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Sorry… what’s your favorite clip?
3:54
That's how Flying squirrels evolved.
Also wow... grey squirrel literately glided a 20 story fall and just ran off.
The clips where you state 'no one was hurt' that show people having car accidents thus experiencing psychological trauma and PTSD.
10:12 Are you serious🤣
I haven't seen the whole video, but that first one was already a briljant idea that can't possibly go wrong.
:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius
People just casually walking across a freeway is crazy
The audacity to get mad at the cammer too...
@@HirschyKiss Yeah, let's not mention said cammer making no effort to slow down for the slower traffic, whatever else is going on, and passing on the right.
I mean .. there were cars that have already stopped. That should have served as a warning signal to slow down since people could be on the road.
@@johnsampson2544 Being dumb doesn't give you the right to stop traffic.
Here in Canada we call it a highway.
6:58 Haha, the deer 🦌 placing an order at the Tim Hortons is too funny ! 😆😂🤣
That's gotta be the most Canadian thing in this whole compilation 😆
I'm sure the deer was Canadian, but not the cammer driving and trying to rudely cut in front of the deer.
Wait your turn, eh?
@@larrywest42 That's what I was thinking, he couldn't have waited for the deer to get his Iced Capp?
The deer: I see the humans go up to this portal and get things from it. I wonder what would happen if I try it.
Tim horton's staff should have given the deer a donut! But then the deer would have told all her friends... 🇨🇦
That last one was a win. Cops caught the porch pirate!
It was the most Canadian sting ever, since they even gave her a little warning. There's no helping some people.
Stop calling thieving scum, porch pirates, it makes it sound less of a crime.
Yeah but it’s a fail to the porch pirate but still counts
Canadians are nice because they somehow discovered a way to transfer all their hostility and bloodlust into their geese.
This comment deserves more likes.
That is so true! 🇨🇦
Their geese? You mean Trudeau.
@@CrystalAbrahams what does it mean?
@@iamgrateful_like_datthat Canada geese are mean as hell
That soap on the "stuck hand" gag was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing.
She could have milked that a bit more
The prank was on her - he was knowingly smirking throughout 😂
@@favoritemustard3542 bad acting on his part....she stayed in character
Can we talk about the squirrel at 3:57 and how it so gracefully glided down from the top floor of the building straight into a run
I've read that squirrels can survive a fall from almost any height because they flatten themselves out to the point of virtually becoming their own parachute.
@@mnirwin5112 yeah you can tell it wasn't that squirrel's first rodeo
That was an amazing glide from a non-gliding squirrel...
That was so cool! Its tail was spinning as a rotor and then it hit the ground running! 😀
@@nicbarrax76 His tail was flapping in the wind from falling so quickly.
That guy getting out, and, scraping the snow off someone else's back window was the most Canadian thing I've ever seen!
And definitely not a fail! (well, maybe on the front driver's part)
Honestly respect for the guy akshskh. Either ended up helping someone who did genuinely struggle with getting the snow off the back or made it easier for someone to see the license plate if dude was a dickhead.
"Eh hold up buddy! Lemme give you a hand there! Gee whiz, that was some snow we got eh?"
@@plisskenationbackfromthede3657 - That kind of politeness is what Canada is all aboot! 😛
God dammit ahijjycjb!!
Politely asking the thieves that just stole all your wheels, "Can I have my rims back?" 😂 Canadians really are crazy nice. Though maybe not the thief-y ones.
that's weakness.
Until you go to Toronto downtown, my hometown
Inn the US they'd be shooting up the thieves and all proud of their manhood. Americans are such weenies.
No, they are still nice.
@@chrishayes5755 Being nice is a sign of strength, not weakness.
Dude in the mini car on the sidewalk is the best
... and trying to reach the button with their cane, for the pedestrian crossing light ! That really cracked me up.
0:20 Ninja bear: "I'm out!"
Following clip shows inside the building😂
1:14 thank you for not being on your phone. You just saved two lives. Maybe more.
