Idiot's Guide to Japanese Squat Toilets
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How to use Japanese squat toilets because apparently no one knows how to use them since there is ALWAYS PEE ON THE FLOOR. You're doing it wrong. You're all doing it wrong. Just because it's called a squat toilet doesn't mean you're doing calisthenics in the bathroom.
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I once sacrificed my strawberry chapstick to the toilet gods. RIP strawberry chapstick...
I know that feelin lol
I dont know that feeling rofl
I sacrificed a freaking cellphone there
Pls pls make more videos I love you guys so muchhhh!
In this Jun or Rachel? LOL >_
'Evil squat toilet gods.'
Oh my goodness. Jun is KILLING ME WITH THE ACCENT. And Rachel is killing me with her facial expressions lol.
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Gad ikr
I love them both xD
"DO NOT TRUST THEM!"
Isagail XD
Jun's exaggerated, cliched Japanese accent is hilarious.. and I love the dramatics from Rachel.
I did recognize jun’s voice, but was thinking he sounds like nobita from japan.
@@toastedtarts4044 I thought it was Nobita from Japan too.
Omg so true,
I am addicted to his Jun's voice.
Lol i was very confused at first
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“Every year, people are tricked into giving sacrifices to the evil squad toilet gods!”
I couldn’t stop laughing.
d o n o t l e t t h e m f o o l y o u
Because IDIOTS LIKE YOU PEE Incorrectly Many times There pee all over ZA FLOOR
Evil Squat Toilet God spotted!
@@SpartanLawOnlineyou mean “EBERU SUQUATO TOIRETO GODSU!”
* foreigners can't use a squat toilet *
Slavs: hold my vodka
Southeast Asian be like : *hold my durian*
We actually do have some squat toilets in Russia. The last time I was using one was in the army barracks
@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь Just like in Indonesia. We squat when defecating. Sometimes urinating too.
@@redashura9255 well, we only have some squat toilets, most of them are europian-esque sitting ones. But we definitely won't be scared))
@@ФедяКрюков-в6ь SQUAT TOILETS IS THE GREATEST DISCOVERY EVER
"I have no fears"
"Japanese Squat Toilets"
"I have one fear"
It's not a Japanese thing. It's everywhere in Asia.
I’m Vietnamese and it doesn’t really bother me that much. But u usually have to either not use toilet paper and use a bucket to clean urself and flush everything down. Or use very little toilet paper to not clog the toilet, and use the bucket of water to flush everything down. Or u can just use a disabled stall and not worry about it.
You said it wrong
I fear no man but that thing (squat toilet) it scares me
@@slurpiturp5704 *I see demons*
Stephanie K it’s not everywhere in Asia I haven’t seen any in Bangladesh
Welcome to the weird side of TH-cam.
Rachel and Jun
Hahaha😂
YOU ACTUALLY DID THE TUTORIAL #respect
I bet this is you rachel
I dont know about Japan, but in the States laying on the bathroom floor like that means you probably have every gross thing in the world on you. I will pray for those jeans.
Oooo. I like it in here
“BIG B U T T O” kills me every time lol
He can't talk english correctly
@@zenitsu-kun5688 i know it’s so funny tho
@@zenitsu-kun5688 he actualy do it on proupse
@@skzx.moonlxght7966 hello stay
@@DF56727 hey
The "giving sacrifice to evil squat toilet gods. Do not let them fool you." was the best that's so my sense of humor.
I've heard of toilet humor, but toilet god humor is a new one.
I legit had to pause the video coz I couldn't stop laughing at this. 😂
lmao yess😂
I laughed so hard at that part lol
*Kid walks in*
“MOM THE GAIJIN ARE SCREAMING IN THE BATHROOM AGAIN”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did I read this in Jaiden animations’s voice? O-O
MOM PHINEAS AND FERB ARE SCREAMING IN THE BATHROOM
@@snailuka 😳
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Legand has it that Rachel is still hovering to this day.
Im gonna use "legand" more often now
Spelling mistake legand --> legend
😂
Tøbi NotHere legand is better
Edit! Edit!
Kuik edit befoh nobody seez!!!
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As an American who has worked retail, wet floors from people peeing incorrectly are not limited to squat toilets. The things I’ve seen 😰
As a fellow American who worked at a restaurant, I second that •__•
I absolutely died for Rachel's awesome acting and Jun's hilarious voice over
What is the TH-cam version of an Oscar? She's should get it!!!
