❤❤❤ My dad listened to your monologue last night because he loves me, and we had actually a very kind and productive conversation about our beliefs and the election. THANK YOU, SIR.
What's scary is people like you actually believe cackling Kamala would a made a good President and your brain has been corrupted by the left wing media, control the media control the mind, your puppets
I'm watching from New Zealand. America, the world's eyes are now FULLY on you - Saving your democracy secures all of ours too. Stay safe, and VOTE!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Indeed I am as well...This is scary stuff...sadly I have to say to Americans will get the president they deserve...Trump detests democracy loathes the US military ....scary times indeed.
I'm watching from NZ as well as- and endorse this comment - the whole democratic world is depending on America to do the right thing - vote Blue - please
Remember when Trump sent a group of people to the capital and never told them to stop?? When he *lost* ?? And when he tried to tell people to stop counting the votes when he *lost* ?? This video’s mostly for fun and jokes, so stop bringing this in hear you Debby Downer.
Your monologue last night was excellent, Jimmy. I shared it with 3 Republicans who are still supporting defendant Trump. ✌🏼💙🇺🇸 Farmers for Harris/Walz!
I believe part of project 2025 is messing with the Farm Bill. Is that being discussed in your community? SNAP benefits and school lunches are also part of the Farm Bill, so..... Stay awesome! 💙🌊💙💙
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288oh yeah! After the tariffs he put in place last time nearly bankrupted all farms, he's going to finish the job so the land can be bought cheap for large corporate farms to grow corn. It's so bad
@@JAy-ct2buBeing too young is easily repaired with time. Being rude and dismissive is much harder to change. Good luck. And all the rest of us know the OP is not the juvenile one.
Don't forget the hundreds he left freezing in Omaha. When your supporters have to be hospitalized - for any reason - after your rallies, you're doing something wrong!
I love "there are no jobs because everybody's got one" and "shouldn't the garbage go in the back"😅😅😅 You did it again Jimmy! You give me so much hope. I can't say it enough, you are funny as hell! AND LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH ❤
I’m losing my mind even with Jimmy and other awesome late night hosts. I’m praying it’s all good by end of next week, but we know better with TRASH TRUMP around. Ugh
@@JordanABL880 Riggghhtt. A person with a degree in Political Science & Economics can't form a sentence. The Russian troll farm shtick is outdated Ivan. Time to come up with some new material.
I'm surprised they found a safety vest that large! I know when I used to have to wear one at work, the ones we had would never fit over his blubberous torso. He's definitely gotten even fatter after losing bigly in 2020.
Thank you! The black jobs on the street made me feel better about all of this never-ending stupidity and chaos. I work for a living and know how to laugh it off with people that struggle.
Jimmy, I know, this election being (reportedly) so close is scary, but you are doing such a great job of both getting the truth about Trump out there, and easing the scare factor with humour. I also think humour gets the message across better because people like to laugh and they learn something in the process. For me you are the best thing from all the media stuff about this election! I wish we had you here in the UK!
I don't think these late night show hosts understand how much they've helped us get through these super dark times. Stephen, Jimmy, and Seth, thank you for your service.v
And the reason he did that is because he's a miser, a skinflint. He did the same in a restaurant when he yelled out '' Food all around for everyone, and they all cheered him, and they all ordered food '' and then he slipped out the back door to avoid paying for it. He's nothing but a scrooge.
What were they doing here? How were they here? If people weren’t here illegally there wouldn’t be anyone to “transport into the desert”. A child could understand this.
biden is senile, I loved when Trump destroyed his legacy in the debate. Now democrats are pretending to love joe. Why did you kick him out of the race?
To all the kids that say that their vote doesn't matter... Please vote! it does matter.I've heard 20 people say that this week, In my small county, in New Jersey. Could you only imagine thousands of counties in our 50 states with the same type of opinion? It makes an impact.
Please talk to those kids. Once you explain a few things that they care about that would impacted by project 2025, then they go vote. My son is in college and he kept putting it away and once I told him to do it for his best friend who is lgbtq and would be crushed by a trump dictatorship, he immediately went.
Technically my vote doesn’t matter. I live in Utah, so not a state that matters. I don’t even think either candidate came here. I did vote anyway down ballot blue 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
That was so good, I had to watch that part twice! Now I really want to meet that beautiful older lady (about my age) who said she's high AF right now. I need a new BFF, and I would love to blaze with this dear woman! I bet she's got lots of hilarious stories to share, I mean, it's SoCal and the craziest place I've ever lived. She reminds me of my BFF 40 years ago, Betsy. Betsy should have done stand-up, funniest person I've ever known. I called her "Betsy Wetsy" once because she made me laugh so hard I peed myself and had to change clothes! She said, "Naw, girl, that's on you... literally!" as she gave me serious side-eye looking at my wet pants. That just made me laugh harder. I love funny people, that's why I love Jimmy!
Also most people prefer presidents who are not in cognitive decline or clueless on Economics. But one is in power and the other may be soon, respectively
"I think most people prefer a president and his Republican members not to be convicted felons, rapists, traitors etc" - Yes, most people, as in majority (>50%). Unfortunately, it is not an overwhelming majority, but only a small majority.
Best monologue ever. I have shared with everyone. Your monologue says it all. What do they see in this man. It scares me what is going to happen if he gets President. 5 Star Monologue all the way and Bravo to you Jimmy.
