ASMR Voice: Can't You See? [M4F] [Best Friends Confession]

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  • She finally dumped what's-his-name... now's our chance, Cardlin!
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ความคิดเห็น • 919

  • @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844
    @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3370

    “I knew you’d want food first.”
    First of all you’re so right.

    • @saltymundy8989
      @saltymundy8989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      *That radiates a mood*

    • @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844
      @iveforgottenhowtobreathe844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      SA O honestly though

    • @saddevil1385
      @saddevil1385 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *M Y M O O D* *I M L I V E I N G*

    • @hunnybat2973
      @hunnybat2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’ve forgotten How to breathe literally same

    • @lemxnpeach
      @lemxnpeach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *how dare you say something so right?!*

  • @bell4889
    @bell4889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    Title of the video: “CAN’T YOU SEE”
    No one: ...
    Blind people: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @katsukibakugo8919
      @katsukibakugo8919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      You're Pb........
      "CAN'T SLEEP LOVE"

    • @sadpotato6883
      @sadpotato6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      They’re blind, so how would they see the title?

    • @mimi_chaotic
      @mimi_chaotic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I’m sorry but how would they see the words

    • @vegasv2965
      @vegasv2965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Isabella C you lucky they can’t see this comment

    • @Delugedudes
      @Delugedudes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I THOUGHT YOUR PFP SAID PENETRATION AND I WAS SURPRISED FOR A HOT MINUTE

  • @allonatabris8150
    @allonatabris8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    I want a script of cardlin saying a bad joke like "what are you blind?" and then we say something like "I'm going blind in my left eye" and he just rambles apologizes for like 10 minutes

    • @NMConsi
      @NMConsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lol. Whatever you're in to 😂

    • @allonatabris8150
      @allonatabris8150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@NMConsi what can I say? Fumbling cardlin is one of my favorites. It's so cute 😊

    • @amorphous_asterism
      @amorphous_asterism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      y e s

    • @amorphous_asterism
      @amorphous_asterism 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Macy Klarich can we have a petition for this? I’d sign 100%

    • @yeetisgeetis
      @yeetisgeetis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Honestly that’s me tho, I’m going blind in my left eye irl, I’d love that script

  • @alexispark3870
    @alexispark3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    Cardlin: I'm him? Him who?...It's It's me
    My brain: It's a me MARIO

  • @crackerjack6247
    @crackerjack6247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    Cardlin: I love you dammit and you just don't notice!
    Me: *squeals like a pig because of cuteness overload*

  • @ghettomarc50
    @ghettomarc50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    The best friend love confession ones are always my favorites.
    Too bad I have no cute male friends.
    Or friends at all.

    • @insanecrazy2487
      @insanecrazy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      beaniebabie I’ll be your friend

    • @ghettomarc50
      @ghettomarc50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@insanecrazy2487 Aww! Thank you!

    • @shreksdonkey8663
      @shreksdonkey8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm very lucky. I'm an awkward potato, but I started dating the sweetest guy alive like... Yesterday. Proves that there's someone out there for everyone~

    • @ghettomarc50
      @ghettomarc50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@shreksdonkey8663 I really hope so!

    • @shreksdonkey8663
      @shreksdonkey8663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ghettomarc50 If there's someone for me, there's someone for you! It may take some time, and the saying you have to kiss a lot of frogs is true in a lot of cases. But one day~ My bf is truly the sweetest, but tbh. We're close friends too, and it's online. There's hardly any change from when we weren't officially dating.

  • @hartsy8500
    @hartsy8500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    Cardlin: "I could get used to hearing that.."
    - leans in slowly for another kiss...
    Delivery guy: *sudden loud insistent knocking*
    Cardlin: "Oh fu ck, yeah, the food, yeah. Hold on, hold on."
    HAHAHA

  • @candyclick1257
    @candyclick1257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1653

    You always want us to be ok.
    I just need to ask: how are you, Cardlin? Like, deep down on your soul.

    • @noneyabusness357
      @noneyabusness357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That made me UWU

    • @rhondaseltzer717
      @rhondaseltzer717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      How are yo today cardlin you make all of us so happy and we think bout us

    • @purplekat4208
      @purplekat4208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      sadlilgurl 22 can everyone please like this comment so it gets to the top?

    • @nekotakumeow624
      @nekotakumeow624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes we need to be more concerned for the one who spoils the crap out of us

    • @cuppiecakess
      @cuppiecakess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      On his soul? On top of his soul? Hovering just above his soul? Looming way over top his soul?

