The ASMR I started watching 10 years ago: "Gentle quill calligraphy with soft-spoken reading." The ASMR I watch now: "Mean lady attacks your face with a lemon zester."
i've seen worse. for example, ASMR: Yoda eats chips in his room while his neapolitan parents argue in the background (im not joking it actualky exists)
I love how after all these years you still seem like you love making content. It never seems forced, or rushed. You seem like you genuinely enjoy it, and to me that makes it that much more relaxing and enjoyable to watch. *Thanks for being awesome Gibi!*
@@riyandreams Yeah, it's pretty awesome that she still loves doing it at such quality. After a while some people kinda drop. She deserves all the money she gets
i always love these "worst reviewed" videos, because they can really be any level of chaotic from just "this makeup artist is kinda mean" all the way to "getting your face mutilated for 37 minutes straight"
Very broad time stamps (there are loads of mini-triggers contained within each section): 0:01 Phone call with her mom 0:53 Checking the books 2:29 Making the appointment you already made 3:52 Asking questions/giving horribly misguided info 6:05 Headlamp, pt. 1 8:59 She can’t do nothing if your hair is in your face 9:41 Cleansing (supposedly) 13:40 Exfoliating (complete skin removal) 17:28 Extracting (your will to live) 20:25 DIY face mask from heck 26:33 Look at all the punctures she has for ya (and despair) 28:37 Non-specified crystal from Amazon 30:43 User error with “face sticks” 32:08 Headlamp, pt. 2 32:35 Hot stone massage (not really, but it comes with a free musical performance) 34:45 You narrowly escape the leather polish, but still have to pay for it 35:43 She tries to force you to leave a good review (at least you finally get to leave)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ OMG! She gave me the BEST facial treatment from all of my past 0 treatments. Made me so popular in school! People stare in awe. My doctor says that my face needs surgery, but I’m loving this look!
It would COMPLETE my life if Gibi uploaded a video titled “Getting a facial at the BEST reviewed spa” where the girl is giving you the best facial trying the fix the mess this girl did, the whole time the viewer is telling her what this girl did and Gibi is telling them that she’s heard about this girl and how’s she’s done worse on other people and just the whole time spilling tea while giving the viewer the best facial and fixing them up
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This facial burned my eyebrows off, so i guess I got my eyebrows done for free,It also burned my cheeks and now they’re very pink and glowing!! I’m loving the new look🥰
⭐⭐⭐⭐ Has apparently never heard of lactose intolerance. Other than that, I think she got my whole first layer of skin off! Very relaxing, only mild chemical burns.
Yeah, the last dermatologist I went to burnt half of my face off because of the arsenic in one of the face masks, glad I went here because I’m only burnt in a few patches here and there
Visualizing the person after they've had this facial is making me laugh so much. Bleeding, bruised, infected, covered in glitter, butter, Worcestershire sauce....and probably physically and mentally scarred for life
Timestamps - - - - - - - - - - - - 00:50 - walking in 2:00 - calling the assistant 4:15 - answering questions 6:06 - looking at your face 6:55 - face touching 7:48 - prepping your face 9:09 - "brushing" your hair 10:02 - cleansing 12:08 - putting balls on your face 13:05 - wiping your face 13:58 - expholiating 15:14 - filing your face 16:51 - grating your face 18:32 - "professional" extractions 25:15 - priming your face 25:53 - applying some sort of face, mask 28:00 - kind of accupuncturing 28:55 - crystallising you 30:57 - face sticks 33:51 - hot stone massage Goodnight - Bred
Nobody asked but I am currently running on an hour of sleep from three days ago, half a red bull, 2 monster energy drinks, and a blueberry mini muffin that my friend made (I'm pretty sure she drugged it).
Man, I've been having a rough patch with every Denny's visit since COVID started. Every time I show up to a Denny's, they take 15-20 minutes to take our drink order. Not even close to full capacity there either, they just have 3 full tables
@@ThePolarBear yeah that’s kind of what happens in the service industry when the good employees are laid off for a year and then suddenly everything opens again and people who are desperate for a job apply at places that are desperate for workers. Plus all the customers are like caged animals just let loose on society again. It’s a lot to handle on both sides.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ my skin was glowing the next morning! Not sure if it’s the treatment itself or the radiation that resulted! And all my skin burned off so my cheekbones are so defined now! They’re visible!
This feels like an ipad game where you need to spend real money to get the good options, but you don’t do it so you get a bunch of snarky comments from the characters as a consequence
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Very relaxing, almost fell asleep several times Only thing is that the lemon zester caused an allergic reaction on my skin, but other than that it was top notch!
