Smash could've picked any character from Tekken and they really avoided choosing the Bear. The sitting bear technique alone would've placed him in S Tier
In case you don't get this, Rangchu is well known for using the worst character, the bear, to win at tekken tournies against top players imagine someone winning a huge event with like...little mac in SSBU, or Kirby or something.
@@AceTriggerz Actually Rangchu won the Tekken World Tour Finals, the most important tornament, with Panda, even tho i would not consider the bears as the worst characters.
Tekken music is always great; here's a song list if anyone wants to know what was playing 0:05 - Ogre Theme - Tekken Tag 1 1:07 - Xiaoyu Theme - Tekken Tag 1 2:12 - King Theme - Tekken 2 2:57 - Beach - Tekken 4 3:40 - Yoshimitsu Theme - Tekken Tag 1 5:17 - Are you Ready? - Tekken 2
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Dunkey ever played, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears." -Werner Herzog
@@pragmaticmessenger that’s cuz it’s a real quote from Grizzly Man. he just swapped out “Treadwell” for Dunkey. it’s a good documentary, you should check it out
0:40 Can’t tell if he’s actually Pinocchio since if he lied, the nose would’ve grew, and the nose didn’t grow meaning he didn’t lie. But on the other hand his nose couldn’t grow if he wasn’t Pinocchio... I don’t know what to believe
This is a good joke. It's a new take on a classic lie that became technically true. A meme that has risen above and become a legend. A culmination of actual years of shitposting. Ride on noble dinoknight, ride on.
The beginning kills me every time. I've probably watched the first 5 seconds twenty times. -- "What is that?" -- "What's, what do you mean? What is what?" -- "Why is your picture that?" -- "That's King!"
@@shafir2 Tekken Tag Tournament OST: 0:03 Ogre 1:06 Xiaoyu 2:36 Lei 3:40 Yoshimitsu These are the ones I know, I'm not sure of the rest since they come from other Tekken games
Man, I remember the days when dunkey just used to make videos about funny birds and trains like, remember when the birds fought with their beaks like swords that was so so funny!!! Like they're birds they're not supposed to u
Yeah I just finished watching some other video and I was like its already more than a week since his last one, is he gonna skip? And then like two seconds later I see the red notification
It's really crazy when you realize they taught an actual bear these moves so they could use motion tracking
Sounds a little far fetched
LOL
I mean Kuma is literally Heihachi’s fuckin pet so of course Heihachi would’ve taught a bear those moves
@@faze_inaba3254 And that's her son. The first Kuma was in Tekken 1 and 2, she died of old age.
@@DARS_04 her,he,son ???😵🤏
“I don’t even know what this makes you feel like”-IGN
Kristian Boisits makes you feel like you don’t know what it feels like
It has a little something for everyone-Also IGN
"I can taste purple" - BLT
Japanese?
It certainly make you feel like something.
It's a commonly know fact that bears can't actually die.
Oh so THAT'S how Rangchu won the most important Tekken tournament in the world!
they can only transform
wiat...
Remember that bear that walked like a bipedal? It's dead.
*russian noises*
im gonna go see if thats true. brb
Smash could've picked any character from Tekken and they really avoided choosing the Bear. The sitting bear technique alone would've placed him in S Tier
the bear is going to be in the next game
This video will single handedly make the bear a spirit In Smash
@@TheFuckingShitLoL I think both bears are spirits
They've see rangchu
Exactly he was too poweful
Dunkey: Plays Tekken and picks Bears.
Rangchu: Finally, a worthy opponent.
OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
In case you don't get this, Rangchu is well known for using the worst character, the bear, to win at tekken tournies against top players imagine someone winning a huge event with like...little mac in SSBU, or Kirby or something.
@@AceTriggerz Actually Rangchu won the Tekken World Tour Finals, the most important tornament, with Panda, even tho i would not consider the bears as the worst characters.
@@AceTriggerz don't worry i know who he is
Gigass would be flustered
He's not actually bad, it's just that his eyes are closed
He's also using a USB steering wheel.
Its also his little brother playing, people are blind to not realize that smh
The comments are the only reason I come here anymore
And he also isn't even real
And also he doesn't exist
“This is truly the first bear type game.”
