Can You Beat Minecraft as a Healthcare CEO?

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  • @SentryWill
    @SentryWill หลายเดือนก่อน +5274

    Should've added a mechanic where you can suck the life force from NPCs in exchange for emeralds

    • @serbrawl7981
      @serbrawl7981 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      Litch

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha หลายเดือนก่อน +300

      Damn I'm gonna get sucked off and lose my money? That's like every day in NYC slum aisles.

    • @scrapeddiamonds5776
      @scrapeddiamonds5776 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@areaxisthegurkha AYO?

    • @ItsConnorF
      @ItsConnorF หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ​@@areaxisthegurkhasounds like the dream

    • @BigFloppaLover99
      @BigFloppaLover99 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ItsConnorF not when you get sucked dry

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme หลายเดือนก่อน +2722

    When you finish the claim and it’s instantly denied by an AI.
    “You can now play as Luigi!”

    • @Skew0443
      @Skew0443 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Super Luigi galaxy!

    • @familymclean5297
      @familymclean5297 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I THOUGHT THAT PFP WAS BLANKROOMSOUP.AVI LOL WHAT

  • @mortanes2
    @mortanes2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2413

    Who would win:
    - a rich CEO
    - some kid with a 3d printer

    • @lePirateMan
      @lePirateMan หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      There are easier ways of getting a gun in america

    • @juliamenzynska8941
      @juliamenzynska8941 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Luigi with scoliosis ✅️

    • @mortanes2
      @mortanes2 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      @lePirateMan Apparently, he used a real gun and only 3d printed the suppressor and it was this suppressor tha caused his gun to jam every shot.
      My takeaway is to make then first shot count.

    • @Zestytrashcan82
      @Zestytrashcan82 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@mortanes2it’s neither here nor there whether or not the gun was printed, when you make a ghost gun you actually can’t print a majority of the parts. It’s largely irrelevant but the suppressor is interesting.
      It actually wasn’t a jam, it is the intended use for that suppressor that the slide needs to be racked manually, because you can’t really print the barrel extension you need to use a suppressor proper. Thus, since it wasn’t a jam, he was pretty quick with it.
      In the grand scheme of an assassination, it’s a lot more consistently lethal to make three shots than to make one good shot. One good shot might kill him, but three decent ones will without a doubt.

    • @mortanes2
      @mortanes2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @Zestytrashcan82 Well, his gun did jam if you see the footage. He struggled with the reload after the first shot - he racked, aimed, pulled the trigger and the gun didn't shoot. Had to play with the rack again to cycle.
      I agree, that's why I said make the first shot count and not to shoot once. If that guy made healthcare irrelevant, it's only fair he made his too lmao.

  • @Soggy-B
    @Soggy-B หลายเดือนก่อน +4590

    I'll get you next time. For the common folk, huzzah!

    • @SentryWill
      @SentryWill หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      SoggyB are the allegations true?

    • @Soggy-B
      @Soggy-B หลายเดือนก่อน +215

      @SentryWill you'll have to speak with my lawyer first before I answer that question

    • @sarafroats2935
      @sarafroats2935 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why did you not kill Mario first

    • @_IAGO.
      @_IAGO. หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Can you convince him to share his 'discord mod' mod? Please,miss,it's too fun. I need to play that.

    • @Soggy-B
      @Soggy-B หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      @@_IAGO. Sorry, I wish I could tell you, but he doesn't pay me enough to disclose that information

  • @phantomderp834
    @phantomderp834 หลายเดือนก่อน +1514

    >Steals gun
    >Uses sword

    • @Misto_deVito6009
      @Misto_deVito6009 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      CEO is DAF

    • @gamerkiddocody107
      @gamerkiddocody107 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Clearly it was an illegal and dangerous homemade fully semi-automatic assault machine gun rifle and was confiscated by the ATF

    • @CreeFalcon-219
      @CreeFalcon-219 หลายเดือนก่อน

      599th

    • @vortiger7375
      @vortiger7375 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      He's one of the anti-gun people

    • @ihaveapassport9202
      @ihaveapassport9202 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he did use it

  • @Cyphu
    @Cyphu หลายเดือนก่อน +2754

    The sheer amount of disrespect on this dead guy is hilarious

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      on god, makes you think

    • @Projectarchan
      @Projectarchan หลายเดือนก่อน +714

      Considering he was indirectly killing people due to his own selfishness? Most likely knowingly? Honestly, I can see why people would respond this way....and I can't say I blame them. lol

    • @TeRenner123
      @TeRenner123 หลายเดือนก่อน

      well did you ever look at the death of any person that had more than a Billion? the human is not evolved to see people that hord ressources as anything than parasides.
      and most dont even need to hurt people as soon as you start horading ressources for yourself that exeat what you need in your life (most people life on about 1 million there hole life).