  • @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u
    @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    “It’s me”
    Me: MARIOOOO

    • @nooreisa7175
      @nooreisa7175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂🔫❤️

    • @Kayla-ur3yi
      @Kayla-ur3yi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best comment award goes to u 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @evirji7844
      @evirji7844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      W H E E Z E

    • @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u
      @C0nn0rl0v3zy0u 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akikoelijahlazola5430 no, I’m not.

    • @amyartlover
      @amyartlover 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice Inosuke profile pic😂

  • @MrSatan-to4lq
    @MrSatan-to4lq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The dislikes:
    •The ex on different accounts
    •The delivery person and their friends
    •Some of the chinese restaurant employees
    •Some of the ex’s friends

  • @Kathhuh
    @Kathhuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    “How does he not like you?! That’s not possible!”
    Me: *W e l l y a s e e*

  • @abbymccraw4353
    @abbymccraw4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    6:15
    and i oop-

    • @eggbagg9659
      @eggbagg9659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      A_G_M_ your profile pic tho

    • @oikawaplushie5216
      @oikawaplushie5216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@jaychinchilla4254 and i oop- save the turtles sksksksksks

    • @carriepop1888
      @carriepop1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@oikawaplushie5216 Kill the soft girls and the egirls, and drink their blood from our hydroflaskskskskksksksk.

    • @lemonboy4035
      @lemonboy4035 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK*

    • @yelenasimp8838
      @yelenasimp8838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      .

  • @a.jjoans5822
    @a.jjoans5822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "That's what... friends.. are for right?"
    A quick moment of silence to all my bros out there having this problem

  • @natalierose9383
    @natalierose9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    *Cardlin stuttering*
    Me: *screaming in love*

  • @shellyrae5784
    @shellyrae5784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Mmmhmmm a best friend confession? Lemme grab my popcorn

    • @sawyersalad0037
      @sawyersalad0037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Shelby Frazure yes. you grab the popcorn and i’ll grab the TEAAAA☕️☕️🍿🍿😂😂🙊🙊

    • @Kathhuh
      @Kathhuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes the popcorn cardlin bought for the movie night

    • @FoundVegas.
      @FoundVegas. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that reminded me to get food thank you.

    • @moonlightd9384
      @moonlightd9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sawyersalad0037 teaaaaaaaaaa

    • @laura-uh2hb
      @laura-uh2hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would eat popcorn too but i have braces-

  • @catplays5213
    @catplays5213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Him: I can show you what else I’m good at..?
    Me:*all the dirty minded thoughts rush to my brain* u-uh...o-ok 🤧

  • @avianaparker1989
    @avianaparker1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1199

    She finally dumped what’s his name. That’s a mood. Amazing work as always Cardlin! ❤️❤️

    • @redthepyromaniac7827
      @redthepyromaniac7827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol ikr

    • @krowsnkai6194
      @krowsnkai6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      we dumped Harukiva because he’s a p*do and a rac!st 😼💅✨

    • @vxrsi.
      @vxrsi. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kaila -3- wait what? What happened

    • @krowsnkai6194
      @krowsnkai6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      alanna cox people found his old twitter account from earlier this year and he would say the n-word and shit :/ he called it “the past” when it was literally just a few months ago. just look up harukiva drama on youtube and you’ll find a ton of videos :)

    • @krowsnkai6194
      @krowsnkai6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      alanna cox oh and he dated a 16 year old

  • @uknowwhoitiz4069
    @uknowwhoitiz4069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +939

    I wanna hear you say it one more time.
    *BUT HEY THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAAAAMMMEEE THEORY*

  • @Viki_Bug
    @Viki_Bug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    When he said "Good girl" I was like
    "OH DAMN IS DIS GONNA TURN INTO SOM YANDERE SHET"

    • @bubblesoda2844
      @bubblesoda2844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Or some BDSM shet...

    • @brennashufelt3662
      @brennashufelt3662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I was like “Fuck this just proves that I’m a sub”

    • @moonlightd9384
      @moonlightd9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hell ya/na

  • @3mma
    @3mma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    - I wanna hear u say it one more time.
    me: can we eat the food first?
    - i can get used to hearing that
    Me: Yeah me to, food is awesome

  • @meowcat69
    @meowcat69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    O shi- I thought the title said “You Can’t See” and I was like yea that’s why I wear glasses😑 then I was like o wait 😂

  • @osaueseguobadia1860
    @osaueseguobadia1860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Why tf his voice cracks so adorable?? How even-

  • @michelleross9782
    @michelleross9782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I married my best friend. I was in love with him (knew we would get married) for a year before he realized I was more than a best friend and he wanted me for the rest of his life. I was shocked when he proposed because he had just realized he wanted to be more than friends only weeks before. Of course I said yes & we got married on the beach. The best 9 years of my life were when we became friends, quickly best friends within just a few weeks, & then 7 years of marriage before he shockingly and unexpectedly didn't wake up. It destroyed me & my world. I started listening to these video because I don't want to be alone anymore.

