Billy sharpy and the Lovely Nia debates about whether its okay to carry a knife even if your girlfriend asked you not to. Note: video contains VULGAR LANGUAGE.
@@Chris-fn4dfno. It’s a real thing. Probably over-diagnosed and I have no doubt that they are many who lay claim to it for whatever reason, but it does exist and it is serious, and it does not mean the person with such a Dx is a fragile snowflake.
@@drbibhis7345 Men need to realize that they marry EXACTLY what they deserve. Bill's always talking sh*t and expects a Victoria's Secret Model. I'm glad he didn't get a Destiny's Child. He isn't a graceful dude, women like a Michelle Williams avoid crass men like Bill. It's important how you carry yourself as a man ie. Robert Kardashian attracted Blac Chyna because how HE carried himself. Meanwhile the other nicer girls friends with Khloe didn't want him.
I always carry a knife if I can. It has always been a pocket knife but a small one. I always consider a tool more than a weapon. It comes in handy all the time. So if she can convince the guy that size doesn’t matter maybe he can change😂😂😂
A lot of people carry a knife everywhere. The part that threw me was that it is a foot long fixed blade lol. First of all how do you even conceal that, second of all why would you need a knife that big. Like Bill said, at what point is a sword? Even if someday you had to use that for self defense I don't think the cops would see it that way.
I mean, that wouldn't be that hard to conceal tbh, especially if the blade width is thin. Horizontally, small of your back on the belt. Wear a sweatshirt and boom, it's hidden. Means he can only get it with one hand though
9:27 so damn cute XD but seriously how many times has this guy found the knife comes in handy, if its more than three times a day, thats terrifying!! 😂
I think he should ditch the girlfriend and start dating Marjorie Taylor Greene, then they could go deer hunting together without wearing their blaze orange, a nice buckskin jacket and a festive little moosehorn hat. P.s John Wick only needed a pencil. Maybe he's not in as good of shape as he thinks he is? P.s.s From This Moment forward bill shall be known as cupcake. 😏
As soon as i heard "my girlfriend doesnt like it when i walk around with a knife" my first thought was the mental image of dude just walkign arpund the house knife in hand being vaguely threatening to the girlfriend 😂
I also have a knife like that in my truck door...and a hammer in the door behind me...and brass knuckles in the center console. Plus my pistol, of course.
This guy clearly is always talking about it and making it obvious and 12 inch fucking knife under your coat is ridiculous... I carry a small pocket knife and 9mm wherever I go and have never had any problems with people knowing or being uncomfortable about it because most people don't know, my last girlfriend didn't find out for 6 months and was ok with it
I'm a Heathen and I carry a sax (kind of like a machete) around with me everywhere I go. In Heathenry a man must not leave his home unarmed, so, I don't. My wife is also a Heathen and of course she's fine with it but past girlfriends have been really freaked out by it.
I dated a gal who was not a fan of the fact that I carried 5 knives everywhere. A fancy knife, a beater knife, a box cutter, and a multi-tool with two different knives. Rule #9 is "never go anywhere without a knife."
I think better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it....even if it's not foe self defense what if your in a car accident and your seat belt lock?
I'm with Nia on this one, but to be fair: This sounds very much like a "you knew what you were getting" type of issue, and transversely, why nice guys finish last.
Everyone should carry some kind of knife.. ..Even if you never have to use it for defense, a pocket knife can come in handy for countless other situations.. (i freed a bird trapped in some fishing-line once!)
Normally I'd be with Nia, but I think she's extremely short sided on this one. Bill even gave her hint, but she was too far gone already. On the streets nowadays, it's crazy. I live in Raleigh NC, small city relatively calm. Although when I'm in downtown or FFS a Wal-Mart there can be issues. It's sad, I know but we don't have millions of dollars to buy the best alarm systems, or have ppl go fo our groceries. We have to go out in the real world and unfortunately like Billiam said it "It be crazy" haha! The guy doesn't mean his girlfriend or the blade, it's deeper that that, it's his sense of security or the blade. Nia doesn't get it because she out of touch and that's fine. Yet Bill who is also successful is the one with more prospective.