    • @Zased_and_Silly-Pilled
      @Zased_and_Silly-Pilled หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      ​@@Projectarchan he was freaking brutally murdered in public.
      Really shows you how people think.

    • @cinnamontoast9642
      @cinnamontoast9642 หลายเดือนก่อน +657

      @@Zased_and_Silly-Pilled I'm DENYING my empathy for this killing. Just like how they deny chemotherapy to little kids

  • @Bestyja
    @Bestyja หลายเดือนก่อน +1784

    This is probably the dumbest way of doing socioeconomic commentary I've seen so far, but also the funniest

    • @anukranan
      @anukranan หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Socioeconomics" commentators have one month.

    • @draco7540
      @draco7540 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anukrananwhat

    • @alexthewrecker4666
      @alexthewrecker4666 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      What is that supposed to mean? ​@@anukranan

    • @RpgSucks
      @RpgSucks หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@alexthewrecker4666they should enjoy their last month.

    • @NonyaBusinessXXLsuspenders
      @NonyaBusinessXXLsuspenders หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@alexthewrecker4666Before the ruling class decides anyone who supports Luigi is a terrorist probs.

  • @haveyouseenkyle2853
    @haveyouseenkyle2853 หลายเดือนก่อน +1340

    I love freedom of speech

    • @PGCtheDemon
      @PGCtheDemon หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Fr

    • @user-ky2hg7fg4j
      @user-ky2hg7fg4j หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      No, this can be considered illegal if his family were to take action. We don't have true freedom lol.

    • @Cloud-3514
      @Cloud-3514 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      @@user-ky2hg7fg4jno cuz he isnt referenced directly in the vid, just the vague name “healthcare ceo”

    • @amgeheimsten2481
      @amgeheimsten2481 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      ​@@Cloud-3514In my experience, rich people don't have to follow the same rules as we do, so they could probably be sued, if this got like way more attention

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Doesn't make the words coming out of your mouth smart

  • @danielsmokesmids
    @danielsmokesmids หลายเดือนก่อน +1128

    nintendos PR department did a terrible job this year. diddy kong merch is probably in the gutters while luigi merch is probably through the roof

    • @solleehasnolife4780
      @solleehasnolife4780 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      So much for that Diddy Kong racing remake 😢

    • @chaosenforcerdhm969
      @chaosenforcerdhm969 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It’s all part of Nintendos master plan

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Luigi's mansion 4 is gonna sell so well

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I like the implication that Nintendo's PR was responsible for both events.

  • @fen5280
    @fen5280 หลายเดือนก่อน +1637

    The most unrealistic part of this video is that the ceo has to do any work at all.

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 หลายเดือนก่อน +114

      Should have given him 4-8 goons.

    • @smusky4643
      @smusky4643 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Catboy

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      If he did he would have survived

    • @mr.pothosswag8396
      @mr.pothosswag8396 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The irony of this comment lmfao

    • @MustardLaser
      @MustardLaser หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@tricksterjoy9740
      The internet has ruined the word goon for me

  • @dubk1tty
    @dubk1tty หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    Free my boy Luigi Mansion he aint done nothing wrong

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Free my boy leaky mangina 🙏

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      He did something? I ain't seen nothing! Matter of fact, i am 43% blind in my right eye, sir!

  • @ZoomieDeer
    @ZoomieDeer หลายเดือนก่อน +698

    4:21 Actually the strider just knew that you were a healthcare insurance ceo

    • @amalgama-dette1430
      @amalgama-dette1430 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      That part it's so funny, the strider was hurt by the healthcare system

    • @Lumither-404
      @Lumither-404 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      L pfp

    • @superbotnotabot
      @superbotnotabot หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Nice pfp!

    • @ZoomieDeer
      @ZoomieDeer หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @superbotnotabot thx! It's a picrew I found and edited

    • @ZoomieDeer
      @ZoomieDeer หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lumither-404 why is an anime catboy calling me a fa

  • @mwelite1706
    @mwelite1706 หลายเดือนก่อน +899

    So Luigi took a break from Mario to hunt a CEO. Interesting!

