would steal all junk food and games I could

    • @luisvilca4467
      @luisvilca4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would genuinely just go to any store see something I like and take it, any would do the same but killing? Dude we aren't psychos, at most done would look for that asshole and beat them

    • @Human-san
      @Human-san 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Laws and cowardice

    • @lohengramm7798
      @lohengramm7798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Human-san so "not" raping , killing and putting fire everywhere is cowardice?

    • @МаркТамазин
      @МаркТамазин 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luisvilca4467 exatly what i would've done as a kid (especially chips) and even now i want to do so. (Btw killing not for food is cringe)

  • @jammy5296
    @jammy5296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1228

    During the purge: *EVERYONE RUSHES TO BEST BUY AND GAMESTOP*

    • @gusgus00001
      @gusgus00001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Herman Gregory there's no difference

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Herman Gregory is risk getting murdered over some free gaming consoles and games

    • @bp-hx9ts
      @bp-hx9ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Yeah and they you get some elderly person with a chainsaw saying video games are bad for you

    • @grey3247
      @grey3247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Herman Gregory So regular black Friday?

    • @bp-hx9ts
      @bp-hx9ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Herman Gregory that is Black Friday did you watch the South Park documentary

  • @brendanmurphy4034
    @brendanmurphy4034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I always wondered, despite it being a rule that people can’t kill gov officials during the purge, what’s to stop them? I guess the NFF would have security with them, but throw enough people at them that could fail and they can’t exactly call the police or national guard. Also what’s to stop military leaders from staging a coup during the Purge since any civilian law enforcement couldn’t resist them?

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You overestimate how many people would organize to siege a heavily fortified politician's home.

    • @mrbisshie
      @mrbisshie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Pretty much the senate and members of the house would get wiped out entirely, a lot of people would go for them first. Unless they're really really hidden, or not in the country. Yeah, thinking about it, the entire gov and rich would probably just flee the country the week before the purge. I never seen the movie, do people just leave the country before the purge to avoid it?

    • @Lysergic_
      @Lysergic_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marlonmoncrieffe0728 well to be fair they might come together to siege the home of the politicians who put the purge in place. Plus they'd never be able to confirm who did what there so everyone would come out of it innocent

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrbisshie
      Why are you here when you have not even seen the movies?

    • @marlonmoncrieffe0728
      @marlonmoncrieffe0728 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lysergic_
      Most people weather the storm and just accept the relative peace and prosperity the rest of the year.
      And who is 'they'? How many and how strongly could anti-purgers be able to storm any one of the hundreds of congressmembers in their heavily-fortified homes?

  • @jimmy27829
    @jimmy27829 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Can’t wait for your book Cody.

  • @Kodeb8
    @Kodeb8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    On the purge: rob a Jewelry store
    After the purge: "Hi, I'm here to sell all my Jewelry!"

    • @dylanisaac1017
      @dylanisaac1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @MeargleSchmeargle
      @MeargleSchmeargle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Stealing people's stuff and selling it back to them for profit since Minecraft villages were a thing.

    • @macaroon_nuggets8008
      @macaroon_nuggets8008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@memelyshorts643 No you were just doing labour for the villager by harvesting its wheat for it.

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@macaroon_nuggets8008 So when I kidnapped the villager stole his wheat and forced him into a iron golem farm after murdering his family and burning down and blowing up his village the selectively breeding him for 97 generations for perfect trades this was what me helping him with his taxes?

    • @the404error7
      @the404error7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PROFIT

  • @aarongreen27yearsago96
    @aarongreen27yearsago96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    "Thank you to the Purge for sponsoring this"
    *talks shit about the Purge the whole time*

    • @connorneely3458
      @connorneely3458 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah I wonder how they even decided to approve this one

    • @imgvillasrc1608
      @imgvillasrc1608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Cody's just talking about how shitty a purge act would do for the economy and lives of the people. However, even if people like him and I hate the purge due to its ridiculous setting, it's still interesting nonetheless. Take The Walking Dead, do you really think those slow shambling undead can really infect a lot of people if they're three times slower than you average human just walking around? Great TV Show for sure, but realistic zombie apocalypse scenario? Not much.

    • @jtr7377
      @jtr7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I am sure the people involved in the making of the Purge know how bat shit insane it is, so I doubt they mind Cody's input.

    • @waywardstoner9416
      @waywardstoner9416 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is mostly meant to show teenagers what the purge would really do, so they can stop fantasizing about it being a real scenario and to realize how destructive it'd be. Also to dismiss the argument of blaming over population for everything related to incorrect distribution of resources.

    • @imgvillasrc1608
      @imgvillasrc1608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Wayward Stoner, Also a great wake up call for pro-anarchists

  • @amk4956
    @amk4956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    The new founding father’s plan:
    1. Acquire majority of political power
    2. Set up purge
    3. ?????
    4. Profit

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Never has this meme been more true

    • @YoshiTheyosh123
      @YoshiTheyosh123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      4. Complete collapse and failure as a country
      5. ...profit?

    • @chickenator510
      @chickenator510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What do I have to do with the founding father’s plan though?

    • @SS-kq7dn
      @SS-kq7dn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because it works?

    • @funnybleepbloopthing
      @funnybleepbloopthing 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      let me guess: profit?
      Edit: called it

  • @ponddipper91
    @ponddipper91 6 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Step 1: Initiate purge
    Step 2: People embezzel money
    Step 3: Realise the purge is not a good idea
    Step 4: Just blame Russia for the monetary loss
    Step 5: Profit?

    • @janmihalik2090
      @janmihalik2090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Step 5: WW3
      Step 6: ???
      Step 7: Worldwide fallout = profit?

