The pods without the guests are my favorites. Anything to have more of you two hussies is worth it. Also, is Pumps related to Benjamin Button? She's looking younger by the day. Your days are numbered Jess.
I was thinking the opposite the other day. Because she’s lost so much weight her face has gotten thinner and it made her look older. That’s the problem with these weight loss drugs. You get “Ozempic face” .. and pumps had a really pretty face.
As a gay man with a blonde mullet and a truck. My best interaction with the masses was when a guy pulled up next to me in his truck and yelled out “Fuck Carol Baskins!” Im still not sure if I should be insulted or gracious about this interaction.
You beat me to it! Like so many words we shorten, breakfast has always been brekky in Australia, it’s not a new thing. Menty B and ressies is pure bullshit though.
I thought it was British and was going to say, "Stop it. You are not British! " But now I have to say, "Stop it! You are not Australian! Unless you are. " 😂😂❤
What is so funny about when Angie claps is that the show’s audio equipment is so good, it always sounds the same, even when she does not like the clap LOL
It's refreshing to witness Jennifer, queen of control, lose it with a laughing jag. Not to lessen Pumps's frequent fits of laughter. They're a balm in these troubled times.
UK here. Breakfast has been brekkie here for generations. Eons. From even BC or dinosaurs which ever you believe. Love you fabulous ladies, love from Liverpool.
You guys NEED to collaborate with Toni and Ryan from the Toni and Ryan podcast. Seeing Toni and Ryan play "I've Had It" and Jennifer and Pumps play "Normal or Nah" would rocket launch me straight into nirvana.
I’m diein’ over here! Seriously can’t remember laughing this hard, maybe ever! Thank you so much! Im pretty sure I was on my way to having a menty b but watching you two healed me.
hi ladies from "UK" i love your show your sardonic tone and your world view, i hope the American people appreciate candor and demioer please teach the rest of the ill educated country whats is like to be a upstanding citizen its dosent matter who goes to church or not we all should embrace empathy and sympathy in the long run we all have a fruitful vision of life in this world.
I am just going to watch your podcast any day that I am having a bad day. Which is everyday 😂 thank you so much for being your true selves, it allows me to feel good about my own pettiness
Just when I thought I couldn’t love y’all even more, I found out my sister hates this podcast. Her loss is our gain! Keep the Karen’s off the internet and in the reprogramming Walmart program.
In seriousness: The woman who posted "mother of two" can volunteer at a hospital to be a newborn snuggler - They hold preemie babies who will benefit from skin contact to help them thrive. In non-seriousness: She may not pass the mental health portion of clearance to do so... 😂
I've had it with "comfy" and even worse "uncomfy". Especially if they say it 3 or 4 times in a row. If a person's behaviour makes you uncomfortable, say that like a grown up!
From now on when a couple tells me they’re “trying” imma ask if they’ve worked out child support and visitation for when the divorce comes. Hahaha love y’all lol
My friend and I would occasionally end up laughing uncontrollably for a few when we were younger, not as much now but occasionally. Her mom used to call it our 'funny five minutes'.
When you fill out a “leave it at my house” form, that’s with the company you’re purchasing from. The shipping company has no obligation to you, me or anyone based on that form. Contact delivery services and ask if THEY have a form you can fill out for THEM.
"Brekkie" has always been used in the UK where I live. A bit like "sarnie" (sandwich). I do love semi-ironic British phrases from Hun culture like "platty jubes" (platinum jubilee), "panny d" (pandemic), "cocky t" (cocktail) and "cozzie liv" (cost of living)
I’m not sure it’s just because I’m stoned for the first time in a while but my gut is still hurting from laughing so hard at Jennifer reading the message about the cat on the girl’s labia lmfaooo 😂😂😂 I’m in painnn
I was literally taking a sip from my coffee when the line “pussy on pussy” was uttered and immediately spit it out laughing! Thank you for starting my day off right!
I’m a new sub and think you guys are hilarious and so relatable to me! Can I tell you what I’ve had it with? I’ve had it with people calling vegetables “veg”. I don’t even want to tell you what it makes me think it’s a reference to 🤦♀️… My sister is a yoga instructor who has turned vegan. Do I need to explain any further? Any questions?!
oi! aussie here. brekky is essential for us.. idk about you seppos 🤣 tbf we usually add 'o' as a suffix - it's weird we don't call it 'breako' honestly.
@@katc2040 it's aussie slang for yank: (septic tank). i mean no offense 🙏
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I can almost guarantee that “breaky” is a result of the Australian kids cartoon, Bluey. Bluey is teaching us Aussie slang like Peppa Pig did for British slang.
