How Is This Guy Single

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  • @sebrr
    @sebrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5584

    i love how that filter makes it look like he's surrounded by police cars

    • @wsrtwetr
      @wsrtwetr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      Which he probably should.

    • @dontbother.9293
      @dontbother.9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      They’re looking for him..

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      His love is criminal.

    • @liamholmberg385
      @liamholmberg385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      this shit made me laugh my ass off lmao

    • @moonlight-qr6px
      @moonlight-qr6px 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      he needs to be

  • @ninetailedfox579121
    @ninetailedfox579121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15764

    Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend:
    - I'm a narcissist
    - I'm a narcissist
    - I'm a narcissist
    - I'm a narcissist

    • @Knockedy
      @Knockedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +879

      its not about you. ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@Knockedy *I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING.*

    • @alchemist0019
      @alchemist0019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      If you were a narcissist then why are you saying that you are bad at something

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@alchemist0019 My motives are beyond your understanding.

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@ninetailedfox579121 *PROVOKING, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION*

  • @BottlesOfSoap
    @BottlesOfSoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9396

    This dude is terrifying. Gives off big "I'm not like other guys" energy

    • @FreneticPotato
      @FreneticPotato 3 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      If by "not like other guys", you mean serial killer, then yeah. I'm terrified of him.

    • @akaTandy
      @akaTandy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Honestly i wouldnt be surprised if he had a couple of dead bodies inside his walls

    • @lucvkl
      @lucvkl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@FreneticPotato Both "im not like other guys" and fucking psychopath lmao

    • @wahlflower3517
      @wahlflower3517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just like Ted Bundy

    • @AI-wn1wo
      @AI-wn1wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hes right hes not like other guys (in a bad way)

  • @giogio4222
    @giogio4222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3867

    Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend:
    - I'd hug you and kiss you too much
    - I'd be over protective and care about you too much
    - Every second you would not be running, I'd be getting closer
    - Even as we speak, I am slowly approaching you
    - You do not know how much time you have or where I'll appear from, all you know is that you must run

    • @Kittiesftw
      @Kittiesftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      you made me laugh so much lol.

    • @lowfive7983
      @lowfive7983 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      lmfao

    • @goldenlynelslayer4096
      @goldenlynelslayer4096 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Rules horror vibes

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Bruh ;-; i like how the third one acts as a bridge into your 4th and 5th reasons

    • @Kas3-
      @Kas3- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You’re awesome dude!!

  • @mconcepcion752
    @mconcepcion752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6267

    I mean, he wasn't lying when he said he would make a bad boyfriend lmao.

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/eMOWD1aC4As/w-d-xo.html

    • @Inspiration_Inspires
      @Inspiration_Inspires 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Probably controlling then anything. He threw so many red flags it’s ridiculous

    • @firstlegend5105
      @firstlegend5105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It's interesting how he says that unironically as well, like literally

    • @rigelb9025
      @rigelb9025 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well at least he's being honest.

    • @thejuicecupman5243
      @thejuicecupman5243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wym by bad boyfriend? How is this guy single?

  • @nyaaannn3981
    @nyaaannn3981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17488

    The way Charlie bit his lip AND licked his lips while having completely empty eyes is both impressive and terrifying.

    • @glacialblast2588
      @glacialblast2588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      @Mike I wish I could say a slur but TH-cam won't let me

    • @prostata_example530
      @prostata_example530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @UCMlt6g15FRBHgcH0bxs7ehA but you don't have any video

    • @higoodbye7545
      @higoodbye7545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      4:07 "you naughty harpie" has the same energy lmao

    • @capnkate4505
      @capnkate4505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      It’s made me slightly uncomfortable ngl

    • @northamerica5142
      @northamerica5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Timestamp?

  • @patjacksonpodium
    @patjacksonpodium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14890

    This guy would 100% get legitimately pissed if a girl didn't go down on him after he bought her a Slurpee.

    • @OrangeDPeel
      @OrangeDPeel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +755

      Nah not even a slurpee, he'd get mad if you didn't go down on him after he says hey

    • @Theviewerdude
      @Theviewerdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +859

      Wym, slurpee for a slurpee is a legitimate trade

    • @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3
      @CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And you know the sad part? He gets away with who he is purely because of what he looks like. He gets A lot of women. he just can't keep any. He's like the equilvanet of Taylor Swift, a horrible human being, pretending to be normal. News flash, if you haven't had a serious relationship by the time you're 30, something is wrong with you.
      edit: if you haven't managed a serious relationship by the time you're 30 you likely have some sort of personality disorder. I wasn't making a judgment or criticism, if that's who you are, that's who you are, but if you are looking to not die alone than you have to realize that there are things about you that make that more difficult and you have to sacrafice those personality traits in some way or there's a good chance you'll be alone forever. If you don't want that to be you, do something before its too late, if you don't care if that's you, than this doesn't apply to you.

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      @@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Wow, it's amazing how people can make solid points and just ruin them at the end.

    • @patjacksonpodium
      @patjacksonpodium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3 Plenty of perfectly normal people stay single for a long time for various reasons. I didn't have a serious relationship till I was 35. Wasn't for lack of trying, I just hadn't found the right person yet. There wasn't anything "wrong with me" because of it.

  • @NooncmRadioFluxsfu
    @NooncmRadioFluxsfu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1487

    Reasons I'm a bad boyfriend:
    - I always will be there for you
    - I won't stop following you
    - I always will hear you out
    - I'm watching you

  • @3vermore938
    @3vermore938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27627

    Finally, I found the boy version of "I'm not like other girls."

    • @bigboygotbeans3776
      @bigboygotbeans3776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

      he seems like a "wheres my hug at" type dude

    • @Jdock64
      @Jdock64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

      The Nice Guy

    • @___chebz___
      @___chebz___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +585

      Seems like you've never heard of nice guy

    • @ullseye1720
      @ullseye1720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      He’s the type of guy to say “Ma lady” before giving a girl boquet of flowers

    • @heiressofmusic
      @heiressofmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      The pick me boy

  • @Caraviaggio
    @Caraviaggio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21239

    Reasons I am a bad boyfriend:
    - I always want hugs and kisses
    - I would love you so much
    - Crimes against humanity in Bosnia in the 90s
    - I would give you gifts all the time

    • @michajankiewicz415
      @michajankiewicz415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +875

      Hol up

    • @bolshevikapologist9957
      @bolshevikapologist9957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2226

      Where's the bad reason tho

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1038

      Honestly aside from hug kisses love and gift.
      The bosnia one is pretty nice. Have confidence.

