When he was burning the Doritos i was like oh i can actually smell it, next thing i know my dad tells me to open the door cause he burnt the tortillas 😂
Suga Infires You Why it this my family in Florida (We we’re fishing and we caught one and my aunt killed it and since she was tired from the night before, she accidentally dropped it into the river. We tried poking the fishing pole thru it like a marshmallow and it didn’t work.)
@@paintedladyabbey9222 You can’t cancel someone as funny as him 😭 I think I have watched all his videos in the past month because I love how entertaining he is. Hate his scandals but he is hilarious. 😂
Love you shane. I'm so glad I came across all your videos when I was sad and alone. You made me feel so much better. You are one of favorite youtubers ever. Much love to you.
you lit doritos on fire, cut an onion with scissors, tried to charge your phone with an apple, put toothpaste on a hotdog, and used rootbeer bottles as shoes. shane, are you okay?
Are you new? in the case that you are; welcome to the part of the internet where dreams and more do not exist. Instead: GALAXY is the dab (its done way more than it really should be)
4:45 - 5:00 or 6:00 idk Yes I'm like "oh did my friends FINALY text bac-- *Checks notification* "Wait wat" *Gets Duolingo notification* *Swipes* 1 minute later *Doulingo at my door* Duolingo: DUOLINGO OPEN UP! *BREAKS DOWN DOOR* "AHHHHH HIDES IN FRIDGE*
No he didn't. A lot of the seasoning on the chips goes to the bottom of the bag so if you open it upside down you get all the collected seasoning first, and then it also redistributes to the rest of the chips in the bag. Lots of people open chips that way for that reason.
Shane Dawson is literally my spirit animal.
Harambes mine.
Aha you mean mine? 🙂
Corrie Hadady lol same here
Corrie Hadady iDisks,
I guess that you said the exact same thing to Alfie deyes
Eating people's ashes... That "My Strange Addiction" episode instantly came to mind.
True
I thought I was the only one hahaha
Drop Dead Diva is what it reminded me of.
same
OH MY GLOB!! Yes I saw that she ate her fucking husband
'Um what are you doing?' 'Oh, um , just making onion dip- for, for, the peasents' 😂😂😂
Westwood; i read that as soon as it played😂😂
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS I AM SOO LATE...
...and by so late I mean 3 years late
I see you...Tata
Same
Same 😭
Same
Same 2019 right?
Using scissors to cut an onion.
Literally me.
Same
same
Same
same
Lol
Shane gives ghetto a whole new definition Like cutting an onion with scissors what the actual fuck
IKR
I thought you said cutting an onision with scissors
+Olivia Beaube same!!😂😂
FRE SHA VACODO
+Yasmeen A. same jfc 😂😂😂
Shane: Do I have smoke detectors? It's bad that I don't know that.
Me: *chokes on drink*
Blank VS Gaming I don't know if I have smoke detectors either.
I'm happy I can relate to him
Blank Blankookie me
Blank Blankookie ....
Blank Blankookie armyy
Jungshook
Shane: I forgot I lit it on fire. (The apple)
Shane's mind: I forgot I hate fruit
"Did I just make apple pie?" *tastes it and gags*
I love how he lights the Doritos on fire on a PAPER plate😂
lmao!
😂😂
Ikr😂😂😂😂😂
LOL 😂 But Ikr, only he would do that though!!!
Also when he was talking about the fire he went to touch it😂
*NO I MISSED UR BOOK TOUR D;*
*-by two years-*
Sameee
Same here
SAME HE ACTUALLY CAME TO MY CITY WHICH IS L I T E R A L L Y 20 MINUTES AWAY AND I DIDNT KNOW HIM AT THE TIME HNGGG
SAME but I live in Indiana
same-
I love that bit in the Hunger Games when Jennifer makes onion dip for the peasants
Same, easily the best part of the movie!!!!!
The eat it with pita bread
This seems dangerous...
*let's do it*
Laura Sandoval YES
Laura Sandoval i read this as soon as he said it
Hmmm interesting
Yasssss
Me
"pain is beauty" - Shane 2016
Fat Amy I love your name lol I love pitch perfect
Fat Amy Omg your profile is EVERYTHING
Guinny Piggy lmao thank you 😂
Savio LilsRules me too 😏
oml that rat melanie stole shanes idea ;)
do you think Laura Lee used that onion hack in her *apology*
Hana Mahdood fucking definitely
Hana Mahdood naw if she used an onion there would be actual tears
Yes.