Hideo Kojima
FIRST STRAND BEAR GAME
This is the episode where dunkey and friends become furries. And maybe also become Freddy fazguy
TheMrMahalek I am laughing very funny sir hahaha
i dont understand because i am american and i this isnt a shooter
@@tigelton its fps
Tekken music is always great; here's a song list if anyone wants to know what was playing
0:05 - Ogre Theme - Tekken Tag 1
1:07 - Xiaoyu Theme - Tekken Tag 1
2:12 - King Theme - Tekken 2
2:57 - Beach - Tekken 4
3:40 - Yoshimitsu Theme - Tekken Tag 1
5:17 - Are you Ready? - Tekken 2
Bless your soul human this needs more likes.
3:16 is Hwoarang Theme from Tekken 3
That Tekken Tag Yoshimitsu’s Theme is a god tier song.
Thanks so much. Been looking for these!
Holy shit, a serious comment talking about Tekken and not a usb streering wheel joke?
Rare sight found!
Dunkey has over 7 bear facts there is no feasible way he can lose.
1) Bears eat beats
@@thisisnotok2100 2) Beats ear bears
3)Bears distribute bars
Ethan Lewis 4) Bears play Bookworm Adventures Deluxe
5) Bears commit extensive tax fraud globally
So there's two separate characters that are just bears?
I love it.
Dont forget they have Gerbil, and cat skins. The King character can also become 100% Leopard with a skin.
Jordan Joestar ah yes, tekken, the furries choice of fighting game.
Same character, different skin.
Pink Snake Not entirely same, different Rage Arts
There used to be a kangaroo and velociraptor too. I miss them so much.
1:55 "Wha? How did I do that?"
I've never heard a phrase that more perfectly explains casual Tekken 7
@Salt bruh.....
@Salt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@SnakeInTheRain when you learn a combo for the first time is pretty satisfying
@@SnakeInTheRain think it's due to the chemistry between the movement and frames/animations involved.
*Casually button mashing*
"i'm pinnochio"
bongley we can literally see you are jim sterling
He had his eyes closed though
Dunkley: "No eyes, no ears, no nose, no sterling, no body, to fight me..."
"tihs reminds me of dunki beating sterling in tek ken
Yoshimitsu's theme from TTT1?
Hey alucard, castlevania fan i see
“No body” best pun of the year.
If only we could see how well he plays without the USB steering wheel.
It would be unfair to his opponents
And his little brother is playing
@@achristopher112 And he doesn't even have hands. He's a tiger like King
When rock lee removes the ankle weights
If he started playing without the USB steering wheel, he'd smash his own record on Bowser's Big Bean Burrito
Ah the "Sitting Bear", an ancient technique of the forbidden dark arts.
It is both forbidden and secret.
Delicious
*That's illegal*
Only a few have mastered it and even they couldn't comprehend the true power this technique holds
Only the few chosen shall speak of the Dunkieto style
"And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of all the bears that Dunkey ever played, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. To me, there is no such thing as a secret world of the bears."
-Werner Herzog
😔
O V E R W H E L M I N G A N D C O L L E C T I V E M U R D E R
I could actually hear this in Herzog's voice lol. Good job.
@@pragmaticmessenger that’s cuz it’s a real quote from Grizzly Man. he just swapped out “Treadwell” for Dunkey. it’s a good documentary, you should check it out
As a Canadian, I can confirm that the bear isn't overpowered, it's just a faithful rendition of the source material.
As someone familiar with Maine, it's still quite heavily nerfed. Don't fuck with bears.
As a bear I can confirm
I fought one exactly like this the other day
This is just a fat black bear painted brown to look like a grizzly. Case in point: No heads were knocked off.
@@megatone9139 is that what the b stands for?
Don’t blame him guys. Remember that he’s using a USB steering wheel.
Initial T
It was actually his little brother playing
And he was wearing a blindfold
And his eyes are closed and he's not even trying
and his little brother was actually not even playing
gamer blanket: stowed.
bear ass: slapped.
girlfriend: none.
yep, it's Tekken time.
ye boi
Hotel: Trivago
@@theman76942 SILENCE BRAND
chilli3724 monb
@Hyde keep sayin it
Bear bodies a man with a tuna.
Bear: "Come back in 10 years."
Its actually salmon
@@primeministersinister625 dang bro relax
0:40
Can’t tell if he’s actually Pinocchio since if he lied, the nose would’ve grew, and the nose didn’t grow meaning he didn’t lie. But on the other hand his nose couldn’t grow if he wasn’t Pinocchio... I don’t know what to believe
Tweet Tweet17 stupidest comment I’ve ever read
Tweet Tweet17 well at least u tried
Itreallybelikethat can I have a reward?
