I Ran Twitter Ads to See Why Advertisers Left

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  • @tachophobicat
    @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +488

    ✨ Thanks so much to the sponsor of this video, the Sludge Warehouse! 🔥
    ⚠Don't forget to use code "Tacho" over at sludgewarehouse.com/ while supplies last!⚠
    And make sure to check out my Twitch, Discord, and Jack&Deemer's channel in the description! They just released a video w/ me over there too!

    • @Kjubb
      @Kjubb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I made an order for $50 and the order got seized... wtf???

    • @zeropoint7051
      @zeropoint7051 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      okay thats dedication

    • @uckfaouyaitchba5572
      @uckfaouyaitchba5572 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      website seized??? they seized the goop. :(

    • @TheMoistifyer
      @TheMoistifyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      sponsor block:

    • @sor8104
      @sor8104 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      algorithm, bless this man

  • @DatMageDoe
    @DatMageDoe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2624

    "I only had 5 engagements on my ad!"
    "Yours made more than one impression?
    "You guys had impressions?"

    • @lunabell-2
      @lunabell-2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      lol this site is COOKED

    • @lycanthewerewolf6801
      @lycanthewerewolf6801 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      "You guys ran ads?"

    • @smort123
      @smort123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Me with the ad blocker:
      "You guys are gettings ads?"

    • @epicgaming11195
      @epicgaming11195 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "you guys got your ads accepted?"

    • @hohohomoneyy
      @hohohomoneyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What are ads?? Is it a new invention?? Twitter update??

  • @Gracericon
    @Gracericon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1865

    charging someone money for a subscription without their direct input sounds really illegal

    • @lonelybookworm
      @lonelybookworm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      it is

    • @ADJLfanatic52
      @ADJLfanatic52 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      @@lonelybookworm Knowing U.S. laws it might be 100% legal.

    • @funkle2645
      @funkle2645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +100

      @@ADJLfanatic52 Well they are Canadian and I'm sure that Canadian laws don't allow that shit.

    • @AlpineTheHusky
      @AlpineTheHusky 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Was it an actual subscription or just one of those scams running rampant using the media coverage that Musk is getting? There have been many scams on random sites that charge using "Twitter" as the recipient.

    • @saltiestsiren
      @saltiestsiren 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      It most certainly is-assuming there wasn't anything in the ads policy about being charged automatically when submitting ads. Perhaps this was the norm, and the other 2 getting it for free was the mistake? I doubt it though lmao

  • @YahiamiceLIVE
    @YahiamiceLIVE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5385

    ONE IMPRESSION???? ONE??????? ONE SINGULAR ONE???????????????????????

    • @sedeuphadude80
      @sedeuphadude80 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

      YAMAHA HOUSE?!?!?

    • @tf2sexupdate
      @tf2sexupdate 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OM GEE YAHIA PISS!!!

    • @zerotalk9894
      @zerotalk9894 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Yahi what if you ran horse plinko ads on Twitter

    • @JayKayTV
      @JayKayTV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      that one impression was a horse

    • @brunnocomdoisn
      @brunnocomdoisn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      >be me
      >clicks youtube video
      >yahiamice walks in

  • @themainc
    @themainc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +682

    This is really interesting because I'm an Amazon best-selling author, and I figured I could sneak in a bargain bit of marketing whilst twitter/X is having these issues attracting other advertisers. I built a pretty inoffensive ad. Basically just the cover for the first book in my flagship series with a short description. But it KEPT getting rejected. They wouldn't tell me why. Their support team was completely unresponsive and even when I asked for a review, it would just get rejected again. I have no idea why or what could possibly be wrong with it. This is my book, I own the IP, the cover isn't AI generated and I'm an established author/brand. There was nothing offensive or risky about the description either. After a few weeks I eventually gave up. What a stupid system where someone running a legitimate business is trying to give you money to advertise inoffensive content and you say no with no explanation as to why. Not even sure if a human ever looked at it, so no idea how these weird advertisers can get their ads running where I can't.

    • @steverogers8163
      @steverogers8163 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      I bet they have a collection of images preflagged as owned IP and block everyone other than their biggest established clients from running those images. So for example if Random House tried to run your ad I bet it would have gone through with no problem. Even though they don't own your IP.
      Though I bet if you tried to buy a 100k ad run it would have gone through too.

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      Was he book "woke"? Like legit question was anything about it diverse, or inclusive or like, good?
      You can get pretty much anything in there as an ad if it ticks the conservative check boxes

    • @themainc
      @themainc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      @@strayiggytv I doubt it. Just my book cover with a short sci-fi description. Didn't come anywhere close to leaning left or right.