@@apppletreee sksksllsks
And That's the tea sis
When he started singing Fall Out Boy I almost screamed.
Same!! That's one of my favorite fob song too
SAME
SAME
THAT MADE ME SO HAPPY
SAME
anyone rewatching for the third or fourth time?
like!
More like over 10 times
LiKe!!!
quarantine: an endless watch of Shane
Nope over 30th time
Its 2020 and im still watching this haha
[sets doritios on fire on a PAPER plate] 😂
How safe of you Shane
😂
right XD
I love your videos You are my Idol
it looked like plastic. either way hes fucked.
OMG HIIIIIIIIIII!
Shane:it’s not my fault grandpa was salty
Me:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he was burning the Doritos i was like oh i can actually smell it, next thing i know my dad tells me to open the door cause he burnt the tortillas 😂
ARMY!!!!
Suga infires you pFFFT when the VR gets too real 😂
Suga Infires You Why it this my family in Florida (We we’re fishing and we caught one and my aunt killed it and since she was tired from the night before, she accidentally dropped it into the river. We tried poking the fishing pole thru it like a marshmallow and it didn’t work.)
Was I the only one who thought of namjoon when Shane was cutting the onions
Shane: *Then you remember you dont have friend then some homeless guy comes and pees in it*
Me: ---
-I couldn't relate more...-
How do you get the cross over?
Brylee Rae HAHAHAHAAHA *YOUDONTKNOW* YELE
Brylee Rae Its very easy to -cross-
@@roger1361 stfu dumbass
Roger 13 mk boomer pfp looking head ass
Shane: * *sings fall out boy lyrics* *
Me: * *chokes on drink Mike Wheeler style* *
Nevaeh & Alicia
*MEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Nevaeh & Alicia
I fucking love F.O.B!!!🖤🐺
THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT I DID
YES I LOVE FOB
Nevaeh & Alicia
ME😂
SHANE STARTED SINGING LIGHT EM UP IM FUCKING FANGIRLING RN
YEAS
Yass
no
Yas
Same
Hey what's up you guys, yes.
?
+Foxy the Pirate Fox It's his opening line to every video.
+Andrea Dartez ohh!
+Foxy the Pirate Fox I love FNAF and foxy too :D
+Foxy the Pirate Fox I love FNAF and foxy too :D
7:32 *W E ‘ R E S T I L L W A I T I N G*
lol u doin ok?
OF COURSE THE TOUR IS NOWHERE NEAR ME 😭
sameee omg 🙄
OMG ANNA love ur videos so much ur so funny!!
The first stop is where I live
same 😢
Yeah nothing ever comes close to Montana
I forgot I lit it on fire.
~Shane Dawson, 2016
Also Shane failing at a life hack with my life playing in the background. too true.
LOL
hahaha by the time he said it I looked at your comment. (the same moment)
DEAD 😂
XD When someone tells him a party was lit
OMG SHANE SINGING FALLOUT BOY!! I can die happy now
I miss these shane videos tbh. They bring me so much joy
Same 😂
Is Shane Dawson actually HowToBasic?? I mean, look at those legs. CONSPIRACY THEORY!
😱
HowToBasic is Australian though
I could actually see that too haha xD
+Stef M That's where the conspiracy begins
U R SO RIGHT!!!!
shane: its like a campfire me: lets gather round the campfire and sing are camp fire song
Our*
same brother
but itll help if u just sing along bum bumbum..
no. i need to burn corpses
Our c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song.
+Ellfie ♡ yay
Shane is the King of testing things.
;)
I LOVE your videos!
Yesh
Lucy Mcwhinnie he is! mind checking out my videos?
Yes he is
who else is haveing a shane life hack marathon?.....no just me....❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
omg meeeeee
😂
Me bitch two years later lol I don’t even like him anymore
@@paintedladyabbey9222 You can’t cancel someone as funny as him 😭 I think I have watched all his videos in the past month because I love how entertaining he is. Hate his scandals but he is hilarious. 😂
Yes rn
Shane sang Fall out boy and I started screaming. Why am I like this.
Lilypaddilly yeah hahahaha
SAME
Lilypaddilly S A M E
SAME
Lilypaddilly sameeee
LIGHT EM UP UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP UP, LIGHT EM UP UP DORITOS ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! new FOB SONG INCOMING
Miku Gaming And Friends YES
YAAAAAAASSSS!!!