    • @deliciousroadcrack8396
      @deliciousroadcrack8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel really sorry for you.... I hope you can get better

    • @phantomsflames4441
      @phantomsflames4441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh no um im sorry for what you had to go through just remember your never alone

    • @cinnamonroll_93
      @cinnamonroll_93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ugh, I’m not crying. 😢 😭 I’m sorry you went through that and you still are. I hope you find love again because you deserve it, he is probably watching over you and he wants you to be happy. He is your guardian angel now. ❤️

    • @starredfandoms2598
      @starredfandoms2598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Hugs*

    • @starrysienna
      @starrysienna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorry for your loss. hope you’re doing alright!

  • @opheliavanwynter2558
    @opheliavanwynter2558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    O K A Y.
    I have a list of audios I’d love love looooove to hear.
    • falling asleep together after a long day.
    • a family outing.
    • another proposal ( I genuinely love them so much )
    • our child’s birthday!!! i just thought of that one and it sounds awesome.
    • us doing a face mask together!!
    • the listener going into labour
    I’ll keep adding stuff!
    i love you so much and i hope you stay doing TH-cam until i find myself a real significant other 🥰🥰

  • @BlueJayAnimates
    @BlueJayAnimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    cardlin: "you don't have to be curious baby i can show you what else i'm good at if you want"
    Me: * trying not to nosebleed on my art tablet *

    • @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158
      @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *moves the tissue box over while holding tissue to my own nose*
      I can share.

    • @BlueJayAnimates
      @BlueJayAnimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thanks TwT

    • @present_mic8425
      @present_mic8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *hides under a blanket* y he do this to us....

    • @BlueJayAnimates
      @BlueJayAnimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't know TwT but its worth it

    • @present_mic8425
      @present_mic8425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BlueJayAnimates true *shares blanket* this blanket will be our sheld for bloody noses

  • @alexlestage3775
    @alexlestage3775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    At 6:15 I thought he was going to say "can't you see I the one who understands you"😂

    • @wolfiemusic8461
      @wolfiemusic8461 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexis Beaupre you belong with me by tayor swift

    • @shototodoroki5255
      @shototodoroki5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alex Lestage me too😂

    • @tallchicken7235
      @tallchicken7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Been here all along so why can't you seeeeeee, you belong with meeeeeee, you belong with me

  • @fnbuydrbfiunugh9033
    @fnbuydrbfiunugh9033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Oh shiiiit these kinds of videos are my faaaav!💞💕💓💗💖

  • @connor-vf7qn
    @connor-vf7qn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    3:31 “i think i already know what you wanna watch first.” *shrek* “it’ll probably beeeee...” *SHREK* “the romcom.” *somebody FINALLY gets it*

  • @nocaption0413
    @nocaption0413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Cardlin: "I need to sit doown"
    Me: *seeing Ross saying* "I-I need to lie down, um you know what? I'm gonna stand...

  • @khadijaabi9040
    @khadijaabi9040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I absolutely LOVE these love confession audios!! And luckily, Cardlin’s got the best voice!!
    Edit: Chinese Cardlin? I feel as if you literally know me 😂

  • @Glass_Cherry
    @Glass_Cherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Yaaay I LOVE friend confessions. So cute and romantic. Keep it up, we all love youuu👌☺😁✌

  • @sicosaya09
    @sicosaya09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    AAAAAAHHHH!!!! ANIKE!!! CARDLIN!!! THIS IS ADORBS!!!!
    Also “what-his-name” is the most funny way to say ex ever. Hahahahaha
    Lots of love!💜

  • @greysweater1636
    @greysweater1636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "...i can make you happy!"
    you sir have just been awarded my heart, physical and methaphorical, congratulations
    and i discovered this channel *y e s t e r d a y*

  • @-neptunestar
    @-neptunestar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    “Eh come on, it’s me! It’s cardlin!”
    No, really? I thought you was Mario

  • @coffeepod9855
    @coffeepod9855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    😂”asshat” i smiled too wide at that

  • @kon3ho110
    @kon3ho110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Seeing the thumbnail who thought of:
    *_Can't you seeeeeeeeeee,I don't want to slow daaaaaaaaaaannnnncccccceeee_*

    • @joycegare448
      @joycegare448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In the daaaaarrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @Bianca-qn1wx
      @Bianca-qn1wx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkkkkk

    • @kc4729
      @kc4729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Bianca-qn1wx DARRRRRRKKKKKK

    • @wompwomp1457
      @wompwomp1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t want a friend, just want my lifeeee in twooo.