OK, can anyone talk about how her accent is almost spot-on? Being from Jersey, I hear a bunch of teachers at school with this accent, and she is nailing it! Edit: Tysm for the likes! 1.8K in six days (in any number of days) is the most I've got!
0:00 - 00:52 On the phone 00:53 - 3:56 Making an appointment/writing noises 3:57 - 6:05 Asking questions/more writing 6:06 - 9:00 Face examination with touching and light 9:01 - 9:40 brushing your hair with a tooth brush and clipping it 9:41 - 10:50 Milk cleanser 10:51 - 11:28 Pouring a glass of water 11:19 - 13:05 Gel face cleanser 13:06 - 13:22 wiping your face with tissue 13:23 - 17:30 Exfoliating 17:31 - 18:05 Highlighting problem areas 18:06 - 20:05 Extractions 20:05 - 20:39 check list 20:40 - Making you a mask
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Best facial spa ever! Not the tinniest bit over priced and love the tough encouragement! May have given me a few chemical burns and maybe some minor permanent injuries but still , my now very sensitive skin feels amazing!! Loved this experience! - extremely recommended!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Best spa experience I've ever had. I came in with some nasty acne that no other cosmetologist could fix, and what this lady did was genius. Instead of trying to remove the acne, she just removed the face! Her advice really helped too. I stopped drinking water since my appointment, and my skin has really changed. Well... I mean I can't see it. I'm using Speech to Text at the moment... - A dehydrated, sleep deprived, faceless client.
⭐️⭐️ Just some mild chemical burns- and the woman has never heard of being allergic to gluten nor would she tell me where the milk came from but overall nice experience.
I giggled so hard at how magnified your eyes were. A funny juxtaposition to how rude and judgmental you were being. 😂 I love how you can laugh at yourself.
As a 21 year old who regularly gets mistaken for a teenager, the "we can't let anyone under the age of 12 in here" joke felt like a target. I am weeeeak!! 😂
As a 21 year old myself, I hope y’all realize that most 21 year olds still look more or less like your mid to late teenage selves *at least* 💀 like pls lmao y’all shouldn’t be drastically aging overnight 😭
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ She has clean and clear skin so I trust her. Also her insults are so relaxing I fell asleep, just to wake up with super smooth eyebrows and skin feeling like molasses on a pancake. To think of it, I smell like one too. Delicious, 10/10.
I swear everyone did this as a kid! Haha, I remember doing this all the time. I’d mix shampoo, soaps, conditioners, mouth wash, tooth paste lol anything I could find in the bathroom that was slightly liquid! We all were wizards/witches 🤣🤣😂😂💖💖
I remember trying to make frozen cookies from grated coloured chalks which I used to steal from school (trying to make rainbow cookies). I wonder how my mom put up with me putting all the chalk paste in the freezer😅
“How much sleep do you get per night?” 2 hours “The less the better” :-) “Don’t ever exercise” I literally never “Don’t drink water” I’m too focused on other things to be drinking water I’m now the perfect customer for the place
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ asked for a facial and got one, i loved the unique-ness of this facial and love the fact my face is burning and peeling but am still wandering where the milk was from!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ It’s a whole experience. I can’t explain it besides funny, thought out, and surprisingly a bit violent. I only took a star off cause it was too relaxing. 9/10 would recommend to those who want a layer of their face removed and want to feel like they are food being prepared to cook.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ My skin is well-fed after she cooked a meal on my face. She was even considerate enough to butter my face so the nutrient mask wouldn’t stick! I’ll come back next time for the full leather polish treatment!
"Yeah.. Somebody needs a lot of help. A LOT of help." Damn why she exposing us like that- Edit: damn how did this reach 2k likes in a day? I appreciate it thx 😌
I love the implication that the viewer let all this happen and had no issue with much of what she was doing until 31:09 when they wonder why she's holding the bottles wrong.
“What’s your name? Really? Ok”
The fact she said it twice was hilarious
Ikr! And was surprised by the name both times😭
1:27 and 2:34 if anyone wants to see it lol
I thought I accidentally rewinded the video a bit gahahah
Yeah it makes it even better hahah
frr hahah
The ASMR I started watching 10 years ago: "Gentle quill calligraphy with soft-spoken reading."
The ASMR I watch now: "Mean lady attacks your face with a lemon zester."
