That’s why parents who are serious and their kids are serious about sports move down south! The average high school football game will have all the Walmarts closed down to attend that stuff. It is a job being a parent of a young athlete for sure
I totally agree. Ali needs his own hour long special. He is one of the most funny and freshest comedians out there. Go on with your bad self, Ali. Love all your stuff..
Holy shit. I love Ali. I had no idea he was having a show on Tuesday. It’s only ten dollars a ticket, too. Definitely gonna go. Thank you for posting this
i have a theory: Comedy Central make new comedians sign a contract that has something that says they can’t work with competitors (aka Netflix) for a set amount of time
I've watched my brother for a couple years now. Even seen him a few times at the Improv in Houston Texas....our hometown. He's gotten better EVERY year, and I'm extremely proud of him💯💪🏿✊🏿👏🏿
This is my favourite skit of his🤣 Especially the love hard section. Especially when I watch shows and they say that. I always think they're going to be a murderer at the end of the story.
"I can't live without you" - that's codependency right there. And that shit is miserable when one person feels that way about you. Like, no, I can't be your coping mechanism and reason for being.
Comedy central standup is my number 1 favorite tv show. Everyone is super funny. Comedy is one of the reason why i started doing youtube. I also have a channel inspire by commedy. Hoping to see some more uploads.
Im a huge fan of Comedians that sit AND use the limited items on stage as props. This man reminds me of a combination of Dave Chappele, Kat Williams, and Early Bill Cosby. Just found his stand up recently and I really enjoy it.
Give this guy a Netflix special already!!!
John Webb yes!!!
I love how you disrespect comedy Central like that
@@envytalent6039 What
Lilybuds he is saying that he already has a special out on Comedy Central I think it’s an hour
Envy Talent Comedy Central
Doesn’t pay Netflix
Millions why wouldn’t a fan want him to make bigger and bigger moves and prosper ?
"That's right Sarah, dry!!!!!!" lolest
@lolest 😂
If you imagine him saying that to a little girl it's even funnier 😂
This guy is slowly but surely climbing his way to fame in stand up. One of the newer comedians who stands out
Not new, been on the scene for years
@@mical2great hes new compared to most comedians who have made a name for themselves.
Sam Taglialavore but he’s not
He's not new but I hear what you're saying. His delivery and cadence is quite unique! Definitely he's rising!
He's been in the game for YEARS
OG Houston Texas comic
I still randomly hear his voice in my head, saying "Mexcans got on boots!" lmao
EverythingisEverything every damn time 😂
Yes!!! His name might as well be “Mexican got on boots” cause I say it pretty much every time I see his name! Lol
@@nslove01 That is high-larious !!!
@@everythingiseverything9920 Yes
EverythingisEverything Mexicans got on boots Cee Cee 😂😂
I got hyped asf when she said I'll be out the pool dry by the time you finish 😂😂😂
Me Too😂🤣
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When he used the chairs as props i died 😂😂
"You was up against a great white!" 🤣🤣🤣
"You were up against a great white!" I died cuz i wasn't expecting it lmao 🤣🤣
‘Oh my GOD, there go The Black Seal’
Tough day today, this got me laughing and I needed it... "Out the pool, DRYYYYY!!!" Thats hilarious
As a parent of an athlete, yes. You are a personal assistant. At least she swims, and doesn’t play hockey, like mine.
That’s why parents who are serious and their kids are serious about sports move down south! The average high school football game will have all the Walmarts closed down to attend that stuff. It is a job being a parent of a young athlete for sure
You have nothing on me cost wise! My daughter is an equestrian! 🤣
"One of my favorite Comedian's.👌💯"
dropping_ knowledge_ He needs to be on the Breakfast Club.
@@aldenbynum742 Hell yea bro,and Vlad.Tv. talking about his Prison storie's.. Lol.😂"
dropping_ knowledge_ Yep 👍 That’s right he would be awesome in VladTV.
Yeah, he’s pretty dope 🤣👐🏾
@@Chocolatelovee1 he is,i think he's been making new material.lately..👌)
I totally agree. Ali needs his own hour long special. He is one of the most funny and freshest comedians out there. Go on with your bad self, Ali. Love all your stuff..
If everything goes as planned ima be going to see him at the Houston Improv this tuesday.
Good luck
Which Tuesday?
I ask because I'm in Houston as well
Omgosh I've been waiting for him to perform there again. I'm going Tuesday 😁
Holy shit. I love Ali. I had no idea he was having a show on Tuesday. It’s only ten dollars a ticket, too. Definitely gonna go. Thank you for posting this
"Go Black Sea!" Lol 🤣 He tells stories so well!
Like I'm her assistant or something boy he grabbed those chairs and stool I started busting out laughing!!😁😁
YOU HEARD HER SARAH..DRY...DRY!!!! THE 😆😆😆😆
🗣️ YOU COULDN'T HOLD A DOOR OR NOTHING????????
That part right there had me rolling hahaha 😂😂😂 picking up the chairs and that look on his face was comedy gold lmaoooo
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Trigger words
"HEY, MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS"
awww shieeet
Say man...... Mexicans got on boots.....
@James Smith now we know who you are
Y'all need to leave this man alone 😂
You have to watch his This Is Not Happening Comedy Central Shows that are LEGENDARY.
This guy became one of my favorites when he told the Mitchell story on This is Not Happening. If you haven't seen it go watch it!
They give anyone a Netflix spot these days. My question is where’s Ali’s?
It's coming
it's here
I am waiting too
i have a theory: Comedy Central make new comedians sign a contract that has something that says they can’t work with competitors (aka Netflix) for a set amount of time
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"Foorensic fiiiiiilles." 😂 I dunno why but that part always get me.