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Purge sounds like something Russia would engineer to have America shoot itself in both feet.

    • @heavypupper1219
      @heavypupper1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@louisduarte8763 It does though

    • @somemanwhoateapuertoricanl7859
      @somemanwhoateapuertoricanl7859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Louis Duarte This is what Russia is doing. They created fake Facebook accounts to do advertisements on fake meetings and fake rallies, then they hacked the ballots in eight states, which Illinois officially declared that. Then Trump got elected. Before the election, Putin himself said that he would declare World War 3 on America if Hillary Clinton gets elected as president. So technically Putin is using Trump as his own puppet (without Trump even realizing that it's happening) in a way that America would be destabilized and so when the perfect time happens, he would invade North America and after that settle a colonial regime (assuming Canada would also be invaded as they would take action to defend America)

    • @aliciamrusyn8850
      @aliciamrusyn8850 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      1Steal underwear 2 ??? 3 profit

  • @jessejamesmoore1443
    @jessejamesmoore1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    “It just works”- Todd Howard at the Bethesda unveiling of the Purge Circa 2025.

  • @stanleyrusso137
    @stanleyrusso137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I talked with a friend who is a police officer and I asked "what would you do on the purge?" He said "I would plan all year for one big bank heist"

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      (Insert Leny Face)

    • @champchamp8297
      @champchamp8297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Plotting to commit a bank heist is a crime in itself though.

    • @robinnyberg6497
      @robinnyberg6497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      arachnonixon No, he's talking about in the world of a purge. If you're plotting a bank heist on any day that isn't the purge, it's conspiracy to commit grand robbery. That, in itself, is a crime. There's a good chance he would be arrested before the purge night even arrived. Obviously plotting a fictional what if situation isn't a crime.

    • @anon8206
      @anon8206 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If the purge existed, I would leave and travel to a country without the purge. Screw that shit.

    • @muntu1221
      @muntu1221 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anon8206 Can you manage that every year and protect your property? Insurance companies boosted their prices at the last second to exploit people.

  • @beanburrito4405
    @beanburrito4405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    If the purge happened I could finally “afford” to “buy” a gaming computer

    • @allenharper2928
      @allenharper2928 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes, but "how" would you get the "2 year extended warranty"then?

    • @ahm6006
      @ahm6006 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      allen harper You just get a new one each year

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, to be fair all you need to do is buy a baseball bat.

    • @xureality
      @xureality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why bat when a 2x4 is a lot cheaper/free? Sometimes it even comes with nails pre-installed so you don't have to go through that hassle!

    • @Ultimate_Silicium
      @Ultimate_Silicium 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Speech 100

  • @lookatthisnet462
    @lookatthisnet462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Ffs i was watching watchmojo videos when a quality video popped up...thank God

    • @sampines5494
      @sampines5494 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I used to watch Watchmojo. But then I realized they’re just corporate hacks with no passion behind their videos.

    • @drinkinbuddy8264
      @drinkinbuddy8264 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh they had a purge video and it was awful almost as if they want it

    • @crimson90
      @crimson90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where the hell were you watching WatchMojo videos, you dumb dumb?

    • @wombat8812
      @wombat8812 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You kidding? WhatCulture is WAY worse.

    • @joshualewis6513
      @joshualewis6513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank TH-cam?

  • @Repubpolitico
    @Repubpolitico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Love how the movies show people preparing for the purge the day before. How are people not getting arrested left and right for premeditation?

    • @theedmaster7748
      @theedmaster7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Easy constitutional argument:
      They are preparing to commit a crime on a day where crime is a constitutional right.
      In fact, stretching this, premeditation arrests would be very difficult as they could say they are preparing for the purge.

    • @Erwinfanreal12
      @Erwinfanreal12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well I would probs start the Stealers Of Bestbuy Clan, Whom would steal thousands of electronics, fast food, and other stuff every purge night

  • @HedgehogStudios1
    @HedgehogStudios1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The Purge seems like a really interesting idea for an alternate universe but it falls apart after about 3 minutes of analysis.

    • @gmat5046
      @gmat5046 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are you doing for 2:50 of that

    • @xureality
      @xureality 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      reading the description on wikipedia

  • @planefan082
    @planefan082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    If it happened in Canada I think the most that would happen is someone taking a slushy from the gas station.
    And leaving a dollar in the register.

    • @josephcampbell7172
      @josephcampbell7172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      You're joking, but that's probably what would actually happen in the Midwest.

    • @Vinxian1
      @Vinxian1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      And they would leave a note that says
      "I'm terribly sorry, eh"

    • @carlose4314
      @carlose4314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Waffle house would stay open.

    • @Vinxian1
      @Vinxian1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @SpaghettiandSauce wow.....

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh, I'm dying

  • @PowahSlapEntertainmint
    @PowahSlapEntertainmint 6 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    I would rent library books...and never return them.

    • @MagnusSkiptonLLC
      @MagnusSkiptonLLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would park in front of No Parking signs.

    • @ofs5554
      @ofs5554 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      calm down satan

    • @ethanwagner6418
      @ethanwagner6418 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mwahaha

    • @jaek__
      @jaek__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      stop being everywhere

    • @gnarlyweinstein8155
      @gnarlyweinstein8155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Step 1: Rent a library book so that the due date is on the purge
      Step 2: Don't return book on purge
      Step 3: Return book the next day
      Step 4:???
      Step 5: Profit

  • @fico8400
    @fico8400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Purge: *STARTS*
    Me: *POURS PEPSI IN A COCA COLA GLASS*
    *Laughs in evil*

    • @porchofgeese_crockpot
      @porchofgeese_crockpot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      That's like wrapping a hammer and sickle with the US flag or a burger with a Soviet flag.

