Damn boombox. Warn me before you speak to my soul. Sorry captain, I think I'm going with the Ork here. Oh, oop. Boss is dead. Changing sides, anyone else, no? Your grave brothers. Seriously, you hear this guy? Now he's spitting bars. You're stupid, boombox is legend, screw you guys.
Okay, for starters. You being smirky-sneaky into the opening card and music was enough to send me so I'm already biased. Secondly, screw canon. Even the writers hate their own Canon for being incomprehensible. The dude who came up with the demonaculabra probably wants to shoot himself everytime we mention it. Hahahaha. You guys realize the Ultramarines are America and the 1st Legion, Lyonell, all that? Brittan. I mean, Jesus Christ. The Emperor is Jesus Christ. The hell more you want from a parody!?
Boombox is the one Ork you should fear. Usually , you hear an Ork coming. He shows up after killing everyone, and shushes your screaming with "No one will belive you "
That was some top notch fanfic, real Vox in the Void levels of awesomeness, and the fact it tied back some of your custom Space Marine lore was just *chef's kiss*.
I’ve named all of my Orks, all 8.5K points worth of them, but only a 1/4 of them have stories. Some are longer than others but here’s a few of mine: Boss Babah: The Boss Nob of “Da Babahshop Boyz,” Babah is an aspiring Ork Barber but the problem is Orks don’t grow hair. Babah instead uses his terrifying scissor klaw to scalp any enemies he comes across with hair, as he’d say “Cuz we wears it betta!” Woz: Woz is a bog-standard Ork boy (one of Da Babahshop Boyz) with a slugger and choppa, the only thing of note about him is the severed human head tied to his back. But why does he have it? Is it some gruesome trophy or a means to intimidate or taunt humans? No no.. I’ll let Woz explain why: “Da Boss is always tellin’ us ‘Da only good humie is a dead humie!’ So dats why I got me a good humie to watch my back!” Boss Gangaloot: The Original Warlord of my Ork Army, Gangaloot got his start (and his name) when he sprung out of the ground shouted “GANGS GET LOOT!” The other Orks knew better than to make fun of his silly name, they’ve seen him rip spikey beakies in half with his bare hands, but the only one who didn’t get the memo was the current Warboss. During a feast the old warboss, drunk on fungus beer, openly mocked Gangaloot’s name and in a fury Gangaloot rushed the boss, beat him senseless and ripped his head off! Needless to say the warband erupted into a frenzied cheer and Gangaloot went from Boss Nob to Warboss to eventually Mega Warboss! Thus began the exploits of “Gangaloot’s Gang of Galoots!” I have more but I’ll stop at 3. I have others to talk about like Boss Chopz da Cook, Boss Ironfist & his Squigosaur Baby Bloo, Jak n’ Dakka, King Zog of Krump Mountain, Zap Dakkablasta, Big Mek Lil’ Big Gunz, etc. but I’ll talk about them and the others in replies if anyone is interested. :)
Damn boombox is better than mos Gw writers simply because the space marine loses omg 😱
The Orks: the only faction allowed to have fun in 40K.
The only faction having any fun in 40K
Please, write more. As a 6’2” 230 pound man who has never begged a cat boy in their life, please, write more.
Ah yes, the first of many such occasions
😂
Boombox is probably the only Ork that I’ve heard of that actually scares me that felt so brutal and tormenting. Keep up the good work
Holy fuck boombox is a badass. You have amazing talent and I’d happily read a 40k story like that.
Damn boombox. Warn me before you speak to my soul. Sorry captain, I think I'm going with the Ork here. Oh, oop. Boss is dead. Changing sides, anyone else, no? Your grave brothers. Seriously, you hear this guy? Now he's spitting bars. You're stupid, boombox is legend, screw you guys.
Absolutely loved the writing!
god DAMN, this is really good! I hope you write more:)
Boombox needs a propa model for a story like that.
So Boombox is a Weirdboy?
worse, hes a krork.
