Today a man came into my store, bought 750 bucks worth of groceries, dumped them on the ground outside, and started devouring juice concentrate from the bottle. Just another average day in Finland
Kryptnyt then he got very drunk stumbled into his truck drove over all the groceries and ran over a man in front of a church. Just another day in Finland.
@@lucycubed84 Then he began work in emergency rescue and spent over a week building failed boats while fisherman were stranded and drowning before finally reaching the last survivor. Then he threw them into the sea, and tried to make a plane, with no idea of how planes work.
Imagine the shopowner's perspective. like a nervous guy walks into his store, buys a ton of sugar, yeast, brake fluid, coolant and juice, then after he pays for it he goes outside, dumps it on the ground and then gets into his massive truck which he left idling, gets shitfaced and drives off.
man, I just want to say that more than any other video series on your channel, these videos are Peak Jon, and I love them dearly, and also please never stop making them
This outcome is probably for the better. For all we know, you were about to drunkenly empty a truck full of septic waste into a complete stranger's drinking water well.
Day 2 in the Finnish Wasteland: in his search for Finnish sausage Jon has resorted to punching the locals and hallucinating about buildings. He has also gone around asking if people 'want their sewage sucked' - we increasingly suspect that Jon has drunk too much tea and gone into a coma.
I love the surreal hilarity of some hammered drunk guy crawling around in the road drinking gallons of juice concentrate and just pouring sugar into his mouth, all in the shade of a sewage truck.
Many A True Nerd the truck and tractor have high and low range gears. The low range gears are for when you are toeing something because you have more torque and the high range gears are for when you for higher speeds. You can see if you are in high or low in the bottom right corner. Someone might be able to tell you what key it is because I'm not sure
The truck has 6 low-range gears - these are comparable to 1st and 2nd gear in a road car. The high-range gears are vaguely analogous to 3rd, 4th, and 5th. I believe 'R' is the default binding to switch between low and high range gears.
I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed this much. The adventures of a guy trying to survive the Finnish wasteland where no one talks to you and the only way out is to build a car from scratch. And suck people's sewage for money.
Just a tip to overcome the darkness, there is a torch either on the workbench in the garage or somewhere in the house. Most likely the garage. Its yellow, that might help. Might want to take it with you next time.
That is the best drunk effect I have ever seen in a game... This game is so weird. It knows how a car fits together, it doesn't know how maps and buying food works, it knows how being drunk works and...just....what. GOTY 2016 for sure.
Also, you keep opening up the hotkey's and if you look through all the hotkeys you would see that "Run" is set to "None" assign a hot-key to run if you want to run. before you start the game when the unity window pops up hit the other tab for the control bindings
before you start the game when the unity window pops up hit the other tab for the control bindings (the only way I found out was thanks to this: steamcommunity.com/app/516750/discussions/2/312265256995364818/
As someone who had knowledge of the basics of this game, this only makes the series much more enjoyable. I mean, Jon was the one that showed it to me anyway. Now I watch him suffer and mock Finland while I laugh.
"Autokorjaamo" means "car repair shop". You can repair your car there if you get into a crash. And I think the car you are building might be a bit broken to begin with, and that's why the bootlid didn't stay in it's place. But do try and finish it before you try to get it there.
You managed to miss the cold storage unit in the shop where all the sausages were with all the pizzas. Also the yeast, sugar and juice concentrate are for making your own booze, which is not in the game yet I think.
God i hope he does a series with this until he gets it. Jon youve come a long way from episode one. We are all very proud of the drunken stench covered sewage sucker. Your love of brutally harsh games like this is wonderful. Pleeaasseeee continue with this.
hey Jon! U gotta press R to switch from low to high gear when driving the truck. You'll go much faster. And in the store, u have to buy the sausages in freezer beside the clerk. I wished I could give you all the tips I know, but would flood this wall with posts! Keep playing it, it's funny to see you struggle! ;)
Less than 8 minutes in and [Spoiler] Jon already assaulted and robbed a man. I had horrible memories of the Brit-ant that still haunt me at night... EDIT: Less than 12 minutes in and he already almost stole a car, but the fact that it couldn't suck sh*t out of a tube stopped him to do so... EDIT 2: Less than 17 minutes in and he already contaminated the lands of Finland with empty bottles and urinated a car for no reason beyond the music it was playing... EDIT 3: Less than 19 minutes in and he already is drunk driving a truck dangerously close to a petrol station... EDIT 4: Less than 23 minutes in and he already tried to run over a guy with a sewage truck... Jon, don't ever ever change
Jon even if you had pumped the sewage how do you feel the person would feel seeing a drunk man covered in filth pumping sewage... Well actually it comes with the job
Hullo Mr True Nerd. You CAN run, after a fashion, is faster then walking, also you can ZOOM, so when you are putting bolts in or want to see where a bolt is you can ZOOM in, they are not set by default. @4:15 to 4:20 ish you can see your Control menu, and they are not assigned. hope that assists you in surviving the Finnish Summer, after watching your Last episode, i booted up my copy, got my engine built. but totally forgot to eat or drink or sleep. died with a wrench in my hand. 10/10 will build again ;) thanx for the inspiration to play something not on my usual menu.