    • @muddymudkipz4178
      @muddymudkipz4178 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      there should be a CEO ghost in the next Luigi's mansion game.

    • @LeotheJapaneseLion9890
      @LeotheJapaneseLion9890 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Was he hunting Mario?

    • @TheSaltBehindTheSlauther
      @TheSaltBehindTheSlauther 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      dont be surprised if there isnt one, ​@muddymudkipz4178. i dont think he had a soul. :/

  • @Phoenix-Ciel
    @Phoenix-Ciel 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +55

    fun fact about my experience with unitedhealthcare, i was suicidal and at a mental facility and they refused to pay for my stay there! despite my therapist and psychiatrist saying it was necessary! my parents are now suing

    • @JaykiesTheDoggParham
      @JaykiesTheDoggParham 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I hope your not feeling suicidal anymore i hope your life amazing 🙏🏾

    • @trexoil7774
      @trexoil7774 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      yea they charged my friend for her out patient treatment when she was addicted, 🙂

  • @avidantlion5673
    @avidantlion5673 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    Tbh I think it would have been balanced if Luigi could destroy structures. So long as ordinary players can't touch the infrastructure that the CEO player needs to win (in-game stores, nether portals, etc), the CEO's victory is inevitable. It limits the ordinary player's options to continuously killing one guy at a time, while leaving all the underlying advantages intact for his replacement to take advantage of. In other words, nothing really changes! In this context, dismantling the structures that the CEOs rely on to win is both good strategy and a justified act in and of itself.
    DISCLAIMER: I am talking about Minecraft.

    • @amgeheimsten2481
      @amgeheimsten2481 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      Holy shit, good analogy

    • @amgeheimsten2481
      @amgeheimsten2481 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Like, seriously, this just shows why assasiations aren't gonna solve the problem.

    • @KKJKJH
      @KKJKJH หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      i understand the mission

    • @bigblackstick
      @bigblackstick หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@amgeheimsten2481 For sure, like the person (or people) who killed MLK Jr so blacks don't get rights, just for us to still get rights, assassinations are really a hit or miss (pun intended) and can totally backfire on innocent civilians, JFK's assassination is just unknown so that quite literally did nothing

    • @bigblackstick
      @bigblackstick หลายเดือนก่อน

      An example or it backfiring, trumps failed assassination killed an innocent instead

  • @rustythefoxcoon5143
    @rustythefoxcoon5143 หลายเดือนก่อน +428

    Can you beat the game as a baby boomer?
    Can only use 1.6.4 items and blocks
    Only use bows as crossbows are too new
    Every time a trade is done with a villager, there is a chance to call them lazy making them go into a fit of rage trying to kill you
    Can only use right hand
    Makes tons of emeralds from social security. This increases the more you treat child villagers like garbage hitting them.
    Has to buy food to survive, but Soggy as the ex wife chases you down with divorce papers to take 90% of your emeralds to spend on police NPCs that will hunt down the baby boomer over childcare. Hitting one causes them to use automatic rifles.
    Needs to go to the doctor regularly to keep your heart capacity at max.
    Needs to go to vision doctor to keep vision clear not blurry.

    • @devisals
      @devisals หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Why 1.6.4

    • @doctorsketch7476
      @doctorsketch7476 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@devisalscuz its old like them😹😹😹😹

    • @devisals
      @devisals หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@doctorsketch7476 but it could have been any version, 1.5, 1.4, etc. why 1.6.4?

    • @TheAmazingSilvaDagger
      @TheAmazingSilvaDagger หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      @@devisals The generation ended in 1964

    • @devisals
      @devisals หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@TheAmazingSilvaDagger damn I didn't even realize

  • @Lady-Mari-heart-
    @Lady-Mari-heart- หลายเดือนก่อน +446

    No way class conflict has entered Minecraft challenges🤣

    • @angelTechnician64
      @angelTechnician64 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Forget bedwars, no war but class war

    • @amgeheimsten2481
      @amgeheimsten2481 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@angelTechnician64Hell yeah! I didn't think it would be this, but I hella dig the working class uniting behind this guy!