Kamala's speech was absolutely fantastic, what a crowd 💙🇺🇲 Thanks for all the likes everyone 🤗 💙💙💙🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲Harris/Walz for the WIN, LET'S GO AMERICA🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💙💙💙 Get fired up and Vote COUNTRY ABOVE PARTY! 🇺🇲
I agree. It was very inspirational. No mention of sharks, electrocution, consumption of dogs and cats, or a dead golfer’s private parts. It was all about the people. And helping the people.
@@NagappanaUsoppI’d rather hear a politician talk about anything real, than rehearsed speeches and moot points. We’d probably learn more about Kamala ironically if she talked more off the cuff like Trump. One of the reasons she’s having a hard time winning is people she’s so impersonal.
@@Amplified435You're saying Kamala is impersonal because she has a working brain and has actual good policies to talk about, rather than completely inane and crazy BS like he spews every single time he speaks? 🙄😑
@@Replicant-by1eh The United States affects almost all the countries in the world, through its economic, military and political power, sometimes in good ways, sometimes in bad ways. You can do a deep dive if you'd like by reading "The United States and Sweden: A Partnership Built on Shared Commitments" from the U.S. Department of State.
Thank you so much. I'm trying to talk to as much family as I can. My granddaughter is for trump. It is causing some problems between family. I cannot get her to believe anything I say against him.
@@Ruben-k2t what happened to being the land of the free? Oh right, in Trump’s USA not supporting him is treason. Just like all his heroes in China, ruSSia, and North Korea.
@@tackela2 we’re doing our best to get rid of him. But we respect the democratic process and won’t throw temper tantrums or riots if the vote doesn’t go the way we want.
Vote for dems and what? Suck the living economy out of the Americans. Hurghh... Typically European. Stand on your own feet. Yall should make European Union work and stop worrying about a continent thousands of miles away doofus.
@@jt.633yeah in those 3.5 years he led an insurrection, whined for 3 years, had a trial that went on for a month or so, ran for president again, won the nomination, had dozens of unhinged rallies, the debates, and now we are here
I’m in England and can see the damage that blue states do to America. This is worst time in American history except for the Civil war and the depression and that has nothing to do with Trump. You are all like a horrible little cult that just spews out whatever dribble you heard the tv say. If you spent all this time looking after your own instead of blaming Trump and running away from the problems then the world would be a much better place. I can’t stand either party but the most criminal is definitely the Democratic Party. Sort it out!
@krisdiperna3929 In this situation it is similar to using cannabis for pain control. It does not alleviate the pain but it makes easier to cope with it.
I'm dealing with my anxiety by canvassing and phonebanking. Phonebank and take a bus over to a battleground state and knock on doors (Westcoast to Nevada and Az and East Cost, Georgia, NC, Penn, Mich, Wisc). Or if you can't make it out to another state, I'm pretty sure there is a close congressional race that may determine the balance of power in D.C. and potentially provide a check on a Trump presidency.
I used to be an engineer on a children's train ride in Northridge. Best job I ever had. Y'know what would have made it even better? Having ANY ONE of those people featured in the "What is a Black Job?" segment as a co-worker!
Stop stop yeah , because the democrats believe in the rule of law? Are you allowing criminals to steal ....whatever they want and crap any place they want. Trump24
Maybe because he wants voters to go out and get involved in the democratic process. The more people pay attention, the better. If there's no cheating, no harm done, right? He's calling for legal action, not anything bad.
lol... So you're STUPID. 😂 Inflation was only 1.4% when Trump left office. Biden and Kamala blew inflation up to 40-year highs of over 9% inflation through their terrible policies and overspending.
Thank you!!!! I've been saying the same.. And spelled over to the Biden/Harris, and they had to clean it up.. The economy he was Obama's economy and messed that up..
trump’s tax cuts for the billionaires & big corporations created the biggest deficit by any president. $7.8 trillion increase negatively effects the economy. He is known as the “king of debt”.
@@nsaurabh25 @nsaurabh25 The Emperor God. Wow. You have certainly never read the constitution, have you, or understand its guiding principles? Trump will be neither. He will lose.
My trump presidential WTF moment came when his administration separated children from their parents at the border, and kept them in cages. Literal cages.
That was one of President Biden best speeches ever 👏🏾👏🏾 why is it okay for Trump can call this country a garbage can on NOV 5’ the people will put the Trash on the curb,. love jimmy
"That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life" - Personally, I think he should be banned for life by MLB (so all venues from all MLB teams).
The pearl clutching of the MAGAs every time somebody else says something even slightly reminescent of the language they themselves are using all the time is a sight to behold.
Don’t you find it hilarious when the republicans act the same way as the whining left? remember all we are hearing about is that a trunp comedian made a mean joke on puerto rico, If you didnt have double standards you’d have no standards at all
Trump said, "I didn't use buses for my crowds!" Yes, that's true. For proof, ask any of the thousands of people who were trying to get home from Trump's Coachella Rally.
@@fatroberto3012And we all know that Trump doesn't like to pay overtime. He's told us so himself. Actually, Trump doesn't like to pay at all. And often doesn't.
He doesn’t us buses because all the bus companies refuse to deal with them because the Trump organisation does not pay bills… and way too many outstanding bills from these thieving crooks are still out there
I know Melania seems like fair game as she is legally bound to Donald Trump, but as H. Jackson Brown Jr. famously said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language." As an English and ESL teacher, I am constantly trying to give my students the confidence to speak English without fear of ridicule. How many languages can YOU speak, Jimmy?
