Fun fact: the mascot for the high school in the city which Concordia College is located, Moorhead, MN, is the spud. Yes, the Moorhead Spuds. So kids who go to both Moorhead High, and then go to Concordia, spend their whole academic career as vegetables. I may have been a Spud, but at least I wasn’t a Cobber...
As a Purdue student, I have been told that Pete is actually an alternate mascot and the official mascot is actually the train, The Boilermaker Special. Yes, a fucking train.
NOOOOOOO ONNNNEEEEESSSS... THIC like Gaston Is a dicc like Gaston Just won't no for an answer from Belle like Gaston He's espeeeeeeciallly good at being rejected.... NO POINTS FOR GASTON!
As a former Boilermaker, yeah, a REAL one, I just wanted to inform everyone that the Purdue mascot can build a power plant, oil refinery, copper smelter, paper mill, chemical plant, aircraft carrier, or nuclear submarine. We built the world you live in.
I'm here to inform you that the Delta State Fighting Okra is, in fact, quite rad. Shame on you and your slanderous videos. Unsubscribed! jk but still the Okra is sick
As an Emporia State University student(Washburn’s arch rival) I appreciate you for roasting them over the fact that their mascot is the Ichabod. They call themselves the Bods too😂😂. Not joking.
Back in high school when I was touring colleges, Whittier was one of them. When they told the tour group that they’re team name was called the “Poets” I vividly remember thinking to myself: “man, that is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.”
4:05 hey I go to Southern Arkansas. Some fun facts, The Mule is named Molly Ann. Molly Ann runs up and down the end zone after every touch down. A new Rider is picked whenever the past one graduates. Go Riders Go
A brief history of the briefly-mentioned SAU Muleriders in the mention of the University of Arkansas-Montecello Bollweevils: Back in the very old days, when the SAU football team had to travel to an away game, they didn't have a bus and they sure didn't fly anywhere. So the only mode of transportation was the train. There is a railroad that runs through Magnolia (I work there). However, the passenger train schedule did not match the team's need. So, the SAU team and coaches would ride mules to the town of McNeil, AR (5 miles north of Magnolia) where the larger St. Louis Southwestern RR (aka the Cotton Belt RR) ran friendlier passenger train schedule. So eventually SAU adopted "Muleriders" as their mascot. A few years ago, SAU celebrated their 100th birthday with a muleride with the football team to McNeil. They had the Union Pacific RR (now operating the line through McNeil) stop all trains at the crossings and flag the crossings so as to not spook the mules. No mule went crazy or was harmed during the reenactment.
I think Disney should give a cease and desist letter to have Perdue Pete not look like woody from toy story. As well as the boll weavel looking like a mix of the grinch and squidward
Where I live the local company that disposes of as they say “honey” has a mascot named Enzo the enzyme who looks like a weird combination of the new Sonic and a hairy frog. I’m not joking.
Props to recognizing Delta Green's mascot's featuring on the Food Network. Good Eats, yo. Great show. Also, while I admit it makes no sense, I love Big Red. And the Hilltoppers (or as I call them, the Blobs) are one of my hipster faves. GO BLOBS
Woah that Julius Caesar casino line even topped the sandy booty from the sponsoring part to me ^^ Man...that could be a new "fact" you could way too easily spread among people
They briefly had an unofficial atrocity called Willy the Wolverine. It was as bad as you think it would be. To be fair, michigan could never come up with a mascot half as cool as Sparty so why try?
Central Arkansas has a lot of strange mascots. UAM is pretty strange, yet my school is called the "Wonder Boys" and our physical mascot is a dog. We would face Monticello a few times a year so imagine "Wonder Boys vs Boll Weevils" in your headlines.
People make fun of that John Harvard statue because it isn’t John Harvard (the sculptor modeled it off of a distant descendant of him because they had nothing to work from), Harvard didn’t found the school but was an early benefactor, and the year of the school’s founding is 1636 (not 1638, when Harvard died and donated some money to the already existing school).
I still have no idea why the hell they have a tree for a mascot? The Hokie Bird would do what turkeys do in that tree... actually glad Tech probably won't see Stanford for awhile.
Husker Fan here - I was just in the shower when I heard the take on Brutus Buckeye. As I was laughing, I was like, "I wonder if Lil' Red makes this list?" Five Points, you never let me down, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m personally a WKU fan, and Big Red was in ducted to the Mascot Hall of Fame in 2007, he can fit a bunch of basketballs in his mouth, jiggle his stomach as much as he wants, and hit the woah like a legend. There’s no way that he’s the worst mascot in College Football. It should’ve been Scrotie because a scrotum for a mascot is plain weird
Oh come on Cayenne is cool. Also The Tree is technically the *band’s* (unofficial!) mascot and is in fact meant to be a joke. The team itself doesn’t have an official mascot, all fans just kinda embraced The Tree.