Shane has better legs than me...*whispers bitch under my breath*
lmao 😂😂
+i stole jimins jams /courtney cameron your name omfg 😹😹💗
+َ army!!!
+َ oh
+i stole jimins jams /courtney cameron please stop omg
"Oh my god, a giant onion ring cake! That's a good idea... stop watching."
_this-is-my-life-and-these-are-my-choices_
Shanes channel went from really intricate skits to this omg i love him and his phases
It's not a phase, mom.
it's who I really am!
making giant cake videos is my passion I swear it's God's path for me
this is for forever
i miss his skits, this content is trash
When the song got louder my puppy ran from the room lol 😂
When the song ended he came back poor jack
Maddie Wolf LOL
As soon as he said Houston, Texas - I thought of Liza😂
Keerthii G sameeee
Keerthii G same
Keerthii G sammee
Houston Texas baby
Keerthii G im a shamed to say i did too
Im so upset- I REALLY loved Shane 🥺
1D is my life same.
THE NOISE AT 7:56 OMFG 😂😂😂
it sounded like a dog getting killed.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It sounded like a dying cat
I'm sorry I can't come I'm going to Colorado in December😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪
my ring tone
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Shane's video starts
at 0:52
My god 😂
I wish I knew that 52 seconds ago
Yesss
TubbzDeltaCross HAHAHA LOVE THAT
The fact it rhymes
My Doritos know what you did in the dark.
so peridot knows?
+Mia Hatsine Not all Doritos are green and come from space, ypu racist!
So light it up up up light it up up up light it up up up THE APPLES ON FIIRREEE
+Kristan Locklear (derpynotebooks) same 😹
I thought he said “PIZZA, DONT LEAVE ME” at 4:47😂
Black Widow wait he didn’t say that?
Ship Queen no he said “Peeta, don’t leave me”
Same!
I did too
I thought it was funnier when he said he was making onion dip 🤣
7:53 got me DEADDD 😂😂💀
I replayed that part so many times XD
OMG IKR
HeyIts Aminata lol same
HeyIts Aminata ik I’m cracking up and my whole family is asleep 🤭🤣🤣🤣
I died when I found out you were using scissors to cut your onion 😅😅😂😂😂
Tator TotTay ONIONS HAVE LAYERSSSSS
I look like Shane Dawson in girl version. And 8 year old 👴
😐😕
Carly Simpson No one needed to know that. And the comment wasn't even about looking like Shane.
Shane's Stalker/lover calm down babes it's not gonna kill you
Who else is having a dumb life hack marathon??
ayyyy
Me. It's almost Thanksgiving in 2017.
Alexa De La O I just found a playlist to watch lol
Alexa De La O I literally AM it’s 2018 for me
Alexa De La O i saw his conspiracy videos already alot then i found this series!!!
Love you shane. I'm so glad I came across all your videos when I was sad and alone. You made me feel so much better. You are one of favorite youtubers ever.
Much love to you.
"Just making onion dip for all the peasants" I lost it
Caitlin Shae And it's even sadder that one of some of those peasants consist of me and Shane xD
Lmao PLEASE vlog yourself wearing the bottle shoes to the store and record people's reactions hahaha
that would be everything!!!
When the apple doesn't charge his phone so he tries lighting it on fire I died😂😂😂😂😂
That's the reasonable thing to do
+Natalia Vargas lol
and his immediate reaction to the toothpaste hotdog got me ROLLINNN😂😂😂
i swear he look like cave men spongebob
"im looking for the princess this belongs to" *peeps shane in the corner* *raspy british voice* "that'll be me"
10:33
Shane the Princess 🤣
i fangirled so hard when Shane started singing fall out boy
which minute?
+Julia Timotijevic 2 minS -ish
Same ahhhaha😅
Same!
same
7:54 he literally looked like spongebob as a caveman 😂
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂
exactly what I was thinking lol
Spongegar
what the heck are you talking about???!!!;(
spongegar!!
you lit doritos on fire, cut an onion with scissors, tried to charge your phone with an apple, put toothpaste on a hotdog, and used rootbeer bottles as shoes. shane, are you okay?
typical day in his life
juliashilkina me too :D
Lmaoooo
spoilers
Ikr😂😂
POV butcher knife:
i’m literally still in the body you just killed
New Hunger Games script:
*"jennifer" doesn't want peeta to leave*
*peeta has to go to war*
*jennifer starts making onion dip for the peasants*
Lol
That's 'Hunger Games Mocking Jay Part 3'
#makeithappen btw YAAAAASS CRYBABY
Plot twist
He should be the new manager
I can tell Shane's been watching ThreadBanger😂
I saw u on jc channel 😂
Nvm wrong person😂
+rosie bloom I wouldn't be surprised😂 I love jc haha
Sofia Ghomeshi it probably was you then idk 😂
Yeah 😂😂
How is no one talking about the sounds Shane made at 7:56 and 10:15 😂😂
Lol
I replayed that sound at 7:56 SO many times!
