Ali Siddiq - Tipping is Only for Good Service

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  • @CHEZO41
    @CHEZO41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "i put my stuff on the conveyor belt exactly how I want you to pack it!" I felt that!

    • @DeeDaKaang1
      @DeeDaKaang1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Absolutely 🛒....🍿🧀🍕🥞🥩🍗🥬🥦🍇🍓🌽🥓

    • @DeeDaKaang1
      @DeeDaKaang1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Blueberries & bleach don't go together. 🤭

  • @andreacarraway5328
    @andreacarraway5328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    NO! I’M NOT GOOD! I WANT THE ORIENTATION!! 😂🤣😂🤣💀

  • @BlueSea92
    @BlueSea92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2485

    I don't like the fact that all through the comments nobody wrote "Mexicans got on boots" so that's why imma write it....for the culture.

    • @evawambani7992
      @evawambani7992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤣🤣🤣...

    • @mr.81gtx46
      @mr.81gtx46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Facts:Personal knife!!!

    • @shiann261
      @shiann261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wasnt relevant to use at the time

    • @biglordebunnyrabbit627
      @biglordebunnyrabbit627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m looking CeeCee!

    • @BlueSea92
      @BlueSea92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @drewski5217 you right tho lol

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Ali is quickly becoming one of my favorite comedians, he’s funny 100% of the time

  • @mercuryrising4939
    @mercuryrising4939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1127

    You know a comedian is good if they confident enough to sit down and tell jokes.

    • @QuestionYourWorld
      @QuestionYourWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cosby did the same thing. His monstrous acts aside, he was a very successful comedian.

    • @wonder_9315
      @wonder_9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Question Your World terrible person, outstanding comic

    • @shiann261
      @shiann261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      don't always have to be moving if you're entertaining enough

    • @dojostv176
      @dojostv176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When you're a stand up comedian, but nows not the time.

    • @vernaereed1810
      @vernaereed1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He sits down because of issues with his back..

  • @BananaPhone234
    @BananaPhone234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    This is my new strategy..... we tipping everyone else but my terrible server....

    • @DionneHunter
      @DionneHunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Michael Sweeney Its a double edge sword... Because they see you, and believe you’re not going to tip so they give you sub par service, and it turns into a self fulfilling prophecy) so as the customer you are pissed that you can see how they are treating and speaking to other customers and the speed of service for others so you as a customer reflect that in your tip, then they, the server get pissed because you tipped poorly, and they continue to think it’s because black people don’t tip well and they treat the next person of color poorly too.

    • @sonnylisten8131
      @sonnylisten8131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is a good one, never thought of that

    • @PaintedHoundie
      @PaintedHoundie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@DionneHunter that's the service people's fault to me. you don't pick and choose what service to give people, let alone the fact black people notice that shit and will not give you shit because of that. everyone experience is different, but ive never been to any spot, got excellent service and we didnt tip, its usually shitty service people are hesitant to tip for. its a dumb stereotype to me, because people are basically admitting they give other groups of people better service. if they flipped the script, and gave shitty service to everyone else, they'd get less tips from those people.

    • @SDP1231
      @SDP1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@whoknowswhocares885 go

    • @SDP1231
      @SDP1231 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DionneHunter I’ll I I’ll no I’ll or I I no ok no onii I

  • @camquest6108
    @camquest6108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    I work at Walmart and his impression is quite accurate 😂💀

    • @davidakins4431
      @davidakins4431 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same and I look up locations on my app for folks all the time if I don’t know where they are

    • @beenaforever7260
      @beenaforever7260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use to hate walking through the electronics dept when I worked there lol.. I don’t know where anything is and my phone dead 😂😂😂

    • @leemedrano4
      @leemedrano4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Am sorry

    • @leemedrano4
      @leemedrano4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Apply @ Costco

  • @ThePlasticBowl
    @ThePlasticBowl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yo I never thought about tippin others in the restaurant just to spite a bad waiter that’s fuckin hilarious and genius

  • @Akivaran
    @Akivaran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I'm so glad that I'm not the only grown ass man that sends his groceries down the line like he wants them bagged. 100% why I use the self bag lines.

