She baited him so easily. It was frightening. Why would you vote for someone who knows nothing about everything. Kamala was right, you can see why world leaders are laughing at him. America should be ashamed at him even being the GOP nominee.
They are actually ON VIDEO AND A HOT MIC laughing at him. They were bagging him and got caught! The SAME UN......Got laughed at on stage....pushed the president of Montenegro out of the way AND THE walked IN FRONT of the Queen of England?? Trump has ZERO idea how to act...He ISN'T a statesman's arse.
Foreign leaders would laugh at him if he had no chance of winning. As it is, world leaders are very worried about him returning to the White House. Some world leaders, on the other hand, will be giving him a helping hand to win - ones like Vladimir Putin. World peace is at stake, and people's lives are at stake. No laughing matter when you consider that the fate of the world lies in the hands of a few thousand people who have an IQ in single digits.
When Fox says it was her night, it was her night. He's right the moderators were unfair, they let him talk for 5 minutes longer than her. Not once did they shut him down when he would squeeze in his extra rebuttals
@@BubblegumKoi , that's actually customary. Not as in fashion as it used to be but when I saw that as a kid my mom explained it to me. It still seems a bit strange
The guy shouting “why wouldn’t you look at her?” the loudest is actually Tim Miller, who’s a contributor for The Bulwark (they’re mostly made up of former Republicans who left because they absolutely HATE trump and the radicals) and this guy has made it his freaking life’s mission to see Trump get taken the f*** down.
That was Tim Miller of the Bullwark who yelled that at Trump. Tim used to be the spokesman for the RNC but has since denounced and left the Republican Party.
After he debated Biden he immediately asked for the second debate. So, does that mean he believes he lost to Biden since he just said the loser is the one who wants a rematch? OMG, he is a piece of work. SMH.
Trump is thinking of every excuse in the book on why he cannot debate Kamela again. He is petrified that he might have to debate her if the pressure gets to be too much.
If I were a resident of Springfield, Ohio, I would be so angry that he brought such negative attention to our city, and to our poor Haitian immigrants. If any harm comes to any of them, it will be on Vance and Trump’s hands! And they call themselves Christians! Disgraceful!
I have seen many Springfield's residents already spouting angry comments. They can actually sue orange head and his couch assistant for libel or defamation.
@@KentuckyBrad Were they wearing "Look Ma, I'm an immigrant" t-shirts? Unless it's under oath, I give as much stock to that as I do to all the stories about busses of people voting (by the way, disabled and elder often go to the polls by bus because, hello, not everyone drives or can get there easily). Funny thing about all those stories, no one would repeat them when UNDER OATH which is why their court cases were dismissed in 60+ cases. I have evidence is only worthwhile if it's real evidence someone is willing to testify to.
As an independent and a woman, I am both disgusted and appalled at the behavior and ideology of the Former President and his running-mate regarding my reproductive rights. The very same rights I was born with, my mother was born with, and my grandmother fought for. This effort from the GOP to undo fifty years of progress towards equality, women’s rights and body autonomy both completely goes against what they stand for (less government surveillance and interference), and acts as a direct attack on every woman on U.S. soil.
Thank you for your post. Your comments perfectly describe the nightmare situation they have created for American women who should have the right to do whatever they would like with their own bodies. It reminds me of when Kamala asked Brett Kavanaugh if he was aware of any laws affecting a man's body and he was flabbergasted by the question. His reaction was priceless and very telling. Men have NO business telling a woman what to do with her body. Someone once asked me if I (a man) was planning on having an abortion. Obviously, they felt that I shouldn't care about the issue and I was offended. It's the damn principle! As Tim Walz says, "Mind your own damn business."
I understand your sentiment completely. It’s hard to imagine Trump being the answer to any problem, other than just leading a revolt against the whole system. And if people think now is so terrible, they really ought to take a history class. Going back is not the answer
I agree. Who, in their right mind, would actually decide to vote for Trump with a clear conscious? All of that unlawfulness and corruption. Trump is obviously a big disgrace to America.
He's talking about people eating cats and dogs....and still expects people to elect him as the leader of the free world! Shaking my head and rolling my eyes!!
@@supermaximglitchy1 haha Don't let Trump and MAGA ruin your day...Don't let them in your head! They are useless to saving our Democracy..Vote BLUE, Stay TRUE!
Your world is far from free out of curiosity if Trump had made an attempt to assassinate Kamala at one of her rallies would she be as smug as she was during the debate against him for whatever your reason is for supporting her you must be woke but not awake have you been oblivious to the last three and half years of how it's all gone down
@@IvyEvans I blame a lot of it on "social promotion" where kids are promoted to the next grade whether they've learned anything or not. In my experience, at least half of HS graduates function at little more than an 8th grade level.
Fil on the Wings of Pegasis TH-cam channel did a computer analysis and proved Laura Trump cheated by using digital pitch correction on the recording and STILL was so bad it's unbearable to listen to. Trumps think they can buy anything including taste and talent. Hahaha
I’m in a magaland district. Some trumper was on the corner of my local gas station grifting the felon’s merch, so I asked to see his permit. Shocker, he didn’t have one, so I reported him to city LE. These criminals always think they’re above the law and I’m damn tired of it.
Why not? Their patron Saint of no redeemable qualities, has recently used Arlington cemetery as a photo op, with very little blowback. trump's continuous "stunts" only encourage this type of behavior, the only difference is that guy on the corner selling "the felons merch" and probably made in China, will get a citation and will have to pay a fine, the trump never... would
Taylor’s endorsement post was perfection, and the timing was great too. Just remember though that debates don’t win elections alone. We still gotta put in the work to get Kamala elected in November. Check your registration, get out and vote for her, and make sure your vote is counted after you cast it!
@@dudas35 All she did was endorse Harris. She didn’t tell anybody how to vote, but rather to make sure to vote. At least she actually made her money, regardless of her relationship situation.
Its not that she Endorses her, it's what she said in her comment she was spot on with what she said, so it is why she backed her that is important and not that she did and yes it will have a Major affect, proud of you Taylor for backing America
Stinky lost the debate just by walking on stage, he couldn't handle a women being calm, and calling him out on all his lies in front of his face, for everyone to hear, that right there pissed him off, and made him lose it, with some bullshit about people eat other people pets, that when he lost the debate
TommyLuxerp 3921.... You r absolutely right, he did lose it, and if that line didn't work, she could have called him a LOSER!! I understand from an ex aide of his, that if someone in power or highly regarded called him a LOSER, he would frickin lose it!!! 😢
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I bet Melania was laughing her A$$ off watching Kamala putting old Donnie through the wringer😂🤣
Loved him ever since Ben Steins Money. A true human. When he was moved to tears over the GLASS BOWL (some rich white guy) who killed the aged male lion in Africa, he won my heart forever.
"She had the questions in advance"?? No, she was prepared! Being good at debates is a skill. It takes practice. High school children do it, but Trump couldn't be bothered.