Fun fact: the mascot for the high school in the city which Concordia College is located, Moorhead, MN, is the spud.
Yes, the Moorhead Spuds.
So kids who go to both Moorhead High, and then go to Concordia, spend their whole academic career as vegetables. I may have been a Spud, but at least I wasn’t a Cobber...
Mascots : exists
Fivepoint vids : IM ABOUT TO END THIS WHOLE MANS CAREER
lol what career.
Last time I was this early, Andrew Luck had an O-Line. Oh wait...
P.S. Thanks for doing my idea!
The colts has the best o line in the nfl last year tho
As a Purdue student, I have been told that Pete is actually an alternate mascot and the official mascot is actually the train, The Boilermaker Special. Yes, a fucking train.
...which is ironic, given that a train wreck nearly killed the whole Purdue football team at one point
I did not know that.
“It’s bad enough that sh*t’s in fortnite!” 😂
We don’t have creepy college mascots, USA take notes
Kim Jong-un pretty sure your the scary mascot
Norf Ka_wee-ah numba 1!!!!!!
I try to make mascot but your dad throw me in jail 10 year ago supreme leader
Kim, you’re aa pip.
Yes you do. It's a big fat guy on a rocket.
Okay, as creepy as it is, the keg mascot to me is one of the most hilarious mascots in my opinion
I definitely would prefer a keg as a mascot rather than a f***ing tree 🤣🤣🤣
Stanford's mascot should have had the specialty say "Photosynthesis"
Spongebob: PHOTOSYNTHESIS. PHOTOSYNTHESIS.
No, the team name is Cardinals, not f***ing tree, and suggesting that they should adopt MCU’s Groot as their mascot is a nonstarter.
Also the least you need to put on a college resume and being good at football I'm order to get in Clemson
@@jcngokai-76 No. Its Cardinal. As in the color, not the bird.
@@jcngokai-76 idk man, on ncaa 13 we used to play as Stanford because we thought it was hilarious having trees with no hands catching the football
Purdue's mascot...the original head was thicc. As incredibly thicc as Gaston
Purdue's mascot is actually the boilermaker special and purdue pete is just a dude.
NOOOOOOO ONNNNEEEEESSSS...
THIC like Gaston
Is a dicc like Gaston
Just won't no for an answer from Belle like Gaston
He's espeeeeeeciallly good at being rejected....
NO POINTS FOR GASTON!
@@jarradchapman4271 I'm laughing so hard at this. I even read it in the same beat as the song.
Yes, but is it ... TRUNKY?!
As a former Boilermaker, yeah, a REAL one, I just wanted to inform everyone that the Purdue mascot can build a power plant, oil refinery, copper smelter, paper mill, chemical plant, aircraft carrier, or nuclear submarine. We built the world you live in.
Species: Whatus Intha Fuckiesss
I laughed waay too hard at that.
Me too. Leave Five Points to naming future species from now on.
It’s a hill 😂
Rank the weirdest colleges names/ mascots throughout all colleges, Rhode Island nads, I’m looking at you...
Your Boi Kermit Bro I’m from RI and I never heard the Nads lmao who decide this mascot
RichGang CEO it’s risd, that’s probably why you never noticed
Go nads!
@@badshot370 i didn't even know RISD had sports.
RISD literally feels like something rockstar would put in the GTA games. Think about it, they have a literal scrotum as a mascot.
I'm here to inform you that the Delta State Fighting Okra is, in fact, quite rad.
Shame on you and your slanderous videos. Unsubscribed!
jk but still the Okra is sick
@Joseph Chambers I remember that game lol. Oh well. Come see us in baseball sometime. We're in the mood for BBQ
finally some okra love around here
"I will cover all NCAA mascots at a later date." Well...we're waiting.
7:30 Throwing shade at OSU for trying to trademark "THE"
I thought it was "DUH".
The irony is that Dartmouth banned drinking alcohol in campus
That's not irony. It's the reason Keggy was introduced.
As an Emporia State University student(Washburn’s arch rival) I appreciate you for roasting them over the fact that their mascot is the Ichabod. They call themselves the Bods too😂😂. Not joking.
lol big red is in the Mascot HOF
Because hes the Goat
As a saints fan I wasn’t ready for that roast why you gotta do that to me
Five point Purdue's real mascot is the boiler maker special
Damn it, FPV! You used "penultimate" correctly, I was expecting a troll of Foolish Baseball!
Back in high school when I was touring colleges, Whittier was one of them. When they told the tour group that they’re team name was called the “Poets” I vividly remember thinking to myself: “man, that is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard.”
