Beating Skyrim™ by doing nothing
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 มิ.ย. 2024
- This is the ultimate test. Beating Skyrim by doing nothing. If Todd Howard is the creator, and if Skyrim is the creation, that would make Todd the Deity of Skyrim. Todd the Godd. How do we beat this by doing nothing? Such a grand and intoxicating innocence. He's a god. How can you kill a god?
This idea came to me on a whim one day while using the toilet, around about the time I was making my Elden Ring video. However while putting this all together I was inspired to push on by the works of people such as @Joov & @Salmagros , and many moments are even inspired by @Bacon_. What a legend. I have watched the entirety of Bacon_'s videos. That's absurd. There's hundreds of videos. And I think I even watched them all in one sitting. I know I am not the only one though, I join many others who go there to watch the ongoing hoshtilities, like the resht of the great woyyers.
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Helgen 00:00
Team of useless villagers 02:10
Nazeem, dragonborn (and small child) 05:16
Lydia, dragonborn (and Whiterun Guards) 07:40
The last remaining follower 10:55
Thalmor Embassy & Esbern 14:01
Karthspire & cave writings 16:15
The elder and the Elder Scroll 18:00
Dragonrend 20:53
Pursuing Alduin 21:52
Incredibly virile 23:33
DARE TO DREAM 25:00
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“Observe, as Nazeem goes to the cloud district” i can’t stop laughing
Most I laughed from a TH-cam video in a long time lol I'm still laughing
It literally made me laugh out loud and wake up my cat it was hilarious
same here, this is the funniest thing I have heard in a while !!
Between that and throwing Lydia into battle like a pokemon. Had me roaring
Laughed so much i checked the comments to see if anyone else did.
The "in typical skyrim fashion, with no rhyme or reason, it just unfucks itself" got me 💀
Waiting is truly the skyrim version of turning it off and on again.
The bug is that the tutorial npc was in mortal kombat and waiting caused him to warp.
I was playing Skyrim yesterday and experienced that glitch. I waited for several in-game hours, went in and out of the cave, and even reloaded a previous save.
I just decided to move on from the cave and the quest suddenly completed. It was weird.
@@engelostermann7203 Little late, but the reason it unfucked itself in your case was because there's a trigger in a circle outside the cave that completes the quest when you cross it.
The return of Lydia when all seemed lost is something not even the best writers could create truly amazing
Lydia I choose you
truly stupendous
I thought that would be my favourite moment, until I saw that "good job" brat get telekinesified.
Truly the perfect wife!
@@jarrod752 who else would help with the boethias calling quest? Truly the only option
Never have I seen before such perfect character creation. This mans face softly tells "I don't do anything, ever". It is captivating.
The man's poise and stoicity amidst of all these violent people is inspiring.
"I tried to pickpocket him aswell, but instead of sticking my fingers into his pocket they accidentally slip into his ass" This one line had me uncontrollably laughing
It was Faendal dying twice that got me.
Haha yea, this!
So you molested Lucan valerius I think he enjoyed it
I was so glad this comment wasn't a spoiler haha
So technically he did 2 things.
By doing nothing? So a Greybeard playthrough
Ooof. I mean he looks like a greybeard and is about as useful as them.
Bet they don't know telekinesis though!
Should have tried recruiting the Greybeards to see what they could do in a fight.
@@DieLuftwaffel I'm giggling at this idea tbh
Greybeard lol. A whole playthrough with only screaming hahaha
@@DieLuftwaffel so with the ordinator perk overhaul there is an illusion perk at max called dream thrall and you can actually use this to make a grey beard into a permanent essential follower, they punch everything and shout basically infinitely, freezing, burning, knocking over everything constantly, it's pretty great actually.
all of his “doing nothing” was him building up energy for that singular punch. truly the best sidekick for lydia
23:07 I love how the guard doesn't even react to getting rushed by the dragon. Bro just looks up and accepts his fate.
Nazeem has kissed the bliss of the cloud district. He has ascended. Truly wonderful
Our lord Nazeem. Herald of the clouds.