@@TweetTweet17 Legend
@Tree Sapp His grammar is just fine.
So this is what Kojima and Reggie were preparing for the next gen consoles
Yep, they kinda need to put on it a blue wig and explain that he's from Fire Emblem and BADABUM BABY NEW DLC CHARACTER XD
3:35
"So long Gay Bowser"
OHOHOHOHO. Looks like the Bowser... has become the Bowsed.
Hat Guy 😂
welcome to king enjoy your 20 second long chain grabs
Bowser just Bowsing before he become bowsed
man the layers, this thread is like an Ogre
My bestfriend of twenty years passed this was our game. Thank you for posting this man. Cheers and RIP David Kressel. Yall play just like we would lol
David is owning noobs at Tekken in the afterlife
May he now main a lovable bear in Tekken heaven mah dude.
Rip bro
Spill a drink for David. May he rest in peace.
Im sorry for your miss 😞
6/10.
"It has a little bear for everyone."
-IGN
A low score. It's hard to bear. IGNorance only slightly makes this score bearable.
A bear bones game
8/10
@@kenbee1957 ok, you have my like for that.
IGN literally marked down Tekken Tag 2 for having too many characters...
I beg to differ! It has a BIG bear for everyone.
As dunk always said “Armond White, the best critic ever”
Git 'er done
“ What is that now?! “
“ I’m deer. “
When they were brainstorming this game, they only thing they had on the white board was "Needs More Nonsense"
ya well, once they release the ability to play as a bipedal dolphin, ill play
I can make pizza??
@@Rickilicious how about a kangaroo instead?
@@erica8952there was actually a kangaroo once, look it up
I'm not sure they need to actually write that down if it's made in Japan
You know, this reminds me of the time Dunkey beat Sky in Fire Emblem: Ultimate
UndyingWladeslaus this reminds me of when dinkley beat off sky and then they smashed
You smoking that butthash?
This is a good joke. It's a new take on a classic lie that became technically true. A meme that has risen above and become a legend. A culmination of actual years of shitposting. Ride on noble dinoknight, ride on.
This is truly the first fighting strand type game
These are only a few of the characters you may see. Trust me, It’s good
This barely came out two minutes ago why's everyone already here
Only dunkey has this much power
6 million+ subscribers..
I've watched this like 8 times in a row already, can't get enough of the dick punches tbh
Whats the game?
There's no better content tbh.
I love how Dunkey said "enough is enough!" Totally sounds like a fighting game voice line.
He keeps winning even though he’s blindfolded and playing with a usb steering wheel, truly the dunkey
The best part? He doesn't even exist.
And his little brother was playing
Yep
“Oh-o-o-ok-ok-yep-ok-oh-o-ok-sure.”
The fighting game national anthem.
ARE YOU FINISHED YET-
@@GayBrain You don't get to play. Only I get to play!
Imagine how well he could’ve done if he wasn’t blindfolded
imagine how well he could’ve done if he actually got the game
imagine how well he could've done he would have been if he knew the game existed
imagine if u dont use an overused meme
Imagine if he wasn't even playing with a usb steering wheel
Every round he lost his little brother was playing.
"I'm putting away the blanket."
-Sterling, 2020
On spot soundtrack choices. This guy literally knows which Tekken game had the best OST.
Which one? There's 2, Tag, 4, and 5.
For real👍
Chris Chen Tag 1. Then comes T5 DR and then maybe T4.
Can you name each one?
Tekken 4 obv best OST
Oh man all this tekken music brought back so much nostalgia.
Tekken 4's soundtrack is one of the greatest video game soundtracks ever.
Can you please tell me the name of the songs played? Or at least from wich game it came from.
1:58 I call this move the Charmin' Ultra
**sings** Ch-ch-ch-ch, Charmin.
Lol @ "Teddy can now go down to the water, in search of her first fishing season" 🤣
@@Phillyjoe2 WESKER!!!
1:48 but can we talk about how that dodge was actually kinda sick
i laughed so hard at that
You should watch tekken 7 slow mo comps.
Its pretty bear bones
@@guyknack 2 years later still laughing
@@neinja66469 thank you
The beginning kills me every time. I've probably watched the first 5 seconds twenty times.
-- "What is that?"
