The 10 WORST Places in SCOTLAND!!! (Part 1)

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  • @BatchyGaming
    @BatchyGaming  7 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    This is a public service announcement for everyone who is lacking either a funny bone or common sense.
    This video is not a factual, serious or accurate list. Its a joke. Know like haha.. funny.. haha....

    • @flynch6762
      @flynch6762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Your not funny though...

    • @reyinfinity
      @reyinfinity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Batchy i live in falkirk too and i have to agree 😅

    • @huskey8859
      @huskey8859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its sarcasm pal

    • @nortonchow3286
      @nortonchow3286 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      As long as it’s a Scottish bloke insulting Scotland then it’s fair game haha

    • @cathhall3922
      @cathhall3922 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Batchy No I think he's serious! Its true ,damn true lol

  • @leonardgibney2997
    @leonardgibney2997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I was raised in Govan Glasgow and the Germans refused to bomb it in WW2 because they thought we'd suffered enough.

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Aw, here in Somalia we pay 10 a month to sponsor a Glasgweigan for a better life

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @lyndsaycrawford
      @lyndsaycrawford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@quantumblurrr and Ethiopia are having a liveaid concert to raise money for us poor fuckers in Paisley

    • @mrmegahousefly
      @mrmegahousefly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Luftwaffe bombed Hackney. It caused millions of pounds of improvements.

    • @christopherjolly3556
      @christopherjolly3556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@quantumblurrr i hope you get a monthly letter an a wee picture in the post .

  • @WaffleOwen
    @WaffleOwen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    10 Cumbernauld
    9 Cumbernauld west
    8 Cumbernauld east
    7 Cumbernauld south
    6 Cumbernauld North

    • @natashairvine9241
      @natashairvine9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cummernaud*

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Falkirk.

    • @ethansleigh9154
      @ethansleigh9154 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Myself Gaming77 ma boy

    • @billbhein2949
      @billbhein2949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They say Cumbernauld Village is nice, though a hundred thousand people claim to live there...

    • @kenneththompson8933
      @kenneththompson8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A fuckin shithole I think this is the gist of what you are saying!!

  • @gordonjeffrey231076
    @gordonjeffrey231076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I was born in Falkirk, wife born in Paisley and we now live in Scumbernauld. We’re doomed 🤣🤣

    • @JHA854
      @JHA854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My gran lives in Scumbernauld, what a shit place lol

    • @gordonjeffrey231076
      @gordonjeffrey231076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      J best selection of pound shops in Scotland. 🤣

    • @burnleyfan11965
      @burnleyfan11965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      J thats got to be number 1.Burnley isnt brilliant but when i saw that (s)Cumbernauld i thought i lived in some posh English country town

    • @Julie-xf5vd
      @Julie-xf5vd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye we re dooooomed a tell ya !

    • @artykatykat6742
      @artykatykat6742 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im from falkirk too

  • @allansinclair6632
    @allansinclair6632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Seen a junkie once bump all the milk packets from McDonald’s and fell on the way out

    • @NE-oo3ny
      @NE-oo3ny 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Addict not j word

    • @ALLMETAL1970
      @ALLMETAL1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NE-oo3ny if ye don't like the lingo, away back hame tae england.

  • @christophermillar9718
    @christophermillar9718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Am 14 and I was in Paisley and am no joking a 30 something year old woman asked me for 50p

    • @robbie9314
      @robbie9314 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Christopher Millar that’s your worst experience a paisley fuck sake count yersel lucky that’s a day to day experience

    • @mouseusedicepunch9145
      @mouseusedicepunch9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Millar 😂😂😂

    • @stevencross8877
      @stevencross8877 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christopher Millar
      I'm in Cumbernauld and one night a junkie chased a kid for 20p

    • @johnoneil7235
      @johnoneil7235 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Welcome to modern Britain can you spare ten. Bob pal

    • @dorathepug2640
      @dorathepug2640 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christopher Millar IM *

  • @buddygamesdev
    @buddygamesdev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    WAHOOO PAISLEY GOT ON IT... It is bad attention but at least we got noticed.

  • @horrortackleharry
    @horrortackleharry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Educational Note: That 'snail in a bottle' case in Paisley is actually the basis of legal Tort- AKA suing people. So every time you hear a story about someone being awarded $17m for burning their tongue on McDonalds coffee that's 2 degrees too hot, it's the good people of Paisey to blame...

