32:23 *Slams binnoculars into steering wheel* "The car does seem to be making a lot of noise" *keeps slamming binnocular into steering wheel* "Not 100% sure why that would be" truly a mystery for the ages
If an Alien just crashed on earth, and got out of its spaceship injured and disoriented, it would still know a lot more about cars than Jon does. It's almost impressive, really.
@@falloutfan2502 I think the continuous backfiring of the engine was supposed to be the indication of the wrong fuel being used. Although that's more an indication of the inverse condition. I suppose if you bend some logic he might have ended up with something usable in a Diesel engine by mixing gas with oil.
@@danielf3623a lot of older diesels especially the soviet diesels that this games cars are based on will burn most things including straight kerosene lamp oil.
Now now, Jon was perfectly fine letting them live on in peace! … provided they were ok with him invading their homes, stealing their food, weapons, oil, gasoline, and water!
46:24 "Just chill out battery, it's fine. Just go have a word with the alternator, he can sort you out." That.... that's the MOST car literate thing I've ever heard Jon say.
@@kierancreighton96 @kierancreighton96 I can actually answer this! A transformer either increases or decreases the current of an AC supply. So you could go from 220V AC to 120V AC or the other way around, for example. An alternator is exclusively a device that converts mechanical energy into AC. This is different from a generator, which can do either AC or DC, or even both; and from a dynamo, which is similar to an alternator but produces DC only. We use alternators in cars because we don't have a supplied input current, but need to convert engine energy into an electrical current. The produced AC then needs to be converted(rectified) to DC for the car to use it, yet it's still more efficient this way, which is why we don't just use a dynamo! (incase you aren't aware, AC is alternating current and DC is direct current)
34:24 "Oh that's a lot of fuel" Jon says while looking at an engine filled with 3.9 L of 100% water. I just don't understand how he misses the text right below what he's looking at.
Based off what I've seen of this game before, it reminds me of the experience I've had driving through New Mexico. Lots and lots of desert landscape, stretches of nothingness and abandoned towns, and the occasional feeling that you're going mad
That cactus though! :O They were very generous with all that gasoline in a diesel engine. I think every mechanic or engineer would crack playing this. Fun!
Nah it’s a gas engine, it just had diesel in the oil tank. You can find radiators with oil in them, oil cans with water in them, and other random fluids and mixtures of fluids that aren’t where they belong. Diluting the diesel with regular oil allowed the engine to run. It’ll be low on power without enough oil. Same thing when the fuel is contaminated. The engines never break, you just have to have the right amount of the proper fluids to run. The V8 engine full with undiluted regular oil, water and gas is FAST.
Listen, I also don't know anything about cars but I started scream-laugh-crying when he poured motor oil directly into the diesel engine he had just thrown into his car Edit: God watching this video is so painful, love you Jon
@@itsyourgirlaly8718 Not in it, but in the accompanying tin can. And, yes, it's an air rifle designed for dealing with rodents and birds, so not particularly good against human skulls.
To be fair, that guy rolled up on Jon and said "Don't worry, I'm just trying to rip your face off." That's a standard American greeting but Jon being English probably felt threatened by it.
Does anyone else really love janky games? I think I truly discovered my love of janky games when I first bought Oblivion in 08. I wasn't sure if I was going to buy it until I played it at a friend of mine's house and we accidentally made Jay Leno as a dark elf. His old CRT was dying and we modeled the face by trying to replicate as best we could the face on the cover of "War the Spider Queen: book 1" and when it finally died and he got an HDTV it looked like a bluish-purple Jay Leno. Sharp protruding jaw and all.
oh jon, please dont car diesel in your oil tank, oil in your petrol tank, replacing big petril engine with small possibly diesel engine and being punted by rabbits
There's also a mountain biome and this game can get fairly pretty, considering its simplistic graphics. BTW I'd love to see this on a stream some time. Also, I have a tip. Gasoline engines can take quite a lot of alcohol without losing much performance and it's easy to find in those green bottles that you apparently never checked. Oh, and one more thing, there are busses in this game. If you're up for it, I'd love to see you, Dan and Matt come together for another roadtrip. But the goal in this game is to drive 5000 kilometers, so you're probably not going to finish it. Unless you're willing to do a 24 hour stream like Dan and Matt did for Flight Simulator.