Omg that laugh 😂😂😂
I replayed the sound at 7:56 over and over and my dog tilted his head at it every time! XD
I cried at that squeal
I just keep rewatching these videos I miss him
7:56 this sounds like the bird in my grandmas clock lol
FML yass I just commented that with out knowing you commented that
why aren't iPhone chargers called Apple juice?
Linda Tomaganuk oh my goodness
😂😂
Linda Tomaganuk cus it would be a shit pun
YES YES YES THE FALL OUT BOY REFERENCE
Yassssss
YES
IKR
yes!!
and if you turn something he said into something else there's a percy jackson reference
It is so wholesome how genuinely happy he gets when a hack works and I love it
Shane your so funny
"I forgot I lit it on fire!"
Hahahaha
I spat out my ice cream 😂
Why did he have to eat that gross apple
+Born To Be Awesome what flavor was it
+Clorox Bleach I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE OMG
Lol
"Do I have smoke detectors?"
"It's bad that I don't know that"
MEEEEEE😂😂😂😂
Nadia Pickett 4
that shirt brings out your eyes so well omg bless
Lia Hughes you look so pretty in your profile pic
Lia Hughes maybe this is the comment that made him wear it almost every video😂😂
If you look at the coffee mugs in the back one has "ick" and then the handle looks like a D! 😂😂😂 love you Shane!!
That's because it actually says dick...
The other one is unt and a C..............
We knew that
Wow you must be like 10 yrs old
Those coffee mugs in the background are the best thing I've ever seen.
I thought I was the only one who was thinking that😋😋😜😜😜😝😝😝
😂😂😂👌🏾
riiiiighhhhhttttt
Are you new? in the case that you are; welcome to the part of the internet where dreams and more do not exist. Instead: GALAXY is the dab (its done way more than it really should be)
+Skylar Lewis they could be a new subscriber (or v v unobservant like myself)
Fangirled a little when he sang Fall Out Boy.
Unrelatable Maria Saaaaaame😂
Xochitl Caceres BEEBO
Brendon Urie Yuuuuup!❤️❤️
Glad to know I wasn't the only one 🙂
yup
I bet you Shane had to go and get an apple from Walmart because he didn't have any fruit in his house
GeorgaStyle soooo true!
Fun Fun 100%%%%%%
No Not Walmart Target, He Gets Everything From There*Even His Shoes* Cough****
Fun Fun it still had the sticker!!😂😂😂😂in my head(are you going to cut that sticker Shane are you?)😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆
dont forget ryland is healthy so ryland would have one
4:45 - 5:00 or 6:00 idk
Yes I'm like "oh did my friends FINALY text bac--
*Checks notification*
"Wait wat"
*Gets Duolingo notification*
*Swipes*
1 minute later
*Doulingo at my door*
Duolingo: DUOLINGO OPEN UP! *BREAKS DOWN DOOR*
"AHHHHH HIDES IN FRIDGE*
The fall out boy reference made me laugh my ass off XD
Yass
same😀
What fallout boy reference
ME TOO AAA
+Caden Brandmeyer when he is lighting the Doritos on fire he says light em up
The Hunger Games and onion thing omigod😂
4:48
Johnnie I swear, how does he not know who Katniss is and doesn't even know a SINGLE thing about the trilogy?
i like how shane never cleans anything and still uses it
Lol same
2020 has been the worst year. Ever.
2020 is like the devil
@london ! how’s it random?
@Dexter Ordaz not with covid 19
Yes
I mean, this year's pretty shit too
HE MADE A FALL OUT BOY REFRENCE
Notsocool my emo ass was shook
Notsocool I died
Notsocool o my god me
Notsocool hey
Sh00k
Honestly Shane sounds like Peter from Family Guy when he fake cries.
Whooo Coldplay!