    • @callieduval3000
      @callieduval3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes I even tell the cashiers and the bag people I put everything like I want it on the belt in the bag pleased

    • @grarycat1984
      @grarycat1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My husband thinks I'm anal for organizing the food before it gets bagged...I do get beside myself if they mix up my arrangements....like I did that for you no guess work

    • @IamTiaB
      @IamTiaB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol to work for free 🙃 got it👊🏾

    • @EchoJ
      @EchoJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@IamTiaB better to work for free 10mins bagging your own shit than have to take a week off work to recover from e.Coli bcos some bs cashier threw your grapes in a bag with that leaky tube of hamburger meat 🙂

    • @ba__con
      @ba__con 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      100% I pack my groceries in a way that makes it easy for me to unpack them when I get home

  • @2x4yellowbrick
    @2x4yellowbrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I feel like he used the chair for a lot more than just a hypothetical shopping cart. Prior to him standing up, he laid out the premise for the joke in a calm collected mood until he knew the audience understood where he was headed. Then he used a physical action(standing up from sitting) as a way to shift his tone in the narrative without the pace of the joke getting thrown off. The presentation of frustration was rehearsed and perfected.

    • @amanialex8235
      @amanialex8235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Godamn you dissected that Siddiq's set like an examiner. On point though!

    • @lopevi2
      @lopevi2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He does that routinely though. It's a setup for a great story and rile up.

    • @Flippokid
      @Flippokid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean he's sitting down in the restaurant in the first half and walking through walmart in the second...

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "Aye man, be easy"
    BE EASY???!!!!! 😭😭😭

  • @Leslie-wb8cb
    @Leslie-wb8cb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    I love Ali!! He makes me laugh every time!

    • @TendoTheDude
      @TendoTheDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He's the perfect mix of relatively clean premises with a touch of straight forwardness and realism.

    • @deadpoetztampa
      @deadpoetztampa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      On a side note, u sexy

  • @jasimenmetcalf1870
    @jasimenmetcalf1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Omg I thought I was the only one ... my family hates me for this but I put my stuff on the conveyor belt how it should be packed ... AND stop putting MEAT with other food 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @livefree1111
      @livefree1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That’s how my mom taught me. And I place heavy items first then light items like bread last.

    • @jasimenmetcalf1870
      @jasimenmetcalf1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Live Free yep ! Exactly how it should be !

    • @oldpro8783
      @oldpro8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they have bags for your meats my dude. just grab one or two of those and stuff your meats in em together. i get 1 bag for each type of meat im grabbing. they might take it out to scan it but they put it back in that bag and then into a new bag by itself. every time. i dunno bro maybe this helps relieve some stress in your everyday life.. just know you are using more bags this way and ultimately killing everyone just a little bit .. for some that's a trade off and for others that too is a source of relief.

    • @jasimenmetcalf1870
      @jasimenmetcalf1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oldpro87 your way is using more bags honestly.... I just want my meats in a bag together away from my other food .... and that works fine for me

    • @oldpro8783
      @oldpro8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jasimenmetcalf1870 yes half of my comment was about how i use more bags and derive small pleasure from the fact I am ending everyone's life a little bit quicker in an existential sort of way though I posed that as a hypothetical. sarcasm on the internet is difficult i suppose, but yes I use more bags.. intentionally, and the ramifications don't bother me, they entice me.

  • @norak919
    @norak919 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    God I just LOVE how Ali tells his stories, cracks me up every time. I want him to get a Netflix special!!

    • @EikottXD
      @EikottXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam this is not happening he has three episodes

    • @downrightcarnage
      @downrightcarnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam The Domino Effect, it's amazing.

    • @norak919
      @norak919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@downrightcarnage thank you, it was awesome!