Today a man came into my store, bought 750 bucks worth of groceries, dumped them on the ground outside, and started devouring juice concentrate from the bottle. Just another average day in Finland
Kryptnyt then he got very drunk stumbled into his truck drove over all the groceries and ran over a man in front of a church. Just another day in Finland.
@@lucycubed84 Then he began work in emergency rescue and spent over a week building failed boats while fisherman were stranded and drowning before finally reaching the last survivor. Then he threw them into the sea, and tried to make a plane, with no idea of how planes work.
This needs to be a whole series. A full length one. I'd watch it.
Capital of finland...I am in tears. Please go on accurately describing the finnish human condition. Godspeed!
Goes to shop for food and mosquito repellent, buys everything except for food and mosquito repellent.
Can we just talk about how Jon's first instinct, when he's lost, is to find a drunk person and punch them
I read this and laughed so hard I spilled my drink
Watch out Teddy Boragina! Too much drinking and Jon may find you XD
I hate to see what would happen if he got a little tipsy in a bar and needed to find the restroom...
Still an improvement on running directionless into the night while uncontrollably urinating.
Too many of my "let's pop to the pub for a quiet beer" evenings have ended like that... 😂
"I think I've bought literally everything in this store"
*misses all the food*
Imagine the shopowner's perspective. like a nervous guy walks into his store, buys a ton of sugar, yeast, brake fluid, coolant and juice, then after he pays for it he goes outside, dumps it on the ground and then gets into his massive truck which he left idling, gets shitfaced and drives off.
man, I just want to say that more than any other video series on your channel, these videos are Peak Jon, and I love them dearly, and also please never stop making them
this absolutely needs to be a series. of all of the hundreds of your videos I've seen, this car getting built is more important to me than all others.
I died when he missed the sausages right by the register!
"I'm tempted by that car but I'm moderately confident it can't suck sewage" Jon, 2016
"I'd accept payment in Sausages quite frankly" Jon, 2016
How did Jon miss the milk, and the sausage, and the pizza, and the macaroons, and the mosquito spray, and the fan belt for his car? O_o
"I've got to suck the sewage and I'd accept payment is sausages, quite frankly."
That's some niche porn you watch!
4:27 Jon I know perception is your dump stat but there is clearly a "run" key and it's set to "empty".
I always thought Charm was the dump stat, which is why he sucker punched one guy and urinated on another car because he didn't like the music.
any guess what he uses all those skill points on
Luck.
Please, do more of this. I need it.
Yeah me to I suffer freaking withdrawals between episodes
Yes, please! More of this!
Yes please I need this in my life
This outcome is probably for the better. For all we know, you were about to drunkenly empty a truck full of septic waste into a complete stranger's drinking water well.
Day 2 in the Finnish Wasteland: in his search for Finnish sausage Jon has resorted to punching the locals and hallucinating about buildings. He has also gone around asking if people 'want their sewage sucked' - we increasingly suspect that Jon has drunk too much tea and gone into a coma.
As a fin I find this video very entertaining. Especially the parts where Jon tries to pronounce finnish words.
yeah, tough claires pronounciation was much better
Can we please get a regular series of this? Thoroughly enjoyed these two videos Jon, many thanks.
YES, i need more of this
I love the surreal hilarity of some hammered drunk guy crawling around in the road drinking gallons of juice concentrate and just pouring sugar into his mouth, all in the shade of a sewage truck.
I hope he discovers the high range gears at some point
... What's a high range gear...?
Many A True Nerd the truck and tractor have high and low range gears. The low range gears are for when you are toeing something because you have more torque and the high range gears are for when you for higher speeds. You can see if you are in high or low in the bottom right corner. Someone might be able to tell you what key it is because I'm not sure
Oh and you're my favourite Nerdcubed fan channel.