    • @NightwolfSteve
      @NightwolfSteve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      Bosnia is the reason you would be the best boyfriend

    • @dontbother.9293
      @dontbother.9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Wait something doesn’t feel right

  • @starbit5065
    @starbit5065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7464

    It’s amazing how he’s both simultaneously extremely self-aware, and has no self-awareness at all

    • @eeriekekashi419
      @eeriekekashi419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This shit made me laugh ngl

    • @Hermitant10
      @Hermitant10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@eeriekekashi419 yo what’s that little boat on your profile pic? Looks fucking sick 🔥

    • @mqn69
      @mqn69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxfrxVdzmHmo5l3cT629egORpkwSWDjuuo

    • @zecgallo2358
      @zecgallo2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Schrödinger's self-awareness

    • @kirbydied2875
      @kirbydied2875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is he self aware

  • @byesolardropper
    @byesolardropper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "I won't even tell you how bad my day was"
    Suppressed anger has entered the chat

    • @YoMamaIsSweet
      @YoMamaIsSweet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @nutriit
      @nutriit ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "You'll know how bad my day was by how brutally i abuse you 😘"

  • @amosspencer4361
    @amosspencer4361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1498

    I can't focus I'm laughing way to hard at Charlie's thirst trap impression.

    • @whosaprettykitty5076
      @whosaprettykitty5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wasn’t looking at the screen when he did it and it got silent, so I tapped 10 seconds back and just saw him biting his lip. Had me dying

  • @JEWELzAF
    @JEWELzAF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    "I'm not even dating him and I already want to break up."
    Ditto.

    • @EightySix86.
      @EightySix86. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ditto.

    • @user-xc7uo6md3n
      @user-xc7uo6md3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just a regular ass dude with his shirt off 😂

    • @junkalicious_
      @junkalicious_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      u mean the god damn pokemon

    • @user-xc7uo6md3n
      @user-xc7uo6md3n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@junkalicious_ I'm not sure which came first the phrase or the Pokemon.

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of this dude who has a crush on me. I don't like him, but he always tries to talk to me and it's so annoying

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26731

    Dear young girls:
    If a guy tells you he'd be a bad boyfriend, believe him.

    • @alexkhaid
      @alexkhaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +553

      Same the other way

    • @alexkhaid
      @alexkhaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +953

      And people that say “I’m ugly 😭😭😭😭”

    • @clive-elios
      @clive-elios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      and young boys ^^

    • @Luke-kx5mf
      @Luke-kx5mf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Wise words

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      i cAn cHanGE hIM

  • @greglee2609
    @greglee2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    Reason I am a bad boyfriend:
    - I a girl.

    • @RadSense
      @RadSense ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Femboys be like

    • @PrinceOfChange
      @PrinceOfChange ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hey wait a minute-

    • @baki577
      @baki577 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      nooo 😢

    • @arceus8992
      @arceus8992 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lesbians wouldnt complain

    • @slimewizard7350
      @slimewizard7350 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You can be a boy. Believe in yourself bro.

  • @codigitty9195
    @codigitty9195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2506

    This dude be like "I'd make a bad boyfriend because I'm only attracted to myself".

    • @yinyang1701
      @yinyang1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or I'd make a bad boyfriend because I am attracted to the way I attract women when I need to attract women. Like fr, anybody can make claims of having the best relationship one could imagine until you end up in one.

    • @yinyang1701
      @yinyang1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now that I think about it, people generally post depression posts in order to get sympathy, and do not appreciate what they have at hand. And promoting negativity through internet is a problematic conundrum.

    • @Nepisalright
      @Nepisalright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “reasons i would be an amazing boyfriend….
      for myself.”
      *proceeds to turn towards mirror and starts to make passionate love to it*

    • @Guirko
      @Guirko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao i actually feel bad for people who are attracted to themselves for being equated to this guy.

    • @rosymo0nn
      @rosymo0nn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You stan loona?

  • @SlyFunkyMonkey
    @SlyFunkyMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8655

    "if your man just wants to play fortnite, tell him 'night night' and then you turn yourself into the police, because you were dating a child." quite a few people just got incinerated by charlie.

    • @SlyFunkyMonkey
      @SlyFunkyMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      The kind who only play fortnite

    • @no.yankee.no.brim1
      @no.yankee.no.brim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@SlyFunkyMonkey what if I play an arsenal of games, including fortnite

    • @oj818
      @oj818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@no.yankee.no.brim1 Still

    • @oj818
      @oj818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah man , play something like cod or pubg. Idk man.

    • @no.yankee.no.brim1
      @no.yankee.no.brim1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@oj818 i play cod, battlefield, gears, halo, and fortnite.

  • @williamalessi9100
    @williamalessi9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8075

    Looking at Charlie's acting, he would be a good psycho boyfriend

    • @bigolboomerbelly4348
      @bigolboomerbelly4348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      That ain't acting! You don't look at other men when you're watching Charlie vids!

    • @snotte.a8670
      @snotte.a8670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That’s what I’ve been sayinggggggg

    • @hannahdill9012
      @hannahdill9012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I’d simp. 🤣

    • @nicoyazawa2488
      @nicoyazawa2488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Can we get a time stamp

    • @moneyymadness9139
      @moneyymadness9139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicoyazawa2488 facts

  • @amatsua1271
    @amatsua1271 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend:
    - 27 unsolved missing persons cases

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      “39 buried. 0 found”

  • @matthewsebire2755
    @matthewsebire2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3332

    "I wouldn't talk to anyone, except if its my mom."
    Sigmund Freud just keeps winning ig

    • @hbfcutiepie48961
      @hbfcutiepie48961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      the human race needs to stop proving him right

    • @redditman3701
      @redditman3701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@hbfcutiepie48961 as if he was right in the first place…

    • @sineowl443
      @sineowl443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      what does Freud have to do with this?

    • @ibbann
      @ibbann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Excuse me, i dont speak english that much, but ive wondered since a long time ago, whats the ig at the end of your sentence stand for?