Every time a porch pirate gets caught, an angel gets its wings.
the plane was thousands of feet above that guy
Umm, no
The video clearly shows the plane missed that guy by less than an inch (possibly more if you're watching on a big screen tv)
@@paulk6399 I know you're joking.
Nah, I have it on good authority that guy is a giant.
R/wooosh
I know that you know that I’m joking@@LQDEN
3:55 Fun fact: Mark Rober explained in one of his squirrel videos that squirrels’ terminal velocity isn’t fast enough to kill or even injure them. So that squirrel was just fine, even after a fall like that.
Does that mean that Squirrels dont fall at 'Terminal' velocity?
@@CrazyInWeston It means that the terminal velocity for a squirrel is not enough speed to kill them when they hit the ground. Terminal velocity is different for every thing. It just means the max speed an object can fall. Basically when air resistance gets to be too much for gravity to push the object down faster. I hope that makes sense.
@@alicearrival6744 You didnt get the joke did you...
Terminal can mean mortal, deadly, lethal etc.... Cant be terminal if they live lol.
@@CrazyInWeston Whoops im dumb my b
Yup squirrel can fly
Haha! That was me driving the Miata! We do it every year on my birthday in January. That particular day it was - 27 haha.
That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a friend in the coast guard stationed in Quebec city that almost every year buys a cheap Asian motorbike and welds a third wheel on it with a wooden box to put a car battery in it so it starts with ease during the winter months. Hi Jerry!
14:40 now that's a good friend. letting you learn from your foolishness 🤣
I love it when they tell you they _got it on video_ while recording the video. Thanks for that eh
yes
"That'a girl baby!"
He was actually talking to the car!
😂😂
😆😄
4:55 is amazing. The 2 guys standing there barely flinched or even reacted at all. They're just like "Yea, saw that one coming"
9:23 A seal in the snow?? WOW
Just a Canadian Forces training exercise, no need to be alarmed.
OMG i thought it was a dog 😂😂😂😂
@@ElRodriPR Ha ha ha
Somebody give that poor deer a doughnut! It asked nicely. Sheesh! 🍩
Squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there. To fall from that distance and walk away like nothing is amazing.
they don't have enough weight to hurt themselves at Terminal Velocity.
What will happen if the squirrels have to be the toughest animals out there?
Kudos to that squirrel, and the mum who dragged their kid and dropped them face first in the snow.
The mom dropping the kid in the snow made me laugh so hard😂😂 she was 100% done.
0:36 Dafuq are you hollerin' about? That's an airliner. The plane and paraglider are a mile apart. Somebody didn' pay attention to Grover's "Near and Far" sketch on Sesame street.
Perfect.
From the scale difference alone it's beyond obvious.
1:03 I can’t be the only one who was expecting 20 clowns to come piling out of that car. 😂
That would have rated a Benny Hill fanfare song 😁
Holy shit bears are strong! Went right through that metal gate with ease, prying the bars apart with his body like butter. 😮💪
That cracked me up. The lady said "get the f out of here" and the bear was like "I'm trying lady! Gimme a second!"
7:05 THE DEER AT THE TIM HORTONS! This is quintessential Canada
11:10 Canadian owner nicely asked thieves to get stolen rims back. Thieves were Canadian also, because they were polite enough, to gave rims back without discussion.
That clip with the garbage in the woods really p****s me off
It definitely shows how disrespectful and entitled some Canadians are. They always think of themselves, not about others.
2:35 when you try to scare a bear away and roll a nat 20
Out of them all, the Tim Hortons one is definitely the most Canadian
yes
Deer me, yes!
8:37 is the most Canadian thing to ever be done. I a canada applaud this
11:15 Why blur their faces? They're robbers, they have no privacy rights.
In certain places, it is illegal to film somebody even if they are committing a crime.
@@NicolletteBlackeagle Not in Canada it is,,, but give it some time and Crime minister Waterhole aka Castro's love child may change that.