    • @lilymann._.
      @lilymann._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wompwomp1457 waiting to get there, waiting for youuu

  • @AuntKiki81
    @AuntKiki81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This is my favorite type of video. I want a love like this. Cardlin, you have such a romantic heart and spirit. I get the warm fuzzies in my heart and I get inspired to write all the romantic visions I’ve had since....I was 9 I think. Keep up the wonderful work.

  • @yaboiguzma9974
    @yaboiguzma9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    All the little giggles made my heart go ⬇️⬆️↕️↗️↖️🔁

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I can’t even possibly express how much I love this video! I have a huge weak spot for the ‘best friend who’s been in love with their best friend for years’ trope; this video was excellent, Cardlin! keep up the fantastic work :D

    • @weirdirishperson7933
      @weirdirishperson7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Honestly same. Hits that teenie tiny soft spot in my heart! 💙😂

  • @mikkian5950
    @mikkian5950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Oh my god
    ADORABLE AS ALWAYS, NEVER DISAPPOINTED

  • @feyorie
    @feyorie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Cardlin could make an audio where he argues with himself and I will be heavily entertained

  • @hexaswift1862
    @hexaswift1862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    “I ordered some Chinese for you.”
    Me: That’s gonna a be a nuisance later on, I’m sure
    *at the end of the video*
    My Brain: *farts*
    Btw, love your vids. Keep it up!!!

  • @Willo_tech
    @Willo_tech 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Those kind of videos make me so happy.💓
    Cardlin needs a prize for his angelic voice .

  • @ccnicole3836
    @ccnicole3836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    My heart just got yeeted out the window 😍

  • @sawyersalad0037
    @sawyersalad0037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    * knock *
    cardlin: that cant be her already! she’s never early🤨
    me: don’t attAck me CaRdLiN-

  • @-moonlight1040
    @-moonlight1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    THAT LITTLE "GOOD GIRL" MADE ME MELT

  • @idioticweeb1268
    @idioticweeb1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Cardlin: *Come on, it's me. You can tell me anything.*
    Me: *Drinking a bottle of vodka.* *"It all started when I was born."*

  • @jimmievlogs3898
    @jimmievlogs3898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Cardlin: I wanna hear you say it one more time.
    Me: I GoT tHe hoRsEs iN ThE bAcK!!

  • @mossgrows6540
    @mossgrows6540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    cardlin: what are we gonna do now ?
    me, about to listen to part 2: well,

  • @aylarodriguez4406
    @aylarodriguez4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    *Before 2020 came* "Awww, he likes her." *People in 2020* "SIMPING!!!"

  • @chunkychips48
    @chunkychips48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    You definitely know how to get my heart all aflutter Cardlin!!

  • @CJ-bv6cs
    @CJ-bv6cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Yay Cardibear is back! Thank you for yet another amazing upload! You work so hard and every single cardigan here appreciates you and all that you do! You're Amazing, love you!
    Also yay I'm the first one here!

    • @CJ-bv6cs
      @CJ-bv6cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sena oh yeah! I've seen you around too!

  • @quincy4592
    @quincy4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “If he can’t see you the way I see you...” Classic accidentally exposing yourself

  • @lailahh3590
    @lailahh3590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I love you damnit” made me cry

  • @reactit8285
    @reactit8285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Cardlin: ... Then I'll get you into the room
    Me:ooo c-can I get the food first.
    Cardlin: I should have know you wanted the food first
    Me: You sir......
    Are not wrong

  • @kenzifouad4104
    @kenzifouad4104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'LL GET YO IN THE ROOM
    ME : SOMETHING DIRTY WILL HAPPEN 😏😏

  • @gryffboi8728
    @gryffboi8728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Oh damn 🥰 this is the exact thought process that happens when you confess to somebody you’re close to
    Edit: oh my gooood. CARDLIN I NEED TO CALL THE COPS IN YOU YOUVE STOLEN 7K HEARTS

    • @hunnybat2973
      @hunnybat2973 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gryff Boi OOP FUK I JUST HEARD HIM SAY BABY WHILE I WAS READING YOUR COMMENT & I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING BC MY HEART IS TRYING TO ACTUALLY KILL ME FUUUKKKK

  • @yuko1144
    @yuko1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    **me loving the confession:**
    _sees the link to part 2_
    **all i want is the very cute affection**

  • @kalponzuuu
    @kalponzuuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Him: im the guy you've been trying to get over?!
    Me: ya thats wack right?

  • @ashleysleepyy
    @ashleysleepyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I mean I'm not perfect. I'm a weirdo a big one.

    • @rottingmang0
      @rottingmang0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Weirdos are the best xD

    • @user-hg1xb9kf6i
      @user-hg1xb9kf6i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok judging from your pfp ur actually like really really pretty! It’s ok to be a weirdo 😂

    • @ashleysleepyy
      @ashleysleepyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-hg1xb9kf6i oh my God thank you

    • @pippabrooke9687
      @pippabrooke9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Have you ever seen my without this hat on? That’s weird

    • @tallchicken7235
      @tallchicken7235 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashleysleepyy girl zou are literally stunning when I look like I just woke up all the time

  • @sadboi6180
    @sadboi6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Just got back from a really hard workout...this was nice to hear after throwing up/crying. RIP my body.

    • @weirdirishperson7933
      @weirdirishperson7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yikes! Take it a little easier! Although I dont really have a right to say that since I dont exercise that much. 😅

    • @sadboi6180
      @sadboi6180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@weirdirishperson7933 okay so like...I know you are just a random person on the internet but I've been having a REALLY hard month and your comment just helped a ton. I know that probably sounds super weird but, thanks.😊

    • @weirdirishperson7933
      @weirdirishperson7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sadboi6180 Hey it's no problem! I hope everything gets at least a little easier!

    • @calmyetinternallyscreaming4458
      @calmyetinternallyscreaming4458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope you’re fine now

    • @elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722
      @elizabethschuyler-hamilton7722 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MEEEEEEE

  • @harleyw.4942
    @harleyw.4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When he ends up calling himself an asshole without knowing it 😂

  • @azurerose6607
    @azurerose6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How on earth did you know I needed this rn? Holy hell man-

  • @karmyskan6730
    @karmyskan6730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The two dislikes are from the ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend.

  • @ladyalcott
    @ladyalcott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The “good girl” at the end gets me every time

  • @devinotten4030
    @devinotten4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That tiny whispered “good girl” got me screaming

  • @CaitCher
    @CaitCher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think I crashed my reply button. This is too adorable and sweet for words.

    • @unknwn6013
      @unknwn6013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like Yagami Yato's! Too adorable and sweet!

    • @acepotato6565
      @acepotato6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknwn6013 ;-; You sure bout that-

  • @akatsukiaresha754
    @akatsukiaresha754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    HE CALLED ME A GOOD GIRL!!!! I'm so happy

  • @anime_4_life775
    @anime_4_life775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I didn't even start listening to the audio and I'm already loving it!😍

    • @loloksa1273
      @loloksa1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh come on it's cardlin were talking about.
      Every body loves his videos. ❤

    • @weirdirishperson7933
      @weirdirishperson7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loloksa1273 Agreed 😊

  • @gummy1993
    @gummy1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Cant you see”
    NO I CANT I CANNOT FIND MY GLASSES

  • @valnt8979
    @valnt8979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    HOW CAN HE BE SO HOT!!!!!!
    AND RESPECTFUUUUUUL!!!!
    THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM

    • @khaliah7754
      @khaliah7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a fucking yandere devil 😭😍

  • @graceface1869
    @graceface1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So I just MELTED at "Good girl"
    I need actual help

  • @datseawitchudontknow5329
    @datseawitchudontknow5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    God I could *hear* his heart breaking when he was trying to cheer us up.

  • @lepetilututopley5787
    @lepetilututopley5787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cardlin: "she's so perfect"
    Me: STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR AND I KNOW NOW THAT IM SO DOWN!!
    I'm sorry I'll leave.....

  • @carlyvlogs7751
    @carlyvlogs7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is actually almost exactly how me and my boyfriend (who’s was my best friend) got together lol

  • @celestisa.
    @celestisa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got dumped today and it was our 5th month anniversary..but you made this day 5x better. Keep doing what you’re doing, Cardlin.

  • @karianne1970
    @karianne1970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Cardlin, you’re adorable. ❤️

  • @chocolatemilkshake4186
    @chocolatemilkshake4186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When he was talking about “I know what movie you want to watch” I thought of romance movies. HE FRICKEN SAID ROM-COM! AaAaAAaAaAaA!

  • @c00chiemuncher
    @c00chiemuncher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh my god his voice alone makes me so happy I cant even describe it

  • @paninidoesawheelie8257
    @paninidoesawheelie8257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Yesssss I live for these audio's!!

  • @fleurrqq9932
    @fleurrqq9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Title: Can’t you see?
    Me, a moa: CANT YOU SEE MEEEE

  • @insanecrazy2487
    @insanecrazy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Just in time cardi. This gave me an idea how to tell my best friend how I feel

    • @weirdirishperson7933
      @weirdirishperson7933 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aw! Let us know how it went if you do it! You can dooooo it! :D

    • @insanecrazy2487
      @insanecrazy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WeirdIrishPerson update: we have now been dating for a while. Surprised she said yes

    • @lemonsandlimesgoes2heaven
      @lemonsandlimesgoes2heaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@insanecrazy2487 omg im so happy for youuuuuu

    • @insanecrazy2487
      @insanecrazy2487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lemons and Limes thanks

    • @deliciousroadcrack8396
      @deliciousroadcrack8396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@insanecrazy2487 damn thats so cool!

  • @easv3236
    @easv3236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "i can show you what else im good at"
    me and my dirty mind: ooof okay😵

  • @beatrice9320
    @beatrice9320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Waking up to a notification of a new Cardlin audio just makes my day! Hats off to Cardy!

  • @upsidedownangel2802
    @upsidedownangel2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    CARDLIN YOU GOTTA STOP THIS MAN, MY HEART CANT. IM NOT CRYING YOH ARE

  • @sj.audios7607
    @sj.audios7607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The thinking effect keeps everything from being confusing, and his thoughts are soo pure. I love this so much. Subbing!

  • @geeklychic8651
    @geeklychic8651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:10 ish
    "Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you. Been here all along so why can't you see~ you belong with me~ you belong with me"
    Hate, idgaf

  • @boibye8814
    @boibye8814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    WOAH WOAH WOAH?! that ending tho

  • @girthypinkies
    @girthypinkies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Him: I wanna hear you say it again.
    Me: Uh suma duma luma you assuming I'm a human what do I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so anything you say is ricocheting off of me and I'll glue it to you I'm devasting more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfucking audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading and I know the haters are waiting for the day that they can say that I fell of they'd be celebrating cause I know they way to get em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music.

  • @scariize
    @scariize 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A script of cardin accidentally hitting /hurting us and just apologise for 10 minutes

  • @letmesleepplease2769
    @letmesleepplease2769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    YESS been looking forward to thiiiiiissss

  • @duke_of_rats7416
    @duke_of_rats7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The title: can’t you see?
    Me: yOu aRe SoO bUtEfUlL To MeEEeeE, CANT YOU SEEE!!!

  • @arsonthepan4802
    @arsonthepan4802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Him: You've never not wanted to watch a rom-com
    Me: *The Princess Bride is a rom-com!* 😡

  • @Ruth0.1
    @Ruth0.1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “I could get used to hearing that”
    Me: *me gets all excited*
    Also me: “YEEEEEEESSS”
    Also me again: *kicking the air of excitement*

  • @HyunjinsHairTie
    @HyunjinsHairTie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly these kind of videos are my favorite GOOD JOB CARDI BEAR!!

  • @emilypalm8146
    @emilypalm8146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    God, I’m IN this scenario with one of my friends. but she’s straight. I’ll probably tell her, just to get it off my chest, but the consequences are scary.

    • @Em-ef1ci
      @Em-ef1ci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Emily Palm i reallllyyyy feel that. it’s tough 💔

  • @amythomas7436
    @amythomas7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:20
    My dumbass: ✨BaBy ItS yOu~ YoUr ThE oNe I lOvE~ yOuR tHe OnE I nEeD~✨

  • @hawwianpiza9354
    @hawwianpiza9354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Plot twist the delivery guy *walks in*

    • @Acsissy1234
      @Acsissy1234 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Delivery guy :
      👁️👄👁️Uhh....I'll come back later ,please don't mind me

  • @elisabethstruensee312
    @elisabethstruensee312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My heart is melting 😭❤

  • @anaelloutvt7592
    @anaelloutvt7592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My face is burning now,, Thanks Cardlin.,,