    • @bobcatcomms
      @bobcatcomms 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love shit like this, nice one

    • @michaelbell6710
      @michaelbell6710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok maybe I Was Little negative on your channel😿

    • @marjorybrogan9772
      @marjorybrogan9772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do not point that gun at me Mr..I am from Glasgow...as for your previous comment..faighinna -mach mo siorrachd!

    • @Kieran-de1xr
      @Kieran-de1xr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      marjory brogan same mate No about Saint Aloysius it’s most popular school in Glasgow so say cough cough my school...

    • @marjorybrogan9772
      @marjorybrogan9772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my giddy aunt; how drunk must I have been to make a comment on this site. All I can say is, I am going through a vulnerable time at the moment and I wholeheartedly apologise for that which I have no recollection of saying.

  • @PanzerIV1976
    @PanzerIV1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Personally, I cant comment on the flammability of Coatbridge...” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dorbot
    @dorbot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Friend of mine told me that when he and his mates were out on the piss in Japan and they were stumbling about between pubs in some back alley.
    Some hard looking folk with missing fingers came out of the shadows and started following them.
    So he turns round looks right at them and bellows "FUCK OFF, I'M FAE PAISLEY!" , and the digitally challenged hardmen melted back into the shadows never to be seen again......

  • @LucyLane07
    @LucyLane07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I come from Glasgow. Garrowhill. Now I live in South Africa. Planning on moving back . You guys dont know how good you got it!

    • @HM-bl2bd
      @HM-bl2bd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jacqui McArthur fuck off its shiteeeee here

    • @greatwhitesharky3261
      @greatwhitesharky3261 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where about Jacqui? I have visited SA a number of times and now I am thinking about moving to some where near Durban - probably the shelly beach area.

    • @nogingerfool1
      @nogingerfool1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Shag hard Or shag harder a laughed oot loud ut that , well done.

    • @zin153
      @zin153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bye bye Jacqui, you won't be missed in sunny SA.

    • @yerda860
      @yerda860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I live their two

  • @ricequin
    @ricequin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I left the Falkirk area for the Stirling area. That was unwise, especially since I’m technically in Allo’s sphere of influence and Alloa is far, far worse.

  • @kerrwallace7090
    @kerrwallace7090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Funny how Kilmarnock was apparently the best shopping town considering all the shops are bloody closing

  • @Leo-fluffy
    @Leo-fluffy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This is probably a hard list to argue with
    5.Airdrie
    4.Aberdeen
    3.cumbernald
    2.glasgow
    1.Dundee
    1.Dundee

    • @DogWick
      @DogWick 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan Graham Correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't there a video of a steamin junkie who thought a bridge could withdraw money was in dundee?

    • @itssolyt3765
      @itssolyt3765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ryan Graham defy cumbernauld
      My home town to

    • @duolingoowl9307
      @duolingoowl9307 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with the aberdeen one

    • @strathclydepoliceofficial2947
      @strathclydepoliceofficial2947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swap Airdrie's spot with Cumbernauld i'd say

    • @Leo-fluffy
      @Leo-fluffy 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lewis 3665 i agree

  • @irj
    @irj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The highlands is the best part of Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @tonyhero3998
      @tonyhero3998 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably most places are near Glasgow that are rough or Fife.

    • @gracekek3333
      @gracekek3333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Liverpool fc Hero fife is rough as heck so is glesgey

    • @scottk1987
      @scottk1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aberdeen is also a shitehole but its ma shitehole

    • @rbnmr7167
      @rbnmr7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea highlands on top of the map, and on top of everything other shitehole in Scotland

    • @starlightsky222
      @starlightsky222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Scotland is the best of Scotland
      My other half is a joch & proud
      Scots are legends 100 %
      Always was
      Always will be 🍀

  • @steveelliott77
    @steveelliott77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The Scottish countryside is beautiful but the towns are depressing and the people look sickly and aimless. Tough breed though.

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      people in these comments are the good selection

    • @MrMallorcaboy
      @MrMallorcaboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree 100%

    • @healingandgrowth-infp4677
      @healingandgrowth-infp4677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm pretty sure where you come from isnt much better mate

    • @MarkS-ml9fq
      @MarkS-ml9fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lorraine TheFam Alright, calm down. Don't get all uptight and offended over a harmless comment that was just making an observation

    • @MarkS-ml9fq
      @MarkS-ml9fq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Elliot It just depends on the area. Some towns are really nice, others not so much. I agree with you about looking unwell and dead behind the eyes, but again it depends on the area. The people aren't like that in the more affluent parts, or the nicer parts in general