Big question here is why does this guy feel like he needs to carry around a goddamn machete everywhere he goes just to "feel a small sense of security", like dude you've got some MUCH bigger problems if you need a foot long fixed blade walking around a first world country to feel slightly secure. I never thought telling someone to just get a gun could be considered a step down but here we are, so ditch the sword, get a pocket .22 (I promise that's still more useful), and get about four different therapists while you're at it because you have what the kids call ISSUES
The knife is stupid. I had a buddy who would do the same shit & all it did was get him in trouble. Plus, knives that big you gotta carry on your belt, like an open carry fire arm. If he's a marine, he doesn't need it & just wants it. Plus, if you carry, you gotta be ready to use it if things get squirrelly. Would you rather explain a fight to the cops, which is incredibly defendable, or why you stabbed 3-4 people with a foot long blade when you're a marine?
I wonder what would that girlfriend say if he wanted to concealed carry a gun... If he's trained, in shape and accustomed to assessing a dangerous situation quickly - he's the one everyone around should hope carries a weapon. Would she oppose a gun compared to a Rambo knife? To me that knife is a nonsensical idea, a gun would be a much more sensible carry, provided that he really is as capable as he says... Carrying a Rambo knife indeed is some kind of a mental/ego problem. An ex-Marine should carry a gun, not a film prop. Every normal person should carry a utility knife, some may like to carry a larger knife as an emergency defence tool, but a 12" fixblade is good for some tropical forest commando operator and makes no sense whatsoever in a city.
Nia got it, he needs to grow the F up. I'm from Texas and use to carry a pocket knife at all times. Not for protection but for work, and it would feel weird without it. I even learned to throw the knife with a 8ft radius, (became a dart champion). But in today's day and all the scare they have on TV with these gun nuts. And once again I'm from TX and am part of the gun nuts, but there is a line. As the saying goes, "you don't bring a knife to a gun fight"a
I can see Nia’s point. If this dude is just carrying this knife because of his ego as an in-shape ex-Marine and he’s gonna choose that over his girlfriend, he’s messed up. However, carrying a weapon around for self-defense reasons is also legit. Could this guy have PTSD? Maybe. Or, maybe he is simply wiser and more alert to the dangers of the world than his girlfriend. I think Nia is being a little unnecessarily judgmental of people who carry weapons. We need more upstanding citizens of conscience trained and prepared in the use of weapons. There is an unbelievable amount of violent crime they takes place on the street, and we need to be prepared to defend ourselves.
Keep your fucking knife bro, the streets are wild out there. If you both get jumped and he doesn't have anything to protect them both, you'd hear how he's not a real man for not protecting her.
"I don't need to be a chef to know the toast is burnt." I'm stealing that one.
What a bar
A foot long fixed blade.... Alright Rambo lol
John Matrix and John Rambo in Rambo Commando!!! 🤣
@@nunyabusiness9013Rambo Commando! Rambo Commando! Rambo Commando!
short sword lol 😂
Bro is walking around with a Roman gladius 😂
😂
When he says he "trained with weapons" before the Marine Corps he's referring to the authentic weapons of the far east booth at his local flea market.
I trained with a long line of mall ninjas; I don't mean generations of them, it was just a long queue.
How tf Bill never heard of PTSD 😂
Cause he's got it😂😂
PTSD is just a term for “I was confronted by reality”
@@Chris-fn4dfno. It’s a real thing. Probably over-diagnosed and I have no doubt that they are many who lay claim to it for whatever reason, but it does exist and it is serious, and it does not mean the person with such a Dx is a fragile snowflake.
"He brings his work home" done 🤣
He probably failed to mention he wears a bandana and camouflage.
Nias laughing after Bill said "Foot long Fix blade knife " 😂😂 I love her laugh
These two together is awesome on so many levels.
Chica forgot she was dating a real life crocodile Dundee!
“Because one other hand is on his fuckin knife? That’s still a problem”
Nia is absolutely so funny it blows me away
Lol definitely one of her best lines ever
"Get out of the relationship" lol Bill's kneejerk response to everything.
