When I was like 6 I went to my friends birthday party at chuck e cheese and the mascot was there and I just socked him in the gut. I didn't know it was a human at the time. I feel bad for the guy because now I hate thise kinds of kids, I woulda hit me back if I was that guy.
If it was intended to be a joke about the Mallis in the palace it’s not toward the pistons it’s toward the pacers we won boys we won pacers still got no rings
4:20 The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start
Benny The Bull spilled popcorn on plumbers and accountants Also, props to Rocky the Mountain Lion for crane posing over that pee wee football player after trucking him at that mascots vs pee wee game
2:22 And being a native of Charleston, SC, every single time there is mention of a hurricane people panic due to how badly that storm wrecked this city.
If you name your team the Grizzlies or the Bucks, then use the anthropomorphic animal mascots. The rest should be sticking to the script. How do the Blazers, the Pacers and the 76ers connect these characters to the team?
4:15 "the nickname was a combination of the state’s rich history with the harness racing pacers (investor Chuck Barnes was a horse racing enthusiast) and the pace car used for the running of the Indianapolis 500."
I know Stuff's manager and he pointed out that that mascot is probably the most legit performer you'll ever find. The Magic might not have finesse, but this dragon doing a handstand on a hoverboard is insane.
Before Clutch, Rockets use to have mascot named Turbo. Basically he was a dude dressed like a Power Ranger that did aerobatic dunks off a trampoline. He was really popular especially with kids but the Rockets dropped him for Clutch due to a contract dispute,
Hard not to laugh so the wife wouldn’t wake up pissed. Also, our Jazz Bear is the shit. I’ll admit that I didn’t know the long time mascot got canned this year. Keep it real, Five Points. Nice singing, btw
Chuck the condor is a great bird. He can do everything that all other birds can. They should let him play for a game to make him live his dream. You dont have to pay him anything. His father already makes enough and pays his disability benifits.
I’m surprised that you didn’t talk about that time rocky fucking died. I’m 2013, the person in rocky’s suit was supposed to come from the ceiling dancing around, but instead hind there passed out, almost as if he was dead. Fucking Hilarious
Wait I thought the Toronto Raptor's mascot was Drake
Jeeves Anthrozaur it’s not
He's an ambassador for them
Lets be honest drake is every teams mascot
@@michaelhoward6076 especially kd's mascot lol
Mike the Boss he’s their non alive mascot
Sports mascots are just socially acceptable furries.
Matthew Shortle At the time this is the only comment the reason why is there is nothing to say it just makes sense
doesn't the Bulls mascot make like 200k a year?
I believe they guy who is in it does other stuff besides be the mascot, I think he coordinates the all of the talent as well
When I was like 6 I went to my friends birthday party at chuck e cheese and the mascot was there and I just socked him in the gut. I didn't know it was a human at the time. I feel bad for the guy because now I hate thise kinds of kids, I woulda hit me back if I was that guy.
At 6 years old how strong was your punch?
@@mattdude the guy acted like it hurt.
Richarizard pretty impressive for your sake, especially with all the padding the costume likely had
@@mattdude I guess I was just a jacked six year old
G Wiz was created when Elmo,Gonzo,and Cookie monster performed the fusion dance.
Now I remember the Steven Universe episode where there were fusions that were pure horror shows...
Love child of Marion Berry.
Throwing other mascots off buildings
You know
*the usual stuff*
Glad my mascot got a good segment
If it was intended to be a joke about the Mallis in the palace it’s not toward the pistons it’s toward the pacers we won boys we won pacers still got no rings
Make sure to do the NHL Mascots as well! Their are some choice words for some of them...
Cough Gritty Cough
Oh man, you're definitely my favorite sports TH-camr.
thanks man
The Coyote is on Peyote
Wile E. Peyote
Is it legal?
Does the Flyers' mascot at the end mean that you're doing the NHL next?
No, it means the Flyers are tanking on the season and introduced that god-awful thing to distract from how pathetic the on ice product is.
my flyers are cheeks
GRITTY!!!!!?!!!!!!!!
10:29 Sega Should Let Portland Trail Blazers Use Blaze The Cat As Their Mascot
If the Sonics were still around, they could had partnered up with Sega with Sonic the Hedgehog as their mascot.
Metta•Phonia So The Seattle Sonics Would Trade In Their Green And Yellow For Sonic Color
@@jaxking904 Or Yellow and red for Super Sonic (s).