  • @thunderchild2756
    @thunderchild2756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "It's just 2 horses heads and an over sized, oddly shaped see saw".... I'm actually dying 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

  • @lone_cloud2358
    @lone_cloud2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Here’s some Scottish language for ye
    Cannae: can’t
    Dinnae: don’t
    Aye: yes
    Wee: small
    Shite: shit
    Cheers: thanks

  • @rhysanderson6783
    @rhysanderson6783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Top 5
    1-Glenrothes
    2-Kirkcaldy
    3-Cowdenbeath
    4-Kelty
    5-Bllingary

    • @dezah8360
      @dezah8360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RhysPlays replace number 1 with Cumbernauld

    • @danpaxton9012
      @danpaxton9012 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TinyL LoECsta big jock knew

    • @brazy_9987
      @brazy_9987 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my main part of living I live in Dunfermline that’s bad there

    • @lkbernard4207
      @lkbernard4207 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye gtoon number 1 shitehole

    • @joeninety4740
      @joeninety4740 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glenrothes won the pile of shit reward but I still love it.

  • @brianfuller7691
    @brianfuller7691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My mum was born in Paisley and spent most of her teen years denying it. In her adult years, she'd say"It was better once".

  • @iaincallaghan8372
    @iaincallaghan8372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The bit with the lassie in the glass bin, brilliant.

    • @James-di6se
      @James-di6se 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iain Callaghan fuck mate yid find that on a daily basis in craignuek

    • @valandrew8086
      @valandrew8086 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iain Callaghan j

    • @mr.anonymous6033
      @mr.anonymous6033 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fifa Wis Airdrie or Motherwell?

    • @catrionamcgowan2281
      @catrionamcgowan2281 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha class or is that glass 🤣

    • @janapaslay4008
      @janapaslay4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s called dumpster diving 😂Fort Worth Texas 🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @mornaburdon3721
    @mornaburdon3721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Most of them would be in the Glasgow hinterland. I *wouldn't* put Falkirk on there, since it does have something going for it, like Callendar Park & the Antonine Wall. Falkirk's main problem is Northern Irish sectarianism of both varieties. Stirling has ALWAYS been a city, and it's not one the worst places in Scotland - I've even gone on holiday there.

    • @dazaitken1990
      @dazaitken1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually Stirling only became a city in 2001

    • @neelamcadam1813
      @neelamcadam1813 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stirling used to be the capital of Scotland. Also,
      Stirling. Is. Fucking. Shit. To. Hell. Far far FAR too many drunkies

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      well i lived their and its shit

  • @whitefoamsea8070
    @whitefoamsea8070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In Paisley there's a barbers called Get Your Dome Done,round the corner from it is a cafe called Get Stuffed . only a matter of time before Paisley has a travel agents called Get to F**k!

    • @Ronno4691
      @Ronno4691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shettleston has a sunbed parlour with the legend in its window stating: Tanning Your Arse Since 2007.

    • @glenssbu5828
      @glenssbu5828 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      GET UR DOME DONE IS THE SHIT

  • @RobbieDBobbet
    @RobbieDBobbet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    You know everyone from the places you just mentioned have watched this and all gone " yeeeeeeeesssss, we were fu%£in mentioned"!

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lololololol

    • @jackstewart2258
      @jackstewart2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i actually did that because the only good thing about stirling is that its shit enough to get mentioned in lists like this

    • @patter6328
      @patter6328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackstewart2258 same here with coatbridge aha

  • @davidrichardson8299
    @davidrichardson8299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Yass Kilmarnock we made it yasssssss but a dunno why you say it's bad we've got an Asda mate

    • @LabrantFamily
      @LabrantFamily 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Richardson is Kilmarnock the one with the Burger King that has a play area because that was my childhood driving up there and playing in there while waiting for your food aha

    • @davidrichardson8299
      @davidrichardson8299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I am Confusion aye and you'll often see adults getting kicked out it because it's 4 and below

    • @crnsy05
      @crnsy05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have an Asda, especially an Aldi! Fuck yes!

    • @carolmacgill8443
      @carolmacgill8443 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      David Richardson b*545u

    • @gronk6203
      @gronk6203 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Onthank, hoose of junkies®

  • @isobelmayes5274
    @isobelmayes5274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wow.I loved this !!! Even although my hometown Falkirk was on the list ..you have such a brilliant dead pan way of delivery I was laughing my way through all of this ..well done ..great stuff !!!😅

  • @Jay_137x
    @Jay_137x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    0:04 wait, Scotland actually won something?