Relationship goals be like-
Rachel: Stop it. Stahp. *slapping jun with broom*
An Emo Jun: Ow. Ow. Ow.
XD
This scene and the way she said stop it reminded me immediately of the early Nigahiga clips (how to be a ganster, how to be a ninja and so on) but maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm just old. Lol
Lol
@@lolaflores1431 it reminded me of that too :')
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We will have flying cars in the future....
2017: *Howa to usa SQUATTU TOIRETU*
no 2017: unless youru haveto big butto
t o i o e t
@mrwonderful
:D :D :D
Rotflmao
just imagine, you're minding your own business and you hear a girl randomly screaming in the bathroom
she ate too much wasabi 😩
“Many people tricked into giving sacrifice to evil squat toilet gods” omg 😂😂😂😂
Alyssa's Vlogs I think we need to ask for wish..
0:40 I like how she checked every bathroom and theres a toilet right behind her that's not a squat toilet 😂😂😂
Adorable Mochi that was the disabled toilet
Yeah i saw that too lol
@@dildonicbeast3738 well yeah but she could've still used it either way
Adorable Mochi *But its the disabled toilet*
name eh okay it's fine if u think that I used the disabled toilet a million times though
YOU DID IT! SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY.
I'm so surprised people remember that! 😂😂😂
So I guess it's time for a revisit. SHARLA. DO YOU STILL HATE SQUAT TOILETS
Rachel and Jun YES.
Sharmander I like you
Sharmander Yeah including me! XD
I agree haaha just watched that video
Actually this is the most healthy position to do your business in the toilet.
True.
@@israa2114 actually no normal is good.
@@g.s.6615 by using normal it is not comfortable only we can sit and try hard but in squat we are comfortable
@@EchoIgnite ohhh ok
me I always used normal one.
That why
Yup, squat is the best way to do business in the toilet.
I went on a school trip once and we stopped to take a bathroom break, there was only 1 normal toilet and the rest were squat toilets, so everybody was lining up to use the normal toilet while I just slipped past and used a squat toilet, I had to wait in the bus for like 30 mins for everyone to finish.
Flush must have gotten broken lol
Ewww imagine touching everyone's butt
@@mist3325 💀
The normal toilet is the Squatt toilet just as nature designed it, with slight modification when indoor. The western toilet known as 'normal toilet' is an extremely abnormal toilet and unhygienic too as a public toilet.
Where i live i call the squat toilet the normal toilet.
Every 4 minutes a foreigner in Japan is *victimized* by squatto toilet only bazuruums😂🤣
ARMYY
*when Rachel goes onto the ground screaming in distress not realizing that later in the video people still have their pee shoes on the floor*
I could never lay on a public br floor. Even after a janitor just mopped.
...said persons who have zero plans to go to Japan, but came here to watch people PEEEEEEEEE XD
I've been to wear there's squat toilets. It's terrible. Then the sinks have no soap 😱
Damn, she poops out coins? She's a keeper. ❤️
Girls don't poop
@@kkhlufris am girl can confirm
@@kkhlufris then why do you have a butt
to cushion our spines
Even if we installed these in the US, i promise the contractor would forget to make the stall walls go down the floor...be starin at a row of butts when you walked in...
With so many people with knee problems it probably won't ever happen.
BadDad ppl in usa are too fat
Too much sugar.
JustOneGuy it's not about being fat they are just uncomfortable to use and difficult for older people. plus there's usually always pee all around
JustOneGuy Having a problem with knees, hips, or back doesn't have to mean a person is fat. I weigh 110 lbs,never was overweight in my life, but I have disintegrated discs in my back, a knee problem since I was 45 and hip pain. I get what you're saying, but not preferring squat toilets doesn't always mean it's because a person is fat. Squat toilets are cheaper than sit down toilets; people are "used to them", "loyalty" to one's cultural norms, I understand, but it isn't necessary to fight over which is "better", really. Are outhouses better? We could argue that they are because they keep the home separate from bodily functions, but that isn't getting any attention or debate, is it?. This debate seems more about loyalty to one or the other style. ( plus, those who want to seem against anything of western style). It's beginning to get silly.