    • @matthewsebire2755
      @matthewsebire2755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ibbann I guess

  • @lovejoy1311
    @lovejoy1311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3105

    Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend:
    -my wife told me I’m not allowed to date

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Good lad. Listening to your wife. 👍

    • @rivalhugh3697
      @rivalhugh3697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Literally 1984

    • @scratch7971
      @scratch7971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The virgin bad boyfriend vs the chad good husband.

    • @fewcandleanimations
      @fewcandleanimations 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      1k like!

    • @YoMamaIsSweet
      @YoMamaIsSweet 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂👏👏👏

  • @ultraluxeest1991
    @ultraluxeest1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    He should have just said, I'm an obsessive controlling clingy creep.

    • @juniebunnz
      @juniebunnz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously lol

    • @bobrianfo104
      @bobrianfo104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He's making some very valid points about why he would be a terrible boyfriend, his videos are both cringe and informative

    • @ancapeancape9829
      @ancapeancape9829 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wannabe

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This

    • @ultraluxeest1991
      @ultraluxeest1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ancapeancape9829 What?

  • @ashleyclay118
    @ashleyclay118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    I had a boyfriend like this one time and he was the most controlling obsessive person I’ve ever met. I was actually scared of him at some point. They make it sound cute but on the inside of the relationship, it’s horrible

    • @Iluvpie6
      @Iluvpie6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They don’t even make it sound cute. Hearing this shit makes me want to run for the hills.

    • @Kittiesftw
      @Kittiesftw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      there was a time naive ol me thought how amazing it would be to have a girlfriend who's obsessed with me(mostly cuz I'm scared of getting cheated on) but later i found out how toxic it actually is. they're manipulative and controlling and just suffocating to be with them.

  • @higuys3010
    @higuys3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    “I’m not even dating you and I’m ready to break up” 😂😂

  • @Shadow-876
    @Shadow-876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2334

    Id be a bad boyfriend because I'm actually the consumer of worlds, Malgorath. I spend all my time eating large rocks, dirt and sand

    • @dothmotherknowyouwearth
      @dothmotherknowyouwearth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      I dunno, seems like great boyfriend material to me. At least, much better than this guy.

    • @bengemanY6C
      @bengemanY6C 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      dreamy

    • @TheCottonPopppers
      @TheCottonPopppers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      sign me up

    • @jordancven2540
      @jordancven2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      gotta get iron and other minerals for max gains

    • @googli300
      @googli300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      sorry, i misread rocks for cocks. Take a like as an apology

  • @dkznikolaj7013
    @dkznikolaj7013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    "Bro, I'm not even dating you and I'm already ready to break up." The delivery of this line really shows the experience of the star of the hunger games franchise... Damn it was powerful.

    • @bilethumper1912
      @bilethumper1912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Has to be at least one hunger games joke per video drop

  • @wewden6887
    @wewden6887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "You were dating a child you sick fuck" made me snort and then laugh for a second. Charlie's free style is so entertaining a juicy joke that would tickle my laughing bone slaps even stronger. Power to the guy. I bet he was being sarcastic, but I liked that bit.

  • @AppleJackss.
    @AppleJackss. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2433

    Reasons im a bad girlfriend
    -Id love you too much.
    -Id make you my entire world
    -Im a guy

    • @_.alen._6953
      @_.alen._6953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Where's the problem 🤨

    • @AppleJackss.
      @AppleJackss. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@_.alen._6953 its because id love you too much, nothing else

    • @pinu3425
      @pinu3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      that got me

    • @liamharvey6957
      @liamharvey6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Even better

    • @Talongnaviolet
      @Talongnaviolet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      true tho

  • @Myth_or_Mystery76
    @Myth_or_Mystery76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4514

    I'd be such a bad boyfriend, because once we made love, you wouldn't be able to walk. Then, you'd have to go through physical rehabilitation, with a lengthy recovery, which would involve multiple surgeries. Then, your boss would probably fire you because a prerequisite of employment would, most likely, be the ability to walk. After that, your family would question you on how the injury occurred in the first place, so just don't bother. Seriously just go far far away. I'm also been classified as a biohazard by the EPA, so more than likely, even getting near me would mean that you need to be decontaminated. Also, I have a dark, but relatable past, that would just drive a wedge even further between us, and your family. Just save yourself. Please.
    Is that about right?

  • @doofward
    @doofward 3 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    he looks like the type of guy to unironically call himself an alpha male

    • @fuzzynuttz5092
      @fuzzynuttz5092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why do they all look the same?

    • @Kotzkomet
      @Kotzkomet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yogurt male better 😤

    • @sebisonic
      @sebisonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm a plimbo male

    • @doof2890
      @doof2890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you stole my name

    • @blest5132
      @blest5132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doof2890 this guy☝stole your name

  • @omarelghoul9256
    @omarelghoul9256 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Reasons I'd be a bad boy friend :
    -I'm a bad friend
    -I'm a bad person

  • @thevileruler
    @thevileruler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    charlie’s impressions was terrifyingly accurate.

  • @yoshikagekira120
    @yoshikagekira120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5728

    Reasons I am a bad boyfriend:
    - Im 33 years old
    - I live in the northeast section of Morioh
    - I am not married
    - I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores
    - I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest
    - I don't smoke but I occasionally drink
    - I sleep at 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what.
    - I usually have no problems sleeping until morning
    - I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning
    - I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
    - I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies like winning and losing that would cause me to lose sleep at night

    • @calchuchesta3196
      @calchuchesta3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      Yoshikage Kira, on April 19, 1995, driving and parking a truck in front of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma at 8:30 AM and slinking away to an undisclosed safe-point where, at 9 AM, his Killer Queen will detonate its signature Bites the Dust and kill 168 people while injuring over 680 and causing over 125 million dollars in federal property damage. All while listening to his favorite song “Fat Bottom Girls” on the truck’s 8-track.

    • @noah7008
      @noah7008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Now this is a proper comment section

    • @fuenigo
      @fuenigo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I am not married? Hol up

    • @crumpet7649
      @crumpet7649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@BlackestEyes709 wow great job 👍

    • @BlackestEyes709
      @BlackestEyes709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@crumpet7649 thanks, see you Halloween ;)

  • @kryptico2240
    @kryptico2240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2746

    I’d be a bad boyfriend because I don’t enjoy talking to people, but it’s cool because I still have my club penguin girlfriend.

