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I remember when you injured your knee or something awhile back (I think it was you?). I got bad knees, so I'm waiting for the day when I pop it on the field :(
As a airsoft person I can confirm I feel I'm the only person that plays airsoft that's actually chill and not a crybaby That's why I'm looking into playing paintball to
i got roped into paintball once. my friend told everyone to split up, so i ran off into the woods. about a 90 minutes later, i finally found my way back to the starting point. i'd been totally lost and wandering around in circles out there. i hadn't seen an enemy or friendly player the entire match. never fired one shot. first and last time i ever did that shit.
@5:00, my cousin and I made a final round charge for the flag like this. He ran out of paint, so we charged with him dry firing to draw fire in a kamikaze sort of move. The other guys all retreated. On the charge, he ran out of air. We bunkered down close, and he said alright, I'm just gonna go down hard. Scoops up a handful of old watery woods paintballs and takes off running screaming. They retreated again. We captured the flag. Ran out of time though lol.
Lol 3:14 me uh the ol days of strapping a gopro to my hat and hoping it would stay on.😅 glad to say I have grown out of that and have a 3d printed mount for my mask
I dislocated my shoulder playing paintball years ago. Tripped over a root at full sprint while shooting with one hand. Resulted in an involuntary cartwheel. Shoulder dislocated in the middle of the cartwheel and then forced back in when I landed on it trashing my rotator cuff. Assholes wouldn't quit shooting me, probably hit 50+ times while laying there disoriented, blind (goggles completely covered in paint after coming to a stop), and in pain. I kept waving the only arm that worked and they just kept shooting. 20 years later my shoulder still bothers me.
its Awesome to see a channel i used to watch all the time getting big idk if you remember me but its Sparkyhellion. If you do remember me that would be beyond awesome haha
I went to dive behind a bunker one time and took a chunk out of my collarbone I didn't feel it until later that night after I laid down on the couch then couldn't move. 10-10 worst pain ever
I see a lot of people who play now, they have full padding and plastic armor and all that. When i started to play, it was, shorts, t-shirt and steel toes lol
haven't played in forever, but i remember a couple that makes me wish i was as lucky as the guys that just tripped. slid out on the mud, snapped the neck on my hopper, and got shot about 20 times before i could even call myself out. other one i rushed to a foxhole (learned about inspecting the field beforehand from this one) and jumped in over the sandbags...it was full of thorn bushes and i was wearing shorts.
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My smoke grenade fail still makes me laugh to this day, LOL.
it was a good idea
@N8TV ROFL, just smoked out the wrong squad LOL
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Hey man Where was that clip dude shot in head There was sound effect HEADSHOT
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I remember when you injured your knee or something awhile back (I think it was you?). I got bad knees, so I'm waiting for the day when I pop it on the field :(
Shoot first say surrender later
Speed ball
Dude you should name this to Stupidest Paintball players instead of Paintball fails
Nobody is talking about the guy barfing at 11:59
Paintball people are so much more chill that air soft people
Ikr
Honestly it's why I'm looking to paintball and not airsoft right now. Airsoft seems to be over run with raging cry babies trying to play soldier.
As a airsoft person I can confirm
I feel I'm the only person that plays airsoft that's actually chill and not a crybaby
That's why I'm looking into playing paintball to
i run into more chill people in airsoft then i do paintball idk maybe just where i live
Ehhh you have idiots in both tbh.
I remember i went paintballing for my birthday and my cousin shot me in the ass. I was dying of laughter
Yo why does that guy have a hatchet😂😂😂
3:00
Nothing in the rules saying you can’t use melee, shoot I’ve seen people use toy lightsabers.😂
In Paintball If you run out of air and the enemy is close you can eliminate him or her with a melee gun but obviously made out of plastic
2:33 *chillin on the snow* "so..you guys wanna keep shooting?" 🤣
i got roped into paintball once. my friend told everyone to split up, so i ran off into the woods.
about a 90 minutes later, i finally found my way back to the starting point. i'd been totally lost and wandering around in circles out there. i hadn't seen an enemy or friendly player the entire match. never fired one shot.
first and last time i ever did that shit.
Sucks to suck
😂 nice
0:59-1:03 the doctors when you are about to have a baby
"Shit, that hit you?"
*Giggle* "yeah...?"
My soul left my body.
As far as the guy on the other guys shoulders being legal...I sure as hell dont see why not. Teamwork makes the dream work homie
8:37 was the funniest one ive seen
Fr!!! I need that tune tho asap😄😄
5:26 this is why we wear a cup...
