I loved the old Sportscenter commercials with Mr and Mrs Met. They played it off like they were an unhappy couple on the verge of divorce. It was excellent.
Mr. Met has no soul left behind those eyes. Since he has to watch every Met home game, does he also receive a bottle of medicinal Jack Daniels in addition to his salary?
@@thema1998 Craig Mactavish is a former NHL player and later coach. During a game in the mid-2000s, he, as coach of the Edmonton Oilers, was antagonized after 4 relatively quick goals given up by the Calgary Flames's mascot, Harvey the Hound. Mactavish then, quite literally, ripped the tongue out of the mascot's mouth.
Special shoutout to Dandy, the long forgotten short-lived Yankees mascot from the early-80s. Awful timing as a few weeks before his debut, Steinbrenner said "mascots had no place in baseball" in response to an incident involving the the San Diego Chicken, Ron Guidry and Lou Piniella. Dandy also looked like Thurman Munson and his debut happened 1 month before Munson's death. Dandy was then put on hiatus. Afterwards, he spent most of his time in the upperdeck getting beat up by fans. Dude never stood a chance. After 2 1/2 seasons, Dandy was never used again. The costume itself had been since destroyed. He is often forgotten, even among the hardcore Yankee fanbase.
How could you forget the Mariner Moose and when he rode his ATV into Coco Crisp in 2007? Yes he still rides it after the Kingdome days. Great vid, btw.
There is also Youppi! left over from the Expos that is now with the Montreal Canadians making him the first mascot to change teams and leagues I think.
Mr. Red is not a ripoff of Mr. Met. In fact, it is actually the other way around. Mr. Red first appeared in 1953 on the cover of a Reds yearbook. Mr. Met did not appear until 1963, in Mets programs, yearbooks, and scorecards.
A guy I work with has told us that the guy who plays Bernie Brewer is his brother-in-law. I asked him the other day how long his brother-in-law has been playing the character. He said his daughter asked him that recently and his brother-in-law said he has been doing it for the past 24 years. When not playing Bernie, he is a teacher.
The Phanatic is a national treasure. hes reliably funny and has a hot dog cannon mounted to an ATV. Which also means how can you get more American than that, mascot for a team in the birthplace of America firing processed meat from a gun mounted to a 4x4 at a baseball game.
1:57 -- "A journey of a thousand miles begins with *but* a single step." Brilliant! However, you had another golden opportunity at 2:34 to take advantage of the word *ASSET.* Kudos on the first pun, though. I'll continue subscribing. =)
*Me as a Brewer fan* I wonder how long I'll have to wait til Bernie get the critique. *starts off with Bernie* Huh...that was fast. BTW, at my local pool (that have been closed for nearly 5+ years), we had a game called Bernie Brewer where if you get the waterball down the whole slide, you get on the slide and go down and get it. It was fairly fun and I loved it. FPV, good start to a good video.
Ace is also known to be one hell of a dancer, he always leads our traditional "OK Blue Jays" song during the 7th inning stretch, ive also had my fair share of run ins with him🤣
It’s a pun. Chase Field’s original name was Bank One Ballpark, but people just called it the BOB. One marketing director and his son later, and D. Baxter came to be.
In my opinion, because he is on all of the 150 anniversary benches around the Cincinnati area, I think Mr. Redlegs is the main mascot of the Cincinnati Reds
The description of Fredbird could pretty much be an apt description which applies to most Cards fans. And, in case you were wondering what Chris Berman's future plans are, check San Diego.
Blooper is actually my favorite mascot due to his antics are funny as hell. Philly Phanatic and Blooper need a fist fight since they are probably long lost, brothers at the 2021 All-Star Game in Atlanta.
@@jesseg7045 That came with Deon Sanders and we started chopping back in 1991 Spring Training. We can always bring back Chief Nocahoma and his tippe. That's not offensive to me as Native American blood in me from either my mother's or my fathers side (possibly both). I know the PC Card will be pulled out and I pull out the Fuck You card.
So, Yankees did have an unofficial one who was named Freddy who went around the stadium where he let people use a spoon to hit a skillet or pan. I think he should count because he was allowed to go anywhere in the stands.
6:21 MASSIVE missed opportunity by the White Sox to not have, like, one of those cats with white markings on its paws as their mascot. Because, y'know, they look like they're wearing white socks. Plus, the name "Southpaw" would be even more fitting, because cats already have paws. But no, they chose a furry Yoshi-looking dude.
I was never aware of this DJ Kitty and I don’t know why but I just think that is hilarious. If you told me that as a joke I would laugh and wouldn’t believe you.
I forgot STOMPER, the Oakland A’s mascot. He’s an elephant that likes to stomp things.
