Chris Rock - Food (pork)

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  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid1418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1731

    somewhere on this planet people die from lack of food.
    and in somewhere else people die from too much food.

  • @nate5643
    @nate5643 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1956

    Chris is really tiring out the lighting guy

    • @meshachshakes
      @meshachshakes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      natE 😂😂😂

    • @qwerewq56
      @qwerewq56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmaooo damn fool......you right though

    • @elizangufor2056
      @elizangufor2056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂😂😂😊😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @shannont2524
      @shannont2524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're right. I didn't pay an attention until I read your comment. 😂

    • @ViktorNederloe
      @ViktorNederloe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Madlad

  • @marshalldteach4814
    @marshalldteach4814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    I'm from africa and I don't know anyone who has a lactoz intolerance

    • @panterarosa3969
      @panterarosa3969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Marshall D Teach I'm from el Salvador. If you fat you healthy and you rich

    • @guillermorojasc
      @guillermorojasc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thank you.

    • @_samuelajayi
      @_samuelajayi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me bitch 🙄😭

    • @ashantinyongo7632
      @ashantinyongo7632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I’m pretty sure the majority of Africans are lactose intolerant

    • @j.t.thomas1859
      @j.t.thomas1859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@panterarosa3969 I've heard that about a few countries. If your fat your golden. We don't appreciate things in America like we should. I mean that as a whole society and not individually.

  • @Vinxi
    @Vinxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    As a Rwandan, I ain't NEVER met a Rwandan that's lactose intolerant😂

    • @aleynamutlu4206
      @aleynamutlu4206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahaha

    • @Alekie4
      @Alekie4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trueee

    • @Yellowtrid
      @Yellowtrid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @coleKE
      @coleKE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm Kenyan and I'm lactose intolerant..

    • @Vinxi
      @Vinxi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coleKE I'm sorry to hear that

  • @didisaythat4230
    @didisaythat4230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "I doubt on the day of judgment, my diet is gonna come into question."
    Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat:

    • @PuffKitty
      @PuffKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😆

    • @Fiona_Interrupted
      @Fiona_Interrupted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @stevelee6856
      @stevelee6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PuffKitty on I

    • @markgiordonello6710
      @markgiordonello6710 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      this special is when Chris rock joined George carlin, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy as an all time great comedian just brilliant 😂

  • @emmanuelbazimya2057
    @emmanuelbazimya2057 6 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Am just glad an American in the 1990's knew what Rwanda is

    • @seanspartan2023
      @seanspartan2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There was a movie made about the civil war in Rwanda

    • @Mercito
      @Mercito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For The wrong reasons but not as The Great economy with The cleaner cities in world

    • @eriya.duhimbaze
      @eriya.duhimbaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the wrong reasons

    • @brandobee2264
      @brandobee2264 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@seanspartan2023 that was in like 04

    • @zinaright
      @zinaright 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are always some who do. I bet some today still don't !

  • @Vinxi
    @Vinxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I'm from Rwanda and that joke caught me so off guard because it's so true😂
    Milk is such a big part of Rwandan culture too.

    • @FirstLast-qf1df
      @FirstLast-qf1df 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought most people in Africa were lactose intolerant.

    • @Vinxi
      @Vinxi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@FirstLast-qf1df The thing that most people don't seem to understand is that Africa is the most genetically diverse continent. So unless you are referring to a specific ethnic group or at least people group, a statement like this will always be too general. That said, even overall the majority of Africans can in fact digest milk

  • @alohafromthe3033
    @alohafromthe3033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Man, I fucking love Chris Rock! He helps you to see the world in a different way while making you laugh. Such an amazing man!

    • @carlintaylor3229
      @carlintaylor3229 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts I go back and watch his stuff every once in a while

  • @youngmaryland886
    @youngmaryland886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    I know vegetarian who drink and smoke all day. And will judge you for eating meat.