    • @_Sheepy
      @_Sheepy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      You're not gonna have a gf anymore then :/
      U gonna have a wife

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same boat thank god I still imaginary boyfriend.
      He’s my pfp, he doesn’t responds to my dm’s on Instagram or anything nor told me he was coming pass my hometown
      but that’s okay he’s busy.

    • @pepsiibela9365
      @pepsiibela9365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats ruby from suicideboys? lmao

    • @maddi3787
      @maddi3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This comment brought back too many memories.

    • @ArMentorLazada
      @ArMentorLazada 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/eMOWD1aC4As/w-d-xo.html

  • @Sunny-io8tp
    @Sunny-io8tp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I had a friend who was exactly like this, told basically the same “reasons” no guy would date her, saying she was too clingy, loving and caring. In the end it turned out she was also very toxic and that she would get heavily codependent on a guy to fix her mental health issues. So I’m very iffy to believe these “I’m too good to be true” types of people, there’s always something hidden
    Also, if someone says they would make a bad partner, believe them no matter what they say is the reason

  • @xaoiken76
    @xaoiken76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    My soul disintegrated when Charlie showed his divine thirst.

  • @machow
    @machow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    I just realized how much his head moves doing these TikToks. He looks insane.

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ive noticed a lot of tiktok users doing that or something similar
      like they dont quite know how to present themselves in front of a camera, its like a nervous tic

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      umm that’s not really a good indicator of a person being insane. if you took time looking at other people some have the habit ofmoving their body parts when they talk. if you want to call someone insane then just check their eyes first.

    • @ImSoCold....
      @ImSoCold.... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Arcad1010 .

    • @sticklyboi
      @sticklyboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Arcad1010 im looking at his eyes and he still looks fucking insane

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Arcad1010 what are you even going for here lol

  • @lciav
    @lciav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5577

    Girls don’t want bad or good boys they want a normal human being who’s got a mixture of qualities that make them an interesting, well-developed person

    • @JinnaiT
      @JinnaiT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

      Wtf get that reasonable opinion off the internet

    • @ddcc6753
      @ddcc6753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lol

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Get that nuanced and reasonable consideration out of here please, I want conflict

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      The fuck do you expect with people in social media for 10hrs a day? Don't have any hobbies or job or any other interesting things to do.

    • @unequaledequines232
      @unequaledequines232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      omfg this is my favorite comment ever

  • @kobeneilson6717
    @kobeneilson6717 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I like how he had an:
    Intro paragraph
    Point 1
    Point 2
    Point 3
    Conclusion

    • @Derekcitoxsakai
      @Derekcitoxsakai 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      well atl he got something out the education system yea

  • @neonkuriboh2830
    @neonkuriboh2830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1284

    "Reasons why I'm a bad boyfriend: I have extreme trust issues, and if you ever hang out with other guys without me, I'll assume that you're cheating on me."

    • @CyberWarezz05
      @CyberWarezz05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He legit looks like a guy that would make a scene when he sees his GF hanging with another guy, even after she explains that the other guy is her cousin

    • @istolethispfpsorry485
      @istolethispfpsorry485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@CyberWarezz05 Well, I would understand where he'd be coming from if they're in Alabama.

    • @DetectiveLobotomy
      @DetectiveLobotomy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@istolethispfpsorry485 nothing wrong w a little ol fashioned incest

    • @Dog-wp5oj
      @Dog-wp5oj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DetectiveLobotomy *nothing wrong*

    • @aj3706
      @aj3706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      and also: ''I will post your pics to the internet and everyone will see how beautiful you are, no need for consent ofc. Also, you're not allowed to talk to anyone, other than me. So stay in the house and wait for me to spoil you''

  • @deankilminster5430
    @deankilminster5430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    Charlie makes me laugh so hard. "At least he's not addicted to Ketamine".

    • @Semiotichazey
      @Semiotichazey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ketamine is hard to be addicted to but it's worth the effort

    • @usernotSID
      @usernotSID 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But was addicted to "Mr Krabs addiction to ketamine" loved that speedrun series

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fortnite one killed me

    • @currenlydying
      @currenlydying 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Semiotichazey until your bladder starts dying

    • @incognitojon902
      @incognitojon902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Semiotichazey I’m thinking about doing ketamine. Can this drug potentially put me in a coma for weeks at a time?

  • @silentyandere9704
    @silentyandere9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    pretty sure not even his imaginary friends would be with him anymore

    • @themememixers8965
      @themememixers8965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @ all of cr1tikals comments are filled with bots and it’s sad

    • @RamiSoe
      @RamiSoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@themememixers8965 yeah :(

    • @YourLocalAverageSquidMan
      @YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope

    • @ClenchingHalo45
      @ClenchingHalo45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@themememixers8965 it sucks but just report and ignore them

    • @silentyandere9704
      @silentyandere9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @ it's not surprising any big channel has bots nowadays

  • @Fungilair
    @Fungilair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    When Charlie whispers mean things into the mic it makes me tremble

  • @dakkiller9983
    @dakkiller9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    he thinks he's being cute but he's genuinely listing off reason you really shouldn't date him, we should thank him for letting us know

    • @Sube-Tube
      @Sube-Tube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      That, and he's extremely repetitive and annoying, severely immature, and seems like a hamster microwaver

    • @dakkiller9983
      @dakkiller9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jesica9829 shut up

    • @dakkiller9983
      @dakkiller9983 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hanare7540 yup that was 100% the point of the comment, you got me you rapscallion

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sube-Tube A hamster microwaver...? LMAO thank you for literally Red Bull all over my shirt...Jesus 🤣

    • @valueinyou9931
      @valueinyou9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dakkiller9983 HUGE points for rapscallion...THIS thread wins "Most Entertaining with Least Replies" hands down. 👏

  • @saltwater7366
    @saltwater7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Reasons why I would be a bad spouse:
    1. I have committed tax evasion
    2. I'm unfunny

    • @kyleeanderson2607
      @kyleeanderson2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      3.You are the ocean

    • @jackoneil1000
      @jackoneil1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      number 1 is a plus, so you would be perfectly neutral

    • @acruelangelsthesis
      @acruelangelsthesis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Youre just like me

    • @helpme4863
      @helpme4863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      How good are you at committing tax evasion

    • @Noobletines
      @Noobletines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@helpme4863 Making the best questions

  • @grandam67yt24
    @grandam67yt24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4361

    Ah yes, TikTok is just being TikTok. This dude is totally being honest and self-aware, not being weird at all.