  • @samanthaa9815
    @samanthaa9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    nah u need to do this on a black crowd bc that “be easy” line had me screaming 🤣

    • @SonnyCombos
      @SonnyCombos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm telling you! Lmfao It's even funnier to me, 'cause that's the same kinda shit I say to people. Customers too.

  • @robertschwartz4810
    @robertschwartz4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    I once tipped the bus boy and not the waiter because the only service I had was from the bus boy.

    • @Lollita23
      @Lollita23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I've has excellent food and mediocre service and I've gone straight to the kitchen and tipped the chef lol

    • @clairefisher1088
      @clairefisher1088 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's a bus boy? And why is it called that?

    • @robertschwartz4810
      @robertschwartz4810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@clairefisher1088 A bus boy busses (clears up) the tables, sets them up, and brings water, etc.

    • @1snorelax
      @1snorelax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@clairefisher1088 think of it as there servers Assistant

    • @Faastuu
      @Faastuu 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wtf bro in EU we don't have non of that@@robertschwartz4810

  • @vernaereed1810
    @vernaereed1810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    PSA...
    He sits down during his sets because of problems with his back. He said being in prison sleeping on the hard surfaces damaged his back and he has lingering issues...

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I just took it as his style of comedy. Are people really complaining that he's not standing???

    • @JubioHDX
      @JubioHDX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@LordZevv I haven't seen any complaining but most people seem go just think he doesn't care about how he presents himself notbin a bad way tho like he just be chilling

    • @alexguyson129
      @alexguyson129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LordZevv she said PSA just an announcement on why people may ask why he sits down i didnt know this tbh and dont really care that he sat instead of stood just cool to know

    • @Dajizoids
      @Dajizoids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's done plenty of stand-up after prison standing up he even did stand up in the prison standing up but take what I say with a grain of salt because you can still be right LOL

    • @alannahschoolgmail
      @alannahschoolgmail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Dajizoids Yes, and pain levels can change day-to-day

  • @aldenz776
    @aldenz776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Lmao the fact that I thought in my head "be easy" before he said it makes it funnier 😂

  • @yosefshawarma3739
    @yosefshawarma3739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is H-town's own, Ali Siddiq; one of the best storytellers in comedy.

  • @sirashley2355
    @sirashley2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Chick-Fil-A is watching this during their orientation right now.

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just find him hilarious ❤️ !!! The delivery is always 🔥.
    Also, I have worked in a fast food chain as a student (cash register / hostess) and I can not agree more !!! I did the orientation. I know how we're supposed to treat people. It is literally part of the job, so do the freaking job !
    It absolutely blows my mind when the waiters can't bring themselves to smile or welcome you properly (same for cashiers), like, am I upsetting you by being a client to your workplace ? Did we fight without me noticing ??
    So yeah, I hate the entitlement culture in the US. 'No but you HAVE to tip ! They don't make a lot' ... How do you know how much I make ? Does it mean it's fine to receive subpar service and REWARD it ?
    In the Netherlands, apparently people also EXPECT to be tipped because xy or z... But at least, some of the waiters actually try to be extra agreeable.
    In France, we tip if and when we feel like it. But never will a bad waiter or waitress see a tip. It's earned, not owed 😒

  • @anthonywhite2132
    @anthonywhite2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Sometimes it be like that Ali. I can appreciate a "y'all good" and "be easy"😂😂😂

  • @lyndon_sambo
    @lyndon_sambo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love this man, he’s a real genius when it comes to comedy.

  • @prettyblindeyes4375
    @prettyblindeyes4375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I am crying over here BC my son drinks almond milk and I have to go through this all the time folks don't know where nothing is in the grocery store so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinabryant733
    @christinabryant733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is the first thing to make me laugh all day. Thank you so much you don't even know how much that means to me.