He threw paper towels on people being in a catastrophe . Sat on stage and talk about how many more had died in other places. He has no human qualities.
@@Djfeauture I presume that what you meant to write was "You're a bot" but that your English language skills were not up to the task. You could try Night School classes. They cost money I know, but they could help you get a better paying job.
Thank you for supporting our country! Those of us who love America, flaws & all, will be out in full force to proudly vote blue straight down the ballot!💙
Thank you Australia because there is one code that most Americans live by and that is give me your tired your weak and your poor because we can help it's as simple as that
May the Goddess bless you, Jimmy. You have been my voice of grounded sanity the last several weeks leading up to the election. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing your talent, humor, (almost autocorrected to hummus and, yes, that too haha), and inner light with the world!
❤❤❤ My dad listened to your monologue last night because he loves me, and we had actually a very kind and productive conversation about our beliefs and the election. THANK YOU, SIR.
This is incredible and gives me hope. Thank you for sharing
Last night's show made me cry 😢😢
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I tired my friends would not comment. 💔
Props to your dad!
I'm Mexican and I STAND With PUERTO RICO.
I am Chilean, and also stand with my latino brothers and sisters...
I stand with all my sisters and brothers. Vote blue. We stand together
I’m an old Jewish woman (not Hispanic) and I STAND WITH PUERTO RICO! And I’ve loathed Trump since 2016.
Kia Ora, I am a Maori from Aotearoa New Zealand and I stand with Puerto Rico.
Trump says everybody is cheating, even when Putin had his third child😂😂😂
Jimmy…thank you for making me laugh every night the past couple of months! It makes these scary times easier to deal with ☺️
Yes Jimmy & Jon 💜
💯
Yeah its so scary :(((
What's scary is people like you actually believe cackling Kamala would a made a good President and your brain has been corrupted by the left wing media, control the media control the mind, your puppets
THIS AGED TERRIBLY WELL.
I'm watching from New Zealand. America, the world's eyes are now FULLY on you - Saving your democracy secures all of ours too. Stay safe, and VOTE!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you!! 💙💙💙
Joe Biden called Trump supporters "garbage."
This is rerrifying
Indeed I am as well...This is scary stuff...sadly I have to say to Americans will get the president they deserve...Trump detests democracy loathes the US military ....scary times indeed.
I'm watching from NZ as well as- and endorse this comment - the whole democratic world is depending on America to do the right thing - vote Blue - please
Thanks for speaking the truth Jimmy
Thank you, Jimmy. For speaking the truth through your comedy. Thanks for the laughs at this crazy time in our country
🐑
REAL COMEDY🎉🎉🎉🎉
Kimmel you lost.
Remember when Trump sent a group of people to the capital and never told them to stop?? When he *lost* ?? And when he tried to tell people to stop counting the votes when he *lost* ?? This video’s mostly for fun and jokes, so stop bringing this in hear you Debby Downer.
Your monologue last night was excellent, Jimmy. I shared it with 3 Republicans who are still supporting defendant Trump. ✌🏼💙🇺🇸 Farmers for Harris/Walz!
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I believe part of project 2025 is messing with the Farm Bill. Is that being discussed in your community? SNAP benefits and school lunches are also part of the Farm Bill, so..... Stay awesome! 💙🌊💙💙
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288oh yeah! After the tariffs he put in place last time nearly bankrupted all farms, he's going to finish the job so the land can be bought cheap for large corporate farms to grow corn. It's so bad
I sent it to my 85 year old dad who was thrilled. He is a democrat who already voted, though.
@@Ford_prefect_42 you honestly believe the democratic party supports family farms and rural america. Yeah brainwashed much?
Early voted in person here in Red Kansas for KAMALA!!! 🇺🇸
I'm another Kansan voting for Harris Walz!
Smart
Thank you both!
Same here!
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
Little Marco was practically breathless!
L’ddl Marco
Looks like he was collecting money for his paper route!
Practically? No, he was most definitely breathlessly giddy!
@@wandajochandler5248 imagine that liddl thing ran for POTUS.
That was a pathetic little performance by Rubio
😂😂😂😂 Man this monologue was exceptionally good 👍👍👍👍
And ineffective
Hi Jimmy! Thank you for doing what you do! Your show is like therapy to me, even if only for a little while. Take care!
Bot
Therapy? Lmao get a grip of reality
@user-qj5ot3ru6o how much do you make as a bot?
Well thank you for the compliment I appreciate it
@Aussiematee You would understand if you also had to listen to the orange turd spew B S for the last nine years.
Love this guy❣️
Thank you Jimmy.
making us laugh about all of this lunacy for years now, thank you Jimmy!!!
THANK YOU Jimmy and your writing staff! U r keeping me sane during this ridiculous election
You must be 10 years old
@@JAy-ct2buBeing too young is easily repaired with time. Being rude and dismissive is much harder to change. Good luck.
And all the rest of us know the OP is not the juvenile one.
Lol, it was a obsessed skit about DJT. Jimmy Kimmel has gone downhill. Figures why I haven't seen him trending.
That’s sad
Oh really.....
"I didn't bus anyone," he says. That's right, he abandoned his followers in the middle of the desert at night, I forgot!
I was thinking the same thing!