8:43 is the best part of this vid lol
Imagine having a dislocated shoulder and then still getting shot by a double trigger
The pain is too real !! Lol
Reminded me of when I dislocated my elbow like a month ago, I know his pain and then some lol
that one made me cringe and made my stomach turn
1:55 more proof we paintballers can’t run. I watch this channel between matches! Best in TH-cam hands down.
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Imagine you're getting ramped, and your bunker just flies away.
🤣
@5:00, my cousin and I made a final round charge for the flag like this. He ran out of paint, so we charged with him dry firing to draw fire in a kamikaze sort of move. The other guys all retreated. On the charge, he ran out of air. We bunkered down close, and he said alright, I'm just gonna go down hard. Scoops up a handful of old watery woods paintballs and takes off running screaming. They retreated again. We captured the flag. Ran out of time though lol.
I love how airsoft, people not calling hits is kind of normal and then you go onto this and it's like "Who doesn't call their hits?"
8:09 big guy on the right is me lol hahaha but you can almost see me lol
That's awesome man!!
Nightmare PB fuck ya man, that was one hell of a day though playing out there and shit and I nearly seen fall there or what ever lol hahaha
7:57 is an air craft type.. and so is the time of this shot and the bunker type 😂
That beginning mercy shot is so fucking funny
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I miss paintball. I work weekend shift at my job. Love only working 3 days a week, but hate that the fields near me are only open on weekends. 😢
7:55 my favorite clip
just hurts the heart seeing all the paintballs just fall out the hopper, like damn all that money gone
5:49 did i hit you
yea
ah shit sorry
xDDDD
4:49 laying in a stream and still getting kills
0:29 - this laughter sounds like a bird from some island
Out of this whole video, I laughed way to hard at that kid getting scared and grabbing their chest.
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8:45
The barrier was like “I must go my people need me”
2:32 This dude straight tried to bunker from a mile away, while he had cover; instead of just shooting them lol
Right?!
Finally this is back I love that I got featured in one lol
@PaddyCakee which clips was you? put a time stamp
@@themercenary1074 I did in a different comment
3:14
2:53 can't tell if he is too nice or too new
Nightmare is the best. He’s legit going back to his old vids and liking comments still
You betcha!!
@2:20 why was I thinking about doing this yesterday as an advantage lmao
Finally more funny paint ball fails and more of my favorite content from my favorite Canadian paintballer
Thanks man, that means a lot!
4:19 People like this, I will not trust with an actual gun. Lol XD
"That's nasty" got me 😂😂😂
LMAO it happens to the best of us lmao barrel sock was still on when game started 😂😂 😂
Worst part about dread cam losing his lunch is that he need to borrow a mask earlier in the day and when that went down he was using mine
GROSS!!!
Lol 3:14 me uh the ol days of strapping a gopro to my hat and hoping it would stay on.😅 glad to say I have grown out of that and have a 3d printed mount for my mask
Pooped smoke thinking it was a video game 😂. I like the energy they had even if it wasn’t going to work.
Obv a Bangalore main
@@yigaclan8121💯😂😂
@@yigaclan8121 bang mains are kinda annoying, but its funny in paintball
The poor guy puking.. or the unlucky bastard that finds that wierd paint pile. Arm bro though.. major oof.
At 6:23 thats my old paintball field
The smoke indoors is so dangerous bro
I don’t care this video was a year ago I’m rewatching them and I will comment about how that guy tried to surrender an opponent 40 feet away😂
Also want to add that the guy throwing paintballs at the other team must have a giant 2 inch monitor😂
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The ones that are like NOPE NOPE NOPE........NOPE NOPE omg I'm dying !
That intro tho 😂😂😂
5:13 thats somone u never give a real gun to
1:46 that is hilarious 10:19 Also this was so loud it made me laugh way too much
Nothing funnier than a POV of someone falling
You are the one who got me in to the wonderful Sport of paintball
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Yeah....big boy learning how to dolphin dive on natural ground....
Surprised I didnt dislocate my shoulder lol. Elbow caught a hole in the ground
I just turned 13 today and went paintballing for my first time and got my first paintball gun
SICK!!
The bunker just flying away literally had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂 I rewatched it like 4 times 😂😂
7:57 There’s something ya don’t see everyday
Watching paintball videos is making me want the fields around to reopen back up, miss the rush
I dont know why no one is talking about the guy vomiting i felt so bad
Poor dude!
i'm wondering if that's heat exhaustion or something. whether it's that or something else, he still needs to take a break. lol
also, imagine the next person sliding into that cover and then realizing
8:25 bro got shot with a real gun
LMAO!! 🤣🤣
His hopper skedaddled
😂 you're the best paintball player ever
Nahhh.... Just a dude witha GoPro and editing skills lol
No you're way better than that
I dislocated my shoulder playing paintball years ago. Tripped over a root at full sprint while shooting with one hand. Resulted in an involuntary cartwheel. Shoulder dislocated in the middle of the cartwheel and then forced back in when I landed on it trashing my rotator cuff. Assholes wouldn't quit shooting me, probably hit 50+ times while laying there disoriented, blind (goggles completely covered in paint after coming to a stop), and in pain. I kept waving the only arm that worked and they just kept shooting.