Or rub one out
Except to the one relationship where it should be done
@@drbibhis7345 Men need to realize that they marry EXACTLY what they deserve. Bill's always talking sh*t and expects a Victoria's Secret Model. I'm glad he didn't get a Destiny's Child. He isn't a graceful dude, women like a Michelle Williams avoid crass men like Bill. It's important how you carry yourself as a man ie. Robert Kardashian attracted Blac Chyna because how HE carried himself. Meanwhile the other nicer girls friends with Khloe didn't want him.
@@drbibhis7345Bitter little boy
@@anonymousbo0318 bitter? How? His wife is the worst
Thanks for the post.. great pic of these two!
omg that's hilarious HAAHAH! The fact that Nia says Kung Fu Master has a lethal weapons and Bill not knowing what PTSD is
Lol I loved Bill's impression of West Coast rap. He knows how to boil down entire genres of music to like 3 notes.
He’s right though
@@likearollingstone007that’s what that first guy literally said
You guys look BEAUTIFUL together!!
The floyd Mayweather joke is probably what got Bill to cameo on Barry, it's the same spirit
Bill Burr married the right woman. Nobody else could wrangle him.
"I don't need to be a chef to know the toast is burned."
Nia: I heard you screaming when I was out on the balcony
Bill: I was singing
Nia: Same thing... lmao
She’s constantly nagging him. Unbearable
Damn u guys r hilarious together . .
I always carry a knife if I can. It has always been a pocket knife but a small one. I always consider a tool more than a weapon. It comes in handy all the time. So if she can convince the guy that size doesn’t matter maybe he can change😂😂😂
Yeah, I always carry a knife, too. I was on this guy's side until he said it was a foot long fixed blade knife.
Marines are definitely a different sort of different but I agree with Nia on this one its an ego thing.
A foot long knife? Get a concealed carry Rambo.
He might not be American
@@a.m11558 yeah if he was american he would carry a gun, not a knife waiting for a wallaby to attack you XD
"Hey I tell jokes at home"..... guys bringing their work home.... I'm still laughing.... sorry Nia.... too 😁 funny
And I’m stealing that toast quote lol
Guy thinks he’s a samurai lol
No Marine would call themselves an ex-Marine...
One who’s no longer serving and didn’t peak in high school would
A JELLY DOUGHNUT!?!?!!!
Can't be a very good marine if he can't do it without a knife.
I hope you have been a Marine, because if you haven't you shouldn't talk
When she said kung fu master 😂😂😂
Till they get robbed then shes asks "wheres your knife"?
hes the guy bringing a knife to a gun fight LOL
A lot of people carry a knife everywhere. The part that threw me was that it is a foot long fixed blade lol. First of all how do you even conceal that, second of all why would you need a knife that big. Like Bill said, at what point is a sword? Even if someday you had to use that for self defense I don't think the cops would see it that way.
I assume that's a full-tang knife that's 12 inches plus handle. That's pretty crazy to carry around, and I'm a blade fanantic.
I mean, that wouldn't be that hard to conceal tbh, especially if the blade width is thin. Horizontally, small of your back on the belt. Wear a sweatshirt and boom, it's hidden. Means he can only get it with one hand though
The genius of keeping it real!! Keep it coming guys!!
This is so good. Is this recent? Listened monday morning podcast till like 2017 and recently started listening podcast again
I could listen their banter all day
Did Crocodile Dundee write this email? Haha that's ridiculous
9:27 so damn cute XD
but seriously how many times has this guy found the knife comes in handy, if its more than three times a day, thats terrifying!! 😂
I think he should ditch the girlfriend and start dating Marjorie Taylor Greene, then they could go deer hunting together without wearing their blaze orange, a nice buckskin jacket and a festive little moosehorn hat. P.s John Wick only needed a pencil. Maybe he's not in as good of shape as he thinks he is? P.s.s From This Moment forward bill shall be known as cupcake. 😏
As soon as i heard "my girlfriend doesnt like it when i walk around with a knife" my first thought was the mental image of dude just walkign arpund the house knife in hand being vaguely threatening to the girlfriend 😂
G'day mate, that's not a knife, this is a knife.. What if you just got back from the Aussie outback?