4:20 The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start
The most phenomenal use of the Kahwi laugh yet.
Go was the first mascot to be conducted into the mascot hall of fame I think he thanked hurambae
I was dying of laughter
XxDeadL0X76 -ProductionsxX RIP hurambae
So Warriors mascot isn't Lebron James??
He doesn't play for the warriors
@@whutthesport579 it's a joke
They did have one at one point though
@@sominboy2757 I forgot his name, but I really liked that guy. Thought he was the coolest looking mascot as a kid.
BrownieKuma72 He was the fucking coolest, ngl. They actually need to bring him back.
Can't wait for MLB mascots
Benny The Bull spilled popcorn on plumbers and accountants
Also, props to Rocky the Mountain Lion for crane posing over that pee wee football player after trucking him at that mascots vs pee wee game
LOL that was hilarious
Before the video: There is nothing wrong with the Thunder mas-
Watches video: My life is a lie
Mascots are mainly there to help market the team to children.
That’s the only reason why they exist
2:22 And being a native of Charleston, SC, every single time there is mention of a hurricane people panic due to how badly that storm wrecked this city.
13:19
I'm half awake from a post-work nap and I'm actually crying with laughter at whatever this is.
Do NFL mascots next
8:07 “crying over Lebron” LMAO
13:20 What. The Hell. Was that?
You better not say anything bad about gritty or he'll haunt your dreams
PG13hockeyman he gon haunt ur dreams
Isn't that how they came up with Gritty? Wasn't it the nightmare of a Philly resident coming off a shroom binge while he had a case of swine flu?
@@LordBitememan The Flying Pumpkins needed a distraction from their obvious tank job, hence the creation of Gritty.
Gritty is your end. Gritty is your doom.
Re: The Coyote, acid doesn’t make you trip like that, it’s actually pretty chill. Looks more like coke or meth lmao. I still laughed tho 🤣
If you name your team the Grizzlies or the Bucks, then use the anthropomorphic animal mascots. The rest should be sticking to the script. How do the Blazers, the Pacers and the 76ers connect these characters to the team?
Merchandising?
The 76ers mascot is named franklin so that’s how
The pistons should be using that man made out of pistons
Lol the one on the Heat hilarious hahahaha!!!!!! As a Bucks fan, Thank you for being somewhat kind. Go Bucks #FearTheDeer🦌!!!!
“Frosted lettuce”.
Probably your best line ever.
The Coyote actually ate some peyote, rolled onto the court with that unicycle, and the rest is history.
4:15 "the nickname was a combination of the state’s rich history with the harness racing pacers (investor Chuck Barnes was a horse racing enthusiast) and the pace car used for the running of the Indianapolis 500."
www.nba.com/pacers/history/pacers_name_history.html
Great vid, your dad jokes are some of the best around.
I know Stuff's manager and he pointed out that that mascot is probably the most legit performer you'll ever find. The Magic might not have finesse, but this dragon doing a handstand on a hoverboard is insane.
crooning was on point...keep it up
I'm so thrilled that you added Pierre the New Orleans Pelican. The most creepiest mascot ever. ( cue the Chris Hardwick impressions 😂)
College have the best mascots
Our school's mascot is a fucking train
Especially the Syracuse orange
Naganachiketh Chinnamuttevi 😂😂 what school is that
Roots Adriano
Purdue.
@@rootsadriano7131 Purdue University, it's the boilermaker special
SAC's mascot looks like the Cowardly Lion.
Do the MLB!!
Hurricane Hugo was in 1989
This the most Dad advertisement ever 😂😂😂
9:20 you will not sleep tonight.
13:18 is the best thing I've heard all week
Remember meeting the heats mascot at all star week
Nah you were off with the heat mascot. It's not gossomer. That's the hairy cousin of beeker from the muppets
9:27-9:34👀!!!
9:47-9:53 "EVERYONE RUN! KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT, WITH FIRE!"
10:47-10:48 BLLLLAAAAAZZZZE...
A very unusual video. It was funny, especially the singing!
Nice job! Can't wait for the NHL mascot video! :D
Benny’s cute and all but if you’re spilling a fuck ton of popcorn on me, I’m swinging.
Before Clutch, Rockets use to have mascot named Turbo. Basically he was a dude dressed like a Power Ranger that did aerobatic dunks off a trampoline. He was really popular especially with kids but the Rockets dropped him for Clutch due to a contract dispute,
Is it a bad thing that I thought your singing was fire?