20 years later my shoulder still bothers me.
DAMN!
Glad to see you’re still making content after so long
Who else plays at Paintball City? It be my home field. But quarantine be ruining everything, man cant even go paintballing
I have never seen someone puke from there POV
cuz no ones proud to show hahaha
8:00 Thats D-Day Adventure Park in Oklahoma!
The smoke was not a good idea😂
Omg bro I watched you when I was 9 and got back in to speedball with a few on my buddies love you man
At 10:51 in the vid that’s nuketown at paintball Explosion
Love this vid its funny.great vid nighmare
Thanks! 😁
the one of the guy vomiting has me dying bro
@nightmare PB, at the 4:34 mark do you happen to know where this was filmed at. The field looks familiar.
Not at all, sorry.
Nice video it was really entertaining
Glad you enjoyed
9:26 does that happen alot?😂😂😂😂
Right!
It is a game bugg😂😂😂
first time i ever went paint balling i got lit up point blank and i turned into a walking talking welt 💀
13:30 why tf was he throwing up
Probably heat stroke if I had a guess, it sucks I've been there
@@pjdillon7982 makes sense
Went from heat to yeet
He had heat Exhaustion
8:17 That "pting" has to be the most satisfying sound ive heard
I missed this sooooo much hell yes!!!
5:49 what gun is that ?
Maybe a tippman A-5 upgrade?
I’d honestly like to know myself lol
Dye Dam
1:30 why does my dude have a tomahawk?
@@Danix350but why does he have a tomokawk
8:16 mans finna need a cleaning deeper then the marina trench edit* (: you noticed mee?
Ouch! lol
its Awesome to see a channel i used to watch all the time getting big idk if you remember me but its Sparkyhellion. If you do remember me that would be beyond awesome haha
I definitely remember that name! Thank you for sticking around for so long! 🤘
Nightmare PB hahaha no problem never forget me when you get 5 mil!
I mean....the smoke worked, it flushed them out.
You're not wrong!
6:19 yeahehehehe. We need more players like him
@ 3:07 damn thats giving me ptsd to silver games in CS GO
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I went to dive behind a bunker one time and took a chunk out of my collarbone I didn't feel it until later that night after I laid down on the couch then couldn't move. 10-10 worst pain ever
I remember when I tried to bunker a rental and the rest of his rental friends were right behind him like a little rat pack
Did they get ya?
Nightmare PB yup one right in the sack
I miss playing paint ball ☹️
Idk how many times I’ve heard that “ who here can run fast “
It’s crazy how all these kids have $600 paintball gun lol
Insane eh? I remember my first ever marker only being $150 lol
@@NightmarePB ya my first marker was a tippman $79 lol
@@adriansoto5018 Decent bro! I went Full Tippmann A5 from ebay lol
@@NightmarePB hell ya the tippaman A-5 pretty nice knowing you could customize it to your liking lol
@@NightmarePB You're still a kid, son.
For some reason I thought that the video you made ages ago about not being able to do bonus ball never got resolved, glad I was wrong
Nailed it! 😂😂 that got me good!
14:39 this is why the surrender rule is stupid. Whenever someone bunkers me I just man up and take the hit.
I hate the surrender rule. I paid to GET SHOT lol
I agree with the rule when you are like point blank but that far away, just shot them. They are playing paintball, they agreed to the pain to follow
Nice video body. Keep it up!
Thanks, will do!
I see a lot of people who play now, they have full padding and plastic armor and all that. When i started to play, it was, shorts, t-shirt and steel toes lol
The amount of Tippman Cronus’s here makes me Ashamed to have bought one yesterday
It's a decent starter man; don't be ashamed.
All the fields rent them out, so that’s all newbies know. Cheap and durable
haven't played in forever, but i remember a couple that makes me wish i was as lucky as the guys that just tripped. slid out on the mud, snapped the neck on my hopper, and got shot about 20 times before i could even call myself out. other one i rushed to a foxhole (learned about inspecting the field beforehand from this one) and jumped in over the sandbags...it was full of thorn bushes and i was wearing shorts.
That sounds fun
That sounds fun