Mrs.Crocombe being shady, Iconic and making you feel poor Part 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ต.ค. 2024
- Ah, Finally had time to make this since I got fired. Edit: got a new job within a week, to the people who expressed concern thank you ❤️. Anyway, part 2 I hope it is to your liking. Remember that this is a compilation of videos that do not belong to me. Here's a link to the Creators Channel, English Heritage: / englishheritagefilm
![WE MET MRS CROCOMBE. || A Visit to Audley End House and Gardens [Vlog]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ofm-oztDo8g/mqdefault.jpg)
Gordon Ramsay: this food is delicious
Mrs. Crocombe: it's bad
Gordon Ramsay: yes chef. it's bad
Gold 😂
Lmao 😂
Can you imagine Gordon Ramsay and Mrs. Crocombe in a culinary battle? It would be an utter bloodbath. He would yell swears at her, and Mrs. Crocombe would look at him over the rim of her glasses, say "You are dismissed from this kitchen, young lady," and he would burst into flames and vaporize. Mrs. Crocombe would absolutely terminate him, in every sense of the word.
"Always buy the best chocolate you can afford, then you're guaranteed quality"
mrs most of us can't even afford to make your peasant soup
So true
lol yep
Lmfao peasant soup
"A pinch of chayenne pepper. Quite a big pinch." (proceeds to empty the entire bowl)
has the same energy as
"Two shots of Vodka!"
So does “a drizzle of butter” in the mac and cheese episode.
Let's not forget the salt on the eye of the turbot (?)
“Just a hint of...LUST
@@Bane_Amesta omg i laughed my ass off remembering the poor turbot!
@@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah “A pinch of PASSION”
"And let gravity do the rest"
Mrs. Crocombe making gravity *HER* servant.
Iconic.
In mother russia, you control gravity
For preparing this dish you will need "Armans, Cayern peppern and S O R C E".
I understood that reference
"TURBOT!"
It's "cayern peppern!"
Cayern peppern lol
Almost wet me knickers!
"I shall just add some feet."
Ahh yes, a very normal sentence that is not horrifying out of context
I mean....it’s not NOT horrifying IN context. XD
@@CristianAlbee true! That's very true
when you're an internet artist and he tipped you extra last time
"just because one is poor doesn't mean that food should be bad. i like to season mine very well" with a bit of arsenic. it will lift their spirits....hopefully to a better place ;-) here at the house we call it "coming to an oddly end". it does keep the gardener busy but he knows better than to complain.
XD NOOO I CANT
"One time, the gardener complained. To teach him a lesson, I took his shovel and shoved it up his Audley End."
Thing is, i can imagine her saying this when i read it
We are the poor ones, she was making the soup for us
Oh god I wasn't expecting this and now I'm just... this was really unexpected XD I'm done.
"I've even heard people call it 'Dead Man's Leg'."
*Proceeds to give a deadly stare that dares people to call it 'Dead Man's Leg' in her presence.*
By far my favourite part of the video.
The part about Mr Barker's sons "of which he has many" destroyed me
I really wanted to add a subtitle saying "weak pullout game" but also wanted to keep it clean 🤭
@@RamdomRando Hahahah! I wouldn't have been able to resist, but I can see your reasoning. That sort of vulgarity would not be on-brand!
Implying she's the towns bicycle ?
*1:15** "Just because one is poor, doesn't mean that food should be bad". Mrs Crocombe.* 👏❤️✨
Preach, Queen, preach
Poor food really do slapping though. They use what they have access to and it hits different
*Public School Lunches:* Eh, it’s technically categorized as “Edible”
Well she ain't wrong. 😁
@@Ravenovia do you mean 'not so bad it can be classified as a biohazard' by any chance?
The way she gives such a heavy emphasis on *"c h e a p"* followed by deathly glares that stare into my soul...she's magnificent...
Same
Apparently I'm the only one who thinks that her stares are so sweet and kind... (No, I'm not Medusa).
Mrs. Crocombe being the true lady of Audley End for 8 minutes straight
Ugh Lady Braybrooke could never.🙄
Mrs. Crocombe: “Well, I’ll think about it...”
Translation: No. 😏
Translation:,Hell naw, ain't no perfect person like me got time fo dat.
Mrs. Crocomb's shade could fill an entire season of RuPaul's Drag Race. She should audition.
she would sweep everyone’s edges along with the competition
Let's manifest someone doing Mrs. Crocombe for Snatch Game.
Have you seen the drag parody of Mrs. Crocombe? It had me rolling!
Yaaaaaas henny
The library is always open with Mrs. Crocombe
Mrs Crocombe: Just because one is poor, doesn't mean that food should be bad
Also Mrs. Crocombe: Rhubarb soup for the servants' hall.
[Mrs Crocombe trying the American Parcel's maize pudding]: "Mh, it's not quite as nice as I'd imagine... Oh well, good enough for the servants' hall!"
My American self: $4.50 frozen dinner cooked in microwave
... because lunch wasn't disgusting enough.
