Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: - I'd hug you and kiss you too much - I'd be over protective and care about you too much - Every second you would not be running, I'd be getting closer - Even as we speak, I am slowly approaching you - You do not know how much time you have or where I'll appear from, all you know is that you must run
And you know the sad part? He gets away with who he is purely because of what he looks like. He gets A lot of women. he just can't keep any. He's like the equilvanet of Taylor Swift, a horrible human being, pretending to be normal. News flash, if you haven't had a serious relationship by the time you're 30, something is wrong with you. edit: if you haven't managed a serious relationship by the time you're 30 you likely have some sort of personality disorder. I wasn't making a judgment or criticism, if that's who you are, that's who you are, but if you are looking to not die alone than you have to realize that there are things about you that make that more difficult and you have to sacrafice those personality traits in some way or there's a good chance you'll be alone forever. If you don't want that to be you, do something before its too late, if you don't care if that's you, than this doesn't apply to you.
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Plenty of perfectly normal people stay single for a long time for various reasons. I didn't have a serious relationship till I was 35. Wasn't for lack of trying, I just hadn't found the right person yet. There wasn't anything "wrong with me" because of it.
I had a boyfriend like this one time and he was the most controlling obsessive person I’ve ever met. I was actually scared of him at some point. They make it sound cute but on the inside of the relationship, it’s horrible
there was a time naive ol me thought how amazing it would be to have a girlfriend who's obsessed with me(mostly cuz I'm scared of getting cheated on) but later i found out how toxic it actually is. they're manipulative and controlling and just suffocating to be with them.
"You were dating a child you sick fuck" made me snort and then laugh for a second. Charlie's free style is so entertaining a juicy joke that would tickle my laughing bone slaps even stronger. Power to the guy. I bet he was being sarcastic, but I liked that bit.
Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - I always want hugs and kisses - I would love you so much - Crimes against humanity in Bosnia in the 90s - I would give you gifts all the time
“If your man just wants to play Fortnite, you tell him night-night... and then you go turn yourself into the police because you’re dating a child... you sick fuck.” I fucking died.
"if your man just wants to play fortnite, tell him 'night night' and then you turn yourself into the police, because you were dating a child." quite a few people just got incinerated by charlie.
I had a friend who was exactly like this, told basically the same “reasons” no guy would date her, saying she was too clingy, loving and caring. In the end it turned out she was also very toxic and that she would get heavily codependent on a guy to fix her mental health issues. So I’m very iffy to believe these “I’m too good to be true” types of people, there’s always something hidden Also, if someone says they would make a bad partner, believe them no matter what they say is the reason
Or I'd make a bad boyfriend because I am attracted to the way I attract women when I need to attract women. Like fr, anybody can make claims of having the best relationship one could imagine until you end up in one.
Now that I think about it, people generally post depression posts in order to get sympathy, and do not appreciate what they have at hand. And promoting negativity through internet is a problematic conundrum.
I knew a girl who dated a guy like this. No one saw her or heard of her for YEARS until they broke up. That’s the worst thing. There are women that are nuts enough to put up with that, at least for awhile.
I'd be such a bad boyfriend, because once we made love, you wouldn't be able to walk. Then, you'd have to go through physical rehabilitation, with a lengthy recovery, which would involve multiple surgeries. Then, your boss would probably fire you because a prerequisite of employment would, most likely, be the ability to walk. After that, your family would question you on how the injury occurred in the first place, so just don't bother. Seriously just go far far away. I'm also been classified as a biohazard by the EPA, so more than likely, even getting near me would mean that you need to be decontaminated. Also, I have a dark, but relatable past, that would just drive a wedge even further between us, and your family. Just save yourself. Please. Is that about right?
25 seconds in and already had the gold quote and hilarious emote 🤣 I never realized how much I was into instant gratification lol Charlie's reach when it comes to exposing uncomfortabke truths knows no boundaries! 🤯
Same boat thank god I still imaginary boyfriend. He’s my pfp, he doesn’t responds to my dm’s on Instagram or anything nor told me he was coming pass my hometown but that’s okay he’s busy.
Reasons I am a bad boyfriend: - Im 33 years old - I live in the northeast section of Morioh - I am not married - I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores - I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest - I don't smoke but I occasionally drink - I sleep at 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. - I usually have no problems sleeping until morning - I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning - I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. - I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning and losing that would cause me to lose sleep at night
Yoshikage Kira, on April 19, 1995, driving and parking a truck in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at 8:30 AM and slinking away to an undisclosed safe-point where, at 9 AM, his Killer Queen will detonate its signature Bites the Dust and kill 168 people while injuring over 680 and causing over 125 million dollars in federal property damage. All while listening to his favorite song “Fat Bottom Girls” on the truck’s 8-track.