I'd bring back a kangaroo head! ✌️
This guy for sure does that thing where he stabs fast in-between in fingers randomly with his knife. Haha
You guys are fantastic. I love you both.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t beeline bill even defended carrying knife for a second.
Anyone from England knows carrying round a knife leads to trouble 💀
Lol we live in a real country, not the UK
I also have a knife like that in my truck door...and a hammer in the door behind me...and brass knuckles in the center console. Plus my pistol, of course.
Love how Nia nailed it within the first few sentences.
This guy clearly is always talking about it and making it obvious and 12 inch fucking knife under your coat is ridiculous... I carry a small pocket knife and 9mm wherever I go and have never had any problems with people knowing or being uncomfortable about it because most people don't know, my last girlfriend didn't find out for 6 months and was ok with it
Boom. This right here is the way. Thank you for being the example, “they shouldn’t know till they need to” is a philosophy more should practice
I'm a Heathen and I carry a sax (kind of like a machete) around with me everywhere I go. In Heathenry a man must not leave his home unarmed, so, I don't. My wife is also a Heathen and of course she's fine with it but past girlfriends have been really freaked out by it.
Sounds like he can handle himself without the foot long blade
"Third person!"😂😂
She attacked bill with that "You don't like doggy style"
“Even gun nuts aren’t carrying it constantly” LMAO, LOL even
Yeah she's outta her gourd. I don't go anywhere with mine not on me
If you have a knife and he has a gun then he has a knife and a gun
My girl asks me to remember my knife when we go out.
Nia's Snoop joke at the beginning!
guarantee this guy is subscribed to several of those "how to be a man, cigar and coffee, grindset, everyday carry, bullshit" youtube channels
A foot long? Thats not a knife; thats a small machete.
We all bring our work home. 😅
I dated a gal who was not a fan of the fact that I carried 5 knives everywhere. A fancy knife, a beater knife, a box cutter, and a multi-tool with two different knives.
Rule #9 is "never go anywhere without a knife."
She makes some good points. Good luck with all that Bill.
I thought it was going to be a pocket knife, 2-inch max 😂
I think better to have it and not need it then to need it and not have it....even if it's not foe self defense what if your in a car accident and your seat belt lock?
GO BILLY GO BILLY GO … 😊
The lil wayne roast was funny AF 😅😂 as a Lil wayne Fan that was hilarious
Snoop and shaq are marketing kings
Nia may not be a chef but she was cookin on this episode
How about a compromise? Why not use a concealable knife that isn't a foot long?
Holy shit, if this guy had been from the Australian bush I would have thought Crocodile Dundee listens to Bill Burr
to be fair I bring my bullshit everywhere I go so...
No he should be able to carry his knife if legal!
What's wrong with having protection for yourself as you walk around the streets? It's for defense
I'm with Nia on this one, but to be fair: This sounds very much like a "you knew what you were getting" type of issue, and transversely, why nice guys finish last.
I can understand a switchblade but a foot long blade? 😂 bros carrying around a dagger so he can feel like a badass.
Yup! Sounds loony toons to me. Nia Is spot on!
If he DOES decide to leave it at home, it shouldn't be on date night
This guy is just Roberto from futurama
Everyone should carry some kind of knife..
..Even if you never have to use it for defense, a pocket knife can come in handy for countless other situations.. (i freed a bird trapped in some fishing-line once!)
Everybody most certainly shouldn’t carry a knife you 🤡 way too many unhinged people out there, grow a brain
Normally I'd be with Nia, but I think she's extremely short sided on this one. Bill even gave her hint, but she was too far gone already.
On the streets nowadays, it's crazy. I live in Raleigh NC, small city relatively calm. Although when I'm in downtown or FFS a Wal-Mart there can be issues. It's sad, I know but we don't have millions of dollars to buy the best alarm systems, or have ppl go fo our groceries. We have to go out in the real world and unfortunately like Billiam said it "It be crazy" haha!
The guy doesn't mean his girlfriend or the blade, it's deeper that that, it's his sense of security or the blade. Nia doesn't get it because she out of touch and that's fine. Yet Bill who is also successful is the one with more prospective.