The truck has 6 low-range gears - these are comparable to 1st and 2nd gear in a road car.
The high-range gears are vaguely analogous to 3rd, 4th, and 5th. I believe 'R' is the default binding to switch between low and high range gears.
jazzman23uk You're a life saver, the low range gears have been murdering my fuel usage and I've been wondering how to get moving faster.
I honestly can't remember the last time I laughed this much. The adventures of a guy trying to survive the Finnish wasteland where no one talks to you and the only way out is to build a car from scratch. And suck people's sewage for money.
I wonder if the sewage truck has reverse lights Jon could have used to find the hose
... Damnit...
Intentionally or not, he tried using the lights. At 26:26 it is in reverse and they are on.
You'll probably end up running yourself over.
@@ManyATrueNerd You know there's a flashlight in the garage right?
As a Finnish fan of yours. I freaking love this series :D You're always so confused :D
Just a tip to overcome the darkness, there is a torch either on the workbench in the garage or somewhere in the house. Most likely the garage. Its yellow, that might help. Might want to take it with you next time.
at the shop you can buy sausage and other meats in the glass case next to the cash register
I have not played the game myself but I am pretty sure the yeast and sugar are for brewing your own booze called "Pontikka".
That is the best drunk effect I have ever seen in a game...
This game is so weird. It knows how a car fits together, it doesn't know how maps and buying food works, it knows how being drunk works and...just....what.
GOTY 2016 for sure.
Love this series and I hope the car gets.. Finnish-ed.
Ba-Dumm Tss!
Also, you keep opening up the hotkey's and if you look through all the hotkeys you would see that "Run" is set to "None" assign a hot-key to run if you want to run.
before you start the game when the unity window pops up hit the other tab for the control bindings
YOU CAN DO THAT? I THOUGHT THAT MEANT IT COULDN'T BE DONE. WHAT.
really???
before you start the game when the unity window pops up hit the other tab for the control bindings (the only way I found out was thanks to this: steamcommunity.com/app/516750/discussions/2/312265256995364818/
As someone who had knowledge of the basics of this game, this only makes the series much more enjoyable. I mean, Jon was the one that showed it to me anyway. Now I watch him suffer and mock Finland while I laugh.
You need to do MORE OF THIS!!
These have been the most painful, yet the most entertaining gameplay episodes of this game I've seen so far.
You NEED to continue this series, Jon.
I just love this game i wish he'd play it more
"Autokorjaamo" means "car repair shop". You can repair your car there if you get into a crash. And I think the car you are building might be a bit broken to begin with, and that's why the bootlid didn't stay in it's place. But do try and finish it before you try to get it there.
I'm laughing so hard at the part where he drops the shopping everywhere, this game is hysterical :')
I feel like My Summer Car would make prime MATN livestream material. Just the chat flooding Jon with unhelpful comments, haha.
You managed to miss the cold storage unit in the shop where all the sausages were with all the pizzas.
Also the yeast, sugar and juice concentrate are for making your own booze, which is not in the game yet I think.
God i hope he does a series with this until he gets it. Jon youve come a long way from episode one. We are all very proud of the drunken stench covered sewage sucker. Your love of brutally harsh games like this is wonderful. Pleeaasseeee continue with this.
i cant belive he couldbnot see the food in the shop
hey Jon!
U gotta press R to switch from low to high gear when driving the truck.
You'll go much faster.
And in the store, u have to buy the sausages in freezer beside the clerk.
I wished I could give you all the tips I know, but would flood this wall with posts!
Keep playing it, it's funny to see you struggle! ;)
Please do more of this, your hopeful persistence is great to watch!
In case you still haven't figured it out you need to put the crankshaft in THEN the main bearings THEN the pistons.
I've never herd someone so exited about finding sewage.
I love how he parked on top of a septic tank cap while searching for the septic tank he was meant to pump
You can't leave it like this!
I think I could watch you play this forever Jon xD
me too!
As a finnish person, i was laughing my ass off
Please please do more of this game, I love watching you play!
Come on Jon! You missed the sausages in the store!!
That shop also had sausages, you missed them
Less than 8 minutes in and [Spoiler] Jon already assaulted and robbed a man. I had horrible memories of the Brit-ant that still haunt me at night...
EDIT: Less than 12 minutes in and he already almost stole a car, but the fact that it couldn't suck sh*t out of a tube stopped him to do so...
EDIT 2: Less than 17 minutes in and he already contaminated the lands of Finland with empty bottles and urinated a car for no reason beyond the music it was playing...