    • @LincMinecrafter
      @LincMinecrafter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No!!!!!

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kittykat5090
      @kittykat5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Dude, I've drank Coke and Pepsi in a single cup before. I'm already a law-breaker.

    • @samwiich7976
      @samwiich7976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You sick fuck

  • @ANTICENA571
    @ANTICENA571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how whimsical the intro music is, considering it's the fucking Purge.

    • @Jockster109
      @Jockster109 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I'm loving the increase of snarky youtubers lately

    • @dolldolls809
      @dolldolls809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Take On Kek me too

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_r/woosh_*

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's like his Operation Sealion vid he made - it's so dumb in all sense that it's a wonder why this is EVEN a thing.

  • @douglaslyckholm1857
    @douglaslyckholm1857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    What if obi wan didn’t have the high ground

    • @douglaslyckholm1857
      @douglaslyckholm1857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah but i say what if

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *what if kim jong un is assasinated*

    • @starventure
      @starventure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kim Jong-Un What if Kim Jong-Un fired a missile at California? While eating a cheeseburger?

    • @themightyranger6321
      @themightyranger6321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@starventure what if kim jong un made fun of trump's hair and that causes the 3rd world war?

    • @starventure
      @starventure 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ncr veteran ranger Trumps hair is just not that angry in life to respond. When you have a good home on a good head, you don’t start nuclear wars.

  • @joee7809
    @joee7809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    The real question is HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET A TELEVISION NETWORK TO SPONSER YOU

    • @docslastname2711
      @docslastname2711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Joee Cody is famous

    • @rachaelbeth3119
      @rachaelbeth3119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Get 1.5 million subs

    • @indrada-rf2vu
      @indrada-rf2vu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The real question is, why did it really sound like he didn't actually want to endorse it

    • @Kakarotta17
      @Kakarotta17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      indrada 3290609 because he didn’t it’s all about the money yo

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stole it on Purge Night.

  • @luisfilipe2023
    @luisfilipe2023 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    People always forget that no laws doesn’t just mean “I can commit any crime I want” it also means anyone can punish you for committing any crime anyway they want

    • @CollinMcLean
      @CollinMcLean 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      People really forget that the social contract still exists. Even in current day hellholes people still try to be good people because we’re just empathetic as a species.

  • @Hrabns
    @Hrabns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    If the Purge was a real thing, then I’d finally be able to get a new phone

    • @appalachianwolf1187
      @appalachianwolf1187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ordinem Mortis I got my first phone ( Iphone 5 ) in 2013 and still have it. Don't know how bad your situation is but I could def use a new phone too

    • @deleted5099
      @deleted5099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m only 11 and I have an iPhone X ;-; but yeah I can get the iPhone xr when it comes out if the purge happened

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well that is unless some psycho lodges an object into your skull.
      Well unless the object is your new phone.

    • @appalachianwolf1187
      @appalachianwolf1187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BlurryTrench I'm going to steal it from you

    • @deleted5099
      @deleted5099 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      AppalachianWolf ok

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    *united nations:* we need to talk
    united states: *it's all good bro*
    *united nations:* you sure
    literally not even a country anymore: *it's all good*

    • @bunabobby
      @bunabobby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good usage of lowercase!

    • @chefcabbage
      @chefcabbage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You need to look up 'literally'.

    • @matteo-ciaramitaro
      @matteo-ciaramitaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@chefcabbage no they don't. He's saying the US would no longer be a country because it would be too devastated to manage its own territory. the states or groups of em would become countries

    • @chefcabbage
      @chefcabbage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matteo-ciaramitaro You should also look up 'literally' because you literally missed the point.

    • @matteo-ciaramitaro
      @matteo-ciaramitaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chefcabbage i didn't miss the point. you can't say he was incorrect because you don't know whether he meant literally or not. In this kind of scenario it isn't unreasonable to assume he really does mean it will literally not be a country. Maybe you should look up what country means and stop being rude to people on the internet.

  • @cesthefox
    @cesthefox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    3:11 Lol, I'm from Venezuela and I can totally agree with that, I'm so glad me and my family could leave the country before it gets even worse (yes, the situation in Venezuela could get even worse). Also nice video I really like your content

    • @cesthefox
      @cesthefox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Charlie Kelly King of Rats well I lived there my whole life so I can't say I don't like my country and that doesn't have any good left because the truth is Venezuela is a really beautiful country with mountains, forests, rivers, towns, cities and mostly really kind people, but what is really sad is that this "socialist government" (as they called themselves but to me is more like communism) ruined the country and turn it into a poor nation, making people to starve to death, making the soldiers to hurt us when we don't speak good of the government, people who used to be good turned into thieves because they don't have enough money to buy food to their families, it felt so bad it felt like we didn't have any freedom at all, like being in a prison without being in one. But even if Venezuela right now is in anarchy with a dictator that destroyed our economy and the beauty of my country I still hope that one day democracy shall come again and with it a great leader to make our nation great again as in the past.

    • @aidencampbell9120
      @aidencampbell9120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry about your current situation and our government being close to no help.