That explains why they rejected you.
@@cisium1184 FACTS MY NIGGA, THATS MY NIGGA😂😂🤞🏾
lol i’m a delta state graduate and my roommate use to wear the Elvis Presley Fighting Okra suit around campus
Buckeyes also have another use.
They make FANTASTIC slingshot ammo.
The Stanford tree is hilarious to play with on NCAA football. The ball just disappears when they catch it.
Damn actually salty Ohio state and Purdue are both on this list.....
The best game i have ever attended lol
YOU MISSED THE TULANE GREEN WAVE! If that isn't the biggest oversight in our SOLAR SYSTEM
I’m from Nebraska and that lil red one had me dying😂😂💀💀💀
He's right when he said you can buy herby's outfit anywhere in Lincoln.
4:05 hey I go to Southern Arkansas. Some fun facts,
The Mule is named Molly Ann.
Molly Ann runs up and down the end zone after every touch down.
A new Rider is picked whenever the past one graduates.
Go Riders Go
Hmm I wonder if he’s gonna make good college football mascots
Btw Bucky Badger is e p i c
Johnny Poet is still Whittier's mascot. The woolly Whittier thing was an April fool's "joke".
11:07 I’m a Husker fan and I’m dying😂😂😂🤣😂
A brief history of the briefly-mentioned SAU Muleriders in the mention of the University of Arkansas-Montecello Bollweevils:
Back in the very old days, when the SAU football team had to travel to an away game, they didn't have a bus and they sure didn't fly anywhere. So the only mode of transportation was the train. There is a railroad that runs through Magnolia (I work there). However, the passenger train schedule did not match the team's need. So, the SAU team and coaches would ride mules to the town of McNeil, AR (5 miles north of Magnolia) where the larger St. Louis Southwestern RR (aka the Cotton Belt RR) ran friendlier passenger train schedule. So eventually SAU adopted "Muleriders" as their mascot.
A few years ago, SAU celebrated their 100th birthday with a muleride with the football team to McNeil. They had the Union Pacific RR (now operating the line through McNeil) stop all trains at the crossings and flag the crossings so as to not spook the mules. No mule went crazy or was harmed during the reenactment.
Thats insane!!!! Great story!
Don’t you ever think about putting Yale on one of your WORST lists or I will unsubscribe.
Just kidding. This is a fun channel.
I think Disney should give a cease and desist letter to have Perdue Pete not look like woody from toy story. As well as the boll weavel looking like a mix of the grinch and squidward
Cool to see the D3 love from FivePoints
Please do a D3 best and worst stadiums
*Sees University of Arkansas*
EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FU-
*Sees Monticello*
Oh yeah never mind we cool
I hate Clemson's mascot...its so CREEPY. Imagine seeing that thing in your room at 2 AM
Me saying all of the mascots on this video, “what the hell is even that”
Austin Brenneman thx 😂🐧
My middle school had a green wave as a mascot.
I hope Syracuse is on every "worst NCAA" list you do, I've been suffering through games at the dome for far too long.
colin hunter Clemson 2017?
I went to Central College, a D3 school in Pella, Iowa. Our mascot is a grey goblin looking thing that wears a red Central shirt
FYI, people a Washburn are super sensitive to the question, "What the f*ck is an Ichabod?"
‘Spent a Night in the Villages in FL’. OMG. Great joke. Great joke. So great. Made my night
Wooly Whittier was an April Fools Joke, actually
That Boll Weevil looks like the genie who's career has been destroyed by drugs.
Didn’t show the Phanatic while talking about MLB mascots
I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
Bro, Manscaped better be paying you big money because you advertise their shit so well! I actually almost want to buy it because of you
dont mess with my boi the poet my family has 3 generations there and where Nixon went to collage
Lmao that tree rant. "People do you understand that trees do not move!?"
Not sure if you've done a part two but if you haven't you should look up Scottsdale community college home of the artichokes
Where I live the local company that disposes of as they say “honey” has a mascot named Enzo the enzyme who looks like a weird combination of the new Sonic and a hairy frog. I’m not joking.
Lancaster Responding link me to the photo. I must see this for myself
TEAM CLASSIC SONIC mobile.twitter.com/enzo_kline
Used to go to Washburn so yeah
Bruhhh I've Been Waitin For This🤣🤣🤣 BTW, Why U Do My Buckeyes Like That🤣🤣🤣
Dartmouth's mascot should be Bluto from Animal House. TOGA, TOGA!
Props to recognizing Delta Green's mascot's featuring on the Food Network. Good Eats, yo. Great show.
Also, while I admit it makes no sense, I love Big Red. And the Hilltoppers (or as I call them, the Blobs) are one of my hipster faves. GO BLOBS
9:14 Probably delicious, refreshing, e-coli filled Connecticut River water lol.