    • @jamievenables4711
      @jamievenables4711 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      whats the name of your book?

    • @themainc
      @themainc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamievenables4711 "Beyond Conviction" by C.J. Watson. Amazon is likely the easiest place to look it up but it's available at other retailers if that's your jam.

  • @Trelauter
    @Trelauter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +568

    Twitter forcing money out of your bank to buy the checkmark is probably the most terrifying thing in the universe.

    • @saltiestsiren
      @saltiestsiren 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That's some impressive hyperbole lmfao

    • @fluoriteByte
      @fluoriteByte 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      A meteor coming down on your house is probably scarier, imho

    • @Sceptile29
      @Sceptile29 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@fluoriteByteat least then I'd be dead
      Rather dead than branded

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The price used to be higher but it was done under the table so to speak

  • @owencmyk
    @owencmyk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5475

    So did Twitter basically just defraud 2 people in this video? Straight up they stole $11

    • @tachophobicat
      @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2045

      They stole Jacks $10 and then also stole Deemer’s $11. I gave Twitter $51 total and they stole $21 of it

    • @fondbeebboop9705
      @fondbeebboop9705 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +849

      ⁠@@tachophobicatI could 100% see them getting investigated for this. If you 3 had so much stolen from you imagine just how much is being stolen from everyone else

    • @robiaster
      @robiaster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +974

      They also invoked a reoccurring payment from one of them.
      Idk how it's in the US, but doing this without the users consent would be considered fraud where I'm from.

    • @robiaster
      @robiaster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      also hi owen

    • @owencmyk
      @owencmyk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@robiaster Lol, hi Alphons !

  • @dylanmiller9162
    @dylanmiller9162 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +201

    I’m DESPERATE to meet that 1 person. What combination of interests led to them being the only human on the platform to be shown that.

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +718

    a plot: jack and aiden tested the ad reach on twitter, b plot: deemer developed a villain origin story

  • @polocatfan
    @polocatfan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2157

    I think Dazzx has a legitimate case to sue. He never authorized them to buy premium and when he complained about it, they just trolled him. I hope he does the right thing.

    • @fatfurry
      @fatfurry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      dod Dazzx read the full terms of service?

    • @pot7981
      @pot7981 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      true

    • @carbonmonteroy
      @carbonmonteroy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +532

      @@fatfurry even if he did, that's a material breach of contract (we will run ads for you (does not run ads)) AND fraud (they made an unauthorized purchase in his name)
      the other guy who got one impression ALSO could hit for material breach of contract

    • @fatfurry
      @fatfurry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@carbonmonteroy but the purchase could have been authorized through the TOS

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

      ​@@fatfurryjust because someone puts something in the contract does not make it inherently legal. Alot of employers do some shady stuff and try to convince you that since you signed the contract you have no say, call their bluff.

  • @nickcoul699
    @nickcoul699 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +578

    Sending the HTML for how to make a button to cancel your subscription is genius.

    • @kaydwessie296
      @kaydwessie296 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      That had me screaming 🤣

  • @ChickenLegPotatoCorn
    @ChickenLegPotatoCorn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +496

    Ads support telling Deemer to go to ads support is wild

  • @TrideGD
    @TrideGD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1502

    It's genuinely impressive how dreadful that system is. Any other platform bends over backwards for advertisers but I guess twitter has musk man to float it forever now

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

      I mean, he's only lost 44 billion dollars on it so far 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @corvusnocturne
      @corvusnocturne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      Hopefully it makes him go broke, and he isn't able to profit off of it at all and is forced to keep it running.

    • @drousey2unes
      @drousey2unes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      TRIDE?? what on earth are you doing here this is like seeing a unicorn in the desert

    • @ptyw.
      @ptyw. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@drousey2unes how dare he WATCH A VIDEO??????

    • @drousey2unes
      @drousey2unes 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@ptyw. yeah i think you took it wrong, i like tride's content and it was just kinda cool to find him here

  • @corbin6751
    @corbin6751 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1756

    bro i didnt even think to question "sludge warehouse" as a sponsor until it cut to the viewer

    • @man-1291
      @man-1291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      truly capitalization
      CAPITALISM I MEANT

    • @LonelyGamer4
      @LonelyGamer4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      You’re so intelligent :)

    • @Halfpipesaur
      @Halfpipesaur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      my finger involuntarily went to the "skip 5 seconds" key, I stopped it at the last moment

    • @lemongeth
      @lemongeth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Right lol I was like “hmm this is probably some compost or recycling thing” jfc fix my brain

    • @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa
      @qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@lemongeth your brain is fine (or at least this in particular isnt a sign of anything), its doing pattern recognition like a normal brain does, its the everything else that needs fixing

  • @evilmikuplushie4603
    @evilmikuplushie4603 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3836

    this guy is like if drew gooden was considerably more bisexual

    • @sedeuphadude80
      @sedeuphadude80 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      yeah okay but does he ñ?

