Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how smoothly Festus Krex says "when I was 13 I accidentally brewed *Gonorrhea.*" ? That transition was so well done it's almost as if it was an actual line by the VA.
I like how he made the other two greybeards not speak, which is a good thing. Because if they did an orgasm will destroy the entire planet. (They can't speak because their voice is so powerful a simple whisper would cause a natural disaster for those who don't know)
I remember when I was a teenager and manslayer was still making these for machinima. Back then I thought these were funny and rewatching them I realize that they are actually fucking hilarious.
0:15 I'll have you know manslayer, that from the moment I saw this, after every question i've ever answered while studying, I'd say this line to myself before looking at the answer sheet
I'd you're being serious don't work for them. They give you contracts that own you for life and it's near impossible to become independent from them afterwards.
The grey beards at the end kill me everytime, I've watched it at least 50 times over an over again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fus Yes fus Yes don't stop ohh it kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The part with the graybeards kills me every time. I'm making it my ringtone. I'm then going to ask a friend to call me while at work and when people stare at me I'll say I'm just a poor man trying to make a living. Look at these bunions.
Seen this video probably fifty times but this is my first time noticing the smug look on the Dremora's face when the Greybeards grant him permission to break into the butt and it's perfect.
"Excuse me brother" "you have a real nice....." "lump down there" "Say Waaaaaaat" "said a real nice lump down there" "can I take a peek" "WHAAAAT NO" " just a teeny look?" "ok just this once"
When I was playing the Greybeard questline a while back and I was supposed to do the Whirlwind Sprint through the gate and the Greybeard just goes "VEX" I paused the game and laughed for like 20 minutes straight because I immediately thought of " *THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX* "
"This is better than sex!"
It hurts so right!
SpongicX *Achievement Unlocked: Private Dance*
SpongicX
K
SpongicX It hurts so right!
SpongicX lol
“My wife is a good woman.”
“Sure is.”
“I’ll vouch for that.”
"But every man needs a little man ass, every now and then.
Right?
You know?"
'Please, let me be right...'
The look on his face
“But every man needs a little man ass every now and then right?”
Please let me be right
But every man needs a little man @$$ every now and then. Right? You know? (Please let me be right.)
"When i Grow up, I want to work at the smelter" LMFAO
Bearclaw oh no you dont
┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴ hello there
OH NO YOU DON'T!
You do raise a good point, what about that music?
Bearclaw Someday, I'm gonna grow up and work at the smelter!
I can't look at the Greybeards the same way after this video
The gaybeards
FUS!
@@xanievans1479 lmao
Haha ruined it for me too
@@altersox3988 FUK
Even when the old GamerPoops are rereleased,
I just cannot help but stare.
Excuse me Brother.
You got a real nice lump down there
Henrique César Madeira Say wut!?!??
Henrique César Madeira Say wut!?!??
I call next.
Ahem
1:17 - That is the most fabulous exit out of a house I've ever seen.
HOT STUFF comming
hahahahhahaha
Looks like the same walking animation from Morrowind😂
Shipoopiism hahahahaha
Lmao, FAX
Lol. Roggvir escaped from his own execution just to stare at J´zargos lump
Dank Potatoes a true nord hero
He heard it was nice lol
@@cwolf0915 and it truly is!
I call next
Based
I used to work the smelter.
Now the smelter works me.
Robert Wright Betsy your ass it does ;).
Nazeem Maybe if you left that Cloud District you could see my hot stuff cumming~
I was not ready for this, this morning. Now I'm dead
Now you get to experience the full spectacular...
*OH NO U DON’T*
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue
went to the pizzeria
came back with gonorrhea"
Audixas / Official Bass Boosted Drop Finder ...now that's poetry
Michael O'Rourke yup. I'm using that for my English teacher if she asks for poetry
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue
went to the pizzeria
came back with diarrhea"
is what I thought
Audixas / Official Bass Boosted Drop Finder 11/10
thanks for texting this out, we cant read
"Show us, mans1ay3r, send to us, Let us taste that sexy videos...yes...YES!"
PLEASE MORE, I BEG YOU!
Lucas Fernandes This is better than sex!
Lucas Fernandes it hurts so right.
Randal Walls Achievement Unlocked: Private Dance
DON'T STOP
Guys, we really should get to bashing butts pretty soon.
as well as DEEZZ NUTZZ
OYYYYYYYYYYY
Everyman needs a little man ass every now and then, right?
AH! I'll have your head you filthy Nord!
PaleGhost69 I call next
*PLEASE LET ME BE RIGHT!!!*
bioaffect you are
bioaffect I am sorry you are left...
now twirl honey, twirl
I was fucking screaming literally when he was thinking that.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
went to the pizzeria
came back with gonorrhea
r u a gurl ;)))))))))))
Mandy Sykes hey hands off!!! Guards!!!!!!
We'll bang OK?
Brutus Bongo the real question is... are you?" ;)))))))))))
Brutus Bongo Si
Although this video was pretty cool, I'll have to be honest...I think the Jarl can't keep things under control.
Haters gonna hate
OWW!!