    • @Mrs_Canary
      @Mrs_Canary 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂😂😂. How u a fat vegetarian. Weird concept. Had a friend n high school that wudnt eat meat but only ate fried potatoes. And cheese pizza lmao

    • @mariarosenberg2222
      @mariarosenberg2222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes indeed

    • @AddamSolo
      @AddamSolo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Humanity revel in hypocrisy

    • @Name-jw4sj
      @Name-jw4sj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because they probably a vegetarian because of ethical reasons?

    • @atlasshrugged2u
      @atlasshrugged2u 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

  • @nickmatthewsmusicstudio
    @nickmatthewsmusicstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "I ain't shittin on no ones religion"
    *immediately shits on everyone's religion*
    xD

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're completely right dude

    • @vanizorc
      @vanizorc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean it’s true though, all the religious books were written by humans thousands of years ago. What, you think your imaginary friend in the sky wrote it? lol

    • @nickmatthewsmusicstudio
      @nickmatthewsmusicstudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vanizorc Religions are corrupt and dumb, but I love how Rock immediately does a 180 LOL

  • @GO-zg7ox
    @GO-zg7ox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    word of advice...I have pneumonia right now and I found out really quick that you should not watch this man when you cant breathe!lmao!

    • @alohafromthe3033
      @alohafromthe3033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      G O I’ve had a few asthma attacks from laughter while watching Chris Rock, but it’s totally worth it!

    • @lanamontana1669
      @lanamontana1669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I've had double pneumonia and altho it was like 5yrs ago all i can say is bless u and i hope everything work out :)

    • @meadster308
      @meadster308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thanks for the tip. Any combination of Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, George Carlin, and Bill Burr while sick can be fatal.

    • @rainbowens4712
      @rainbowens4712 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao lesson learned 😂😂

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mike Meade
      That’s sounds like a great beginning to an obituary! 😂

  • @TarHeelForevah
    @TarHeelForevah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Heeey what kind of fish is this?"..... "Porkfish!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @sethcarter2210
      @sethcarter2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol "poke fish"

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 ปีที่แล้ว

      My mother grew up in North Carolina…she couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @LordDarthHarry
    @LordDarthHarry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "What you eat aint got shit to do with who oyu are as a person!"
    Damn straight! - Hanibal Lecter

  • @tamikamaloney6539
    @tamikamaloney6539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    He is correct and extremely enlightened, and I thank Him for his own courage and wit to present it like this.

  • @renecardona4203
    @renecardona4203 10 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    People need to relax its comedy.

    • @jsellis4632
      @jsellis4632 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sensitivity has ruined comedy!

    • @tylerperkinson1677
      @tylerperkinson1677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah it is. Sorry, but i had to get on my anti-anti-pork soapbox a little, heard too much of it recently.

    • @j.t.thomas1859
      @j.t.thomas1859 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jsellis4632 BIG TIME

    • @clemsontigz1
      @clemsontigz1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Say that to chapelle

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clemsontigz1 *Chappelle

  • @magmovies9323
    @magmovies9323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    This guy was truly ahead of his time 🤣

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he wasn't. You just got old enough to understand things

  • @meadster308
    @meadster308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I live in Alabama. The pig should be the state bird.

  • @dagville1
    @dagville1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Chris is a comedic genius👍🏾👍🏾🔥🔥🔥

  • @ngalahansel6066
    @ngalahansel6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Funny how this was probably filmed sometime in the 1990s when Rwanda was not so well to do but today Rwanda is one of the world's fastest growing economies and Chris' joke might not be so relevant now,but still funny lol. Love from Cameroon, West Africa, the breadbasket of Africa

  • @valerieschweigert9826
    @valerieschweigert9826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Never get tired off Chris Rock!!!!

  • @dyodiramadhesta
    @dyodiramadhesta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "hey , u got some fish ?"
    "PORK FISH ?"