Off topic with the video, Charlie is by far the funniest and indirect guy i've seen on youtube. This guy can keep a straight face saying the funniest sh*t ever while my stomach is hurting and i'm rolling on the floor. Wholesome man fr 💯
reasons id be a bad boyfriend 😣😣: -gives you gifts 😝 -hugs you😘 -lives in your walls and eats termites and grows black mold and listens to every private conversation you have baby
I love how hes like "I have to be single due to being clingy asf and i would be a terrible boyfriend" but then a couple seconds later hes like "I would make a good ass boyfriend" but he has the same reasons in both videos.
"Reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend: I have extreme trust issues, and if you ever hang out with other guys without me, I'll assume that you're cheating on me."
He legit looks like a guy that would make a scene when he sees his GF hanging with another guy, even after she explains that the other guy is her cousin
and also: ''I will post your pics to the internet and everyone will see how beautiful you are, no need for consent ofc. Also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone, other than me. So stay in the house and wait for me to spoil you''
"Bro, I'm not even dating you and I'm already ready to break up." The delivery of this line really shows the experience of the star of the hunger games franchise... Damn it was powerful.
It's easy to feel like the best man in the world, when you're alone. Throw another human being in the mix, and you quickly realize that you have so much to learn.
ive noticed a lot of tiktok users doing that or something similar like they dont quite know how to present themselves in front of a camera, its like a nervous tic
umm that’s not really a good indicator of a person being insane. if you took time looking at other people some have the habit ofmoving their body parts when they talk. if you want to call someone insane then just check their eyes first.
Haha, you fool, they wave white flags in war, not red ones. Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid, don’t you feel a little ashamed of yourself. Your lack of knowledge is apparent in this mundane TH-cam comment, therefore proving my superiority as a human being.
He’d be doing a fittingly terrible job at it, given that you’re usually supposed to wave white ones to surrender, but hey that’s on brand for the dude 😅
Reasons why i would be a bad boyfriend: 1- im addicted to ketamine 2-im addicted to heroine 3-im addicted to weed 4-im addicted to morphine 5-im addicted to ketamine 6-im addicted to abstract things like the real value of money(so i can buy 1g of ketamine)
Same vibes as someone I was almost dormmates with in college. When someone lists themselves as "loves to listen, you can tell me anything you want, super friendly, loves hanging out, will be your new best friend" etc. etc. that's less a red flag, and more an EAS alert blaring in your face. There's always the small chance that a person who describes themselves like that is truly a human teddy bear with a heart of gold and is the living embodiment of compassion, those people exist, but it's far more likely they're a narcissistic controlling, and manipulative individual who will prey on insecurities. As the saying goes, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.
I would be bad boyfriend because: -I care too much -I would give you a lot of love -I am mentally unstable -There is ongoing case on me in 14 states and 5 countries -I am outside your house -I would write you every morning and I couldn't get rid of you!! Love you!!!
This guy would be the kinda guy to be hyperobsessed with you for like 4 months to the point where you are basically being heald hostage and then randomly dump you cause he's -bipolar- (volatile, flakey, flighty, erratic, fickle- Take your pick) and got bored
@@TruePieGod Yes, we are talking about BPD , Bipolar PERSONALITY Disorder, and no. He shows 0 signs of bipolar and what you are referring to is a sign of APD and detachment, not erratic mood problems like with bipolar disorder....
@@laplacesdemon01 My guy the word "bipolar" exist before the naming of Bipolar disorder. And it literally means "characterized by opposite extremes". i.e. being super in love with someone and then completely bored with them the next minute. YOU said Bipolar Disorder. I never mentioned it.
I would just like to say that although the word “bipolar CAN be used as an adjective technically (meaning to opposite poles), it can still be harmful to those who have the disorder so it’s probably best to find another word. Also “BPD” is Borderline Personality Disorder, not bipolar. Bipolar Disorder is just “BD” and it is also not a personality disorder, it is a mood disorder. Just don’t want the two confused. This was just to help educate, no hard feelings to either of you :)
This dude is like "I am a control freak, because I am insecure. I am a stalker, because a girlfriend left me once. I am an incel, completely ignoring the fact I am one. I will spy on you whenever you do anything, like James Bond only totally lame"
@Safwaan "You're not talking to anyone else" is the biggest red flag. Controlling who your partner talks to is just straight up abusive. They don't want you to talk to other people because they don't trust you, and they know someone else might tell you they're abusing you.