  • @chillkid007
    @chillkid007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This made me realize that I'm really getting older. 😂😂😂

    • @Notcleverenough
      @Notcleverenough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 😆😆 i dont care about the food, ill handle the food when it gets here. Im more interested in who you are as a professional now

  • @clydecross1983
    @clydecross1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Fuggin YES! When you said grocery stores, I felt represented. I hate the service at grocery stores.

    • @cybertek3188
      @cybertek3188 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's gotten worse since the pandemic.

  • @laustin2832
    @laustin2832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I accidentally tipped a sacker $10 once. I only had 3 bags. I was his bestie until he quit. Lol.

  • @CaptMoo
    @CaptMoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As always Ali just needs to tell his daily stories, and its SO funny

  • @JerKur18
    @JerKur18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My grocery chain's training sucks. I'm that guy who doesn't know where anything is, but I also work in the seafood section, so I can't leave and peruse the store to study it all ( wouldn't matter if I did, memory sucks ), and I don't know anything about seafood because the management doesn't even know anything about seafood, so I've got to take it upon myself to learn on my own, and let me tell you all, I've never been a good learner. So it pisses me off when people are rude about me not knowing anything, when I can't even get any proper training and help.
    Plus, nothing's in a logical place. Put the damn almond and soy milk with the other milk! Why the hell not?

    • @mamatoucan9993
      @mamatoucan9993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don’t put the tetra pack almond milk with the refrigerated cow milk because that refrigeration space is more valuable. If you can display it on the shelf without it going bad, that’s what you do.

  • @BoomBAPSuede
    @BoomBAPSuede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Dude is a legend!

  • @ChrisTina-ix1ig
    @ChrisTina-ix1ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The worse are grocery store workers"
    Me" (laughs in Trader Joe's)

  • @lilsaks
    @lilsaks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the best stand up comedians

  • @noswishers8752
    @noswishers8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    lmfao he one of the few comedians that i always like the video before i even watch it. 😭😂

  • @Flash_1689
    @Flash_1689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Who the in the hell calls it "sacking ". 😭😭😂😂 this is beyooond me. ☠😭😂

    • @nononsense5182
      @nononsense5182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Old school when they did take your grocery to your trunk and put it in...
      Thank you
      One of kids first honest jobs, with a tip!🙄

    • @Amber-db9cz
      @Amber-db9cz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought it was bagging lol

  • @kishamceady1359
    @kishamceady1359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Ali I've been watching him every since he did Mitchell

  • @TorskiDobsonArnold
    @TorskiDobsonArnold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Facts..you always find it before they do. 😂😂😂😂

  • @carlcwms
    @carlcwms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My first job was at a grocery store. They told us to help customers. Nowadays, I feel like I’m in their way while shopping.

  • @antoniosmith5903
    @antoniosmith5903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the man off top when I can go see him at a club I’m on it I love comedy

  • @alburnett75
    @alburnett75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ali is awesome. Never disappointed by anything he does ever!!!!

  • @dixiecyrus8136
    @dixiecyrus8136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're gonna start a war giving out tips to everybody else 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I used to be a bag boy at Kroger,now when I go to any grocery store I always tip the bag boy💎 thank you as well for your service Sir

  • @paulgarza3810
    @paulgarza3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I relate to this way too much 😂

  • @vladimirzhivanevskaya5474
    @vladimirzhivanevskaya5474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't work in a grocery store, but I can tell someone where the non-dairy milks are in 9/10 stores--in the cereal isle. Everyone seemed to decide that's where they go.
    Of course, most stores now also have non-dairy milks in the milk section o_o

  • @hopeskies8710
    @hopeskies8710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The truth dropped, the delivery.... you gotta love Ali!

  • @elijahsimes3419
    @elijahsimes3419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite Ali quote: “Mitchell this ain’t gonna be good for you bruh.”

  • @bluedeparture
    @bluedeparture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Lol 😂 facts. Black on black be like y’all good and my black be like facts 🤦🏽‍♂️😆

  • @kyieshaofford2447
    @kyieshaofford2447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lmao I use to work at a grocery store in high school first time a customer asked me I took that man to 4 out of 9 grocery aisles before I got him to the right one lol we both were looking at the signs hanging above the aisles to see if it was the right one lmao I remember being soooo embarrassed lol hahaha

  • @cutup260
    @cutup260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When you realize you are that employee he's talking about?