6:58 if that were a moose, that would be the most Canadian thing ever seen.
Perhaps it had found food many times before
4:40 Mom of The Year 2023
As a Canadian I am so proud I knew we had it in us!
Only in Canada: “Hey can I have my rims back? Yeah, those two. No. Wait ALL of them.”…… “sure!”
I think that falling squirrel knew what it was doing.
Yes
There are some animals that never reach terminal velocity from free falling
The squirrel just didnt want to climb down
@@deutscher1a Well, yes, it did reach terminal velocity. Terminal velocity means it's going as fast as it can, not that it will die. Due to wind resistance, every object has its own terminal velocity, and it can't go any faster. fortunately the squirrel was light and knew how to flatten out to increase drag and slow down. You can see how flying squirrels came to be.
@@dragoncubes1074 You feel really smart now, right? because you can google what terminal velocity is? but wrong.. look at how the "squirrel" spreads in the air on its stomach, because it is a flying squirrel and not a squirrel idiot
A bit nutty if you ask me, but I suppose I'd do the same if I was living para-glider.
its not my native language - i guess i meant lethal velocity?
but it still didnt hit terminal velocity since it slowed down it fall - is that making sense?@@dragoncubes1074
0:38 no way this paramotor is at the same altitude as the jetliner… Perspective, people.
It's just a tiny jet.
@@dragoncubes1074It's run by squirrels.
That's why it's a fail.
The guy 13 mins in who had the sense not to jump in after his bike has more brains than 90% of the rest
he was stupid enough to lose his bike in the first place.
Aye, yer sporting bike is now remanded to the briny deep, matey
He was so proud of his girl....proud
Who wouldnt be?
You know it's going to be a good day when FailArmy uploads!
Perfect
I was wondering what’s with all the bears, and then I realized, it’s Canada
1:27 oh ya just walk out into the middle of the highway and get mad at the drivers doing highway speeds
8:40 What a nice guy to do that for them!
15:07 that ice drill be like: "don't come a step closer! I'm warning you, I will put you to sleep!"
I love the fact that "failing to obey traffic laws" counts as a fail in Canada.
Idk why but I really like Canada
Fail army, as a Canadian, you bring me joy in this video to laugh at my fellow 🍁 😂
I think things are worse in the US!
@@cheriem432 Much. We're a lot more uncouth than the average Canadian. Our "humor" tends to be more mean-spirited and demeaning. It is what it is.
Hand in the cup was hilarious 😂😂😂
Everyone pulling for that plane to hit the parachuter was something.
And dumb, if they can't tell the plane was a lot higher
I mean, the plane was a solid mile above the paraglider minimum but.
Dang Canadians are some polite people in those situations - Like stealing rims and tenants throwing out contents of the house
16:15 is how my husband gave himself a black eye, except he was just twisting the cap of what he thought was a regular bottle of half-consumed OJ that was actually fermenting and putting intense pressure on the cap.
15:01 I was just thinking “no Metro Vancouver clips” and then I see this 😂
the guy that fell in the donation box, rip 😔🤚
More hour long compilations needed lol
Aye did that squirrel 🐿️ just fly
That's what I was saying!!!
But for real, how the eff did it do that?! 🤔
This one takes the whole sake 10:27
Edit: CAKE! NOT SAKE! DAM IT AUTOCORRRCT!
For that skydiver to be at risk of collision, he'd have to be 100 feet tall 🤣
yeah 😂
This entire thing makes me so happy. There’s something so nice about the niceness of Canadians 😄
We aren't just walking balls of kindness, half this damn video is psychos doing dumb things. The whole nice thing is just a shitty stereotype.
@@koolaid33 Somebody grumpy?
It's nice.
@@koolaid33 Yes you are. And Australians are all loveable crocodile hunters, and all the New Zealanders fuck sheep.