    • @Greendawn-di3dl
      @Greendawn-di3dl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

      So just drew gooden

    • @kat_cit
      @kat_cit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      i can't compare him to this fake ass m8, he's unique

    • @shellularity
      @shellularity 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      they even have the "actually someone watching the clip they're in on youtube" gag thing

    • @thefatcat2790
      @thefatcat2790 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Don't know Drew Gooden, but hell yes he do be bi

  • @dazzxreal
    @dazzxreal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3879

    Twitter took all my money. Fuck my stupid deemer life bro

    • @Calcul8edchaos
      @Calcul8edchaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

      I don't think you were ad support

    • @NeutronixRL
      @NeutronixRL 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

      did you try contacting ad support?

    • @TwizzTBD
      @TwizzTBD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Dude you should've just contacted and support 🤦‍♂️

    • @NoahVN
      @NoahVN 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe contact @adsupport next time

    • @amycatgirl
      @amycatgirl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

      99% of Twitter advertisers quit before they get a hit AD
      #keepgambing 💪💪💪💪

  • @PimmHogeling
    @PimmHogeling 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    It's refreshing in a way. Some platforms treat advertisers like royalty while their users are unhappy. Twitter doesn't satisfy anyone at all.

    • @karlovisttimes8271
      @karlovisttimes8271 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Truly egalitarian

    • @yaB0i_Hawkx
      @yaB0i_Hawkx หลายเดือนก่อน

      Equality in the worst form, but hey, at least everyone gets shit into their hands 😚🤲💩

  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1968

    Somehow I get the feeling that most of the "impressions" that were received were robots anyways... I don't know what vile soul would see a post saying "HELP ME! HELP ME!" and ignore it!

    • @smailydude
      @smailydude 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +132

      i block every ad i see without even flinching, a lot do the same methinks

    • @incognitoburrito6020
      @incognitoburrito6020 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      I don't think any human would believe the subject/maker of a Twitter ad reading "help me" is genuinely asking for help

    • @killerkonnat
      @killerkonnat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Who the fuck wouldn't ignore something looking like a scam?

    • @joechristo2
      @joechristo2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      You guys have NO clue how many bots are on this platform. It’s insane, it’s way worse than any other platform I’ve seen

    • @doughboywhine
      @doughboywhine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@killerkonnat You think the ad looks like a scam? But he has such a friendly face!

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3485

    Maybe firing 70% of the staff wasn't good idea after all

    • @alice20001
      @alice20001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

      Nah man, it's working fine! Just don't look into it.

    • @ummmhelp
      @ummmhelp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      its like the old adage you only use 15% of your brain, that's why I took out the useless 95%

    • @WeastTea
      @WeastTea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@AndroCubed !! Interesting..

    • @ColeCaleshu
      @ColeCaleshu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yesss.s.ss.ss mart ​@@ummmhelp

    • @Mae_Renneburg
      @Mae_Renneburg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WeastTeaYeah

  • @theshire9173
    @theshire9173 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +790

    Wow, that customer service is laughably bad. In all my years of bad customer service, the worst I’ve gotten was long wait times or the support didn’t have a solution. I’ve never had them deny support like that. Pathetic. Maybe twitter should fix their system instead of blaming their customers

    • @when-do-we-get-a-block-button
      @when-do-we-get-a-block-button 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      the system is working exactly as its designed to

    • @joskcito
      @joskcito 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      They probably fired all the customer service staff 😭😭 that's why

    • @thepuzzlemaster64
      @thepuzzlemaster64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      This is the future Elon Musk wanted.

    • @AK-cr5pe
      @AK-cr5pe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      "Customer service? That costs money." --boy genius billionaire

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@joskcitono probably Elon actually did that

  • @Respectable_Username
    @Respectable_Username 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    Make sure to dispute that charge for Twitter Blue with your bank! It might be too late now, but if they took your money non-consensually, you may be able to get it back. If nothing else, it's another knock against Twitter that they might have to actually deal with if enough banks come knocking at their door...

    • @supercurioTube
      @supercurioTube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      @@Respectable_Username it reminds me that X wants to become a major payement processor and bank.
      What could possibly go wrong.