Yes, but even if she did .. or he did, so what? The questions were what you'd expect for a job interview for POTUS and they should both have had their answers ready. Trump simply did not, or if he did, that noise in his head was saying "Tell 'em about the cats and dogs story"
They are pretty typical questions any candidate should have no problem answering/discussing. My ten year old nephew could’ve prepared and given better answers than Trump
Springfield Ohio here. The only thing I've noticed missing from our streets in the past week, are the 20 Haitians that used to walk past my house on the way to the grocery store or carrying their bags on the way home. Have the Springfield GOP/MAGA started eating our Haitians?
They are scared and rightly so. Springfield City Hall was evacuated due to a bomb threat, Haitian mothers kept their children home from school. These lies create hate and fear. 😢
Dear Jimmy Kimmel; telling your viewers to NOT call J. D. Vance's direct line to report seeing Bigfoot is one of the most brilliant comedic things I have ever heard. Well played, sir!
Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all). Quran 4:34
Vice President Kamala Harris was the winner of the Presidential Debate! She was civil, professional, and responded to every question from the perspective of the average American woman. HOORAY!!!! Trump needs to retire and pay attention to his family, business, and healthy well being!!!! Enough already, everybody knows your name.
His business is grifting the public. What is he going to do? Become a televangelist? Those types may not like Trump treading on their territory and Ken Copeland can afford a lot of people to help change Donny's mind...
I am so so so tired of the freak show and LIES AND LIES. The threats need to end. PUT AMERICA FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GOING BACK. STANDING UP FOR AMERICA RIGHTS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤We need to focus on our country and not a freak show of one.😮
I just called J.D.'s number and a recording said that I could not leave a message for J.D. Vance because, and I quote, "This mailbox is full". A riot! Thanks, Jimmy.
Trumps real answer was, “she said she was black, that’s what she puts out there” meaning in the media, get it right if you’re going to slander somebody!
Jimmy summed up the memes the internet have made after the stupidity of last night. Harris totally won the debate and showed how she's completely qualified to be the President of the USA. We have a chance to make history in a good way here. Vote blue to save the sanity of America.
Eh, it's one thing to ask JD Vance to look into a Bigfoot sighting. Ask him if he's seen Trump's healthcare plan. Talk about a mysterious beast the existence of which is unverified.
Of course he wouldn't look at her. That would interrupt his trademark glare into the camera. He practiced hard to get the look for his mug shot (really, he spent a lot of time on it), and he figured it would be a waste to only use it once. So he took that pose, stared into the camera, and tried to hold it unless he was speaking. If he couldn't say anything sensible, he could at least try to look strong, imposing and unbowed. (I'm not sure he pulled it off successfully.) 😊
@@Buckboy2024 I think Harris will get written up in history as the president who saved America from fascist despotism, and the positive that will prevail is a far higher % of Americans will understand the importance of voting and civil society will ultimately be strengthened.
@@kengrev11 it’s the Democratic Party that keeps messing with people’s headspace. Everyone needs to be able to do what they gotta do. The republicans are more concerned with 9 decades of debt we owe. Socially they are in the middle it’s your party that’s gonna way off to the left about to take us down with them.
I just called Sen. Vance's direct line. It's Sunday. No answer, but went to voicemail. And "please leave a message" ... was followed by, "You can't leave a message." -- Vance turned off his phone.
Yeah that was the first I heard that one. I know his people must have told him not to say They are killing babies after being born. But he still said it anyway. I was waiting for the kids go school and come back the opposite sex one.😝
instead of asking "Where did you get those numbers from", they should have asked, "can you repeat those number." They will not be the same, like a cognitive test, a lie test.
😮yes I agree as a Kiwi watching from the relative sanity of NZ, it's been a revealing time... I bet the average Kiwi has an entirely different view of the USA pre and post 2016'ish... Fear mongering and distrust of your Govt by your people is sad for such a once much respected country 😢
Then there's JD Vance, talking about billionaires disconnected from the life of ordinary Americans. Vance spent much of his childhood in the suburbs and some time with his grandma in the Appalachians because of his mother's drug addiction. But he went to Yale, and at this point he and his wife are worth somewhere between $5 and $10 million. Speaking of disconnected, he doesn't know how to order a donut property, doesn't understand why childcare isn't easy or cheap, and wants women to have lots of kids and lose the right to vote.
@@openmind763I feel like he expects women to vote as their husbands dictate, even the ones who get extra votes for their kids... so in effect it's probably more of an "and."
"Oh what a tangled web we weave...when we practice to deceive - AND if at first you don't succeed...LIE, LIE again!" (And again if required. This sniveling and conniving has been approved by our nation's master grifter himself)
In general none of us do. If we see a problem, it's someone else. We believe we are fundamentally reasonable. Don't you? We make mistakes, and when faced with facts most of us admit it, but until that happens, the problems are nearly always perceived as other people.
Out of all the smart individuals in the US this is what came to the top. Our country is crumbling over the years and all we do is joke about it. So sad. Show was terrible. Good job. Now we got pathetic individuals from other countries telling our citizens how to vote. I guess we will just keep letting individuals into our country by the bus load and hand out free money to start small business with free Healthcare. Your welcome from all of us that work hard for a living. Whats terrifying is what Harris will continue to do to this amazing country we live in.
She won't promise a wall at a 1900 mile border then build less than 60 miles of it. She probably won't suggest digging a trench and filling it with snakes as part of a border wall. She probably won't partner with Putin to build Trump Towers-Moscow in exchange for election interference. She won't use illegal immigrants to maintain her golf courses. She won't have children that encourage migrant worker's supervisors to get false papers or to hide from investigators. She won't provide green cards to her employees. She won't be involved with over 3000.00 lawsuits. She won't make well over 250 trips to his golf courses making that 2 1/2 golfing trips per week, making Trump a part time President.
Love this guy, T-Rump is a global fool and loving the banter.!!! "I'm A Good Debater" LOL Dyin here... The laughs just keep coming.!!! Jimmy is THE BEST keep up the awesome work brother!
The post-debate *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.25 per gallon today. That's 40 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !! !
Hollering - "Why didn't you look at her?" "Where are you getting these numbers from?" He just puts something in his head and rides all the way to hell with it. / AND that game would not fare any better with Congressional Representatives. But remember, THIS IS NOT A GAME....they are playing with your life. VOTE A STRAIGHT BLUE BALLOT
He wouldn't look at her because he knows he's been a bad boy? Nope. He was trying to avoid facing the fact that he's being thrashed by a smart black woman.
He was asked about why he put the Kybosh on the bipartisan border deal and he side stepped it and the moderator never pushed him for an answer! I was yelling at the tv!
Don't worry it changes depending on the audience he's in front of, but we all know he didn't want Biden to get any credit for anything if he could put a stop to it through his Congressional puppets and he could use the issue for his campaign...