    • @Anonymous_Music
      @Anonymous_Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @built different if this link isn't at all anywhere close to being related, and is the same link being passed by tons of other bots, then fck off.

    • @Anonymous_Music
      @Anonymous_Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup

    • @sirmagnumdopusiv1188
      @sirmagnumdopusiv1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @MrBest more like MrWorst

    • @LittleHomieLightningtech
      @LittleHomieLightningtech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Stfu literally every social media is the same God damn

    • @saucysoups9318
      @saucysoups9318 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/Pj5pZxA3_tI/w-d-xo.html

  • @JasperXIII
    @JasperXIII 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “If your man just wants to play Fortnite, you tell him night-night... and then you go turn yourself into the police because you’re dating a child... you sick fuck.”
    I fucking died.

  • @nateweeks4094
    @nateweeks4094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend
    - I´ll always want hugs and kisses
    - I would spoil you
    - I would always pay for food when we go out to eat
    - 17 murder charges
    - My love would simply be too powerful

    • @RifleRaptorYT
      @RifleRaptorYT ปีที่แล้ว +29

      reasons im a bad girlfriend
      -im a male
      -im a straight male
      -i like girls
      -i am not onto men
      -i dont wanna have a boyfriend

    • @thepakistanipotato
      @thepakistanipotato ปีที่แล้ว

      Reasons I would be a bad boyfriend
      -always want hugs and kisses
      -always affectionate
      -several charges of genocide in multiple African countries
      -Professional Arsonist
      -Chief designer of Auchwitz
      -responsible for 9/11
      -Caliph of the Islamic State
      🥹❤

    • @zackzittel7683
      @zackzittel7683 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe they deserved it 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @notsure1969
      @notsure1969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait. What was the thing you said before "my love would simply be too powerful"?

    • @DarkSlayer_1094
      @DarkSlayer_1094 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Goldberg looking head ahh

  • @JustSumGeek
    @JustSumGeek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    This dude is like "I am a control freak, because I am insecure. I am a stalker, because a girlfriend left me once. I am an incel, completely ignoring the fact I am one. I will spy on you whenever you do anything, like James Bond only totally lame"

    • @deedeemegadoodoo3133
      @deedeemegadoodoo3133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds oddly specific

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He also has nothing else to do with his life

    • @michaelbucher9397
      @michaelbucher9397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Safwaan that’s what insecure is lol

    • @MsLucho1998
      @MsLucho1998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lames Bond

    • @kenirainseeker539
      @kenirainseeker539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@Safwaan "You're not talking to anyone else" is the biggest red flag. Controlling who your partner talks to is just straight up abusive. They don't want you to talk to other people because they don't trust you, and they know someone else might tell you they're abusing you.

  • @TruePieGod
    @TruePieGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3615

    This guy would be the kinda guy to be hyperobsessed with you for like 4 months to the point where you are basically being heald hostage and then randomly dump you cause he's -bipolar- (volatile, flakey, flighty, erratic, fickle- Take your pick) and got bored

    • @laplacesdemon01
      @laplacesdemon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You're conflating bipolar disorder with some form of APD (sociopathy).

    • @TruePieGod
      @TruePieGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@laplacesdemon01 I did not mean bipolar disorder. I just meant bipolar in personality.

    • @laplacesdemon01
      @laplacesdemon01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@TruePieGod Yes, we are talking about BPD , Bipolar PERSONALITY Disorder, and no. He shows 0 signs of bipolar and what you are referring to is a sign of APD and detachment, not erratic mood problems like with bipolar disorder....

    • @TruePieGod
      @TruePieGod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@laplacesdemon01 My guy the word "bipolar" exist before the naming of Bipolar disorder. And it literally means "characterized by opposite extremes". i.e. being super in love with someone and then completely bored with them the next minute.
      YOU said Bipolar Disorder. I never mentioned it.

    • @rachie2003
      @rachie2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      I would just like to say that although the word “bipolar CAN be used as an adjective technically (meaning to opposite poles), it can still be harmful to those who have the disorder so it’s probably best to find another word.
      Also “BPD” is Borderline Personality Disorder, not bipolar. Bipolar Disorder is just “BD” and it is also not a personality disorder, it is a mood disorder. Just don’t want the two confused.
      This was just to help educate, no hard feelings to either of you :)

  • @ewill3435
    @ewill3435 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Same vibes as someone I was almost dormmates with in college. When someone lists themselves as "loves to listen, you can tell me anything you want, super friendly, loves hanging out, will be your new best friend" etc. etc. that's less a red flag, and more an EAS alert blaring in your face. There's always the small chance that a person who describes themselves like that is truly a human teddy bear with a heart of gold and is the living embodiment of compassion, those people exist, but it's far more likely they're a narcissistic controlling, and manipulative individual who will prey on insecurities.
    As the saying goes, when you hear hoof beats, think horses, not zebras.

  • @gumduck2504
    @gumduck2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1321

    I would be bad boyfriend because:
    -I care too much
    -I would give you a lot of love
    -I am mentally unstable
    -There is ongoing case on me in 14 states and 5 countries
    -I am outside your house
    -I would write you every morning and I couldn't get rid of you!!
    Love you!!!

    • @moonlightbae7290
      @moonlightbae7290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LMAO

    • @dabirxse6663
      @dabirxse6663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Had me in the first half ngl

    • @amysteriouspersonintophat1458
      @amysteriouspersonintophat1458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Why are you outside? Come on in, make yourself comfortable! I won't lock you up in my basement this time, I swear ;)

    • @HabitualThinker
      @HabitualThinker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@amysteriouspersonintophat1458 this… time??

    • @imafernandez5005
      @imafernandez5005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      -I'm inside your walls

  • @CrimePaint
    @CrimePaint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    It's like he put all of his skill points into Reverse Psychology but he only put like 2 stat points into Charisma.