I am a USPS mail clerk. Even as an employee, I don't understand this phenomenon either. Like Amazon packages we deliver say "Carrier leave if no response" in bold font on the front of it. I tell the carriers that bring that shit back that they're idiots. I also printed out basic instructions in a small booklet form that is color coded and explains in detail how to deliver a package from the truck to the door. 😂😅 I also catch the brand new carriers that come in for their shadow day and explain what they need to actually do with the mail 🤦 The trainers literally come find me to tell them exactly what they need to do in the office and with undeliverable mail... 😅😅😅
So random, The mrs. Kravitz reference my great-aunt used to make - I finally get it. I have been out of the loop 40 years and I’m pretty sure I watched a lot of bewitched COOL
I totally agree on hating the cutesie words for everything! Sunglasses are "sunnies", winter coats are "puffers". I work in a daycare and the parents are worse than the kids with this stuff.
I'm a remote worker with a 6 month old huskimo and she tells me when she has to go potty. I take her out whenever. I can't imagine someone being like what are you doing walking your dog? We go out like every 1.5 hours.
These women could sit and read the dictionary on their pod and i’d still listen with the same vigor and enthusiasm as every other episode.
ABSOLUTELY
i love a c*nty version of the dictionary ❤
They get me with like half their grievances and I still wanna be their best friend 😂❤
They could read the phone book and we’d be captivated.
The idea of a whole episode of a DRAMATIC reading of the dictionary is great😂😂😂
When Jen has a giggle fit, we ALL have giggle fits 😂😂😂
Lmaooo the "Pumps is just SOO much older than me/Jennifer" running gag is so funny to me.
Jennifer’s edible kicked in at the end of this episode
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing 😂
laughing my ass off as my edible is hitting while reading this comment and watching jennifer’s starting to slow down all at the same time 😂😭
I’m afraid of edibles. I’ve heard they get you way more fucked up than smoking weed. So unpredictable and it could last for hours.@@delabowl4881
I just ugly laughed on the toilet so loud my son asked if i was okay😂
Not Jen having a full blown giggle mentyb right at the end 😂
My ribs and cheeks are soar from laughing along with this episode. The last 60 seconds is the best podcast ending ever!
Can I just say that I appreciate that you guys get right into it when the pod starts!
Agree. I feel like this goes unappreciated, no 15 minute cuck service recap at the beginning of every episode
Yes! I’ve had it with pointless podcast intros!
On a serious note, I had the roughest week ever and this episode gave me my first laugh all week. Love you Jennifer and Diana ❤️
The pods without the guests are my favorites. Anything to have more of you two hussies is worth it. Also, is Pumps related to Benjamin Button? She's looking younger by the day. Your days are numbered Jess.
I totally agree!
I was thinking the opposite the other day. Because she’s lost so much weight her face has gotten thinner and it made her look older. That’s the problem with these weight loss drugs. You get “Ozempic face” .. and pumps had a really pretty face.
As a gay man with a blonde mullet and a truck. My best interaction with the masses was when a guy pulled up next to me in his truck and yelled out “Fuck Carol Baskins!”
Im still not sure if I should be insulted or gracious about this interaction.
😂
Jenny’s laugh attack has been the high point of my day. I was bussing up right with her.
Omg same, I'm reading the comments with tears in my eyes and my cats are GLARING 😂😂
Who needs coffee when Pumps’s cackle is a perfect replacement 😂
How can that woman be upset that someone else has too much time to walk their dog whenever when she’s also sitting around enough to notice lol
Please never stop reading these neighborhood posts!!! 😂😂😂
OHHHHH (in pumps voice, when she's appalled) this episode was NEEDED!! 😂😂
Best laugh of 2024 so far ! Keep it up
What a great way to start the morning, thank you ladies
Jenny at the end of the episode is literally me.
Brekky is Aussie for breakfast. on behalf of all Australians, I’m sorry.
You beat me to it! Like so many words we shorten, breakfast has always been brekky in Australia, it’s not a new thing. Menty B and ressies is pure bullshit though.
not sorry!
wait till they find out about our sunnies 😎
I thought it was British and was going to say, "Stop it. You are not British! " But now I have to say, "Stop it! You are not Australian! Unless you are. " 😂😂❤
😂😂😂
i look forward to y’all every week, thank you for being the best podcasters
sincerely, listener
Those cackles are my favorite thing ever!