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend - I´ll always want hugs and kisses - I would spoil you - I would always pay for food when we go out to eat - 17 murder charges - My love would simply be too powerful
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend -always want hugs and kisses -always affectionate -several charges of genocide in multiple African countries -Professional Arsonist -Chief designer of Auchwitz -responsible for 9/11 -Caliph of the Islamic State 🥹❤
reasons I would be a bad boy friend: 1. I'm a grown woman 2. I'm like that neutral guy off of futurama so I can't be bad 3. I don't wanna be your friend
Reasons i would be a bad boyfriend - Too affectionate - Loves going on long walks at the beach - Loves animals - Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children in multiple countries such as afghanistan, korea and kenya - Takes you out for dinner all the time - Loves meeting family
"Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children"? I know it was an attempted joke but fuck man.. say it out loud before you actually comment it ya know.
Yikes. He sounds like he's talking to his imaginary girlfriend instead of a real person, and you know a real girlfriend would never live up to the standards of his imaginary girlfriend.
Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job. David: Okay. And your strengths? Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths. David: Oh. Yes. Very good. Michael: Thank you. David: Very good.
Relationships are a two way street, not feeling like you can share your own bad day is the sign of a bad relationship. And everyone needs their own personal space and time in a relationship. Spending all your time together and constantly being in contact would be suffocating.
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend:
- I'm a narcissist
- I'm a narcissist
- I'm a narcissist
- I'm a narcissist
its not about you. ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER
@@Knockedy *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING.*
If you were a narcissist then why are you saying that you are bad at something
@@alchemist0019 My motives are beyond your understanding.
@@ninetailedfox579121 *PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION*
i love how that filter makes it look like he's surrounded by police cars
Which he probably should.
They’re looking for him..
His love is criminal.
this shit made me laugh my ass off lmao
he needs to be
Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend:
- I'd hug you and kiss you too much
- I'd be over protective and care about you too much
- Every second you would not be running, I'd be getting closer
- Even as we speak, I am slowly approaching you
- You do not know how much time you have or where I'll appear from, all you know is that you must run
you made me laugh so much lol.
lmfao
Rules horror vibes
Bruh ;-; i like how the third one acts as a bridge into your 4th and 5th reasons
You’re awesome dude!!
Reason I am a bad boyfriend:
- I a girl.
Femboys be like
Hey wait a minute-
nooo 😢
Lesbians wouldnt complain
You can be a boy. Believe in yourself bro.
Dear young girls:
If a guy tells you he'd be a bad boyfriend, believe him.
Same the other way
And people that say “I’m ugly 😭😭😭😭”
and young boys ^^
Wise words
i cAn cHanGE hIM
Finally, I found the boy version of "I'm not like other girls."
he seems like a "wheres my hug at" type dude
The Nice Guy
Seems like you've never heard of nice guy
He’s the type of guy to say “Ma lady” before giving a girl boquet of flowers
The pick me boy
Reasons I'm a bad boyfriend:
- I always will be there for you
- I won't stop following you
- I always will hear you out
- I'm watching you
this sounds like Edward
I am living inside your walls
@@walter9240 I'm inside your room
-look out your window
Santa?
Reasons i am a bad boyfriend:
- im never gonna give you up
- never gonna let you down
- never gonna run around and hurt you
good boyfriend*
DESERT
Gah! Even in the you tube comments section a guy can get Rickrolled.
@@Colin12475 and by Patrick Bateman of all people!
Underrated comment
The way Charlie bit his lip AND licked his lips while having completely empty eyes is both impressive and terrifying.
@Mike I wish I could say a slur but TH-cam won't let me
@UCMlt6g15FRBHgcH0bxs7ehA but you don't have any video
4:07 "you naughty harpie" has the same energy lmao
It’s made me slightly uncomfortable ngl
Timestamp?
It’s amazing how he’s both simultaneously extremely self-aware, and has no self-awareness at all
This shit made me laugh ngl
@@eeriekekashi419 yo what’s that little boat on your profile pic? Looks fucking sick 🔥
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Schrödinger's self-awareness
How is he self aware
"I won't even tell you how bad my day was"
Suppressed anger has entered the chat
😂
"You'll know how bad my day was by how brutally i abuse you 😘"
Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend:
- 27 unsolved missing persons cases
“39 buried. 0 found”
I mean, he wasn't lying when he said he would make a bad boyfriend lmao.
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Probably controlling then anything. He threw so many red flags it’s ridiculous
It's interesting how he says that unironically as well, like literally
Well at least he's being honest.
Wym by bad boyfriend? How is this guy single?
This guy would 100% get legitimately pissed if a girl didn't go down on him after he bought her a Slurpee.