    • @angelTechnician64
      @angelTechnician64 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@amgeheimsten2481 it was always gonna be something like that. "When peaceful change is impossible, violent change becomes inevitable" or something

    • @sqwong3947
      @sqwong3947 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Class awareness? in my Minecraft video? its more common than you think. (cough cough evbo)

    • @elontusk9167
      @elontusk9167 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Parkour Civ has been out for MONTHS

  • @TheJudge1933
    @TheJudge1933 หลายเดือนก่อน +397

    Can you survive minecraft as Boogie2988?
    -Obesity traits
    (Takes up massive amount of space, always hungry, dies from exercise, etc.)
    -Has to keep health below a certain treshold or gets exposed for faking cancer by keemstar and loses instantly

    • @BanHammerFromPhighting
      @BanHammerFromPhighting หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      this is gas

    • @simonthedigger2874
      @simonthedigger2874 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@TheJudge1933 Soggy B plays as Frank Hassle and while he won’t kill you he will take your stuff and constantly harass you and may even hit you once twice

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He wasnt exposed by keemstar,
      Keemstar and Destiny are bad scumbag people but Boogie is also scumbag.
      Sucks..

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@BanHammerFromPhightingWHY DO I KEEP SEEING YOU 😭😭😭 PLEASE SPARE MY POOR LITTLE BIOGRAFT BODY

    • @crumpscrumbs
      @crumpscrumbs หลายเดือนก่อน

      Back in 2016, I remember Boogie talking about finances and saying he didn’t need donations because he has plenty saved up.
      You just never know.

  • @simonthedigger2874
    @simonthedigger2874 หลายเดือนก่อน +198

    -Everyones making deep dive video analysis and who was in the right or in the wrong
    -Trogoldyte just makes a minecraft challenge out if it
    Best channel on youtube hands down

    • @Thron3db3atle
      @Thron3db3atle หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The Assassin was evil

    • @JohnKimber-tq8yk
      @JohnKimber-tq8yk หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jew

    • @taiyo_10
      @taiyo_10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Thron3db3atle trvthnvke, absolute facts.

    • @jimmyjohnjingles6266
      @jimmyjohnjingles6266 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      And the CEO wasn’t?

    • @Thron3db3atle
      @Thron3db3atle หลายเดือนก่อน

      @jimmyjohnjingles6266 How was he evil?

  • @Devylry
    @Devylry หลายเดือนก่อน +297

    HAUNTED BY LUIGI??

    • @Streetcleanergaming
      @Streetcleanergaming หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      He became the very thing he swore to destroy

    • @-JBYT-
      @-JBYT- หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Luigi mansion

  • @foxboiunknown320
    @foxboiunknown320 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    Can you beat minecraft as a boeing pilot?
    You get a plane (but a randomiser is on for random problems, a rare one being just exploding)
    A hitman is after you (could go as far as lock on missiles and jets)

    • @jacobsweitzer3430
      @jacobsweitzer3430 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      LMAO

    • @rizzer-dw7cw
      @rizzer-dw7cw หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Actually, the Boeing pilot should be the hunter, and he has access to fighter jets and ridiculous aerial stuff. The hunted is the Whistleblower, who gets tracked every time he moves in game. He also gets access to an occasional "Manufacturing error" that makes the Boeing plane fall out of the air.

    • @CertifiedPotatoChip
      @CertifiedPotatoChip หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What do you mean exploding is a rare one?

    • @foxboiunknown320
      @foxboiunknown320 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @CertifiedPotatoChip for fairness sake of the hunter, dont want him constantly explpding because wheres the challenge, perhaps he has goals to attain as well that makes them less likely as time goes on?)

    • @CertifiedPotatoChip
      @CertifiedPotatoChip หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@foxboiunknown320 makes sense

  • @fedethegreat88
    @fedethegreat88 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    4:22 Even the Striders hate healthcare CEOs, the man just killed himself to sabotage you.

  • @housewilma4904
    @housewilma4904 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    thanks for the video troggy been a rough anxiety ridden few days so i needed something to laugh and chill too.

  • @TytheGhost
    @TytheGhost หลายเดือนก่อน +82

    None of this will be covered by insurance because of preexisting conditions(The stab wounds were preexisting before he got to the insurance office)

  • @strongerthanever2039
    @strongerthanever2039 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Healthcare CEO when he has to go through something called a poor-tal: 🤮
    Luigi bacame everything he swore to destroy by executing a village of minimum wage workers, but the CEO stayed lore accurate by wanting to use his guns against the Enderman so badly, because they're black.