    • @renel8964
      @renel8964 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piggy of the sea

    • @dianem6951
      @dianem6951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If only we could genetically modify one.
      Bacon is acceptable in all forms.
      Seafood bacon sounds delicious!

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😅😅😅

    • @black_iraq_warveteran150
      @black_iraq_warveteran150 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diane M hahaha agreed

  • @tomgio1
    @tomgio1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    His cadence and delivery are resplendent. To deliver "I'll eat a pig's ass if they cook it right," and "No, not that one, the one with the nail in it...I want the Athlete's Foot pig feet" within a minute just crushed me. (Apologies if I didn't get the exact phrasing right). 😂😂

  • @peaceawungshi648
    @peaceawungshi648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    i respect chris , he speaks the truth through comedy

  • @betungurawilliam
    @betungurawilliam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    But I refuse to believe that on judgement day my diet is going to come into question? Lmfao

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pork industry: “Now a pork chops your friend!” ™️

  • @tyh4180
    @tyh4180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    One of the most realist comedians ever.

  • @jasonsupreme1980
    @jasonsupreme1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Real talk! love chris rock

  • @celestialnubian
    @celestialnubian ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bill Burr referenced this bit today while talking about a religious nut.

  • @KiLovely
    @KiLovely 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite comedian!

  • @2pakalypse
    @2pakalypse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    I’m a Muslim and all the Muslim who got triggered are acting like a fool
    We’re suppose to be tolerant and laugh along even if we don’t agree
    Pls calm down and stop being triggered for nothing

    • @metrodrillz8903
      @metrodrillz8903 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      OmgItsSrawHat Luffy mate I don’t think any Muslim is offended.. why would we Muslims care about his diet? You’re just pointing out something which doesn’t need to be addressed.

    • @johanfaisal8613
      @johanfaisal8613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I think people are getting offended by Chris Rock saying the Quran was written by man more than they're getting offended by his diet.

    • @dhegadheer2600
      @dhegadheer2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Johan Sulaiman true I get offended by that 😡

    • @dramaqueen10141
      @dramaqueen10141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Señorita 7 lmao girl relax 😂😂

    • @dhegadheer2600
      @dhegadheer2600 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kamilah Ahmed I can't I mean how could he say that 😭

  • @oSTYNCLSYo
    @oSTYNCLSYo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One of the greats of our time.

  • @hyperbolicraider4848
    @hyperbolicraider4848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I’ll eat a pigs ass if they cook it right!”
    Bacon: ... That’s why, I’m here.

  • @Ax1oM11oo
    @Ax1oM11oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The lactose intolerance is one of those things that are only present in the Westin world. I don’t know what y’all have been feeding those cows but their milk aren’t good for humans anymore.
    I have lived in an underdeveloped country for over 20 years. I have drank some much milk either fresh from the cow or from the store. I have never ever not even 1X got sick.
    I came back to the Western world and after 5 years I became lactose intolerant. I can’t handle milk anymore or I will have stomachache and diarrhea.
    So, I can’t tell you that it’s not the milk that’s the problem per se, it’s what you feed the cow, how you collect the milk and how you process them. Just saying

    • @vanizorc
      @vanizorc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ya it’s all the hormones and antibiotics they pump into dairy cows. That’s probably behind the wave of lactose intolerance in America.

    • @Ax1oM11oo
      @Ax1oM11oo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      vanizorc
      Yup, I believe so too.

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vanizorc sounds right

    • @asher6657
      @asher6657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vanizorc i agree. 'lactose intolerance' is a false title it is actually 'hormone/antibiotic intolerance. lactose has nothing to do with it.

    • @bossllama2193
      @bossllama2193 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup yup

  • @steveschu
    @steveschu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Nah, not that one, the other one. The one with the Nail in it". lol

  • @brown_eyed_girl
    @brown_eyed_girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He’s so funny, love to listen to him

  • @Fran28.
    @Fran28. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    " when I gain me some weight we gunna hang!" LOL... that's so funny n true.. Chris Rock always speaks the truth..n makes it 100× funnier..😂🤣

  • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
    @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know you've made it as a comedian when the stage you're playing at has a giant ass logo of your initials in the background.