Nah not even a slurpee, he'd get mad if you didn't go down on him after he says hey
Wym, slurpee for a slurpee is a legitimate trade
And you know the sad part? He gets away with who he is purely because of what he looks like. He gets A lot of women. he just can't keep any. He's like the equilvanet of Taylor Swift, a horrible human being, pretending to be normal. News flash, if you haven't had a serious relationship by the time you're 30, something is wrong with you.
edit: if you haven't managed a serious relationship by the time you're 30 you likely have some sort of personality disorder. I wasn't making a judgment or criticism, if that's who you are, that's who you are, but if you are looking to not die alone than you have to realize that there are things about you that make that more difficult and you have to sacrafice those personality traits in some way or there's a good chance you'll be alone forever. If you don't want that to be you, do something before its too late, if you don't care if that's you, than this doesn't apply to you.
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Wow, it's amazing how people can make solid points and just ruin them at the end.
@@CircumcisionIsChildAbuse Plenty of perfectly normal people stay single for a long time for various reasons. I didn't have a serious relationship till I was 35. Wasn't for lack of trying, I just hadn't found the right person yet. There wasn't anything "wrong with me" because of it.
I had a boyfriend like this one time and he was the most controlling obsessive person I’ve ever met. I was actually scared of him at some point. They make it sound cute but on the inside of the relationship, it’s horrible
They don’t even make it sound cute. Hearing this shit makes me want to run for the hills.
there was a time naive ol me thought how amazing it would be to have a girlfriend who's obsessed with me(mostly cuz I'm scared of getting cheated on) but later i found out how toxic it actually is. they're manipulative and controlling and just suffocating to be with them.
"You were dating a child you sick fuck" made me snort and then laugh for a second. Charlie's free style is so entertaining a juicy joke that would tickle my laughing bone slaps even stronger. Power to the guy. I bet he was being sarcastic, but I liked that bit.
This dude is terrifying. Gives off big "I'm not like other guys" energy
If by "not like other guys", you mean serial killer, then yeah. I'm terrified of him.
Honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he had a couple of dead bodies inside his walls
@@FreneticPotato Both "im not like other guys" and fucking psychopath lmao
Just like Ted Bundy
Hes right hes not like other guys (in a bad way)
Reasons I am a bad boyfriend:
- I always want hugs and kisses
- I would love you so much
- Crimes against humanity in Bosnia in the 90s
- I would give you gifts all the time
Hol up
Where's the bad reason tho
Honestly aside from hug kisses love and gift.
The bosnia one is pretty nice. Have confidence.
Bosnia is the reason you would be the best boyfriend
Wait something doesn’t feel right
When Charlie whispers mean things into the mic it makes me tremble
Reasons I'd be a bad boy friend :
-I'm a bad friend
-I'm a bad person
"I'm not even dating him and I already want to break up."
Ditto.
Ditto.
Just a regular ass dude with his shirt off 😂
u mean the god damn pokemon
@@junkalicious_ I'm not sure which came first the phrase or the Pokemon.
Reminds me of this dude who has a crush on me. I don't like him, but he always tries to talk to me and it's so annoying
Reasons im a bad girlfriend
-Id love you too much.
-Id make you my entire world
-Im a guy
Where's the problem 🤨
@@_.alen._6953 its because id love you too much, nothing else
that got me
Even better
true tho
“If your man just wants to play Fortnite, you tell him night-night... and then you go turn yourself into the police because you’re dating a child... you sick fuck.”
I fucking died.
I fucking love how stretched Charlie makes the videos
"if your man just wants to play fortnite, tell him 'night night' and then you turn yourself into the police, because you were dating a child." quite a few people just got incinerated by charlie.
The kind who only play fortnite
@@SlyFunkyMonkey what if I play an arsenal of games, including fortnite
@@Goofiest.Goober Still
Yeah man , play something like cod or pubg. Idk man.
@@oj818 i play cod, battlefield, gears, halo, and fortnite.
I like how he had an:
Intro paragraph
Point 1
Point 2
Point 3
Conclusion
I had a friend who was exactly like this, told basically the same “reasons” no guy would date her, saying she was too clingy, loving and caring. In the end it turned out she was also very toxic and that she would get heavily codependent on a guy to fix her mental health issues. So I’m very iffy to believe these “I’m too good to be true” types of people, there’s always something hidden
Also, if someone says they would make a bad partner, believe them no matter what they say is the reason
He didn’t stole my girlfriend from me, he stole me from my Girlfriend
!!!
Legit under a minute and 3 bots are already here
Sigma male grindset
Facts I no longer need my girlfriend with this stud walking around
I hope u get ur name changed soon
"I wouldn't talk to anyone, except if its my mom."
Sigmund Freud just keeps winning ig
the human race needs to stop proving him right
@@hbfcutiepie48961 as if he was right in the first place…
what does Freud have to do with this?