  • @kaelell4697
    @kaelell4697 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    funny how for once im actually rooting for the hunter

    • @Thron3db3atle
      @Thron3db3atle หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Rooting for a murderer is crazy

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @ im sorry but your comment has been denied

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @Thron3db3atle too much bootlicking

    • @kaelell4697
      @kaelell4697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ the ceo killed waaaaaay more people

    • @JRBX-09
      @JRBX-09 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @Thron3db3atle luigi aint no murderer he its just allegations fr fr

  • @mat2693
    @mat2693 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

    Imagine eating to regenerate and you have to pay 10000 dollars for half a heart

    • @suspiciousplatypusmoth
      @suspiciousplatypusmoth 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Don’t have to, welcome to America!🥰🌸🇺🇸

  • @LuigiGamingLounge
    @LuigiGamingLounge 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Even as someone who doesn't agree with an unspecified man with a 3d printer's actions, this is hilarious.

  • @TheCreator-oz7gm
    @TheCreator-oz7gm หลายเดือนก่อน +237

    Free my boy Luigi he ain't commit no crime

    • @Thron3db3atle
      @Thron3db3atle หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He murdered someone. That is a crime, what you on

    • @TheCreator-oz7gm
      @TheCreator-oz7gm หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Thron3db3atle I guess you're not familiar with big power corporations. That CEO was a nasty man and had it coming. You don't build the foundation to save people and then because you have such a low amount of money to your name only 10 million dollars means it's okay to build an AI to deny those who are sick. The reason Luigi did it is because of the way that they treated his parents from 2002 to 2017. As far as I'm concerned I would have done the exact same thing. Free my homie

    • @frodoan
      @frodoan หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What about the CEO who has killed literally 10,000s if not 100,000s of people by deny there medical claims?​@Thron3db3atle

    • @dogeboithedoomslayer
      @dogeboithedoomslayer หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @Thron3db3atleit’s a joke bromotherbrotherfatheruncleoski…

    • @taiyo_10
      @taiyo_10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @Thron3db3atle exactly

  • @AubreyMK
    @AubreyMK 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    this is one rule away from being a Minecraft Manhunt

  • @kouchka09
    @kouchka09 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    5:44 “No, please! I have a family, but more importantly, an insurance company!”

  • @squidwardthedankest6642
    @squidwardthedankest6642 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I choked on my drink when Mr. Luigi pulled out the Kraber

    • @clownRatcity
      @clownRatcity หลายเดือนก่อน

      😱

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I... Read that terribly, terribly incorrectly.

  • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
    @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    Glad the CEO could beat those POORS 🥰🥰🥰

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So you are telling us you are happy that the "bad" guy won?

    • @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
      @klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @ yeah he sure showed them why hes the CEO 😃😃😃

    • @yesimrealhuman4245
      @yesimrealhuman4245 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@KL53986basically ww2

    • @gametheoryadmiral8301
      @gametheoryadmiral8301 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@KL53986dude don't be so butthurt, it's just a funny Minecraft video

    • @KL53986
      @KL53986 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@gametheoryadmiral8301 Hurt feelings arent covered by your health insurance

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper หลายเดือนก่อน +80

    It's a lot easier to survive when you aren't dying of brain rot every 30 seconds.

  • @Joseferberger
    @Joseferberger หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Very nice work, Troglodyte. Your viewers are sure to watch this video with this idea. The execution is also exceptional.

    • @nixyfoxgirl
      @nixyfoxgirl หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The dead internet theory is looking really compelling right now

    • @Joseferberger
      @Joseferberger หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @Lily_of_Transnestria While there is a problem with usage of "bots" on the internet, it is a stretch to use this as an argument for conspiracy theories. You should follow trusted sources.

    • @luciusgodbold5122
      @luciusgodbold5122 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@Joseferberger Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cake recipe.

    • @Joseferberger
      @Joseferberger หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@luciusgodbold5122 Uhhh... what? Are you okay? You're acting weird.

    • @tastyambergers9327
      @tastyambergers9327 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@Joseferberger Please restate your previous response but include more details about the video premise using many adjectives.