Yea
You keep forgetting stuff
U should critque all of the college football/basketball mascots
Oh i have something special for that
Just like the Oakland A's, always forgetabel. Still love em though, even if I live in Met territory now.
"Probably the only mascot you are in danger of being stabbed by..."
Personally, I'm more afraid of DJ Kitty
DJ KITTY IS A GOOD BOY WHO WOULDN'T HURT ANYONE!
@@valcaryon3 Exactly, why would he be more scared of a mascot that is less likely to kill or hurt you than the other one?
Not a fan of the urbans are you friend
I loved the old Sportscenter commercials with Mr and Mrs Met. They played it off like they were an unhappy couple on the verge of divorce. It was excellent.
He kept ripping out her heart like the Mets rotation keeps ripping out their arms.
Mr. Met has no soul left behind those eyes.
Since he has to watch every Met home game, does he also receive a bottle of medicinal Jack Daniels in addition to his salary?
Oof
Poor Mr met
Help is on the way! The Coupons are selling the team!!
@@brad9956 ......that aged poorly.
Nothing says America like roasting baseball's mascots. What a time to be alive.
Absolutely
Craig McTavish would disagree with that. 🇨🇦
@@Ea-Nasir_Copper_Co Who's Craig McTavish? 🤔
@@thema1998 Craig Mactavish is a former NHL player and later coach. During a game in the mid-2000s, he, as coach of the Edmonton Oilers, was antagonized after 4 relatively quick goals given up by the Calgary Flames's mascot, Harvey the Hound. Mactavish then, quite literally, ripped the tongue out of the mascot's mouth.
Special shoutout to Dandy, the long forgotten short-lived Yankees mascot from the early-80s.
Awful timing as a few weeks before his debut, Steinbrenner said "mascots had no place in baseball" in response to an incident involving the the San Diego Chicken, Ron Guidry and Lou Piniella. Dandy also looked like Thurman Munson and his debut happened 1 month before Munson's death. Dandy was then put on hiatus. Afterwards, he spent most of his time in the upperdeck getting beat up by fans. Dude never stood a chance. After 2 1/2 seasons, Dandy was never used again. The costume itself had been since destroyed. He is often forgotten, even among the hardcore Yankee fanbase.
I didn't know the Yankees had a mascot. I searched and found this recent documentary about Dandy:
th-cam.com/video/dlUkgu-W-NY/w-d-xo.html
I say bring him back just to piss off Yankees fans.
They need a black guy mascot who just says damn after every homerin
Ron Simmons?
Faarooq says "DAMN" every time the opposing team hits a home run.
Nah it be more like "sheeeit".
Jon Bursott why can’t a white guy say damn? You even black?
That deserves a Damn Son
Oh poor Youpi, The Expos mascot. One day you'll get your day job back and be the Expos mascot again. At least you have a job as the Canadiens mascot.
I'd say the Habs pay him better now but doubt even that.
Youppi’s costume is on display in Cooperstown. And is now in the mascot hall of fame
In FPV's hockey mascot segment Youppi is in that group as he has found a new home with the Canadiens.
well, I hear the Angels need a mascot after Rally Monkey dropped off the grid!
@@Ravenforce3 I didn’t know non-playoff seasons counted as currency
12:34 Specialty: Playing Mario Kart 😂
More than half the mascots from all MLB, NBA, NFL and NHL have absolutely nothing to do with the name of the team lmao it's so weird.
Only one NHL team does match the name is the devils
OH SHIT IM LATE
IM TO BUSY LAUGHING AT URINATINGTREE AND THE PENGUINS
3.5M for SIX YEARS WHAT THE F*CK
Ahhh I see your a man of culture
Patriotic Sports I hate Pittsburgh so I’m laughing my ass off
serious youtube channel yes I sip tea as I watch shitposting from a angry yinzer
Jude Hindi ahh yes I love to hear the yinzer salt overload
How could you forget the Mariner Moose and when he rode his ATV into Coco Crisp in 2007? Yes he still rides it after the Kingdome days.
Great vid, btw.
I'm a better mascot than these people.
My whole life is a joke.
Gotta be good at something
Suggestion:
Mascots of the International League ((AAA))
With chopper from the Gwinnett Stripers.
I was a Muddy Buddy one year for the Mud Hens it was awesome lmao
Philly Phanatic has a telescope for a nose
There is also Youppi! left over from the Expos that is now with the Montreal Canadians making him the first mascot to change teams and leagues I think.
Youppi is hard to look at.
Youppi's in the NHL. So he's not on the list
Whos Bonnie Brewer? Secondary mascot should be the Racing Sausages.
Randall Simon is a Pittsburgh legend for his action against the sausage
As a Phillies fan, I honestly LOVE the Phillie Phanatic! He's just so lovable and awesome!