    • @felipealfaro9389
      @felipealfaro9389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd

    • @nobudgetproductions9987
      @nobudgetproductions9987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This man has negative charisma

    • @TheManiac-nw8ru
      @TheManiac-nw8ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How could u put all points and still have 2 left. Pretty sure he just puts all his points in stupidity

    • @FortunAdlaich
      @FortunAdlaich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bold of you to assume he invested in charisma

  • @darkerrorcode
    @darkerrorcode 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Reasons i would be a bad boyfriend
    - Too affectionate
    - Loves going on long walks at the beach
    - Loves animals
    - Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children in multiple countries such as afghanistan, korea and kenya
    - Takes you out for dinner all the time
    - Loves meeting family

    • @marzouk6270
      @marzouk6270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You're so silly 🤪😏

    • @mossypanda7575
      @mossypanda7575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD

    • @specifikmc
      @specifikmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "Uncountable assassinations and bombings against innocent children"? I know it was an attempted joke but fuck man.. say it out loud before you actually comment it ya know.

    • @darkerrorcode
      @darkerrorcode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@specifikmc I will be sure to say things out loud like a toddler in future, thank you for your invaluable advice.

    • @specifikmc
      @specifikmc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darkerrorcode Yeah cause thinking before you speak is such a toddler thing to do... 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealBelovianna
    @TheRealBelovianna หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:21 I said "cute" out loud, picturing a bait-and-switch, Thomas Sanders type skit, and then you made that facial expression and I was hit by a wave of nausea.. Not sure why.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    This guy is so sweet and loving, he should be on a register. No, he should be on the FBI Watchlist.

  • @kurko3200
    @kurko3200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    Reasons why i would be a bad boyfriend:
    1- im addicted to ketamine
    2-im addicted to heroine
    3-im addicted to weed
    4-im addicted to morphine
    5-im addicted to ketamine
    6-im addicted to abstract things like the real value of money(so i can buy 1g of ketamine)

    • @grindnostop
      @grindnostop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      At least you dont play fortnite

    • @agentorange9867
      @agentorange9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gordon freeman be like

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I’m addicted to the breakup of Yugoslavia

    • @Unvaccinated69
      @Unvaccinated69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@grindnostop ever played fortnight on ketamine?

    • @grindnostop
      @grindnostop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Unvaccinated69 no i played on LEAN
      I LOVE LEAN💜💜💜

  • @philosophiabme
    @philosophiabme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Michael: Why don’t I tell you what my greatest weaknesses are? I work too hard. I care too much. And sometimes I can be too invested in my job.
    David: Okay. And your strengths?
    Michael: Well, my weaknesses are actually… strengths.
    David: Oh. Yes. Very good.
    Michael: Thank you.
    David: Very good.

    • @austinkraft6757
      @austinkraft6757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment yet😂😂

    • @SnoppleWopple
      @SnoppleWopple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@austinkraft6757 best reply yet 😂😂

    • @julianh1705
      @julianh1705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SnoppleWopple second best reply!

    • @joebarrett8310
      @joebarrett8310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@julianh1705 don’t sell yourself short - you’re still in the top 3!

    • @gspcanadianicon
      @gspcanadianicon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the exact same thing lol

  • @projectornews
    @projectornews 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I fucking love how stretched Charlie makes the videos

  • @addi7719
    @addi7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Charlie licking his lips and giving me the come-hither stare was something I didn't know I needed in my life

    • @microwavedsarcasm
      @microwavedsarcasm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read your comment as it happened and I don't know how to feel

    • @speedroidterrortop5391
      @speedroidterrortop5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I sure knew I needed it

    • @peer263
      @peer263 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timestamp please

    • @addi7719
      @addi7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesica9829 I appreciate the offer Jesica, but you're no Charlie

  • @johnnyjoestar7143
    @johnnyjoestar7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    There's nothing more off putting than an extremely clingy guy. It's never attractive, idgaf if you're the most handsome guy of the year.
    It's nice to feel wanted but I remember this one guy I met and was friendly to for literally a _day_ who instantly thought we were in a relationship. He had a conversation with himself, texting every hour.
    "where are you?" "why do you always take so long to respond?" "hello hello hello"
    This tiktok guy is giving me the same icky vibes, same goes for clingy girls. People need their space

    • @badateverything2931
      @badateverything2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I want a clingy girl ngl but only if shes not retarded as in gets mad and what not if i miss a txt or am with a friend.

    • @JakeOuff
      @JakeOuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh heya, I'm from part 1

    • @badateverything2931
      @badateverything2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Kadakai nahhh man i want one cause i think its hotttttt. Shitty comparison but I love clingy dogs/trust issue dogs over normal ones by soooo much. Me knowing where they are is but a convenience i fucken loveeee the trust and affection the dog shows me

    • @santinochavez2264
      @santinochavez2264 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@badateverything2931 weeds swδρεεεσες

    • @LinhTran-fb7my
      @LinhTran-fb7my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@badateverything2931 then get a cat

  • @mrbiceps7735
    @mrbiceps7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    I wasn’t prepared for the lip bite and tongue flick wombo combo, he can truly turn the straightest of men

    • @5H4NKTH35HARK
      @5H4NKTH35HARK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made a clip of that: th-cam.com/users/clipUgkxxMNPo-chnfgmKFUvXHAE-LVHJDg4chwW
      I'm proud of what I've done :)

    • @superkaiocant
      @superkaiocant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My heterosexual will is insurmountable. It may have faltered.

  • @dgomez6778
    @dgomez6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    " reasons i would be a bad boyfriend
    - i'm a narcissist
    - i'm a narcissist
    - i'm a narcissist
    - i'm a narcssist "

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    Yikes. He sounds like he's talking to his imaginary girlfriend instead of a real person, and you know a real girlfriend would never live up to the standards of his imaginary girlfriend.

    • @elshabopants7506
      @elshabopants7506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FRRR THO he sounds like those kids talking to their GFs in habbo hotel or some shit

    • @turkiyite47
      @turkiyite47 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you think he does at night?

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ouch
      please dont remind me of my ex who kept talking about how much more in love he was with his anime waifu 🤮

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lrizzard wait do weeaboos unironically do that? Holy crap lmao

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ammagon4519 oh dont get me started, he was actually in love. he repeatedly said stuff like "i would never love you like i love asuna"
      🤮

  • @Sticky6Ft
    @Sticky6Ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    The deadpan "I'm wet. My panties are sodden." absolutely got me.
    I think all of us went through a cringe state like this at some point, but most of us became self aware. This dude clearly isn't.

    • @1TotalJabroni
      @1TotalJabroni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Good point, but this dude is 30 and he's still willingly displaying this shit. There's a shot he's just exploiting the algorithm but I for one think he's every bit of unaware cringelord.