-- "What's, what do you mean? What is what?"
-- "Why is your picture that?"
-- "That's King!"
I mean, that's who King is on the inside. XD
@@tailedgates9 the reason I main him
69 likes
@@ntsHR not anymore
@@guyknack damn
2:07 "hey alright" typical aris fan
God, we got a stoner in chat boys
Keep it down will ya
@@Flo_R. and buy a shirt
lay off the butthash
He's even playing Ganryu and not Gigass, gormless.
“ahhh, wake me up afte- y-you can try to face me”
my favorite tekken line, i believe lars says it after he becomes a panda and fights god
Isn't that the entire plot of the Tekken movie?
Wake me up in ten years
1:45 King looking like he's straight outta 'Cats' 😳
Dunkey is at his most dangerous when his charecter looks silly.
Just take a look at Wonderman and Bald Baby
I stopped listening to this guy when he stopped referencing Gex
chokim mink
gex is the bext
Does that make you moist
You're biased i win bye bye
"This looks like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons house."
Guys, he fooled us again. His little brother had the remote the whole time.
And he was blindfolded
And he wasn't even trying
Gentleman Covers exactly
Plus he uses a usb steering wheel
And the controller wasn't even plugged in.
4:07 you accidentally executed the optimal wall combo lmao
that is not the optimal wall combo at all xD
late but it's 3:17
@@rooksillmane4791 Its one of the routes. Jab into salad mixer is one of his main options. The other being b2,1 into d1+2.
I don't know enough panda to confirm so take my like anyway
@@Nostromo_TK jab into salad mixer is one of his main option
Imagine explaining this to an non-tekken fan
I thought this was a Donkey video until at the end it said "more turkey", and now frankly I dont know who to believe.
Despite the fact that the game exclusively featured bears?
I was sure this was Bunkley
“Even Kuma can beat you.”
- Heihachi, SoulCalibur 2
A beautiful representation of our society as a whole, good job dinkus
really proud of humanity, 15 seconds in and I'm already crying
Truly, you can't make anything better than this.
chokim mink?
I mean it’s not hard to make a good video when it features the first strand type game
0:05 that was such a graceful moment I love it
*P A N D A W I N S*
cant belive my eyes of seeing a dunkey video with 2 views
"This game really makes you feel like the greater north pacific grizzly bear in the midst of pursuing a female in heat."
0:41 wow, I can't believe they finally put Boris Johnson in the game. He's a character a lot of people have been requesting for a long time now.
"I'm pinocchio" -boris jonson
@@godsdrunkestdriver01 well he did have that bus of a complete lie
Boris Johnson is clearly a top tier character.
“Be Afraid”
Why is that funny
This is where Ken really became the greatest fighting character of any game.
That Mortal Kombat dum dum
@@mauz791 u mean dragon ball
Yoshimitsu walking on swords menacingly.
Jab: I've never seen this man before in my life.
"i need to learn the blockstrings for kuma" oh honey you have more pressing problems than that
Dunkey, you are the heart and soul of TH-cam. Your videos are the funniest on the website, and they always will be. Keep up the good work.
I'm so glad a Fire Emblem character was finally added to Tekken.
mfw sterling pronounces "akuma" as if he's talking about "a kuma", which is... the bear.
Most Americans pronounce it that way.
it's pronounced that way in like, every game including this one, announcer says it like that
Wait so like whats the proper way
@@SergioGarcia-ys7xf Considering it's usually written as 悪魔, you gotta say it as AKu (悪) Ma (魔).
A kuma is fine too.
I just pronounce it uhkooma.
My favorite TH-camr playing my favorite fighting game... this is a *MASTAPIECE*
1:15 is the most fucking hilariously adorable think I've ever watched, never change Dunk
"Come back in ten years" panda
0:22 King out there showing respect to all the casualties that were lost in the jungle.
“Panda?! REERY?!”
"don't ask me foh shiet"
shit your ashes down!
As a Kuma main, it's so good to see some Bear lovin'.
Holy wow, I can’t believe ol’ dunkey is playing Tekken.
Even used Tekken Tag Tournament music the whole video, my favorite for the soundtrack
@@nedinnis6752 Do you know what songs are used specifically?
Maaaasku
@@shafir2
Tekken Tag Tournament OST:
0:03 Ogre
1:06 Xiaoyu
2:36 Lei
3:40 Yoshimitsu
These are the ones I know, I'm not sure of the rest since they come from other Tekken games
Ned Innis yeah whats great is that the ps4 version comes with all the old soundtracks from the past games
It's good to see Dunkey is exercising his second amendment right to "bear arms".