I'm so proud of how far we've come 🥰
i've seen worse. for example, ASMR: Yoda eats chips in his room while his neapolitan parents argue in the background (im not joking it actualky exists)
@@frankinoligozzi well I know what I’m abt to watch
@@frankinoligozzi or "Amelia Earhart does your makeup before her plane crashes ASMR" ☠️☠️
It's funny how you joined 9 years ago
I love how after all these years you still seem like you love making content. It never seems forced, or rushed. You seem like you genuinely enjoy it, and to me that makes it that much more relaxing and enjoyable to watch. *Thanks for being awesome Gibi!*
I was thinking that while watching this too! It feels like she’s having fun! And she’s got an incredible talent for it ❤️ so grateful for u gibi
I could not agree more, honestly I’m glad someone said it because I could not have done so better myself ✨
At the end of the day, it does pay well. And everyone needs to make a living.
@@riyandreams Yeah, it's pretty awesome that she still loves doing it at such quality. After a while some people kinda drop. She deserves all the money she gets
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Finally a spa specialist that doesn’t shame me for only drinking coffee and ginger ale! I may have chemical burns but I feel so validated 🥰
are you working dwarf?
My facial skin may have been burned off and looks permanently damaged but she validated me
“no friends and family discount, not even for you” PLEASE 😭😭 rip to mom ig
She just grabs the chancla then-
mom got noscoped
Bruh im slow, what does ig mean?
@@dawzit it means “i guess”
Did you say family ?
i always love these "worst reviewed" videos, because they can really be any level of chaotic from just "this makeup artist is kinda mean" all the way to "getting your face mutilated for 37 minutes straight"
i was waiting for someone to mention the word mutilation, because no word in the english dictionary could be more accurate to what's happening here.
Americans are actually like that
Lol same
@@Sifat_Rashid can confirm, you are correct.
PLS UR SO RIGHT 😆✋❤️
Very broad time stamps (there are loads of mini-triggers contained within each section):
0:01 Phone call with her mom
0:53 Checking the books
2:29 Making the appointment you already made
3:52 Asking questions/giving horribly misguided info
6:05 Headlamp, pt. 1
8:59 She can’t do nothing if your hair is in your face
9:41 Cleansing (supposedly)
13:40 Exfoliating (complete skin removal)
17:28 Extracting (your will to live)
20:25 DIY face mask from heck
26:33 Look at all the punctures she has for ya (and despair)
28:37 Non-specified crystal from Amazon
30:43 User error with “face sticks”
32:08 Headlamp, pt. 2
32:35 Hot stone massage (not really, but it comes with a free musical performance)
34:45 You narrowly escape the leather polish, but still have to pay for it
35:43 She tries to force you to leave a good review (at least you finally get to leave)
Tysm!!
YOUR LITTLE NOTES ARE SENDING ME DJDJJDJDJDJD 😭😭
@@florrrina 😉
osifisjfiri pls these r so funny 👁👁
@@ultra_fern_forest 😚
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OMG! She gave me the BEST facial treatment from all of my past 0 treatments. Made me so popular in school! People stare in awe. My doctor says that my face needs surgery, but I’m loving this look!
Me too I died 4 minutes later I'm now a zombie
He wants the chemically burned skin from your face Becuase it’s so beautiful
Donut glaze on your lips in bad for ya.
It would COMPLETE my life if Gibi uploaded a video titled “Getting a facial at the BEST reviewed spa” where the girl is giving you the best facial trying the fix the mess this girl did, the whole time the viewer is telling her what this girl did and Gibi is telling them that she’s heard about this girl and how’s she’s done worse on other people and just the whole time spilling tea while giving the viewer the best facial and fixing them up
That would be awesome
Yes
This. @GibiASMR
yes 100000000000%
I love this
Gibi - “Don’t ever exercise, it’ll clog your pores.”
Also Gibi - *straight up smears butter on my face*
Gordon Freeman? Wasn't you supposed to be in the test chamber an hour ago? Why are you watching videos?
@@mariofan101 are u confusing Gordon with chell?
@@ugandanknuckles1757 Nope.
AYO GORDON
@@mariofan101 gordon freeman isn’t chell ._.
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This facial burned my eyebrows off, so i guess I got my eyebrows done for free,It also burned my cheeks and now they’re very pink and glowing!! I’m loving the new look🥰
Happy to be your 300th like 😂
Nice
actually laughed out loud at the second “what’s your name? really? okay” like damn is my name really that embarrassing 😭
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Has apparently never heard of lactose intolerance. Other than that, I think she got my whole first layer of skin off! Very relaxing, only mild chemical burns.
Yeah, the last dermatologist I went to burnt half of my face off because of the arsenic in one of the face masks, glad I went here because I’m only burnt in a few patches here and there
suga no-
@@shsl_lazy suga yes 😏
LMAO WHEN AND WHY DID I WRITE THIS BAHAHAH
@@lisasimpson8725 suga yesn’t
LMAO SUGAWARA
Gibi: "Who told you that acupuncture is supposed to be painless? It's needles going in your face why would it be painless?"