  • @Indiegirl007
    @Indiegirl007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:20 I swear thats Walmart. I asked an employee where the Molasses was. She went, "Molasses?? I don't think we sell that." Three minutes later and on the same aisle that she's stacking, she sees me pick up a bottle of molasses and smooth act like she didn't see a damn thing.

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're lucky you even saw an employee in Walmart tbh 🤣 They're invisible as far as I'm concerned

    • @hebrewharv8018
      @hebrewharv8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LordZevv 😂😂😂😂 that’s super facts

  • @Omoloya1
    @Omoloya1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YES!!!!!! I can't tip everybody, I tip out of guilt, and I hate (and love) the familiarity we do. 😂❤😂🙌🏿✊🏿🤷🏿‍♀️

  • @Mustgohome2003
    @Mustgohome2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can’t wait till he has his Netflix special. I’m here patiently waiting.

  • @mpierre3026
    @mpierre3026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 The groceries bit got me, cuz that's just me

  • @SamBassComedy
    @SamBassComedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, this guy is the cool ass dude I have met a few times while working in a restaurant. Easily the guy who makes the job worth it that month. They should have titled this video "Blueberries and Bleach!" So damn funny of a line. Something I never thought I would hear.

  • @Anggelos876
    @Anggelos876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The man speaks the same truth. I agree on the tip, tip for good service.

  • @delightfulkassim8937
    @delightfulkassim8937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's too damn early for me to be coughing and choking laughing so damn hard.

  • @ETS186
    @ETS186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The only stand up comedian that sits down

    • @millimetr_peter
      @millimetr_peter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Must not watch much stand up then lol

    • @isaiahgonzalez6430
      @isaiahgonzalez6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dave sits as well

    • @cutup260
      @cutup260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrice O'Neal, Bill Cosby, Dave Chappelle all sit down

  • @rhappyd6577
    @rhappyd6577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like your idea of tipping everyone else except the terrible waiter. Love me some Ali

  • @seanstrick5998
    @seanstrick5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Yes dude is funny as they come,he just hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves, yet?

  • @nahomeassefa9503
    @nahomeassefa9503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's crazy.. I've done tipping this exact way for over a decade. Honestly it was surprising but refreshing to know there's others just like me lol.

  • @desireeallen-barimah7872
    @desireeallen-barimah7872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He is so right in every point made especially how to pack my groceries, I do the same thing I send my items the way I want them packed!!! If you pack them wrong I’m gonna educate you than I’m gonna request they retrain you!!! That tipping issue so true if you don’t earn it, you’re not getting it, the bus person who did everything the service should have done trust me I looked for the bus person who gave me the service the server didn’t, I put the tip right in they hands don’t share nothing with them humph 😤

  • @dncboi84
    @dncboi84 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is sooooo right!! 💯💯 I HATE the kind of customer service that people are considering acceptable! I’m a server and I KNOW without a doubt that if I give crappy service, I’m NOT PAYING MY BILLS! Lol Unfortunately, not all customer service workers live off tips, maybe more of them should and just maybe they’d give better service! Walmart and McDonald’s are the worst!! I actually had a shift manager tell me to google the customer service number because she didn’t know it. Well, I didn’t expect her to actually know the number, but what I did expect was her to make an effort to see what my problem was to begin with, maybe she could’ve fixed it without me calling the higher ups, but nope… She didn’t even take the time to even pretend to care, she just said that she didn’t know it or where it was so I should just google it. 😂💀

  • @bigmacdog4591
    @bigmacdog4591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love his tipping plan! I mever knew what the right think to do was for bad service.

  • @Odawg96
    @Odawg96 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’ve ALWAYS put my groceries on the conveyor belt in the order I want the bag. Great minds think alike!

