Me: "Aww, the I-cant-stand-you-but-we-comrades bonding is so cute." Scara: "Spread this sauce like I spread it on you" "You gonna need me to come?" Scara: "What are you, gay?" Me:
5:41 Childe: Oh look we should buy this Kaeyak! Look that’s me and that’s you! Scara: ...what are you gay? Also I love how Childe make a very insulting thing to Scara but when Scara just say the most simplest insult, Childe wheeps LMAO
His head in that pillow is legit me I cant sleep without a pillow over my head. I use it to drown out the screams of my victims- I mean the children next door that cant be quiet
I was diagnosed with depression last year. Everything was shitty. I didn't have good hygiene, at all. I didn't get up to shower, I rarely ate, I didn't brush my teeth, nothing. It was horrible, until I tapped on one of your videos. For the first time in a while, I actually smiled. It was a genuine, real smile. You made me laugh my ass off over the stupidest things. You combined my two favorite things: comedy and Genshin Impact. I just wanted to let you know that you and your friend are fucking legends, and you all deserve everything you wish for. I love you, man.
1:37 - I guess the inability to cook runs in the family 2:35 - "Alright, cumrade" I'm going to interpret as that and no other way. Childe would absolutely say that to Scaramouche.
Why does Scaramouche look so huggable in these videos, he just looks so cute, especially his shrugging like in 1:17, that's fricking adorable, would try to deliver hugs. I also noticed that something was off about his appearance but I couldn't guess what, then I saw that his hat is missing, lol.
1:14 His eyes just went o_o O_O o_o (without something in the middle it looked ugly so I put a mouth there, also pretend it's angry XD) and then he tilted his head and Childe laughed, it was adorable but it also made me laugh and now it kinda hurt XD 3:07 Childe patting Scaramouche head is so adorable, I would like to do the same but I feel like I would lose a hand just trying. Also his face and Childe lowering to his height is adorable, even if what they say it's funny I can't stop thinking about their movements XD
I love how scara's hat just disappears
Lma
@@remy9716 o
hes hat is in the washing queen
At least he ain’t bald
@@itspxsh ooooooo
Childe saying "Shut the hell up" to Scaramouche needs to be canon.
it is canon now
This is canon I am mihoyo
better be canon or i’m officially suing
@Ketchup yes
pfft
Childe: that's me and that's u!!
scaramouche: what r u gay?
Childe: ...
*Ah yes, gay for Zhongli.*
@@Saeqoii 👀
@@Saeqoii Scaramouche*
Zhongli: OSMANTHUS WINE TASTE THE SAME AS I REMEM-
@@krispykringle1258 scaramouche is 60+ and childe is 20, wtf
the way Scara said
"point being YOU LOST" sounds exactly like Scara saying "you getting worked up over NOTHING"
Ikr, I love it and that absolutely delightful Childe-ish giggle after that.
1:10
And yes i was also thinking that, so thats why it felt so familiar lol
OMFG I'VE NOTICED THAT TOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YESS LMAO
That shrug afterward was so Scaramouche lmao
im concerned that scara sleeps with his shoes on
It's the tradition of the motherland
HI VENTI LOL
@@venti9755 hello there my twin 😄
@@weunniee 👁👄👁
@@isatu5305 👁👄👁
alternate title: childe and scara being a couple of idiots that cant stop arguing for less then 10 minutes
@Jester87 LMAOOOO
@Jester87 💀
alternate title 2: childe and scara being an old married couple for less than 10 minutes
Alternate title 3: Scaramouche being mean to childe and him crying for less than 10 minutes
@Jester87 LMAO
“i’m gonna take the purple one because it’s the farthest away from you.”
that’s so in-canon, that’s literally something that scaramouche would say 😭
HELLO ME
ITS SO CANON FR
This entire interaction is canon lmao
SCARAMOUCHE WITH A SLIGHT BRITISH ACCENT IS SOMETHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED 🙏🙏
@Jester87 U SOUNDED GREAT THOUGH!! BOTH U AND VISIBLE DO!! >:D
@Jester87 where are you from?
its american tho?