She has a point though.
Pun intended?
@Among Us Edits lmao i saw it right away
*POINT*
I think that enemy got the *POINT*
Acupuncture really does hurt though 😂
Visualizing the person after they've had this facial is making me laugh so much. Bleeding, bruised, infected, covered in glitter, butter, Worcestershire sauce....and probably physically and mentally scarred for life
no amount of therapy could fix this.
You forgot "covered in severe burns"
And burned by rocks
@@iliketictacs2906 æææææææææaæaaææææææææææ
I don't think probably plays a factor in this, in the words of Timmy turner:
"No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok"
💖 timestamps because I have motivation 💖
0:00 ~ booking in / talking ~
6:13 ~ preparations ~
6:58 ~ starting ~
7:50 ~ cleaning ~
9:09 ~ brushing hair!.. (with toothbrush..?) ~
9:20 ~ pinning hair ~
9:44 ~ shaking bottle ~
9:55 ~ preparing to cleanse face ~
10:03 ~ cleansing face ~
10:16 ~ cleansing face (without gloves) ~
10:54 ~ pouring water / preparation for skin cleaner ~
11:33 ~ scissors ~
12:09 ~ gel balls on .. face.. ~
13:07 ~ tissue! ~
13:52 ~ sponge towel! ~
15:15 ~ nail- face!- face filer ~
16:52 ~ FACE- FACE GRATER..? ~ “big ole' chunk”??
17:30 ~ “highlight the problem areas I’m seeing here” ~
18:33 ~ isn’t this suppose to be for the teet- OWCH! ~
19:20 ~ that was a little.. too much.. / tissue #2 ~
20:14 ~ survival guide { where are we going with this?- } ~
21:03 ~ glitter mask preparation ~
21:43 ~ soy sauce seasoning- ~
22:26 ~ war Chester sauce ~
23:07 ~ *mYstEriOUs* liquid? ~
23:41 ~ suGa CuBe ~
24:28 ~ prepping your face with BUTTA ~
25:54 ~ glitter mask time! ✨ ~
28:04 ~ ONE acupuncture- 💀 ~
28:50 ~ crystal 🔮 ~
30:45 ~ “face sticks”
32:15 ~ checking your new face out! ~
33:52 ~ stone massage! ~
|^x- this took a while!
bump
tysm! very helpful
@Padme Amidala style points
@AlternativeAccount yeah lol
Gel balls on face🤨 just remove that gel and it'll be my cousin in a nutshell
Timestamps
- - - - - - - - - - - -
00:50 - walking in
2:00 - calling the assistant
4:15 - answering questions
6:06 - looking at your face
6:55 - face touching
7:48 - prepping your face
9:09 - "brushing" your hair
10:02 - cleansing
12:08 - putting balls on your face
13:05 - wiping your face
13:58 - expholiating
15:14 - filing your face
16:51 - grating your face
18:32 - "professional" extractions
25:15 - priming your face
25:53 - applying some sort of face, mask
28:00 - kind of accupuncturing
28:55 - crystallising you
30:57 - face sticks
33:51 - hot stone massage
Goodnight - Bred
why does my comment keep getting deleted
thank you bred
Putting balls on your face, a little sus
@@Hdthebest25 well it is a facial so
@@ThePolarBear what website am i on again
gibi: "what's your name?"
"my name's Really"
gibi: "Really? okay"
LOL
Hilarious!! 😂😂😂😂
@@ericconley7677 ooooono
underrated comment
My name is reilly and everyone calls me really no joke
can we talk about HOW FUNNY THIS IS? the fact that she’s keeping a straight face for some of these jokes has me DYING.
She definitely doesn’t there’s gonna for sure be bloopers from this vid in her next bloopers vid
@@narcisis4147 in her defense she did say “some of these jokes” but you’re definitely right for the most part
@@narcisis4147 you must have a 6th sense 😅
@@isabellah-222 I called it
The "I tired my best to get this open so I'm still going to charge you for it" had me laughing so hard.
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“she looked pretty so i trust her”
-insecure person
True
@mae Interoverts RN
real
I wonder if she does her own work on her self or if she gets it done somewhere else
Don't talk about me, please
gibi: "how much sleep do you get a night?"
me: none
gibi: "the less sleep the better"
me: hehe..yeah totally
Same
Love your pfp. Helluva Boss is a great show
So which is it Minecraft or Helluva Boss?
Nobody asked but I am currently running on an hour of sleep from three days ago, half a red bull, 2 monster energy drinks, and a blueberry mini muffin that my friend made (I'm pretty sure she drugged it).