PFFFF AHAHAHA
Lmfao
You play borderlands 3 I see
Underrated
More like arm bears
I love how after all these years the Tekken characters still do the same "ow my back" animation when you KO them.
Wouldnt be a fighting game without it lol
Been that way since Tekken Tag 1 lol
Some characters still have the same 10 hit combos from tekken 1 if im not mistaken.
Umm I wanna ask... is Alisa in Tekken 7? I love her moveset.
@@GayBrain Yep! She sure is
0:38 what the hell is Ed Sheeran doing here
I was thinking more Boris Johnson
"Who ordered the fish meal?"
Another classic dunkin quote.
3:14 that's actually terrifying.
Aang Dknight “be afraid”
"I'm deer."
~Deer 2020
Cant wait for Deer and Bear to join the battle in Smash
It should have been them
I remember when I used to play Teh ken with Vin Diesel in 2001
I too used to play Teh Ken fighting game
@Born oh Vin is absolutely a mean Kuma main.
1:06 THAT'S MY JAM!....oh...it's over...
I cri
What is it?
Wheres the music from?
Tekken tag 1
@@lt7249 tekken tag 1 ost xiaoyu theme
,, You never played Tekken 7 if you never played Leroy"- Tekken devs.
True 🤣🤣
Leroy and Sugar for president 2020
I could watch these guys play fighting games all day 😂 seriously you guys should do other ones
I’m really glad he used all the best Tekken music for this video! Well done
3:36 "so long, gay bowser"
i also watched the video
@Lieselotte Aya i also replyed to the comment.
Lmao, this was funny asf
I too have see video of said gay, long bowser.
lol thats actually me in the video
Every few months, we need Dunkey to play a fighting game, just to remind us how good he is at games.
Tekken in smash now
You mean Kessen?
Man, I remember the days when dunkey just used to make videos about funny birds and trains like, remember when the birds fought with their beaks like swords that was so so funny!!! Like they're birds they're not supposed to u
Yeah how videos have really gone downhill since then, kind of sad really
No one ever stands a chance against the "DICC PUNCH!"
Except women
HE KEPT PUNCHING ME IN THE DICK
@@jimmycumbest6877 nice TFS reference
Literally maybe 15 minutes ago I was like "guess dunkey's gonna skip a week :("
Thanks dunkboy
Yeah I just finished watching some other video and I was like its already more than a week since his last one, is he gonna skip? And then like two seconds later I see the red notification
@Tree Sapp quite literally, maybe.
3:54 Tekken 6 High Rollers Club taking me straight back to 2007
Catotoro damn its really been that long
2:57 when the tekken four music kicked in I wanted to buy from dunkeys castle
The beach stage damn it's good
@@TheWho1231 But can it beat rooftop building stage theme? (Authentic sky)
@@TheWho1231 also gym and mob are good
@@randodox8375 I love that one too
@@St_Rizla agreed also love shinjuku always had a cowboy bebop feel to it
"Is that E. Honda?"
-Dunkey 2020
Tachibana Muneshige top ten questions science can’t answer
tekken really makes you feel like lion-cat-pinochio-bear-wrestler-bruce lee and demon
2:57 Omg beach theme from Tekken 4
Got Tekken 7 for Christmas and it's been a ton of fun. It's great seeing this game getting more attention for how old it is.
thank you dunkey, ive been going through a rough patch in my life. i needed a good laugh. i appreciate you and your channel.
Finally, a good sequel to Tek Ken 6: The Fate of The Furious
This comment is too advanced to only have 14 likes
@@MichaelSmith-rn2vk and that is why it has 53
@@christopherwager312 This does.... bring a smile to my face
Michael Smith Appreciated
Christopher Wager Appreciated Also
"Oops chicken"
-some narrator
2:07 hey alright
Stoner sighting
hey keep it down
gormless
cheymon bru
Sean SB will ya?
thanks, now don't talk to me
“You’re pretty good”-Metal Gear Dink
Blip blip
Shine shine
Wavedash wavedash
*TORYAAAAAAH*
This reminds me of a time a guy in the comments reminded me that this game really makes you feel like Batman
I like the fact he meowed 1:18 but it's a hamster
It’s a cat skin