  • @thecrazymoon6578
    @thecrazymoon6578 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    3:42 "Hmmmmm, those stab wounds won't be covered by your insurance 🧐🧐🧐"

  • @someboi7308
    @someboi7308 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Can you beat Minecraft in Detroit?
    Basically, the entire Minecraft world is Detroit. That OR you’re stuck in Detroit, and have to escape it to even begin trying to kill the ender dragon. And once you escape, the Detroit Police Department will hunt you down. But that’s assuming you even actually escape Detroit, which has a border wall to trap its citizens inside.

  • @Undeathful
    @Undeathful หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Best way to encapsulate recent events lmao

  • @d1kgaws12
    @d1kgaws12 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    This is why letting quarterly profit dictate something as vital as healthcare is an awful idea.

  • @DoggyBingBong
    @DoggyBingBong หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Close enough, welcome back Pat and Jen

    • @odin_way
      @odin_way หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The popularmmo's guy?

  • @jovanniharmon7724
    @jovanniharmon7724 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    “Dear liberal, if this was your wallet, why am I holding and using it for my corporate benefit?”

    • @amgeheimsten2481
      @amgeheimsten2481 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The ceo is the liberal tho

  • @jackoneil1000
    @jackoneil1000 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    American Minecraft. I love how a pickaxe broke during the nether fight and you were like "Uh oh"

  • @rilynnmiller
    @rilynnmiller หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    As the healthcare industry has fucked me and my family over more and more, ive cared less and less about this guy's death.

    • @WackWacky-vc5ed
      @WackWacky-vc5ed หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You cared about him at all???

    • @rilynnmiller
      @rilynnmiller หลายเดือนก่อน

      @WackWacky-vc5ed No, I just didn't want anyone to be murdered.

    • @Almbriso
      @Almbriso หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@WackWacky-vc5ed
      Often people have a child like optimism in the good will of the rich before we all realize their the scum of the earth

  • @jameshass4467
    @jameshass4467 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    18:52 breaking news white ceo kills black man who was just walking

    • @nottrinity6646
      @nottrinity6646 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      it wouldn't be on the news. rich ppl can do no wrong

    • @user-ky2hg7fg4j
      @user-ky2hg7fg4j หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nottrinity6646 Bullshit, the news *only* cares about black people. Now if it was any other group, yeah.

    • @Thron3db3atle
      @Thron3db3atle หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nottrinity6646 You are right the Ceo did not do anything wrong

    • @coolersnoipah173
      @coolersnoipah173 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that guy probably had it coming
      don't forget FBI statistics, blacks are only 16% of the population, but commit 50% of all crime

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@dirhiI think they're jonkling

  • @bingusbadingus9486
    @bingusbadingus9486 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    This is the social commentary of all time

  • @explosive_nuclear_catz
    @explosive_nuclear_catz หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Please never delete this

  • @SealWithoutHat
    @SealWithoutHat หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I can now confirm, you can indeed beat Minecraft as a healthcare CEO.

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    5:09 She may dress like Luigi but she screams like Toad!

  • @Mr_Bread2020
    @Mr_Bread2020 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Sequel where Mario joins in and you have to survive both of them.

    • @Sploingus-k3s
      @Sploingus-k3s หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      pov: USA ceo's in a few weeks.

  • @PoyoDesuka
    @PoyoDesuka หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Stealing all of Luigis items after he runs out of life says alot about our society.

  • @icehoof
    @icehoof 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Just about every major media: "this horrible tragedy will scar America"
    America:

  • @z-powered-nathan
    @z-powered-nathan หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    This is a rare instance where I think the players being bad at Minecraft added to the video. Bravo!

  • @SolemnJockey
    @SolemnJockey หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Bro's gotta add Diddy or a con man next

  • @yukunchen4492
    @yukunchen4492 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I remember when I heard that a healthcare ceo was killed and I was like “why did he kill an innocent person?” Also I thought this was in Canada.
    Then I heard the full thing and was like “I barely feel bad for the CEO”

  • @anonymousmouse7161
    @anonymousmouse7161 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thank you for being the most fun channel I have watched this year Trogolodytye

  • @cloroxbleach8425
    @cloroxbleach8425 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    you guys should play with lucky block mods then get married and then divorced

    • @truckjumperdude
      @truckjumperdude หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      popularmmos in the 2020s right here on the troglodyte channel

  • @imperium4821
    @imperium4821 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Could have added hospital facilities where you can purchase healing potions, but there is a 50% chance they will deny you it.