Fucking love Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel
"do you have any allergies?"
"yeah, shrimp"
"I've never heard of that, you'll be fine"
We did it boys
Shrimp is no more
@@doggo9421 lmao
I got 500th like
@@gamerboar3255 okay, why?
Lmfaooo, where are my fellow Celiacs at that know this struggle 😂😂😂😂
Why does the Staten island accent fit so well with this character
The staten island spas always did seem shady...
The only time I've heard staten island was from pete Davidson so know when someone say that I think of him
*cries in native Staten islander*
@@alyssaandannasaccount6509 impractical jokers
@@samanthanarvaez5809 sorry :'(
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Got rid of all my acne and Rosacea! Very pleased with her performance and went home with only mild 3rd degree burns!
Eh that’s normal
aaron bro u stopped me from yawning
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"she wouldn't tell me where the fucking milk was from and it definitely wasn't old Bessie's"
-a concerned farmer
This is my favorite comment so far
Guys milk it a facial
@@stevlacky8768 😰
its cu-
@@Mimi-gj7rf -stard. it's custard, ain't it? from culver's?
“do you have allergies?”
“yeah, i’m highly allergic to kiwi-“
“eh, never heard of that, you’ll be fine”
Well... I gue- EH WELL NEVER HEARD OF IT :) I know this makes no sense
Me too it sucks
Ive actually never heard of kiwi allergies
consider this a warning 🥝
**laughs in New Zealander**
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Didn’t realise it was a spa, thought it was Denny’s.
I thought is was Disney World
I this vid
Man, I've been having a rough patch with every Denny's visit since COVID started. Every time I show up to a Denny's, they take 15-20 minutes to take our drink order. Not even close to full capacity there either, they just have 3 full tables
😂
@@ThePolarBear yeah that’s kind of what happens in the service industry when the good employees are laid off for a year and then suddenly everything opens again and people who are desperate for a job apply at places that are desperate for workers. Plus all the customers are like caged animals just let loose on society again. It’s a lot to handle on both sides.
Her methods may seem crazy, but my skin has never looked better. Well worth the price.
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“Do you have any allergies?”
Me: “No.”
“I’ve never heard of that, you’ll be fine.”
Me: *Visible Confusion*
Me: “mildly allergic to wasp and bee stings”
“I’ve never heard of that.”
Me: “really?”
“You’ll be fine.”
Me: “I would certainly hope so.”
Everyone that goes is allergic to sanity obvi lol so not having any allergies is confusing for her lol
me: just seasonal
her: never heard of that
me: (stares in motherfkerly) you've never heard of seasonal allergies?
@@codymartin6193 Imagine getting a facial and then hearing “RELEASE THE BEES”
I've got skin allergy lmao
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ my skin was glowing the next morning! Not sure if it’s the treatment itself or the radiation that resulted! And all my skin burned off so my cheekbones are so defined now! They’re visible!
£10 says she wrote that review herself 😂
@@chimchim1235 lol
It melted your face…
I bet it was that thing that she got behind the store that that dude was handing out👌 That looks like this🥚
LMAO, the thumbnail.. i’m dead 😭💀
Ikr 😂
omg batala heyyy
Waiting for this comment
The lip bite.
This was the comment I was looking for 😂😂
Fr lmao
I love how many personalities & people she can act as!
Gibi: "My assistant didn't pick up? Oh, my god. You want somethin' done right, you gotta do it yourself."
Me: $20 says her assistant is Daisy. 😀
Gibi doesn't even have to confirm it. Here you go 💵
S is als w was a good time to go but it wasn’t like that was the wrong way to do with this one ☝️ lol and morty is
@@jayden2413 exactly.
@@Buffalochickencalzone Damn you understand that? What language is it?
You beat me to it
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"She pronounced me wrong."
-Worcestershire sauce
Worshsrshshbd sauce
like warsaw mire sauce idk?
Worst Chester shite sauce?
I forgor how to laugh💀
Wuster shur sauce
This feels like an ipad game where you need to spend real money to get the good options, but you don’t do it so you get a bunch of snarky comments from the characters as a consequence
Exactly. Like say you chose leave instead of stay with them.
“I guess we weren't meant to be. Goodbye, traitor loser. I never wanna see you again.”
Episode be like
@@allisha6680 This was a direct hate tweet to episode actually 😂
@@wronglayerbutok LMFAOOO i knew it
@@pevatorex7789 is this the arcana?
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Very relaxing, almost fell asleep several times
Only thing is that the lemon zester caused an allergic reaction on my skin, but other than that it was top notch!