“Ah, you caught me having five minutes.”
-me when someone shows up at work and i’ve been chilling for an hour.😂
"you've caught me having 5 minutes"
👁️👄👁️
Shirker!!!
She sounds like: "Im having a break and you're wasting my time".
😭😭 Im sorry Mrs.Crocombe
She reeeally wants us to know that the kitchen maids have access to the copper pots (and they could potentially make a deadly mistake.) I think the Braybrookes better start giving her access to the *”Good Indian Tea.”* 😳😆
i see u everywhere 😂
@@alkatraz706 we must have a lot of the same tastes in YT content I guess! 😉👍
that username 😭🙏
*serves soup full of improperly canned vegetables in untinned copper pot*
@@SirFaceFone thanks! 😁💗👍
You seriously could have added this character to Downton Abby and she would have fit right in.
She would have been more charismatic then 90% of the characters!
Good one!
She would have given the Crawley's a run for their money 😂
Mrs. Crocombe: "Just a pinch of cayenne pepper." *pours all of it*
Gordon Ramsay: Where's the lamb SAUCE?!
Mrs. Crocombe: The lamb sauce will be finished in due time, Gordon. Now go scrape the scum off the soup while I get everything for the pudding.
Gordon Ramsay: ...yes, chef.
Gordon Ramsay: * puts slices of bread of Mary Anne's ear * WHAT ARE YOU?!
Mrs. Crocombe: Gordon, that is not appropriate behavior, and it is also a waste of the bread I have prepared for Lord and Lady Braybrooke's lunch.
Gordon Ramsay: Yes chef, sorry chef.
Mrs. Crocombe: After speaking with Lord Braybrooke, Gordon has been sacked due to his temper and the chaos he caused in the kitchen. We like things nice and peaceful around here, so his attitude wasn't very much welcome.
2:16
THE SHADE, THE SHADE OF IT ALL!
*stares pointedly* "You'll need to use your judgement."
Must be about the politest way to say "don't be an idiot". And meaning it.
“You can buy them in tins………they won’t be as good”
BREAKING NEWS:
Production of **tinned** fruit drops to 0%
@@henrikhyrup3995 it goes to negative percent. Tinned fruit is gathered and burned en masse…..
🤣🤣🤣
Lol she's savage af. I always wondered why they take this interpretation of her. She's straight forward like Mrs. Patmore from Downton Abbey.
She's based on the journal entries from the real Mrs. Crocombe. Apparently, she was quite sassy.
@@JodiesSideEye - and that’s why everyone in the manor loves her!
Novympia's parody is spot on with those snide remarks from Mrs Crocombe.
**TURBOT!!!**
And SORCE
... I have heard of people using ordinary oven dishes, and I just about died of embarrassment.
"-which is very kind of her as she's being hanged today."
I even heard people call it Dead Man's Leg..
*visible disappointment*
Translation: "If you as much as THINK about saying that, I will rain hell down on you!"
@@henrikhyrup3995 🤣🤣
Lord and Lady Braybrooke are *_so lucky_* to have Mrs. Crocombe as their cook, and we’re *_so lucky_* to have English Heritage to relive her character! It’s a win-win!
Novympia parody: Lady Braybrooke has a case of Athlete's Foot. Be sure not to tell anyone.
I need to get my personal Mrs. Crocombe for summer. She throws so much shade I won't need sunblock anymore.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I actually made her chocolate pudding, and then had it sliced and cold, and I 100% agree with this queen. It's really good!
Proud to be a crocomber...
...but still feeling p o o r
It is, after all, part of the crocomber experience 😌
Mrs. Crocombe: Ah hello... (ZOOM CAMERA)
Y O U ' V E C A U G H T M E
H A V I N G 5 M I N U T E S
😂😂😂😂
The fistful of salt deposited on the turbot's face in shady rebellion against the Braybrookes disrespecting her still wasn't included, but this video is great!
Confound it! I appologize, I find myself in the need to enter a workhouse at the moment (too poor to afford food for good memory)
@@RamdomRando
I shall find it in my heart to forgive you somehow.
The introduction to the Spotted Dick is always so perfect, I can't believe it wasn't written on purpose :'')
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
They definitely did it on purpose, the camera cuts rights after she says dick, there’s no way they filmed that in one take 😏😂
I wonder how the real Mrs. Crocumbe would have felt if she had known that one day she'd not only be the most well known and famous servant in Audley End, but even more famous than the Braybrookes.
Yes! Mrs. Crocombe's reaction to "Dead Man's Leg" has always been my favorite.
I love it when says "for the servants". XD
"Well, I'll think about it." because she doesn't need to say "Bitch I said I'm too busy but you won't shut up."
2:12
That's just shade on a completely different level.
Am I the only one who thinks it's hard to imagine Mrs. Crocombe as a normal person who owns things like a phone and a car? lol
Finally, a part 2! I love her subtle roasts. They go well with her oven roasts.