    • @bloodwolf9760
      @bloodwolf9760 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay137x
      Get tae, mate

    • @Jay_137x
      @Jay_137x 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      raymond daly I’m Scottish too ahaha

    • @bopyerch0ps670
      @bopyerch0ps670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Were aw Scottish

    • @colebrady3200
      @colebrady3200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fuck up ya fud

    • @jellybee3317
      @jellybee3317 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg it wasn’t northern britain

  • @yourmumsaguy4419
    @yourmumsaguy4419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5.mount Florida
    4.govan
    3.toryglen
    2.easterhouse
    1.all of they above

  • @karlikirk21
    @karlikirk21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I am English but I love Scotland. Scotland is mostly rural.
    It's right, Scotland is beautiful.

  • @cathrinekatsigianni8823
    @cathrinekatsigianni8823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I am not Scottish but I love Scotland and Scottish people! They are among the best and friendliest people in the world!!

    • @williambutler5091
      @williambutler5091 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... Scottish but you love Scottish. Ya twat.

    • @Lizziesboi
      @Lizziesboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@williambutler5091 fuck up wee willy William.

  • @smoothuncut
    @smoothuncut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hello from Aspen Colorado! That was very Informative, lol I might take a trip there soon! Thanks!

  • @pushbikeman
    @pushbikeman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    You had me hooked in seconds, fabulous video given it's only a guy talking to a PC, but the delivery is fantastic, really funny yet so profound! - Brilliant!

  • @BlackDropEffect
    @BlackDropEffect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Falkirk’s best feature is the McDonalds in the high street”, ahhh the good ol’ days, falkirks golden years

    • @patrickdoig1230
      @patrickdoig1230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mcds was good till they shut it down and everywhere is closing its just a shit hole now

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's defo became an absolute sh*thole

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@patrickdoig1230 Falkirk has been a sh*te hole, even as far back as the 80s

  • @RoughRider757
    @RoughRider757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The Scottish are without question the best looking and sexist country in the UK. Love from America.

  • @raqmoodmcvtec182
    @raqmoodmcvtec182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I live in Glasgow It's just full of junkies and neds but am a ned so I canny say much lol

    • @Crutchiehatescharlie
      @Crutchiehatescharlie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      daryl gallacher that's nothing to be proud of.

    • @garrygemmell5676
      @garrygemmell5676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lol
      I dunno NEDS get a bad rep - i come from a posh gaff but i used to go to Rezerection, Fubar , Metro , Hanger13 with the neds and had many a good drug addled night! Most of my best pals were neds!

    • @malbig2344
      @malbig2344 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thats why ye write "lol" ye wee ballbag.

    • @hrafuzziionzz3532
      @hrafuzziionzz3532 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Townhead boys ya bass

    • @richiejbhoy1888
      @richiejbhoy1888 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Standard wee bawbag that will have 3 kids and a fucking dole wage.

  • @linarez90
    @linarez90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This describes the Isle of Man: The only place I've been to where you can walk into a pub and within 30 seconds a local rushes upto you and states(as if a question) 'You're not from round here are you?'. Then before you can answer the bar manager rushes around the side of the bar, tries to head butt me and throws me out, assisted by the locals. I was only going to ask for directions!

  • @linjoy9627
    @linjoy9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have been trying to escape Aberdeen for many many years I've visited about 40 countries been round the world and still bloody Aberdeen drags me back!!!!

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lin Joy because it's the best place

    • @linjoy9627
      @linjoy9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Martyn Jerker:-....... Have you ever been to ABERDEEN in SCOTLAND???? I don’t mean the one in Seattle or Hong Kong.
      If it is the one in Scotland all I can say is PLEASE book a trip to anywhere in the world ( apart from England) then you’ll know what I mean!! You too will be dragged back here !

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lin Joy I'm from Dyce haha

    • @linjoy9627
      @linjoy9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you should be able to escape before me!! after all your nearer the airport! I have to get there from Cults or try to get a boat and escape via the River Dee out through the harbour- No that wouldn't work - I'd be captured before I got to the Bridge of Dee!! haha

    • @marty5073
      @marty5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lin Joy haha it isn't that bad just a bit dull

  • @RobsRemixes
    @RobsRemixes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    ‘Is it true that glesga’s full of specky bams?’

    • @hollyreid5470
      @hollyreid5470 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      RobTortureWright and in wan of them 😂😂

    • @pmahato967
      @pmahato967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RobTortureWright hi how are you?

