I love that the chick saying "No, knock her out!" Is all the convincing it took. "I don't hit women!" "DO IT!" "Alrighty then!" Fucking brilliant. Guy had less willpower than a worm.
Companies like Hot Topic seriously be making fashionable clothing that looks homeless, and it's fucking weird. Like, this outfit is cute but I don't wanna look homeless, lmao
I asked Alexa to play Quel qu'un ma dit by Carla Bruni from Amazon music. Turns out she(Alexa) doesn't understand french. She loudly announced to my aunts house that she couldn't find 'come on my dick.' 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
That's actually named "La Your Rona: Express"... prequel to the cult-a-cola classic "La Llarona Virus", which is actually a feature flick that connects the Siberian thrasher title "Czars" through it's similar sequencing with its illegitimately spawned offspring, known as "Brrrr'd" with the lesser know follow up sequel "Swine Flew"...I'll be uploading these and more once I get all the express written consent forms handled, onto my new channel on the newly created streaming platform "Co-Vids-19+". This new media platform is specifically aimed at traffic that is acceptable and easily promotable to folks who've had at least a year of "adulting", hence the (19+) age restrictions.
That ending was so abrupt, I legit thought I accidentally skipped part of the video. I actually went back 30 seconds and had to watch the ending again. Baby's possessed... CREDITS. Brilliant. My theory is that the director did write an actual ending, but he forgot to hit save after he wrote the final 10 pages of screenplay. Then, when he opened the file back up and saw that he'd lost the last 10 pages, he just said, "Fuck it. I'll just get a ton of B roll of my main actress running or some shit."
"I wanted to see my nephew before he gets too big. He owes me money and I think it'll be easier to get it back before adolescence hits him like a Mario Mushroom."
That entire scene that starts with her saying "I'm La Llorona" and then going to strangle someone who is not taking her seriously at all, and then getting punched to death after the guy says I "don't punch women" is that the funniest thing I've ever seen.
Being from a neighboring country I have an urge to say „That is only because you don’t have a culture“ but I am not that mean plus my Austrian culture hasn’t been bastardized either which would open me up to being told I don’t have a culture either.
The line the priest says at 8:25 implies that he quit the priesthood BECAUSE they stopped believing in ghosts. Which implies an inverse that the reason he joined was to banish ghosts... Bruh. That's lit.
Yes, yes I have had guys act like that when I've rejected them. Called me a cunt and a tease and said I lead them on, etc. That's why I dont make friends with guys when I know they are into me. I used to be naive and think they would actually value me as a person and want to be my friend, but nope. That's not good enough and they freak out on you when you get a new boyfriend that's not them even though you told them that you don't feel that way
@@Deminotauro29 it used to be, but I don't put up with it anymore. Doesn't matter how many times you explain yourself or put your foot down, they keep thinking that maybe one day you'll magically fall in love with them. It sucks when you finally have to cut the cord because you wonder if your "friend" ever cared about you at all. So, now I just save both of us the heartache and avoid those people Fortunately, it's not *every* guy out there, just a specific toxic subset
“Girl stop playing” “Why you smiling then” “What?, you not that cute anyway” or any other insults. Any girl that tends to walk to stores our anywhere knows these lines by heart.(so yes to the guy thing) and I’m only 16 and grown men do this often.
I had a guy do this to a girl in my store the other day. He kept following her around hitting on her really aggressively and I told him to stop and he came at me.. I asked the girl if she wanted my help since I'm not one to just get into a fight.. she said no. I felt bad but I kept a distance but kept an eye on her. He had a big gulp that smelled like alcohol and he was stumbling over himself, he was probably over 30. Finally she had enough and just yelled at him " please just leave me alone! I'm only 15 and I'm not interested!" This scumbag called her a whore and threw his fucking drink at her... that was my in to grab the asshole and remove him and I felt so bad i didn't do it sooner. My friend called the cops and i sat with the girl trying to help dry her off... her hair and back were soaked with disgusting smelling old alcohol of some kind.. she looked just prepared to die. She told me she was actually 19 but usually has to resort to that to get rid of guys because apparently 18, 17, and even 16 don't work.. she kept telling guys younger and younger. How disgusting. The cops came and the dude had priors and they took him. He was harassing an old woman for a cigarette about 100ft from the front door. I have 4 sisters and 2 nieces and that stuff honestly makes me wanna cry. I can't believe what women have to put up with. I'm truly sorry. I'm the kind of person who always says I'd stand up for women, but I learned that I still didn't do enough when it counted and mattered. People suck.