    • @therealjcon
      @therealjcon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colorado Rockies stole it too

    • @akeme25
      @akeme25 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude probably had to pay the Rockies lol

  • @ngalahansel6066
    @ngalahansel6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You think anybody in Rwanda' gof effing lactose intolerance?" Lol

  • @nTrubl3
    @nTrubl3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris Rock is my Dude🤟🏽

  • @whenunouknow8879
    @whenunouknow8879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Chris's eyes and eyebrows are gorgeous!

  • @heliaalves9062
    @heliaalves9062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He's incredible! I love him

  • @starcrafter13terran
    @starcrafter13terran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I went to thailand, everyone thought people who were overweight were all rich. I guess, in a way, they are right.

  • @viviensokolowski
    @viviensokolowski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This guy is brilliant! Everything he says is true.

  • @cisium1184
    @cisium1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best thing about moving to the South was finding they really do put pork in everything. It's fucking glorious.

  • @jmunnyrulz6175
    @jmunnyrulz6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No lie I have seen folks take some time to pick one pig’s foot over another.. funny stuff man.

  • @jamesdoerr4318
    @jamesdoerr4318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God bless you Chris!

  • @malibubarbie1964
    @malibubarbie1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Chris Rock is Hilarious! True about time changing with Pork being in the fridge 🤣🤣

  • @brianjackson3589
    @brianjackson3589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I miss the old chris rock

  • @avigindratt7608
    @avigindratt7608 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    one of the most underrated comedians of all time

    • @DannieKamete
      @DannieKamete 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Rock is not underrated lmao. Everyone knows him

    • @chestiancrowley5999
      @chestiancrowley5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DannieKamete Ya know lol!! Dude must've just got out after servin 40, 50 years lol.

    • @DannieKamete
      @DannieKamete 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@chestiancrowley5999 that sounds about right haha

  • @user-rm1lm3rt7e
    @user-rm1lm3rt7e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Do Muslims and Vegans not know that this is a stand up special from the 90s or is comedy not a concept that is well received in ur respective groups I'm just curious everyone is commenting directly to Chris Rock like A. This isn't from like 20 years ago or B. Like he actually posted this video himself isn't a multimillionaire and is actually gonna give a flying fuck and read your comments your basically talking at ur computer

    • @DonCarlosDonCarlos
      @DonCarlosDonCarlos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      anna Theamazing All what vegans are, middle class people who have nothing interesting to do, and just want to join a trend

    • @user-rm1lm3rt7e
      @user-rm1lm3rt7e 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Batman kewl story bro 😜😊😬😁

    • @ravik007ggn
      @ravik007ggn 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      manictiger yeah. Screw em. Same applies to dumb asses throwing a hissy fit when folks somewhere eat dogs. I reckon dogs are yummy. That's why they are consumed.

    • @ambokilemartin5931
      @ambokilemartin5931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      People period, ever since, 2007, when everything went from analog to digital and the cost effective distribution of the smartphone. People , society period, in my opinion and observations of people in three different states I lived in have been somehow clandestinely been brainwashed, especially when it comes to the term NEW NORMAL. And the collective use and abuse to plausible mischief. Like Cyberstalking. Point being, people ALLOW themselves to get LIVID over words or phrases people say that they don't like. So if Muslims got offended by his jokes..they are taking a nigga's words too seriously, and that's their fault for not using their brains to take a joke..I know the past is the past but today's society is going overboard about saying anything that happened years ago is irrelevant, hey, the civil Rights struggle was 3 generations ago, is that whole cause irrelevant in 2019.? Without a Past, There is NO future. If what a person says any thing on-screen' you don't like, if it didn't take your money or harm you or your folks physically then FUCK IT! PLAY BALL my nigga.