What? No MAGA fans responded? None?😂
Don't forget the hundreds he left freezing in Omaha. When your supporters have to be hospitalized - for any reason - after your rallies, you're doing something wrong!
I thought the same thing.
There wasn't a single New Yorker at the MSG rally. They were in buses.
I love "there are no jobs because everybody's got one" and "shouldn't the garbage go in the back"😅😅😅 You did it again Jimmy! You give me so much hope. I can't say it enough, you are funny as hell! AND LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH ❤
He's a scumbag who belongs in prison for voter misinformation.
"The garbage goes in the back of the truck."...😂 Please 🙏 vote 💙.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Absolutely 100% correct.
or yells from the passenger window....
So pretty much they have Garbage driving Garbage around!!!!
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Your show is keeping me sane this final week THANK YOU SIR
Me too! Watching from Australia. 💙
I think this show was one of the best 🤣
If this show is keeping you sane you need to be in a looney bin
I’m losing my mind even with Jimmy and other awesome late night hosts. I’m praying it’s all good by end of next week, but we know better with TRASH TRUMP around. Ugh
@@carlakinsella3833
Interesting! This will be my third time also voting against Trump and proudly so.
Same here! Hillary, Joe Biden & now. Kamala 💙💙💙
for me I voted against him twice, but in this election I am voting for Kamala, it feels good
Same here.
3rd time voting against the orange traitor 💙💙💙💙💙💙
How about when he ran in 2000 and lost in the primaries though?
Typical, they can hurl a million insults but cannot take 1 insult in return. Grow a spine!
He’s like a little kid!
They're such jerks!!
@@NagappanaUsopp
He has the speaking ability of a 4th grader
@@johnwebster76and how does Kamala speak? 😂😂. Can’t even form a sentence
@@JordanABL880 Riggghhtt. A person with a degree in Political Science & Economics can't form a sentence.
The Russian troll farm shtick is outdated Ivan. Time to come up with some new material.
Thank you, Jimmy, for the laughs you bring every night. It helps in a scary time!
TBH didn't know he was still on the air. So beg to differ in opinion. His skit was poor and figures why he doesn't trend anymore.
@@Jaygonzo-dt6jh He's really big with the boomers that still watch TV
BETTER FIND A SAFE SPACE!!
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"The garbage goes in the back of the truck." Great line😅
To be honest it's pretty low level
@@snowmonkey1go back to Fox news
@@Nillywilly08 They're equally as biased as this drivel.. same donors.
It's true
I'm surprised they found a safety vest that large! I know when I used to have to wear one at work, the ones we had would never fit over his blubberous torso.
He's definitely gotten even fatter after losing bigly in 2020.
Black job = President 😁 Vote for Kamala Harris 💙🗳️🌊💙
What percent is she like 12.5?
Perfect.
@@dmurray2978You know nothing about genetics. Yet you probably think yours are superior, don't you? 😒
@@dmurray2978what a trashy comment.
@christyrox5526 did you think it was trashy when Trump said what he said about black jobs?
Thank you Jimmy for putting Trump in the WH now go away 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 Trump Trump Trump 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I'm so happy to see the turn out for Harris. Beautiful.
Time to get rid of Stupid.... Vote Blue
Blue
It was Spectacular!😍
your a bot.
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
Thanks Jimmy! You don't let us go crazy...🙏💙💙💙💙💙💙🙏
cuz you all are already
well I guess you have gone crazy
I Love you Jimmy for saying what I think of Decrepted,
Demented,
Dishonest,
Don Old Keep it up. You are saving my sanity in this election.💙💙
*Decrepit
Not true...she's got huge,great Sally's where she speaks like an adult..not a 6 year old
Magas are garbage
I love you Jimmy..your monologuing are the best
Thank you! The black jobs on the street made me feel better about all of this never-ending stupidity and chaos. I work for a living and know how to laugh it off with people that struggle.
Jimmy, I know, this election being (reportedly) so close is scary, but you are doing such a great job of both getting the truth about Trump out there, and easing the scare factor with humour. I also think humour gets the message across better because people like to laugh and they learn something in the process.
For me you are the best thing from all the media stuff about this election! I wish we had you here in the UK!
💯💯💯💯💯💯
Vote 💙💙💙
That he still has supporters is terrifying to me.
That he still has supporters is terrifying to me.
I totally agree- the election is giving me anxiety!!! Thank you for keeping me feeling grounded , and making me laugh!!! 💙 🇺🇸
Thank you Jimmy and all of your writers and crew!!! I really needed this laugh!!!! 😂😂😂
I don't think these late night show hosts understand how much they've helped us get through these super dark times. Stephen, Jimmy, and Seth, thank you for your service.v
True!
And John Oliver and John Stewart
When the history is written about the 2024 Presidential election, your point will be duly noted!
💯 cause if we don't laugh we would all be laying on a therapist's couch and the therapists would be crying
🎶“If we weren’t all laughing we would be insane.”🎶
Jimmy, you're right under the "NYC rally" on my feed and I love it based on what I watch most! Great shows and content very enjoyable! Keep it up
He bussed people into the desert and deserted them there! 😂
he separated children from their families and I don't care where you are from that is just wrong on every level
His surrogates bussed people into DC on Jan 6th. Trump accusations are confessions.
And the reason he did that is because he's a miser, a skinflint. He did the same in a restaurant when he yelled out '' Food all around for everyone, and they all cheered him, and they all ordered food '' and then he slipped out the back door to avoid paying for it. He's nothing but a scrooge.