Lol kissed the balls of the cloud district.
I was a wolf man and i got the vampire companion , but also aella the huntress . I couldnt decide... I was in a werewolf, vampire love triangle. Skyrim had generated that corny movie "Twilight"
@@MP-vf8qz Lol you read that too??
@@MP-vf8qz that’s how I read it too lmao
He is now one punch man. The elderly dragonborn that had such a strong punch it killed the world eater dragon in one hit.
Skyrim seems normal. Lydia does all the work while I sit there and watch. Perfection.
"Todd programmed him incorrectly as a joke." I got that Kung Pow reference haha
Okay the part where you threw Lydia into battle with telekinesis definitely got me because that's something that we actually need in TES VI
We need it in every elder scrolls game
I just need that in real life. That way I could help people who can't figure out how to cross the street. Thats all I'd use that power for.
There is actually a way to do that in vanilla skyrim. By using the vampire lord version of telekinesis while transforming back somehow.
th-cam.com/video/_6Jz48zlhLw/w-d-xo.html
You can do this in Skyrim to a limited extent.
Become a Vampire Lord and have the Vampiric Grip power. You can now ragdoll most enemies and shoot them across short distances. My favorite trick is summoning Daedra and launching them over castle walls afterwards.
Liking for Hilde shedding her pitiful mortal coil and ascending into a mighty ghost warrior spirit.
Hilde is absolutely cursed. 😂
@@therealbestguest Utterly cursed as fuck. Also keep up the good work, your sense of humor reminds me of SpiffingBrit, and it's fun.
"I stand there extremely."
Im crying, man.
I've watched many great skyrim videos in the last 11 years. This one though... not sure if anything will top it. Truly a masterpiece. Well done my good sir.
The Todd was wise to include a golden miniskirt in his masterpiece. All hail the Todd.
Todd the Godd knows what's up.
sadly Todd forgot the golden and black leather skirts. they were others actions to turn bandits into male sluts.
A busty Lydia in the former General Tullius' armor has no equal, except for pale skinny Underworld Serana in her skimpy Forsworn witch costume. It feels like the chest will rip and turn Lydia into a sexier Wonder Woman
I love that golden armor and - like many I presume - I super enchanted it and gave it to Lydia, whose classic mesomorph body form does it proud.
Fun fact. The dreamer also known as God Head is actuall Todd Head.
The telekinesis spell had my laughing so hard.
Genuinely one of the best skyrim videos i’ve ever seen! I laughed throughout the whole thing like a complete idiot… thanks man, i really needed it :))
Underrated channel!
oh, i heard somewhere that IF your character is a High Elf, you can put on some Thalmor Robes or Thalmor armor and they won't realize you don't belong there!
A party of immortal children is suddenly an idea 😂
That would make a interesting video
just visit my basement
You nailed the character creation 👏
Was is Racemenu as it looked so well made those sliders though!
Right. It's so _grandpa had a stroke_ it's perfect!
This might be the single greatest Skyrim video of all time. Haven't laughed this much in months. Well done dude!
i am begging you to make more Skyrim videos. your commentary is by far the funniest ive literally ever seen
Laughed a lot watching this. Had to pause now and then to breathe. Funny stuff, great vid.
Ditto!
Ditttooo
There were a lot of funny moments but once he started using telekinesis to launch everyone around i laughed harder than i have at a YT video in literal years
The "observe, nazeem goes to the cloud district" got me. More vids like this 👌
"you have come, you have come-"
"Indeed, i have COME"
I just found this absolute gem of a video! The concept, the character you created, your tone of voice... It was perfect! 😘👌
Thank you for making my day so much better! 😄
This video was outstanding. How do you not have more subscribers?
He has more subscribers on his other channel, The Spiffing Brit. 😆
@@jovalleau This is an Australian, m8
@@KamikazeCommie501 whoosh
@@Torencresent What is the Spiffing Brit an Australian too? I don't get it sorry
@@KamikazeCommie501 Really just that the presentation is very similar to that of The Spiffing Brit.