danteelite sadly if you ask any girl telling your age doesn’t work any more. When you walk down the street guys feel the need to honk there horn at you like that shit is a complement. It’s just something you have to live with that at this point.
The first time I was groped was at the age of 12, and even now at 17, i still look rather young, and it has never stopped any creepy man from touching me or making comments that they shouldn't. It's like being underaged is the appeal for them, and that's even more disgusting. Guess that's what we pavlov's dogs have been made with "barely legal" abuse porn.
5:13| The way GG tells a golden joke like that and keeps on rolling, forcing you to pause the video to laugh to yourself, is why I have and will always love this channel - not to mention consistently amazing the puns, transitions and roasts are
I love how the person who lives in the house with her walks into the kitchen and she nearly guts him, but when an actual stranger breaks in "huh. interesting." and strolls on over.
7:30 "Where do you have this woman jogging? Skid Row?" Me: That's..... That's actually where she is. You can get some sweet prices on fake flowers, carpets, and fabric. Walt Disney Concert Hall is like a few blocks away. (I realize I'm talking to no one.)
GG idk if you’ll see this but I just wanted to say that whenever I’m watching a TH-cam video i usually skip over the portion where they doing their ad for the sponsor but I honestly watch through your ads. Your delivery of the ad fits so naturally with the video, is entertaining and keeps the viewer’s attention! You are one of the best TH-camrs by far!!
I watched La Llorona last and it was really good. It was the eye bleach I needed to forget the movie I'd just watched (spoiler alert: it was Cuties...yup.. ) Edit: *last night
Why’d you watch that though....? With all the media circus around that movie (not to Mention the poster lol) there’s no way you didn’t know what you were getting into. I know this is an old comment but I’m so confused I can’t imagine actually choosing to watch that unless you’re either A. a perv or B. a TH-camr/person in the media covering it, and it’s not B...
7:54 When I saw the super thin headstones made from cardboard I knew the lion's share of the $500K budget must've been spent on practical effects. 10/10
Yes. That is Skid Row. Or at least nearby. I drove through there for work pre covid and that is how it looks about 3 blocks from some of the newest, most expensive condos in LA.
Back when I was still presenting as a girl, there were several guys that I shot down that left saying something like "you're just in love with me." Or "you're just obsessed with me."
"I don't hit women"
"No knock her out!"
"Understandable, I will now destroy"
That part gets me so much I can't stop laughing
Right?!? Not even a minimal hesitation lmfao.
And his name is _CHAD._
Dude straight up hammers her lmaoo
Who knew La Llorona has a glass jaw?
Mother fuckin robot style all like.
"As you wish Master, she shall be knocked out."
"I don't hit ladies!"
Literally immediately afterwards:
Falcon punches a woman so hard she dies
well she's a woman, not a lady!
Its a joke
@Heavy Metal Collector oh hi mark
@@atodamadre3197 I did not hit her it's bullshit it's not true I did not hit her I did naaht , Oh hi mark
@@halodp9161 Wiseau/Sestero 2020.
"I don't hit women"
*Proceeds to punch her soul out of her body*
I love that the chick saying "No, knock her out!" Is all the convincing it took.
"I don't hit women!"
"DO IT!"
"Alrighty then!"
Fucking brilliant. Guy had less willpower than a worm.
The Spanish Inquisition He put all his upgrade points in strength
You better scramble like an egg fore you get folded like an omlette nigga
That's years of built up rage from not hitting women.
I'm crying at the scene where he kills the woman in one punch, send help
Best character ever written in film
It escalated so fast. In a couple seconds the dude went from "I don't hit women" to punching her out of this plane of existence.