  • @danielpatrick3761
    @danielpatrick3761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Pleasantly surprised to see Paisley not trouble the top five. Thought it'd be nailed on. Things must've improved.

  • @a877ths
    @a877ths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Stirling born and raised and there's nothing wrong with it. It might have it's problems like anywhere else, but your accusations about it being full of drugs is total pish pal. By the way, I am 45 years old and I've seen places a lot worse than Stirling

  • @nathandouglas9750
    @nathandouglas9750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Only Scottish folks will pick up the 10/10 sarcasm in this

  • @AttackWithStyle
    @AttackWithStyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy has superb dry humour

  • @kiancadden4242
    @kiancadden4242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    motherwell

    • @thewhisperingwoods5069
      @thewhisperingwoods5069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kian Cadden motherwell isn't so bad. You seen Bellshill :/

    • @lsanameless461
      @lsanameless461 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Whispering Woods I live near bellshill what a shitehole

    • @gorgegraham13
      @gorgegraham13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Forgewood lol

    • @Kyle_Aitken
      @Kyle_Aitken 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bellshill is a fuckin shithole its that shit that trainspotting got filmed in a pub because it wis so shit

    • @lurpakspreadable9751
      @lurpakspreadable9751 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kian Cadden wishaeeeeeee

  • @-Shazman-
    @-Shazman- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Kilmarnock ain’t a shite hole

  • @sandygibson3776
    @sandygibson3776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm actually from coatbrige, I totally agree, used to be thriving at one time with industry but there is nothing now, that's not to say it's not got good people living there.

  • @Prlsmo
    @Prlsmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Bathgate and West Lothian

    • @mrhenke7480
      @mrhenke7480 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bookstack bathgate is in west Lothian

    • @lestergreen2642
      @lestergreen2642 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bookstack Fear and Loathing in West Lothian.

    • @infiniteskillz7916
      @infiniteskillz7916 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spring burn

    • @george-yz5fo
      @george-yz5fo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      A Deplorable Privileged White Male is it fuck ya rocket

    • @marcusennis4693
      @marcusennis4693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bookstack First of all loads of places in West Lothian and some of the places are better than the shite you live in (i live in west Lothian)

  • @ZomBeeNature
    @ZomBeeNature 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Pretty funny. I don't know anything about Scotland except you squeeze music out of an octopus-cat hybrid.

    • @genericwhitemale6089
      @genericwhitemale6089 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the bagpipes are supposed to be extremely loud and hit the ears hard, when the Scottish went to war back in the day, the bagpipes screeching and the snare drums would terrify anyone they were marching towards.

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      its called a bagpipe

    • @spoopytoastxx6241
      @spoopytoastxx6241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe so, but that octo-cat sounds amazing.

    • @ginawiggles918
      @ginawiggles918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, shadup......I LOVE the music octopuses & cats make when they jam! ;-D

    • @notalix6690
      @notalix6690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bag pipes are great 👍

  • @ericb8888
    @ericb8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A little known fact ? Remember the Mos Eisley cantina scene in the original Star Wars movie , where Luke gets picked on , with the mental alien jazz band in the corner ? It was filmed in Govan ... They didn't need to hire extras ...those were the locals ;)

  • @juanitahardy8583
    @juanitahardy8583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    There are some nice areas of Stirling, the Castle and a couple of good pub restaurants.

  • @roanlol6393
    @roanlol6393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You’re no wrong about paisley

  • @wagwancon2006
    @wagwancon2006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m English but my gran was born there when I went there their was a guy asking for a 10£ off my gran and he was picking dokers

    • @sugaredwards6207
      @sugaredwards6207 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wagwan Bros Did she give him the cash?

  • @johnnypunish
    @johnnypunish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this video... hilarious! "a mugger trying to mug another mugger"! Absolutely hilarious

  • @laurietijerina1411
    @laurietijerina1411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I wouldn't say anything negative about Scotland, I love Scotland!❤🌹

    • @lexxcaig
      @lexxcaig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Laurie Tijerina head to Glasgow at 2:30 am then you’ll have something tae say 😂😂

    • @yourmumsaguy4419
      @yourmumsaguy4419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laurie Tijerina 🤣 nice wan

    • @cara.777
      @cara.777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you obviously haven’t been in the nooks n crannies fuck sake

    • @M1rr1n
      @M1rr1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! Why would the hate? People may live in bins and that's not your problem

    • @wcknight3654
      @wcknight3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about junkies

  • @Optimist788
    @Optimist788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m visiting for the first time this summer. Thanks for the laughs 🤣