  • @ShaniyahD
    @ShaniyahD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:40, well at least he's observant and aware of his surrounding to notice at least the company name as well as the employee name to recognize that he's an employee there, because I'll have my name tag on with the company name, plus I'm doing stock and people will still ask me , " excuse me, do you work here?"
    I'm like....😕

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't get mad man. Because there are ppl who don't work there and get mistaken cuz they have the same color shirt. Or they are turned and you can't see if there is a name tag. It's called being safe cuz damn I've seen ppl get embarrassed for assuming.

    • @ShaniyahD
      @ShaniyahD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ggundercover3681OK let me repeat half of what said, I'll have my name tag on WITH THE COMPANY NAME WHILE DOING STOCK.

  • @Nephibis
    @Nephibis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand the Almond Milk situation from the perspective of the people working there because I didn't even know Almond milk existed until a customer asked me where it was. My 1st thought was "what the fuck is almond milk?" I assumed it would be where the milk was because it had milk in the name, but it wasn't there. What customers don't understand is that there are so many products in the store that no 1 person can know everything the store has and where it is. Customers ask for stuff they use, so they would have a hint of an idea of where something might be, but an associate who doesn't use that specific item isn't even going to know where to begin to look, so there is several times more of a chance that you are going to find that thing. Stores typically put things together based on how they are used and since you use it you would know what similar things are used in the process of using it and that helps you find it where as that person who doesn't use it wouldn't even recognize those things. Not to mention they have no idea what they are looking for. They only have a name and in their head they are seeing an object with no shape, color or anything and it could look like anything in existence and on top of that we typically don't know how it is used and even if we were told chances are we wouldn't know because we aren't familiar enough with the process of using it to know where it is to begin with., so they could look right at it and not know, because they don't use it. The purpose of yelling where it is isn't for the customer that was looking, but so the other people can stop looking and so they know where it is when another person asks in the future. When you work at a store they don't give you a map or tell you were everything is. That would take months if not years of training. There are people who work at stores for years and there is still a few things they can't tell you were they are. The customer only thinks of things from the perspective of what they want, but don't understand from the perspective of someone who doesn't use the same things they use. Customers forget that we are only human and not a robot with every detail of the store embedded into our brains.

  • @ayomarvo
    @ayomarvo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    😂 I tell customers be easy SOMEtimes... damn!!

  • @DeeDaKaang1
    @DeeDaKaang1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ali Siddiq is literally your favorite comedians favorite comedian.

  • @whoaX_
    @whoaX_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Ali Siddiq

  • @Zeiss120
    @Zeiss120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Almond Milk that isn't in the refrigerated section is in the baking isle on the east cost... Because its kept with the powder milk, rice milk, condensed, coconut, etc in the store.

  • @phoenixislandgirl
    @phoenixislandgirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I agree. In the Caribbean tips are based on great customer service. It's not a requirement.

  • @everyonecanachieve
    @everyonecanachieve ปีที่แล้ว +1

    These are FACTS!!

  • @karlaboi3896
    @karlaboi3896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like this guy 😂binge watching all his stuff

  • @Pumpkin0_0
    @Pumpkin0_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Even when I was a young teen looking like I hadn't reached puberty yet there was always a "Hello"/"Good day" and a "Have a nice day"/"Have a nice weekend" with a friendly tone in my country. Even children are treated with respect. I can't even imagine things being like he described happening here. xD

  • @KDRusha
    @KDRusha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know how good of a comedian you have to be to do your set sitting in a chair? Chapelle-esque

  • @MrSpookdog418
    @MrSpookdog418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just went through this for Almond butter the other day while I was doing instacart.

  • @Eralen00
    @Eralen00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ali is 100% right. Every grocery store i go to now everyone has an attitude. They just start filling the plastic bags, then when I ask for paper they act like its some big inconvenience. I just bring my own bags and go to the self check out now

  • @TheArchersTungsten
    @TheArchersTungsten 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    His new special is pre jail stories it’s amazing. Hilarious

  • @DrinkinMars
    @DrinkinMars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yup, you're only getting a tip if you do a good job.