    • @cesthefox
      @cesthefox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aiden Campbell it's okay maybe not so many people in Venezuela understands but I kinda understand why no one help us. First of all USA can't just declare war on Venezuela or try to kill Maduro because well Chavez (the other man before Maduro that took power until he died from cancer) made some relations with the Chinese and Russians so probably if a war between the US and Venezuela happens China or Russia might get involved and Maduro is keeping those relations but eh who knows maybe the Russians or the Chinese wouldn't risk a WW3 just for Venezuela. Second of all the UN doesn't want USA to invade Venezuela cause that wouldn't help the country at all and as painful as it sounds they are kinda right, because just think about it, Venezuela a country with no war nor armed conflict but still people are dying from starvation and anarchy, then goes to a war against a super power we wouldn't last a month, that will just make our economy drop faster than ever and the situation even worse and probably they won't let anybody to leave Caracas or even the country. But well who knows maybe non of this things would happen if the US tries to invade Venezuela, maybe they'll just land in there and kill Maduro and all those assholes in the government in just some week, maybe the soldiers will surrender after seeing those American flag in the horizon, maybe the people would join the Americans in the fight, only God knows what would happen, but hey isn't that how history works?, there are a lot of "if" in history like, I don't know, what if Chavez never came to power? What if war on terror never happen? What if Latin America was united? Is the beautiful thing about history it can tell us about what will happen in the future or what will become in the future and we an even ask ourselves what would happens if it wasn't like this but like that and that kind of stuff (one of the reasons I found this TH-cam channel I actually love history and alternate history). In my opinion I think if someone tries to help Venezuela it could go well or bad, we will never know until someone does it, but let me tell you something, Venezuela won't be like this for much longer I know something will happen, i know this will change, I just don't know when will happen but until that day comes and Venezuela could be a good country again, Venezuela may resist. Anyway don't be sorry about the US or any European government that doesn't want or can't come to help us there are plenty of reasons about why no one helps Venezuela, maybe one day someone will come and free us but eh, as I said history have a lot of "if" so for now we will have to wait. And thanks for your comment I really appreciate it!

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Anthony Valenti i really sure hope you're being sarcastic

    • @fawwazn.1244
      @fawwazn.1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Anthony Valenti ahh i see, i thought what you meant as "paradise" was in the literal sense of the word :P. Forgive my misunderstanding, clearly i'm uneducated

  • @RodrigoColimodio
    @RodrigoColimodio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Something that makes the idea improbable is that just because you make something legal, doesn't mean people will go around killing others. Yes there would be a lot of dead people, but I don't think people would actually kill to drain hate to others.

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think a lot of homeless would get killed that night. People really really hate the homeless but have something to lose. If you gave them the freedom to wipe out the homeless, you would see a lot of them dying. It would be a net positive for society.

    • @Maxfromohio2155
      @Maxfromohio2155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@peebay3515but what stops homeless people from banding together to protect themselfs

    • @peebay3515
      @peebay3515 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Maxfromohio2155 They're on drugs, don't have easy access to guns, and aren't capable of managing their own lives, much less forming some sort of militia to protect themselves.

    • @kubamcmillan3078
      @kubamcmillan3078 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Maxfromohio2155homeless legion

  • @dylancarroll4623
    @dylancarroll4623 6 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    No to mention real estate moguls could just burn down a few houses so the property value drops, allowing them to buy the remaining house and land of the burn down one.
    Something like the side missions in saint row 2.
    Also rival business would try to sabotage one another in hope of bankrupt them allowing them to buy them out and take over their business.

    • @whodoobucrew2960
      @whodoobucrew2960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Corprate wars during purge night would be crazy. Disneys armys would just steamroller every other company out there. Imagine all the Disney mascots wielding AKs and burning down America. Side movie!

    • @wilburdemitel8468
      @wilburdemitel8468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Disney army

    • @diegodlv1001
      @diegodlv1001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@wilburdemitel8468 "gawrsh Mickey, let's go burn down an indie animation studio a-hyuck"

    • @jeffb-c
      @jeffb-c 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      More like la noire

    • @dylancarroll4623
      @dylancarroll4623 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Bubenz Mickey Mouse and his group Vs Bugs Bunny and his group.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    If you want "It's legal to break into a house, kill people, and steal their crap," you shouldn't say _all_ crime is legal. You should just say the crime you want to be legal, is legal.
    To any government watchlist officials reading this: Please note the _if._

    • @sentionaut6270
      @sentionaut6270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Timothy McLean etf are you talking about. “All crime” entails breaking into the house and committing murder. You know, your ultimate fantasy.

    • @briaormead4239
      @briaormead4239 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fluffynator
      That dude seems to think cia or some crap gives a shit about this comment. AI probably just ignored him, just as it ignores us.

  • @peperlover99
    @peperlover99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    My favorite oxymoron of all time: "Government sponsored anarchy". I couldn't stop laughing! Another great video also.

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Call it what you want but US sponsored anarchy is a middle eastern staple

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      US Govt sponsored Anarchy is a staple in South America (ask Guatemala, Nicaragua, and Honduras, and Chile to name a few Latin American countries "*C*h*I*quit*A* Banana" helped overthrow those respective democratically elected governments, and replaced them with puppet governments(Contras for Nicaragua) that advanced US interests)

    • @ZombieChan84
      @ZombieChan84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anarchy=/=chaos

  • @ezucra
    @ezucra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Expectations: war
    Reality:
    Flat earthers change nasa’s files and makes the world flat

    • @moritamikamikara3879
      @moritamikamikara3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lol.
      I bet people would actually do that as well, wouldn't they.

    • @paragparikh2201
      @paragparikh2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      100th like.

    • @displeasedgentleman7360
      @displeasedgentleman7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dear god....

    • @elmochomo8218
      @elmochomo8218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      since I'm an intellectual I would search up the crabby patty secret formula without the fbi wanting to know my location

  • @jakubnet8249
    @jakubnet8249 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    4 years, and i'm still questioning why Cody's avatar is always depressed.

