"We women are not like you guys, we value what's on the inside more." Let's try this little experiment with a fat guy, going around shirtless asking girls out. How many seconds till he is accused of sexual harassment and gets thrown to jail?
He may be a douchebag, but people come on... If he can get all these chicks by just showing off his muscles and having zero personality, that should be all the motivation you need to start lifting. This man is a hero.
CogniVision so you're saying be fake and just worry about muscles to pick up girls in the emptiest way possible and continue your life on a lie so you can continue to fuck a girl that you lied to get in the first place? Hmmm...excellent comment guy. Quite the hero.
RoR0 that comment made no sense. gaining muscle is always good for you. it helps u in many ways wether it be getting girls, respect, or just doing things easier. its the ideal male body, and also just because lifting is life doenst meant ur empty inside and u cant have a personality. that logic is retarted.
pieisgood isgoodpie I didn't say that but if you're lifting for the wrong reasons and all you think about is working out so you can show off, then you appear to have no substance as a human being, and most likely don't. I didn't say muscles=empty inside, no personality
Alpha 300 nobody in this thread said he was confident tho.... we were just stating that confidence is more attractive than what he is doing. So what are you mad about again?
are you sure? cuz the panda did "it's about having that confidence a body like that will give you" meaning that he's a confident person, and are you saying that what he's doing is called confidence ? O.o who said that i'm mad ? i don't give a fuck my g :D if you think he's a confident person and this is the right way to get girls it's not my business
Well, they would only upload the successful ones? They're not going to put up footage of him asking a girl for her number and her saying "I have a boyfriend".
I think he comes off a bit egotistical.. Actually, I think it's a form of addiction, he seems to be hooked on that high you get when you realize a woman is attracted to you.. He plays it off as a joke, but it's much more psychologically deep-rooted.
Connor's videos are always cringy because the only thing he does is showing off his body. Now people will say I am jealous but I am not. Brandon Cartor is even more muscular than him but his videos aren't cringy. The problem is that Connor is always taking of his shirt and puts himself in a situation where being shirtless is cringy.
It actually makes me upset because these individual girls probably thinks he is flirting with her but he is just doing it for views and in reality not text them or never even had a interest in them
He actually tells them it was a video after the interaction. If you keep in mind you must get one's consent before posting a picture, or image of them. This is why some people's faces are censored.
Most of the guys do that to impress girls. Its disgusting. Like we're deeper than that, we see your character more than your physique. Dating a 6 pack guy feels like you're dating a lobster or insect with the bottom in satchets. Idek how to describe... Just gross...
We all want to look good naked. Exercising is the closest thing to the fountain of youth on this planet. _BUT YOU HAVE TO STICK TO IT!_ And holy shit it's tough to be consistent with it, believe you me!
i dont workout for chicks, i workout to create an aura. when i walk into a room, introduce myself to someone, go for a job interview, i love looking dominant, in charge, and in control. I love walking past and having people point and talk about me. i love the fact that when i go somewhere with thousands of people. almost all of them will remember who i am when it is over, and i didnt even have to say a word-zyss RIP my hero
lol yea stay thinking youre dominant cause you lift heavy things and put it back on the ground. Hope you don't get choked out one day lol. Weight lifting builds a false sense of confidence if you cant actually fight lmao
Holy fuck I actually love Connor now. The cringe used to be overwhelming to me but now that I have embraced it, it is just pure comedy cold. I mean come on, the delivery of that first line "Is that chair taken, now more importantly, are you taken" so great.
Tried this and was disappointed , everyone was so mean, "ewwww" "get away from me" "I have a boyfriend" "I'm calling the cops" "sir! Step away from my 6 year old daughter"
Dick twice a day And chill plus Reptilian Hunter Forreal they cast a fucking kid with not a single pube hair to be spiderman. I don't get Marvel movies these days they suck lol I don't care what the critics say.
Benjamin Why would you want to get strong for girls? They're common af and simple by nature,just lift for yourself,although if being attractive to them is really what you want then yeah,7% bf jacked with good facial aesthetics,height,hairline will do it bro.I'd recommend following your heart and pulling big boy deadlifts with a belly tbh
Dude if you wanna workout for girls you probably wont succeed cuz you might want it fast and make a lot of mistakes along the way but workout for yourself cuz its something you really want and everything will come easy and naturally but still with hard work.