This video made me laugh more than any other Skyrim video on TH-cam. The commentary is hilarious and it is eerily similar to my current playthrough, entirely by accident. I accidentally made a setup in which my overpowered companions kill pretty much anything before I even get to it. I got a ring that increases smithing by 999,999%, and I improved my companion's gear to the millions. I walk into an area, and my murderous companions slaughter everything while I stand there... When I saw this video it hit home :)
Ah yes, the hide bracers with +1927320389% one handed damage. Godmode.
I haven't done much on my newest playthrough besides make myself God like and become a hybrid or in this game a dragonborn/human/werewolf/vampire lord. I have Serana and Lydia as followers. Well, technically Lydia is a follower and Serana is "following" (can't trade trade things with her or have her do something) but she is here since I stopped the soul carin mission to be a hybrid Anyways.... Yeah, those two kill everyone and I just pickshit up and watch them lol. This video was awesomely funny by the way 👍
"Lydia I choose you" hahahaha I haven't laughed this hard since your last video 😂 so good
Seriously, this is the best Skyrim adventure I've ever viewed on YT! Fookin' brilliant!!
This deserves way more views. Truly a masterpiece lol.
Everytime the, "I will do nothing" with the close up of that mug is priceless. U say u didn't expect this vid to do so well, well my friend, I have news.... Ur gifted in comedy and presentation, should see about a career where it can apply. Mad props man had me rolling 😂
This is the Skyrim content I didn’t know I’ve always wanted
15:51 that unexpected farengar impression made me laugh so damn hard
Thanks TH-cam for recommending me this masterpiece
Absolutely incredible commentary.
This might be the greatest Skyrim play through of all time
I've literally been playing skyrim for years and got back into it again.. this had me in tears of laughter.
Honestly, thank you so much for a brilliant video 🤣
Most hilarious Skyrim video I've seen in a while! Keep it up my man
15:23 Yanking Lydia around like that had me howling
This was incredibly funny and entertaining! It was way better than many comedy shows and stand ups I have watched! Thank you.
I was having a pretty rough week and this cheered me up immensely. Many thanks for your service.
As a modder I seen this too funny to witness
Like you're totally right
You actually didn't do anything 🤣🤣
4 minutes in and it turns out that doing nothing is fun, it's the principle on which I based my own life though...
Now if only doing nothing irl were somehow profitable. 🤔
That's called being a politician haha
or a cop
...this is actually my favourite TH-cam video. Ever. I wheeze laugh every time.
oh, i once had an important quest NPC, Frea, aggro on me.
BUT it was partly my own fault, for approaching her in Sneak mode.
this is some high tier content man crazy you have so few subs
Being an avid follower of the stoic philosophy, I highly approve of this play through.
I also like when Nazeem go WHOOOSH
"His pocket is a little tight, wonder why... "
Imagine this as a movie tho.
The old man who hasn't done anything comes in clutch to save the world
That's just King from One Punch Man
Max difficulty making followers OP is also in Oblivion. Summoning a nigh unbeatable clannfear is pretty much the only way to get through Oblivion on max difficulty because it's 36x stronger than you could ever be.
Do you really fight in Oblivion? I always used invisibility to pass through it, plus opening spell. No fighting.
@@dmitriy9053 Invisibility? Chameleon lets you interact while being invisible
@@hazeltree7738 That is too much, almost like God mode if you enchant 100% chameleon. If you use spell it costs too much mana and requires high level of skill, invisibility is enough for Oblivion gates.
You had me at recruited at Nazeem. S Tier content.
Why is this video and this channel so under appreciated? I just found it and it's become one of my favourites
This is the type of videos I want TH-cam to recommend me, thank you
The algorithm did me a solid with this video.
Nazeem dies everytime I start a new game as he disapears in the Cloud
This video gives off the same energy as UberDanger’s ‘Spore pacifist run’ and I fucking love it
Absolutely beautiful. 10/10 would watch again while doing nothing. This is the most inspiring playthrough of Skyrim i have ever seen. I would give you "Frantic applause" but then i would be doing something and i am inspired to do nothing.