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Ignorance is bliss" people say that because if you're not intelligent then it doesn't matter how bad the world gets you would be ignorant and thus care free.

    • @beyondblesscrissy4063
      @beyondblesscrissy4063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alexander Wilder ok

  • @ashtonmalone3968
    @ashtonmalone3968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Video In A Summary:
    How long would it take to destroy the U.S on Purge night?
    Answer: 7 minutes

    • @multiworldwarrior1
      @multiworldwarrior1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meh, I'd say 5 min.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      While the worst problem would be purely economical, cause even prior to the purge stocks would plummet. I mean just having a bill in congress to approve it would start to shake otherwise strong stocks as investors get worried. (the fact that it reached that point would be worrying enough) so I would say it doesn't even have to start before America's economy is in ruins.

  • @DarthSmirnoff
    @DarthSmirnoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    The only difference between the Purge and Detroit is the Purge only has 12 hours of lawlessness.

    • @braydenkinder75
      @braydenkinder75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Do you live in detroit? Or even michigan?

    • @the_nebula8572
      @the_nebula8572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      IKR

    • @fugginchit1
      @fugginchit1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Detroit is where you go when you die in hell

    • @karlturner5678
      @karlturner5678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Detroit is actually getting slowly but surely better. Mike Duggan at least cares about the city enough to put work into it.

    • @user-ll8zf7hb5q
      @user-ll8zf7hb5q 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      You will only find trouble in Detroit if you are looking for it

  • @minutemen_in_t-605
    @minutemen_in_t-605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    World: Economy grown, Poor Countries are getting better, Peace, Religion peace
    USA: Purge (for some reason)

  • @darktrooper9813
    @darktrooper9813 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    You know, I came up with an interesting alternative here...
    So, something that could happen is the formation of militias. After the first couple disastrous purges, neighborhoods of innocent people with guns would unite to form a paramilitary force. Every purge, this little army would guard homes, power plants, and other important buildings, and defend them from the psychopaths who want to kill and destroy as much as possible. I think this would happen because during the first couple purges, many people would lose friends and family, and maybe some of them will be hurt enough to decide to unite and try to keep order. Others would be disgusted with the immorality of the people in the purge, and they would also be motivated to stop it. Anyone hurt by the purge with a support system behind them would join this new group. As this group grows more powerful, running advertising campaigns before every purge, it would grow bigger, and eventually, as people united into neighborhood defense groups, and then into towns, cities, states, and eventually the country, the purge would become more of a national defense drill than a simple anarchy/population control scheme. It would lead to the creation of a second, seasoned army, an ultra militia, that would specialize in defense from conventional attack.
    That’s just my thoughts though, what do you guys think?

    • @ksanbahlyngwa1998
      @ksanbahlyngwa1998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thought the same

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Darktrooper98 1 👌

    • @BrendanM__
      @BrendanM__ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Your idea kinda sounds like the minutemen ideals from fallout 4
      "There's a settlement that needs our help." -Preston Garvey

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats sexy

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      eventually that militia would go vigilante and eventually start a full blown Revolution

  • @hellodan2166
    @hellodan2166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    I would cross the street
    Without looking both ways.

    • @FreakishSmilePA
      @FreakishSmilePA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes officier this man right here

    • @godji9396
      @godji9396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Madman

    • @sergeantassassin3425
      @sergeantassassin3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Oncoming truck intensifies*

    • @TheMojaveLamp
      @TheMojaveLamp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know this is a joke (and a funny one, I might add), but technically, it's not illegal to cross without looking both ways. Just incredibly stupid and suicidal. Though, I'd imagine an officer WOULD pull you aside if they saw you doing this and remind you to look both ways.

    • @johnwalker5100
      @johnwalker5100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Whoa we got a badass over here

  • @patsfreak
    @patsfreak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    12 hours of credit card fraud... weeeeee

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What’s credit card fraud? Ok what insurance fraud is....I think. It’s when you pretend someone else burned down ur house or car or something that’s insured just to get the insurance money. Whats credit card fraud

    • @saltycorn7083
      @saltycorn7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leilanidru7506 You'll get it when your older.

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melon Gamer I’m turning 19.... don’t own a credit card but I’m not exactly 5yrs old either
      Edit: now that I just use common sense it’s probably just when someone steals your card and pretends to be you and uses said card to buy stuff

    • @saltycorn7083
      @saltycorn7083 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@leilanidru7506 And I am only 13 yet I knew that sense 10. You didnt think of using common sense before asking what credit fraud is? Maybe google it?

    • @leilanidru7506
      @leilanidru7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Melon Gamer 🤷🏾‍♀️ congrats?

  • @TheTC
    @TheTC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I wish parodies still existed. I'd love to see a purge parody movie that's basically just everything in this video happens and the leaders are just "welp"

  • @alksi1
    @alksi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    No rules at all. Hijack a few planes and fly them into diffent places. Not illegal if the target is not any government building.

    • @okaywhatevernevermind
      @okaywhatevernevermind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Except for the crashing a plane in the Pentagon part

    • @alksi1
      @alksi1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@okaywhatevernevermind Yeah and if they make flying illegal during the night, many other things should be banned too and then it would get out of hands.

    • @okaywhatevernevermind
      @okaywhatevernevermind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not to mention certain acts of terrorism would be legal even if the groups were Muslim extremists or Russian mercenary cells

    • @mirhasanoddname
      @mirhasanoddname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean if you wanted to crash a plane on the white house during the purge wouldn't it happen too fast for the government to stop you?