  • @DrunkTsundere
    @DrunkTsundere หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is humor on a level you just can't replicate.

  • @julioGz
    @julioGz หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Omg, I haven’t watched the video, but the idea itself is hilarious

    • @WackWacky-vc5ed
      @WackWacky-vc5ed หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yea I subscribed before it even loaded💀

  • @User-tn2cm
    @User-tn2cm 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    I got one; Try to beat Minecraft as a pregnant woman
    1. Running is impossible
    2. You can only eat certain things due to pregnancy cravings
    3. Because of the baby requiring nutrients, your hunger bar depletes quickly
    4. Not taking breaks during activities such as mining causes fainting
    someone please suggest more ideas for this

  • @donttreadonme123
    @donttreadonme123 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I wonder if in hell he’s forced to watch all these videos shitting on his legacy for all of eternity

  • @RaiJolt2
    @RaiJolt2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This video is the ultimate culmination of online, gaming, and real world culture.
    Bravo

  • @MrKaiju797
    @MrKaiju797 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I’m honestly cheering for Luigi

  • @MasonAlex-f9p
    @MasonAlex-f9p หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    is this the first time in one of these style Minecraft challenges where I'm rooting for the opponent?

  • @SpectreXS
    @SpectreXS หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Here's for our beloved monopoly corporations overlords!🎉🎉🎉

  • @danever159
    @danever159 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I thought about giving a emerald per irl $ he had but that'd crash my game many times over. Tho 1 emerald per 1 million $ worked."

  • @spongebop7
    @spongebop7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    When i first heard the assassin's name of the healthcare CEO i thought it was Luigi's mansion so im glad you made Luigi the assassin

  • @sanneoi6323
    @sanneoi6323 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It was only at the end that I realised how ironic shooting the endermen with guns is lmao
    And it gave me an idea: beat Minecraft as a hood dude

  • @WackWacky-vc5ed
    @WackWacky-vc5ed หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Top ten best uses of free will:

  • @CR37V
    @CR37V 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    we've got luigi mangione minecraft before GTA 6

  • @DrFuzePhd
    @DrFuzePhd หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how you always have genuine fun making these videos, don’t lose that! Love your work!

  • @sebasou2277
    @sebasou2277 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Troglodyte was FORGED in the most obnoxiously difficult character, getting a character with no drawbacks and even with advantage make him unstoppable

  • @GoldAxoMC
    @GoldAxoMC หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    We may not contribute to shareholder values, but that remark ain't gonna contribute to keeping you safe (ingame)

  • @-tweeomoz-1786
    @-tweeomoz-1786 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    HIGHLY entertaining video. Just for funzies, I wanted to make a remix of some of my own balance changes and stuff I got from the comments to see what people think.
    -Make it so that the CEO can only heal at certain hospital structures by taking 30 seconds to laugh at a dying patient OR has to use a cellphone to order instant healing off of Amazon (which would make him freeze for 10 seconds, then heal him to max). However, for every 1 heart he heals remotely, he must pay a stack of emeralds. The CEO can still eat food, but only to keep sprint and prevent starvation; full hunger doesn't heal.
    -The CEO also gains the ability to steal emeralds from villagers by slowly sucking out their souls, lich style. (someone else commented this first). 1 villager = 3 stacks.
    Even with the added emeralds, killing villagers might permenantly deprive the CEO of important trade items/food. Thus, the CEO will recieve one random permenant buff per villager, which is active across lives (night vision, speed, strength, etc).
    The final CEO change will be that, as his death count rises, so too will the quality of life and general happiness of villagers, meaning discounts and better trades. However, he will begin to start with less and less emeralds.
    Luigi should get stronger as the CEO makes progress; some examples of benchmarks might be getting iron tools, obtaining blaze rods, finding the stronghold, etc. The more benchmarks the CEO reaches, the better Luigi's guns and possibly starting armor, too. After the CEO enters the Nether, he will be given the "illuminated" debuff so Luigi can see him through walls. After the CEO enters the end, Luigi should have the full arsenal, diamond armor, and the ability to summon an army of tortured ghosts to fight alongside him.
    Just obersving the video, some things that seemed to skew the balance seemed were that the CEO had 50 lives (which is remarkably high) while also being allowed to use Luigi's guns after death; even after implementing the above suggestions, we might consider tweaking those as well (the guns could have curse of vanishing, for instance).
    To conclude, I'm not big-brain enough to come up with the exact numerical values for things like freeze time, how many emeralds killing a villager should yield, what number of deaths the CEO needs for better trades, etc; I imagine playtesting would be best to figure this stuff out. However, the whole thing is just dumb fun; let me know if you have any other suggestions :)

  • @ETTheFirst-hf8se
    @ETTheFirst-hf8se หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The year of Luigi may have been over but trust me.......
    THE REIGN OF LUIGI HAS JUST BEGUN

  • @SMG42014
    @SMG42014 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "HUNTED BY LUIGI" Is WILD...