What is so funny about when Angie claps is that the show’s audio equipment is so good, it always sounds the same, even when she does not like the clap LOL
It's refreshing to witness Jennifer, queen of control, lose it with a laughing jag. Not to lessen Pumps's frequent fits of laughter. They're a balm in these troubled times.
ill be honest this is the first time ive heard someone call breakfast "brekky" and my eye twitched 😭 im having a physiological reaction to the madness
I'm laughing my ass off. Smoking cat!
When Jen starting having a giggle fest at the end, I could not stop laugh crying 😂
We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, they have gone global.
I haven’t laughed like this in so long. I love this.
I came from Spotify just to witness Jennifers’ giggles, gives me so much life
The neighborbood apps is my FAVORITE! We need more.
It is a rainy cold day in the uk and this made me laugh and brightened the day 100%
This may be my favorite episode yet! ❤❤❤
Somebody's shipment from Mood gummies kicked in at the wrong time.
UK here. Breakfast has been brekkie here for generations. Eons. From even BC or dinosaurs which ever you believe. Love you fabulous ladies, love from Liverpool.
You guys NEED to collaborate with Toni and Ryan from the Toni and Ryan podcast. Seeing Toni and Ryan play "I've Had It" and Jennifer and Pumps play "Normal or Nah" would rocket launch me straight into nirvana.
I am cracking up at work about the smoking cat!😂😂😂
I’m diein’ over here! Seriously can’t remember laughing this hard, maybe ever! Thank you so much! Im pretty sure I was on my way to having a menty b but watching you two healed me.
Love this podcast!!!! When I go and watch the show the first thing I say is ,”Let me see what these h*** sick of now!” Hehe and I LOVE IT!!!
hi ladies from "UK" i love your show your sardonic tone and your world view, i hope the American people appreciate candor and demioer please teach the rest of the ill educated country whats is like to be a upstanding citizen its dosent matter who goes to church or not we all should embrace empathy and sympathy in the long run we all have a fruitful vision of life in this world.
I am just going to watch your podcast any day that I am having a bad day. Which is everyday 😂 thank you so much for being your true selves, it allows me to feel good about my own pettiness
You two are freaking nuts! Love your show! 😂😂😂
Wait, you three are freaking nuts!!
Just when I thought I couldn’t love y’all even more, I found out my sister hates this podcast. Her loss is our gain! Keep the Karen’s off the internet and in the reprogramming Walmart program.
The end of this was great 😂
Ok Jen having a giggle attack just made my fuckin week lol so cute
Who else already listened to the episode but came here to watch the giggle fit at the end?
I love getting the giggles like that! It is not very often it happens so embrace it!
10:55, maybe when the couple make their relationship official,you can ask when they are getting an aborty.
How wonderful that you are taking time for self care!! Enjoy the summer!
God I love when I laugh that hard 😂😂😂😂
‘A rando that came in with a cat.’ 🤣 Im so curious as to where she had such a tiny sweater, & how she maneuvered the mouse into the tiny sweater.
I'm guessing doll sweater, and the child probably had no care for the mouses comfort 😂
In seriousness: The woman who posted "mother of two" can volunteer at a hospital to be a newborn snuggler - They hold preemie babies who will benefit from skin contact to help them thrive.
In non-seriousness: She may not pass the mental health portion of clearance to do so... 😂
I bet Josh is thrilled to know that that story is now public 🤣🤣
This episode just got better and better 😭,oh man
pumps nailed the closing
I've had it with "comfy" and even worse "uncomfy". Especially if they say it 3 or 4 times in a row. If a person's behaviour makes you uncomfortable, say that like a grown up!
“Uncomfy” makes me sick.
as an aussie you can’t tell me to not call it brekkie, it’s part of my culture! 🤣
I wish this "culture" would have stayed in Australia
@@zangetsu284 remember when i asked? neither.
@@atraxrobustus4452I think they’re joking mate 😅
Waves from the UK. Me too.
@@zangetsu284plenty of other things of "culture" from other countries Australia is done with too you know
From now on when a couple tells me they’re “trying” imma ask if they’ve worked out child support and visitation for when the divorce comes. Hahaha love y’all lol
Lmfao you got me with the BREAKY 😂🎉 I say it to my cat every single day like awww princess wants her BREAKY 😂😂😂
JENNIFER !!! ❤
I live in a trailer park out in the country and they always leave people's packages at the office porch
Totally love these two.
Jen’s broken LMAO 💀
If this podcast ever ends I'll have a menty b!
I see what u did there🤣🤣🤣
Was that a “menty b” at the end there? I think it was!