    • @gavinlopez6258
      @gavinlopez6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mirhasanoddname I suppose. "I'm hijacking this plan for Purge Stuff,"
      *Crashes into White House*

  • @cartermiller853
    @cartermiller853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    What if the Soviet Union was allowed to join nato?

    • @hotep2510
      @hotep2510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      You learned that from Simple History, didn't you?

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Soviet allying with the filthy Western jackals?
      Heresy I say

    • @dravelenhawk2673
      @dravelenhawk2673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Isn't the USSR the reason NATO was formed?

    • @seniorpickle7936
      @seniorpickle7936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      NATO wouldn’t need to exist without a scary looking Russian thing to plot against.

    • @heavypupper1219
      @heavypupper1219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NATO would've been destabilized by the USSR. Why do you think they wanted to join in the first place?

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Purge?
    *oh boy can't wait to jaywalk*

    • @casadilla111
      @casadilla111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R!ckey You monster...

    • @jerrymartin7019
      @jerrymartin7019 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the purge universe, frankly, there's probably a gang of crossing guards that walk around the town, attacking any jaywalkers with small stop signs while aggressively blowing whistles at them.

    • @rafaelstephen719
      @rafaelstephen719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😝😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTC
    @TheTC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:44 After 2020... this line really hits differently.

  • @Rickey1
    @Rickey1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    The Purge in California?
    *oh boy can't wait to state my opinion*

    • @PhoenixAngel429
      @PhoenixAngel429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So many straws....

    • @susantramer6713
      @susantramer6713 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      R!ckey lol so true

    • @crunchytoast4993
      @crunchytoast4993 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH YEAH, IM GOING TO THROW PLASTIC BAGS ALL OVER THE STREET

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meanwhile, in San Bernardino: I'm....not going to steal a car !

    • @Rickey1
      @Rickey1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Essex Class I'm gonna steal a car!... and replace it with an electric one!

  • @olliegoria
    @olliegoria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    If the Purge happens, I would stand on the grass next to the sign that says "Do not stand on the grass".

    • @tilburg8683
      @tilburg8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ARE YOU CRAZY?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!

    • @lumix3855
      @lumix3855 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Despicable. That is on a whole another level. Horrible.

    • @heypassthecheesecake4413
      @heypassthecheesecake4413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too much, you have gone to far my friend

    • @beyer17
      @beyer17 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      *you can hear the grass applauding in the background*

  • @SeekerofWisdom1111
    @SeekerofWisdom1111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Cody didn't mention the fact that, even if Americans didn't start a god damm insurrection after the proposal of any scenario resembling the purge, America would almost certainly be invaded and conquered by the sane nations of the world. Even Canada or Mexico alone could conquer all of America in that kind scenario. And even if America's sworn enemies invaded during purge night, they would definitely be greeted, by the vast majority of Americans, as liberators freeing them from fascist tyranny. Also, FYI, at least half of the US population would flee the country, causing the largest refugee crisis in history, and giving the world another reason to liberate America.

    • @ethangarciarojze8963
      @ethangarciarojze8963 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Canadian, our entire military is a Moses strapped with enough c4 to leave a small crater. I’m pretty sure we couldn’t conquer America even if it was in the middle of the purge

  • @thefabulouskitten7204
    @thefabulouskitten7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think a purge series focused on a group of vigilantes would be interesting. People who devote themselves to protecting others. It'd be like batman was legal for one night a year.

  • @jonathangrey2183
    @jonathangrey2183 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Best purge movie was the rick and morty episode.

    • @louisduarte8763
      @louisduarte8763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed at how unsurprised RIck was about it. Like yet another planet with a Purge. "Some other planets give it snazzier names like The Cleansing or The Red Times, and this one other planet dropped all pretense and just calls it Murder Night." I may be paraphrasing, but you get the point.

    • @Some_Guy_In_Ohio
      @Some_Guy_In_Ohio 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps Rick was unsurprised because the idea was part of an old Star Trek episode, and the idea is much, MUCH older...

    • @fhearrbod858
      @fhearrbod858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you have an iq of 10000000?

  • @slimothy02
    @slimothy02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    What if the Byzantine/east Roman empire never fell?

    • @docslastname2711
      @docslastname2711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      drax_attax it didnt it, it reformed into the USA.

    • @user-po5bi6jb9g
      @user-po5bi6jb9g 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if Britain didn't win the Crimean war?

    • @culterwaleddy
      @culterwaleddy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Make Istanbul Constantinople again.

    • @docslastname2711
      @docslastname2711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      collin ohlinger make Constantinople Byzantium. Make Italy Rome again

    • @slimothy02
      @slimothy02 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kirby Man I don't see it anywhere

  • @nixxel2278
    @nixxel2278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    What if Humanity was a aquatic species?

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting thought. I second this.

    • @warioourgod6945
      @warioourgod6945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My mind immediately went to oceans becoming the continents, and continents becoming the oceans

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well then, sounds like an idea for an alternate history series for Cody to write.

    • @armedwombat6816
      @armedwombat6816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's kinda leaving the genre of alternate history and goes into fantasy worldbuilding. I mean it's an interesting topic, but entails way too much specualtion for this format.

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perhaps a genre fusion, then?

  • @insertname3293
    @insertname3293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    You're about... a year too early.

  • @ryanratchford2530
    @ryanratchford2530 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    If you where an American and the purge somehow worked (in universe)- why don’t you just book a holiday for 2 weeks to another non-purging country, don’t tell any of your friends or neighbors & enjoy your annual break?
    Yeah your house MIGHT get broken into but at least you’re not dead.

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It may also be feasible for you to request asylum somewhere else if you can't go on vacation.

    • @macnut68
      @macnut68 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's the only problem with that solution - you'd come back from your annual Purge vacation to find your house looted and probably burned to the ground because you weren't there to defend it. And it's highly likely to have been your neighbors (who are most likely to have seen you leave) who did the deed! It'd be low risk to them, since they'd know you're gone.

    • @littlemiss_missfit7377
      @littlemiss_missfit7377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@macnut68 solution electric fence. Bulletproof windows and a security system that releases mustard gas if the punch code isn't put in in time. Have an automatic ventilation system after an youre good

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So you would stay and attempt to protect a house and risk your life? If looters choose to target your house what are you gonna do? return fire against a group of what can be 10+ ppl? you're better off visiting another country and hoping your house doesn't gets targeted, because if it does, chances are you won't be able to do anything about it

    • @bobbyferg9173
      @bobbyferg9173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      At that point any reasonable person would move out of the country or overthrow the government.

  • @Idontuploadhereanymore
    @Idontuploadhereanymore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    If the purge happened in the EU I would post memes without the fear of the EU confiscating my memes

    • @bladerforlife14
      @bladerforlife14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      F

    • @fallout1953
      @fallout1953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      EU: "All crime is legal for 12 hours, expect for making, sharing and possesing memes xd"

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah, because they burned that giant fish because of laws

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Only in the U.S bro, enjoy the gulag.

    • @Idontuploadhereanymore
      @Idontuploadhereanymore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Generic Protagonist God bless America 🇺🇸

  • @thebahooplamaster
    @thebahooplamaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    3:10
    Finally.
    Now I know where to go to participate in the purge irl

    • @super_shag8685
      @super_shag8685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      just make sure you have the proper political 'influences'
      ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒⁿˡʸ ᵍᵒ ᶠᵒʳ ᵍᵒᵛᵉʳⁿᵐᵉⁿᵗ ˢᵏᵉᵖᵗⁱᶜˢ

  • @ryanmakelki5742
    @ryanmakelki5742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    If the purge was real I would delete t-series

    • @comicxans8661
      @comicxans8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Man of the people

    • @wingedhussars812
      @wingedhussars812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      T-series is innocent Pewds does not like the competition!

    • @wingedhussars812
      @wingedhussars812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrOrangehorseman Aww whats wrong can't accept the truth?

    • @wingedhussars812
      @wingedhussars812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrOrangehorseman Lol you are just triggered.

    • @wingedhussars812
      @wingedhussars812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MrOrangehorseman Go fuck yourself.

  • @RealSkoolmaster
    @RealSkoolmaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    so Cody, figured you would enjoy knowing this. You were actually brought up in one of my graduate history courses. I have been watching your content for a while, but it was actually the instructor who mentioned it. Kudos to you, keep up the good work.

  • @Imakeplanesboom
    @Imakeplanesboom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I love how The Purge sponsored this video, however, you're just proving how stupid the concept it. (I know there is still entertainment value in the show, but it's funny how preposterous the idea is).

  • @HistoryHouseProductions
    @HistoryHouseProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The thumbnail looks like the cover to a punk rock album.

    • @DragonActual
      @DragonActual 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      History House Productions Their new album looks pretty nice

  • @icebear4482
    @icebear4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Everyone else on the purge: *killing and stealing ect*
    Me: *nutting on no nut November*

    • @Val-qf8lf
      @Val-qf8lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The purge is on March I think

    • @SedDelMar
      @SedDelMar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ice bear
      Me: (setting down to enjoy my own company)
      [*SLAM!*]
      The front door is kicked in.
      Me: “Eeep!!”
      Mysterious assailants: “We demand yer toaster oven!!!”
      Me: “I’m not home!”

    • @icebear4482
      @icebear4482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackie R, sssssshhhh, just enjoy this rare meme.

    • @Jxrts
      @Jxrts 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NO UNFORGIVABLE

    • @falloncastillo5464
      @falloncastillo5464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The purge is in March

  • @cheese3284
    @cheese3284 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    If the Purge happened I would be funneling illegal memes to Europe.

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You would get arrested by Europe forces since they don't do the purge

    • @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn
      @MinecraftBoy-bj5bn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diet Sexual_Chocolate Not if he was on US soil

    • @theonlychickensama8353
      @theonlychickensama8353 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MinecraftBoy-bj5bn hmm but that bets the question if stuff like that would be recognized outside US soil.
      Like if someone stole money overseas, would be be chased down or simply say ' pure night ' in court

    • @spencer6104
      @spencer6104 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lolis

    • @chancepaladin
      @chancepaladin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hell yea! and they'd shut our internet connection to them off for 12 hours a year :(

  • @kurtcobain3426
    @kurtcobain3426 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    Video starts at 0:00. You can thank me later.

    • @steviegilliam5685
      @steviegilliam5685 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      How about I thank you now

    • @shixinwu
      @shixinwu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Does it really? I thought it started at 0:0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @egg2242
      @egg2242 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow, thanks Kurt

    • @thatonecountrythateveryone1658
      @thatonecountrythateveryone1658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Aren’t you supposed to be dead?

    • @masterdon820
      @masterdon820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kurt Cobain Thanks, man. Finding that would've taken me, like, 12 hours lol

  • @VulpeculaJoy
    @VulpeculaJoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Can you make a video what if TH-cam never started demonetizing so many people?