  • @sameman6884
    @sameman6884 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    You guys could legitimately sue for the fact they just straight-up bought twitter blue _in your name_ without consent

  • @phil-schmidt
    @phil-schmidt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4601

    my solution is to stop using twitter

    • @weegeenumberone2
      @weegeenumberone2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      ngl good solution, twitter sucks anyways lmao

    • @reallyradrabbit
      @reallyradrabbit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I’ve done this already lol i never really used it in the first place

    • @MortMcMort
      @MortMcMort 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      start using tumblr

    • @phil-schmidt
      @phil-schmidt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@MortMcMort never!

    • @phil-schmidt
      @phil-schmidt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@reallyradrabbit W.

  • @biscuit715
    @biscuit715 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +300

    What baffles me is saying advertisers "boycotted" twitter. They chose not to buy an advertising service because it sucks. I'm not currently "boycotting" tv by watching youtube.

    • @futuza
      @futuza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Everytime you visit a website other than Twitter you're boycotting Musk's precious traffic, that's why he's taking you straight to the courthouse, so he can be laughed out by the judge and jury.

    • @lyinarbaeldeth2456
      @lyinarbaeldeth2456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Elon is just appealing to the far-right culture of victimhood. By framing himself and his company as the victims of an evil marxist socialist leftist conspiracy (capitalist megacorporations won't buy his shitty services) he hopes to garner the sympathy of that demographic.

    • @AmbersDangleenAnkle
      @AmbersDangleenAnkle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I implore you to look up the definition of boycott...the literal definition is not using a service due to not liking a policy change.

    • @LSSTmusic
      @LSSTmusic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @@AmbersDangleenAnkle take your own advice and look up the definition lmao. it mentions the punitive nature of boycotting. choosing not to use a service because it's bad isn't inherently punitive.

    • @biscuit715
      @biscuit715 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@AmbersDangleenAnkle "Withdrawal from social or commercial interaction or cooperation with a group, nation, person, etc., intended as a protest or punishment." - Oxford English dictionary.

  • @imatreebelieveme6094
    @imatreebelieveme6094 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    something about "pregnant hatsune miku" when it says right above it that the character is actually not hatsune miku is really funny

    • @2andri
      @2andri 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      how people can be so ignorant towards pregnant characters

    • @squidsbizarreadventure
      @squidsbizarreadventure 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Something about that, and soon after, someone talking with the same inflection as DC's Flash's "wait he's BATMAN?!?!" line, really tickled me

  • @Ben-ji8lc
    @Ben-ji8lc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +342

    Another thing, twitter runs ads BEFORE an advertisement plays. It doesn't do this for any video except paid advertisements😭. Its so funny I see an ad and an unrelated ad plays before it 😭😭

  • @Pystro
    @Pystro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    *Want to get rid of a twitter check mark? Why not run a twitter ad to ask for people to help you get rid of it?*
    It's anti-advertisement for twitter (run on twitter) on two levels. And having that level of meta-humor in this video would have blown my mind.

  • @bycandlelight2957
    @bycandlelight2957 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

    This is also funny because iirc Disney admitted they don't see these social media sites as worth gauging audience opinions or interaction. It's just another place to put ads, like any TV channel or magazine. The moment you make doing a "set and forget" annoying is the moment you've lost all of these big companies. They are NOT interested in hoops from a platform they barely care about anyway.

    • @velcrofishsticks6002
      @velcrofishsticks6002 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Looking at Disney's stock decline due to silly business practices, they're not the most competent gauge to use

    • @ferinzz
      @ferinzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      social media ads has a .1% transaction rate. Unless you're either making it cost next to nothing or your products have a very high margin you're not getting a lot from social media.

    • @suspecm6316
      @suspecm6316 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@ferinzz It really depends. You need to market the right thing for the right people on the right platform. The only real way to gauge where you would have the highest interaction rate is by experimenting. Regardless, Twitter has always been the worst place to advertise (it had under .1% interaction rate for everything other than specific ragebait political advertisements) even before Felon's takeover and it's gotten worse.

    • @Astra3yt
      @Astra3yt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Brands only _recently_ (like 4 years ago) found out the effectiveness of running and maintaining a social media account. Examples of this are McDonald's account and Opera GX.