That was sooo cool... they still eat up his every lie
What were they doing here? How were they here? If people weren’t here illegally there wouldn’t be anyone to “transport into the desert”. A child could understand this.
My granny used to say “ they got a taste of their own medicine” .. and they didn’t like it .. hmmm
My granny too. 😂
knock knock, Canada here ... please vote BLUE ... we want you to remain a democracy
..as Canada
Knock knock …. Stay in Canada with that opinion
@@Ruben-k2t you’re against democracy or against Canada?
Not only Canada wants that. The rest of the western world wants the same.
@@Ruben-k2t
Jimmy thank you for making us laugh. We voted for Harris/Walz. 💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲💙🇺🇲
😂😂😂 how did that go?
Biden is very honest!! I love him soooo much🇺🇲💙🙏
He meant every word and that is just fine.
Exactly. Biden said no lies. 🗑️🤷🏻♀️
And who cares if he made a faux pas? He was honest. And since he apologized for it, the apology is accepted.
biden is senile, I loved when Trump destroyed his legacy in the debate. Now democrats are pretending to love joe. Why did you kick him out of the race?
Me too, thank you Biden defend the Latinos
To all the kids that say that their vote doesn't matter... Please vote! it does matter.I've heard 20 people say that this week, In my small county, in New Jersey. Could you only imagine thousands of counties in our 50 states with the same type of opinion? It makes an impact.
Please talk to those kids. Once you explain a few things that they care about that would impacted by project 2025, then they go vote. My son is in college and he kept putting it away and once I told him to do it for his best friend who is lgbtq and would be crushed by a trump dictatorship, he immediately went.
EVERY VOTE COUNTS !!!
Bean by bean, the sack fills.
Technically my vote doesn’t matter. I live in Utah, so not a state that matters. I don’t even think either candidate came here. I did vote anyway down ballot blue 🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙
EVERY VOTE matters in EVERY state .
This means that they are disengaged locally too. It’s sad.
Don't vote, it's rigged. Trump will win no matter what thanks to jimmy keep talking about him.
It’s ok for Trump to disparage people, but when the tables are turned all he does is whine.
Biden was talking about trump supporter he was talking about who made the garbage statement
That is what bullies do
thats rich, liberals are the snowflakes of the world. You melt
He's a great big whiny baby!!
@@tackela2says the whinning lil MAGA cultist
Jimmy Kinnel crying tonight 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
omg. the black job segment had me rolling!!! keep this up!! thanks for bringing us continued laughter during this crazy time!
ikrrr, so grateful for the positivity and giggles!
Yes. Laughter is the best medicine.😂😂😂
That was so good, I had to watch that part twice!
Now I really want to meet that beautiful older lady (about my age) who said she's high AF right now. I need a new BFF, and I would love to blaze with this dear woman! I bet she's got lots of hilarious stories to share, I mean, it's SoCal and the craziest place I've ever lived.
She reminds me of my BFF 40 years ago, Betsy. Betsy should have done stand-up, funniest person I've ever known. I called her "Betsy Wetsy" once because she made me laugh so hard I peed myself and had to change clothes! She said, "Naw, girl, that's on you... literally!" as she gave me serious side-eye looking at my wet pants. That just made me laugh harder.
I love funny people, that's why I love Jimmy!
Wait the immigrants are coming in to take Oprah's job?
Selling surfboards. ROFLMAO!
Thank you for the spot on commentary and the laughs. Both are necessary for survival these days.
💙🩵💙🌊🇺🇸🍁💙🩵💙
It was a ridiculous skit with fake laughter. JS
Huuuge tent, Come join the republicans and fhe 47th president of the united stayes, Trump baby!!!!
Post some more blue bullshit... maybe that will change the results!!!!!!! TRUMP BABY
I want to thank you and your writers for helping me get through this stressful time. Love you all. Especially Guillermo 😊
I think most people prefer a president and his Republican members not to be convicted felons, rapists, traitors etc .
Hit the thumbs up if you agree.
Also most people prefer presidents who are not in cognitive decline or clueless on Economics. But one is in power and the other may be soon, respectively
im not so sure 😅
Thumbs down for misinformation and corrupt courts.
I want a president that respects her own country.
"I think most people prefer a president and his Republican members not to be convicted felons, rapists, traitors etc" - Yes, most people, as in majority (>50%). Unfortunately, it is not an overwhelming majority, but only a small majority.
Best monologue ever. I have shared with everyone. Your monologue says it all. What do they see in this man. It scares me what is going to happen if he gets President. 5 Star Monologue all the way and Bravo to you Jimmy.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊 ❤👋
Brilliant…… as usual. Love you Jimmy …and all the gang. 🥰🥰🥰
Kamala's speech was absolutely fantastic, what a crowd 💙🇺🇲
Thanks for all the likes everyone 🤗
💙💙💙🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲Harris/Walz for the WIN, LET'S GO AMERICA🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲💙💙💙 Get fired up and Vote COUNTRY ABOVE PARTY! 🇺🇲
I agree. It was very inspirational. No mention of sharks, electrocution, consumption of dogs and cats, or a dead golfer’s private parts. It was all about the people. And helping the people.
What part?
Every time I hear her I’m so proud I voted for her. She is an impressive leader. She can handle
anyone.