Benjamin don't settle for basic shallow bitches. Personally I would appreciate a bear-mode power lifter physique if the dude isn't a douche. Do what makes you happy man.
thanks for keeping people distracted from REAL pick up and the priceless knowledge there is out there and keeping people thinking its ONLY about looks and money regarldess thanks for the videos ;p
If I took off my shirt and started asking random girls out on the street I would be handcuffed and arrested immediately.
Wtf you talking about Rick? You're hot as hell! lol
dude you don't have girls coz all the single girls are zombies which leaves you with married/widowed women's.
Don't be so harsh on yourself Rick.
Arrested for taking off your shirt??????
If he walks down the street without a shirt, the girls will start honking and he could get them to stop;)
"We women are not like you guys, we value what's on the inside more."
Let's try this little experiment with a fat guy, going around shirtless asking girls out. How many seconds till he is accused of sexual harassment and gets thrown to jail?
If by "inside" you mean the inside of my wallet, I think you have it nailed son.
friggin mean^^
Jim Canterak, wozzlepop
2 consecutive comments that are spot on. Impressive.
well...it's biology. Nothing we can change. You know "survival of the fittest" ? so ... there you go
+Tidion haha I wouldn't call narcissism "fit"...more the opposite of it :D And it changes trhoughout the decades ;) Nothing stays forever.
"Why don't you have a shirt on?" "Don't worry about it, just enjoy it." Wtf 😂
GHaahahhqhahahahahahhaha
Im dead
Damn I can't tell what's bigger. His confidence or his lats.
Joe Yaknow My bbc
Exactly lol
These nuts
r any of u bi or gay?
Ultra BoBo hahaha
These videos make me cringe so much but for some reason I can't stop watching them
exactly
Maybe. Don't tell my girlfriend though
Tarantula everyone is :D
lol me too
ahahah yup same XD. Come by my channel to check out the mannequin challenge I did. It would be much appreciated :D
Me: Why don't you have a shirt on?
Connor: Just enjoy it
😂😂😂
@@kylielu9285 😂
There are people who are complete dicks when they're cocky af. but connor god damn deserves to be as confident as hell!
True he's definitely not as douchie as Jeff Seid or Alon Gay4Pay
He kind of was a douchie to one of the girls at the end when he said, "i'll call you. (Few second pause) MAYBE..."
yeah that was douchie
I thought it was hilarious when he said that
Filipe Carvalho ikr lol
You can't fight 1 billion years of biology. Make the most of it while you can.
lmao! Beautifully said
@Aesthetic Chaz its closer to 3.7 billion
@@Ligerbee exactly
this video should be titled: “Me showing off my body to girls ep52„
Ikr
Haha
More like ep521
So why do make muscular body de to showoff if you want to be fit then just do yoga
He can pick up girls, think about it;)
"I'll call you daisy... maybe"
How to be a savage 101
Fu U that shit broke her lmao
hahahaha
dead
HAHAHA DEAD AND GONE FUARRK
I thought I was the savage
He may be a douchebag, but people come on... If he can get all these chicks by just showing off his muscles and having zero personality, that should be all the motivation you need to start lifting. This man is a hero.
I feel like he would get more girls, if he did not talk. All he has to do is being naked, then he opens his mouth and ruins it.
CogniVision so you're saying be fake and just worry about muscles to pick up girls in the emptiest way possible and continue your life on a lie so you can continue to fuck a girl that you lied to get in the first place? Hmmm...excellent comment guy. Quite the hero.
RoR0 If you think that's what I'm saying, then you have the reading comprehension of a brain dead two-year old.
RoR0 that comment made no sense. gaining muscle is always good for you. it helps u in many ways wether it be getting girls, respect, or just doing things easier. its the ideal male body, and also just because lifting is life doenst meant ur empty inside and u cant have a personality. that logic is retarted.
pieisgood isgoodpie I didn't say that but if you're lifting for the wrong reasons and all you think about is working out so you can show off, then you appear to have no substance as a human being, and most likely don't. I didn't say muscles=empty inside, no personality
girl: where is your shirt?
connor: don't worry about it just enjoy it.