On one hand he says he won so much, Kamala lost so badly she instantly wanted another debate.... but then on another show he was saying the debate was rigged. So - using "Trump Logic"... he won a rigged debate? It amazes me that -anyone- in this country is fooled by him any longer. His tired old 'hate/fear' game shouldn't work on anyone - yet it still does. SAD.
"They are eating cats and dogs" We have talked to the city authorities there is not even one report of a missing pet "But I saw JD Vance on TV saying that is happening" Worst moment on any debate EVER
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Kinda. Because his lies per second rate is so high, they can't keep up, which is the whole point of his oral diarrhea. Say lots of BS to make people angry and hope they don't ask questions. Been life-long MO and has worked for him...
@@karenneill9109 It was allowed to be taught when we were in grade school. That's not the case in red states today...& anywhere else a school district is afraid of "conservative" parents. Imagine being afraid of "conservatives". That's how you know they're not conservatives.
@@angelikaopland7880you would be right but it varies from person to person and by age. The ovaries do not make new eggs though and the number gradually declines throughout life.
I almost spit out my coffee during the TX interviews, my god you and your team are the fix for anyone who needs some joy and laughter. We love you Jimmy and that school teacher should have her pension revoked for stupidity!
The female body parts bit should be shown everywhere especially congress so they can see the stupidity of people making decisions about women's healthcare.
Members of Congress and all the state legislatures should have to pass an actual medical test before being allowed to practice medicine with their laws.
What's really crazy is the Maga cult are talking about a Kamala Harris "body double", where they said it wasn't really her debating because she was too tall at debate and she shouldn't have been be able to debate so well.
"The referee gave me a penalty for being off-sides! That's unfair, he's so biased!" "Sir, you're standing in the bleachers. With the ball in your hand." "You're biased too!"
While hilarious, I hope you're okay with the now thousands of conservative spam that's going to be texted to your phone number. Hopefully you used a burner phone
Harris is a default candidate "not Trump, not Biden", there is no alternative. The significance of not having a political platform, a mission or clear sense of political purpose is appalling. Yet, "not Trump, not Biden" will serve up this nation with one more "default" president
As a teacher, between providing weekly lesson plans, collecting data on students, revising lesson plans, state mandated testing, new state mandated curriculum, walk-through admin observations, lockdown drills, professional development meetings and trying to run to the one staff bathroom while simultaneously trying to down something that at least approaches a lunch in 5 minutes, I wouldn't have time to perform sex change operations even if I wanted to!
Shame that a man running for president would make your statemen necessary. Then again he made it necessary for a journalist to have to say that there is NO SUCH THING as an abortion after birth. Nobody called him on it before. Please God let this man go away permanently.
She baited him so easily. It was frightening. Why would you vote for someone who knows nothing about everything. Kamala was right, you can see why world leaders are laughing at him. America should be ashamed at him even being the GOP nominee.
Look on Google “the United Nations laugh at Trump when he was President” it was absolutely priceless 😂
They are actually ON VIDEO AND A HOT MIC laughing at him. They were bagging him and got caught! The SAME UN......Got laughed at on stage....pushed the president of Montenegro out of the way AND THE walked IN FRONT of the Queen of England??
Trump has ZERO idea how to act...He ISN'T a statesman's arse.
I’m American and I _am_ ashamed he’s the GOP nominee!
Foreign leaders would laugh at him if he had no chance of winning. As it is, world leaders are very worried about him returning to the White House. Some world leaders, on the other hand, will be giving him a helping hand to win - ones like Vladimir Putin. World peace is at stake, and people's lives are at stake. No laughing matter when you consider that the fate of the world lies in the hands of a few thousand people who have an IQ in single digits.
Exactly 💯🇺🇸💙💙
Trump claims he can keep Putin, Xi and Kim in line, yet he complains that 2 TV hosts owned him.
Good observation, grandpa! Not to mention a WOMAN!😁
They didn't even own him. They just fact checked him and told him about objective reality.
He's their puppet.
Tanks for tying those strings together. Never occured to me. The tons of BS comming out of his puke hole is hard to sort out sometimes.
That sounds like a 3 on 1 situation to me. Fishy.
When Fox says it was her night, it was her night. He's right the moderators were unfair, they let him talk for 5 minutes longer than her. Not once did they shut him down when he would squeeze in his extra rebuttals
👍👍you are absolutely right
And if anyone has extra rebuttal to squeeze in(to a pair of Depends), it's Donald Trump.
They even called him "president"!
Almost ten.
@@BubblegumKoi , that's actually customary. Not as in fashion as it used to be but when I saw that as a kid my mom explained it to me. It still seems a bit strange
Kimmel and his team of writers are brilliant. One of the best monologues I’ve heard in years.
I agree. Please listen to the one from 9/24/24. It was sooooooooooo good. : )
Love the reporters shouting at him: "Why wouldn't you look at her?" and "where are you getting these numbers from?"
The guy shouting “why wouldn’t you look at her?” the loudest is actually Tim Miller, who’s a contributor for The Bulwark (they’re mostly made up of former Republicans who left because they absolutely HATE trump and the radicals) and this guy has made it his freaking life’s mission to see Trump get taken the f*** down.
That was Tim Miller of the Bullwark who yelled that at Trump. Tim used to be the spokesman for the RNC but has since denounced and left the Republican Party.
@@NoUploadJustComment Tim's the best. Lol
No, really, why wouldn't he look at her? I'm confused. Isn't it impolite to do so?
@@MagisterialVoyager because he’s a damn coward
After he debated Biden he immediately asked for the second debate. So, does that mean he believes he lost to Biden since he just said the loser is the one who wants a rematch? OMG, he is a piece of work. SMH.
Legendary piece of work. Couldn’t state a fact if his life depended on it.
He’s relying on you not remembering anything he says, so congratulations- I liked it!
He also says he won this one while at the same time, he says it was rigged.
@@EhCloserLook His life does depend on it, so there ya go! The Big House for Donnie!
Great point
Has anybody asked Trump if the I.R.S. is done auditing his tax returns yet? After about ten years. It seems to be going pretty slowly.
👍👍absolutely!!
Yeah…why hasn’t anyone talked about this? It’s been 8 years!!
i saw this site on reddit where they said, omg, he’s never payed taxes, ever
@macharper8214/VERY GOOD POINT.
Y'all just wait. Donald's Healthcare Plan is with his Infrastructure Plan & Tax Returns... they will all be released in 2 more weeks. ⌛️💀
He is totally scared of debating her again. She wiped the floor with him!
Trump is thinking of every excuse in the book on why he cannot debate Kamela again. He is petrified that he might have to debate her if the pressure gets to be too much.
If I were a resident of Springfield, Ohio, I would be so angry that he brought such negative attention to our city, and to our poor Haitian immigrants. If any harm comes to any of them, it will be on Vance and Trump’s hands! And they call themselves Christians! Disgraceful!