@@NagappanaUsoppI’d rather hear a politician talk about anything real, than rehearsed speeches and moot points. We’d probably learn more about Kamala ironically if she talked more off the cuff like Trump. One of the reasons she’s having a hard time winning is people she’s so impersonal.
@@Amplified435You're saying Kamala is impersonal because she has a working brain and has actual good policies to talk about, rather than completely inane and crazy BS like he spews every single time he speaks? 🙄😑
The “garbage goes in the back of the truck” was perfect-love your show/videos ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Jimmy, you make my day, thank you.😺🇱🇷
Jimmy Kimmel Live, keep knocking it out of the park, you guys are the Freddie Freeman of late night TV. 👍👍 from Australia.
❤q
Glad you can't vote.
Poor Marco Rubio...he is a bottom feeder without a back bone.
You feel sorry for a person like Rubio. The way that he humiliated him self only to please Trump.
Easier to get into those tight spots….😂
Next Rubio will suck up to Putin. What a loser.
That sums up every maga Senator or member of Congress.
Second to miss Linsey
Watching from Sweden very nervously ...🇸🇪 You gotta do the right thing, USA! PLEASE.
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Trump's gonna win...fyi...nothing but Trump signs EVERYWHERE in NC & PA!!
We will sure try! 🦅💙
Jag är en svensk boende i USA och Trump är hur äcklig som helt. Harris måste vinna
How does it affect you? Don't you have your own issues?
@@Replicant-by1eh The United States affects almost all the countries in the world, through its economic, military and political power, sometimes in good ways, sometimes in bad ways. You can do a deep dive if you'd like by reading "The United States and Sweden: A Partnership Built on Shared Commitments" from the U.S. Department of State.
Thank you Jimmy for pointing out the double standard and the mind boggling hypocrisy.
From the U.K please dont let Trump win America, for the good of the whole world 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙👍👍👍
We are trying, but there's lots of brainwashed and ignorant people to deal with.
Loved your comment. TY
Thank you so much. I'm trying to talk to as much family as I can. My granddaughter is for trump. It is causing some problems between family. I cannot get her to believe anything I say against him.
Yeah, vote for the socialist Kamala, like in UK.
We know if he doesn’t win he is going to try to attack our Federal buildings but this time we are ready to fight back.
This Canadian wishes they could vote for kamala! ❤ from 🍁
Me too❤️🇨🇦
Trudeau is a real gem, keep your communism to yourself
American here stay in Canada
@@Ruben-k2t what happened to being the land of the free? Oh right, in Trump’s USA not supporting him is treason. Just like all his heroes in China, ruSSia, and North Korea.
@@tackela2 we’re doing our best to get rid of him. But we respect the democratic process and won’t throw temper tantrums or riots if the vote doesn’t go the way we want.
Thank you Jimmy! Love your show.
Thank you. Great Job. Removed my stress for the night
Well if he's so sure he won the presidency then he wouldn't't be able to be elected for a 3rd term right??
German here. Please vote for Democracy dear Americans. ✨💙
Yes ,plz take more muslim immigrants ans see in 2050 idiiiot.
We will❤
Vote blue!
History can repeat itself if we don’t pay attention. Donald Trump is not just a danger to America. He is a danger to the world.
Vote for dems and what? Suck the living economy out of the Americans. Hurghh... Typically European. Stand on your own feet. Yall should make European Union work and stop worrying about a continent thousands of miles away doofus.
Jimmy is the best and has kept me sane. I’m tired of being stressed for a decade over this orange a-hole. VOTE BLUE
youre stessed even though he wasnt the president for the last 3.5 years? rent free
Chump wasn’t president, but he just never went away. His whiny voice was still yapping incessantly, exhaustingly.
dream on never happen
@@jt.633yeah in those 3.5 years he led an insurrection, whined for 3 years, had a trial that went on for a month or so, ran for president again, won the nomination, had dozens of unhinged rallies, the debates, and now we are here
I’m in England and can see the damage that blue states do to America. This is worst time in American history except for the Civil war and the depression and that has nothing to do with Trump. You are all like a horrible little cult that just spews out whatever dribble you heard the tv say. If you spent all this time looking after your own instead of blaming Trump and running away from the problems then the world would be a much better place. I can’t stand either party but the most criminal is definitely the Democratic Party. Sort it out!
Jimmy, you are incredibly calm. I'll take what you're having!
As he said...cannabis is legal in his state.😉
@@kerrylee4633 Oh for sure but right now I'm not even certain that would work for me!
@krisdiperna3929 In this situation it is similar to using cannabis for pain control. It does not alleviate the pain but it makes easier to cope with it.
@krisdiperna3929 ❤Stay Strong friend 😊
I'm dealing with my anxiety by canvassing and phonebanking. Phonebank and take a bus over to a battleground state and knock on doors (Westcoast to Nevada and Az and East Cost, Georgia, NC, Penn, Mich, Wisc). Or if you can't make it out to another state, I'm pretty sure there is a close congressional race that may determine the balance of power in D.C. and potentially provide a check on a Trump presidency.
I used to be an engineer on a children's train ride in Northridge. Best job I ever had.
Y'know what would have made it even better? Having ANY ONE of those people featured in the "What is a Black Job?" segment as a co-worker!
VOTE EARLY!!! TRACK YOUR BALLOT!
We cannot allow the Orange Dumpster Fire to win again! Vote BLUE 🔵.