“Dry Sarah!...DRY!!”
🌟🖤3 words: more Ali Siddiq!
4 words
Even more Ali siddiq
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He’s so great - nothing outrageous or dirty, just very funny stuff at its core. Great comedy.
Lol! So true about the “I can’t live without you”. You gotta be your own person.
Most under appreciated comedian of this generation.
I've watched my brother for a couple years now. Even seen him a few times at the Improv in Houston Texas....our hometown.
He's gotten better EVERY year, and I'm extremely proud of him💯💪🏿✊🏿👏🏿
Everything great comes out of H-town >>;=)
I have heard this several times but I still love it.
Mr Siddiq you are hands down my favorite comedian . Your life story is inspirational and moving.
Had the honour to see this guy live in a small theatre in London 🤘🏾. One of my favourite
danda adnad when ?
@@yamanmusa9994 it was at the Soho theatre last October (2018)
“Oh my God, they got a black seal”
They got me 😂😂😂
Omg i love how effortless he makes his joke transitions
Black seal 😂 😂
The only person that can't live without you is you!
This guy deserves more exposure.
Ali is one of my favorites of all time. He needs way more exposure. Why doesnt he have 20 specials?!?!
He needs many hour special
This is a clip from one of the 2 he already has
This is my favourite skit of his🤣 Especially the love hard section. Especially when I watch shows and they say that. I always think they're going to be a murderer at the end of the story.
I saw him this past weekend definitely a must see EVERYTIME STORYTELLING IS OFF THE HOOK
I see Ali, I click.
That windshield joke was genius INDEED!! 😂😂😂 💯
“...so I can’t go”🤣🤣🤣
This dude us refreshing to comedy. Much respect!!! Ain't seen this type of funny in a while.
He is my absolute favorite comedian.
"You can't hold the door or nuthin???" 😂😂😂
Favorite comedian, I need more Ali Saddiq
"that sounds like Forensic Files" lol.
Mr Ali Sadiq 🌞
My God ....i have no words !!!!!!!!
Simply, great story teller and comedian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....
My all time favorite 🌞🎊
Sp happy you're off the block for a long time) and keeping so may of us laughing. Thanks for every joke you tell. Love it, you're killing it.
“SO YOU AN’T GONA HOLD THE DOOR OR NOTHING”
Killed me too 😂
I read the title as “arrogant sports car kid” 😩😅
Davonté Bailey stop scrolling & clicking so fast
Davonté Bailey same🤣
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Same lol
My new favorite comedian
"I'll be out the pool DRY by the time you finish" 🤣🤣🤣 Sounds like Black Seal had too many fish and it slowed 'er down
"You was up against a Great White"
"I can't live without you" - that's codependency right there. And that shit is miserable when one person feels that way about you. Like, no, I can't be your coping mechanism and reason for being.
“Forensic files”😭😭😂⚰️
His timing is impeccable.
"That sound like 🎶 Forensic Files 🎶
😂😂😂
So good, I love it.
He is a very good storyteller. Let's go! Texas!
dude this guy needs so much more recognition. he's fucking hilarious!
Roy Wood Jr got me through the end of last year. Ali Siddiq is getting me through the end of this year.
This made my day 😊😊👍🏽
Ali Saddiq is one of the best right now.. maybe ever, pay him k Hart style comedy central
Headed to see him in Tampa, Ybor improv! Never heard a joke until now, looking forward to it!
I love this mans comedy!
You gonna be on Cold Cases! 🤣
Comedy central standup is my number 1 favorite tv show. Everyone is super funny. Comedy is one of the reason why i started doing youtube. I also have a channel inspire by commedy. Hoping to see some more uploads.
Thats terrific
I love it when comedians reference Forensic Files lol
God he is so fucking funny every one of ali's bits is better than the last and all legendary. Holy dog damn.
Awesome set Ali!
I've Been Missing out on Ali & Roy Wood, Jr...... Time to Catch up to Speed!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a new fan of this guy lol
Im a huge fan of Comedians that sit AND use the limited items on stage as props. This man reminds me of a combination of Dave Chappele, Kat Williams, and Early Bill Cosby. Just found his stand up recently and I really enjoy it.
This was executed perfectly
ali is my new fav comic. those eyes tho. im dead
"That sounds like forensic files!"
Good set, and it was clean too
Love your comedy!
“That sound like forensic files”
Did not see that great white joke coming 🤣fantastic work as usual!
This isn't comedy this is a lecture of life truths🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn, that was hilarious! I'm officially a fan now
Really love this dude
And You" betta" be that baby girl's "assistant"🤣
“Oh NO OH NO OH NOO” lmao 😆
This man is a star.
You gonna be on Cold Cases 🤣🤣🤣 that sounds like forensic files....you gone be on the news boy!!🤣
Up against a great white lol what a punch line
U HEARD HER DRY!!!! 😂
I'm like wooooo😂😂😂😂
That last few bits about cold cases and forensic files is how I feel but people think im joking when I say it. I'm so serious. Glad in not alone.
“YEAH SARAH! Dry!”
Great story teller
Style of his own...
LOOOL HE DESCRIBING WILL SMITH AT THE END 🤣🙄😂🙄
"Sound like Forensic Files." Lol
Ali : I'm a good father
also Ali : gives his son grape juice
You was up against a great white 😂😂😂 nice word play!!
This is one of THE BEST jokes of all times!!! :D :D :D :D :D
2:50
I feel like a fool, I have been tricked, deceived, and most importantly bamboozled.
I didn’t see that coming “great white” I’m ded