    • @lalalalaaAa123
      @lalalalaaAa123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Totally normal to experience a phase like this, especially during puberty when you just want attention from the gender you’re attracted to. But this poor man is past the age and point of no return 😭

    • @calibcrockett
      @calibcrockett 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lalalalaaAa123 yes...we all did some cringe stuff at around 11-15 years old but damn he's in his late 20s now 😳

    • @phantommemes4315
      @phantommemes4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      damnn that is some nice profile pic you got there

    • @Sticky6Ft
      @Sticky6Ft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@phantommemes4315 thank you. It's my dog after a bath

  • @mistah3687
    @mistah3687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    Reasons why I'd be a bad boyfriend:
    -War crimes, innumerable ones
    -that is all

    • @iso1793
      @iso1793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      geneva convention, more like geneva suggestion

    • @mistah3687
      @mistah3687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@iso1793 lol I would say geneva joke but that doesn't rhyme

    • @420jettt2
      @420jettt2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Any cod main character be like

    • @missxmettastars5740
      @missxmettastars5740 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The fortine quote he did was fking stupid and funny XD

    • @dighad3824
      @dighad3824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eh, I like the first one better

  • @leyyuu2611
    @leyyuu2611 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    reasons id be a bad boyfriend 😣😣:
    -gives you gifts 😝
    -hugs you😘
    -lives in your walls and eats termites and grows black mold and listens to every private conversation you have baby

  • @OGM_OriginalGameMusic
    @OGM_OriginalGameMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    Being in a relationship isn't just about "oh I know my day was terrible but imma hype your day up!!!"
    A relationship is a 50/50 split. Simple. Someone you can talk to and someone you want to listen to

    • @wsrtwetr
      @wsrtwetr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      And someone who will call you out on your bullshit and make you a better person wants you to do the same for them. One reason many nice guys get rejected it's because decent and smart women don't want a fan we actually want a partner. Someone who can be honest with us with kindness when we are being less than decent human beings.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      As right as you are, a lot of people dont realize this

    • @BlueZirnitra
      @BlueZirnitra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@wsrtwetr that's why young relationships rarely work. Immaturity goes hand in hand with selfishness. Inexperienced or ignorant partners are spending most of their time thinking of themselves.

    • @squirrel_disaster
      @squirrel_disaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That is legit what I learned after my first serious relationship, now I met someone else and I am applying what I learned to the relationship I have now and it's just so beautiful, I'm only 18 but it's such a surreal feeling to be able to have a partner that you can talk openly with and not feel like you can't trust them and you can listen to them also without them feeling that they can't trust you.

    • @rec8127
      @rec8127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Facts

  • @wraithwilldie
    @wraithwilldie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    This guy waves red flags like he's surrendering a war.

    • @ryanlow5770
      @ryanlow5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Omg how many bots are in these replies

    • @beskarproductions
      @beskarproductions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ryanlow5770 Tf kinda shot did I just read with the bot??

    • @vasilebarbertard5719
      @vasilebarbertard5719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Haha, you fool, they wave white flags in war, not red ones. Don’t you feel silly, don’t you feel stupid, don’t you feel a little ashamed of yourself. Your lack of knowledge is apparent in this mundane TH-cam comment, therefore proving my superiority as a human being.

    • @tomgeytenbeek2207
      @tomgeytenbeek2207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’d be doing a fittingly terrible job at it, given that you’re usually supposed to wave white ones to surrender, but hey that’s on brand for the dude 😅

    • @andash123
      @andash123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like he's bullfighting amirite

  • @omoriref
    @omoriref 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    We need more people like this who admit to their toxic traits to the world so that we can avoid them.

  • @dislikebutton9571
    @dislikebutton9571 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    reasons id be a good boyfriend:
    -I'd gaslight you
    -I'd lie to you constantly
    -I have dementia
    -You are my little plaything in my mind dungeon
    -I'm SICK in the head
    -I don't take my meds
    -The bugs in my skin
    -I have dementia
    -The bugs

  • @realkursed
    @realkursed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    I like how he admits that he doesn’t understand consent.

  • @sapphire2113
    @sapphire2113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    Reason's i would be a bad boyfriend:
    - i would always be hugging you
    - i would never leave you alone
    - i would text you all the time
    - i would never stop loving you
    - I am 100 meters from your location, and rapidly approaching. With numerous weapons labelled too cruel for conventional warfare by the UN
    - i like cuddling too much

    • @PrinceOfChange
      @PrinceOfChange ปีที่แล้ว +8

      -I’d never give you up
      -never let you down
      -never turn around
      -and desert you

  • @kanna317
    @kanna317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The only good thing about this guy is that he's not in what would be a very toxic relationship.

    • @HairyJuan
      @HairyJuan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah he's 100% the type of guy to get super angry and make the girl scared to leave the relationship

  • @pauljoseph3081
    @pauljoseph3081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I bet he won't even allow you to talk to yourself.

  • @jentoons5732
    @jentoons5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I’m irrationally bothered that this “overly loving boyfriend” talks as if his voice absolutely cannot function without him vigorously shaking his head with every single word. Like some kind of chicken trying to detect some bird feed.

    • @windy8544
      @windy8544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      human body was never meant to handle this much bullshit so some side effects are unavoidable

    • @ollikoskiniemi6221
      @ollikoskiniemi6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@windy8544 I don't know why but I read this in Morgan Freeman voice.

  • @Lycoriste
    @Lycoriste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    He should’ve just said: “I’d be a bad boyfriend because I make Tik Toks like these.”

    • @liasmoons
      @liasmoons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      or just: "I'd be a bad boyfriend because I use TikTok."

  • @adambilbao2974
    @adambilbao2974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    With all the ambiance he has it looks like he’s constantly being arrested by the cops

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now i cant unsee it

  • @djentlover
    @djentlover 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's easy to feel like the best man in the world, when you're alone.
    Throw another human being in the mix, and you quickly realize that you have so much to learn.

  • @fallenninja75
    @fallenninja75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    "Bro, I'm not even dating you and I want to break up."
    Just listening to him talk was uncomfortable...

  • @Cldxii
    @Cldxii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    “I wanna show you off, I’m gonna post about you. Even if you don’t want me to do it, I cant help it”
    I think I figured why he’s single.