I don’t get it haven’t yet studied psychology
Excuse me, i dont speak english that much, but ive wondered since a long time ago, whats the ig at the end of your sentence stand for?
“Unless it’s my mom” pushed me over the edge 😭 it’s always mamas boys that are like this
1:30 the way he zooms into his face is so cringe 😬
Looking at Charlie's acting, he would be a good psycho boyfriend
That ain't acting! You don't look at other men when you're watching Charlie vids!
That’s what I’ve been sayinggggggg
I’d simp. 🤣
Can we get a time stamp
@@nicoyazawa2488 facts
This dude be like "I'd make a bad boyfriend because I'm only attracted to myself".
Or I'd make a bad boyfriend because I am attracted to the way I attract women when I need to attract women. Like fr, anybody can make claims of having the best relationship one could imagine until you end up in one.
Now that I think about it, people generally post depression posts in order to get sympathy, and do not appreciate what they have at hand. And promoting negativity through internet is a problematic conundrum.
“reasons i would be an amazing boyfriend….
for myself.”
*proceeds to turn towards mirror and starts to make passionate love to it*
Lmao i actually feel bad for people who are attracted to themselves for being equated to this guy.
You stan loona?
" reasons i would be a bad boyfriend
- i'm a narcissist
- i'm a narcissist
- i'm a narcissist
- i'm a narcssist "
Reasons I'd Be A Bad Boyfriend:
‐I'm in your walls
-I'm in your walls
-I'm in your walls
-I'm in your walls
-I'm in your walls
Girls don’t want bad or good boys they want a normal human being who’s got a mixture of qualities that make them an interesting, well-developed person
Wtf get that reasonable opinion off the internet
lol
Get that nuanced and reasonable consideration out of here please, I want conflict
The fuck do you expect with people in social media for 10hrs a day? Don't have any hobbies or job or any other interesting things to do.
omfg this is my favorite comment ever
He should have just said, I'm an obsessive controlling clingy creep.
Seriously lol
He's making some very valid points about why he would be a terrible boyfriend, his videos are both cringe and informative
wannabe
This
@@ancapeancape9829 What?
This montage of him explaining how he'd be a bad boyfriend will literally be playing in my hell loop.
I knew a girl who dated a guy like this. No one saw her or heard of her for YEARS until they broke up.
That’s the worst thing. There are women that are nuts enough to put up with that, at least for awhile.
he looks like the type of guy to unironically call himself an alpha male
Why do they all look the same?
Yogurt male better 😤
I'm a plimbo male
you stole my name
@@doof2890 this guy☝stole your name
Id be a bad boyfriend because I'm actually the consumer of worlds, Malgorath. I spend all my time eating large rocks, dirt and sand
I dunno, seems like great boyfriend material to me. At least, much better than this guy.
dreamy
sign me up
gotta get iron and other minerals for max gains
sorry, i misread rocks for cocks. Take a like as an apology
0:20 Charlie's facial expressions are unparalleled 💀
The “hmphs” and “sighs” bro. I have no idea how i made it through the entire video with my sanity intact.
I'd be such a bad boyfriend, because once we made love, you wouldn't be able to walk. Then, you'd have to go through physical rehabilitation, with a lengthy recovery, which would involve multiple surgeries. Then, your boss would probably fire you because a prerequisite of employment would, most likely, be the ability to walk. After that, your family would question you on how the injury occurred in the first place, so just don't bother. Seriously just go far far away. I'm also been classified as a biohazard by the EPA, so more than likely, even getting near me would mean that you need to be decontaminated. Also, I have a dark, but relatable past, that would just drive a wedge even further between us, and your family. Just save yourself. Please.
Is that about right?
No
That's perfect
Love this comment
Yeah, that sounds right, I think.
Pretty accurate
I shouldnt have read this while drinking coffee i spilled it all over myself
Ah yes, TikTok is just being TikTok. This dude is totally being honest and self-aware, not being weird at all.
@built different if this link isn't at all anywhere close to being related, and is the same link being passed by tons of other bots, then fck off.
Yup
@MrBest more like MrWorst
Stfu literally every social media is the same God damn
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I bet he won't even allow you to talk to yourself.
25 seconds in and already had the gold quote and hilarious emote 🤣 I never realized how much I was into instant gratification lol Charlie's reach when it comes to exposing uncomfortabke truths knows no boundaries! 🤯
I’d be a bad boyfriend because I don’t enjoy talking to people, but it’s cool because I still have my club penguin girlfriend.
You're not gonna have a gf anymore then :/
U gonna have a wife
Same boat thank god I still imaginary boyfriend.