  • @IAmHeartbreak_
    @IAmHeartbreak_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The waiter should have told him "Mexicans Got On Boots" (IYKYK)

  • @YoshiXO
    @YoshiXO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He sounds like meeeee!! I hate that I be like out all my cold stuff together and double bag it

  • @frankenviews4069
    @frankenviews4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tipping actually more for the tipper to feel good and superior to the server. It's a Power Trip.
    In many countries, no one needs to tip since the servers are paid a proper living wage and there's already a service charge included in the bill.

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I worked at Walmart and would put all the stuff in correctly like ali said cold with cold can food with can food ect-ect and the managers couldn't figure out why my line would have 7-8 people waiting and there would be 4-5 empty check out lines.

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:56 THIS. I was at a grocery store when I was around 30 (black man). I said “how are you doing?” to the cashier. He said “sup n*gga”. That is not how greeted Karen!!!!

  • @pamelajett4095
    @pamelajett4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious!😍😍😍Handsome too!💋❤

  • @SomeBoredVato
    @SomeBoredVato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every since I became a cook, I only tip the cooks lol

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a fellow cook, I approve this comment! lmao

  • @queenonyxbutterfly
    @queenonyxbutterfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am so late! I am enjoying this guy's comedy! I have been binge watching him off and on for the past week now 🤣

  • @Isaiah42069
    @Isaiah42069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Labradorite ring is amazing.

  • @macchen9840
    @macchen9840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:45 every grocery store in PG County 🤣

  • @oghash4912
    @oghash4912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ali funny as hell

  • @magellanmax
    @magellanmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Be easy!" 😅

  • @threshy5443
    @threshy5443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    but as some1 who worked at a grocery store, you cant srsly think we know where every of the like 300 + items is placed in the store.

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean Almond milk is not obscure though

    • @LordZevv
      @LordZevv 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not about knowing exactly where everything is. It is about giving the effort to help the customer locate it.
      When I worked at Target and someone asked where something is we had radios to ask other team members or team leads where something is. Or we had PDA's to look up the item and tell the customer where it is. Just telling the customer "I don't know" is unacceptable. If you hate your job and don't care about it then get another job. Nobody is making you work there.

  • @humixmusic4lyf
    @humixmusic4lyf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HE NEEDED MORE TIME!!!!! 5 MINUTES FOR THIS LEGEND?!?!!?

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is real!!...I went to Walmart a while back and I just wanted to go in and get out quick!..I had to get a few odd things I knew I couldn't find fast...then I passed the flower and planting department right next to the dog food,I saw two gentleman unloading merchandise and I asked "can you help me find a 5 gallon bucket, mice traps?", I already knew where the dog food was. And he stopped what he was doing and found it in less than 5 minutes....he was very professional and I offered to give him 20 bucks and he didn't take it!...thank you Sir for your service!

  • @nickgavis0305
    @nickgavis0305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This dude obviously ain’t been to Publix. They got great customer service

    • @loryntaylor1970
      @loryntaylor1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don’t have Publix in Texas. 🙃

    • @katiedunlap235
      @katiedunlap235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Publix is the goat

    • @PhreeLark
      @PhreeLark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah man Publix on point every where else has Krugers.

  • @teemaro5703
    @teemaro5703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Aye man, stay safe"

  • @gabrielgarcia-fraire9504
    @gabrielgarcia-fraire9504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣 I was just telling my uncle over the phone that the ordered i get the harder it is to care about people I dont know.

  • @Fourthaboveall
    @Fourthaboveall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    ALI is comedy gold lol

  • @CaribbeanQueen72xx
    @CaribbeanQueen72xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    😂 😂 😂 😆 he’s too funny , love him , so talented ❤️ 🙏

  • @neferin
    @neferin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice set