Theo V is the philosopher the World never knew we truly needed. But we do! He is so absolutely necessary. This man will change the world with his insights. And yes, Theo has a brilliant Kentucky Waterfall of a haircut.
“When in Rome, you do what the alcoholics do.” I’ve never would have thought to put those words together, nor heard anyone else say that. You are funny. Great line! 5:08
Darryl Strawberry was a great baseball player for the NY Mets in the 1980's, in the late 80's early 90's he was caught doing coke and derailed his promising career. He was actually my favorite player in the mid to late 80's as I was a young kid, I knew nothing about drugs yet, but my mother told me what he did and said he wasn't a good role model, so I switched favorite players
I believe the New York taxi story because a random nameless got me drunk on a Train and blew me in the bathroom and she didn't even speak English and this was in the middle of the Canadian prairies. Wild stuff happens all the time.
That’s that freedom cut baby, gang gang! That’s not a haircut, that’s a bald eagles nest, nothing else says freedom like Theo vons haircut! His barber drinks Jack Daniels and plays the banjo for fun! Gang baby!
Imagine if the classic, Arabian Nights (One Thousand and One Nights) got a character swap, and instead of Scheherazade, Theo Von was the story teller/protagonist. That book would be 1.7 million pages long! 😆
his haircut would be the Mullet aka Tennessee Waterfall". Was born in Western NY, didn't see "the city" until I was 19. One night while visiting, I walked from W 53rd to Battery Park and back, I get called crazy all the time. Nothing crazy happened to me at least but I'll say the city definiteness doesn't sleep. 1 am the Hollan Tunnel was backed up and I'm just like "when are these people normally getting home?" This was back in '05.
As an addict in recovery I can 100% understand what he means when he says he just wants to feel okay. Don't have to feel good just don't want to feel uncomfortable every where we go. I only brought up the addict part because being in recovery I know a bunch of addicts that have or do still feel this way. Walk into a room and wonder what every single person thinks about you when logically you know they could give 2 shits less about you. Yet you can't shake that feeling that your constantly judged. 🤷♂️
Does that feeling ever go away? I was a hardcore alcoholic and now I only drink when I get home. But I’m constantly anxious and uncomfortable if i don’t have alcohol in my system
At 17:03..... It reminded me of what I would say to my friends to get a reaction of... "What?" Thank you... for that laugh.... because we would never stop going over the top of each other with outlandish comments. You made my day, night, and morning.
The " Black barber shops have posters with numbers for different haircuts" blew my f*****ng mind lmao😂 (I live in eastern Canada, we don't have many of those😅) like I WISH
In my many years of being a Theo von fan I have also heard him refer to it as a "haircut for women that enjoy the company of other women"..…😂 but it's mostly a "bit" from years ago where people would make fun of him for having a mullet and he would be fake agitated and correct them with the op quote.
@@paulelroy6650 "I would like to make a leaving on TH-cam, but I don't know what to do!" - "Just do reaction videos. Everybody can do those" Obviously not
Theo has a classic mullet. Thats all it is. It was mocked by Yankees until they decided that the South is actually cool so now they bite the style and the word "y'all". But yeah, as someone who lives and works in the south, the mullet is alive and well as a very popular and cool white guy cut.
For anyone that's never been an avid cocainé enthusiast, this story seems ridiculous. To someone like myself, this is hilarious & heartbreakingly sad, knowing this kinda stuff used to be any given Friday.. Praise God for His mercy & grace.
Go to the dentist and get lidocaine? It's a cocaine derivative. It isn't painful, just unnatural, just a weird ticklish sensation. But you get used to it. The numbing makes it very tolerable. Other drugs can be painful, but makes you high much faster, hence the appeal.
I'm telling ya'll.... when A.i. inevitably rises, all we gotta do is put it in a conversation with Theo... it'll fry in 5 min... tops 😂😂😂
That haircut is definitely number 69 on the chart. Lmao
ganggang
It’s a European hairdo 😂😂😂
Pretty sure that haircut comes with an Iroc Camaro
I don’t think I’ve ever seen you truly LOSE it like you did in this one. I was right there with you 😂
slanging that canal!!!! lmao
lmao she truly pictured what he was saying
She was got an accidental invite to how Theo's brain thinks.
Yeah Britt, no matter how many times I watch this, that "slinging that canal " line makes me laugh my ass off too. 😂😂
Theo didn't choose the mullet haircut, it chose him.
Theo said that NYC is east of Hoboken for the same reason he said "I'm from the South. You may of heard of it. Second place in the Civil War."