Wife and I voted blue a few weeks ago along with all of our family.
I voted blue n tracked my ballot 👍 Ohio
Stop stop yeah , because the democrats believe in the rule of law? Are you allowing criminals to steal ....whatever they want and crap any place they want. Trump24
@@Holyblades1982 Thank you all 💙🌊
Trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"little Marco" is now bffs. what cowards
3:05 If Trump says pennsylvania is cheating, it means he is losing the state.
You hit the nail directly on the head with that statement.
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Oh yeah Trump wins watch what the news comes up with
Happy thought, but ask yourself W.T.F. does Drumph know?
Maybe because he wants voters to go out and get involved in the democratic process. The more people pay attention, the better. If there's no cheating, no harm done, right? He's calling for legal action, not anything bad.
"Naked, on a beach, with Tito's and ginger-ale..." I think this man just solved world peace.
🇨🇴Colombiano for democracy, integrity, values, fairness and peace 💯💙🇺🇸
Sound choices!
Which the democrats have distanced himself from. Remember this talk show and many of the media is controlled by the left. Do your research!
Gracias por tus bendiciones!
¡Gracias amigo!
@@javiergonzalezcr Colombiano for republicans ✊
In India, Kamala's name means LOTUS flower 🪷
In USA, Kamala means POTUS power 💪💙💙
i thought modi hindus were all about orange fuhrer.
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Oh! I like that!
Kamala’s mother really loved her daughters ❤
@@vsznryIf you don't know, India is big country. There are every shades of opinion exist here.
Trump started INFLATION in late 2020 with his disastrous handling of COVID 🙄 .
We're voting for KAMALA Harris 💙 .
lol... So you're STUPID. 😂
Inflation was only 1.4% when Trump left office. Biden and Kamala blew inflation up to 40-year highs of over 9% inflation through their terrible policies and overspending.
I was in front of the death door twice because of COVID-19. I would be dead if Trump kept denying COVID-19 danger.
And those universal tariffs will exacerbate inflation like never before. Just ask Goldman-Sachs - the "bastion" of liberality.
Thank you!!!! I've been saying the same.. And spelled over to the Biden/Harris, and they had to clean it up.. The economy he was Obama's economy and messed that up..
trump’s tax cuts for the billionaires & big corporations created the biggest deficit by any president. $7.8 trillion increase negatively effects the economy. He is known as the “king of debt”.
Love you Jimmy!
Biden was saying his truth.
it's not his truth, it is the *Truth*
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
@@nsaurabh25 @nsaurabh25 The Emperor God. Wow. You have certainly never read the constitution, have you, or understand its guiding principles? Trump will be neither. He will lose.
Yes Trumps supporters comment (singular) was trash 🗑
@@nsaurabh25You forgot your sarcasm symbol.
God, let this election be OVER and Trump in prison.
Thanks god people like you are not deciding the outcome of the election
@@simson4038 Thomas Crooks
@@simson4038 Shouldn't have missed
@@simson4038 Your God is Trump
@@simson4038 RIP MAGA.
Keeping us sane. Thanks Jimmy❤
Lol, that's hilariously ironic seeing as how Kimmel was the one crying over the election results 🤣🤣🤣
Once again Jimmy said it best, the garbage goes in the back of the truck especially if it's past the garbage's jail time.
Trump 4everrrrr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love, love, love Jimmy Kimmel.❤❤❤ And the big grinning Maggot too! 🐛🐛🐛
@@tuyenle8107 In prison.
Except when it takes itself out 😆😆😆😆
@@tuyenle8107Troll.
People who are thinking of voting for Donald Trump, obviously aren't thinking.
Are you serious ? 😂😂😂😂
i thought
A safe border sounds pretty good ngl
If Trump doesn't insult your intelligence, you don't have any
@@LiamDickson-n1obe more afraid of your neighbors
Throwing paper towels in Puerto Rica, was something that disgusted me, years ago, Trump is a nightmare
Time for Trump to throw in his paper towel, alright.
I'll never forget my shock. I was staring at the TV like naaah. This can't be real.
Well you will have a nightmare for the next four years.
My trump presidential WTF moment came when his administration separated children from their parents at the border, and kept them in cages. Literal cages.
@@jjfalarka8837 not if the majority get out and vote. But he's going to pop his clogs or be deemed unfit, and you won't have the Prez you wanted.
I'm going to kayak to work today on liberal woke tears.
😂😂☠️
@@79viewer say goodbye to overtime pay and Social Security!!
@@freya8133 let’s revisit your comment in 3 years ;)
you have a kayak? Good! Gonna need it when trump makes a mess of the job market, like the previous time. lollolol.
Drumph is BONKERS! Hugs and kisses from Puerto Riquéños, ay? 😂😂😂 With tears in their eyes as the call him "sir".
Aren't his supporters tired of hearing the same stupid made up crap over and over
*every time 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As I write this you have 66 likes. Donald Johnny Drumph = 666. The antichrist.
That was one of President Biden best speeches ever 👏🏾👏🏾
why is it okay for Trump can call this country a garbage can
on NOV 5’ the people will put the Trash on the curb,.
love jimmy
They are deaf to Trump!
💙💙💙By the way: joe didn’t call people garbage. Sadly some maga rubios twist words and don’t know how to quote. VOTE BLUE!
He said supporter's not supporters.
He said america currently functions as a garbage can for other states because they unload their criminals here.
Just for context.