I have seen many Springfield's residents already spouting angry comments. They can actually sue orange head and his couch assistant for libel or defamation.
Also all the rats, pigeons and turtles disappeared from town.
Rump/Vance don't give a damn who gets harmed because of their lies.
i assume the media swarmed that town today all because of idiots who believe facebook.
@@KentuckyBrad Were they wearing "Look Ma, I'm an immigrant" t-shirts? Unless it's under oath, I give as much stock to that as I do to all the stories about busses of people voting (by the way, disabled and elder often go to the polls by bus because, hello, not everyone drives or can get there easily). Funny thing about all those stories, no one would repeat them when UNDER OATH which is why their court cases were dismissed in 60+ cases. I have evidence is only worthwhile if it's real evidence someone is willing to testify to.
As an independent and a woman, I am both disgusted and appalled at the behavior and ideology of the Former President and his running-mate regarding my reproductive rights. The very same rights I was born with, my mother was born with, and my grandmother fought for. This effort from the GOP to undo fifty years of progress towards equality, women’s rights and body autonomy both completely goes against what they stand for (less government surveillance and interference), and acts as a direct attack on every woman on U.S. soil.
📣💙 PREACH 💙📣
Thank you for your post. Your comments perfectly describe the nightmare situation they have created for American women who should have the right to do whatever they would like with their own bodies. It reminds me of when Kamala asked Brett Kavanaugh if he was aware of any laws affecting a man's body and he was flabbergasted by the question. His reaction was priceless and very telling. Men have NO business telling a woman what to do with her body. Someone once asked me if I (a man) was planning on having an abortion. Obviously, they felt that I shouldn't care about the issue and I was offended. It's the damn principle! As Tim Walz says, "Mind your own damn business."
I understand your sentiment completely. It’s hard to imagine Trump being the answer to any problem, other than just leading a revolt against the whole system. And if people think now is so terrible, they really ought to take a history class. Going back is not the answer
An attack on women is an attack on everyone's mother. How can anyone stand by?
Trump has nefarious plans for reproduction rights.
Trumps supporters STILL support him AFTER his hot mess debate. They really don't care what he says. THAT IS TERRIFYING.
They worship him, actually.
Trump could congratulate ISIS for killing US soldiers, and they would still worship him.
Yup !!!! The whole Free World thinks so, especially us allies 🇦🇺
Bias is blindness... and the good thing is, the country is seeing where the blind spots are.
I agree. Who, in their right mind, would actually decide to vote for Trump with a clear conscious? All of that unlawfulness and corruption. Trump is obviously a big disgrace to America.
@@capnfrankly Agree. From Australia 😢
In Italy, when someone goes nuts, we say they’re “giving numbers”. Just saying. We, too, know Trump’s type.
Donnie & JD's fixation on cats is just plain weird... they have nothing to offer the middle class and won't protect your rights! Vote 💙
They think the cat eating story will nullify the childless cat lady comments
A lot of quackery
So true. They need to leave cats alone!
But he saw it on tv.
@@acmelkai agree.
He's talking about people eating cats and dogs....and still expects people to elect him as the leader of the free world! Shaking my head and rolling my eyes!!
He expects so to gain sympathy
And what’s worse is that that is really happening
@@supermaximglitchy1 haha Don't let Trump and MAGA ruin your day...Don't let them in your head! They are useless to saving our Democracy..Vote BLUE, Stay TRUE!
Leader of the free world ? You do know other countries exist besides America?
Your world is far from free out of curiosity if Trump had made an attempt to assassinate Kamala at one of her rallies would she be as smug as she was during the debate against him for whatever your reason is for supporting her you must be woke but not awake have you been oblivious to the last three and half years of how it's all gone down
@@supermaximglitchy1No it's not. Quiet.
…. I just can’t believe that so many Americans are still so beholden to Trump! Crazy as heck!
We have to hope that the many millions of intelligent Americans will stop the catastrophy.
They are ignorants, that it is why
I blame the lack of educational funding
@@IvyEvans I blame a lot of it on "social promotion" where kids are promoted to the next grade whether they've learned anything or not. In my experience, at least half of HS graduates function at little more than an 8th grade level.
@@combatepistemologist8382 What *ss backwards school did you go to that you got a degree for free?
you are wonderful, Jimmy Kimmel. I could watch your show all day, if it was possible. Big hug from Colorado!
The only thing worse than Lara’s singing is Trump’s debate performance.
That is up for discussion....
HOW ABOUT JP Mandel or JD Vance in his girl clothes❗️❗️❗️
Fil on the Wings of Pegasis TH-cam channel did a computer analysis and proved Laura Trump cheated by using digital pitch correction on the recording and STILL was so bad it's unbearable to listen to. Trumps think they can buy anything including taste and talent. Hahaha
That was singing? 😊
Meh. How about we add in that awful plastic surgery and maybe that gets Lara over the line?
I’m in a magaland district. Some trumper was on the corner of my local gas station grifting the felon’s merch, so I asked to see his permit. Shocker, he didn’t have one, so I reported him to city LE. These criminals always think they’re above the law and I’m damn tired of it.
Why not? Their patron Saint of no redeemable qualities, has recently used Arlington cemetery as a photo op, with very little blowback. trump's continuous "stunts" only encourage this type of behavior, the only difference is that guy on the corner selling "the felons merch" and probably made in China, will get a citation and will have to pay a fine, the trump never... would
You goooooo! Did he get shut down?
Great.
Good for you! I don't know why our politicians don't do the same.
Stand up for what’s right. That’s the America we’re fighting for. Thank you
Taylor’s endorsement post was perfection, and the timing was great too. Just remember though that debates don’t win elections alone. We still gotta put in the work to get Kamala elected in November. Check your registration, get out and vote for her, and make sure your vote is counted after you cast it!
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Will DO!
Taylor's entire career is based on "choosing the wrong one" and now everyone suddenly wants to listen to her lmao Rich!
@@dudas35
All she did was endorse Harris. She didn’t tell anybody how to vote, but rather to make sure to vote. At least she actually made her money, regardless of her relationship situation.
Its not that she Endorses her, it's what she said in her comment she was spot on with what she said, so it is why she backed her that is important and not that she did and yes it will have a Major affect, proud of you Taylor for backing America
Thank you Jimmy. Thank you baby. Love you.
Jimmy is spot on with his observations. Please keep us laughing all the way to the polls voting for Kamala. So tired of the gaslighting from TFG.
Stinky lost the debate just by walking on stage, he couldn't handle a women being calm, and calling him out on all his lies in front of his face, for everyone to hear, that right there pissed him off, and made him lose it, with some bullshit about people eat other people pets, that when he lost the debate
Right, Kamala didn't even have to work hard at baiting him. He's just so predictable and easy to troll
@@bigemugamerwhat do you think, Putler is handling this kid...?
TommyLuxerp 3921....