"squat toilet only bathroom"
0:40 A WESTERN TOILET APPEARS
That's the handicap toilet, when I go to Japan or any other Asian place with squats I always try and go for the handicaps lol
@@Cody-ru1cz lol
Cody actually that seems like a original toilet but with buttons and stuff but yeah it might be handicap
@Meili Monk cool
Vanessa’s Graphics its a handicap sign on the door sooo.. yeah it is handicap
You missed the most important tip: what direction you’re supposed to face
Face the flush
@@Linnytic point what? My butt? My knees? My finger?
there are squad toilets in my country too and i didnt know this information too until i was like 12 LOL. you have to face the door, opposite direction of the flush. so when you pee, it doesnt splash the water and gets collected by the seramic.
Face opposite of the whole
I was thinking this EXACTLY!! Also.. how "taboo" it would be to be an obvious foreigner n just use the handicapped one.. cuz even in America, if there's a line n no one is handicapped.. ya use the handicap stall.. u just let the handicap people cut the line to use their stall.. simple.
Slavs: WE have been training for this our whole lives
My sister wouldn't be able to do this, she legitimately doesn't know how to squat the stable way, she just falls over
Me too. 😑😂
@HAILEY WOODS literally in this case
I'm like your sister ;-;
Me too.
I cant either. My ankles are not flexible at all
"Making sacrifices to evil squat toilet gods" *drops so much coins*
Dem squat toilets are much like "wishing wells" 😂😂😂
When we have a stop over at Japan airport I went to the restroom and I was ready to flush but i pressed the emergency button because I couldn’t read japanese and I thought that was the flush and the police came😂
Oh geez lol. Was the button red? O-o
Oh nooo
Lmaooo 😂😂😂😂 I diedd
lmaooo so unlucky
Lmfaooo
“Tricked into giving sacrifice” nearly killed me
I just tried, in the video you made it seem so easy but irl my body isn’t capable of doing the Japanese squat :(
I used to think that, but you have to understand that not only is the foot position different, the body position is different. Your centre of gravity is far forward when you squat western style, but for the Japanese squat you have to lean back so the tendons in your feet and calves don’t stretch.
Start by sitting on the ground with your legs held up to your chest and your feet flat on the floor and move yourself forwards with your feet still flat on the floor. Wrap your elbows around your knees to find the balance point!
Kovu is a unicorn mostly every Asian ive seen, including russians, can do this. but practice doing the japanese squat and you’ll get the hang of it.
蜂蜜
i have big butto and i think that makes it harder somehow
oh heck, hi kovu
didnt expect to see you here lol
Its called Asian squat
JUN WHEN HE USED BROKEN ENGLISH ACCENT AND ALL THE CONTENT ARE SO FUNNY AND RACHEL'S FUNNY ACT OMG
Legend has it, she's still hovering till' this day.
I know these were made ages ago, but I’d love to see more of these over-exaggerated, heavily accented, hilarious How-To-Japan videos! Maybe Sensei can teach Gaijin-san how to behave in a ryokan? Or all about crane games and gatchapons? Or all about kimono and yukata? Or how to make a proper bento box!
Imagine being in Japan then you see one of these (DEATHLY FREAKING THINGS) and you just go on TH-cam how to use them and you watch this whole five minute video Well that's me rn
😀😀😀😀
Lol
BlueBerry Unicorn U serious?
0:33 Lol my sister fell into a squat toilet when we went to Japan😂
I got victimized I lost my 1000 yen just floshed in
Lol
She was a good sacrifice to the evil squat toilet gods.
Shit 🤣🤣
Kili Rowe haha you're lucky that you even get to go to japan, the closet i've ever been is chicago (´-ω-`)
That sacrifice to the gods skit killed me. Couldn't stop laughing, lol.
I grew up in China and we also have this kind of toilet. Once I tried to flush it with foot and slipped then I fell into it. I staied in the room for hours with a low bettery phone because my extreme high self esteem, until my friend came and rescue me with new pants.
Oh no!!! Must have been terrible!
I love how a normal toilet was in the background in the handicapped stall.
That’s what I thought lol
Yeah but they're good people and don't use the handicapped toilet. You should only use that toilet if you are handicapped.
@@nghsrae14 We are American. That practically is a handicap, lmfao! We suck.