He’s my pfp, he doesn’t responds to my dm’s on Instagram or anything nor told me he was coming pass my hometown
but that’s okay he’s busy.
@@beautyandtheoffbeats ruby from suicideboys? lmao
This comment brought back too many memories.
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Reasons I am a bad boyfriend:
- Im 33 years old
- I live in the northeast section of Morioh
- I am not married
- I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores
- I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest
- I don't smoke but I occasionally drink
- I sleep at 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.
- I usually have no problems sleeping until morning
- I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning
- I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
- I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning and losing that would cause me to lose sleep at night
Yoshikage Kira, on April 19, 1995, driving and parking a truck in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at 8:30 AM and slinking away to an undisclosed safe-point where, at 9 AM, his Killer Queen will detonate its signature Bites the Dust and kill 168 people while injuring over 680 and causing over 125 million dollars in federal property damage. All while listening to his favorite song “Fat Bottom Girls” on the truck’s 8-track.
Now this is a proper comment section
I am not married? Hol up
@@BlackestEyes709 wow great job 👍
@@crumpet7649 thanks, see you Halloween ;)
Charlie make anyone else bust at 0:20?
Off topic with the video, Charlie is by far the funniest and indirect guy i've seen on youtube. This guy can keep a straight face saying the funniest sh*t ever while my stomach is hurting and i'm rolling on the floor. Wholesome man fr 💯
charlie’s impressions was terrifyingly accurate.
were
Were
*wherp
Whorp
were
I can't focus I'm laughing way to hard at Charlie's thirst trap impression.
I wasn’t looking at the screen when he did it and it got silent, so I tapped 10 seconds back and just saw him biting his lip. Had me dying
reasons id be a bad boyfriend 😣😣:
-gives you gifts 😝
-hugs you😘
-lives in your walls and eats termites and grows black mold and listens to every private conversation you have baby
Bro is more clingy and obsessive than I was when I was 15
“I’m not even dating you and I’m ready to break up” 😂😂
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Charlie sus confirmed
6 bots above me.
Reasons why I would be a bad spouse:
1. I have committed tax evasion
2. I'm unfunny
3.You are the ocean
number 1 is a plus, so you would be perfectly neutral
Youre just like me
How good are you at committing tax evasion
@@helpme4863 Making the best questions
This is genuinely so sad. I hope his friends (if there's any which I doubt) talk to him about this.
I love how hes like "I have to be single due to being clingy asf and i would be a terrible boyfriend" but then a couple seconds later hes like "I would make a good ass boyfriend" but he has the same reasons in both videos.
he thinks he's being cute but he's genuinely listing off reason you really shouldn't date him, we should thank him for letting us know
That, and he's extremely repetitive and annoying, severely immature, and seems like a hamster microwaver
@@jesica9829 shut up
@@hanare7540 yup that was 100% the point of the comment, you got me you rapscallion
@@Sube-Tube A hamster microwaver...? LMAO thank you for literally Red Bull all over my shirt...Jesus 🤣
@@dakkiller9983 HUGE points for rapscallion...THIS thread wins "Most Entertaining with Least Replies" hands down. 👏
"Reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend: I have extreme trust issues, and if you ever hang out with other guys without me, I'll assume that you're cheating on me."
He legit looks like a guy that would make a scene when he sees his GF hanging with another guy, even after she explains that the other guy is her cousin
@@CyberWarezz05 Well, I would understand where he'd be coming from if they're in Alabama.
@@istolethispfpsorry485 nothing wrong w a little ol fashioned incest
@@TheWaitingRoomTWR *nothing wrong*
and also: ''I will post your pics to the internet and everyone will see how beautiful you are, no need for consent ofc. Also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone, other than me. So stay in the house and wait for me to spoil you''
2:54 Charlie no, I’m actually dying laughing 💀💀💀
He's Ryan Gosling in every single movie he's ever been in
My soul disintegrated when Charlie showed his divine thirst.
@Mike no
@Mike no
@Mike no
@Mike no
@Mike no
"Bro, I'm not even dating you and I'm already ready to break up." The delivery of this line really shows the experience of the star of the hunger games franchise... Damn it was powerful.
Has to be at least one hunger games joke per video drop
This guy is the human embodiment of the honeymoon stage of the cycle of abuse.
It's easy to feel like the best man in the world, when you're alone.