You r absolutely right, he did lose it, and if that line didn't work, she could have called him a LOSER!! I understand from an ex aide of his, that if someone in power or highly regarded called him a LOSER, he would frickin lose it!!! 😢
I bet Melania was laughing her A$$ off watching Kamala putting old Donnie through the wringer😂🤣
She hunted him out for a handshake like a lioness
I live in Springfield, and I
will defend our Haitian
neighbors. 💙🗳💙
Please do…so much racism and discrimination in our country. Do what you can to dispel the rumors and tell people who can vote to vote Blue!!! 💙
I congratulate you, this insanity has got to stop. It’s time to close the book on Trump and MAGA. It’s sickening.
Thank you!
@@lynnevanvorce7727 I'm here and supporting. 🗳💙
Thank you! 🙏
Jimmy Kimmel i have listened to you constantly since the debate my sides hurt from laughing so hard thank you for your talent 😂
Jeremiah Trump
I don’t know what we did to deserve jimmy kimmel but I’m damn sure glad he’s here for this
This has to be one of his best monologues. Every single joke was hit out of the ballpark. He brings a lot of joy to my life.
Yes!!!!!!! I'm glad too!!
Loved him ever since Ben Steins Money. A true human. When he was moved to tears over the GLASS BOWL (some rich white guy) who killed the aged male lion in Africa, he won my heart forever.
If you keep spreading lies about legal people who have temporarily statis it could get people killed!.
He's looked like a coward for years and years.
He still does.
Because he is a coward.
when he was born the doc said ITS A COWARD!
@RetiredFed-j4xumm yeah I know you are 🧢 right now.
The problem there is you tried to have a thought. @@shanramanathan5730
"She had the questions in advance"?? No, she was prepared! Being good at debates is a skill. It takes practice. High school children do it, but Trump couldn't be bothered.
Yes, but even if she did .. or he did, so what? The questions were what you'd expect for a job interview for POTUS and they should both have had their answers ready. Trump simply did not, or if he did, that noise in his head was saying "Tell 'em about the cats and dogs story"
They are pretty typical questions any candidate should have no problem answering/discussing. My ten year old nephew could’ve prepared and given better answers than Trump
@@angiebear8727😂😂😂👍👍👍
And a mic earring
@@justnchrist4321 Trump should have brought his ear pillow mic.
"The guy that won was a woman!" I LOVE IT ;)
What Elon said to Taylor Swift about giving her a child, is very disturbing.
Elon needs to go to Mars and stay there !! 😂
Very....... It almost sounds like a script from handmaid's tale tbh.
Yeah and Travis will give Elon a foot up the old chocolate wiz way.
Not weird at all, was it.
She has too much class to have Musk's spawn.
Trump's "healthcare plan" was "nobody knew this stuff was complicated" and that's the last we heard of it!
Nobody knew but then no one knew about it and then everyone knew about it but no one understood it anyone you ask would know
GirrrLLL you just wait. Donald's Healthcare Plan is with his Infrastructure Plan and they will be out in 2 more weeks. ⌛️💀
It was a perfect debate, I did the debate perfect, everybody tells me your debate was perfect every knows my debate was perfect
@@judithbradford9130 its a concept
9 years to formulate a plan / policy and still CLUELESS
Kimmel you are making a difference. Thank you. And I need comic relief before the end of my day. I am grateful.
I’m Canadian and feel the same way!!
I spend most days with a knot in my stomach the closer we get to November 5th and having a good laugh at the end of the day really helps.
@@karenarmstrong9889
The USA is truly blessed to share a continent with our dear Canadian friends and allie nation for ever. 💙
My ears are screaming hearing tRump's daughter inlaw TRYING but failing to sing Jesus Chist !!!!
The late night host, have been saving our sanity for the last nine years.
That was hilarious. Harris - Walz 2024 🙏🗳️💙😂
Springfield Ohio here.
The only thing I've noticed missing from our streets in the past week, are the 20 Haitians that used to walk past my house on the way to the grocery store or carrying their bags on the way home.
Have the Springfield GOP/MAGA started eating our Haitians?
Are they getting harassed? Is that why they’re not out walking? I hope not!
They are scared and rightly so. Springfield City Hall was evacuated due to a bomb threat, Haitian mothers kept their children home from school. These lies create hate and fear. 😢
Thanks for checking in. Was wondering if we can get a response from over yonder. Stay safe. You, the dogs, the Haitians.
The pets have begun their revenge rampage and eaten the Haitians.
@@karenneill9109 Probably.
This is BS and it needs to STOP..
Dear Jimmy Kimmel; telling your viewers to NOT call J. D. Vance's direct line to report seeing Bigfoot is one of the most brilliant comedic things I have ever heard. Well played, sir!
John Oliver did this too. There seems to be an agreement between comedians to troll this number.
Bigfoot was created by Obama in the WH laboratory. Believe me. (Joke)
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@@seculartemplar5407 I already called the number. I am from Newton, Ks. and I saw Bigfoot, is what I said.
I DIDNT just call JD Vance's number to report a big foot sighting.
If you don’t know a woman’s body. You don’t get to tell her what to do with it
EXACTLY!!!
That's funny because Biden/Harris attempted to mandate vaccines into people's bodies.
My body my choice.
And when you do, you still don't get to tell her what to do with it.
My body is my choice.
That was great, I agree with you
I love you, Jimmy Kimmel. Literally. Thank you!
Men are the protectors and maintainers of women, because Allah has given the one more (strength) than the other, and because they support them from their means. Therefore the righteous women are devoutly obedient, and guard in (the husband's) absence what Allah would have them guard. As to those women on whose part ye fear disloyalty and ill-conduct, admonish them (first), (Next), refuse to share their beds, (And last) beat them (lightly); but if they return to obedience, seek not against them Means (of annoyance): For Allah is Most High, great (above you all). Quran 4:34
Vice President Kamala Harris was the winner of the Presidential Debate! She was civil, professional, and responded to every question from the perspective of the average American woman. HOORAY!!!! Trump needs to retire and pay attention to his family, business, and healthy well being!!!! Enough already, everybody knows your name.
His business is grifting the public. What is he going to do? Become a televangelist? Those types may not like Trump treading on their territory and Ken Copeland can afford a lot of people to help change Donny's mind...
With this guy, his whole family is better off if he stays away. What can he possibly be other than a bad influence? He has nothing else in him.
shame on you! harris lied a lot and moderator was very biased
All of his business except the golf courses have gone belly up! Ya, he's a winner. 😊
He couldn’t even look at her, he stared straight ahead scared. He was intimidated.
He was scared 😨 of the prosecutor!
Thank God for Kimmel , Colbert and Fallon . To speak the truth.
Forgot Stewart!
@@theretailadv And Seth Meyers
And Brian Tyler Cohen.
@@ANIMOM1976 And David Pakman.