  • @darktea3744
    @darktea3744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    #1 the entire lowlands because no one lives in the highlands

  • @alexcore697
    @alexcore697 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stirling what ye talkin bout?? Stirling is best town in Scotland,,Raploch is a bit mental rest is well worth a visit or if want a walk on the mad side go to a party Raploch,,,Great people great town

  • @jackrussell3755
    @jackrussell3755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Coatbridge is a shout for top surprised it was only 10th

    • @smallfeet4581
      @smallfeet4581 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      just shows you , theres always some worse off than yourself ,

  • @lilymack4028
    @lilymack4028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    LOvED this. You should do "stand up". I laughed all the way through it.

  • @hemlock_dumpling
    @hemlock_dumpling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I grew up in Grangemouth, which was just down the road from Falkirk and I went there very often. Folk do believe Falkirk is just the Kelpies and the Wheel (then again, all we had was the BP) 😆
    Sometimes, I still visit family that way, but the high street has changed a lot over the years, lots of businesses rarely lasting long. But it’s not that different in most Scottish towns these days.

  • @patrickhemphill8842
    @patrickhemphill8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just found your posting Mate,So.. haha haha,we all need a laugh these days and if you have a "dark" sense of humour that is a requirement if you live in a place that's been forgotten by the powers that be.Ive nothing but admiration for someone from these places trying to better themselves so power to you my man.keep up the sarcasm I love it.Now onto part 2 to see if my hometown gets a mention!!.All the best.🤗

  • @bjaminm428
    @bjaminm428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I worked in Falkirk for 4 years doing work for the council. When I seen this video Falkirk instantly sprang to mind. Camelon and grangemouth are also fucking horrid.

    • @cheesecakemcgee3638
      @cheesecakemcgee3638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bjamin M aye grangemouth is a shitehole. the rich bit is full ae cunts that hink theyre cool but still wear tesco clothes and shoes wae straps oan them, and the broke bit is full ae junkies and pedos even tjough half the inhabitants are waens :(

    • @ghostlylover99123
      @ghostlylover99123 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Falkirk is a sh*tehole just fooking glad I amassed enough money to buy a train ticket and got the fook out. Will never go back, the place is dying

  • @wqkernoir679
    @wqkernoir679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well I live in Scotland soo here’s my list..
    5 - Carlisle
    4 - Cumnock
    3 - Glasgow
    2 - Dumfries
    1 - Sanquhar - many reasons lmao

  • @amandahunter4034
    @amandahunter4034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'd say the whole of Lanarkshire - lived and worked there for several years. Never again!

  • @kevinbaird7277
    @kevinbaird7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glasgow, the Sturgeon mentioned in Holyrood today that the fine city of Glasgow is one of the best cities in the world, what are her eyes made of, not lenses and vision that's for sure, I am not running Glasgow down, but get real, Glasgow needs help, like many Scottish cities, Billions are needed in each city but the only problem is the mongo politicians in charge would wast it all on shit, drugs and benefits are the killing Scotland, the SNP do nothing, they should reap the rewards of their labours.

  • @SansXut
    @SansXut 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Johnstone should definitely be in other part 2
    HELLA NEDS

  • @sienna322
    @sienna322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got offended when I saw the title of this video since I live in Scotland. But though now I probably don’t care, lmao.

  • @mollysim04s56
    @mollysim04s56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Killie isn’t that bad. Fun nights and junkies knocked out behind bins is always a fun day

  • @jamespaz4333
    @jamespaz4333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a tourist I will recommend going to the Highlands, it's a magical place. You want best cities then go Edinburgh/St Andrews.

  • @DanPineInc
    @DanPineInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Grangemouth

    • @jay_._.
      @jay_._. 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Ben that just fuckin smells

    • @DogWick
      @DogWick 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Ben The town centre absolutely reeks of joints and is so empty it looks like a ghost town

    • @DanPineInc
      @DanPineInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shawn Of The Flynn I’ve had enough of you’re shit

    • @leea8706
      @leea8706 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uncle Ben that's where I'm from. I can't argue with you at all.

    • @DanPineInc
      @DanPineInc 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lee A hit me up

  • @cameronmclean2736
    @cameronmclean2736 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Wishaw

  • @rhysmcclune4312
    @rhysmcclune4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Kilmarnock isn’t that bad (I can’t type that with a straight face)

  • @JohnBS75
    @JohnBS75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has popped up on my homepage again. Does that mean I’ve watched all of TH-cam?