@@GMSqueaky91 I mean...you're not wrong! Lol
@@GMSqueaky91 You think Rachel sucks? Shame on you.
Guess i cant use squat toilet because i have “ *BIG BUTTO* “ 😂😂😂
I have big boobs and a big butt, but I have no choice since our school only has squat toilets and there is only one stall in each restroom that has a normal toilet but no one uses it
@@Tony-ff4dg wtff in which country do you live???
Kardashians can't then
I have fatto butto
Actually you can. You can squat the way she does with flat feet and angle butt upwards. I have a big butt and I have used squat toilet many times.
WHEN JUN DOES THE ACCENT AND GETS SASSY LMFAOOOO love y’all
Gabriella
It actually sounds like Nobita is doing the narration
( yt id " find love in Japan ")
Me who has been using squat toilet since birth and knows how to do Aisian Squat:
Same
Me who has been using Western toilets since birth (except when I'm on a hike, I'd rather pee myself than use a porta-potty): can do the Asian squat easily.
Cool story
Me flatter than a peice a paper : *tries to squat the japanese way*
Butt touches the floor
Me : O:
Big butto
Lol! It has less to do with the size of your butt and more to do with the length of your thighs in relation to the rest of your leg.
She got CAKE
I tried to squat like that, i cant do it ;-;
@@pixelarity Me neither - it hurts ma legs ;^;
Imagine walking into a public bathroom and seeing Rachel filming this going, *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* as she slowly descends into despair
...I'd join in tbh
Mina Mori .
I’m a Slav and i approve this type of squatting!
I just drank a bottle of kvass and watched this video
URA slav love squat
Cheeki Breeki
Bc don't choke on your vodka
You're a Slav = I love you.
The part about being tricked into giving sacrifices to the evil squad toilet God's got me!!!! 😂😂😂😂
jUnS vOiCeOvErR aNd pUsHiNgG
Don't stop hovering!!!!
DONT TOUCH ANYSHING
NamiiCho which way do you face tho 😂😂 one question i must ask.
Nams.
Tiger's Shadow
Facing the spooky looking pipe
there's so much pee on western toilet seats anyway i often have to lift the seat and hover... every toilet is a squat toilet if your leg muscles are strong enough
Haha same i never touch the seat in public bathrooms and it's soo uncomfortable, at least the squat one is relaxing.
Not if yOur legs are short.. :(
postscript That’s why there’s so much pee on western toilets. And the cycle continues...:
not if you lift the seat
@@pilitt actually my legs are quite short but I guess because I am used to it that I dont find it tgat terrible
I am half chinese (my mom is Chinese). I try to squat like that, but I keep on falling over 👁👄👁 she recorded me trying because she found it funny and sent it to her relatives lol
Olivier N. its just when we are casually squatting while playing this game with rocks it sounds boring but it’s not, she noticed I had my heels not on the ground while I was crouching and she asked me if I could crouch like her xD I live in England so I barely get the opportunity to use this type of toilet and I don’t think I’ll be able to for a year or two-
Lol I squat like that all the time when there isn’t a chair
same
You lack adequate flexibility in you ankles and hips. If you work on your flexibility you will be able to squat eventually.
My mom can squat like that, my dad and I can’t. I’ve tried squatting like that before but I either roll on my back or seriously hurt my back and knees
The woman literally came out of a stall with a western toilet when Rachel was freaking out lol
I think she said it was the handicapped toilet.
Indian people using squat toilet: “ah, this feels like home.”
haha
Wait Indians use those?
@nev oh
They are kinda hard to use on trains though
@nev oh damn that is such a nightmare lmao
I just had to pause and upvote the video at "giving sacrifice to evil squat toilet gods"
Wish this video had been out four months ago when I went on an exchange to Japan. Literally didn’t pee for an entire day
😂😂😂😭
Cole Richardson as they said, I was a tourist suffering from STSD 🤷♀️
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1:13 Rachel is so happy teaching us how to poop in Japan 🥺
"I SAID STOPPU HOVERING" Jun.... WAZEFAK HAV I WATCHEDZU
Guess I'm disabled in japan.
Len Frantora give me a sledge and I’m disabled!
Don't worry.
We will help you if you come japan.
Len Frantora
Yup
西尾勇生 Thank u m8
Don't worry they have a disabled bathroom too!