My brother was the UAM Bill Weevil last year 😂
Boilermakers still exist.
*When your mascot is a sentient chestnut*
10:57 thank you for putting that in my mind
Woah that Julius Caesar casino line even topped the sandy booty from the sponsoring part to me ^^
Man...that could be a new "fact" you could way too easily spread among people
Damn I’m a buckeye fan here but u hit every damn point lol🤣🤣
Wow, never expected Five to break character like that when talking about trees.
Seeing these mascots makes me glad my school (Michigan) doesn’t have a mascot at all
They briefly had an unofficial atrocity called Willy the Wolverine. It was as bad as you think it would be. To be fair, michigan could never come up with a mascot half as cool as Sparty so why try?
@@theMoerster I'm surprised they don't have someone dressed up as Wolverine for them?
Willy Wolverine was almost more embarrassing than Rich Rodriguez #goblue
Central Arkansas has a lot of strange mascots. UAM is pretty strange, yet my school is called the "Wonder Boys" and our physical mascot is a dog. We would face Monticello a few times a year so imagine "Wonder Boys vs Boll Weevils" in your headlines.
How'd you not put UCSC Banana Slugs - The banana slug on here? cause they don't have a football team?
WHY DID YOU ADD BIG RED 😔
Be Heard I went to a Alabama game against Western Kentucky a few years back and I think I remember seeing him down there 😂
@@TylerBoyette you can’t miss him😂😂
I didn't know I needed this until you posted it
I like lil red, hes a super 90s mascot. whats cooler than suspenders and a backwards cap when your walking around the mall with friends
Alabama in 2021: Has immunity to the Buckeye
Lol why you gotta do my boi otto like that, he just wanna make sure you get your vitamin D. Love the vids man
People make fun of that John Harvard statue because it isn’t John Harvard (the sculptor modeled it off of a distant descendant of him because they had nothing to work from), Harvard didn’t found the school but was an early benefactor, and the year of the school’s founding is 1636 (not 1638, when Harvard died and donated some money to the already existing school).
The jaundice joke made me bust out laughing 😂
Rank the new uniforms for this college football ( also thank you for posting cause im sick :\)
Kinda upset my alma mater, Austin Peay State University, wasn’t on here. The Gov (short for governor) is just a pissed off monopoly man.
huh.... I thought the boll weevil was a joke for that 99 cent ask us anything service here in the states
I still have no idea why the hell they have a tree for a mascot? The Hokie Bird would do what turkeys do in that tree... actually glad Tech probably won't see Stanford for awhile.
Husker Fan here - I was just in the shower when I heard the take on Brutus Buckeye. As I was laughing, I was like, "I wonder if Lil' Red makes this list?" Five Points, you never let me down, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a New Hampshirite, you pretty much nailed all there is to do here.
God I want to leave this state soon
No one will miss you.
Big Red looks like Elmo with down syndome
Scottsdale Community College fighting artichokes
The Sand Gnats. What about the Rubber Ducks?
Big red is Grimace’s lost brother
I’m personally a WKU fan, and Big Red was in ducted to the Mascot Hall of Fame in 2007, he can fit a bunch of basketballs in his mouth, jiggle his stomach as much as he wants, and hit the woah like a legend. There’s no way that he’s the worst mascot in College Football. It should’ve been Scrotie because a scrotum for a mascot is plain weird
As an Iowa fan I approve of this video going after Lil' Red and Brutus Buckeye.
Brutus is sick you slanderous piece of shit.
FYI, "Geoducks" is properly pronounced "Gooeyducks".
12:49 best part 😂😂😂
You never fail to crack me up
My man
It's all fun and games until he goes over your team
Me, an OSU fan: *takes off white glove..* I said *GOOD DAY* sir!
Now the Purdue mascot look like woody when Andy is around
Otto the Orange: I wanna be friends with the best Duck
Oregon Duck: Imma end this whole mans career
I'm surprised Chico State didn't claim a keg as their mascot first.
9:46 "HIGH RANKING OFFICIAL IN THE DORK ARMY" IM CRYING
Oh come on Cayenne is cool. Also The Tree is technically the *band’s* (unofficial!) mascot and is in fact meant to be a joke. The team itself doesn’t have an official mascot, all fans just kinda embraced The Tree.
When you said The Villages Florida I died😅 Do you live in Florida too or has it’s reputation made it out of The state?
I worked for a lab and routinely they came up as the best market for std testing
You should do one on the most redundant mascots of all time. The Tiger, and The Bulldog.....
What about the camel from Campbell University???!!!
Ah, my UAM Weevils. A truly strange mascot
I don’t wanna get manscraped, I’m buying one *now*