And MeidasTouch, Glen Kirschner (for legal info on trump)💙💙💙
I am so so so tired of the freak show and LIES AND LIES. The threats need to end. PUT AMERICA FIRST BECAUSE WE ARE NOT GOING BACK. STANDING UP FOR AMERICA RIGHTS❤❤❤❤❤❤❤We need to focus on our country and not a freak show of one.😮
I just called J.D.'s number and a recording said that I could not leave a message for J.D. Vance because, and I quote, "This mailbox is full". A riot! Thanks, Jimmy.
He has voicemail! Lol!
@@Backcountryhiker 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome. I have made a call. I left a message on the first day that Jimmy posted it.
@@Backcountryhiker mailbox is full of crap!
😂😂😂Great!
Trump, when asked about Kamala's race, said "she puts out". He said it so fast many people didn't catch it.
He's dispicable!
Vote 💙🌊🇺🇸💙🌊🇺🇸💙🌊🇺🇸
He's a monster.
@@Indianaisafootballschool What's a good reason to vote red this time around? What do you think Trump will do for the everyday guy?
@@The_Algorithm_ he's from rural Indiana 😅
Are you going to vote happy then?@@Indianaisafootballschool
Trumps real answer was, “she said she was black, that’s what she puts out there” meaning in the media, get it right if you’re going to slander somebody!
Jimmy summed up the memes the internet have made after the stupidity of last night. Harris totally won the debate and showed how she's completely qualified to be the President of the USA. We have a chance to make history in a good way here. Vote blue to save the sanity of America.
Great show!
Harris/Walz💙💙🌈🌈🇺🇸✌️🌈💙🇺🇸❣️
“She was like a childless cat woman with a laser pointer, and he chased the dot the whole night.” - best line post debate
I could hear people laughing hysterically the when at the debate said, " I have a concept of a plan".
The makings of a start of the beginnings of a concept of a plan: Part 1 of 87.
👍👍💯
Siw malmkvist
I called VD Jances office AGAIN to let him know I saw a Canadian Big Foot eating American amimals. I begged him to address this pressing issue!
😂 good on you 😂
Omgg no way, that is hysterical!!
Eh, it's one thing to ask JD Vance to look into a Bigfoot sighting. Ask him if he's seen Trump's healthcare plan. Talk about a mysterious beast the existence of which is unverified.
you’re funny
Next time you call it in day bigfoot came over the wall and speaks a language that no one has ever heard before
It's absolutely amazing!!! Can't stop LOLing 😂😂😂😂
When my grandson was 8 years old, he already had Trump figured out. I cannot repeat here the adjectives he used ! ! !
He needs a microphone and a camera! We need to hear from him! 😂
And this was 9 years ago.
Kids can often cut through the crap. They haven’t learned to be dishonest. Bet that child is an awesome person.
I felt the same way when I was 8 and watch maybe 10 minutes of season 1 of the apprentice. I’m 34 now and my view of him hasn’t changed.
' out of the mouths of babes '
His MO for years has been to tell the same lie until people think it’s the truth
markwhisler3501 - Absolutely agree 💯
To quote Joseph Goebbels, "a lie told once remans a lie but a lie told a thousand times becomes the truth"
Repetition eventually changes brains and many begin to believe. RCTs prove it time and again.
It's one of the key steps in brainwashing.
@@anngrogan6343The majority don’t believe Trump, it’s only the gullible that swallow nonsense
The guy who yelled "Why wouldn't you look at her?!" was Tim Miller from the Bulwark. 😂
Cool!
Tim's awesome!
Of course he wouldn't look at her. That would interrupt his trademark glare into the camera. He practiced hard to get the look for his mug shot (really, he spent a lot of time on it), and he figured it would be a waste to only use it once. So he took that pose, stared into the camera, and tried to hold it unless he was speaking. If he couldn't say anything sensible, he could at least try to look strong, imposing and unbowed. (I'm not sure he pulled it off successfully.) 😊
Bahaha, superb!
@@kmw8775 But did he even look into the camera?
How can INTELLIGENT people STILL stand with and follow this man?
Because they cannot stand to see a black woman be the president of the United States.
Best debate ever! The moderators deserve a big compliment for the fact-checking.
I agree - both very good
completely agree, makes CNN seems like the reproductive systems on Jimmy's show
👍💯👍💯👍
Except allowing him to always have the last word and rebuttal (he spoke 5.30 min more than VP Harris) the Ven if it backfired spectacularly
Definitely. Past moderators haven't even tried!
He won't debate her again. He is scared ,and she honestly has no reason to debate him again. She showed her caliber ,and his.
How incredibly sad that, that is the political level in the Republican Party .....have they completely lost their minds ....it is so embarrassing.
I voted for Reagan; I was young and idealistic then. Now, the Republican Party is unrecognizable to me.
@@Buckboy2024 I think Harris will get written up in history as the president who saved America from fascist despotism, and the positive that will prevail is a far higher % of Americans will understand the importance of voting and civil society will ultimately be strengthened.
@@Buckboy2024R's WORSHIP Reagan and Donald. Two literal ACTORS
@@SwiftJustice we are saying - keep your laws off my body
@@kengrev11 it’s the Democratic Party that keeps messing with people’s headspace. Everyone needs to be able to do what they gotta do. The republicans are more concerned with 9 decades of debt we owe. Socially they are in the middle it’s your party that’s gonna way off to the left about to take us down with them.
I just called Sen. Vance's direct line. It's Sunday. No answer, but went to voicemail. And "please leave a message" ... was followed by, "You can't leave a message." -- Vance turned off his phone.
This is brilliant. Congrats to Kimmel and the writers!
His show is for people who don’t know what is funny and what is not
The fact you go to his show wanting to see a late night comedy and it’s just him crying about trump for an hour 😂😂😂😂😂
"They're eating dogs and cats." Wasn't on my presidential debate bingo card.
It will be next time. Lol
tfcooks - 🤣😂
Neither was "they're doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens in prison"
Yeah that was the first I heard that one. I know his people must have told him not to say They are killing babies after being born. But he still said it anyway. I was waiting for the kids go school and come back the opposite sex one.😝
Me neither and we had literal bingo cards printed. My 13 year old won 🏆 😂!
instead of asking "Where did you get those numbers from", they should have asked, "can you repeat those number." They will not be the same, like a cognitive test, a lie test.
😂😂😂
Great response
Hahahahhaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
True.
Jimmy, you are the best!
It is really scary to see the mightiest nation in the world in the risk of being ruled by a mentally disturbed person.
We have millions of mentally disturbed voters. Smh.
Or Taylor (not too) Swift.
Again... agreed!
😮yes I agree as a Kiwi watching from the relative sanity of NZ, it's been a revealing time...
I bet the average Kiwi has an entirely different view of the USA pre and post 2016'ish...
Fear mongering and distrust of your Govt by your people is sad for such a once much respected country 😢
@@Ninthofnine1969 Ditto from Scotland, UK.