    • @elliotshin6448
      @elliotshin6448 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Society would travel 50 years into the future

  • @tobydominey6423
    @tobydominey6423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    *sigh*
    THAT'S NOT HOW ECONOMICS WORKS
    ~Cody

    • @dabbasw31
      @dabbasw31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Base argument against 99 % of all distopian scenarios. :)

  • @Louis-kc1up
    @Louis-kc1up 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Dude wtf. I’m watching the purge on Netflix and I see this notification

    • @Biker_Gremling
      @Biker_Gremling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Must be the Google spybot Gods

    • @Louis-kc1up
      @Louis-kc1up 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was watching the first purge and was at the point where the neighbours come in to help when I got the notification.

    • @nitwit3283
      @nitwit3283 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ripper the Jack "help"

  • @Spieler521
    @Spieler521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Getting a sense of Deja vu

    • @javiermoreno7113
      @javiermoreno7113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah a long time ago he did a video about the purge

    • @DemonFox90
      @DemonFox90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deja vu
      I've just been in this place before
      Higher on the street
      And I know it's my time to go
      Calling you, and the search is a mystery
      Standing on my feet
      It's so hard when I try to be me, woah
      Deja vu
      I've just been in this time before
      Higher on the beat
      And I know it's a place to go
      Calling you and the search is a mystery
      Standing on my feet
      It's so hard when I try to be me, yeah

    • @beanovids2342
      @beanovids2342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Demon Fox90 nobody asked for that but thank you so much

  • @kovak4576
    @kovak4576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    i would also cuss on minecraft

    • @nobody8821
      @nobody8821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bro ARE you crazy

    • @christopherlue9096
      @christopherlue9096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You hecking juicebag.

    • @tacticalbacon8552
      @tacticalbacon8552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jesus Christ man chill no need for such violence 😂😂

    • @fhearrbod858
      @fhearrbod858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes officer this man right here

    • @madas1435
      @madas1435 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      r/madlads

  • @alphaangelo9443
    @alphaangelo9443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm gonna jaywalk on purge night :)

    • @stupidloser
      @stupidloser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Stephanie Logan woah calm down satan

  • @shymike1196
    @shymike1196 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    if the purge happens i am downloading a car

  • @sirjj3123
    @sirjj3123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I actually liked your older videos a lot

  • @sampatterson8986
    @sampatterson8986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    They would have to have a lot of artillery to do it though

  • @epauletshark3793
    @epauletshark3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "I'm an overly critical downer on things not meant for accuracy." As am I. Literally every movie, tv show, etc. That i watch has a large amount of my brother and I whispering about how unrealistic it is.

  • @maxbuster1508
    @maxbuster1508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I keep repeating the "That's not how economics work" part, it's so funny.

  • @morcbus123
    @morcbus123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I thought it was revealed in the second movie that the explanation of “kills so many people unemployment goes down” was actually a lie, and the government has to do a lot of other stuff to make things work, including using their own hit squads.

  • @joedensham9479
    @joedensham9479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    What if Britain was connected to Europe?

    • @XerxesTheUndead
      @XerxesTheUndead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      In other words, what if England won the Hundred Years War

    • @Solaxe
      @Solaxe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrBanausos what naval and aerial superiority if Britain was connected to Europe lmao

    • @vksepe
      @vksepe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Nazis would just Blitzkrieg their way to London eight hours after invading by land.

    • @joedensham9479
      @joedensham9479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vksepe But would the Nazis even exist?

    • @vksepe
      @vksepe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BUTTERFLY EFFECTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • @Blingy
    @Blingy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Purge in Movie: *KILL EVERYONE*
    Me in the Purge: *I'M STEALING MY MOMS CAR, STEALING GAMES FROM BEST BUY, AND I'M STEALING CANDY.*

  • @kitzune1013
    @kitzune1013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    i would say heck on a christian roblox server.

    • @sikisiki7458
      @sikisiki7458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      kitzune 101 Begone child of Satan

    • @cerealsenpaiowo7045
      @cerealsenpaiowo7045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kitzune 101 While you say heck on a roblox Christian server I said heck and frick in a Minecraft Christian Server

    • @kiryuchan137
      @kiryuchan137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You monster

    • @cerealsenpaiowo7045
      @cerealsenpaiowo7045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No no no... it’s called being big brain

    • @VergilDarkslayer
      @VergilDarkslayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So all servers

  • @Jermungus115
    @Jermungus115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Purge: happens
    Me outside GameStop: let me in, let me iiiiiinnn.

  • @cveo1971
    @cveo1971 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    government-sponsored anarchy *im ded*

  • @benjamingoodman424
    @benjamingoodman424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The tv show is so good season 2 is great I love how esme and Ryan's story crossed over

  • @brooklyntguy1069
    @brooklyntguy1069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Anyone one know where Jake Paul lives?

    • @Kidradd66
      @Kidradd66 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Careful, his house is in the woods and could be armed with MG turrets and drones on purge night.

    • @__-yh7zl
      @__-yh7zl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kidradd66 nope its a t shirt cannon firing his merch at people

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Spearman66 - I hope so ! The Airhead would accidentally kill himself in the first 5 minutes and his brother would definatly upload the video

  • @airplanemaster1
    @airplanemaster1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Honestly, who needs the Purge when you could just go to Chicago for that delicious 24/7 Battle Royale?

  • @TheBrickMasterB
    @TheBrickMasterB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "But I think that got removed."
    That was in the more recent film as part of a plot by the Founding Fathers to depose a candidate who is trying to rid the Purge, which they don't want.

    • @tia6437
      @tia6437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh yeah i remember, but it backfired right? Purge Election Day?

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tia6437 Yeah

  • @ShrekIsGod1
    @ShrekIsGod1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    - video starts off with happy whistling and burning buildings -
    Me: _Ok then_