+99growlithe99 Yessss
lol
Ya.
lmao
Shane: Like I don't wanna cry on TH-cam
*Pictures and Music*
Shane: I'm a big old bitch
Me: True AF
5SOS
So true
I love your profile picture❤️
Ur profile pic
lol
i love how shane can say he killed someone, but none of us would be worried because...we get it
These videos have started to have more effort, which I like :3
agree
yeah!it's like he's finally listening to us!
Eww anime fans....
+ＣＩＮＤＥＲＥＬＬＡ why would u comment then exactly? 😂😂
+ＣＩＮＤＥＲＥＬＬＡ hi :3
omg i'm laughing so hard. WHY haven't i watched his videos until now?? he's hilarious
i have so many videos to watch now i'm so excited
+heeeyduuude watch the conspiracy theories
I know right!!
+heeeyduuude same
Hazza 😍
I thought of Melanie Martinez "Mrs Potato Head" when he said "pain is beauty" lol and she literally just released a music video for Alphabet Boy
YASSS
getting that promo in
Same lol
Dude right before she released it, I was singing dollhouse and I flipped out 😂
SHE RELEASED WHAT!?!?!
#TRIGGERED! SHANE OPENED THE BAG FROM THE BOTTOM!
Omfg the dorito bag is opened the wrong way
My life is over lmao
Same
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OCD
nuu i gonna die now it needs to be right!!!!
I knew some one would comment this
if you open it at the bottom it has more flavor
Currently my grandpa is in the hospital and watching you makes me feel so much better, thank you ❤️😔
Hope he gets better 💖
hope everything turns out okay, im sending lots of love and positive vibes 💖
hope he gets out soon
I hope your grandpa and your whole family are doing ok☺️
Hope and believe he will get better soon
WHEN HE SAID PAIN IS BEAUTY I REMEMBERED ABOUT MELANIE MARTINEZ
Nick Dominates MELANIE MARTINEZ!!
Nick Dominates we are all fucking cry babies 😂
Nick Dominates yaas
Nick Dominates I LOVE MELANIE MARTINEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YESSSSS FAM FUUCK YESSSSS
Shane: “I’m the most annoying person in the whole world”
Everyone in the comments who ask what year you are watching in: “ Hold my onion”
_he opened the Doritos bag the wrong way_
5SecøndsØfTwentyØneShaniacs!AtTheDiscø
I thought i was the only one who noticed lol
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! btw- I LOVE YOUR NAME
No he didn't. A lot of the seasoning on the chips goes to the bottom of the bag so if you open it upside down you get all the collected seasoning first, and then it also redistributes to the rest of the chips in the bag. Lots of people open chips that way for that reason.
So it’s just a Doritos bag it doesn’t taste different
Capquake Fan the chips have more seasoning on them... clearly you don't get it because you haven't tried it...
"Do you ever smell something that brings back memories?"
My ass
*wait..*
XD The cups in the background
My fav is the donut!😄🍩🍩🍩🍩
Cool Savie MSP OMG yaas 😍😍
YankeesFan934 i like the dick mug
+Charlotte Nettle Lol me ro
lol thats my life
I was just in Minneapolis, then I got excited, then I realized this was two years ago…
Same with shanes Texas series;-;
"pain is beauty"
me:
"Mrs potato head tell me"
I love that song
OMFG same
Does a new face come with a warranty
OMFG DO I SEE A CRYBABY??? Crybabies 4 lyyffee
YASSS
Noooooo! He opened the Doritos from the the bottom!!
Ellie Wirtz RIGHT!?!
Ellie Wirtz I thought the same thing
Ellie Wirtz ok and do you have OCD
Euron Kelly no I don't have OCD I just don't appreciate chips being opened from the bottom
Ellie Wirtz
oh ok makes more sense
WHEN SHANE STARTED SINGING FALL OUT BOY I FUCKING FANGIRLED OH GOD
yess🤗😁
yas
same XD
I love your profile pic by the way :p
ME TOO NDHDB
yes😃
2020 rewatching for like the millionth time
5:27 had me in tears 😂😂 i laughed so hard i farted!!! 😂😂 im weak!! I'm crying
+Torian R You do it first
Same I was eating gold fish and I almost chocked😂😂
Ikr
I farted too while laughing so hard😂😂!
It's not that funny
F IS FOR FAIL AND F IS FOR FKYS!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
FRYAY!!!😂😂😂
Rewatching because I miss shane on the weekends
SAME
omg anna love ur vids!!!
u look like a troll
Same What Do You Do In The Summer
+iamurleader that is mean
When he said the thing about the talking tom i started laughing because when my friends (non-existent) comes over they always pop up.