@Jester87 Oh cool! Oh man I love Florida. (A question of mine in another comment towards you has been answered then)😉😆☺️
omg i heard a slight British accent at first too for a few secs
“Shut the hell up.”
-Childe the child.
2:35 is the best one
@@Haru-rs2su yesss 😂😂
i like how we didnt even see Scaramouche meets Childe in game but somehow Scara and Childe being best bro is canon
update: damn, it seems he forgor
I don't like what the future meeting between them could hold...
@@Haru-rs2su stop right there!! We don't need to think about that ......
@@Magali2088 I want to but every day I see more and more leaks confirming it...
@@Haru-rs2su hah haha. hah.
@@Haru-rs2su I understand you... so much pain
5:50 holy shit dude predicted his entire skill set
LMAO I LOVE THIS
I thought the same lmaooooo
and at 6:50
Lmao how how🤣
HAHAHAHA
6:38 scara when he gets the gnosis:
Childe:"i need you to come in the kitchen to get the best experience!"
Scara:"You're gonna need me to come👀?"
Pls i fricking wheeze 😭😭✋🏻
LMAOOO
OH MY LMFAO
Childe: " *w h a ?* "
LOL MY SISTER WAS ABOUT TO HEAR THAT ONE SHBSSBBSBSBS
LMAO SAME
Me: "Aww, the I-cant-stand-you-but-we-comrades bonding is so cute."
Scara: "Spread this sauce like I spread it on you" "You gonna need me to come?"
Scara: "What are you, gay?"
Me:
This makes it funnier XD
That’s what comrades do
@@hirarikami1629 that makes me begrudgingly get a new ship ffs they hate each others guts but my brain be like, well, guess I got no choice
@@Haru-rs2su join the chiscara nation there’s like 13 of us
@@mozart4344 omg I found my people💀😂
5:41
Childe: Oh look we should buy this Kaeyak! Look that’s me and that’s you!
Scara: ...what are you gay?
Also I love how Childe make a very insulting thing to Scara but when Scara just say the most simplest insult, Childe wheeps LMAO
Kayak is the cryo boat
@@rimp3z why did i read that as kaeya what
KAEYAk
@@LycheePuff yes
Kaeya is the kayak.
3:07 that awkward silence though 💀
CHILDE PATTING HIS HEAD THOOO
@@umishiori almond tofu
Thank goodness I'm not the only dirty minded here 😭
PLEASE 😭
3:07 the way childe pats his head then scaramouches eyes widen >////
oww
Scara is so adorable and evil sksnsksndkdndkdjdk
@@dannikaderecho2808 ehe
HELP HOW DID I MISS YOU WHEN I WAS REPLYINGNTO GENSHIN IMPACT PPL HI
“YOURE GONNA NEED ME TO COME??”
“hhuha???”
4:57
Scara: “I’ve got your nose”
Childe: *laughs*
Also Childe: OW🙄 OW 🥀OW🕊
6:55 scara's ult animation be like
And 5:52 is his elemental skill
He really predicted his whole kit
4:07 Childe's inner Xiao coming out
I see it lol 😂
Childe: Since you’re coming back after a long time, might as well as to familiarise yourself before 2.1.
Balladeer: Cool, how though?
Childe:
Childe: **insults scaramouche**
Scaramouche's hat: _'ight imma head out_
Even the hat knew not to mess with Scara 😧
imma HEAD out
lmao
i love this scara is like shopping with my little brother
@Jester87 you were hilarious in the video lmao, hope to see more vids with you in the future
“The fatui are a scary evil organization that you shouldn’t mess with”
The fatui:
Well.....Fatui meaning is clowns/fools.
So it should be expected XD
THE WAY THE HAT DISAPPEARED AFTER CHILDE INSULTED SCARAMOUCHE
1:17 Childe's laugh though🥺
it's so cute 🥺🥲
6:54
@@rennara3101LMAO
the "yOu nEeD tO lEaVe" at 6:47 IS TAKING ME OUTTT LMFAOOO 😭
1:24
Scara: "You have a dumb face."