No. Not at all.
You know what's messed up? Out there in the world there's probably some furry fanfic or Rule 34 drawing of at least 5 of these mascots.
Love me some Benny the Bull, and even his cousin Gus.
13:20, Yeah, it sounds typical, but I want to know the title of that theme.
Hard not to laugh so the wife wouldn’t wake up pissed.
Also, our Jazz Bear is the shit. I’ll admit that I didn’t know the long time mascot got canned this year.
Keep it real, Five Points. Nice singing, btw
LOL thanks
I get the puff the magic dragon reference ... I'm officially old now
9:06 Damm, isn't a deer/buck, its a fuckin' lemur... Ah next much better. Hey man, nice video :)
lol it's ugly for sure
Like this if your one of the five people who got the "Stuff the Magic Dragon" skit!
10:27 nice Blaze reference.
The only reason I know about Rocky was from a pre-game segment where he was lowered from the rafters and it looked like he got hanged.
This video got me thinking...what will we name our midget football league mascot?
Midgie the Midget
@@FivePointsVids YES!
DO THE NHL MASCOTS so I can look at my daddy Gritty
NHL ones next just for Gritty
1:26 I had to rewind that like six times to understand what I was seeing
The knicks should have a pair of pants as their mascot. Knickerbockers Get it. Ha
8:40 - dear God, don't _ever_ remind me ever again of _Nana's Everyday Life..._
Give Clutch some credit; he ruined CP3's house with a T-shirt cannon.
i like how you use the NBA on NBC theme for the Raptor part.
I don’t know what is scarier... Pelicans chucky or their chance of winning a nba finals
Loved Hugo mascot in 2k 16
That dog with the sad Michael Jordan face is fantastic. Great vid as always mate.
Thanks brother
@@FivePointsVids no worries mate. Keep up the good job.
Critiquing NBA the city jerseys
Wizards one had me laughing so bad
1:26 I’m dead 💀💀
6:25 that one meant to be for the Arizona coyote
Bruh rumble goes hard
DO THIS WITH ALL SPORTS 😂
Remember guys, it’s not a FPV vid if there’s not at least one weed joke.
5:52 I died laughing
Oh shit, now I NEED to have an NFL mascots video just to hear your thoughts on Blue the Colt. And you better include how fucking savage he is.
3:53 Sorry, that's not the OKC mascot. That's my mother-in-law.
Plot twist: Do MLS mascots lmao
Ranel Gallardo I’m kinda interested in what he would say about the Chicago Fires mascot
Alexander Wood Lmao 😂
Alexander Wood I wanna know what he’d say about the Dynamo’s mascot
Holy crap, you destroyed my Spurs 😂😂😂 Tim Duncan is retiring for the second time 😂
Chuck the condor is a great bird. He can do everything that all other birds can. They should let him play for a game to make him live his dream. You dont have to pay him anything. His father already makes enough and pays his disability benifits.
I’m surprised that you didn’t talk about that time rocky fucking died.
I’m 2013, the person in rocky’s suit was supposed to come from the ceiling dancing around, but instead hind there passed out, almost as if he was dead. Fucking Hilarious
benny bull does, in fact, make the staff clean up the popcorn as of matter of fact I think he routinely slaps people with the bag
I thought the Raptors specialty would be vore-ing cheerleaders
Holy, crispy crap. The Spurs' mascot really IS Coyote Ugly!
Thank goodness knicks, nets, warriors and lakers don’t have terrifying fursuit people, maybe that’s why I like some of them
@ 1:37 - You forgot the other "W," or just say "triple-W, dot..." lel
Or just don't bother the "www" thingy. We get it. le
Franklin the Dog don't trust the process
Well I think Sixers mascot is great
Don’t forget The Coyote from the Spurs other ability: catching bats
Now it’s 4 superstars
King Cake Baby...the most visually unappealing thing to come out of New Orleans since Ellen DeGeneres.
Doesn’t have anything bad to say about Benny. You just can’t hate the bull.
You should do the best and worst mascots in the NCAA.
Hugo is the best mascot in the NBA❤️
Edit: thanks for the heart!
Definitely
I want to see an NHL version of this just to hear about Philadelphia’s mascot...
Golden State Warriors used to have a mascot, but the person behind the mask died in 2018
my girlfriend once got ran over by clutch on a segway
LOL
If you name your team kings:
You mascot must be a lion or else