Brave of you to touch *EVERYTHING* in the bathroom rip my sanitary friends watching this
2:38
I can just imagine Rachel doing a spider position on the wall to do this scene
1:06 Just Jun pushing Rachel trying to make her fall over 😂😂😂
Yay its funny
Cyka is a western spy
lol
This made me happy because I apparently have “A BIGG BUTTO”
Me too ;-; but it doesn't make me happy
Same I’m just happy that I don’t have to use squat toilets
@Nishikata chill
You must learn how to squat the japanese way
Laughs in gopnik
i was looking for a slav related comment and i found this. thanks comrade
Squat? We Indonesian always do that. Not a big problem...
Not an Russian, not slavic, but can squat... yep those called asians.
@@MoondropSimulacra i saw some fellow Indonesians does squats alot too
@@hello_8757 yep.
WC in Indonesia divided into 2 type: squat & sit
Me use squat wc. But some joke that anyone here can relate is:
"Squatting in sitting toilet"
This is maybe the most perfect thumbnail in the history of TH-cam.
"Unless you have bigu butto!" I'm dead. x'D
The Ethical Marshmallow - but What to do if ‘you have bigu butto’ ??
Sabina Hertzum That's my question! I have a big butt and thick legs - I'm not sure I can do that squat all the way! :(
::star girl:: I vote for a rule that say - bigu butto = normal toilet ;)
+Sabina Hertzum. I don't know. Perhaps you can try squatting so that you're still hugging your knees, but your weight is on the balls of your feet, with your heels only slightly off the ground. It's similar to the squat they demonstrated, but with your weight shifted a bit forward, resulting in your butt being a bit higher. But as you said, you can just use the normal toilet. :P
The Ethical Marshmallow - thanks for the suggestion, but bigu butto is nit my only issue, so no matter What i need to use a sit down toilet...
Its a long and sad story about autoimmune disease, operations and diarrhea so I won’t bore you with the details - suffice to say that it would not be pretty - for me or the cleaning crew ;)
I use the STD technique...Squat, Trip, and Die
Std technique sounds like the actual STD
You could get STDs from doing the STD technique...
CLOSE THE JAPANESE BORDER~! DEPORT ALL FOREIGNERS~!
Sound like a Suizide Squat
Kamilium That's true lol you just happen to fall on infected pee.. AWW GOD WHY! Why did I think of that image?!
The fact that disabled toilet is there is giving me comfort. I'm disabled and this is one the big things I have to think about if I were ever to be able to go to Japan.
VideoMaster1000 you can see the disabled toilet at 0:32 is not a squat !
NamiiCho I see that but I wonder if it might be an issue in older towns, villages, or rural areas.
Western style toilets are pretty ubiquitous in the big cities, and most average towns have them in disabled bathrooms if nothing else. Japan isn't as accessibility friendly as, say, America but unless you're going somewhere really obscure or way out in the middle of nowhere it probably won't be too much of a problem.
VideoMaster1000 me too. I have a disability that makes me not able to squat that way. I’m glad that there is one.
In the two years I’ve lived here I’m not sure if I’ve seen public bathrooms without at least one western toilet. Squat toilets are pretty rare in general now, with the exception of those like 50% exposed playground toilets
WHA OK UM, SO APPARENTLY--
at October 2019, my school had this study trip to Japan and I was one of the students that signed up. A few days before we go to the airport, our teacher sent us this video for an actual USEFUL GUIDE. IT WASN'T AN IRONIC THING, we were just "haha funny comedic guide" and then here I am 1,5 years later obsessed with this channel, until I found out you two made this video omg😭
"Otherwise your pockets become upside down while you use toilet."
**coins fall out**
Me: omg Rachel's pooping coins
One time a pen fell from my pocket..... Wait actually two times
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah. I choked on my own spit."
"I thought you were being dramatic."
Lololollololo gurll~
we also have toilets like that in the middle east its just the foot space is way wider and the hole is a little bigger
those are not that bad😅
I Like That More Than Sit Toilets
Not everywhere in the middle east
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ikr when I visited my cousins there I was like wtf bye I’m going back to Europe
Jun's fake japanese accent is my quarantine smile
Yay another Idiots guide!!!!
Crazy Smiles yay
Crazy Smiles truely, it's the best youtube series!