@@averygarrett9716 That punch unmade that woman LOL
Did nobody notice she landed wrong or is it just the joke?
This felt like a porno parody of La Llorona.... nah scratch that a porn company would make a better movie than this.
And actual hire better actors, which is saying something
At least porn has a purpose.
L
@@kittygrimm7301 And most importantly, a plot that makes sense
Definitely better character development
Dude literally punched that woman out of existence after saying he didn't hit women lmao this is amazing shit
Best character and scene in the movie
She ain't homeless - she got that sweater at Hot Topic for $50...
Companies like Hot Topic seriously be making fashionable clothing that looks homeless, and it's fucking weird. Like, this outfit is cute but I don't wanna look homeless, lmao
@The Dark Overlord That IS true...
@The Dark Overlord i feel like a homeless guy would have to be pretty dumb to spend 50 dollars on a shirt
@@fungusonus Unless it was like super durable temperature control gear maybe.
Now you know why shes homeless. She wastes money on 50$ sweaters.
Jeff: Whoa, I don't hit ladies.
Jeff's girl: No, knock her out Jeff!
Jeff: Okay.
*Punches lady into the nether world*
He punched her into the Shadow Realm. XD
Fun fact his name is *C H A D*
Mista GG: "La Llorona"
Auto-generated captions: "layer your own"
Camo over joggers?
@@PongoXBongo god can't save you from a bad fashion sense
I asked Alexa to play Quel qu'un ma dit by Carla Bruni from Amazon music. Turns out she(Alexa) doesn't understand french. She loudly announced to my aunts house that she couldn't find 'come on my dick.' 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Still better than "La Leerouna"
@@victoriashevlin8587 F
The sweater that the homeless girl is wearing is a killstar sweater that's like &40-50
I don't hit ladies *hits her immediately, with little persuasion*
The entire I don't hit ladies scene had me HOLLERING
Ah yes. Lolirona. The only horror movie that puts you on an FBI watchlist
its a loli with corona
Also Cuties, the Netflix sexualization of children horror movie
@@ahmedshaikh7662 this comment killed me 🤣
God damn my twisted imagination, the image my mind created is now burnt into my mind
That's actually named "La Your Rona: Express"... prequel to the cult-a-cola classic "La Llarona Virus", which is actually a feature flick that connects the Siberian thrasher title "Czars" through it's similar sequencing with its illegitimately spawned offspring, known as "Brrrr'd" with the lesser know follow up sequel "Swine Flew"...I'll be uploading these and more once I get all the express written consent forms handled, onto my new channel on the newly created streaming platform "Co-Vids-19+". This new media platform is specifically aimed at traffic that is acceptable and easily promotable to folks who've had at least a year of "adulting", hence the (19+) age restrictions.
That ending was so abrupt, I legit thought I accidentally skipped part of the video. I actually went back 30 seconds and had to watch the ending again. Baby's possessed... CREDITS. Brilliant.
My theory is that the director did write an actual ending, but he forgot to hit save after he wrote the final 10 pages of screenplay. Then, when he opened the file back up and saw that he'd lost the last 10 pages, he just said, "Fuck it. I'll just get a ton of B roll of my main actress running or some shit."
You’re the only person who doesn’t annoy me with sponsorships
Internet Historian and Internet Comment Etiquette are also good at doing ads
@@daddytrotsky7079 even their ads are quality content 👌
I disagree on Mista GG making good ad spots, but Internet historian is amazing at it
Yeah
Too bad those Raycons are actually cheap trash lol
SAME
This movie is way more sexually predatory than I thought it would be.
"I wanted to see my nephew before he gets too big. He owes me money and I think it'll be easier to get it back before adolescence hits him like a Mario Mushroom."
That entire scene that starts with her saying "I'm La Llorona" and then going to strangle someone who is not taking her seriously at all, and then getting punched to death after the guy says I "don't punch women" is that the funniest thing I've ever seen.
“Ladies has a man ever actually-“
Yes.
*sigh* Yep... I feel you.