LOL you're da man
as much as people call him a douchebag, I actually call him my motivation, this makes me want to workout, get ripped and get in shape !!!!
*****
ur comment: the cherry on the cupcake
if you get past the cringe, his lines are actually hillarious
looool
lol ik some are too cringy, put he "pulled it off"
So mean though, the girls are probably like "SCORE". Then they find-out it's a prank-fail, lol.
Damn the girl studying psychology could’ve really helped Connor today 😂
When they asked you why you were shirtless you could've said this 'if you had a ferrari would you cover it' lmao would be funny af
Nice video btw.
Alp 😂
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Nenehehej Nsnwnw
Alp global warming
It's not about being shirtless, it's about having that confidence a body like that will give you
It's about both: I have the confidence and not the looks and I don't get that many numbers... I do get SOME, though, so it's not THAT bad.
I'm willing to bet even for him it's only some too. More than most, but there were at least an equal number of rejections
So true my friend, confidence is key. You can have a perfect body and be awkward af
Alpha 300 nobody in this thread said he was confident tho.... we were just stating that confidence is more attractive than what he is doing. So what are you mad about again?
are you sure? cuz the panda did "it's about having that confidence a body like that will give you" meaning that he's a confident person, and are you saying that what he's doing is called confidence ? O.o who said that i'm mad ? i don't give a fuck my g :D if you think he's a confident person and this is the right way to get girls it's not my business
So looks don't matter boys it's only confidence 😂
And muscles
Actually it’s both or how you good you use one! Checkmate!!!
He’s huge
@@jack8698 And 6"2+ with a razor-sharp jaw.
It's amazing how when you have 10/10 facial aesthetics and a strong physique
You can say whatever the fuck you want the still be Alpha
Shortist you can be alpha without a great body
Dan Miller You can't say dumb shit like that and be alpha without aesthetics or being rich
Shortist clearly you're a beta with comments like that...
Shortist the lack of confidence without being rich or being in great shape = zero alpha
i know if he was fat and ugly everyone would dislike this
Imagine What These Girls Feel Like When He Doesn't Text Them...
fixed lol
Maybe he does
The way i feel my entire life.. lol
Then she will text 😂
2:38 "i'll call you daisy... maybe" lmaoo
Alban She should've said "You should, because that's my name"
Fuckin hysterical
These jealous dudes, yeah your right because he can for sure kick every bodies ass in this room;)
When your shredded you can do anything😂
Fair
"That's the perks of being aesthetic, you can get away with anything..." TRUE!
Even murdering someone in cold blood with a butcher knife and feeding off their protein
u shit on their egos LOL I love you my friend ;)
Lmfao
" so do you know this area well?"
"Yeah I do"
" great because I'm trying to find..... your number"
great pickup line
He stole that line, would have been better if he replaced number with mother
Dick twice a day And chill plus Reptilian Hunter nah
MrShirye right
bob jones hahHah
With a body like this all of a sudden all the girls are single lol.
Well, they would only upload the successful ones? They're not going to put up footage of him asking a girl for her number and her saying "I have a boyfriend".
True that.
its fake dumbass. all prank videos are
I think he comes off a bit egotistical.. Actually, I think it's a form of addiction, he seems to be hooked on that high you get when you realize a woman is attracted to you.. He plays it off as a joke, but it's much more psychologically deep-rooted.
Women are attracted to confidence, overwhelmingly majority of women list confidence as their #1 thing they want in a man.
He's just doing it for the viewers chill, you don't know him.
TheLegend 26 ironic how you say you dont know him as if you know him saying he does it for the views.
James Smith Touché
No. He is aesthetic. Girls love him
why didn't you include the ones that rejected you?
Marco Polo what pickup channel does ?
Marco Polo They're in the extras on his other channel.
BECAUSE NO ONE REJECTED HIM HAHAHAHA
jk
Ultra BoBo the blonde girl at 1:04 was about to reject him but then got cut off and wasn't shown in any other footage lol
Marco Polo because it's "picking up girls shirtless" and if they rejected him then it wouldn't be "picking up girls shirtless"
0:29 Grandma is Mirin hard af XD damn
Why is this so cringy
be cool cause you’re out of shape
The way he said, "I'll call You (maybe)" lmfao sounded douche. I'm a fan of him. But come on really connor...