Throw another human being in the mix, and you quickly realize that you have so much to learn.
pretty sure not even his imaginary friends would be with him anymore
@ all of cr1tikals comments are filled with bots and it’s sad
@@themememixers8965 yeah :(
Nope
@@themememixers8965 it sucks but just report and ignore them
@ it's not surprising any big channel has bots nowadays
I just realized how much his head moves doing these TikToks. He looks insane.
ive noticed a lot of tiktok users doing that or something similar
like they dont quite know how to present themselves in front of a camera, its like a nervous tic
umm that’s not really a good indicator of a person being insane. if you took time looking at other people some have the habit ofmoving their body parts when they talk. if you want to call someone insane then just check their eyes first.
@@Arcad1010 .
@@Arcad1010 im looking at his eyes and he still looks fucking insane
@@Arcad1010 what are you even going for here lol
So basically he’s too clingy
dear girls:
reasons why i'd be a bad boyfriend
- I like men
Same
Coc 2 butt
This guy waves red flags like he's surrendering a war.
Omg how many bots are in these replies
@@ryanlow5770 Tf kinda shot did I just read with the bot??
Haha, you fool, they wave white flags in war, not red ones. Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid, don’t you feel a little ashamed of yourself. Your lack of knowledge is apparent in this mundane TH-cam comment, therefore proving my superiority as a human being.
He’d be doing a fittingly terrible job at it, given that you’re usually supposed to wave white ones to surrender, but hey that’s on brand for the dude 😅
Like he's bullfighting amirite
Reasons why i would be a bad boyfriend:
1- im addicted to ketamine
2-im addicted to heroine
3-im addicted to weed
4-im addicted to morphine
5-im addicted to ketamine
6-im addicted to abstract things like the real value of money(so i can buy 1g of ketamine)
At least you dont play fortnite
Gordon freeman be like
I’m addicted to the breakup of Yugoslavia
@@grindnostop ever played fortnight on ketamine?
@@Unvaccinated69 no i played on LEAN
I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜
I can smell the desperation through the screen
Same vibes as someone I was almost dormmates with in college. When someone lists themselves as "loves to listen, you can tell me anything you want, super friendly, loves hanging out, will be your new best friend" etc. etc. that's less a red flag, and more an EAS alert blaring in your face. There's always the small chance that a person who describes themselves like that is truly a human teddy bear with a heart of gold and is the living embodiment of compassion, those people exist, but it's far more likely they're a narcissistic controlling, and manipulative individual who will prey on insecurities.
As the saying goes, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.
I would be bad boyfriend because:
-I care too much
-I would give you a lot of love
-I am mentally unstable
-There is ongoing case on me in 14 states and 5 countries
-I am outside your house
-I would write you every morning and I couldn't get rid of you!!
Love you!!!
LMAO
Had me in the first half ngl
Why are you outside? Come on in, make yourself comfortable! I won't lock you up in my basement this time, I swear ;)
@@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 this… time??
-I'm inside your walls
This guy would be the kinda guy to be hyperobsessed with you for like 4 months to the point where you are basically being heald hostage and then randomly dump you cause he's -bipolar- (volatile, flakey, flighty, erratic, fickle- Take your pick) and got bored
You're conflating bipolar disorder with some form of APD (sociopathy).
@@laplacesdemon01 I did not mean bipolar disorder. I just meant bipolar in personality.
@@TruePieGod Yes, we are talking about BPD , Bipolar PERSONALITY Disorder, and no. He shows 0 signs of bipolar and what you are referring to is a sign of APD and detachment, not erratic mood problems like with bipolar disorder....
@@laplacesdemon01 My guy the word "bipolar" exist before the naming of Bipolar disorder. And it literally means "characterized by opposite extremes". i.e. being super in love with someone and then completely bored with them the next minute.
YOU said Bipolar Disorder. I never mentioned it.
I would just like to say that although the word “bipolar CAN be used as an adjective technically (meaning to opposite poles), it can still be harmful to those who have the disorder so it’s probably best to find another word.
Also “BPD” is Borderline Personality Disorder, not bipolar. Bipolar Disorder is just “BD” and it is also not a personality disorder, it is a mood disorder. Just don’t want the two confused.
This was just to help educate, no hard feelings to either of you :)
Dude that kiss face/ tounge stick out thing charlie did in the beginning was so funny
I was silently laughing so hard my shoulders started to hurt. That's never happened before.
This dude is like "I am a control freak, because I am insecure. I am a stalker, because a girlfriend left me once. I am an incel, completely ignoring the fact I am one. I will spy on you whenever you do anything, like James Bond only totally lame"
Sounds oddly specific
He also has nothing else to do with his life
@Safwaan that’s what insecure is lol
Lames Bond
@Safwaan "You're not talking to anyone else" is the biggest red flag. Controlling who your partner talks to is just straight up abusive. They don't want you to talk to other people because they don't trust you, and they know someone else might tell you they're abusing you.