  • @crescennd
    @crescennd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    the fact that they told dazzx to go to ad support even though they were ad support made my fucking jaw drop, what made it drop even further was that they straight up scammed him out of 11 dollars

  • @hoennfanboy
    @hoennfanboy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +394

    7:47 Im crying at "gentleman. and them-tle men 😭😭😭😭"

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Dusklight Radio always starts his videos with „Welcome, theydies and gentlethems“, which sounded so classy it didn’t even register until a month or two after I had subscribed to him.
      We need more thems snuck into everyday phrases. 🙏

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      “her pronouns are they/them!” energy

  • @nerdychocobo
    @nerdychocobo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    there's so much to talk about. the fact the money you spend has ZERO correlation with how much the ad is pushed. the fact one of you basically got no promotion at all. 0 customer support. Ads denied for no reason. Unequal treatment of each person. TAKING MONEY FROM YOUR BANK ACCOUNT TO GIVE YOU PREMIUM

  • @kaloofy3500
    @kaloofy3500 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    THE REVEAL TO SHOW THAT DEEMER WAS TALKING TI ADSUPPORT IM GONNA CRY

  • @supercurioTube
    @supercurioTube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    A perfect mix of incompetence and insanity.
    It really puts in context what's actually happening vs what X says in their lawsuit against advertisers.

    • @arthurmoore9488
      @arthurmoore9488 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I feel that this video should be an exhibit. Not only would that be hilarious, but it would be informative as well.

  • @PollexTheCat
    @PollexTheCat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Support literally not even responding to you at all and then hitting you with a "tell us how we did" message is so infuriatingly common with support on like every website.

  • @vincentguttmann2231
    @vincentguttmann2231 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    You completely forgot about Tumblr, their ads are actually utterly incomprehensible.
    "Sweating too much? Try this"
    [Picture of an isopod]
    Learn more

    • @inthegrass11
      @inthegrass11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Pikachu Man my beloved

    • @vincentguttmann2231
      @vincentguttmann2231 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@inthegrass11 "Sears is dead"
      Wait where the fuck was I then

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      WOE! RAYBANDS PLAGUE BE UPON YE!!

    • @billie-ve_in_yourself6464
      @billie-ve_in_yourself6464 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Compared to the hell everywhere else, we love Tumblr ads

    • @anthonynelson6671
      @anthonynelson6671 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Idk why this was so very funny to me!

  • @thoopsy
    @thoopsy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    This is funny, because Tumblr ads have been like this for YEARS. Welcome to the club, Twitter.

  • @TheBlueCrayon
    @TheBlueCrayon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "Hello, is this AdsSupport?"
    "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" -AdsSupport team, probably

    • @nesstora
      @nesstora 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This comment is so underrated

  • @ShaneTheBane
    @ShaneTheBane 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    12:40 the slow fade in reveal was peak comedy gold

  • @Sin-Yitc
    @Sin-Yitc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +251

    The way that every single one of the groups of ads you ran got fucked up in increasingly whimsicle and outlandish ways was so funny
    How did Elon fuck up this bad

    • @Frommerman
      @Frommerman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      By being a Boer Apartheid-beneficiary failson given infinite money and power by a system which has demonstrated its unworthiness to exist in the process.

    • @midori_the_eldritch
      @midori_the_eldritch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      He fired most of the staff, forces changes if something makes him look bad, and he is insecure enough i would be surprised if he didn't fire everyone who voiced a disagreement

    • @Quasar-fv8to
      @Quasar-fv8to 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Frommerman bro straight up waffled his way into a seething tantrum.

    • @oscaranderson5719
      @oscaranderson5719 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      instead of going “I’ll make my own twitter with blackjack and hookers!” like a normal insane conservative, bruh went “yeah I’ll buy it, how hard could it be?”

    • @arthurmoore9488
      @arthurmoore9488 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@midori_the_eldritch We know he fired anyone who publicly disagrees with him.
      Early on he publicly insulted the technical team responsible for the Twitter app. A developer responded with a correction along with suggestions on how he could re-focus the company's attention to fixing problems instead of fancy new features. His response was to fire him via Tweet.

  • @Ransomwave2
    @Ransomwave2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    14:45 INCORRECT API KEY 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @LoganDark4357
      @LoganDark4357 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      error 401

  • @pouterpigeon
    @pouterpigeon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    this is genuinely one of the funniesy videos ive seen in a long time. by the time you guys were presenting at the end i couldnt stop laughing my god

  • @Tachophobiclips
    @Tachophobiclips 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Thanks for making this! I was able to trick them to sending me the money for your advertisement! I will now be moving to cuba and going under the name "Eduardo Smith"

  • @AlwaysTuesday
    @AlwaysTuesday 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

    that sponsor fakeout got me I immediately started skipping

    • @tachophobicat
      @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      DUDE THERES AN EXTENSION THAT SKIPS SPONSORS AND SOMEBODY MARKED THAT BIT AS A SPONSORED SEGMENT!!!! SO FOR SOME VIEWERS THE ENTIRE INTRO IS JUST SKIPPED CAUSE SOMEONE SAW "Sludge Warehouse" AND THOUGHT IT WAS REAL

    • @AlwaysTuesday
      @AlwaysTuesday 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@tachophobicat bit so good people can't see it

    • @theflyingspaget
      @theflyingspaget 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@tachophobicatgood news: it's been fixed

    • @Chekkewakkaz
      @Chekkewakkaz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      @@tachophobicat I almost skipped it by reflex, my literal first thought was "I should mark this" for the extension, then I noticed it was just the intro for the ad related video, it was embarassing lol
      good video btw

    • @reverse_engineered
      @reverse_engineered 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Chekkewakkaz Same here. Well done tacho!