"Today's your lucky day "
be cool why are you cringy?
Connor's videos are always cringy because the only thing he does is showing off his body. Now people will say I am jealous but I am not. Brandon Cartor is even more muscular than him but his videos aren't cringy. The problem is that Connor is always taking of his shirt and puts himself in a situation where being shirtless is cringy.
This is hilarious he makes videos like this for motivate all guy out there to start working out. Good Job Connor
Daniel Swan How is this motivational? It's more less cringe
Pretty Boy Flizzy it's motivated for me actually. For getting a lot of girls hahaha
yeah me to
only thing this video does is making me cringe, and making me realize that even if i get cut i will never have girls. motivation my ass
Ultra BoBo would work for you if it motivated small brown fucks then, right?
Your skin looks so soft..NoHomo.
jajajjaj
Just get on your knees already
As longest you say no homo it's ok
Resantic yeah
my skin is soft to no homo brah
It actually makes me upset because these individual girls probably thinks he is flirting with her but he is just doing it for views and in reality not text them or never even had a interest in them
SofiaVerina he only approaches hot girls though so they should feel honored
He actually tells them it was a video after the interaction. If you keep in mind you must get one's consent before posting a picture, or image of them. This is why some people's faces are censored.
I'm sorry, video* not image
now you know
I agree with you Sofia 👌🏻
He must be super proud of his body. If only, I have that.
Even if I did, I wouldn't pull this type of cringe worthy attention seeking stunts every video
stop bitching and work for it.
Nvm, I forgot, being a dbag is what I do
Every guy has something equally as powerful that he's been working on that girls love. Unless you play video games all day. Then nevermind
Aimer Ang we're all gonna make it bro!
so early that nobody will notice me
Mandar Khandekar i will
DONALD.J Trump oh no!
What's 1000 yards away with an infrared scope?
***** ❤
naam mandar ponkshe hi rakh leta ponkshe hutter 303
Yeah sure.... He's handsome and has a nice body. But I can click my tongue really loud and make fart noises with my eye.
Tsundere Shark your awesome
Niiiiiiicee 😎
The GOD PARTICLE
You can do what with your eye??
I'd actually watch that over this loool
I wish I was as attractive as our friend Connor, life seems so simple and you can have whatever you wish
that's how all people want their lives to appear. They don't show us their real problems. You never know what people really struggle with.
Hit the gym?
Reece Mechanical It's not that easy
"love love" I think this Connor dude's biggest struggle is ball shrinkage.
Ari B Sike.
GYM motivation that should be the name of this video
David Nunez subs for me = subs for you
So many jealous dudes in the comments section LMFAO 😂
Yeah like u
@@reckzless4977 he isn't.
@@fixundfertig2179 okay buddy
The Cringe
😂😂😂
Lol ... "thanks for the number I might text you" that shit was funny
Omg yes he had no chill, savage af
"I'll call you, maybe" SAVAGE
" im trying to find...your number" he stole that one from that was epic and angry picnic
mha123 Show me the rights and patent that angry has done with those lines
Yeah, because they're the only people who have ever used that line
classic pick line
lol ur profile pic tho samwell tarly on the iron throne
He said today is your lucky day lmao
LMFAO
lmao
''I'll call you daisy, Maybe'' I mean.. I love Connor but that made me cringe hahaha
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1:57 Connor be mirin that Zyzz quote...
Hhahahahah I thought I was the only one who noticed
MarkyBlakeley damn right.
MarkyBlakeley "When you're shredded as fuck, you can get away with anything bro" :) fuaaaa
MarkyBlakeley yep I know brooo fuark
I honestly thought I was the only one to notice too...
Why do I feel like he worked out for a reason, just to get the girls
Zach Papa that’s why all civilians work out
lol
Most of the guys do that to impress girls. Its disgusting. Like we're deeper than that, we see your character more than your physique. Dating a 6 pack guy feels like you're dating a lobster or insect with the bottom in satchets. Idek how to describe... Just gross...
We all want to look good naked.
Exercising is the closest thing to the fountain of youth on this planet.
_BUT YOU HAVE TO STICK TO IT!_ And holy shit it's tough to be consistent with it, believe you me!