Theo V is the philosopher the World never knew we truly needed. But we do! He is so absolutely necessary. This man will change the world with his insights. And yes, Theo has a brilliant Kentucky Waterfall of a haircut.
17:02 “slanging that canal” really sent you, awesome 😆
i just saw him last night in toronto.. and literally crying from the jump. everyone needs to see him live
The haircut is called business in the front, party in the back. For those who were wondering
His mullet is a 1993 all neon green wind suit and Reebok high tops with the big ol Oakley sunglasses mullet.
Well he is Riff Raffs brother.
“When in Rome, you do what the alcoholics do.” I’ve never would have thought to put those words together, nor heard anyone else say that. You are funny. Great line! 5:08
Darryl Strawberry was a great baseball player for the NY Mets in the 1980's, in the late 80's early 90's he was caught doing coke and derailed his promising career. He was actually my favorite player in the mid to late 80's as I was a young kid, I knew nothing about drugs yet, but my mother told me what he did and said he wasn't a good role model, so I switched favorite players
Darryl played for both the Mets and the Yankees, so if you were around New York for a bit you’ve definitely heard the name
Or if you're a fan of The Simpsons
The hair cut is called the I go to family reunions to cruse for chicks.
Thank you ! My first time of him ! The best laugh i had in a long time ! I have done NYC and i believe as well !
I believe the New York taxi story because a random nameless got me drunk on a Train and blew me in the bathroom and she didn't even speak English and this was in the middle of the Canadian prairies. Wild stuff happens all the time.
That’s that freedom cut baby, gang gang! That’s not a haircut, that’s a bald eagles nest, nothing else says freedom like Theo vons haircut! His barber drinks Jack Daniels and plays the banjo for fun! Gang baby!
A couple more crazy Theo Von stories, and I think she's finally ready for Joey Diaz-One Legged Woman
She should probably wait for that until after the baby is born - otherwise things. could get premature.
Darryl Strawberry is like Lord Voldermore to a kid that grew up in.the 80s collecting baseball cards..
Listen you don’t want to go down this rabbit hole. That mullet has so many levels it will make your head spin….😅
Imagine if the classic, Arabian Nights (One Thousand and One Nights) got a character swap, and instead of Scheherazade, Theo Von was the story teller/protagonist. That book would be 1.7 million pages long! 😆
I love that haircut. It’s a stylish mullet.
“Accurate but absurd” might be the best way to describe Theo Von.
That haircut is a certified #3 or 4 in any southern barber shop 😅😅
his haircut would be the Mullet aka Tennessee Waterfall". Was born in Western NY, didn't see "the city" until I was 19. One night while visiting, I walked from W 53rd to Battery Park and back, I get called crazy all the time. Nothing crazy happened to me at least but I'll say the city definiteness doesn't sleep. 1 am the Hollan Tunnel was backed up and I'm just like "when are these people normally getting home?" This was back in '05.
Slinging that canal 😂. I ain't pregnant and I nearly went into early labor🤣🤣🤣
YES little Ireland, Hoboken And the Shannon lounge, Shlainte(cheers)
The mullet was way longer when he was on Road Rules
He talked about the story the next day on the same radio show
That hair cut is number 6969 straight fire I'm jealous of anyone who can pull it off
So my perception is that Theo is intentionally losing an eternal war against his intrusive thaughts.
As an addict in recovery I can 100% understand what he means when he says he just wants to feel okay. Don't have to feel good just don't want to feel uncomfortable every where we go. I only brought up the addict part because being in recovery I know a bunch of addicts that have or do still feel this way. Walk into a room and wonder what every single person thinks about you when logically you know they could give 2 shits less about you. Yet you can't shake that feeling that your constantly judged. 🤷♂️
Does that feeling ever go away? I was a hardcore alcoholic and now I only drink when I get home. But I’m constantly anxious and uncomfortable if i don’t have alcohol in my system
Walk into a room and don't care what people feel about you.
I'm not saying be arrogant combative. Be confident 😎
@@hontrhval8699it never goes away, you can only "wrestle with it" just like Theo said, that's why so many people relapse
At 17:03..... It reminded me of what I would say to my friends to get a reaction of... "What?" Thank you... for that laugh.... because we would never stop going over the top of each other with outlandish comments. You made my day, night, and morning.
According to Theo on his podcast he has stated that he cuts his own hair lol
The " Black barber shops have posters with numbers for different haircuts" blew my f*****ng mind lmao😂 (I live in eastern Canada, we don't have many of those😅) like I WISH
I think that is the haircut known as a "mullet". Business in the front, party in the back!
Thats mullet is the the lawn chair special 😂😂
@ slingin that canal you had me laughing till i hated you!!! LMAO Too damn funny girl you killed me in this one!!!