@@randomthoughts9463he has a point. The stereotype is used for social control. Just as Canadians are taught- “by not resisting the crown, they earned their independence. Unlike the uncivilized Americans.”
In reality, Canada never achieved its independence from Britain. And the Canadian tyranny has been inescapable these last few years.
While America defeated the British and gained its independence, the US has lost governmental control and fallen back into London Banker/globalist control. However, thanks to America’s revolution from Britain, Americans still possess constitutional rights.
They even sound Canadian when they're laughing.
haha
A bit like Americans sounding American when they laugh I guess!
Now to send this to my best friend, who is canadian 😎
6:42 That's hilarious!
At 6:42 I can't stop laughing😂
0:20 Two scenes fit together so well 😆
10:04 the dude sounded like Moe Sargi lol, that laugh!
We're sorry we offended you.
Tge deer was like... "Ummm, lemme get a uumm.... Plant hased burger with all the lettuce.."
8:50 Bro changed the picture quality wuth that one 💀
FailArmy has the best fails ever, there should be a movie of fails!
0:26 that’s why I sleep upstairs to keep my peace
Now I'm invested in knowing what happened to the donation guy who fell in the bin.
If he fell inside the Donation bin, probably he donated himself to someone who needs him.
10:09 John Travolta ? 😅
I only counted one "Bro". So refreshing.
2:37 bear ran through metal railings like they weren't there
9:38 🤣🤣
9:33 Perfection!
7:00 Deer is like: "i need a hamburger and a coca cola"
That Bear broke the metal rail like nothing, walked through it...
When Canadians see a bear: Get the f*** outta here!
Vs. When Russians see a bear: PRIVET, Comrade!
😂 I love my Canadian brothers BUT you crazy mo fo on the ice with your cars 🤣
They do the same in the U.S. !!!!!
The miata one was me haha. We do it every year on my birthday in January, regardless of the weather
@stephanietycholaz9052 : THAT'S AWESOME! My claim to fame is, I KNOW THAT CANADIAN DUDE DRIVING THE MIATA!
Have a good one my friend, be safe.
@@doublezzranch849 Phew - glad that was a chick driving a Miata.
8:09 haha Ive brainfarted and done that too. Didnt get busted though.
That Laugh at 4:10 reminds me of the movie white chicks
11:05 Only in Canada do people ask politely to have the things stolen from them returned. 🤦♂
And only in Canada robbers return stolen stuff 💀💀💀
Your channel is the smile generator on the internet. I'm always leaving with a grin!
:58 the pro-gamer move is Einstein level genius
Canadians are not 'dumb' - they're adorable.🙃
Some are dumb. I'm Canadian.
@@alan4surefr
@@alan4sureYep. Also Canadian and I am embarrassed that we have dumb ones.
Canadian being wild.
This video deserves an award for making me laugh until I cried!
The chick walking the fridge up the road, I've done that with a piano 😂
Must have struck a discordant note with traffic having such legato and ritardando.
I live near the waterfall at 13:39 it is called Margret Falls in Herald Park on the Shuswap Lake.
The terrain around the base of the falls has now been altered and closed off with barriers because of these situations.
Many years ago before the changes were made a couple friends and I made it into the cave. It is very small inside. Only 2 or 3 people can fit in.
Getting through the wall of water is the hardest and most dangerous part.
Going in was easier than coming out because I was not able to see.
I had a nice time watching this compilation video :)
Never scare a bear in a spot where it is trapped. That is a recipe for disaster.
Squirrels can fall from any height and live
Fail army never fails to entertain us
perfect
@@TobeToday2024 A laugh riot at someone else's misfortune is universal.
If you have a double wide body you need a double wide canoe.
That one area at the waterfall where the guy fell is near me in british columbia. Funny to see my nearby areas on a failarmy comp 😂
2:34 - That bear cub is NOT smarter than the average bear! 😂
0:37 the biggest fail in this clip is all that uneducated idiots there who thought the plane is going to hit the guy with the parachute... that jet was like a mile behind the dude lmao