Isn't that why we all work out?
Connor, you should try approaching more black chicks. They tend to have the best reactions.
Agree.
Babe j Jones You racist fuck.
Merritt lol
I agree! Best reactions ^this was not racist
Ultra BoBo
It's trolling videos brah, not actually picking up chicks for real.
i dont workout for chicks, i workout to create an aura. when i walk into a room, introduce myself to someone, go for a job interview, i love looking dominant, in charge, and in control. I love walking past and having people point and talk about me. i love the fact that when i go somewhere with thousands of people. almost all of them will remember who i am when it is over, and i didnt even have to say a word-zyss RIP my hero
Andrew V get off the couch and have some goals for once
Chica Latina why my uglyness bother u ?
lol all that shit is in your head. "Looking dominant" lol
lol yea stay thinking youre dominant cause you lift heavy things and put it back on the ground. Hope you don't get choked out one day lol. Weight lifting builds a false sense of confidence if you cant actually fight lmao
that handsome face
and on top of that an adonis body..
bro just go and pick up megan fox
omg connor! you are the best fitness
Dick twice a day reptilianhunter I saw you on another video lol wtf.
hii
Ah, nothing like another Connor Murphy upload in the morning to start my day feeling shitty about my body
Jason G lmao
LOL
Jason G lol
'Do you know this area well? Because i'm trying to find your number'... that is gold
i feel bad for Daisy... he said Maybe i will call u... she really liked him..
liked the way he looked *
Holy fuck I actually love Connor now. The cringe used to be overwhelming to me but now that I have embraced it, it is just pure comedy cold. I mean come on, the delivery of that first line "Is that chair taken, now more importantly, are you taken" so great.
And then at the end "I'll call you Daisy..........maybe" BABHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAH fucking gold. keep up the vids Connor
I was feeling lazy to hit the gym. This video pumped me and I ended up with an intense workout. thanks murphy.
Dude it's too easy, you're like a 11/10.
Look at how he looked 6 years ago.... he looked like a -1/10
i thought that too untill i saw your name
YOUSSEF ARAFA boy u ugly
Jake Dubs ?? well thats random , thx anyway
Jake Dubs why are you so concerned with how i look anyway , hate to break it to you but straight boi
Tried this and was disappointed , everyone was so mean, "ewwww" "get away from me" "I have a boyfriend" "I'm calling the cops" "sir! Step away from my 6 year old daughter"
hahaha
What a body shape man..
I'll call you.......... Maybe...... Hahahahahahaha
He broke Daisy's heart. LOL
i would LMAO if he would say: "My eyes are up here!"
"Don't worry about just enjoy it" "oh ok" 😂😂😂
we need longer videos connor murphy because its amazing🔥
agree :)
Laith Abuawwad yeah you right
when superman is not fighting doomsday or lex luthor he is clark kent picking up girls with his chiseled body
Now do a picking up girls bar edition get some aesthetic dudes hanging up with you
You are a god bro :D Let the haters say that you are a douchebag..We,"Zyzzians" know that you act like this for the camera :D
Edit that to "We, the legacy"* bruh
You are right brah :D
fuaaaark
Kostantinos Bliziotis Zyzzians?? lmao
just say "We Sick Cunts" Brah!!
Hell yea we are sick cunts nation
FUAAAA
0:17... Perfect pickup lines doesnt exist😂❤
don't worry about it just enjoy it!! 😂😂
hey dude, you got a nice body
SlitherNation thanks
Shahmeer Entertainer oh your cute too. are u bi or gay? just asking
SlitherNation nop I'm straight
LMAO
even though his lines are bit cringe, he can get away with anything, his body does 99% of the talking lol
Lmao 0:29 - Cougar powers activated 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Connor Murphy for spiderman!!
Dick twice a day And chill plus Reptilian Hunter Forreal they cast a fucking kid with not a single pube hair to be spiderman. I don't get Marvel movies these days they suck lol I don't care what the critics say.
