ASMR Voice: A quest for Cardlin [M4F] [Leaving little clues] [Husband roleplay]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 1 เม.ย. 2018
- Huh? What's this note on the door?
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wife: "im pregnant"
cardlin: "hi pregnant, im dad."
Best comment! Lol
Eyyyy!
Julisen Ferrets im *a dad
Is that an ASDF movie reference I’m hearing??? 😂😂
Ffs cardlin
Well now I know how Ima announce my pregnancy to my future husband
Annika K. Dumitrescu I was literally saying that to myself the whole time 😂😂
Same here
Yup
SAME
Same
"this better not end up on youtube or something"
*stops eating food and slowly creeps away from my laptop and out the room*
Courtney Gaming 😂
Moooood
This is what we call irony
Courtney Gaming oh sheets....
*Holding up sharpened butter knife and hot spoon* Lets get *H I M*
“Nine months”. *falls out of chair* OH LORD JESUS THERES A FIRE
I thought we left for Nine months And then i was like... WAIT! BABYS ARE IN STOMACHES FOR NINE MONTHS, IM PREGGO!?!
I went "A Child!" Out loud like the vine thats like "whats worse than a rapist?"
"A child." And even after i said that i thought. "No!"
*WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO*
I would like to see my face when I've heard that 😆
@@megandevries8599 SAME
"...Oh, it got mugged."
I Pfft'd so hard.
SAME XD
“Show me a test like a normal person!”
Uh, because I’M NOT NORMAL! Duhhhh, are you kidding me? 🤪🤪🤪
I’m. Not like most girls tee hee
quirky tee hee
When he said
"How long have you known?"
I said
"A month or soooo."
Holley Crockett
YASSS
OMG 😍😂
@Really Really I spoke to the general about a month ago~ I begged him to send you home
This comment is underrated
I WROTE TO THE GENERAL A MONTH AGGOOO I BEGGED HIM TO SEND YOU HOME
It makes it a thousand times better when you realize that all the jokes in the notes were dad jokes!
I noticed that too 😂
oh thats real cute
Wait!! They are!! I didn’t notice that
Cardlin: I hope you don't plan on doing this to everyone we tell
Me: yeah, yeah, of course!
* starts texting mom* OPERATION STORK IS A NO-GO, ABORT MISSION!!!
Mom: SHÏT
Ahahhahaah
The Mom: Hun! Abort The Mission!
The Dad:*Setting Up The Quest* Oh- WHY?!?!
Mom: TOO LATE, ITS ON ITS WAY.
Me: FUCK--
Haha
“abort”
Sorry.
@@lla.1t LMFAIKAOAOA
Cardlin is going to make me cry one of these days..... I hope you all enjoy this one. It was extra special for me 😀
Rhianna It was beautiful!! Thank you for all the nice scripts!
Thank you for the script. This was really cute! 😍
Madalyn S. As a matter of fact, she is!
I bow to your awesome script writing skills 👏👏👏 And congratulations!!!
Just a writer, though I happen to be a pregnant one.
4:45 SHE PREGNANT
*a few seconds later*
I FREAKING KNEW T
NO REMOVE THIS COMMENT RN
OR PUT A SPOILER ALERT
@@MayMagnolia06 COMMENTS ARE FOR COMMENTING ON THE VIDEO *OF COURSE THERE ARE F*CKING SPOILERS*
*Reads title*
It’s gonna be a pregnancy announcement isn’t it?
*After video*
CALLED IT!
For real ....like spoiler much
Me too!!!!
otakugamer16 SPOILER ALERT!!!
GOD DAMINT WHY DID U HAVE TO COMMENT............
Its comments FOR YOU TO COMMENT ABOUT THIS VIDEO if you don't want it spoiled then dont look at the comments
Me: *listens contently thinking about how wholesome this is and turns over to get more comfortable*
Me a few seconds later: *gets trapped in earphones while every one is asleep and tries to break free* HeLp!!!!!!!!
Lol
😂😂😂❤❤❤
I'll save u I have scissors✂😊😅
Cardy: why can’t you just show me the test like a normal person?
Me: oh sweetie, That’s the thing! I’m not normal... that’s why I did this 😘💓
J-hope's Sunshine lol same
Lol ir right with us there is no such thing as normal
I'm not even a person 😃
I legit said that lol
AWWWWW!! That was adorable! What a cool twist! I damn near got teary at work lol
The way he said "nine..."