Waiyt whole ass?
oof
yup lol
No way
The escalation that led up to Chad taking out a possessed lady in one punch belongs in a much better movie.
As an Italian, I can only be grateful Hollywood hasn't made a cheap bastardization of my culture for a quick buck.
This isn't even a Hollywood production 😂
Sure but remember when Hollywood made Roberto Benigni a thing for a few years in the mid 90s? That was an insult to real Italian culture.
Give it time.
Being from a neighboring country I have an urge to say „That is only because you don’t have a culture“ but I am not that mean plus my Austrian culture hasn’t been bastardized either which would open me up to being told I don’t have a culture either.
No but you guys made cheap films of our American culture.
"They do not say Cassandra once in the movie."
-Mista GG
"I could really go for a beer Cassandra."
-Mr. Shapey Persuasive
Picture this: it's bad content pong but just with la llorona movies
The line the priest says at 8:25 implies that he quit the priesthood BECAUSE they stopped believing in ghosts. Which implies an inverse that the reason he joined was to banish ghosts... Bruh. That's lit.
"Woah, lettuce not get a *head* of ourselves."
There we go, a better pun for that lettuce scene.
I was hoping someone would *produce* a better pun......
Woah woah, give us a few minutes to lettuce think of a good pun
Yes, yes I have had guys act like that when I've rejected them. Called me a cunt and a tease and said I lead them on, etc. That's why I dont make friends with guys when I know they are into me. I used to be naive and think they would actually value me as a person and want to be my friend, but nope. That's not good enough and they freak out on you when you get a new boyfriend that's not them even though you told them that you don't feel that way
ummmmm so is that a common thing or...
@@Deminotauro29 it used to be, but I don't put up with it anymore. Doesn't matter how many times you explain yourself or put your foot down, they keep thinking that maybe one day you'll magically fall in love with them. It sucks when you finally have to cut the cord because you wonder if your "friend" ever cared about you at all. So, now I just save both of us the heartache and avoid those people
Fortunately, it's not *every* guy out there, just a specific toxic subset
Mista GG: *Reviews a good movie*
"This can't be right..."
Mista GG: *this*
"Yep, that's about right."
Yoooooooooooo “the airplane was doing the dougie”💀💀💀 why doesn’t he have 1 mill subs
its such a normal thing to say but "I am fucking livid" is the peak of comedy
Read this as he was saying it
See, I always say thinks like "I'm so annoyed" instead....but I'm British so it translates about the same lmao
Example of what I mean, Gordan Ramsey.
Has a guy ever left with an interaction like this?
No. Think worse.
The vid just came out but I already know it’s finna be funny asf
If you didn't have an anime profile pic I'd be more apt to respect you as a person
Cade Glenn 😐
@@cadeglenn5081 facts
My name better describes how I feel about you
It just gotta update
This shouldn’t even be considered a movie...
Failed school project
"L A L U H R O N U H."
Also, I thought I had a weird-assed run. I was wrong.
Before he got too big...
How big is too big to meet your nephew?
...is this a Highlander situation?
this is just a neil breen movie in disguise.
You mean our lord and savior Neil Breen
Ah yes, "La Lorona", the biggest and deadliest of all parrot matriarchs.
“Girl stop playing”
“Why you smiling then”
“What?, you not that cute anyway” or any other insults.
Any girl that tends to walk to stores our anywhere knows these lines by heart.(so yes to the guy thing) and I’m only 16 and grown men do this often.
Yep.🤭😔
I apologise on behalf of all men
I had a guy do this to a girl in my store the other day.
He kept following her around hitting on her really aggressively and I told him to stop and he came at me.. I asked the girl if she wanted my help since I'm not one to just get into a fight.. she said no. I felt bad but I kept a distance but kept an eye on her. He had a big gulp that smelled like alcohol and he was stumbling over himself, he was probably over 30.
Finally she had enough and just yelled at him " please just leave me alone! I'm only 15 and I'm not interested!"