He fits the fans perfectly as some one from Philly
Just like everything else in Philadelphia, he's a menace
The Phanatic is not an alien, but a green flightless bird from the Galapagos Islands.
You forgot Stomper the Oakland Athletics mascot, an Elephant
This is certainly a good way to celebrate the 4th of July.
Pouring one out for my homie Chief Wahoo R.I.P.
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I collect mascot autograph baseball cards
Would be great if Brantley Bell makes it to the majors and plays the diamondbacks and just runs up and hugs Baxter yelling “My son!”
Blooper is already better than Freddie Falcon and it hasn't been two years
True2Atlanta when Freddie Falcon is the mascot for your college😳🤭
Philly Phanatic > Every other mascot in existence
Gritty is better.
Moist Gnome blooper is a knockoff. Atlanta steals everything. Packers G Florida state tomahawk chop. LA Kong’s train horn in the Benz
dam right he could be the dam logo
So could have put youppi! In here as an honourable mention as he’s also one of the three mascot inducted into Cooperstown
No one:
5 points: let's put carousel music in a mascot critiquing video!
Mr. Red with a mustache was around in 1956 way before the Mets begin to play one game.
As a poster
FivePoints Vids and on their jerseys
Mr. Red is not a ripoff of Mr. Met. In fact, it is actually the other way around. Mr. Red first appeared in 1953 on the cover of a Reds yearbook. Mr. Met did not appear until 1963, in Mets programs, yearbooks, and scorecards.
A guy I work with has told us that the guy who plays Bernie Brewer is his brother-in-law. I asked him the other day how long his brother-in-law has been playing the character. He said his daughter asked him that recently and his brother-in-law said he has been doing it for the past 24 years. When not playing Bernie, he is a teacher.
The Phanatic is a national treasure. hes reliably funny and has a hot dog cannon mounted to an ATV. Which also means how can you get more American than that, mascot for a team in the birthplace of America firing processed meat from a gun mounted to a 4x4 at a baseball game.
1:57 -- "A journey of a thousand miles begins with *but* a single step." Brilliant! However, you had another golden opportunity at 2:34 to take advantage of the word *ASSET.* Kudos on the first pun, though. I'll continue subscribing. =)
16:50 - Species: Gritty
*Me as a Brewer fan*
I wonder how long I'll have to wait til Bernie get the critique.
*starts off with Bernie*
Huh...that was fast. BTW, at my local pool (that have been closed for nearly 5+ years), we had a game called Bernie Brewer where if you get the waterball down the whole slide, you get on the slide and go down and get it. It was fairly fun and I loved it. FPV, good start to a good video.
Thanks bro
Ace is also known to be one hell of a dancer, he always leads our traditional "OK Blue Jays" song during the 7th inning stretch, ive also had my fair share of run ins with him🤣
Why is the mascot for the D-Backs a bobcat as opposed to a snake? It doesn’t make any sense.
The Snake mascot will have legs & that will confuse the brats....i mean kids.
It’s a pun. Chase Field’s original name was Bank One Ballpark, but people just called it the BOB. One marketing director and his son later, and D. Baxter came to be.
Oriole Bird
Specialty: *Sadness*
What a coincidence, it's also Mr. Met speciality!
In my opinion, because he is on all of the 150 anniversary benches around the Cincinnati area, I think Mr. Redlegs is the main mascot of the Cincinnati Reds
In my experience having worked for the reds, Mr redlegs was definitely the most popular, then gapper and Rosie, Mr red was definitely the least.
14:07 Don’t forget! He’s also a knock off the Phillie Phanatic.
The Phanatic is a knock off of the Chicken, so it's all good.
What about the A's mascot
11:56
By comparing him to AP, does he beat his kids too?
Probably
SLIDER BEATING KIDS?!
Get over it.that was a long time ago.
Grow up
@@jeffwinters8656 this video was posted a long time ago. And it seems I’m going to have to introduce you to this thing called a joke.
7:59 Dont you mean Lonnie Smith? Loni Anderson was an actress previously married to Burt Reynolds.
Im sure she did some coke too
I always wished there was footage of Lonnie Smith beating the phanatic. I'd pay money to see Loni Anderson beat him up.
Solid CSaint reference with Dinger
Mascots: Heh heh, we are awesome! Reality: I wish they paid us more...
The Swingin' Friar is the best mascot, don't @ me 😤😤😤
Konnor McMaster u spelled Phillie phanatic wrong
@@jumpy323081 The Phanatic is a knock off of the Chicken, so it's all good.
Lol @ someone you meet at a truck stop
I'm dead
I met her once. Services not rendered
"Loose Seal, Watch out for Loose Seal!"
"I don't care about Lou Seal!"