  • @cuggyboysmith81
    @cuggyboysmith81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Stirling seems like a nice place to me

    • @evebuchanan6373
      @evebuchanan6373 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      IT is best cinema ever

    • @LS6272
      @LS6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You defo live there

  • @wwil1150
    @wwil1150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Really enjoyed this. Loved living in Scotland and as bad as all of these towns may be, the majority of the people where good steam.
    Unfortunately many English speaking people from around the world, will miss the majority of the humour in this due to not understanding the Scottish dialect. Might be an idea to paraphrase main points as text in some of your uploads:)

  • @peacewalking__
    @peacewalking__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Number 1 worst place in Scotland: England.

    • @caidg6945
      @caidg6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      this lads absolutely fuckin daft 😂

  • @AttackWithStyle
    @AttackWithStyle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you found a women in a bottle bank advertised in a holiday magazine , it might attract some rather odd tourists

  • @davidgrindley813
    @davidgrindley813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Coatbridge folk are lucky. They've got the Time capsule as their local swimming pool.

    • @deftonergyal
      @deftonergyal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      time capsule is heavy good

    • @dissonantdreams
      @dissonantdreams 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the Time Capsule still there?!? Used to fucking love that place as a kid 😁

  • @adam1bruce1
    @adam1bruce1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Kilmarnock got off lightly there!

    • @myname719
      @myname719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kilmarnock is fucking disgusting🤣 The bus station is one of a kind, I think that's where the junkies spawn in

    • @tjtaylormcpartland3982
      @tjtaylormcpartland3982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Adam Bruce hello I’m from Kilmarnock it isn’t bad just hundreds of junkies

    • @angrego9224
      @angrego9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally live ten minutes away from where “The Scheme” was filmed. We should’ve been Number 4 at least 😂😂😂

    • @billyclark4346
      @billyclark4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was expecting us to be first

    • @jamiefindlay6170
      @jamiefindlay6170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Killie is a shit whole and everyone who lives here knows it

  • @Moray2023
    @Moray2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Elgin
    Elgin
    Elgin
    Elgin
    Elgin

    • @K41.25
      @K41.25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      findlayD30 :o I found my Elgin buddy

    • @K41.25
      @K41.25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I live in Elgin!!!!

    • @K41.25
      @K41.25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for keep commenting butttt my end name is Findlay and cooper park used to be so good I don't know if you live in Elgin but it's crap now.

    • @Moray2023
      @Moray2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kiera_:3 😂 haha yeah it's gone down hill now. I used to live near Elgin but have moved now

    • @mornaburdon3721
      @mornaburdon3721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah - Keith's worse. As are Peterhead & Fraserburgh. Most of the north east is full of English now.

  • @runawayplane6166
    @runawayplane6166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate being Scottish! Mainly because of the Scottish people that like to slate their own country. You wouldn’t get a Welsh or Irish person doing these types of videos!

  • @ciaranmchale7713
    @ciaranmchale7713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think Muirhouse (area of Edinburgh) had some of the worst crime rates in Europe at one point (about 20 year ago mind you). Been through there recently, and as far as I can tell some folk there are raging at losing their crown, and doing their best to take it back.

    • @Thundxr1
      @Thundxr1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ciaran McHale pure neds and junkies come fae there, I'm fae Leith

  • @oliverjezierski7950
    @oliverjezierski7950 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Is Irn Bru a country?

    • @ayleyyy0422
      @ayleyyy0422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, yes it is

    • @craziesttop1098
      @craziesttop1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf

    • @perolagrande
      @perolagrande 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's 'yer other national drink' according to the advertising slogan.

    • @brycehislop-smith5553
      @brycehislop-smith5553 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No its a fizzy drink

    • @laurensausage9205
      @laurensausage9205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh my god its was the best drink until jamie oliver took half the ingredients oot

  • @MrZOMBIE170
    @MrZOMBIE170 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If All of Inverclyde or greenock is not in part 2 then a part 3 needs to be made

    • @2msvalkyrie529
      @2msvalkyrie529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Greenock / Port Glasgow would need a whole episode just to
      themselves . !!

  • @nichola9164
    @nichola9164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Haha, hey the snail in the ginger bottle is a landmark case. Paved the way for ambulance chasers forevermore.

  • @samgibson3091
    @samgibson3091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I live in Inverness and it's no bad

    • @burnleyfan11965
      @burnleyfan11965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Gibson, its a few years since i went but theyre not friendly if youre an outsider.Walk in town centre pub and it goes silent.