EDIT 3: Less than 19 minutes in and he already is drunk driving a truck dangerously close to a petrol station...
EDIT 4: Less than 23 minutes in and he already tried to run over a guy with a sewage truck...
Jon, don't ever ever change
Possibly the best MATN series of the year!
I prefer strategy games, but this is definetly one of the greatest series of all internet
Not to dismiss the strategy series, which I tuned in to regularly. This was just something wonderful.
I think the sugar and yeast are meant for making kilju, which is a homebrewed strong booze.
THE SAUSAGES IN THE SHOP
Komiat ensin = (the) handsome first.
Jos ei tee töitä ei tuu virheitä = If you don't work, you can't make mistakes.
Lihakeitto = Meat soup.
and the other?
Kitty the other shirt text
Eeme A also she actually write the other shirt too and I didn't press the read more button -.-"
TomPladgett must not forget Ei saa peittää
Erik Hellström yepp...whats that again? i forgot
I've gotten some very badly needed laughs off all the videos you've made of this game. A full series would be glorious
U should keep making these videos pretty entertaining
Jon even if you had pumped the sewage how do you feel the person would feel seeing a drunk man covered in filth pumping sewage... Well actually it comes with the job
you are one of my favorite youtubers.
This was pretty amazing - Hope you do more of this one.
this and Rome Total War are my two favorite series. Hope to see you finishing the car one day. Thank you for the great vids
The sausage was right next to the cashier!!!!!!! In the case. I think I've seen people eat the chips(crisps to you) too in other videos.
I love the finland memes... you really know us.
yay! I was hoping you would continue this series, it's awesome!
This one episode was more intense than both of the YOLO series combined.
I love this series x)
me too hope it continues!
Press R to get high range gears, and also take every right apart from the one that leads to the tractor and sewage truck to get to the shop
Hullo Mr True Nerd. You CAN run, after a fashion, is faster then walking, also you can ZOOM, so when you are putting bolts in or want to see where a bolt is you can ZOOM in, they are not set by default. @4:15 to 4:20 ish you can see your Control menu, and they are not assigned. hope that assists you in surviving the Finnish Summer, after watching your Last episode, i booted up my copy, got my engine built. but totally forgot to eat or drink or sleep. died with a wrench in my hand.
10/10 will build again ;) thanx for the inspiration to play something not on my usual menu.
The shirt you read on the guy which says "jos ei tee töitä ei tee virheitä" means "if you dont go to work you are unable to make mistakes"
I really hope Jon keeps this going until he actually finishes the car. I'm genuinely interested in whether he can do it.
Jon is so clueless i love it
Finland has a poisonous snake too, a "kyy".
HangoverAnkka I think that kyy is some kind of viper, not sure though
Would love to see this as a series!
can we get more of this
This series is amazing.
When he is drunk at 17:47 play it at 0.5 speed
wonderfull!
Aw does this mean we won't get more for now? Funniest series in a while!
Jon, you can't keep up! Please keep trying. I'm sure you'll succeed eventually. These are also my favourite videos ever. xD
More pls :D loved the video :)
more of this series please I'm dying
Yeast+sugar=moonshine
it helps to put the truck into high gear instead of low gear to make it go faster you know
I find it awesome that there are a ton of commenters who know how to make alcohol based on what is sold in the shop.
The shirt that says "Jos ei tee töitä, ei tuu virheitä" Means "If you don't work, you don't make mistakes"
And thus ended Jon's epic voyage in his quest to get some sausages
I think we all learned something today, it's going to be a magical summer.
"Jos ei tee töitä, ei tuu virheitä" If you dont work, you dont make mistakes.
"drunk in Finland", the video game
"Hunger is the one that will probably kill me" facepalm
You can run, you just have to assign a key.
nice work
As an ex-mechanic and engineering student, Jon frightens me on a base human level.
I'm always waayyy too happy when Finland is mentioned... :D Torilla tavataan!
The fact that he didn't notice the sausages in the store...
this is so awesome..more Jon..MOOORRRRE!!😂
When you fill the dirtiness meter you win?
Question
Who is Jon offending more Mechanics or the People of Finland?
;-p
Well, there's probably more mechanics than people in Finland if My Summer Car is to be believed as an accurate representation of the Finnish Wastes.
Finnish Mechanics..
No one actually lives there.
thats not true MonkeyShaman, Colossal order (City skylines) are there
It is hard to offend a Finnish person by trashing their lifestyle
When you get to a video so early it doesn't even show up on the channel's Uploads
6:31 oh my god , i'm dead loooool