Childe: turns into siren
Chiren
1:20 “You smell like poopie weenie sauce”
Scaramouche: *removes hat* 😀👒
His hat is his filter
scara: come at me bro
6:35 "I don't eat my sweat I drink your tears" OMFG I CANT W THIS KID LMFAO
His head in that pillow is legit me
I cant sleep without a pillow over my head. I use it to drown out the screams of my victims-
I mean the children next door that cant be quiet
"The screams of victims" sus 🧐
ok BUT YOU'RE PFP???? WHERE DID YOU GOT IT????
Bestie you ok
@@ShadowTae they sacrifieced them for gacha luck
I feel like i recognize you--
Scaramouche bullying childe back is gold af
Scaramouche learned how to make pizzas with Xiao
Just childe and scara being 2 idiots that wont stop fighting, love that.
why is childe so energetic
,,What are you, gay?”
Childe…,,n-“
Zhongli from a corner: ,,Yes”
Zhongli: 6:00
Scaramouche: Oh God-
SCARAMOUCHE FALLING ON CHILDE HAD ME CRACKING
5:54 foreshadowed scaramouche's creative mode elemental skill
“How do you think I attract the ladies”😭🙏
Bro that one got me 😂
ISN’T HE GA-
This man predicted Scaras ability to fly with this video lmao 🤣
2:40 idk why but he’s so adorable
*”I don’t eat my own sweat I drink your tears”*
you don’t know how much that made my day.
His relationship is such a perfection, I need it to be canon
I was diagnosed with depression last year. Everything was shitty. I didn't have good hygiene, at all. I didn't get up to shower, I rarely ate, I didn't brush my teeth, nothing. It was horrible, until I tapped on one of your videos. For the first time in a while, I actually smiled. It was a genuine, real smile. You made me laugh my ass off over the stupidest things. You combined my two favorite things: comedy and Genshin Impact. I just wanted to let you know that you and your friend are fucking legends, and you all deserve everything you wish for. I love you, man.
scaramouche: (says the least rude insult he can to childe)
childe: *êEEĖī* 😭
6:52 Early spoiler of Scaramouche's burst 💀💀💀💀
actually
5:49 - Bro just predicted that Scara would fly as a playable character
" I don't eat my sweat, I drink your tears"
This needs to be in the scaramouche boss fight. I NEED this in the scara boss fight.
Same! If he is playable this needs to be one of his voicelines!
😔
@@toast7257 😭👍
well, at least we got a whole bunch of other scathing insults from both his boss and him
6:41 this actually predicted scara to be flyable.👀
LMFAO FR
4:19
WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS ALBEDO IN A WEIRD POSE FOR A SECOND-
3:07 IM DYING
1:17 HIS SMILE- AND THE LAUGH- my heart cant take it.. 😭😭❤❤❤❤
That slow fall though 😭
Scaramouche had enough of Childe. Rip
the way scaramouche looks at childe with utter exasperation, disappointment and hatred
"Spread the sauce like how I spread it on you."
Ayo what Scaramouche? 😀😃😳 Sus
that was kinda gay
#Thatwasgay
oh he means spreading blood on you
that part was amazing
TIMESTAMP RJ
1:38
scaramouche: "how do you make pizza? Like i forgot."
Me: *calls cheff xiao*
Scaramouche: *says something*
Childe: *"Maaan shut the hell up :D"*
"how else do you think i attract the ladies" BRO AINT LYING😰
*”Your still gonna have to pay for that- AÉUHGSVHSHJK”*
Childe: your beautiful beautiful face?🤨
Scara: YES hOw ElSe Do YoU tHiNk I AtTrAcT tHe LaDiEs?😌😏
Childe: … *Leaves*
Bro if I was here i be like 🤨😐 "huh?"
THIS IS SO CHAOTIC I LOVE IT SO MUCH
I'm surprised that Childe somehow stayed alive for 7 min
I love how it ends with Scara just jumping off the balcony.
*Classic Scara, always making a fine exit..*
1:37 - I guess the inability to cook runs in the family
2:35 - "Alright, cumrade" I'm going to interpret as that and no other way. Childe would absolutely say that to Scaramouche.