4:58 that look is basically "watch out what you're saying i'm making the food you eat"
The "good enough for the poor" subtitle killed me X_D
God that stare down at the peasants and their "dead man's leg" is enough to set something on fire
Thank you for starting my Saturday with a laugh!! The part about the pigeon feet killed me!
Thank you for part two! And including the “dead man’s leg”. That look is iconic! But the pigeon feet pie….shudder
ahh yes more shade for us poor people from the queen herself
1:48 "Good enough for the poor" XD
2:12 “I've even heard people call it "Dead Man's Leg".” the way she looks at the camera tho lmao
Everyone asked about the part 3
but no one asked if the uploader had a new job yet since he/she got fired.
feels bad man...
Aww thank you for your concern, I found a more high paying job uwu
I'm Going to make soup for the poor (me) tomorrow 😁
@@RamdomRando Awesome!
@@RamdomRando Congratulations! Make sure to season it well :)
You should also make about Mrs Warwick, she also has throw an eclipse to us peasants
th-cam.com/video/d9pGzbtp5bI/w-d-xo.html
😁
3:32
How does this woman make looking at a camera into shade? She's a real treasure.
"You will need to use your judgement"
Translation: "Of which you have *N O N E"*
I am beyond over the moon... This was just as wonderful as the last!! Your quite good at this, I just learned to comment my granddaughter taught me... Lol!! That's her picture... Thanks Denese dear.... Still laughing!! ✌🏼💗😊❣️
I love her. She always makes me laugh. 😂❤️
The snarky little footnotes had me in tears!
The Christmas card part got me 🤣🤣🤣
I've never seen so much shade with so much class
"If you haven't got your own ice maker..."
= "You're a peasant!"
I like to season my soup very well
*grabs salt and pepper*
Me crying 😂😂😂😂
Dude she seemed a little too fascinated by that detail about cooper pots 😰🤣😬😝
That look she gives after referencing “dead man’s leg.”🤣
I like my soup very well seasoned: salt, pepper, and just a hint of mint. Quite exotic, for feeding a whole household of servants, innit?
Yass,the Queen of shade has return.
Hope you find something new soon employment-wise, sorry to hear about you getting the sack but hey ho, their loss eh? And this video is amazing BTW thank you for making it
Lovely editing, even though ’ve seen every episode (multiple times), this was a lot of fun.
Nice we got blessed with part two with improved quality
Thank you for appreciating that, i took 3 days 😂
@@RamdomRando it definitely made a difference gj :D
@@xxamightystormxx I might remake the first one, that one I made for fun thinking no one would see it precisely because of the bad quality and the lack of Fandom (unbeknownst to me at the time)
@@RamdomRando well when you do remake it I'll watch it again :D
I have watched all her videos several times and I never get tired of the shade, the classiest shade ever cast across unworthy peasantry.
1:53 You've caught having FIVE minutes AHSHASHASH I LOVE MRS CROCOMBE
You deserve an oscar, I'm laughing so hard!!!
Mrs. Crocombe as Gorden Ramsay: Where's the lamb sorce?
Sorry to hear you got fired from work, but thank you so much for making this video!
I quit :D
“If you don’t work in a grande house as this” ..basically use a bucket during the winter time then lmfaoo
The slow zoom when she says ‘You’ve caught me having five minutes’ sent me
All I can think of is Ina Garten saying "store-bought is fine"
* eat celery for the Poors' Soup *
This is very exciting to watch, I like how the cooking is done with such care, I to like to cook, so I am a fan of the show. Thank You!!! ❤
"There we are. Soup for the poor !"
OMG! 😅 The pigeon pie bit! What I thought vs what she did. LMAO 😂
-good enough for the poor
She was really a woman of her time. 😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😢
I’m a writer and I think I’m going to make a character based on her
I love that look she gives, over her glasses when she disapproves of something..
I enter the great country of Arstotzka for this.
ARSTOTZKA GREATEST COUNTRY GLORY!!
“Making more money than them!” 😂😂
"a pinch of cayerrne pepper" *pours the whole bowl in*
I hope there will be a part 3 eventually.
Mrs. Crocombe serving up classy shade at its best.
She should've been the main character in Downtown Abbey.
5:18 crocombe watches food wishes confirmed
what a dramatic way to finish the video
3:08 she treats gravity like Sylvia and Mary-Anne xD
That unnecessary subtitle: "Like a peasant" 😂😂😂
I was watching Sims 4 Mrs Crumplebottom videos
Idk how I got here but I’m happy
I need a part 3 😩😭
SHE IS SOO ICONIC LMAOOOOO
1:47 People shopping for canned food drives.
😂😂😂
Thanks for this video! Hope the next part won't take more than one year to be released. :)
Well I'll think about it 😊
@@RamdomRando Thank you! 🤗
She is an icon
Yup. 😍
7:53 Thanks for the information! :P
The Eve Pudding video that just posted is all shade and making you feel poor 😆
Yesssss the pigeon feet