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This actually is helpful for me since I'm going to China in a few weeks!
B Mac that's really neat, good luck!
So glad to see a disabled loo! As a wheelchair user who wants to visit Japan one day I really worry about accessibility, if there are enough dropped curbs on pavements, if there are accessible buses, trains, underground train networks, airplanes, lifts in buildings, disabled toilets... all of the small things that most people never think about but I have no option but to know in detail before I can visit a place.
Japan is very disabled/wheelchair friendly :) I've travelled all over Japan and noticed the provisions everywhere, disabled toilets, elevators, ramps, drop kerbs. Only really old buildings are less accesible. I've seen lots of trams and buses that aren't accesible but the train network is very extensive and will get you most places!
in Malaysia they put 2 white tiles beside the toilet floor to know where to position your feets so your pee is aimed in the toilet not on the floor 😂 that was useful for a foreigner like me
Same in Turkey 😂
Same in Singapore
@Vandana Sethiya India have a toilet??
As a person who have lived in malaysia all my life, we dun give a flying fucc if our pee touch za floor- (this is a joke btw lol) 👌uwu
Most of the toilets ive found are normal toilets
Even in my home country, they have these squat toilet things, except you don't 'flush' flush them, you fill a jug with water and flush. Honestly, if you take a dookie and it takes longer, it hurts your legs, and it seriously feels AMAZING once you're done and you get up.
I just spent the last 5 minutes trying to squat like that and all I did was roll on the floor
Norah Sessions ha ha , now with experience I can do it for hours 😅
Norah Sessions
_DON'T STOP HOVERING!_
I KNOW!!!
I did that out of the blue at school, most Asians (I'm not Asian though) did it BAM! just like that, most other people just kept rolling and I was having a ball!
(they were a ball)
You know my pain!!!
Alex Amphonephong
Well I am not asian and its impossible for me to american squat
No one:
Not a soul:
The subtitles: "this position BERY stable"
The Japanese can't pronounce a v
@@margravenstein6682 oh sorry I was just making a joke bc I heard him say a pretty close "v" sound but the subtitles were all messed up.
no one:
me: this format is overused and was never funny in the first place
"You must know how to squat"
*laughs in Slav*
Hey wassup fellow filipino
It reminds one when apple said one should know how to grab an iPhone 🤔😄
*hardbass plays in the background *
laughs in Southeast Asian
I didn’t know these toilets existed. They actually look fun to use 😅
I'm losing it at Jun's voice over. hahaha
Please make an idiot's guide to shrines
Wow. I just liked my own comment... that's sad
Good point; shrines are a big part of visiting Japan, and it would be good to know how to conduct oneself properly in one; though there are usually guides around to tell you to take off shoes, it would be nice to give the place a little more respect than the average tourist. Most of those shrines are older than my country.
Not everyone can do the Asian squat as it's also called. Studies have shown that if you don't start this at a young age, muscles, tendons in your foot and ankle form which restrict that flexibility. And for many, it cannot be undone. I'm envious of anyone who can do the Asian squat.
@I like turtles I did not glean that information from the studies I reviewed. In my opinion, at the age of twelve, if you still flexible enough to get into that position and hold it, then you should be ok. But you would have to do it often to maintain that ability. People who do this naturally have been doing it since they were toddlers.
Yes mine are extremely tight and It hurts and pulls my muscles so badly when I try this
Welll it depends on how long you squat at the toilet.my longest record is like 30 or 40 minute.and when you try to stand,it hurt like HELL.
And the pain will be relieved after like 30 seconds.
Oh and its also not good for eldery.like at the age of 60 and up.
But it also depends on the person body.if they are fragile,well maybe they might have a cramps.
I'm a Westerner and have not been squatting like that since a young age, but I still managed to use squat toilets completely fine in Tanzania a couple years ago.
I love that the stall the woman ran out of has an actual toilet and at :41 you can see it 🤣🤣
The captions 😂 "BERY STABLE"
"Remember: heels on ground"
-Boris
true slav
Blyat
Gopnik approved👍
Squats on toes break your bones.
boris = slav king
When I first went to China I saw the toilet was squating and I yelled to my mother, 'mommy the toilets are in the ground' she laughed so hard
Joshua Aris Fenson i heard the same from some children in Croatia. Except they were screaming from horror. When their mothers came to see the toilets they didnt know what to do with them either and asked them to hold it in. I was peeing almost out of laughter how funny it was.