  • @TheSwolethatwasPromised.
    @TheSwolethatwasPromised. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    I'm constantly getting ai-generated Cheech and Chong weed gummy ads on twitter. It's maddening.

  • @Umbras_
    @Umbras_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    they really did fire the entire support team huh

  • @arby64
    @arby64 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    Twitter fucking ate my childhood photos. I had a lot of pictures there from middle school but stopped touching my account. It got taken over by a bot and everything on the account got locked. I've reached out to support countless times but only get the same automated message

  • @yesthatpaul
    @yesthatpaul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Nobody:
    X: **steals from advertisers, runs grossly underwhelming campaigns that provide so little value for cost it might as well be theft, and then sues the advertisers for leaving**

  • @DiamondKingStudios
    @DiamondKingStudios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I’ve never seen a support team pass the buck to themselves.
    Insane.

  • @ShadowWolfe
    @ShadowWolfe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    This is purely my own thought process, but Deemer might have a solid chance of getting the money back by asking the bank for a chargeback. No communication was given about an expected RECURRING charge, plus like what was explained, I'd also think, "Well if my ads aren't going through and I apparently have a policy violation, then I won't be charged."
    Absolutely notify the FTC as well.

  • @qwp1884
    @qwp1884 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    Haven't laughed this much at a TH-cam video in months. This is actually fucking incredible

  • @smugshrug
    @smugshrug 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    imo the worst part about twitter ads ias that in order to buy an ad you first have to be paying them a monthly subscription. no other ad service requires this. you can simply buy ads on their business platform. but twitter wants you to pay money for the privilege of giving them even _more_ money. it's stupid.

    • @eightcoins4401
      @eightcoins4401 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Elon also intends to make it so any average person making a new account in the future has to pay to even get to post.

  • @cat-so4et
    @cat-so4et 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

    its a hairy knee with the shadow of a hand on it 4:49

    • @tachophobicat
      @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Oh my god it might just be

    • @borko8325
      @borko8325 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i aint ever seen no knee with an ear on it

  • @upforellie
    @upforellie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    I genuinely had no clue how fucking bad that support was going to be

    • @jijidu69
      @jijidu69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When you kick out everyone in support and replaces it with automatic messages.

  • @PrincePolaris
    @PrincePolaris 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The PowerPoint presentation visuals are comedy gold

  • @AmbersDangleenAnkle
    @AmbersDangleenAnkle 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Did...did I find an actually funny youtube channel in 2024?? Holy shit

  • @freakedoutidiot1178
    @freakedoutidiot1178 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    I’ve been binging a lot of commentary videos while painting and I happened to stumble upon this video. I didn’t expect much, but my god I was wrong. The quality is great and the humor itself actually got a good laugh out of me! I looked over and was shocked that this video hasn’t blown up. I’ll take that as people are just missing out on this good video!
    Keep going with your TH-cam game as this shit is awesome! 🙌

  • @rot_studios
    @rot_studios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    "accelerating towards a solution" is the most customer service line of all time, what the.... lmao

    • @snowyimp333
      @snowyimp333 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they have concepts of a plan

  • @billie-ve_in_yourself6464
    @billie-ve_in_yourself6464 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I hope if Musk actually does make it to court that this is used as evidence against him.

  • @sliceel
    @sliceel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    sending html of a “cancel subscription” button should be done on every site that doesn’t have one

  • @kellymoses8566
    @kellymoses8566 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Twitter is like a dying mall with really cheap rent where you get a lot stranger stores.

  • @ReaverSenpai
    @ReaverSenpai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    13:18 accelerating towards a solution? More like accelerating towards actual madness lol

    • @LSSTmusic
      @LSSTmusic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      accelerating towards a permanent solution lmao

  • @SilasonLinux
    @SilasonLinux 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    i agree, paying for a single impression is the funniest thing ever.
    this video was epic. I expected X ads to be crap, but not to this level.