Okay, for starters. You being smirky-sneaky into the opening card and music was enough to send me so I'm already biased.
Secondly, screw canon. Even the writers hate their own Canon for being incomprehensible.
The dude who came up with the demonaculabra probably wants to shoot himself everytime we mention it. Hahahaha.
You guys realize the Ultramarines are America and the 1st Legion, Lyonell, all that? Brittan.
I mean, Jesus Christ. The Emperor is Jesus Christ. The hell more you want from a parody!?
France is Alpha Legion. Because that paradox runs thick. Lol
So does Rek Havok have homebrew rules or is that mechanically still just a choppa
You have 2 Boyz named Jumpa.
As is tradition
God, I wish GW would hire people like this to write Ork lore.
Please god make more.
Boombox is the one Ork you should fear. Usually , you hear an Ork coming. He shows up after killing everyone, and shushes your screaming with "No one will belive you "
Wow this is so cool. I love it i want more!!! Is boombox a weirdboy?
I also love the call back to your coustom spacemarines. This is so awsome
That was some top notch fanfic, real Vox in the Void levels of awesomeness, and the fact it tied back some of your custom Space Marine lore was just *chef's kiss*.
So, are your Orks badmoon? A Kustom Kulture? Etc? All awesome regardless.
That last one gave me fuck’n chills. Well done.
That was really awesome! Thank you! :D
Beautiful
i’d buy a full book series of this tbh, and i don’t even read like any books
We need a full Boombox novel
I’ve named all of my Orks, all 8.5K points worth of them, but only a 1/4 of them have stories. Some are longer than others but here’s a few of mine:
Boss Babah: The Boss Nob of “Da Babahshop Boyz,” Babah is an aspiring Ork Barber but the problem is Orks don’t grow hair. Babah instead uses his terrifying scissor klaw to scalp any enemies he comes across with hair, as he’d say “Cuz we wears it betta!”
Woz: Woz is a bog-standard Ork boy (one of Da Babahshop Boyz) with a slugger and choppa, the only thing of note about him is the severed human head tied to his back. But why does he have it? Is it some gruesome trophy or a means to intimidate or taunt humans? No no.. I’ll let Woz explain why: “Da Boss is always tellin’ us ‘Da only good humie is a dead humie!’ So dats why I got me a good humie to watch my back!”
Boss Gangaloot: The Original Warlord of my Ork Army, Gangaloot got his start (and his name) when he sprung out of the ground shouted “GANGS GET LOOT!” The other Orks knew better than to make fun of his silly name, they’ve seen him rip spikey beakies in half with his bare hands, but the only one who didn’t get the memo was the current Warboss. During a feast the old warboss, drunk on fungus beer, openly mocked Gangaloot’s name and in a fury Gangaloot rushed the boss, beat him senseless and ripped his head off! Needless to say the warband erupted into a frenzied cheer and Gangaloot went from Boss Nob to Warboss to eventually Mega Warboss! Thus began the exploits of “Gangaloot’s Gang of Galoots!”
I have more but I’ll stop at 3. I have others to talk about like Boss Chopz da Cook, Boss Ironfist & his Squigosaur Baby Bloo, Jak n’ Dakka, King Zog of Krump Mountain, Zap Dakkablasta, Big Mek Lil’ Big Gunz, etc. but I’ll talk about them and the others in replies if anyone is interested. :)
Are you related to Willem Dafoe ???
Where did you get sneaker's bandanna?
It's a head from the Stormboyz kit! 🙌
That was some insanely good writing. I'm itching for more.
i like boombox
Why is the ork non binary 💀
As oppsed to?
Because I actually read the books
@@artofthecatt my bad just wonderin
I didn't think it was possible to have lore more cringe than GW, till i saw this video.
So one badass ork is more cringe than demon vore?
Boohoo
@@Bonavire XD cry more for me
@@dagger7782 It a tough choice, but the creator in this case is extra cringe and that pushes it over.
@@chuckchalmers4960 all your comments only have one like, so I can only assume you're liking your own comments cuz no one agrees with you