KKKKKK
this is what we in the biz like to call
childe-hood trauma
pov: scaramouche ascends to archonhood in a k-mart
Im pretty sure ive watched this over 10 times now and its still funny every time
I LOST IT WHEN SCARAMOUCHE JUMPED OFF THE BALCONY
4:13 “I hate little ceasers...”
“TOO BAD-“
the voice for Scara works too well
"A drink.. for my roommate Scaramouche :) Cheers pal"
*Scara takes and drinks both glasses*
1:15 THIS IS SO CUTE
AGREED
scaramouche: i want this one bc its farthest away from you 😒
childe: *rich crying noises*
*when this scara actually sounds like the English voice of scara*
4:08 the way childe charges straight for the knife
scaramouche making pizza for childe is canon 1:54
This is exactly what I imagine Chiscara to be like thank you
SAME THO
I love their dynamic sm akshsksk
@sairaꨄ︎ yes? is there something wrong with that?
@sairaꨄ︎ theyre canon fr
3:25 scaramouche ain't wrong tho
I confirm.
I can confirm...
🤨
Fr
yep...++
5:48 "what are you gay"
BAHAHAHAHAH- IM DYING 💀💀💀
the sarcasm scara possesses scares me😭
childe: i guess you can say you’re a little quirky, aren’t you? ahahaha !!
scaramouche: … AH HA HA HA HA- **jumps off the balcony**
“HOWD YOU GET IN FRONT OF ME YOU FRICKIN WEENIE!?”
Make this canon now
timestamp everytime childe said "shut the hell up"
thank me later
0:25
0:45
1:08
2:35
Thanks a lot much appreciated 👋
thank you very much 🛐 also i love your pfp lmao
You deserve the best in this world
The last one lmao
"Oh look it's just what I need"
"tO SHOOT YOU WITH"
I CANT
Why does Scaramouche look so huggable in these videos, he just looks so cute, especially his shrugging like in 1:17, that's fricking adorable, would try to deliver hugs.
I also noticed that something was off about his appearance but I couldn't guess what, then I saw that his hat is missing, lol.
This is a masterpiece
I LOVE HOW AT 1:02 THE CAR IS JUST RIDING OFF ALONW LIKE DKWEKGWGFGKW
I had cooking with Xiao flashbacks when I heard pizza-
THE WAY CHILDE TALKS HAS ME DEAD.. I'm.. In love. 💍marriage?
Back off he’s mine 🤡
@@borkbork9877 OURS
@@idiotism1395 fiiiine I guess I can share.
@@borkbork9877 hol up
@@borkbork9877 YEAAAAA
In reality the oven was not jammed, Scaramouche was just too short to reach the handle
"Youre gonna need me to come?"
"Huh?"
". . ."
"Nothing"
"how do u make pizza"
"you beat it like how I beat you"
"what"
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THE FATUI SO MUCH
2:10 as my family would say "it's not burnt it's just flavor"
BITTER FLAVOR! 😋😋😋😋😋
Saw scaramouche so I clicked LMFSO
5:52 they really predicted scara would be able to levitate a year before it was announced wow
I’VE NEVER CLICKED THIS FAST IN MY WHOLE LIFE HHELP
CHILE 🕴️🤙😳
@@MEOWMIX3DS YO WTF VEN VEN ??3?&:$2
@@MEOWMIX3DS SJWKWMAKALAKA W+F I CANT-
“you’re gonna need me to come?”
“HUH?”
“nothing”
“How else does you think I attract the ladies 😏”
-Scaramouche
1:14
His eyes just went o_o O_O o_o (without something in the middle it looked ugly so I put a mouth there, also pretend it's angry XD) and then he tilted his head and Childe laughed, it was adorable but it also made me laugh and now it kinda hurt XD
3:07
Childe patting Scaramouche head is so adorable, I would like to do the same but I feel like I would lose a hand just trying.
Also his face and Childe lowering to his height is adorable, even if what they say it's funny I can't stop thinking about their movements XD
5:51 What do you know, Scaramouche can actually fly now when he's playable as Wanderer.