    • @loopsruby
      @loopsruby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anna Theamazing Do you carnivores understand comedy?

  • @cedric.nshimiyimana93
    @cedric.nshimiyimana93 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a Rwandan this right here was pure comedy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @istvanpraha
    @istvanpraha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gimme that one, the one with the nail in it!. Still laughing

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris was the only comedian whose comedy were truth bombs in disguise. So many comedians pretend to sound intelligent when really they are only making jokes that appeal to the audience. Chris actually can take a genuine critic of a societal mindset and make it the funniest joke on the planet.
    "Hey God, I killed a bunch of kids, BUT I EAT RIGHT 😃"

  • @AOK2Blaze
    @AOK2Blaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lol this man is still to this day one of the best

  • @0331-REAPER
    @0331-REAPER ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I been laughing at his crazy ass for years. He’s the fuckin man!

  • @rdiclst6908
    @rdiclst6908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I'm religious but this had me dead 😂😂

  • @mutoreocookie3944
    @mutoreocookie3944 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Everyone got silent but one guy when he said the bible was written by man xD

    • @idontgetyourjokes5811
      @idontgetyourjokes5811 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MutoreoCookie and stops at the torah, probable a jew.

    • @trelljackson8884
      @trelljackson8884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lindón Moneda its was written by 40 different mens

    • @Katya_Lastochka
      @Katya_Lastochka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Evolution is a cute little creation myth.

    • @davidlerell
      @davidlerell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *The Bible was written by God*

    • @vanizorc
      @vanizorc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s the truth...all the holy books are fictional. Sad that so many in the audience seemed to be religious folk.

  • @JanetEsq
    @JanetEsq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    A pork chop is your friend.

    • @e.rivera4251
      @e.rivera4251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAMEN !..praise the lord and pass the sauce.......

    • @ViktorNederloe
      @ViktorNederloe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's a friend? It's my meal.

    • @mansourovicchan
      @mansourovicchan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn so you eat your friends on the daily?

  • @haneefahson973
    @haneefahson973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hate em or Love him Chris Speak Faxts 🤣🤣🤣 Most of the Time 💯

  • @broEye1
    @broEye1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly I think that's pretty accurate about the regulations on food. And not just that. A lot of the harsh regulations that demanded stoning for things like men sleeping with men "as with a woman" or women keeping quiet about losing their virginity before marriage were right there alongside all sorts of other rules centered on cleanliness. In a time before hospitals and proper medicine, one bad venereal disease could wipe out a huge part of the population, so you had to be careful that, regardless of people's desires, they didn't do anything risky.

  • @wjpperry1
    @wjpperry1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I thought I didn't like Chris Rock, but I was wrong. "I'd eat a pig's ass if they cook it right". Very relatable after all

    • @edmundtam4155
      @edmundtam4155 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He used that line in his movie bad company

  • @tysonb3568
    @tysonb3568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to visit my family in the south and alwars wondered the sane thing….who is on quality control in these damn Pig Feet…?? 🐷
    Lmao

  • @vinn04swa
    @vinn04swa 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Chris Rock rules and Kevin Hart drools

  • @loganpollock1689
    @loganpollock1689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Revisiting that timeless line by Dicky Smothers-'Red meat is not bad for you! Blue-green meat, now that's bad for you!' Pigs feet are nothing but skin and cartilage.

  • @Justinbowling1
    @Justinbowling1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I haven't been sick hardly in 20 years when I stopped eating pork and shellfish.

    • @clintonford5875
      @clintonford5875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Bowling lol shut ur ass up

  • @GilbertKakuleNzambe
    @GilbertKakuleNzambe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now a pork chop is your friend !!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adonispink8008
    @adonispink8008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I haven't eat pork in 35 years since 1983!!!!! I'm good👍😃

  • @chriswatkins3967
    @chriswatkins3967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this guy. Original leader in comedy

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 ปีที่แล้ว

      This performance won an Emmy.