Bitches gonna hate
Yo mama's gonna hate
OWW!!
SWAG
Holla if you need me
BITCH!
Glad to see you're free from mashitima's clutches.
no shit sherlock..
due to the change i bet there dropping folks that dont crank out content daily. reguardless tho i like supporting the makers not there pimps.
How the hell did I get 255 likes in less than a day?
oh.........shit.......i'm...i'm so sorry....i didn't realize you still wet the bed......i'm SO sorry!
ummmm, did you have a specific brand in mind?? would you like to help me pick them out?
"Ok just this once"
"I call next"
*huge line forms up*
Sean Harman yes we saw the video
@@solitudeguard5688 Did you see Yarl Balgruf was next in line.
@@solitudeguard5688 what happens in Whiterun is none of your damn business
@@mike_the_animator9379 what happens in Whiterun stays in Whiterun
"Excuse me brother, you've got a real nice lump down there"
"Say what?"
"Said a real nice lump down there" 😂😂😂
Josue Cruz
- Thank you
-can I take a peek?
-What no
-Just a teeny look
- ok just this once
- I call next
- ahem
Because I'm Batman I know I know. I just wanted to shorten it.
I call next.
I thought it was kinda cute the way J’zargo says he’s going to find himself a woman. He’s so excited 😂
Maybe a bit too excited 😏
"Hurts so right."
Thats exactly how I feel watching these videos.
Glad to see you are independent now.
James Adams He's independent for a long time, more than a year, 2 years maybe
Hasan Alicik I wonder why only now he shows up in my feed.
Yes he's moving his stuff to his channel but i guess he's doing it slowly :D
Hasan Alicik ah
mans1ayer you've got a real nice lump down there ;)
Say what?
said you've got a real nice lumb down there.
Can I take a peek?
thank you
Can I take a peak?
Going to get myself ᵃ ʷᵒᵐᵃⁿ ¡
Hello ;)
Excuse me, brother!
You've got a real nice
Lump down there
SAY WAT?!
the gay club blacksmith is one of the most genius moments in this series lol. has a village people construction worker kinda vibe to it
It’s a reference to a Simpsons joke where Homer takes Bart to a gay steel mill
3:08 made me laugh enough to bring tears.
It’s probably been 5 years since I have watched this and it still hasn’t become less funny. Classic
"Guards!"
"What's the issue?"
"I caught him trying to break into my *but*."
3:14 The lighting in this scene is absolutely superb.
Oh, hello friend. J'zargo's trying new things. *Tight things*.
rip Machinima
Cesar Zamudio Good riddance actually
fight the machinima
Cesar Zamudio omg their views are doing horrible
Jake Lee ik its kinda sad everyone was associated with Machinima back in 2012 and 2013 its sad there channel is dying very fast
Cesar Zamudio no it's good they fucked over so many people
5 years later and I still find myself saying "What is that stench? Oh, it's me" whenever I realize I need a shower.
I need a little manslayer every now and then......wait I need him all the time
69 likes
I'm up at 3 AM watching this and cracking up. I've seen this 50 billion times, but apparently the poem got me laughing.
ParaPerception Swaggggg
Hữu Nhân Lê woman, I'm LORD of the rings! I'm the jarl of whiterun. Holla if ya need me.
ParaPerception Haters gonna hate, bitches gonna hate. Yo mama gonna hate :P
So many years ago I first watched this video, and I still crack every time at "It hurts so right!"
You've got a real nice.. lump down there!
Felix Padilla say wuuuuuuuut
Felix Padilla I said a real nice lump down there!
Walrus Studios thank u
can I take a peek ?
no
Going to get myself a woman. - J'zargo
Not in this channel😊
Oh no you don't
Playing Skyrim will never be the same lol
2:37
Oh man. Next time I knock a door and the man or woman say, "Come inside", I'm gonna laugh my ass off !!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
''Someday im gonna grow up and work at this smelter''
oh no u dont !
I'm flexing on these settlers
I'm flexing on these ho's
And I'm staying fresh
In these vault boy clothes
got it?
Dab
nice
keep your dollars
keep your cents! don't want them
we just want caps
too make ass clap
mahalodst6 (ass clap)
"this is better than sex!" "it HURTS so right!" XD one of the best and funniest things i have seen! and always gets me!
Nazeem going, "Say Whaaaa?" was too perfect.
So many years later and those videos still cracks me up! Especially that one with Greybeards! Dont ever delete them bro!
Still watching and loving it dude ❤️
Still watching these in 2023
So glad you are getting these up on your own channel.
Went to the doctor and he told me I only got 6 months left :(. So I shot him, and the judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved
Oh God Why ಠ_ಠ nice copy paste
Im laughing hard xD
That’s the best joke I’ve ever heard
Let us taste that SEXY voice
alright we get it manslayer you are into men
caleb Riggle Let's get to bashing butts. As well as dezz nuts.
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. Went to the pizzeria, came back with gonorrhea." What a beautiful poem.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how smoothly Festus Krex says "when I was 13 I accidentally brewed *Gonorrhea.*" ? That transition was so well done it's almost as if it was an actual line by the VA.