“What’s your name?… Really? Okay”
*few minutes later*
“Alright, I’ll go ahead and put down your name myself. What’s your name?… Really? Okay” 😭😂😂
Even if that was a mistake it fit perfectly
@@Doink_ pretty sure it wasn't a mistake, it is the "worst reviewed spa"
im your 1k like
I think that was on purpose lol, it just added to the whole aura XD
OK, can anyone talk about how her accent is almost spot-on? Being from Jersey, I hear a bunch of teachers at school with this accent, and she is nailing it!
Edit: Tysm for the likes! 1.8K in six days (in any number of days) is the most I've got!
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Retro asap a p u
Arep
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0:00 - 00:52 On the phone
00:53 - 3:56 Making an appointment/writing noises
3:57 - 6:05 Asking questions/more writing
6:06 - 9:00 Face examination with touching and light
9:01 - 9:40 brushing your hair with a tooth brush and clipping it
9:41 - 10:50 Milk cleanser
10:51 - 11:28 Pouring a glass of water
11:19 - 13:05 Gel face cleanser
13:06 - 13:22 wiping your face with tissue
13:23 - 17:30 Exfoliating
17:31 - 18:05 Highlighting problem areas
18:06 - 20:05 Extractions
20:05 - 20:39 check list
20:40 - Making you a mask
Your amazing man
The likes are less than I have expected
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- Best facial spa ever! Not the tinniest bit over priced and love the tough encouragement! May have given me a few chemical burns and maybe some minor permanent injuries but still , my now very sensitive skin feels amazing!! Loved this experience!
- extremely recommended!
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Best spa experience I've ever had. I came in with some nasty acne that no other cosmetologist could fix, and what this lady did was genius. Instead of trying to remove the acne, she just removed the face! Her advice really helped too. I stopped drinking water since my appointment, and my skin has really changed. Well... I mean I can't see it. I'm using Speech to Text at the moment...
- A dehydrated, sleep deprived, faceless client.
this comment was funnier than it had to be
lmao
Ha, I love this
"HEY, Smoothskin!"
5 stars, her hair and necklace slays!
"Do you have any allergies?" Me: "Grass" Gibi: "I've never heard of that." Me: "Really?"
Same
guess she hasnt touched grass
@skid (pumps bff) sameeee
My brother is allergic to dead grass :,)
@Un Huevo maybe they mean green pokers
GIBI: *‘Do you have any allergies?’*
Me: “Well I’m allergic to grass-“
GIBI: *‘Never heard of it, you’ll be fine.’*
You’ve got a stack of likes also never go touch grass okay!
Same here- it’s not fun when I have to cut the grass in our garden
My opinion worst allergies are air and people
"Shes a gamer girl, never touched grass-"
If I get out of a pool or something like that and roll around in fresh cut grass, I get broke out. weird yes I know
You are so good at accents 😩 I LOVE the voice of this character so much. I'm obsessed
I don't think she's worst reviewed, I think she's most wanted
Or both
@A W I think they meant she’s _criminally_ wanted (like America’s Most Wanted). Then again, maybe not LOL
True {Being a bit sarcastic.okay.}
Sammy Ursula your SO right
Just her accent and the “Hello.” After she hung up with her mom is just. . . Five stars already! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
thats six stars
@@thereienteredaname3977 where
@@katelikessnails BAHAHAH i dont even remeber writing that mustve been late tbh mb mate
@@thereienteredaname3977 no that's not six are you blind
@@penisman221 did you see my other reply
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“exfoliated the life out of me, literally.”
- deceased, 2000-2021
rip 🤍🥀
Can agree, confused my face with a prepared steak and cooked myself
@@SneccTheSnake i-💀
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Best sleep of your life though, right?
This is the first video I saw of Gibi and it’s my fav. I come back to it daily. The character is my favorite and would love to see her again!
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Just some mild chemical burns- and the woman has never heard of being allergic to gluten nor would she tell me where the milk came from but overall nice experience.
Gibi: They need….A LOT of help.
Me: Didn’t realize these were a tailored experience 🥲
Hi
It's so realistic 🙃
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I giggled so hard at how magnified your eyes were. A funny juxtaposition to how rude and judgmental you were being. 😂 I love how you can laugh at yourself.
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lol
That part had dead 🤣🤣 my mood went relaxed to wtf??? To dead laughing to omg what are you doing to my face? 😬
Same! I couldn’t stop laughing
The beginning tho 00:15 “mom that wound will heal” like if I heard that I’d leave asap💀
"Somebody needs a lotta help. A LOTTA help."
I know Gibi, I know.