  • @WeirdAl45231
    @WeirdAl45231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My uncle's hooked on painkillers, but will constantly hide the salt because "it's unhealthy."
    Know what I said?
    "Everything in moderation."
    Sure, my grandpa may use too much, but that's not for anyone to judge.

    • @gcg8187
      @gcg8187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Too much" is interpretation. Will it or will it not shave years off his life span? That's the question

    • @brrjohnson8131
      @brrjohnson8131 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salt has been a quick source of iodine (without the risk of mercury in fish). If someone is craving salt, reasons cb iodine deficiency. My doctor told me this & also I need more iodine. The easiest way to get more iodine is thru salt & seafood. [Not sea salt] people should pay attention to cravings. [Craving sweets often is lack of protein]

    • @donc7984
      @donc7984 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you hooked on, Pepsi?

    • @klontjespap
      @klontjespap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brrjohnson8131 it's easy to spot on animals... deer, cows, dogs hell even my parakeets will start licking metal bars because they feel they have some mineral deficiency, can be iodine in certain seasons for sure
      even though iodine isn't a metal, they seem to associate licking metal with other minerals like iron and zinc and the such and therefor will default to trying that, they know they are missing something, they just can't really pinpoint what exactly, so will try to lick the metal for trace minerals, or even algae, they're just trying to fix the deficiency they experience with a broad brush by licking metals and salts, and even rummage through the droppings of other animals to find traces
      on the old budgies is in fact usually iodine, and they know how to pace thigns themselves, 1 of those pink blocks will probably last the bird a lifetime, i've had mine for 4 years and it hardly seems touched, the birds know exactly how much they need off of it, as it alleviates/prevents symptoms that are actually even worse than even anemia (but early symptoms do share the lethargy, poor balance and ability to focus) they feel the benefit as they nibble on it, and know that's the sweet spot for them to call it quits
      there's (too) little amounts in the sea shell they use too, but it has a lot of other minerals , those are kind of imperative to their health aswell as keeping their beaks nicely trimmed, as those keep growing like our nails do.
      here in the netherlands, we have the common label "JOZO" on salt (JOdiumZOut== iodine salt)
      others are not specified or called "NEZO"
      we just use a different name for iodine, which is "jodium", even though the element is I
      then again, the english "tungsten" is the element W for "wolframite", in dutch we call that "wolfraam" too.
      very language/culture specific which ones are used by the letter of the element and which go by older names,
      because a lot of things on the periodic table discovered later have gotten names in the language of the scientist who found them, so there's no real consensus on language for the elements
      but once you start doing any chemstry, you only refer to them by their symbol on the periodic table, so the way one calls the element, is superfluous as long as you know the symbols and the functions of the elements.

  • @romelgonzales2754
    @romelgonzales2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tell them god said dont eat it pmsl that had me in stitches

  • @sadev101
    @sadev101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he is aweeeeeesomeeee

  • @Bluediamond2023
    @Bluediamond2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “I eat a pig ass if they cook it right!” LMAO

  • @candidomoreno
    @candidomoreno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Chris Rock is smarter than hes given credit

  • @robbyburnpipe7840
    @robbyburnpipe7840 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If this was a presidential debate he would probably win the presidential campaign.

  • @beefiestofbois5841
    @beefiestofbois5841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Me: this guy sound like marty from Madagascar
    Everyone: 🤦‍♀️

    • @soriegibateh5190
      @soriegibateh5190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is Marty in that movie u get it ryt

  • @elliotemmanuelnogo1632
    @elliotemmanuelnogo1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy is so great 😅😅😅 the diet part

  • @smish60
    @smish60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I am from Rwanda and I'm Lactose intolerant...funny stuff though

  • @harrydeluca972
    @harrydeluca972 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris Rock ROCKS!