This scumbag called her a whore and threw his fucking drink at her... that was my in to grab the asshole and remove him and I felt so bad i didn't do it sooner. My friend called the cops and i sat with the girl trying to help dry her off... her hair and back were soaked with disgusting smelling old alcohol of some kind.. she looked just prepared to die. She told me she was actually 19 but usually has to resort to that to get rid of guys because apparently 18, 17, and even 16 don't work.. she kept telling guys younger and younger.
How disgusting.
The cops came and the dude had priors and they took him. He was harassing an old woman for a cigarette about 100ft from the front door.
I have 4 sisters and 2 nieces and that stuff honestly makes me wanna cry. I can't believe what women have to put up with.
I'm truly sorry. I'm the kind of person who always says I'd stand up for women, but I learned that I still didn't do enough when it counted and mattered.
People suck.
danteelite sadly if you ask any girl telling your age doesn’t work any more. When you walk down the street guys feel the need to honk there horn at you like that shit is a complement. It’s just something you have to live with that at this point.
The first time I was groped was at the age of 12, and even now at 17, i still look rather young, and it has never stopped any creepy man from touching me or making comments that they shouldn't. It's like being underaged is the appeal for them, and that's even more disgusting. Guess that's what we pavlov's dogs have been made with "barely legal" abuse porn.
As a woman, yes. Yes, men sometimes leave interactions like that when you turn them down.
I got yelled at and called a stank as hoe for not saying hi back to some random ass dude who was catcalling me at the bus stop....
Just say I have a pen15
@@ThatOneGuyInTH-camComments nah, bro. Have you seen the murder rate for trans women? I dont wanna be stabbed.
I had no idea the creepy dudes problem was so bad tbh
@@ThatOneGuyInTH-camComments joel what you doing out here? last i heard you were killed by a golf club
I just went through the TCAP episodes and it was so cute when you guys were excited for 300 subscribers 😁
bruh WDYM they're all private-
@@ladylark10884 not for me...
th-cam.com/play/PLt-eX-Uwj6dZxOy-sRebPywmS0ARk7_gN.html
this is the only guy who’s ads i don’t skip through because he’s actually funny
You got ads?
@@ninjaface598 he's probably referring to the sponsors part
Gg’s ongoing chronicle of not knowing anyone’s names is my favorite part of this channel
the dialog is actually so funny "You live like this? You really need to clean up your act" "Youre homeless... and youre telling me to clean up>"
Just wanted to say, my dude, got the Gamer Supps cup and really diggin it. Glad you won!
5:13| The way GG tells a golden joke like that and keeps on rolling, forcing you to pause the video to laugh to yourself, is why I have and will always love this channel - not to mention consistently amazing the puns, transitions and roasts are
You know the movie is a keeper when you have no idea what the character’s names are. Rofl.
I love how the person who lives in the house with her walks into the kitchen and she nearly guts him, but when an actual stranger breaks in "huh. interesting." and strolls on over.
"you're homeless!"
* wearing a killstar sweater* (60$)
mmmk xD
7:30
Fun fact, that is in fact Skid Row. It is right behind Little Tokyo in the Fashion District of Los Angeles.
They killed the best character because they couldn`t afford anymore scenes with him xD!
"Knock her out jeff"
*ungodly storm noises*
La Larona more like My Sharona.
I’ll show myself out.
(Yes the spelling mistake is on purpose)
MY MY MY MY SHARONA
“Curse me and thESE FISTS OF FURY.”
I didn’t know penguinz0 got another roll in a movie
*role
That joke about the BBQ and the RC cola just had me laughing so hard... that is one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time. Bravo GG
Can't wait to rewatch this in a few months when I'm rewatching content in the middle of the night.
7:30
"Where do you have this woman jogging? Skid Row?"
Me: That's..... That's actually where she is. You can get some sweet prices on fake flowers, carpets, and fabric. Walt Disney Concert Hall is like a few blocks away. (I realize I'm talking to no one.)
"I don't hit ladies"
8 seconds later he used dragon fist
(Btw this scene takes place 8 minutes into the movie)
GG idk if you’ll see this but I just wanted to say that whenever I’m watching a TH-cam video i usually skip over the portion where they doing their ad for the sponsor but I honestly watch through your ads. Your delivery of the ad fits so naturally with the video, is entertaining and keeps the viewer’s attention! You are one of the best TH-camrs by far!!
