Diogenes would actually heckle Plato during lectures, and he demanded an medal for taking a shit in public at the Olympic games. As he was dying, he requested his corpse be eaten by wild dogs.
Alexander: And what can I do for you, great philosopher? Diogenes: Move over, you're blocking my sun Alexander: If I weren't Alexander, I'd be Diogenes
Obsessed with the fact they gave Diogenes a Liverpudlian accent
Diogenes would actually heckle Plato during lectures, and he demanded an medal for taking a shit in public at the Olympic games. As he was dying, he requested his corpse be eaten by wild dogs.
I think I just found my favourite person in history lmaooo I hope he got that medal!!
@@bethaniie_ When Aristotle defined humans as hairless, featherless bipeds, Diogenes brought in a plucked chicken and cried out "BEHOLD A MAN"
Alexander: And what can I do for you, great philosopher?
Diogenes: Move over, you're blocking my sun
Alexander: If I weren't Alexander, I'd be Diogenes
@@Tareltonlives Haha I love Diogenes just roasting the shit out of the other philosophers
2:05 "Looks like a bad day to give up clothes"
LOL
Especially, if you spill scalding soup over yourself.
I love these sketches about the Greek thinkers.
Same
0:51 Whoa! What is Ben checking out?
He is checking out the barrel for what it is!! Does that help?
Diogenes, living in a barrel...
He didn't believe in possession
@Connors Music a passerby pointed out that a child was using her hands to drink so he said that the bowl was a needless possession
@Connors Music believe what you want, I'm just saying what I heard
@Connors Music LOL yeah
I just like that he dabbed on that totalitarian Plato.
Diogenes was awesome.
But was he a smug weirdo?
Absolutely @@loucar10
Diogenes is apparently from Liverpool
Hey, what would happen if you went back in time and asked greek phylosophers about modern day phylosophy? Say, Descartes, I. Kant...
*Hummus? Hummus?* 😂😂😂😂
1:08
At least he offered something.
2:07 oh hell yeah do the stanky leg do the stanky leg😂
Why does he sound like Ringo Star 😂😂😂😂😂😂
wahahahahahahaha .. number 2!!!
XD .. LOL
They even got the narrator from the real come dine with me (I don’t know his name)
Dave Lamb
lmaoo
What have the Greeks ever done for us.? Said in a John Cleese Life Of Brian voice..
Every time I see this, I'm always like "The fuck in is 'oo ee'"
This is the apex of civilisation!
1:19 He couldn't do that now, he'd be arrested for flouting the lockdown.
Diogenes should have served chicken
Diogenes presenting the main course like, "Behold! A man! Cannibalism, apparently, tonight boys"
A squared = b Squared= c Squared = dinner cool
Lol!
Philoxenus was like Jesus then.
0:13 How come every thing tastes better with sugar and butter ?
Is this why Greek food is served lukewarm nowadays?
In your opinion, who would've won overall?
Diogenes obviously?
@@Gentleman...Driver But not believing in possessions, what would he do with the prize money?
@@carlbirtles4518 Urinate on it?
@@Gentleman...Driver LMAOSJSJJSJJNCS
The Greeks never used zero
It was the Mayans
The indians were the first ones to invent zero.