  • @Fourtune1
    @Fourtune1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    13:51 Twitter straight up scamming 😂

  • @CrazyZack_TX
    @CrazyZack_TX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    this guy's funny as shit
    3 feet under your driveway you may find something burried

  • @callumprice1710
    @callumprice1710 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Careful, musk might try and sue you for not becoming enamored with his pile of poo customer service.

  • @Dtr_go
    @Dtr_go 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    CRAZY how they straight up scammed you guys !! made for the funniest video tho, hope ad rev pulls thru on this one for you all >o>/

    • @tachophobicat
      @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      First video while monetized, it made $60! 12 years of making videos and for the first time, I turned a PROFIT!!

    • @Dtr_go
      @Dtr_go 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@tachophobicat CONGRATS !!! Thats an amazing milestone !! heck yea

  • @skibiditoilet_127
    @skibiditoilet_127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +248

    theres a horse on top of my roof

    • @CatDreamur
      @CatDreamur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      juan

    • @yeast00
      @yeast00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      good god

    • @Claudius-s4c
      @Claudius-s4c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      HONSE

    • @Jane-oz7pp
      @Jane-oz7pp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I swear, you better not be on that horse, it's way too high

    • @MoonberryJam93
      @MoonberryJam93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well get him down from there

  • @CeRockTV
    @CeRockTV 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    To be fair, I've been getting ads for "MrBeast" scams on youtube very regularly for years at this point

  • @sjoerdglaser2794
    @sjoerdglaser2794 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    As someone who had worked for a small business and ran Google ads. Although their process was better, but the support is exactly the same

  • @iotastar
    @iotastar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    that one friend (jack?) had their premium paid on my fucking BIRTHDAY. such wonderful things were happening on that day that i couldnt even comprehend. thanks tachophobiacat!

  • @Mex-ge9kj
    @Mex-ge9kj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    deemers ad experience: "Let's go gambling!!!🤑🤑🤑💰💰"
    "Chk chk chk BRRR!! Awe dangit :(
    Chk chk chk BRRR!! Awe dangit :(
    Chk chk chk BRRR!! Awe dangit :(
    Chk chk chk BRRR!! Awe dangit :(
    Chk chk chk BRRR!! Awe-"

  • @Mishomn
    @Mishomn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Gentlemen and Them-tlemen" lmao, I love this

  • @DatBoiSaint
    @DatBoiSaint 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Hitting Nos was one of the only times I've ever blacked out. Inhaled & immediately blacked out, woke up on the floor with my cousins laughing at me.

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Kanye got hooked off nitrous recently. If a Twitter ad got him hooked, that’s irony

  • @neverendingecho
    @neverendingecho 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Genuinely one of the funniest youtubers I've come across in ages, keep up the good work man! More ad campaign videos pls

  • @discodog4582
    @discodog4582 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    i regret not watching this sooner, this is incredible modern art. justice for deemer

  • @RadishAcceptable
    @RadishAcceptable 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "42 THOUSAND people saw this ad"
    No, about 1K people saw the ad. The rest were bots.

    • @XioJN
      @XioJN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Lets be real, its probably less than 1000

    • @kevingluys3063
      @kevingluys3063 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@XioJN2 people saw it, but they were zooted on pyros and have no memory of the event.

  • @blindmown
    @blindmown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

    Just a PSA: Nitrous Oxide doesn’t cause hypoxia. The act of huffing gas that’s not oxygen from a balloon and holding your breath for a long time does that. So as with anything, if you ARE going to do it, don’t try to look tough, breathe frequently, and don’t overdo it.

    • @shi5369
      @shi5369 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      This dude sniffs glue

    • @blindmown
      @blindmown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@shi5369 this guy licks the seat after you stand up in the subway.

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Oh also dont do it too often cause it can cause a B vitamin deficiency!

    • @blindmown
      @blindmown 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@iamjustkiwi true!

    • @spookymu1der
      @spookymu1der 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Nitrous Oxide doesn't cause hypoxia! *describes a process which directly causes hypoxia if one were to huff N2O*

  • @the_SEAT
    @the_SEAT 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +820

    Video starts at 00:00:01, for those who can’t find the start!

    • @ambi_cc8464
      @ambi_cc8464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Thank you bro! I was having trouble

    • @tribes2archivist
      @tribes2archivist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      More like 00:00:24

    • @Freegame4.
      @Freegame4. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      00:00:00:00 (i just wanna test if day timestamps work)

    • @Freegame4.
      @Freegame4. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      they infact do not.