How to Uno Reverse without a Uno Reverse
@@mr.trashbin307 ainsley
I need ALOT of help ... My bestie does too. 😃
We not gonna talk about how she sounds like goomar or goomah
I love how hard she roasts us & then she only extracts 3 spots. Imagine someone being like “your skin is HORRIFYING” for having acne
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"I no longer have a forehead somehow"
-A confused customer missing their forehead
This was one of the actual funny comments I've seen in a while
FNAF
wof?
@@jacexplosions oh god that took me a second to get oh no that’s terrible but it’s amazing
@@cero_tut congratulations! you have the humor of a 4th grader.
No sentence has ever struck the fear of God into me quite like "these are my acupuncture needles, I got them from Jo Anns"
As a 21 year old who regularly gets mistaken for a teenager, the "we can't let anyone under the age of 12 in here" joke felt like a target. I am weeeeak!! 😂
i’m the same age and the nurse at my doctors office asked me if i was about to start high school???
Ahaha! Same age, was walking past my old school today and got scolded for skipping classes by some teacher…
As a 21 year old myself, I hope y’all realize that most 21 year olds still look more or less like your mid to late teenage selves *at least* 💀 like pls lmao y’all shouldn’t be drastically aging overnight 😭
@@blue3374 Yeah true!! I'm trying to grow up too fast I guess lol!!
sAME I AM 21 AND I STILL GET ID CHECKED WHEN I BUY MY CIGARETTES
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SHE WAS REALLY NICE AND NOT MEAN AT ALL. HER CRYSTALS ARE GOOD. HER HANDS ARE NICE AND COLD.
PLEASE SEND HELP
@Benjamin Stieglitz ...
I was here first victim you can't get help. I tried to call the police then I was shot in the head. She then put me in your walls.
Her: your fine
"Do you want a numbing cream?"
"Did you bring one? No?"
"Then I can't really help you" 🤣🤣🤣
20:45
“Boom, bam, buttered”
I C O N I C
Gibi: *”You allergic to anything?”*
Me: “Yea, gluten and lacto-“
Gibi: *”Never heard of that, you’ll be fine.”*
Me: *”oh okay”*
kokichi 😼
Gibi: *Instantly puts milk cleanser on you*
@@grrrbarkwoof my fav
@@mocking_jay1372 do you know what lactose intolerance is…
Gibi : Literally shreds a chunk off of my face
Also Gibi : " *We EXFOLIATIN* "
“Don’t ever exercise”
Me who lies around all day already: don’t worry I gotchu fam 👍
s a m e lmao
Same
Don’t we all lmfao
same
Hi thanks so much for this. Best laugh I've had for ages. Good work
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She has clean and clear skin so I trust her. Also her insults are so relaxing I fell asleep, just to wake up with super smooth eyebrows and skin feeling like molasses on a pancake. To think of it, I smell like one too. Delicious, 10/10.
i love how all of the “worst reviewed asmr” is in a new york accent
What the fuck did we do
@@BarnaclesOnABoot hahahah😂
@@BarnaclesOnABoot heyyyy no bad words 😤
name one good thing that ever came out of new york
Lmao NY Worst
"and when they come home... They're not gonna like what they see." QUOTE OF THE YEAR
plot twist:she’s the witch from hansel and gretel and she’s preparing us for dinner
Wt flip
Wow this comment-
It all makes sense now
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Did her job very well got exactly what i payed for!
-A masochist
“Oh hey your back what is this you 10th time this month?”
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@@bejeebustheshrekkiestofthe9523 nice
The pfp explains that itself
@@walterrising4276 wdym by that
"There's a sink in the bathroom, if ya want that" is the most passive aggressive thing I've heard all day 🤣
Jim Gaffigan: “This is more watery than water. This has got a water kick to it.”
Tf you on about bro. It’s an asmr video not a piece of classical music
Bill Cosby: “Gray hair is God's graffiti.”
Gotta love Jim Gaffigan
Estoy lol
@@jinjey205 who are you talking to?
Me: i’m so stressed, I want to go to a spa.
Mom: don’t be silly, we have spa at home.
Spa at home:
I'm obsessed with this series. So funny.
I never knew she could act this well. It was like a different person speaking plus the asmr skills. Amazing talent!
"Do you want a numbing cream or anything? Did you you bring one? No? Well I can't really help you then."
Gibi, you are a comedic genius.