37:50 Had me in hysterics for a solid two minutes as I watched THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOT OFF ANOTHER CAR IN TO FUCKING SPACE. beautiful. magic. Perfect. I love it.
Jon, after shooting a man just standing there in the back of the head and murdering him in his house: "Everyone but me has gone to, yeah, the slightly murdery side"
I typically avoid the “janky physics simulators” but gave this game a chance. It won me over because it’s fully self aware. When you use the mouse wheel to crouch as low as you can get, your head literally enters your pelvis. The developer knows exactly how stupid it is and loves it. But also, it turned out to be a pretty fun game… up to a point. Driving along, collecting replacement parts to make your car better and restoring the rusty ones that are already on it, or creating some Frankenstein of a vehicle (yes you can put a 400hp V8 in a moped) is enjoyable. Eventually though you run out of things to collect. You’ve filled your gas tank with a lucky stop at a beached oil tanker, gas is never hard enough to come by to worry about running out ever again… food and water are easy enough to get if you stay on the main road (don’t forget, you can drink the water in your radiator in a life or death emergency)… there just becomes very little incentive to keep playing before too long.
Jon...this game and your playing it brought me so much joy! This was fantastic. I truly hope there will be more of this game in our future. Thank you for doing what you do!!
Classic Jon not finding his way across the desert, unable to determine which direction he needs to travel to various points of interest, all while having a compass in his possession.
Jon not only does this game also have multiplayer but being able to see all the bizarre player animations on someone else when they do them is so funny. That "squint" zoom you did at the end has a hilarious animation you can only see in mirrors or multiplayer, sane with crouching
After having watched so many people play this game sensibly and following the road, it's refreshing watching Jon cocking it all up by going straight across the desert. :)
Lol omg why was this so scary?? Lol I've seen other TH-camrs play this game so many times and I've never seen a version of it with people, let alone anyone who speaks lol
this is one of my favorite games i love driving listening to the music or my own and goofing around turning my car into a wooden robot then crashing and dying its a blast
Never lend your car to Jon. He'll try to make Gasoline/Petrol by mixing Diesel and Oil. 😂😂 Love this game. Hope You play more of it at least to use the car restore/repair mechanics
Let's Game It Out's video of this a year ago was hilarious. I can't wait to see what you do with it! By the way, watch out for the rabbits. Edit: Yes, gas is the American term for petrol.
I could have sworn Jon played this before. I know I've watched at least two different TH-camrs play this game, and I would have bet my life, one of them was Jon.
This game is perfect the way it is, and yet if there was a *slightly* less janky (not more complex, just less janky) version with a bit more polish and ambiance it would be an excellent alternative
This is one of my favorite bizarro games to play now and then, ive given up on My Summer Car and i should play Jalopy more often. Jon handled the encounter with Phil rather well goven his propensity to run away from danger.
The coloured spray fluid/powder is paint. You don’t want to randomly mix fuels. The “nice” car with the water in the tank is a Trabant, 2 stroke, the only one in which you want to mix oil and petrol! And yes, gas is petrol! There are diesel engines. You probably want to navigate by the road. You can improve your cars, swap cars. The engine swap towards the start was propane not a good idea, the old engine was much better. You have a temperature gauge in the gauge cluster and it was showing to be quite high, longer distances with this contraption would have likely ended badly. There is a lot more to this actually… possibly worth exploring a few other YT vids 🙂
Because Jon had this on Steam but was unsure if he made a video shows that Jon has play time on this. Enough playtime to make him think he recorded already, which would he like 4-6 hours. Jon are you doing OK?
Jon plays this mess of a game and can't stop gushing how much he loves it.(I absolutely enjoyed the video) Plays Gollum the next day and does not have nearly as positive a reaction.
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32:23 *Slams binnoculars into steering wheel* "The car does seem to be making a lot of noise" *keeps slamming binnocular into steering wheel* "Not 100% sure why that would be" truly a mystery for the ages
Oh THAT'S what that was...
@@ManyATrueNerd By the way, it seems at 38:00 the water can got Force Pushed by the AK rounds and ricocheted off the trailer into the stratosphere.