Big question here is why does this guy feel like he needs to carry around a goddamn machete everywhere he goes just to "feel a small sense of security", like dude you've got some MUCH bigger problems if you need a foot long fixed blade walking around a first world country to feel slightly secure. I never thought telling someone to just get a gun could be considered a step down but here we are, so ditch the sword, get a pocket .22 (I promise that's still more useful), and get about four different therapists while you're at it because you have what the kids call ISSUES
Bill goes to brunch way too much these days. 😊
that small pizza break thing Nia said was cringe AF! Ooof
Get rid of the knife and maybe she won't find the gun you carry. 😂
Lovely Nia? Not!
I’m not a perfect person 😂
The knife is stupid. I had a buddy who would do the same shit & all it did was get him in trouble. Plus, knives that big you gotta carry on your belt, like an open carry fire arm. If he's a marine, he doesn't need it & just wants it. Plus, if you carry, you gotta be ready to use it if things get squirrelly. Would you rather explain a fight to the cops, which is incredibly defendable, or why you stabbed 3-4 people with a foot long blade when you're a marine?
I don't see what the problem is. Some people carry weapons for protection.
I'm always on Baldy's side, but this time Nia is right
Listen, first of all.
What?
Shit be crazy.
😂
I know why the guy has a footlong knife at all times he's overcompensating for something, probably drives a truck with a 14 inch lift kit to
I wonder what would that girlfriend say if he wanted to concealed carry a gun... If he's trained, in shape and accustomed to assessing a dangerous situation quickly - he's the one everyone around should hope carries a weapon.
Would she oppose a gun compared to a Rambo knife? To me that knife is a nonsensical idea, a gun would be a much more sensible carry, provided that he really is as capable as he says...
Carrying a Rambo knife indeed is some kind of a mental/ego problem. An ex-Marine should carry a gun, not a film prop. Every normal person should carry a utility knife, some may like to carry a larger knife as an emergency defence tool, but a 12" fixblade is good for some tropical forest commando operator and makes no sense whatsoever in a city.
Bro is acting like he’s carrying 2 loaded glocks. Fragile ego.
Nia got it, he needs to grow the F up. I'm from Texas and use to carry a pocket knife at all times. Not for protection but for work, and it would feel weird without it. I even learned to throw the knife with a 8ft radius, (became a dart champion). But in today's day and all the scare they have on TV with these gun nuts. And once again I'm from TX and am part of the gun nuts, but there is a line. As the saying goes, "you don't bring a knife to a gun fight"a
I'm lost, are you saying he should lose the knife and get a gun?
I sleep with my knife
Carry a Folder knife, soldier boy! WTF needs a 12" fixed blade?
Take it easy, Crocodile Dundee......
Foot long blade is a bit excessive lol just get a subcompact 9mm handgun, lighter and more concealable
Crocodile Dundee's girl let him keep his Knife,...I'm just sayin...
I can see Nia’s point. If this dude is just carrying this knife because of his ego as an in-shape ex-Marine and he’s gonna choose that over his girlfriend, he’s messed up.
However, carrying a weapon around for self-defense reasons is also legit. Could this guy have PTSD? Maybe. Or, maybe he is simply wiser and more alert to the dangers of the world than his girlfriend. I think Nia is being a little unnecessarily judgmental of people who carry weapons. We need more upstanding citizens of conscience trained and prepared in the use of weapons. There is an unbelievable amount of violent crime they takes place on the street, and we need to be prepared to defend ourselves.
I don’t like West coast rap like that either, Billy!
Get a pew pew that’s better
Keep your fucking knife bro, the streets are wild out there. If you both get jumped and he doesn't have anything to protect them both, you'd hear how he's not a real man for not protecting her.
😂
But u also built , knock dem fools out
A knife os fucking pointless Crocodile Dundee. The mans afake anyways
im not going to jeopardize my safety for someone elses comfort. i open carry a machete often and always carry a blade on me. get a new gf. 🍻
"His ego and paranoia" gotta say nia really me rubs me the wrong way sometimes....barely heard anything and already hear her rolling her eyes
was she wrong?