Gibi making the mask was me making “potions” in the shower when I was little with the different shampoos and such 😂
I swear everyone did this as a kid! Haha, I remember doing this all the time. I’d mix shampoo, soaps, conditioners, mouth wash, tooth paste lol anything I could find in the bathroom that was slightly liquid! We all were wizards/witches 🤣🤣😂😂💖💖
I went around the house making potions with syrup, handsoap, shampoo-- basically ANY liquid I could get my hands on
I remember trying to make frozen cookies from grated coloured chalks which I used to steal from school (trying to make rainbow cookies). I wonder how my mom put up with me putting all the chalk paste in the freezer😅
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO DO THAT LMAO
@@Kat-Bat I kind of did this, I mixed them so I wouldn't have to put on shampoo and then conditioner. Mix em and it's fasta
The fact that this gives me tingles despite being FULLY unhinged is truly a testament to your skill lolol
“How much sleep do you get per night?”
2 hours
“The less the better”
:-)
“Don’t ever exercise”
I literally never
“Don’t drink water”
I’m too focused on other things to be drinking water
I’m now the perfect customer for the place
petition for a cafe roleplay here: specifically a boba shop roleplay
OMG thanks for the likes! hopefully gibi sees this and we can get our roleplay!
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That would be awesome
yes yes yes yes yes
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Heck yes
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“Acted just how I would if I met myself”
- me 2021
Same
Same
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asked for a facial and got one, i loved the unique-ness of this facial and love the fact my face is burning and peeling but am still wandering where the milk was from!
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“Still not sure why people pay for her services.”
- Her Mom
your pfp😍
Why does she not have an acting career already she can portray anyone
This channel IS her acting career!
Go watch Ephemeral Rift, he is a True master of ASMR acting
Send her to Dhar Mann!
@@raivancumblaster1392 he is the goat of asmr acting
Gibi is like the attractive friend you got but you didn’t notice how attractive she was until later on
just seeing the thumbnail I was like "IS THAT A CHEESE GRATER?!?!?!"
i think it’s a thing for the dead skin on your foot
I work for a restaurant and we use it as a tool to skin a like for a key lime pie
it looks like a zester like for lemon zest but it could also be a dead skin scrubber idk
That's definitely a zester, but tbh you could probably use it for calluses if you really wanted to🤷🏻♀️
A microplane
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It’s a whole experience. I can’t explain it besides funny, thought out, and surprisingly a bit violent. I only took a star off cause it was too relaxing. 9/10 would recommend to those who want a layer of their face removed and want to feel like they are food being prepared to cook.
*Me forgetting again that Daisy isn’t a separate person but actually Gibi *
…she reminds me of a lethargic Daisy
Reading this while daisy is my irl name lol
@@Starrieyedhockey ok
I can hear part Daisy, part Raven and part Linda.
Lethargic Jersey daisy
This is just Daisy's Jersey relative
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She made me feel validated.
- me, a 25 year-old insomniac, "couch potato" and sugar lover.
your comment made me feel seen
Noice
I ate ice cream while i watched this
Hahaha this comment is so cute
Now TH-cam is validating me, wow. Thank you for making me feel less alone in not having adulting figured out, people!
Can we just take a moment to appreciate how great her bangs look
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My skin is well-fed after she cooked a meal on my face. She was even considerate enough to butter my face so the nutrient mask wouldn’t stick! I’ll come back next time for the full leather polish treatment!
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She rubbed me all over someone's face
- the lemon zester
😂😂😂
Kinky
Trust me pal we didn't like it when you were rubbed on our face either
"Yeah.. Somebody needs a lot of help. A LOT of help."
Damn why she exposing us like that-
Edit: damn how did this reach 2k likes in a day? I appreciate it thx 😌
Lol
idk bruh lmao
true fact, also i love ur profile pic
Truth hurts
Truth hurts bad dam
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“Told me i should cut back on the water. Tried it & my lips shriveled up. 1 star!!!”
okay but how do you get these characters spot on?! Your commentary is something that I would never find in any other youtuber!
“Somebody needs a LOT of help” that one got a hearty chuckle lol
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“I can’t feel my face when I’m with you”
“But i love it”
“But I love it” x2
Gibi: “Do you have any allergies?”
Me:” I’m allergic to good reviewed Spa’s”
Gibi:” You’ll be alright then”
6:21 THE GLASSES OMG
"are you allergic to anything?"
me: yeah im allergic to citrus, so like oranges and-
"never heard of that you'll be fine"
me: 👁👄👁
Me: girl you livin under a rock?
( not you, the girl gibi is cosplaying )
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@@Shroom-._-. "cosplaying"
I love the implication that the viewer let all this happen and had no issue with much of what she was doing until 31:09 when they wonder why she's holding the bottles wrong.
We took a nail file to the face and only when she holds the bottles wrong do we intervene
We trusted the process for too long
"You don't really need to ask where the milk is from, it's not really any of your business" oh my god I'm dead 😂
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Gibi: What are you here for?
Me: You’re mom-