@@crumblingmasonry8961Those are certainly a combination of words I never thought I'd read today.
💀💀💀
@@ManyATrueNerd Well, that and the car backfiring as a likely consequence of fueling a diesel engine with gasoline.
Lucky for Jon, this game seems to know as much, if not less, than he does about cars.
I was waiting for that diesel engine full of gasoline to go...
If an Alien just crashed on earth, and got out of its spaceship injured and disoriented, it would still know a lot more about cars than Jon does. It's almost impressive, really.
@@falloutfan2502 I think the continuous backfiring of the engine was supposed to be the indication of the wrong fuel being used. Although that's more an indication of the inverse condition.
I suppose if you bend some logic he might have ended up with something usable in a Diesel engine by mixing gas with oil.
2-stroke engines. ;-)
@@danielf3623a lot of older diesels especially the soviet diesels that this games cars are based on will burn most things including straight kerosene lamp oil.
This is one of those perfect 6-hour-stream games where *something* happens once in a while, but you have lots of time to talk to your viewers.
Yeah seriously, this is a brilliant stream game.
@@raspymorten And imagine his reaction when he finds out that you can put the fridge in the trailer!
I would love to see a stream of this
@@Dfarrey theres a dozen vods of folks doing this
@@lechking941 allow me to clarify: I would love to see a Many a True Nerd stream of this game.
26:08 "If they don't know how to use doors..." Immediately a door opening sound is heard and Jon missed it due to a failed perception roll.
Jon: Shoots unaware guy just chilling in his own house in the back of the head
Also Jon: Everyone but me has gone all murdery
Now now, Jon was perfectly fine letting them live on in peace!
… provided they were ok with him invading their homes, stealing their food, weapons, oil, gasoline, and water!
46:24 "Just chill out battery, it's fine. Just go have a word with the alternator, he can sort you out."
That.... that's the MOST car literate thing I've ever heard Jon say.
But still he doesn't know you put diesel in a diesel engine.
Why was the alternator not just called a transformer is what i dont know
@@kierancreighton96 @kierancreighton96 I can actually answer this!
A transformer either increases or decreases the current of an AC supply. So you could go from 220V AC to 120V AC or the other way around, for example.
An alternator is exclusively a device that converts mechanical energy into AC. This is different from a generator, which can do either AC or DC, or even both; and from a dynamo, which is similar to an alternator but produces DC only.
We use alternators in cars because we don't have a supplied input current, but need to convert engine energy into an electrical current. The produced AC then needs to be converted(rectified) to DC for the car to use it, yet it's still more efficient this way, which is why we don't just use a dynamo!
(incase you aren't aware, AC is alternating current and DC is direct current)
@@lordmissingno yeah i realised immediately after posting that even though the processes are very similar i was just being an idiot xD
@@lordmissingno did not know the factoid about dynamo generators though, so thanks!
John: mixes gas (petrol), diesel and motor oil in the same car
also John: idk whats wrong with my car, theres always a warning light on.
"I'm not convinced they know how to open doors." John. The one at the gas station opened both of your car doors.
No source of water while looking at the well.
Yup, Jon's legendary perception strikes again.
51:32 Jon: Invades home and kills the residents, "Everyone but me has gone to the slightly murdery side"
Jon, those canisters that produced different coloured mist, were *_paint cans_* 😆
34:24 "Oh that's a lot of fuel" Jon says while looking at an engine filled with 3.9 L of 100% water. I just don't understand how he misses the text right below what he's looking at.
He did try to run a diesel engine with gasoline and oil. Maybe he thinks he can run them on water, too?
He figured it out eventually
Jon: "Everyone but me has gone to the slightly murdery side."
Jon: Kills everyone he comes across
Based off what I've seen of this game before, it reminds me of the experience I've had driving through New Mexico. Lots and lots of desert landscape, stretches of nothingness and abandoned towns, and the occasional feeling that you're going mad
What about the zombies and homicidal bunnies?
@@shotgunshells2I've repressed those parts of the road trip
That cactus though! :O
They were very generous with all that gasoline in a diesel engine.
I think every mechanic or engineer would crack playing this. Fun!