1:57 You thought you were so slick with this lmao
where are you getting this "stock footage" for the sponsored segment? need to know for research purposes
The Famous/San Diego/KGB Chicken was the original funny mascot. All others owe him a debt of gratitude.
One time I was at a Rockies game and a Giants fan told me Dinger makes them think of cosmic brownies and now I can’t unsee it.
The description of Fredbird could pretty much be an apt description which applies to most Cards fans. And, in case you were wondering what Chris Berman's future plans are, check San Diego.
What about the Milwaukee Brewers’ Racing Sausages???
17:30 Philadelphia reunion 😂
The dad jokes in this video are incredible.
“Not the team that kill bin Ladin” 😂😂😂
14:00 Billy the Marlin is not happy you didn't mention his truck getting hit.
This was hilarious as a Mets fan
That Rangers burn during the cardinals segment cut real deep Hahahaha good one! Go Rangers!
You gotta mention the Crazy Crab and SF fans pelting it with beer bottles back in the day.
BJ Birdy sounds like someone you meet at a truck stop 😂
10:46 Silly Rabbit, this is a real mascot!
Blooper is actually my favorite mascot due to his antics are funny as hell. Philly Phanatic and Blooper need a fist fight since they are probably long lost, brothers at the 2021 All-Star Game in Atlanta.
Blooper is a knockoff. Braves have no creativity even the tomahawk chop was stolen. Philly Phanatic is the best
@@jesseg7045 That came with Deon Sanders and we started chopping back in 1991 Spring Training. We can always bring back Chief Nocahoma and his tippe.
That's not offensive to me as Native American blood in me from either my mother's or my fathers side (possibly both). I know the PC Card will be pulled out and I pull out the Fuck You card.
Philly has the best mascots in the MLB and NHL. Gritty and The Phanatic
And Swoop
Because who doesn’t like Swoop
Died after seeing “mistake” under Blooper’s species 😂
Kinda surprised the Nats didnt bring in JFK to the race; mind blowing.
Lol!
7:57 I think you mean Lonnie Smith, not Anderson
Lol did i say that HAHAHAH
FivePoints Vids yeah, you did
So, Yankees did have an unofficial one who was named Freddy who went around the stadium where he let people use a spoon to hit a skillet or pan. I think he should count because he was allowed to go anywhere in the stands.
"...an injury that would make Robert Griffin Wentz."
You sly bastard
6:21 MASSIVE missed opportunity by the White Sox to not have, like, one of those cats with white markings on its paws as their mascot. Because, y'know, they look like they're wearing white socks. Plus, the name "Southpaw" would be even more fitting, because cats already have paws. But no, they chose a furry Yoshi-looking dude.
4:43 “looking like trevor wallace” lmfao
I like the csaint reference lol
Minor league ABQ Isotopes mascot is also called orbit
Bin Lay-den?!!! Really?!!! Forgotten his name already?
He was looking out for the demonetization demons
9:30 that's Mr. Redlegs, not Mr. Red
I say bring back Chief Knockahoma.
I’m sad you didn’t mention the racing sausages for the brewers as well 😂
Wally's name comes from Fenway Park's famous 50ft green wall on left side, aka "The Green Monster ".
Exactly, he's green!
It's 38 feet.
That dig on FDR was savage! hahahahahaha
You forgot about the racing sausages in Milwaukee
10:48, Orbit's specialty is playing around with opponents pre-game
3:44 didn’t have to do it to us like that
9:37- Hehe, unintentional Street Fighter the Movie reference.
I was never aware of this DJ Kitty and I don’t know why but I just think that is hilarious. If you told me that as a joke I would laugh and wouldn’t believe you.
I was waiting for this one
Hey man, Southpaw.... is.... ok yeah we Sox fans have no clue what he’s trying to be either.
Billy Marlin's Specialty: Scaring away fans. I burst out laughing.
The Phanatic and Gritty bromance has been amazing to watch
Not quite a stadium, but this is still good.
The percentage of folks who understood the FDR joke has to be no higher than 10 percent.
3:55 Bird lives matter. Great vid 😂😂😂
8:17 OOooohhh, a mascot created by a former Chattanooga Lookout, he gets an A+ in my book automatically just for that.
just ordered one of those scales recently, i cant wait to get in better shape, hoping to lose 30-40lbs
Awesome bro
Thanks man I appreciate it!
Personally I feel that Clark should get a "girlfriend" (female secondary mascot) named Addison, the OTHER intersecting street outside Wrigley.
9:22 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mr res was decapitated
The San Diego Chicken is the Mascot GOAT
The roast of the reds mascots 😭😭🤣💀💀
15:28 This image is the only thing more cursed than the Cleveland Browns.
10:25 “I’m Raymond... look at my trucker hat!”