Bomberman
ok
Ayu Umi that's kinda depressing
In Shanghai , it's literally just a drain , with no doors and the walls are less than a metre tall and no flushing
I appreciate the fact that the doors don't have giant gaps near the floor and ceiling. And no cracks near the hinges!!
Lmao. Not only is this good info for my trip to Japan this year, but it's freaking hilarious! Evil toilet God's won't be getting my monies!
And then there are those of us who are stiff as a tree trunk and just can't bend like that.
Honestly I am surprised. As a working man I can tell you no one wants to squat to shit after a long day of working. NO ONE! Plus squatting toilets make it difficult for disabled people in wheelchairs.
Jason Allcreator disabled toilets don't have squatting toilets (sry for bad English)
Nerfed Bee -TNB well I guess that's the toilet I would use along with most no one wants to squad really
I've never been able to squat well due to my bad hips, and I'm a few years short of thirty...
Jason Allcreator squatting position is actually the best position to take a shit because it allows your colon to fully open, whereas when you're sitting down on a toilet it can't open all the way. Look it up if you don't believe me. Also if you didn't notice they have separate stalls with regular sit down toilets for disabled people.
I once sacrificed my own foot to the toilet God’s, let’s just say I was stuck for a good 30 min.
Jacksen Saxon xD
Jacksen Saxon i can't think of any good reason in what situation leading to that moment 😂😂
I sacrificed my arm... the hole is the long type.. literally cried cause i thought I was going to be sucked away🤣🤣🤣 tis okay.. i lived
Yuki Araide well, I'd have an explanation at least. Alcohol.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My knees are too broken 💔 lol
You guys Rock I laughed hard... And remembered to thank my American throne today 🤣🤣🤣
Can I just go in the sink or is that squat too?
No problem whatsoever. Someone else is bound to clean it, so go ahead!
😳
Lean your back on the wall assume sitting position and poop on the floor..
Whole new meaning to having a leak in the sink
@@onemanarmyoma0155 hahaha
You are too late. The Slavs have already taught me the miracles of the squat.
I was looking for that one slav comment 😁
Idi nahui
Japanese spies stealing out squats
IT'S NO DIFFERENT than TAKING a *CRAP" OUT IN the "WOODS"!!!
But out in the woods there isn't a risk of falling in 😆
Yes it is different...the squat toilet doesn't have any leaves to wipe with.
My uncle took me camping when I was a kid, and he said, "You don't become a man until you learn how to take a crap in the woods without falling into your shit or wiping your ass with poison ivy." So I was ready when I was in the army and was in the field for 80% of the time of my service.
But I can put my back against a tree to relax a little. Can't imagine some people explode over Japan's toilets, it has to be a mess.
Much different.... There are no trees to hug
The coins. 🤣
I laughed out loud, and in Sweden it is 03: 35 am right now.
1:21 isn't that the *_SLAV SQUAT?_*
thats what I was gonna say...
Yes, this squat is stolen
Gopnik squat
YES IT IS BLYAT
Russian and Japanese are friends you know that! 😂
I'm Chinese but I can't Asian squat. This is just sad.😓
Rosie Wong you’re a disgrace
no no its fine XDXD its just called asian squat bc most of us know how to do it
Rosie Wong cause you’re Chinese not ASIAN (I’m joking guys I’m not that stupid)
jie yi loves herself lmao you funny (again, Issa joke)
Lala Subliminals i know i dont get why u have to say it like that sis😂
*When you’re physically unable to do the Asian squat*
It make me sad! I can’t do it!
my school has those toilets ;-; (I live in japan)
Same bro
Me neither every time I try to put my feet flat I just fall backwards. My heels physically cannot reach the ground. I have to do american squat
SweetIvory 1203 same. Plus big ( . )( . ) mean I can’t get my centre of gravity right as my knees clash with them. Is it hugely offensive to use the disabled toilets if you physically cannot use a squat toilet?
@@YeahShaw same my knees clash with my big (. )(. ) Maybe that's the problem
We have lots of squat toilets here. I usually take off my pants and hang them on a hook on the door. Better be safe than sorry. Don't want to mess up my pants 😂