    • @islastewart4681
      @islastewart4681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha yes it is like have ya ever visited the ferry

    • @robertmccallum3387
      @robertmccallum3387 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its shit

  • @PJPlaysGuitar813
    @PJPlaysGuitar813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How can you take this seriously? It's hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Prlsmo
    @Prlsmo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Livingston

  • @jeranemo5504
    @jeranemo5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think this guy is well placed to be a consultant on how we make it all great again..... easy to slag stuff off but really hard to build stuff up and make them great....

  • @verpsa1295
    @verpsa1295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm from paisley shittest place in the world

  • @davidbrach8905
    @davidbrach8905 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm from The region Stirling . The rapploch in Stirling is that hood equivalent in that town . It's pretty rough

    • @lcvebiscoff
      @lcvebiscoff 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seany boy Steele I hate the raploch

    • @RustyBlade
      @RustyBlade 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seany boy Steele am in fallin stirlig

    • @parax2491
      @parax2491 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      'The raptap' aw naw man XD

    • @lara2137
      @lara2137 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I live near Stirling and have been all over it and I couldn't agree more but they have changed it and made it better but it is still it is very rough and full of neds

  • @sandrasneddon4513
    @sandrasneddon4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    #1 Celtic Stadium

  • @CraigMcl001
    @CraigMcl001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why do people feel the need to rip into their hometowns. Am a Falkirk boy and as Gerry cinnamon sung it's no the best place but theirs diamonds in the mud. If you want to see the bad you will but there are some great things also.

  • @davidhayes4814
    @davidhayes4814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty funny really. Impressed by the level of humour.

  • @amy-oi8mj
    @amy-oi8mj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    i went to stirling the other day and i thought it was lovely :(

    • @Dylanharckins
      @Dylanharckins 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is

    • @M1rr1n
      @M1rr1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It Is, I love the beach!!

    • @gremlin-mz8pq
      @gremlin-mz8pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Na its shit

    • @novoo2
      @novoo2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nae seen The Acc Home or streets

    • @gremlin-mz8pq
      @gremlin-mz8pq 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea i live there

  • @jbearmcdougall1646
    @jbearmcdougall1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Have you been to Ballingry in Fife..lol

    • @jbearmcdougall1646
      @jbearmcdougall1646 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aye..

    • @iain9544
      @iain9544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ye been tae kirkcaldy

    • @hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262
      @hamishashcroftplaysminecra6262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or just anywhere in fife haha

    • @sammiebaxter3097
      @sammiebaxter3097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cani beat methadone methil 😜

    • @mornaburdon3721
      @mornaburdon3721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Fife is a hellhole"? Really? East Neuk has some of the most beautiful villages in Scotland. Then there's places like Culross and Scotlandwell. It's not all like Glenrothes, Leven & Kelty. I'd put St Andrews on the good list, but I hate all the English yah-yahs who've colonised the place.

  • @professorpodcast3029
    @professorpodcast3029 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1. Glasgow
    2. Greenock
    3. Cumbernauld
    4. Dundee
    5. Glenrothes
    6. Aberdeen
    7. Coatbridge
    8. Falkirk
    9. Hamilton
    10. Kirkcaldy

  • @ayloak291
    @ayloak291 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    in kilmarnock we also have charity shops in every place you look, we also won the most improved town, so that’s... great?

    • @jeezoh30
      @jeezoh30 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kittiepopz . Pmsl. Yer so right! But seriously, the toon is great.. yer pretty safe as long as you stay clear fae the bus station.. no unless your looking ta score that is. 👍

    • @solidkarnage262
      @solidkarnage262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Am fae killie to

    • @olivia8525
      @olivia8525 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So am I

    • @cammybrown1648
      @cammybrown1648 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mon the killie

  • @user-su9xc2ff4o
    @user-su9xc2ff4o 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    if a see u in paisley yer gettin plugged

    • @shaunhutton2949
      @shaunhutton2949 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Derbo Goreface plug i

    • @markbrown351
      @markbrown351 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye a bet yer on aboot his arse ya wee poof

  • @chrisyhd9673
    @chrisyhd9673 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Paisley defo the worst btw I’m from it😂

    • @hayleypurple815
      @hayleypurple815 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chrisy HD same

    • @MostlyCloudish
      @MostlyCloudish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same man, fuck this, I finna get a fuckin broom that flies out this shitehole.

  • @hollyrosebrolly123
    @hollyrosebrolly123 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These towns are fine.