"This is where Samantha meets Johals Employee"
lol classic!
There's only like 4 channels I watch on TH-cam and This Is One Of Them.
Love you, GG!
Yo chulo u should watch "The Wailer" another llorona movie series, used to scare the shit out of me when I was like 8
i’d love to stay no, a man has never left an interaction like that however... i would be lying
3:32
"Ooh, I like it rough"
*SHINDEU, KAKYOIN*
“La...lo...LOLI RONA” might as well said that
"I don't hit ladies"
"HO RYUKEN!!!"
So happy iv found this channel awesome content 😎
I watched La Llorona last and it was really good. It was the eye bleach I needed to forget the movie I'd just watched (spoiler alert: it was Cuties...yup.. ) Edit: *last night
Damn
Why’d you watch that though....? With all the media circus around that movie (not to
Mention the poster lol) there’s no way you didn’t know what you were getting into. I know this is an old comment but I’m so confused I can’t imagine actually choosing to watch that unless you’re either A. a perv or B. a TH-camr/person in the media covering it, and it’s not B...
7:54 When I saw the super thin headstones made from cardboard I knew the lion's share of the $500K budget must've been spent on practical effects.
10/10
Verified by a female: yes guys have left interactions like that. Not just with me, but my friends and other family who are women.
That "Times change" at 8:23 was so powerful, it had the same vibe as Garrosh from the warlords of dreanor cinematic
A MistaGG video without an ad Segway
2020 is weird
I work 11 hour days 5 days a week and your videos help me get through my shifts man keep up the good work!
"Has a guy ever actually left an interaction like this" you must be new
I was eagerly waiting the Freddy Sweaty joke @5:11. Thank you GG.
You and Cinema Snob need to collaborate. This is a type of film he would review
Love the wrestling jokes in this video. I laughed hard at the hulk hogan one at 1:58
"I don't hit ladies"
"No knock her out!
This dude *gathers all 4 elements and combines them into one*
YEET
@4:00 That was the most entertaining 20 seconds of my life 10/10
At this point, I’d consider Mista GG a film critic. He does it well
ayo!!!!! the "discount don cheadle" KILLED ME!!!
The moment I heard "La Leerona" I knew just how bad the film was, and how good this video was going to be.
I'm glad I had already put my tea down when you called him "much more afforadable Don Cheadle".
7:04 Unfortunately yes. And then he told everyone that I was obsessed with him. Good times.
9:34 it sounds like bootleg version of the terminator music
That Hulk Hogan reference has me dying
Yes. That is Skid Row. Or at least nearby. I drove through there for work pre covid and that is how it looks about 3 blocks from some of the newest, most expensive condos in LA.
This movie makes the room looks like citizen Kane
Two vids on one week, that’s lit keep pumping out the awesome content bro
Oh shit never been this early! Let’s see if this movie’s good.
Edit: Not even 2 min, I stand corrected.
Back when I was still presenting as a girl, there were several guys that I shot down that left saying something like "you're just in love with me." Or "you're just obsessed with me."
The pervert “Al” is played by my best friend’s dad lol. Had no idea he was in this.
Cool
*Mista GG:* Ladies, has a guy ever left an interaction like that?
*Me:* Ye-
*Mista GG:* Please say no.
*Me:* ...no?
7:11 Yes. You need to talk to more women. That’s actually a very common interaction
@11:40 crazy af how you predicted the logan Paul vs mayweather fight tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we talk about how the pastor’s death is literally stolen from “The Exorcist”?
I know right
One of my favourite videos to come back to, to make me laugh and cheer me up. Thank you!
Flawless acting, 10/10. They didn’t laugh while playing these roles once.
@7:30 That LITERALLY is Skidrow. Litte Tokyo and the Fashion District aren't far away from it.
"This is like Logan Paul vs mayweather"
Yeah right
Dude, you’re genuinely the best TH-camr out there imo, thanks for that!! Keep it up bro!