BigBoiMo1995 Amen
GYM MOTIVATION
Bruce best gym motivation
Only jealous will say no
Bruce you got it that's right
the trolling is too stronk, you got my sub :D nice work :D
i think you got the "find your number" idea from ThatWasEpic
he also used the line of the is this seat taken from thatwasepic
Matlock Mat it's a pretty common pick up line. also, thatwasepic has his subscribers comment lines he should say regardless
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When anyone wants any girl number
Connor - hold my coffee
The girl at 2:11 has carpet burns on her knees. Hmmmm.
why do you think he picked her? ...lol
From getting Dick twice a day no doubt
Ded.
Fam I'd ask him where the camera is! XD good looking guy like that approaching me? XD the lies XD
Ultra BoBo No, but why is this relevant?
Ultra BoBo Wait wtf?! How do you even know that?!
wtf this convo lmao
Ultra BoBo ...
wtf that's so creepy mamolefe if i was you i would run for meh life!
He is so self absorbed
Bro step up your Hair game what is that on your head? Great video BTW keep em coming!
So you want all mans to have fucking fuckboii haircut, nah
alex flores there's a pile of messy shit on his head.
A wig from a wig shop in Compton that he bought on Amazon.com.
Dudes shoes gets me the most. Look shoes my grandma would wear
Lucky guys like him get all the girls without even trying whilst im here struggling to even to talk to them. lol!
Not luck at all. Hard work and confidence are key.
Reverse Tyrone Magnus yep thats right
he works hard to get lucky
maybe he doesnt need it but he sure wants to get lucky
No this dude is a douche.
2:38 " like a fucking boss"😂😂😂
Walk into a clothing store wearing a shirt you bought there and say you'd like to return it and take it off.
Protip: don't try this if your ugly, unless you like getting maced
Being Connor Murphy is like getting girls on easy mode
Man I really want to get fat and strong but then I watch videos like this and realize that most girls don't like fat powetlifters
Benjamin Why would you want to get strong for girls? They're common af and simple by nature,just lift for yourself,although if being attractive to them is really what you want then yeah,7% bf jacked with good facial aesthetics,height,hairline will do it bro.I'd recommend following your heart and pulling big boy deadlifts with a belly tbh
Dude if you wanna workout for girls you probably wont succeed cuz you might want it fast and make a lot of mistakes along the way but workout for yourself cuz its something you really want and everything will come easy and naturally but still with hard work.
Benjamin don't settle for basic shallow bitches. Personally I would appreciate a bear-mode power lifter physique if the dude isn't a douche. Do what makes you happy man.
1:56 zyzz reference lol
Nastey FUAAAAARRRRKKKKK WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
those were some of the greatest pick up lines I have ever heard. Very funny
look lyk real superman.. broo
Connor has a great body, but I have a better face. Me 1 Connor 0
Tame Nectar I like your face T
Striker Gaming me too 😍
Karthus You dead ass have Karthus name and pic.. I fucking love you and I wanna give you lol....
Kilamkam47 i am karthus in girl version u r wrong
but do you have better jawline ?
I just can't hate the guy! That audacity is something to be praised - it's just too entertaining.
He's hella shredded but he doesn't have charisma
Scott Morris thats why people like him charismatic behaviour just sucks
Y not... He have charismatic looks
Scott Morris Not necessary xd
If Elliot Rodger had started lifting and became a pick up artist...
Mark M. lol thats fucked up
"I'll call you Daisy... Maybe." LMAOOO funniest shit ever
Next video: Conor Murphy asks 100 girls for sex
Would want to see results srs
when your aesthetic u can get away with anything - zyzz
bullshit, i love aesthetics and i love zyzz may he rest in peace but that's bullshit, when your confident you can get away with anything ;)
Modern gym bodies can't hold a candle to true swagger.
love you dude :P
ok
Yuki ok
Yuki me 2
lol what is your problem
ill call u maybe hahahahahaha
He definetly won't, he's out of all their leagues.
agreed
0:39 and 2:05 were better than her, but still not good enough, never good enough.
Jcream101 yeah that's the chick at 2:05. Would bang/10 Still, she's a bit
Inner Ciiiitttyyyy
all those ugly bitches were ratchet. Only hot one in this vid was Connor
thanks for keeping people distracted from REAL pick up and the priceless knowledge there is out there and keeping people thinking its ONLY about looks and money regarldess thanks for the videos ;p
Dude u should cosplay as Superman you'd look fucking awesome!