*Changes engine to diesel* *Proceeds to look for gas for the rest of the game*
Nah it’s a gas engine, it just had diesel in the oil tank. You can find radiators with oil in them, oil cans with water in them, and other random fluids and mixtures of fluids that aren’t where they belong.
Diluting the diesel with regular oil allowed the engine to run. It’ll be low on power without enough oil. Same thing when the fuel is contaminated. The engines never break, you just have to have the right amount of the proper fluids to run.
The V8 engine full with undiluted regular oil, water and gas is FAST.
@@derbydriver No replacement for displacement!
Listen, I also don't know anything about cars but I started scream-laugh-crying when he poured motor oil directly into the diesel engine he had just thrown into his car
Edit: God watching this video is so painful, love you Jon
Pretty sure that's a BB gun he's been shooting zombies with. I'm surprised he dropped any of them 😊
That was my original thought after hearing it fire. Then, I notice it had like 200 shots in it lol
@@itsyourgirlaly8718 Not in it, but in the accompanying tin can. And, yes, it's an air rifle designed for dealing with rodents and birds, so not particularly good against human skulls.
I love how Jon completely forgets he found a compass and keeps trying to navigate via landmarks he could see in his binos but can't otherwise
Well, we can safely conclude that you shouldn't lend your car to Jon under any circumstances.
Means il make money off him
Jon shooting someone who doesn't notice him in the back of the head: "Everyone but me has gone over to the murdery side."
To be fair, that guy rolled up on Jon and said "Don't worry, I'm just trying to rip your face off."
That's a standard American greeting but Jon being English probably felt threatened by it.
Does anyone else really love janky games? I think I truly discovered my love of janky games when I first bought Oblivion in 08. I wasn't sure if I was going to buy it until I played it at a friend of mine's house and we accidentally made Jay Leno as a dark elf. His old CRT was dying and we modeled the face by trying to replicate as best we could the face on the cover of "War the Spider Queen: book 1" and when it finally died and he got an HDTV it looked like a bluish-purple Jay Leno. Sharp protruding jaw and all.
oh jon, please dont car
diesel in your oil tank, oil in your petrol tank, replacing big petril engine with small possibly diesel engine and being punted by rabbits
Petril? Cheesoid!
Jon Not realizing all the different color sprays were paints lol
Jon plays a janky, possibly glitchy game - I cannot wait to see the video and hear the commentary! :D
Wonder how Jon would feel about this game having multiplayer? And the fact Dan had already had a merry jaunt through this game himself.
In which our intrepid hero just wants a jammy dodger but keeps shooting things instead.
I like that a chunk of cactus has just become part of Jon's car.
Prediction: Jon is better at avoiding rad bunnies than he is at driving a car.
I'm excited and terrified about what I'm about to watch
The randomly coloured spray cans of liquids are paint cans to make your car look not rusty-as-all-hell btw
"This one sprays blue, it must be oil, this one sprays white, it must be a fire extinguisher" :P
There's also a mountain biome and this game can get fairly pretty, considering its simplistic graphics. BTW I'd love to see this on a stream some time.
Also, I have a tip. Gasoline engines can take quite a lot of alcohol without losing much performance and it's easy to find in those green bottles that you apparently never checked.
Oh, and one more thing, there are busses in this game. If you're up for it, I'd love to see you, Dan and Matt come together for another roadtrip. But the goal in this game is to drive 5000 kilometers, so you're probably not going to finish it. Unless you're willing to do a 24 hour stream like Dan and Matt did for Flight Simulator.
Only Jon could line his car up perfectly with a ramp and just end the episode there
37:50 Had me in hysterics for a solid two minutes as I watched THAT BEAUTIFUL SHOT OFF ANOTHER CAR IN TO FUCKING SPACE. beautiful. magic. Perfect. I love it.
Jon, after shooting a man just standing there in the back of the head and murdering him in his house: "Everyone but me has gone to, yeah, the slightly murdery side"
I typically avoid the “janky physics simulators” but gave this game a chance. It won me over because it’s fully self aware. When you use the mouse wheel to crouch as low as you can get, your head literally enters your pelvis. The developer knows exactly how stupid it is and loves it.