Then there's JD Vance, talking about billionaires disconnected from the life of ordinary Americans. Vance spent much of his childhood in the suburbs and some time with his grandma in the Appalachians because of his mother's drug addiction. But he went to Yale, and at this point he and his wife are worth somewhere between $5 and $10 million. Speaking of disconnected, he doesn't know how to order a donut property, doesn't understand why childcare isn't easy or cheap, and wants women to have lots of kids and lose the right to vote.
You mean, have lots of kids or lose the right to vote? Not have lots of kids and lose the right to vote, right?
@@openmind763I feel like he expects women to vote as their husbands dictate, even the ones who get extra votes for their kids... so in effect it's probably more of an "and."
"Oh what a tangled web we weave...when we practice to deceive - AND if at first you don't succeed...LIE, LIE again!" (And again if required. This sniveling and conniving has been approved by our nation's master grifter himself)
He also wants them to stay in abusive relationships. Don’t forget that.
@@eller3452 Atwood based her novel on real history all around the world. It was a warning because it had happened to women before.
The montage of his clips saying he had a plan for replacing Obamacare should be running on loop in every battleground state for the next two months.
True
💙💙💯this!💙💙
Yessssssss!
He has a concept for a plan! Agggghhh!
Yes . He had 9 years to come up with something! Anything! 😂
He changed his ‘winning’ numbers several times. That was so predictable.
'A billionaire celebrity who I think is fundamentally disconnected'
😳
Do these people not hear themselves when they speak?
@@LtJackboot They're always projecting. 😂
In general none of us do. If we see a problem, it's someone else. We believe we are fundamentally reasonable. Don't you? We make mistakes, and when faced with facts most of us admit it, but until that happens, the problems are nearly always perceived as other people.
You trumpets are not reasonable lol don't lie
JD Vance: a man who definitely needs his undergrad and law school tuition refunded post-haste. He's supposed to be "smart."
They are wacko
Trump's truth social stock dropped about 10 percent today, hitting a record low, so Wall Street certainly thinks Trump lost the debate.
It is about to be renamed "Untruth Antisocial" more in line with its content
I saw that this morning. I was not surprised or saddened.
It's a business run by Trump, it's going to fail.
Is it a "penny stock" yet? When will some mobsters start to "pump and dump" it?
He thinks he won the debate… what are the odds he accepts defeat in November? He’s not just weird - HE’S INSANE!
I live in Vegas, that should be a solid bet.🤣
Out of all the smart individuals in the US this is what came to the top. Our country is crumbling over the years and all we do is joke about it. So sad. Show was terrible. Good job. Now we got pathetic individuals from other countries telling our citizens how to vote. I guess we will just keep letting individuals into our country by the bus load and hand out free money to start small business with free Healthcare. Your welcome from all of us that work hard for a living. Whats terrifying is what Harris will continue to do to this amazing country we live in.
@@gregmason545 That was a good rant. Whew.
@@gregmason545 Whining Crying Republicans again
She won't promise a wall at a 1900 mile border then build less than 60 miles of it. She probably won't suggest digging a trench and filling it with snakes as part of a border wall. She probably won't partner with Putin to build Trump Towers-Moscow in exchange for election interference. She won't use illegal immigrants to maintain her golf courses. She won't have children that encourage migrant worker's supervisors to get false papers or to hide from investigators. She won't provide green cards to her employees. She won't be involved with over 3000.00 lawsuits. She won't make well over 250 trips to his golf courses making that 2 1/2 golfing trips per week, making Trump a part time President.
The fact that they want to make decisions over a female’s body but they can’t even tell a woman from IKEA is appalling!
Harris 2024 🎉
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Definitely not an Indian bot 😂😂
Delusional
@@TOXICYT2016the irony 😂
@@TOXICYT2016if ur maga that’s awfully rich coming from a cult and candidate that still can’t admit that he lost an election years later
My favorite quote of the night: 81 million people fired you. Heck yes! This time, let's double it.💙💙💙💙💙
I loved Now THAT’S Extremism! After the pet crazy.
Hell yeah! 💙😎🇺🇸
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no the best was when trump told kamala tp be quiet and she did ...
@@ZacharyJames7 he continued to make a fool of himself. So you’re right. 🤣
Jimmy - your writers, your delivery - genius!!
Love this guy, T-Rump is a global fool and loving the banter.!!! "I'm A Good Debater" LOL Dyin here... The laughs just keep coming.!!! Jimmy is THE BEST keep up the awesome work brother!
🎉 Yes Kamala did an excellent Debate.💙💙💙💙
The post-debate *KAMALA EFFECT* on price gouging: The national average price for regular unleaded gas is $3.25 per gallon today. That's 40 cents less than a week ago. 💙 Gas prices are falling across the nation !! !
Trump, is a horrible person. She knew the answers because she was prepared for the debate.
Yea but Trump won 87 to 1
Who the f cares about gasoline?! This is modern America's version of bread and circuses...you have far more important things to worry about
Hollering - "Why didn't you look at her?" "Where are you getting these numbers from?" He just puts something in his head and rides all the way to hell with it. / AND that game would not fare any better with Congressional Representatives. But remember, THIS IS NOT A GAME....they are playing with your life. VOTE A STRAIGHT BLUE BALLOT
He was just saying random numbers greater than 50 lol
That was Tim Miller from the Bulwark screaming " why didn't you look at her" Tim was a republican who worked for Jeb Bush.
He wouldn't look at her because he knows he's been a bad boy? Nope. He was trying to avoid facing the fact that he's being thrashed by a smart black woman.
He was asked about why he put the Kybosh on the bipartisan border deal and he side stepped it and the moderator never pushed him for an answer! I was yelling at the tv!
Don't worry it changes depending on the audience he's in front of, but we all know he didn't want Biden to get any credit for anything if he could put a stop to it through his Congressional puppets and he could use the issue for his campaign...
Same here, that was really annoying because he kept coming back to nothing being done re the border.
I was yelling at the tv too 😂😂😂
Me too
What would I do without you Jimmy ?!!! 😅❤❤
On one hand he says he won so much, Kamala lost so badly she instantly wanted another debate.... but then on another show he was saying the debate was rigged. So - using "Trump Logic"... he won a rigged debate? It amazes me that -anyone- in this country is fooled by him any longer. His tired old 'hate/fear' game shouldn't work on anyone - yet it still does. SAD.
How can the man possibly be right on BOTH fronts? He can’t have his cake and eat it, too!
After Harris announcement: I want multiple debates.
After the first debate: I don't think multiple debates is fair.
For what it’s worth, those Texans seemed like good sports, despite their views.
My mom says this everyday!
He can't keep up with his own lies 😂😂😂
"They are eating cats and dogs" We have talked to the city authorities there is not even one report of a missing pet
"But I saw JD Vance on TV saying that is happening"
Worst moment on any debate EVER
Between that and the 'concepts of a plan'... WHEWF
Vance and Rump are the ones eating pets, by the bloated guts they show.