I literally screamed aww 😭💕
Cardlin: you better not put this on TH-cam.
Me:*live streaming in the back*🤫🤫🎥
lol same.
I legit cried out of happiness
same!
Rhianna and Cardlin blessing us all again
WE GOTTA LOVE RHIANNA FOR WRITING THIS, THANK YOU CHILD!!
Me at first: Well this is a very funny quest. . .
Me when he find the poem: *Screams so happy*
Sooo...making all those dad jokes I was confused.
I was listening to this while putting my cloths away and said, “I know this is a pregnancy announcement video...”
*Cardlin says another dad jokes*
These are dad jokes...and Cardlin’s gonna be a...
This video was a huge dad joke. Congratulations Cardlin 😂
Me: We’re pregnant, aren’t we?
Me later: Yup 🥰
Wait... THERES A BEAR MUG!!!? I want one!!
"is this really what I think it means?"
me: no. we're getting a dog instead.
Fur babies!
"If she keeps on stealing my jokes I'm going to have to get new material" Me: Lol I FELT that
You found out you were pregnant about a week ago?
Me: a bout a week ago (the song I had to)
WEEK AGO!!!
“When did you find out?”
Me: A week ago-
“A week ago?”
*Checks my room for camera’s*
Deadass
*Runs and puts headphones on full blast* 0:01 I love this
SadieTheKoala :3 LMAOOO
YES WHEN I SAW THAT RHIANNA HAD WRITTEN IT I FLIPPED!!!!!! She is amazing at these scripts!
my fav part is when he read "9 months to wait" it made my heart jump
When his voice started to tremble when he read nine months. 🥺🥺
“This better not end up on TH-cam”
Well...it’s definitely not a video buuuuttttttt 😂😂
I live how when people say "Hah! I CALLED IT. She pregnant!!" That the forget its actually us 😂
“our new tiny human” oml
Cardin: “What do prisoners use to call each other?” Me: A toilet! Cardlin: A cellphone Me:Oh🙃
I love how he says “ yep definitely my wife” omg I died lol
Him: A week ago??
Me: about a week ago (week ago) when I say fuck I say tweak a hoe (tweak a hoe) 😂😂😂😂😂
CARDLIN YOU ARE THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURE THAT HAS EVER SET FOOT ON THIS PLANET EARTH IT THE SOLAR SYSTEM OR THE GALAXY OR THE ENTIRE SPACE
Me: *Laughs at Legend of Zelda reference*Vid: *Laughs* "Man, I should have never introduced her to DND...Me: 0...0 about to beat his ass...Vid: Or legend of Zelda...
„Do you have a camera in here watching me?“
*He knows too much*
My smol heart cant take this
So... Cardlin's into DnD as well... WAIT, WHY AM I LISTENING TO THIS? I AM GAY
Same bro
Because it’s wholesome
Every relationship I'm in is gay 😂
I'm non-binary
Gay, but not made of stone >w0
Hey now, the calendar pun is the best-
One tear slips out DAMN THAT'S SO ADORABLE TO SURPRISE YOUR HUSBAND T∆T
5:42 How long have you known?
a month or so.
baby you should have told me.
i been dropping a ton of hints since a month ago.
no.
i thought you would gotten it by now
you should have told me
im not sorry.
#hamiltrash
*cries in hamiltrash*
DO YOU RELISH BEING A CRINGY MAN'S WIFE
@@elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 this is amazing
"I never should have introduced you to D&D..."
REGRET NOTHING
This is how I’m gonna tell my future husband I’m pregnant with our first child
Cardlin: introduces listener to DMD and Zelda
(Listener will remember that)
A video has 49 views and has 87 likes? seems legit. 🤔
I was having a dumb moment so, when he said the '9 months' I was like "ARE WE DIEING?!" and then I kept listening and was like "Oh! That makes more sense."
This audio made my heart leap and cry. Thus twas a amazing audio! Keep it up
Cardlin: are u pergnant?!
Me: am i uhhhh
also me: yeah!!
anyway his reaction was soooo fucking adorable
When he said only nine months to wait I was just like yep this is going on TH-cam! 😂😂
"Nine months"
Me:sorry i'm boys...whait...
