@@MelvinGoldsteintv let’s be real here, this was as most likely, in the eyes of Mr and Mrs Avery, a confirmed kill. Leave the dog, they no longer care for, with one of their close but highly alcoholic friends. Next leave for more than 48 hours and send a crate of beer to their door. Finally come home to a dog free environment, which is crazy because everyone loves dogs. Sad to see what you’ve become.
Boston is going to be the gayest show ever, and I’m ready for it. Do you know how pissed my wife would be if I had a “surprise” comedy night out on the town for us and brought her to a lemon party show? 😏
Every joke is like “That guy looked like Baron Harkonnen from Dune dancing in front of the Monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey while watching Sicario Day of the Soldado”. So cringe. Shame to see what they’ve become. Love them. Also Baron Harkonnen.
@@Abcd-up3us lol that’s exactly what Baron Harkonnen from Dune would say after he got caught trying to kill Paul Atreides after coming out of his goo bath.
Yeah, don't start complaining until he sharts on you! Still can't get the smell out. Weirdest part was when I was trying to stand up but kept slipping in it and he kept screaming "no shart shiitelock!" Here I sit with one ear blown out from his screeching and the other clogged with dookie (Cuz I haven't bathed, the neighbors jacuzzi is still clogged from the last time)
54:31 Ben gets all Tyler Durden-y on us 😁 "We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives."
Speaking of zombies, I remember this tv show showing a family of extreme doomsday prepper that were loaded with guns but were all pretty much obese to the point of one having a mobility scooter and hearth problems.
@@ShapeGillis I try to help in entertaining ways. Despite my efforts, most lambaste me regardless. I literally type out more mistakes than finished products. But others don't have a backspace key?? I get it if one is texting and being charged by the letter. But most can fix for free. Most choose to not fix. That's where I come in.
I'm dying 14 mins in because I've seen those type of Jeep people in DFW and here in east Texas. I guess I should feel safe knowing we are protected in case of a zombie apocalypse. ..?
If anything you should feel safe because those tards will be among the first to get picked off by the zombies. They'll buy you time to hit the ground running
All I've ever wanted was to cover you and Jace in all the passion I can give. All I've asked is for the right to exalt your soul and spread your glory over me. Just give me this.
Pretty sure Jace read a comment of mine a few months ago where I used the phrase cognitive dissonance. In my silly little brain I like to think it might have been the first time he’d seen that phrase. The lies we tells ourselves to get through the day.
I only started doing the 2 tv thing after watching the podcast. I typically put on the trippyeverything visuals or some other dmt sim, something like family guy or gta clips while watching a movie is wild to me.
Gotta love the lolcow missing point blank then proceeding to become an hero. Something tells me he has a ton of American flags, patriotic posts on Twitter & daydreamed about pretty much being John Wick against anyone that threatened him in any way. Looks like he found out it was just a dream 🤣
Black headphones upon their head These are men, America's best One hundred men will podcast today But only three win the Lemon Beret Back at home, a young wife waits Her Lemon Beret has met his fate He has died for those words those words Leaving her his last request Put black headphones on my daughters head Make her one of America's best She’ll be a woman they'll test one day Have her win the Lemon Beret
2:29 so, I used to have this friend who went by Ty jellyfish. He was a pill head and a wanna be dj who still lived in his parents basement in his mid-thirties. One day I was over at his house chilling in his room, and he literally took out his vape juice, heated it up his dab rig and then dropped The vape juice in the dab rig to smoke it.
Was listening on the way home Phone died. Started watching sicariio. Came outside for a smoke. These guys start talking about sicario. Hope they start talking about winning the lottery and getting 4somes with triplets.....🤞😆
There's 2 here near Sierra Vista Az. One is newer and professionally done The other actually looks like it could keep even the most pcp fried crakkheds from pilfering their supply of felchstaws but the paint job is trash. Stencils with over spray galore
The matrix was actually based off of grant Morrisons comic the invisibles it’s about Gnosticism and bringing the apocalypse to earth so that we can ascend literally the plot of matrix with less leather
At this point Ben HAS to start drinking again, because the drinking takes the edge off the smoking cough. Trust me, I’ve been drinking and smoking for 20 years and I only minorly want to die all the time, the science supports it.
Philly DC Boston NYC in a few weeks: lemonparty.life
Would you guys ever consider coming to the UK? I have a group of friends ready and completely unaware of what I’m getting them into!
Are we going to gloss over the undeniable fact that Devan tried to kill Gracie?! He's so jealous it's sickening.
@@MelvinGoldsteintv let’s be real here, this was as most likely, in the eyes of Mr and Mrs Avery, a confirmed kill.
Leave the dog, they no longer care for, with one of their close but highly alcoholic friends. Next leave for more than 48 hours and send a crate of beer to their door.
Finally come home to a dog free environment, which is crazy because everyone loves dogs. Sad to see what you’ve become.
Also is that a signed posted of bert Kreisler on the road.
Boston is going to be the gayest show ever, and I’m ready for it.
Do you know how pissed my wife would be if I had a “surprise” comedy night out on the town for us and brought her to a lemon party show? 😏
Happy my Bert picture finally escaped the PO box. Bless you boys, glad you like it
I bet that guy on the plane told Ben’s wife that there are more tigers in captivity in Texas than all of the wild.