But also, it turned out to be a pretty fun game… up to a point. Driving along, collecting replacement parts to make your car better and restoring the rusty ones that are already on it, or creating some Frankenstein of a vehicle (yes you can put a 400hp V8 in a moped) is enjoyable.
Eventually though you run out of things to collect. You’ve filled your gas tank with a lucky stop at a beached oil tanker, gas is never hard enough to come by to worry about running out ever again… food and water are easy enough to get if you stay on the main road (don’t forget, you can drink the water in your radiator in a life or death emergency)… there just becomes very little incentive to keep playing before too long.
I feel like the majority of janky physics simulators are fully self aware. It's very rare I find one that isn't.
Jon...this game and your playing it brought me so much joy! This was fantastic. I truly hope there will be more of this game in our future. Thank you for doing what you do!!
Classic Jon not finding his way across the desert, unable to determine which direction he needs to travel to various points of interest, all while having a compass in his possession.
"I'm just going to add oil to the gas to water it down and make it better." Would it be terribly unmanly of me to break down and start weeping now?
I'm a mechanical engineer - weeped the whole way through! :)
I have watched a different TH-camr play hours of this game and yet somehow this was the version I needed to watch
The way you hold the gun is hilarious😂 and “pew pew balls” is perfect
The physics aren’t the only janky thing here…
I just love these types of videos, the ones where Jon picks up an utterly nonsensical game and it's somehow the most entertaining stuff ever 🤣
This game is such a joy to watch. A stream with Claire would be wonderful, because this gem has multiplayer!
Jon not only does this game also have multiplayer but being able to see all the bizarre player animations on someone else when they do them is so funny. That "squint" zoom you did at the end has a hilarious animation you can only see in mirrors or multiplayer, sane with crouching
After having watched so many people play this game sensibly and following the road, it's refreshing watching Jon cocking it all up by going straight across the desert. :)
Jon fails at cars is my favorite series on this channel. ❤
This game really makes me wish Jon plays My Summer Car again
I'm surprised by Jon's confusion over thinking he'd done a video on The Long Drive already, I thought so also ahaha
maybe I've just watched jerma the long drive too many times...
You're surprised by Jon's confusion yet you were also confused and thought he's played this on the channel. Makes perfect sense.
Slaverian / Wasteland Trucker. He's played a similar game.
"Everyone but me has gone to the slightly murder-y side" says Jon after killing several people.
Did anyone test to see if Jon could competently use a car in real life before giving him this?
or a compass?
or a jelly roll?
Or a Sweet Roll?
@@jaywerner8415
Lemme guess, someone stole your Sweetroll?
I think I have heard Claire say in a livestream that Jon is a decently good driver in real life. It is very hard to believe.
Went just about as well as expected, and I would enjoy watching you play more of this. Challenge runs are fun too.
Lol omg why was this so scary?? Lol I've seen other TH-camrs play this game so many times and I've never seen a version of it with people, let alone anyone who speaks lol
This is creepy AF, and I love it!! I’d love to see more of this or similar games.
this is one of my favorite games i love driving listening to the music or my own and goofing around turning my car into a wooden robot then crashing and dying its a blast
Ah wonderful to see a second video from you about this game the first was most excellent and definitely happened :3
Jon should get a dash cam and livestream him trying to just drive normally.
there's no way he has a driver's license
Never lend your car to Jon.
He'll try to make Gasoline/Petrol by mixing Diesel and Oil. 😂😂
Love this game. Hope You play more of it at least to use the car restore/repair mechanics
10:32 On the sign: "parking only for guests and customers" I didn't know it's a hungarian game : )
Let's Game It Out's video of this a year ago was hilarious. I can't wait to see what you do with it! By the way, watch out for the rabbits. Edit: Yes, gas is the American term for petrol.
‘Jammy dodger’ is now my favourite collection of words.
It’s a British biscuit :) think jam sandwiched between 2 biscuit halves
I love this game I play it after I get out of work from driving for 8 hours lol. I added radio new vegas to the radio and found the highwayman.