My friend and I would occasionally end up laughing uncontrollably for a few when we were younger, not as much now but occasionally. Her mom used to call it our 'funny five minutes'.
When you fill out a “leave it at my house” form, that’s with the company you’re purchasing from. The shipping company has no obligation to you, me or anyone based on that form. Contact delivery services and ask if THEY have a form you can fill out for THEM.
Maybe the trail pooper….. was constipated and a doctor recommended she take a jog. And it clearly works! Hahaha
😂😂😂
"Brekkie" has always been used in the UK where I live. A bit like "sarnie" (sandwich). I do love semi-ironic British phrases from Hun culture like "platty jubes" (platinum jubilee), "panny d" (pandemic), "cocky t" (cocktail) and "cozzie liv" (cost of living)
Love you girls! Are you twins? I laughed so hard at your plumber story!
This episode should have been titled “pumps laughing” 🩷😊
38:28 well no more drinks while listening. I spit my tea
I’m not sure it’s just because I’m stoned for the first time in a while but my gut is still hurting from laughing so hard at Jennifer reading the message about the cat on the girl’s labia lmfaooo 😂😂😂 I’m in painnn
On the “breaky” note… I also hate “breakfast of champions”.. STFU lmao
Omg- LOVE you and this channel! Couldn’t stop laughing😆
Lanai! I love you two. You're a welcome respite from the fu@kery we deal with on a daily basis. Happy New Year to you both!
Back in my day we would put a Menty B in our mouth and drink a bottle of Coke.
Another 10/10 episode 😭😭😭 I love it
Brekky is a common term in Australia 🇦🇺 😂 We shorten everything. 😅
Miss Jessica just made my day
Jennifer getting hit with a case of ijbolitis at the end there
I was literally taking a sip from my coffee when the line “pussy on pussy” was uttered and immediately spit it out laughing! Thank you for starting my day off right!
I’m a new sub and think you guys are hilarious and so relatable to me! Can I tell you what I’ve had it with? I’ve had it with people calling vegetables “veg”. I don’t even want to tell you what it makes me think it’s a reference to 🤦♀️… My sister is a yoga instructor who has turned vegan. Do I need to explain any further? Any questions?!
I've been vegan for the past 13 years and I also hate that lol
@@arisily I’m glad I’m not alone
I like have a 🍷 and binge this content. I could totally hang with these two and probably most here in the comments 😂♥️💪🏼
oi! aussie here. brekky is essential for us.. idk about you seppos 🤣 tbf we usually add 'o' as a suffix - it's weird we don't call it 'breako' honestly.
What's a seppo?
@@katc2040 it's aussie slang for yank: (septic tank). i mean no offense 🙏
I can almost guarantee that “breaky” is a result of the Australian kids cartoon, Bluey. Bluey is teaching us Aussie slang like Peppa Pig did for British slang.
I am a USPS mail clerk. Even as an employee, I don't understand this phenomenon either. Like Amazon packages we deliver say "Carrier leave if no response" in bold font on the front of it. I tell the carriers that bring that shit back that they're idiots. I also printed out basic instructions in a small booklet form that is color coded and explains in detail how to deliver a package from the truck to the door. 😂😅
I also catch the brand new carriers that come in for their shadow day and explain what they need to actually do with the mail 🤦 The trainers literally come find me to tell them exactly what they need to do in the office and with undeliverable mail...
😅😅😅
10/10 episode my friends 🎉
Pump's hair looks especially good today.
So random, The mrs. Kravitz reference my great-aunt used to make - I finally get it. I have been out of the loop 40 years and I’m pretty sure I watched a lot of bewitched
COOL
A rando mouse! Lol 😂
The email written by the viewer, from Anna was hilarious.
"Hubby" and particularly "The Hubs." Ugh.
Another Great Show😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
I totally agree on hating the cutesie words for everything! Sunglasses are "sunnies", winter coats are "puffers". I work in a daycare and the parents are worse than the kids with this stuff.
Don’t forget to pack your sammie for lunch.
I'm a remote worker with a 6 month old huskimo and she tells me when she has to go potty. I take her out whenever. I can't imagine someone being like what are you doing walking your dog? We go out like every 1.5 hours.
Brekky is a slang term from the uk ages ago, when your mum is trying to get you to eat salted porridge before school or something 😂
I would’ve guessed anything other than a labia on that one post omfg 😭😭
This is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
People were calling the cost of living crisis in the UK "Cozzy livs."
Thank god I live in a condo so I don’t have to engage to be nice with my neighbors 😂😂😂
I’ve had it with: parents not saying they’re “proud” of their kids more often.