Already so cute
I love watching videos where pregnant women surprise their significant other, makes me happy. 😌
I have found the treasure of the TH-cam notification quest
This is so cute 💘 Hehe
Edit: THAT PLOT TWIST THOUGH! WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!
Him: maybe I shouldn't show d&d or zelda
Me: HOW DID HE KNOW IM A NERD OF LEGEND OF ZELDA !!!?
Same reaction 😂😂😂
Cardlin: you mission complete the featch quest
This audio gives me so much serotonin and i just needed to say it
Ah the cuteness is killing me 🥺
3 years but still one of the sweetest masterpieces I've ever listened to TT 🤲💛✨
Hey Cardilin... Can you please do one just for people traumatized and hurt emotionally/mentally by family? Or maybe one where the girl wakes up from a nightmare based off of her depression/self harm and you’re trying to shush her and calm her down? Please...? Thank you... so so much for what you do. This has given me so much comfort throughout my journey with depression and anxiety. I’ve cut, bruised, attempted... just thank you... (Also this audio was absolutely adorable, I love it.)
First off I read this comment and was like holy shit yes I need this video so badly. Also I hope you’re doing okay now and you know someone out there cares about you. If you want him to see it, check the link in the description where you can suggest video ideas, he should see it there. (I would sure vote for it)
THAT ART IN THE THUMBNAIL IS AMMAAZING
*sees Notification*
OH GOSH WHERES MY HEADPHONES DANGIT!!!!!!!!
"one night as a bard..." oof I've been called out
Awwww, I was not expecting that ending! This was flipping cute!!!
I told my nan the calander joke and she laughed...I'm just glad I could make her laugh after her mothers death...
IM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS!! I have the biggest smile on my face!! Great script from Rhianna as always and amazing work Cardlin!!! ❤️
If I ever get pregnant I'll tell everyone about it EXACTLY this way❤❤ and I'm dying of a cuteness overload! You're such a great voice actor! Keep going and please never ever stop creating!
Sitting on the couch with a fever right now 🤒 This makes me feel a little better 🙂
"I should let her run the campaign one of these days."
Yes!! You should!! You should definitely let me be DM!!
I'm a D&D nerd. I will let you judge me.
Nah, me too
When Cardlin said “hey there” to the baby I just went “hey there your rock star!” I will be the worst parent ever... lol 😂
“Should I text her” my F**king phone rings and I jump Mother lord Jesus
“ Tiny human” I- perfect husband
This was soooo cute! I love this. It made me smile. Thanks Rhianna!
The best TH-cam channel is definitely urs ❤️✨
The notification of this video made me so happy 😂 Cardlin makes me so happy and feel less lonely ❤️❤️❤️
OH MY GOD
I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I CAN
I accidentally like then disliked my own comment after this comment
Edit 2: nice bear mug
Edit 3: I imagine myself just sitting in the sink
Edit 4 (Holy cow): A camera watching you.. pffttt definitely not recording you
Mama Kink
I'm laughing myself xD
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
I was speechless by the reveal oh my-
So fricking cute >_
Right when I was thinking about getting into D&D this come out 😂😂😂
//Cardlin you know me so well~
OMG cardlin u have did it again.I love when you make audios like this cause it feels me up with so much joy.I literally started screaming saying YESSSSS cause I love this audio.Thanks so much cardlin for making me smile
This is so adorable 😊
P.s I almost cried 😂😂
Mom jokes are way better 😂 #dadneedsnewmaterial
Those jokes were so cute!!! Awww finding out about a pregnancy like that is sweet!
"This better not end up on TH-cam or something"
...of course not
That was the most beutiful poem ever😢😢😢
This is too cute that i'm in tears😢
Omg I almost started bawling my eyes out at the end it scared me
"you could have shown me a test like a normal person"
Me:- ohhh so you think I am *normal* ?
I'm gonna do this to my husband one day. Thank you so much for showing me this Cardlin! This is so effing cute!!!😍😍😍
I was at school listening to this and I damn near cried
“I will ensure a constant ice cream supply” taking care of the important things in life
Cardlin merch idea bear mugs that would be awesome
This is the cutest one you've ever done. Such a good idea. Loved it so much
let me tell Rhianna THANK YOU GIRL 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 THIS IS EPIC
Cardlin said not to but the video on TH-cam, but that would be the CUTEST pregnancy announcement video on the Internet!
I don't care how old this video is its my absolute favorite!!
So precious. Great script and acting.