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend
- I´ll always want hugs and kisses
- I would spoil you
- I would always pay for food when we go out to eat
- 17 murder charges
- My love would simply be too powerful
reasons im a bad girlfriend
-im a male
-im a straight male
-i like girls
-i am not onto men
-i dont wanna have a boyfriend
Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend
-always want hugs and kisses
-always affectionate
-several charges of genocide in multiple African countries
-Professional Arsonist
-Chief designer of Auchwitz
-responsible for 9/11
-Caliph of the Islamic State
🥹❤
Maybe they deserved it 🤷🏼♀️
Wait. What was the thing you said before "my love would simply be too powerful"?
Joe Goldberg looking head ahh
It's like, tell me you're desperate without telling me
Bros filter and the fact he in his garage makes it seem like his house is about to get swatted😂😂🤣
This guy is so sweet and loving, he should be on a register. No, he should be on the FBI Watchlist.
Yeah, just in case tho...
I agree
Geneva conventions top war criminals.
I Wonder whats in his basemant
What?
Charlie makes me laugh so hard. "At least he's not addicted to Ketamine".
ketamine is hard to be addicted to but it's worth the effort
But was addicted to "Mr Krabs addiction to ketamine" loved that speedrun series
The fortnite one killed me
@@Semiotichazey until your bladder starts dying
@@Semiotichazey I’m thinking about doing ketamine. Can this drug potentially put me in a coma for weeks at a time?
reasons I would be a bad boy friend:
1. I'm a grown woman
2. I'm like that neutral guy off of futurama so I can't be bad
3. I don't wanna be your friend
When you did put your tongue out it killed me hahahahahahhaha
It's like he put all of his skill points into Reverse Psychology but he only put like 2 stat points into Charisma.
Xd
This man has negative charisma
How could u put all points and still have 2 left. Pretty sure he just puts all his points in stupidity
bold of you to assume he invested in charisma
Reasons why I'd be a bad boyfriend:
-War crimes, innumerable ones
-that is all
geneva convention, more like geneva suggestion
@@iso1793 lol I would say geneva joke but that doesn't rhyme
Any cod main character be like
The fortine quote he did was fking stupid and funny XD
Eh, I like the first one better
The 3:00 joke was top tier dude. And in 4 years I only laughed to smiling friends. Keep grinding bro.
Charilies sarcasm always gets me laughing dude hahahahaha
Reasons i would be a bad boyfriend
- Too affectionate
- Loves going on long walks at the beach
- Loves animals
- Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children in multiple countries such as afghanistan, korea and kenya
- Takes you out for dinner all the time
- Loves meeting family
You're so silly 🤪😏
XD
"Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children"? I know it was an attempted joke but fuck man.. say it out loud before you actually comment it ya know.
@@specifikmc I will be sure to say things out loud like a toddler in future, thank you for your invaluable advice.
@@darkerrorcode Yeah cause thinking before you speak is such a toddler thing to do... 😂😂😂😂
Yikes. He sounds like he's talking to his imaginary girlfriend instead of a real person, and you know a real girlfriend would never live up to the standards of his imaginary girlfriend.
FRRR THO he sounds like those kids talking to their GFs in habbo hotel or some shit
What do you think he does at night?
ouch
please dont remind me of my ex who kept talking about how much more in love he was with his anime waifu 🤮
@@lrizzard wait do weeaboos unironically do that? Holy crap lmao
@@ammagon4519 oh dont get me started, he was actually in love. he repeatedly said stuff like "i would never love you like i love asuna"
🤮
You can tell this guy is a sociopath because he's SO PASSIONATE ABOUT A THEORETICAL PERSON
I love how everybody replayed the begging to the utter max
Charlie licking his lips and giving me the come-hither stare was something I didn't know I needed in my life
I read your comment as it happened and I don't know how to feel
I sure knew I needed it
Timestamp please
@@jesica9829 I appreciate the offer Jesica, but you're no Charlie
Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.
David: Okay. And your strengths?
Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths.
David: Oh. Yes. Very good.
Michael: Thank you.
David: Very good.
Best comment yet😂😂
@@austinkraft6757 best reply yet 😂😂
@@SnoppleWopple second best reply!
@@julianh1705 don’t sell yourself short - you’re still in the top 3!
I thought the exact same thing lol
"Bro I am not even dating you and I am ready to break up" I'm dying man xD
Relationships are a two way street, not feeling like you can share your own bad day is the sign of a bad relationship. And everyone needs their own personal space and time in a relationship. Spending all your time together and constantly being in contact would be suffocating.
The only good thing about this guy is that he's not in what would be a very toxic relationship.
Yeah he's 100% the type of guy to get super angry and make the girl scared to leave the relationship