I commend you for trying to do nothing, sir. And even though you had to to throw one punch you are still a geriatric hero of nothingness... In like manner i will press the like button, but do nothing else.
Here is to doing nothing!
that is so not fair... at the very end, when you were so close.. todd howard snatched it from you. :(
I saw this randomly on Steam, watched the entire video and you did not disappoint. This is peak cinema.
They way that i HOLLERED when you started throwing lydia around I couldnt breathe for a moment. THANK YOU for making this video.
Pleaaaase do more of thesse!! I absolutely love your skyrim videos and I've been re-watching the same ones over and over they're that good
LMFAO Nazeem in the clouds. Thank you for that if nothing else.
My latest build was Sneaky illusionist, it is the same, but instead of followers enemies just fight each other
I'm going to binge all your content over the next couple days, loving everything I've seen so far
This video is awesome. Your channel is criminally underrated
You know, you could have saved that Whiterun Guard from that dragon if you did something. You monster.
I hope this blows up, great job on the video!
One of the best play thrus I've seen 👏 great editing, massivly entertaining.
You completed the UK trifecta I was looking for when I found Micky D and then The Laughing Simon. You're part of my personal Bethesda Tribunal now.
Fantastic video! Mana Banana Co is my hero!
2:30 Baskets and kettles never sit on people’s heads without falling off whenever I try it on the vanilla game.
This is the best video I have ever seen. Laughed as never before.
Thank you man! Perfect video!
Subscribed in the first 10 seconds of watching this video, love this type of content and editing
I have never played skyrim, half of the time I don't even know what's going on. Still, I really liked the video, great work with the commentary and editing
Thank you! I think if you were to mute the whole video it just becomes like a glitch reel.
Its good to see you back :)
Amazing content my man, idk how you have only 3k subs
Plot twist, this was what Todd wanted all along.
You were merely a test subject to refine the game and make sure Skyrim could play Skyrim.
13:36 Shame skill enchantments doesn't work on followers due to known bug. It just works.
Perhaps the real enchantments were the Whiterun guards we met on the way.
Laughted so hard that even cryed..your comment on nazeem was epic..almost died from laughs:)
Seriously, those eyes give me Marty Feldman vibes and I love it.
Going into my “favorites” playlist, cause this was so solid not even protons could pass through its mass
"The Nothing is coming".
Currently been on the toilet for 22 minutes and 47 seconds. Might as well ride this out. Quality content
are you still on the toilet?
@@LoyalDeathEater He can't escape at this point
@@hazeltree7738 I was thinking that might happen
You are a poet, I binged and subbed
I already watched this more times than I've finished skyrim.
This is very entertaining I love the way you narate its very funny! Lydia does everything by being yeeted 🤣
This video was probably the funniest one I'd seen on Skyrim. I love this stoic, phlegmatic narrative
i once lost track of Lydia, so i went back to Whiterun, and found her back where i first met her.
bro this is the funniest shit i’ve seen in a long time. how do you not have more views?
I've always knew Lydia is the best! Now I want that armour though...
Your character looks so perfect
It's all good. No one saw you do damage who wasn't already dead. As far as best-waifu Lydia knows, you're still a useless layabout who makes everyone else do all the real work.
the commentary on this video is pure gold
I’m so glad I found this channel this early. I laughed so much. It’s gonna be a joy watching this channel grow.
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at a video as I do when I watch your videos. Happy to have found you!
Best vid i seen in a long time. I was cracking up from start to end
That was a great lazy through, didn't know the companions were actually useful
WTF am I seeing here? I laughed so hard! This is awsome! Just a thing, followers don't get bonus for enchantments that fortify skills, like the bracers you gave Lydia with fortify Two-handed. Unless you use a mod for it.
You're kidding me! I spent so many hours buffing up those armour pieces. I was so sure they made a difference.
Just goes to show you should always choose to do nothing instead of something.
@@therealbestguest LOL! Yes, always do nothing. XD