    • @DoggoInaSuit
      @DoggoInaSuit 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I spent hours trying to find the beginning. Thanks for coming in clutch my guy

  • @AnticsAside
    @AnticsAside 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This is some of the funniest shenanigans I’ve seen. One of the times I’m glad TH-cam started recommending smaller channels as of late

  • @charbway
    @charbway 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    im crying laughing at the last part of the video man y'all are funny as hell. sorry your friends basically got scammed though

  • @ailee3459
    @ailee3459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Ad Support reveal had me genuinely sobbing

  • @mouhou9795
    @mouhou9795 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I like how the scam rate for twitter rate is like 50%

  • @lordbob-up9wd
    @lordbob-up9wd 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    12:57 maybe laying off all those people wasn’t a great idea

  • @MurkyWaters6
    @MurkyWaters6 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I was unfortunately one of the people who saw the 'HELP ME!' ad.

  • @TheOrangeMan13
    @TheOrangeMan13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    3:00 that aint miku, thats Rebecca from edgerunners.

    • @0uttaS1TE
      @0uttaS1TE 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I think he was too disgusted to read the caption

    • @adamromanowicz7221
      @adamromanowicz7221 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yeah like how ignorant can a person be.

    • @emptyalsoempty7366
      @emptyalsoempty7366 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The artist has drawn both and the blur in this video looks Cyan coloured, but i also couldint find any art he made of both of them in the same picture so idk.

    • @CreoTan
      @CreoTan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@emptyalsoempty7366 the post had the name of the character and the series tagged

    • @saltiestsiren
      @saltiestsiren 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@adamromanowicz7221 That's the joke

  • @TheOrangesEverywhere
    @TheOrangesEverywhere 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why Advertisers Left: Elon runs it.
    That was hard.

    • @reverse_engineered
      @reverse_engineered 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Corporations don't care. The only thing that matters to them is money. But when their ads run along side hateful rhetoric, that makes the company look bad and that costs them money. Elon has changed Twitter into a platform that negatively affects the public image of those who advertise on it.

  • @REALmaximoose
    @REALmaximoose 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    never heard of this tachophobicat guy! funny fella... heh. im gonna like and subscribe, keep it up pal. you can make it in the big leagues.

  • @ding-dong_bing-bong
    @ding-dong_bing-bong 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "Pregnant hatsune miku"
    -a picture of rebecca from edgerunners

  • @AlexJoneses
    @AlexJoneses 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My boss is wondering why im laughing so hard at work

  • @solsolsolomon
    @solsolsolomon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "themtlemen" kinda fire I gotta use that

  • @Calcul8edchaos
    @Calcul8edchaos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Just figured out i made my dad watch the jschlat "doxxing" guy

    • @TheAlfieReal
      @TheAlfieReal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      What

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you put the quotes wrong, you are supposed to put "jschlatt" in quotes, not doxxing

    • @joechristo2
      @joechristo2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@halfsine”watch”

  • @Gruswittle
    @Gruswittle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This channel has quickly become a favorite of mine, great chuckles ha ha's, even a bit of ahh ahh hee hee if you will
    also, the jazz ep is one of my favorite things from Louie Zong and I feel a neuron activation every time I hear it in your videos

  • @deazee2288
    @deazee2288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Solution: get off Twitter
    Alternative solution in case you can't: log in, look up your notifications, you'll see a random post from someone who has nothing to do with you or your interests, post a contrarian reply that most like spark an inflammatory reaction, mute them, log out, do it once to twice a week

  • @PaulMDavidson
    @PaulMDavidson 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don't know why this video randomly showed up in my feed, but it was the funniest thing I've seen all month. Xitter is a dumpster fire.

  • @realRatRat
    @realRatRat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    just got dumped after four years. needed a silly little video. thanks 😞❤️

    • @tachophobicat
      @tachophobicat  5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      hope you feel better soon

  • @OlgaZuccati
    @OlgaZuccati 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I wouldn't wish the twitter blue checkmark on my worst enemy

  • @stickitydoodah
    @stickitydoodah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    twitter fueled an existential crisis (+months long psychosis) that i had back in 2021. I literally thought my entire family was going to d13 in an air strike or something. It's just an unending stream of terrible people who youll never meet and who will never know you exist. Even if you actively avoid it, as i had, there is nothing you can really do.
    I left twitter over a year ago and i have absolutwly no regrets at all. Its one of the worst websites you can safely visit on the internet, and i say this having been on tiktok AND reddit (but honestly those are almost as bad)

  • @broisyougobbling
    @broisyougobbling 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This was literally the hardest I've laughed in my entire life

  • @whismoonawknomyy
    @whismoonawknomyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    5:38 J. Cole did NOT die for this 😭😭