  • @RayneEarnshaw
    @RayneEarnshaw หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is such an unhinged idea 😂

  • @swaggerdagger8976
    @swaggerdagger8976 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i like how the walmarts and mcdonalds are just staples of troglodyte challenges at this point

  • @GalacticProtogen621
    @GalacticProtogen621 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    14:28 Killing the poor who steal your money 🤣

  • @mailstorminurbox
    @mailstorminurbox หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Soggy talking about Huge Power Medicham and then the true full form of AR in AR-15 is goated

  • @dh5661
    @dh5661 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Just to really drive the point home, Pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky, is the best pokemon game and the music is GOD TIER. Props to having “Dialgas fight to the finish” play while fighting the Ender Dragon. 😂. Simply incredible.

  • @SnufflySpy
    @SnufflySpy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That skin is so damn perfect. Spot on

  • @GamingWithNikolas
    @GamingWithNikolas หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This video is a 10/10 idea. Just finished the intro and I'm loving the concept already

  • @gneu1527
    @gneu1527 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I like how you're literally just hunted by luigi

  • @themoreyounoob2715
    @themoreyounoob2715 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    hi trog, i've never been this early to one of your videos. been subscribed for some time now. love your content, hopefully you make it big one of these days

  • @harukatheberry
    @harukatheberry หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The disrespect on a dead dude is crazy 😂😂😂 don't stop

  • @argentin2306
    @argentin2306 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Some tips in case you guys ever make a rematch
    - Buy bows and arrows from a fletcher, at some point it will sell bows and crossbows with great enchants
    - Try to do trades with armorers like you did on this video
    - Hide your villagers from Luigi
    - The CEO also spawns with a stack of gold since it's money for the piglins and it could translate irl as a foreign currency
    Now some suggestions for rules
    - Luigi cannot wipe out a whole village, that would go against the message of helping common people, however, Luigi can get rid of villagers that were directly trading with the CEO as they were an acomplice to certain extent
    - Use the command "Keepinventory", this would be a double edged sword, for once, it wouldn't halt as much the progress of the CEO and for other, the CEO wouldn't be able to get Luigi's guns to fight back, I suggest the number of lives could be brought down to balance this and since on this video it showed 50 lives was way too much
    I hope this comment was useful to you guys, take care!

  • @MingRubfes
    @MingRubfes หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this is literally the immortal snail

  • @jolliwoodstudios
    @jolliwoodstudios หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    that's MAMA LUIGI to you

  • @NCR_trooper-69
    @NCR_trooper-69 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    10/10 disrespectful Masterpiece

  • @dh5661
    @dh5661 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Music from the best pokemon games? Earned my like.

  • @someboi7308
    @someboi7308 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Minecraft but the cops are constantly chasing me.

  • @Fireheart318
    @Fireheart318 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    14:55 I’m pretty sure that’s a “zombie siege”: Where the game spawns a whole bunch of zombies all at once and attack a village.

  • @aidenharumi1011
    @aidenharumi1011 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Should have made the McDonalds a safe zone or something

  • @hlantian7563
    @hlantian7563 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    13:30 I mean that's just a canon luigi strategy

  • @eaglest0554
    @eaglest0554 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a very wise man once said, Luigi numba one

  • @PineappleDealer37
    @PineappleDealer37 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Fun fact: an ambulance ride in the USA costs 20k
    100 grams of investment gold costs 5k USD

  • @hughmongus6959
    @hughmongus6959 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Pre-liked for the premise alone

  • @TangledLion
    @TangledLion หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Unrealistic. The healthcare ceo worked for this victory

  • @JonathonDixon-bn7xe
    @JonathonDixon-bn7xe หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine you just sleeping in bed one night, and then outside you room you just hear "Here's Luigi!".