    • @JimmyKudo3000
      @JimmyKudo3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      LOL multiple reasons.

    • @314rft
      @314rft 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All I could think of when hearing that was "Isn't that literally a crime?"

    • @ArtistthiccArttwerks
      @ArtistthiccArttwerks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't wanna ruin your 69 likes.

  • @thenormalhumanbeing1886
    @thenormalhumanbeing1886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    “I would be a bad boyfriend because I love you too much”
    -Our lord and saviour Charlie

    • @Nyma6000
      @Nyma6000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THE WAY HE BIT HIS LIP AND STUCK HIS TONGUE OUT😭

    • @Help_m3
      @Help_m3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Nyma6000 That made me Moist ngl

  • @beboysub
    @beboysub ปีที่แล้ว +7

    0:20 Charlie's facial expressions are unparalleled 💀

  • @luwbz
    @luwbz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Reasons I'll be a bad boyfriend:
    -I'll love you to death
    - I'll want some money for them bills
    - I genocide ants in my backyard with a flamethrower
    - I like corn

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did you see the vid of the Australian guy battling mice with a flamethrower? Cuz you know how when conditions are right, Australia is overrun with mice.

  • @auriiieee
    @auriiieee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    4:22 He doesn't respect boundaries, is potentially financially irresponsible, seems to be a person who won't share their worsts with me while I would with him , and he's possesive. What a catch!

    • @tposeanteater
      @tposeanteater ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey those aren't the worst qualities! He could be addicted to ketamine

    • @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731
      @K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's wrong with not sharing their worsts with you? he has his friends for that.

    • @gumbitoicic9977
      @gumbitoicic9977 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tposeanteaterfair point

    • @labcat6759
      @labcat6759 ปีที่แล้ว

      posessive*

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731clear lack of trust

  • @MetalLizardJesus
    @MetalLizardJesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "Reasons I'd be a bad boyfriend: I'm clearly a child molester"

  • @jessicabrittany1682
    @jessicabrittany1682 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This montage of him explaining how he'd be a bad boyfriend will literally be playing in my hell loop.

  • @flyinhigh50
    @flyinhigh50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Charlie’s ability to tolerate cringe is at a level over 9,000.

  • @TalexTheLich
    @TalexTheLich 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This HAS to be a parody account or something, it's just too creepy and good

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jesica9829 you can’t even spell Jessica correctly

    • @pasiaangelo6442
      @pasiaangelo6442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chunkyjalapeno it's a bot made by some loser, flag it and carry on

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pasiaangelo6442 yes sir!

  • @metal5231
    @metal5231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I love that he shakes his head “no” as he talks about all the great things he will do for a girlfriend. Perhaps he subconsciously know he won’t do all those things?

    • @MrLeFluffy1
      @MrLeFluffy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That's actually legitimately a thing in the psychology of behavior. He's shaking his head no because he doesn't agree with what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣

    • @paulyshore1942
      @paulyshore1942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My guess is- it’s true he won’t let anyone talk to her. He’s just possessive and will literally yell about any perceived slight.

    • @savion29
      @savion29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think he’s supposed to look more passionate shaking his head

    • @dominikweber4305
      @dominikweber4305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably he does it because he thinks it'll look like he really feels what he's saying

  • @KSGTeek
    @KSGTeek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The “hmphs” and “sighs” bro. I have no idea how i made it through the entire video with my sanity intact.

  • @chriskane482
    @chriskane482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1529

    Dude, Edward Cullen literally snuck into Bella's room to watch her sleep and everyone fawned over him. People are crazy.

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My friend is obsessed with him

    • @tkraid2575
      @tkraid2575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Reminds me of that Supernatural episode where Dean said Edward was a creepy pervert because of that lmao

    • @alissaoldham7128
      @alissaoldham7128 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @edrocks2380
      @edrocks2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn your friend kinda weird

    • @spam1028
      @spam1028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's that

  • @leomationsv5733
    @leomationsv5733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    Sorry but he'll never be as dedicated of a boyfriend as Sephiroth, my man has been in 3 different universes just to remind Cloud that he's alive

    • @friccmanchapel9191
      @friccmanchapel9191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is sephiroth the boyfriend

    • @kimashitawa8113
      @kimashitawa8113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@friccmanchapel9191 "Embrace me Cloud" Sephiroth fruity as hell dude

    • @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna
      @PrajnaIsPrajna-exceptPrajna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ll be honest I completely forgot Sephiroth exists and assume you meant Seph-sama the most Chad TH-camr

    • @Dragorosso95
      @Dragorosso95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t forget about Ergheiz

    • @JustAChinesePleb
      @JustAChinesePleb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kimashitawa8113 That was actually just in english dub.
      He does sound odd in it lol, creepy af ngl
      Would say it's an insult to compare it to fruitiness ☠️

  • @SoniasWay
    @SoniasWay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    If Charlie did those tiktoks where he just showed off his beauty, with his hair blowing in the wind in slow motion, nobody will have a chance

    • @AlcoholicBoredom
      @AlcoholicBoredom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well, let's be real: if Charlie's hair was blowing in the wind it would totally highlight his receding hairline.

    • @sydneystar14
      @sydneystar14 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      thistbh

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Charlie's hair is too greasy to blow in anything less than a category 5 hurricane

    • @sheelamatthew76500
      @sheelamatthew76500 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlcoholicBoredom His hair isn't receded like that, he's got it really good actually

    • @nathanviray6020
      @nathanviray6020 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AlcoholicBoredom too real

  • @Vikashar
    @Vikashar ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "No one's talking to you but me"
    That's not overprotective, that's psychotic

  • @ahuman._.4991
    @ahuman._.4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:06
    I'm dead💀

  • @JustJohnnyx
    @JustJohnnyx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    The flares that look like police lights in his videos are the biggest “hey this is a red flag” warning I’ve ever seen.

  • @AyeeeE888
    @AyeeeE888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The reason he is single is because he knows he'll never be as chad as Charlie.

    • @johnmobile5747
      @johnmobile5747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He doesn’t have a booster box of yugioh cards to lure a girl into his van like Charlie did

    • @mananoublack213
      @mananoublack213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no one will

  • @rellek4053
    @rellek4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I knew a girl who dated a guy like this. No one saw her or heard of her for YEARS until they broke up.
    That’s the worst thing. There are women that are nuts enough to put up with that, at least for awhile.