No he called supporters you liars
That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life.
Or at least fined heavily.
"That guy grabbing the baseball glove should be banned from that stadium for life" - Personally, I think he should be banned for life by MLB (so all venues from all MLB teams).
@@nomore6167I agree. Never again should he be in a stadium.
He was banned by Yankees @@pzh3334
It's the perfect visual metaphor of the election.😊
Once again, Trump is funnier than Jimmy.
Trump definitely appeals to a certain level of intelligence lmao
I prefer my presidents to not be convicted felons.
You didn't for him the first time either...
Exactly!!!
Right. I prefer my presidents to get away with felonies. 😉
@@simson4038 He was also pretty much a known criminal before that though
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After all the PASSES LUMPY GOT for his rhetoric, I think Biden deserves a pass…💙☮️💘🕊️💙
@@danmcgriff1421 to quote JD Vance, "get over it"
@@danmcgriff1421 ? This hardly makes sense.
I agree with what he said but wish he hadn't. He's a seasoned politician for crying out loud...
@@gointothedogs4634 he is trying to say: HUNTER! HUNTER! RAAAAAH! HUNTER!
I agree what Biden said. "It was the supporters (singular) comment that was trash.
The pearl clutching of the MAGAs every time somebody else says something even slightly reminescent of the language they themselves are using all the time is a sight to behold.
Don’t you find it hilarious when the republicans act the same way as the whining left? remember all we are hearing about is that a trunp
comedian made a mean joke on puerto rico, If you didnt have double standards you’d have no standards at all
well your claiming for years Trump is insulting Hard for you to define that the other side is nothing better
@@tackela2 as I was saying...
Snowflakin' bigly
They've been swarming these comment sections, too, showing how desperate they're getting.
Chump's white lipstick is so retro. Slay, Queen!
The "High Pitch Eric" spoof did me in...
Bwaahaahaa!!
New subscriber
That's his real voice.😅
Trump said, "I didn't use buses for my crowds!"
Yes, that's true. For proof, ask any of the thousands of people who were trying to get home from Trump's Coachella Rally.
Great point!
BINGO!!!!!!!!
@@markedly1013 He bussed them in OK but the drivers wanted overtime to bus them back, so he left them. Pity he didn't have his garbage truck then.
@@fatroberto3012And we all know that Trump doesn't like to pay overtime. He's told us so himself. Actually, Trump doesn't like to pay at all. And often doesn't.
He doesn’t us buses because all the bus companies refuse to deal with them because the Trump organisation does not pay bills… and way too many outstanding bills from these thieving crooks are still out there
Don't you dare apologize Joe!
Exactly ! I would’ve doubled down! After all the ish Trump talks about Americans
your a bot.
Right......I mean it is what it is
It's one thing to call a candidate bad names, but half of Americans? Watch maga garbage vote your undemocratic party out of office.
Trump is America's last hope. The Emperor God. We love him.
I know Melania seems like fair game as she is legally bound to Donald Trump, but as H. Jackson Brown Jr. famously said, "Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language." As an English and ESL teacher, I am constantly trying to give my students the confidence to speak English without fear of ridicule. How many languages can YOU speak, Jimmy?
He threw paper towels on people being in a catastrophe . Sat on stage and talk about how many more had died in other places. He has no human qualities.
Not true, I'm afraid. He has plenty of "Human Qualities" - sadly none of them are from the better side of our humanity! 👿
your a bot.
He was never human to begin with.
@@Djfeauture I presume that what you meant to write was "You're a bot" but that your English language skills were not up to the task. You could try Night School classes. They cost money I know, but they could help you get a better paying job.
You lie! Paid actor
Australian here, please vote blue! I love America and went to college there years ago! Thanks for the courage Jimmy to speak your mind!
Thank you for supporting our country! Those of us who love America, flaws & all, will be out in full force to proudly vote blue straight down the ballot!💙
Thank you Australia because there is one code that most Americans live by and that is give me your tired your weak and your poor because we can help it's as simple as that
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Agree
RED
Let’s not forget he withheld hurricane funding, and threw paper towels to Boricuas in Puerto Rico! Go Kamala!
And barely helped north Carolina
Yet, so many of them have already voted for him. They get what they deserve for letting that misogyny and colorism come before, their own wellbeing.
Let's not forget about the FUNDING sent to the wars created under BIDEN! LET'S NOT FORGET THE HURRICANES AND THE FIRES!
your a bot.
@@Djfeauture why do you say the commenter is a bot? What was said is factual?
Well Jimmy the people of the United States of America have spoken and have voted we got the garbage out didn't we
Jimmy still has a show so not yet
Black job - President of the United States! 💙💙💙
Re: _"Black job - President"_ That would be my favorite response if anyone had thought of it!
We gunna be saying this all the time when she wins!!
@@MADVESSELbetter than saying if he wins with that Project 25 garbage,I feel like I'm under a dictatorship!
You know he thinks that poor guy is a "Black Job."
Yall know what he meant, trump 2024
May the Goddess bless you, Jimmy. You have been my voice of grounded sanity the last several weeks leading up to the election. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing your talent, humor, (almost autocorrected to hummus and, yes, that too haha), and inner light with the world!
I just love Jimmy for keeping it honest and real.
Lmao.. okay bud.
honest... real... yeah, it sure is LOL hahhahahahahaha
😂😂😂
Hey Jimmy, how do you like the election results????????