I like how right at 33:57, when Jon says, "I'll tell you what," and the game seems to answer him with a, "Wot? "
Mon Bazou is another My Summer Car style game with the bonus of being a Canadian life simulator
This one is so good...and oh dear, Jon still has more to learn about how cars work 😂 .
Jon: Shoots a man in the head without even letting him turn around.
Jon two seconds later: I think everyone but me has gone a bit on the murdery side.
Not sure if it's been mentioned yet or not but you only want to mix oil and gas for 2 cycle motors like older mopeds
I saw another streamer play with friends and this game solo gives way different vibes haha. Thank you for playing this it's delightful
"im not going to die in this house overnight" has the potential to be an all time matn moment
Looks a lot like 'My Summer Car'...
edit @7:14 - Oooh! An Amiga 500. I miss my Amiga 500. Emulation just isn't the same. :(
I could have sworn Jon played this before. I know I've watched at least two different TH-camrs play this game, and I would have bet my life, one of them was Jon.
I think it's now called Slaverian Trucker but I believe it was called Wasteland Trucker at the time.
Different game though.
I was kinda hoping he'd go steal the bed and slap it into the trailer for a "mobile home" .
This game is perfect the way it is, and yet if there was a *slightly* less janky (not more complex, just less janky) version with a bit more polish and ambiance it would be an excellent alternative
"We're a little bit post apocalypse"
Well... The game might say that, but that starting house is just how some of America looks normally....
If the boat wasn't so big, I would think this was supposed to be Lake Meade.
This PSA for binoculars was money well spent.
Huh , blue ,white red mysterious liquids wonder what they can be , its paint Jon Lol. Thx for another great vid, such simple pleasures love it
I mean I've never played this game and I assumed it was like a pesticide. It really isn't that obvious that it's paint in this janky game.
4L 100% Water. Jon "That's a lot of fuel". Perception 0
this would make for a great series for the podcats roadtrip specials
Oh god yes
26:27 Did Jon just drop the compass without noticing?
This is one of my favorite bizarro games to play now and then, ive given up on My Summer Car and i should play Jalopy more often. Jon handled the encounter with Phil rather well goven his propensity to run away from danger.
Jon we need more of this, cocking hilarious commentary .
51:37 - Oh, the irony of those words from someone barging into random people's houses with a gun.
37:48 probably my favourite MATN moment maybe of all time
You need to put WATER in the Radiator to keep the engine cool..
I'm so excited. I haven't even watched the video and the comments are already making me cry-laugh.
Putting diesel into the OIL TANK this game really should have the feature of having your car explode, this is great
One of the most beautifully janky games I've ever seen.
Literally laughed out loud at shooting the jammy dodgers you picked up
"Everyone but me are gone to the murdery side" while John shoots a man in the back off his head in his own house 😂
"THIS LOOKS NEWER" said Jon as he picks a 50's Morris over a 60's VW beetle
51:40 'Everyone but me BANG has gone to the BANG slightly murdery side'
14:45 Jon needs the Holy Hand grenade.
LMAO the amount of negligent discharges just because he can't put the gun away to take a drink or bite to eat.
"We now know how to make car do thing" - Jon, 2023
The mysterious fluids are paint for your car Jon!
21:57 god I don't even drive and I am just shaking my head at this.
The coloured spray fluid/powder is paint. You don’t want to randomly mix fuels. The “nice” car with the water in the tank is a Trabant, 2 stroke, the only one in which you want to mix oil and petrol! And yes, gas is petrol! There are diesel engines. You probably want to navigate by the road. You can improve your cars, swap cars. The engine swap towards the start was propane not a good idea, the old engine was much better. You have a temperature gauge in the gauge cluster and it was showing to be quite high, longer distances with this contraption would have likely ended badly. There is a lot more to this actually… possibly worth exploring a few other YT vids 🙂
Because Jon had this on Steam but was unsure if he made a video shows that Jon has play time on this.
Enough playtime to make him think he recorded already, which would he like 4-6 hours.
Jon are you doing OK?
THAT SILVER TOPPED BLACK CONTAINER IS A PAINT CAN, FOR YOUR CAR.
Jon plays this mess of a game and can't stop gushing how much he loves it.(I absolutely enjoyed the video)
Plays Gollum the next day and does not have nearly as positive a reaction.