Got lost in his own disinformation bubble. That was solid gold.
@@elviarodriguez3908 If they've had dinner with RFK Jr., that may be a thing.🤣🤣🤣
If the media would call him out when he lies instead of coddling the creep, we wouldnt have to keep listening to his craziness so much.
They did! The moderators interrupted him twice to correct the Haitians eating pets and States killing babies post birth lies
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Kinda. Because his lies per second rate is so high, they can't keep up, which is the whole point of his oral diarrhea. Say lots of BS to make people angry and hope they don't ask questions. Been life-long MO and has worked for him...
Jimmy Kimmel gut my vote!
"Do Pro-lifers know the female body" was an awesome segment. Thank you.
Wow, the US education system is bad. My kids knew that stuff in grade four!
@@karenneill9109 It was allowed to be taught when we were in grade school. That's not the case in red states today...& anywhere else a school district is afraid of "conservative" parents. Imagine being afraid of "conservatives". That's how you know they're not conservatives.
To be honest, I'd have to answer that egg question with "Uh...thousands?"
@@angelikaopland7880you would be right but it varies from person to person and by age. The ovaries do not make new eggs though and the number gradually declines throughout life.
The answers that I gave further convinces me that I have no right to tell a woman what to do with her body. I got them all wrong.
I almost spit out my coffee during the TX interviews, my god you and your team are the fix for anyone who needs some joy and laughter. We love you Jimmy and that school teacher should have her pension revoked for stupidity!
Us rivercity natives don't claim these fools
OMG! we're doomed as a nation if that's the quality of our teachers.
I bet she teaches in Texas. Accent and cowboy hat are clues and reply seals the deal.
American education system - discount on the discount price, as is, no warranty.
@@yesitschelle
Oh, but, we are trying to get the 'vouchers' here in Tx!
Trump praising Viktor Orban has not gotten enough attention AT ALL.
I could not believe he said that during a debate! I screamed OMG at the tv so loud both my shepherds came over to make sure I was okay.
his base probably think Orban is the president of Europe
I don’t think enough Americans know who Orban is, so…
Not the first time he does it
Harris dragged him good on that one.
Excellent!! Im rolling here
The female body parts bit should be shown everywhere especially congress so they can see the stupidity of people making decisions about women's healthcare.
True
Share a timestamp of the video on social media and see where it goes.
Members of Congress and all the state legislatures should have to pass an actual medical test before being allowed to practice medicine with their laws.
MTG tried that by showing bits of a male body, thus exposing her own proclivities. It had nothing to do with healthcare though.
Especially the women who was a teacher of human biology and human anatomy didn't even know a simple question of the ' mon pubis'!
Poor tantrum baby, if he thinks 3 to 1 is true, how is he qualified to run a country. There is no end to his crap
Many of us all over the world watch this stuff every day and thank America for the entertainment
What's really crazy is the Maga cult are talking about a Kamala Harris "body double", where they said it wasn't really her debating because she was too tall at debate and she shouldn't have been be able to debate so well.
... that's why he needs diapers 😂
"The referee gave me a penalty for being off-sides! That's unfair, he's so biased!"
"Sir, you're standing in the bleachers. With the ball in your hand."
"You're biased too!"
Well she was wearing audio earing and getting fed the conversation aswell as having weeks to prepare orchestrated answers
It is JD Vance’s phone number! I called it this morning and said I needed somebody to service my couch
LOL!
Nice!
I reported a missing cat
While hilarious, I hope you're okay with the now thousands of conservative spam that's going to be texted to your phone number. Hopefully you used a burner phone
@@pacmonster066 I'm sure they would have blocked their number.
So good! Jimmy nailed it!
I swear, Jimmy is like a good wine - he gets better every year!
😂👍 Love and heartfelt greetings from Germany! 🇩🇪 💙💪
"Where are you getting those numbers from?" He's pulling them out of his .............
My thoughts exactly.
Yep!
Saw at the very bottom of the chart 97% to 3%…something like (livefoxnews) can’t remember exactly!
Lol..that’s why there’s so many!
His arse....
It’s mind boggling to see there are adults who know next to nothing about basic human anatomy. We live in a new Dark Ages.
Stupidity is not dark ages!
That woman claimed to be an anatomy teacher!!!!
@@myqueerplantfamily lol
@@myqueerplantfamily Yes, exactly! The one TEACHING ANATOMY DOESN'T KNOW!!! The depth of ignorance is TERRIFYING!!!
And they want to decide for women what to do with our body
Hey Jimmy your show is really hilarious. 😂😂😂🎉
This was the best monologue Jimmy’s ever done on Trump!👍😂
Really he has to boast about having the tallest building in NY after 911. What a slime ball.
Wasn't that actually on 9/11? With the smoking rubble in the shot?
@@beenaplumber8379nyc is a joke but that’s their choice. Who cares. It’s funny to watch it.
Seriously? Yea your cult is too far gone. Start packing now, when dear leader loses, yall are going with him. Willingly or not.
It might be funny to some, but it makes me want to cry. 😞
Am
Wow he's out there
She out-classed him at the handshake. Walked up to him with the confidence of a president. She will be a good one.
Yeah, she was fire and class right out of the gate. When she boldly approached for the handshake, he probably wet himself a little.
Harris is a default candidate "not Trump, not Biden", there is no alternative. The significance of not having a political platform, a mission or clear sense of political purpose is appalling.
Yet, "not Trump, not Biden" will serve up this nation with one more "default" president
And she told her name correctly!!
SIR JAMES KIMMEL YOU ARE A REAL STAR!!! WE LOVE YOU❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂🎉😅❤❤❤❤
As a teacher, between providing weekly lesson plans, collecting data on students, revising lesson plans, state mandated testing, new state mandated curriculum, walk-through admin observations, lockdown drills, professional development meetings and trying to run to the one staff bathroom while simultaneously trying to down something that at least approaches a lunch in 5 minutes, I wouldn't have time to perform sex change operations even if I wanted to!
Shame that a man running for president would make your statemen necessary. Then again he made it necessary for a journalist to have to say that there is NO SUCH THING as an abortion after birth. Nobody called him on it before. Please God let this man go away permanently.
Keep up your good work, keep guiding those young minds. ❤
But, here's the big question: would you be able to carve out some time to teach Trump basic math?
And you're massively underpaid while you do all that. More power to you!
That monologue smoked so hard, Team Kimmel. Take it easy on us mere mortals. Bravo, bravo.
If you're saying that Jimmy looked blazed AF, I agree lol.
Tom Petty is cringing in his grave right now!
His estate should sue her
RIP Tom!
Or he’s rotating like a rotisserie chicken.That singing merits more than just turning.
tempted to suggesting will smith line at the lady who sung that song
Lawsuit incoming
Great show Jimmy and team!👏👍