I absolutely love your reactions and laughter.... Keep up the amazing work!!! 😊
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(It’s from “this is not happening”)
Just a random suggestion for funny true stories told by comedians.
You should react to Theo von reflects on his relationship with his dad . A whole different side of him that people rarely see of him
Theo Von is absolute gold. Great dude, funny as shit.
OMG CONGRATS!! I love your videos. ALSO, just sayin, my name is humpmuffin and i also almost pee'd at SLANGIN THAT CANAL.
yes. just what the dr. ordered, we the best. Another one
"it's not a mullet it's a Hockey haircut" - Theo
In my many years of being a Theo von fan I have also heard him refer to it as a "haircut for women that enjoy the company of other women"..…😂 but it's mostly a "bit" from years ago where people would make fun of him for having a mullet and he would be fake agitated and correct them with the op quote.
Love the channel, thanks alot.
This woman has a talent for being distracted just when the punchline is coming
so many reactors don’t understand that you like need to know when to talk and when to stay silent.
@@paulelroy6650 "I would like to make a leaving on TH-cam, but I don't know what to do!" - "Just do reaction videos. Everybody can do those"
Obviously not
Theo is actually mixed. His dad is Nicaraguan, so he grew up speaking spanish. His dad also had him at 70 years old. Interesting life story.
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Pretty much sums it lol
Lol finally!! KNEW you would love this story!
Theo the KING
Don’t say “New York City, New York” 😂😂😂
Business in
the front and party in the back. "haircut"
Its a my mom cuts my hair mullet!!!😂😂😂
First time to your channel.
I just want to say
You are SO pretty ☺️
The hair cut is a #17 in the white barbershops LOL
Hilarious. When you stopped breathing and tried to tap out I lost it
Theo has a classic mullet. Thats all it is. It was mocked by Yankees until they decided that the South is actually cool so now they bite the style and the word "y'all". But yeah, as someone who lives and works in the south, the mullet is alive and well as a very popular and cool white guy cut.
It's the "I cut it myself" style
I LOVE SWEDISH FISH! My favorite
The halfway house for complete c*nts had me rolling!
I was hoping youd watch this. ❤
Ah, yes, Hoboken, a hop, skip and a jump from Hohokus, the home of twisted sister.
Thanks for the laughs.
Big people look at Daryle Strawberry and be like “Maaan , you got a big ass nose”😂😂😂😂
Strawberry was one of the best MLB players in the 80s
For anyone that's never been an avid cocainé enthusiast, this story seems ridiculous.
To someone like myself, this is hilarious & heartbreakingly sad, knowing this kinda stuff used to be any given Friday..
Praise God for His mercy & grace.
More theo! You've gotta see the clip with Joe Rogan talking about Eddie bravo when he compares him to a deaf jack Russel.
Theo is a gift
I've been asking and waiting for this one !
Top shelf reaction!
I'm not sure what his hairstyle is called, but I'm comfortable calling it the Louisiana Flow or the Mississippi Mullet.
The number for the mullet haircut is 1980's and it should've stayed there haha
Yes!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love the channel! ❤️
Theo looks like if Tom Brady had a son with a mongoose
Please watch "The Weight"........The Band and Staples Singers
That's a legendary mullet!! Joe dirt x100 😂
It's the Theo haircut lol you could prob ask for it at major salons.
classy mullet
Congrats!!🎈🎈🎈🎈
congratulations on your pregnancy.
It's an Elevated Mullet.
As opposed to new York city Wisconsin😁
It's called the Vonnet
Do not ever, EVER, make me laugh this hard again, lmaso.
Theo!!😎
Hilariously on fire 🔥🤣😂😅😉
This could also happen in Toronto in 2001 outside of the government night club at 6 am .. just saying .
Omg I knew it!
21:29 "hopping"
It’s hoppened.
street mullet, they call it
Thats a classy mullet. Or the uppidy mullet.
Britt reacts to Theo Von, I click.
thats a level 98 prestige mullet
Go to the dentist and get lidocaine? It's a cocaine derivative. It isn't painful, just unnatural, just a weird ticklish sensation. But you get used to it. The numbing makes it very tolerable. Other drugs can be painful, but makes you high much faster, hence the appeal.
Joe Dirt mullet
It’s a Swamp Mullet.
A creole crown if you will.
Yessss......... 20 minutes of hilariousness
yes please 👍👍🤣
"Ya'know."
Ya I bought all the drugs I have ever done.
sniffing coke doesnt hurt.. in fact.. after the first line your nose, face, and possibly whole head are numb.
Am I the only one to see the chick from guardians of the Galaxy Thanos kid