  • @AfricanGirl
    @AfricanGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    lol. I love how he talks n sounds when he's telling his jokes 🤣🤣

    • @justmyster1976
      @justmyster1976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? Wow, I love the way he smells 'when he's telling his jokes'. jeez FOH

    • @DavidTa2
      @DavidTa2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah gimme dat one... i want the one wit da naiiiiil in it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anastasiazhigalina
    @anastasiazhigalina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg he’s a genius

  • @newamericanconsensus1547
    @newamericanconsensus1547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nailed it🎯

  • @jorcasce
    @jorcasce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Somewhere in the world someone got offended

    • @arky1790
      @arky1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Somewhere in that room lmao

  • @justgivemethetruth
    @justgivemethetruth 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OH GOD ... don't eat no green meat! I just spit up my drink through my nose! LOL

  • @curtistinemiller1560
    @curtistinemiller1560 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT!.LOL

  • @burniv1
    @burniv1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Truely brilliant!

  • @istvanpraha
    @istvanpraha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OMG I don't always agree with Chris Rock but this was HILLARIOUS!

  • @srirachahero4679
    @srirachahero4679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A Black agnostic. I love this guy.

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I wonder how he feels about the current gluten craze.

  • @gracielahernandez4978
    @gracielahernandez4978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is true. We as 🇺🇸 Americans take for granted.

  • @smc1942
    @smc1942 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    God gave us BACON to show us HE LOVES US!!!

    • @randyh.7782
      @randyh.7782 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes! Bacon on everything. 😋🥓

    • @meonly8071
      @meonly8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nasty ass devil food pig shit

    • @sindobrandnew
      @sindobrandnew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amen bro.

    • @meonly8071
      @meonly8071 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mus be yah mudda yuh ah nyam nasty ass shite

    • @mohammedkamran5407
      @mohammedkamran5407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha man I got stitches! Are you for real! I mean for real. Are you??!!😂😂🤣

  • @martinnovelo4351
    @martinnovelo4351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oct 2019 funny af

  • @malvane8061
    @malvane8061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I personally avoid red meat, but will eat it if offered to me for free.

  • @privacyprivacy8708
    @privacyprivacy8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Trinity awesome

  • @abdiaziizhaydar3527
    @abdiaziizhaydar3527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I never met anyone lactose intolerance. I think it's because I leave in Uganda.

  • @BlakeGibbons
    @BlakeGibbons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Chris said damn it we dont pay to have a lighting crew for no reason.

  • @WeirdAl45231
    @WeirdAl45231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    You know what I don't understand; Vegans. Seriously, some of my favorite artists are vegans but WTF do they eat?

    • @pastelpepe
      @pastelpepe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jonathan Maderos Fruits, nuts, wheat, soy, and vegetables. Google it.

    • @bpwatcher2719
      @bpwatcher2719 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Grass

    • @mariotibbrine1
      @mariotibbrine1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jonathan Maderos do you eat meat?
      Vegans and vegetarians are trying to kill meat eaters by cutting off our food supplies food source next time you see them eating veg tell them to back off and stop killing your food.lol

    • @ebonih7138
      @ebonih7138 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just me IDG why it's called vegan(un vegan food name) like if you don't wanna eat chicken, why work so hard to make something closely resemble it? You can't say you don't like chicken in that case.

    • @khalyleedwards7735
      @khalyleedwards7735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vegans eat anything edible that had nothing to do with animals

  • @zinaright
    @zinaright 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Rwanda indeed nobody is lactose intolerant!

    • @zinaright
      @zinaright 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @aspi rine Some more thsn others. Or less than others for that matter

  • @RonJohn63
    @RonJohn63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:22 That called "ham".

  • @lonniealonzo5203
    @lonniealonzo5203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris Rock makes a lot of sense in this video...😉👍

  • @117fuzz
    @117fuzz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    whats the name of this particular stand up?
    i'd like to watch the whole show

    • @Cheezzy0
      @Cheezzy0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was called Bring the Pain