It’s almost…. Poetic
No matter how many year I dont watch gamerpoop it never disappoints me
"someday, I'm gonna grow up and work at this smelter!"
"OH NO YOU DONT"
Damn. It's been 5 years. This is still gold.
This is the funniest of them all.
"please let me be right" xDDD that got me hard
Just a teeny look?
J'zhargo - Okay, just this once
Maramal - I've got next
Balgruuf - Ahem
2:23 oh God why somebody end my suffering XD the way he said butt made me start laughing so hard! 😂 😂 😂
came back from time to time to rewatch these vids, it still funny and never get old
1:46 I've only now realized. This is the same music as from the "You've got a real bounce to your chest" sequence.
The "I call next que" at 2:00 is why you don't drink and watch these...you'll just spit laughing like I did
The fact that I knew where the greybeard saying "Sex" originated says something😂
Where did it originate from? 😯
@@Frappelycheelearning the first word of whurlwind sprint and the signal to open the gate "Bex!", there
@@Sofiasisko ohhhhh...lol thanks for telling me! 😃
thank you@@Sofiasisko
I like how he made the other two greybeards not speak, which is a good thing. Because if they did an orgasm will destroy the entire planet. (They can't speak because their voice is so powerful a simple whisper would cause a natural disaster for those who don't know)
And them Orgasming would Break the planet,Space and Kill All Aedra
I remember when I was a teenager and manslayer was still making these for machinima. Back then I thought these were funny and rewatching them I realize that they are actually fucking hilarious.
"Excuse me brother you've got a real nice lump down there"!
"Say whaaaaat"
I love the butt emote so much
0:15 I'll have you know manslayer, that from the moment I saw this, after every question i've ever answered while studying, I'd say this line to myself before looking at the answer sheet
Hearing the Grey Beards say “This is better than SEX!” Is amazing.
When the Greybeards turn to Geybeards🤣 had to laugh sooo hard at this one😂😂😂👌🏻
3:28 they don't call it the THROAT of the world for nothing y'know
Roses are red, violets are blue, went to the pizzeria, came back with gonorrhea 😂
When your friend says a girl likes you 1:41
1:46 the song name is BackAlley Royale.
Someday... I'm going to grow up and work at Machinima!
Abyssmo Oh no you dont
Damn, your job is gonna suck ass.
I'd you're being serious don't work for them. They give you contracts that own you for life and it's near impossible to become independent from them afterwards.
He was not serious ;)
The grey beards at the end kill me everytime, I've watched it at least 50 times over an over again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 fus Yes fus Yes don't stop ohh it kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Let us taste that sexy voice!" Hahahah.
2:10 Fell from my chair laughing :D
2:02 LOL!! Baalgruuf was in line to take a look too
"Guard might get nervous. Man approaches with he weapon drawn"
2:30 best court case ever
1:18 the blacksmith zest walking in the background killed me 😂
J'Zargo discovered the secret of immortality for this very moment.
1:40
"Going to get my self a wamen"
-j'zargo(skyrim)
I can legit make a youtube search " you've got a real nice lump down there" and find this episode. :D
I did the same but for ‘I caught him trying to break into my butt’
The part with the graybeards kills me every time. I'm making it my ringtone. I'm then going to ask a friend to call me while at work and when people stare at me I'll say I'm just a poor man trying to make a living. Look at these bunions.
🎶 Going to get myself a woman 🎶
Seen this video probably fifty times but this is my first time noticing the smug look on the Dremora's face when the Greybeards grant him permission to break into the butt and it's perfect.
glad you brought the Poops over from Machinima.
Just love how happy the dremora looks 2:38
What was your childhood like?
Devil Pancake I'd say pretty damn good
i brewed gonorrhea
M'aiq never remembered his childhood. Perhaps he never had one
"Excuse me brother"
"you have a real nice....."
"lump down there"
"Say Waaaaaaat"
"said a real nice lump down there"
"can I take a peek"
"WHAAAAT NO" "
just a teeny look?"
"ok just this once"
Anyone else watch them all and then wait for a bit and then watch them again
Everyone is talking about getting a full 'manly men' song, but nobody is talking about a full 'lump down there' song
*PLEASE LET ME BE RIGHT*
“My Wife is a good Woman.”
-“Sure is!”
-“I’ll Vouch for that!”
"Ahh yes it hurts so right"
Oh yea
Kid:when I grow up I want to work at this smelter!
Dad:OH NO YOU DONT!
The mom, dad and child were actually Hod, Gerdur and Frodnar lol
I love how most of the jokes are gay jokes, but they all have a variety of setup.
Watching these really makes me feel nostalgic. These came out when I was still in middle school haha, back when Skyrim was my SHIT
Rose are red violets are blue went to the pizzeria came back with gonorrhea.
- Random alchemist
When I was playing the Greybeard questline a while back and I was supposed to do the Whirlwind Sprint through the gate and the Greybeard just goes "VEX" I paused the game and laughed for like 20 minutes straight because I immediately thought of " *THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX* "