Gone off the deems
“I’m not classically trained in podcasting” but Ben you’ve made the two best! 🌵🍋
Every joke is like “That guy looked like Baron Harkonnen from Dune dancing in front of the Monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey while watching Sicario Day of the Soldado”. So cringe. Shame to see what they’ve become. Love them. Also Baron Harkonnen.
Yes it’s millennial dennis miller 😂
@@Abcd-up3us I mean I love them and find them all hilarious, was just messing around. I can’t tell if you’re doing the same or are serious. 🧐
@@Jeff-tt7wjthat was serious.
@@Abcd-up3us Sounds like flagrant2 is more your style maybe?
@@Abcd-up3us lol that’s exactly what Baron Harkonnen from Dune would say after he got caught trying to kill Paul Atreides after coming out of his goo bath.
I'm going to hate watch this episode.
Devan's a good friend for pointing out Ben's decline to him
Vaping Ben makes me miss bird watching Ben 😔
1:42 Thank you Devan. You're saving the podcast.
This whole baby thing is really ruining the show.
Devan is keeping these tards from turning to cabbages.
Adam Friedland sharked me on the subway and I still haven’t fully recovered. Been crying myself to sleep every night since
Yeah he's known to do that, just be glad to didn't run into Justin Cass
Yeah, don't start complaining until he sharts on you!
Still can't get the smell out.
Weirdest part was when I was trying to stand up but kept slipping in it and he kept screaming "no shart shiitelock!"
Here I sit with one ear blown out from his screeching and the other clogged with dookie
(Cuz I haven't bathed, the neighbors jacuzzi is still clogged from the last time)
That's very antiSEMENitic of you btw
Regardless of if he shanked or sharked you😡
Haven't you heard of octembler 31th!?
#metoo adams been on a sick run this year and I'm here for it. I'm more bricked than an infidel rn
Lieutenant Looner reporting for Taskforce.
Sgt Suckmore, reporting in
Thank you for your service
Admiral Assfukd on duty 💂🏿♀️
captain coomer
54:31 Ben gets all Tyler Durden-y on us 😁
"We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives."
"I'm so depressed because I'm not starving to death or being blown up."
I hear Gaza’s nice. Lots to do in Ukraine.
Sad to see what you guys have become
In first minute Devan has said he doesn’t want to ape his grandma. This is an improvement for him
Ben is slowly becoming a vape cloud
Lmao not even 2 minutes in and I'm already laughing. Good job guys. "It's sad to see what grandma has become" got me pretty good.
Best part of drippins!
Speaking of zombies, I remember this tv show showing a family of extreme doomsday prepper that were loaded with guns but were all pretty much obese to the point of one having a mobility scooter and hearth problems.
I’m going to take just one guess and say this was shot in the United States of chimken
@@banterwithbawden5444 wrong, Uganda
That fireplace just *did* not get tended enough.
@tarico4436 it's a dam shame what the world's gone to. For people like me and people like you
@@ShapeGillis I try to help in entertaining ways. Despite my efforts, most lambaste me regardless. I literally type out more mistakes than finished products. But others don't have a backspace key?? I get it if one is texting and being charged by the letter. But most can fix for free. Most choose to not fix. That's where I come in.
Been having a rough morning, thanks boys I appreciate you
LET'S.
GET.
*L E M O N S*
🍋 🍋 🍋
I'm dying 14 mins in because I've seen those type of Jeep people in DFW and here in east Texas. I guess I should feel safe knowing we are protected in case of a zombie apocalypse. ..?
If anything you should feel safe because those tards will be among the first to get picked off by the zombies. They'll buy you time to hit the ground running
Can’t believe Jace survived that truck 🛻 hit
Imagine bringing an infant on a flight and then thinking everyone else is the asshole.
Very glad to see I wasn't the only one thinking that
Yeah. Stop fucking flying with babies. Make the family come to you.
Not even a "thank you" for me protecting the baby at landing. Sickening.
@@MelvinGoldsteintvthank you for your service to the Zombie Defence Agency
ben should be glad he had an appointed guardian lest his family be left unprotected
what a blessing these three kings be
Yeah you like my outfit!
Thank you Ben ❤
I used to smoke vape juice off of foil in between perc 30s at my lowest 😁
We need to see a episode where it’s all of lemon party and hatewatch in one podcast
When another famous comedian drops Ben's name in his own podcast, you know the boys has finally arrived and I'm glad i was here for the ride
Tim Dillon mentions him a few times on some early episodes. Devon too. You should check them out. Wink.
Yeah, it was pretty cool of Rob Schneider for that name drop.
I SAW THAT CAR YESTERDAY SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
HE LIVES IN PORTLAND
Was anyone else reminded of the gothic badboy of casper when Ben mentioned the ZRT?
I love Ben’s operator mustache
Is that Ray Kump in the thumbnail?
Looking forward to the next ray kump project: heart failure
The zombie task force guy is pretty common where I live
What an amazing episode
Jace dropped some lines in this one, god damn.
Wait are you telling me Devan hasn't seen The Matrix?!?!?!?!?
I think the PS2 intro theme is the reason I'm hooked to this pod. Immediate nostalgia drip.
Hope they make it GameCube next year.
Guys guys, don’t beat yourself up, nobody listens to lemon party because it’s funny
I'm only here to see Ben get progressively fatter and more recist.
Man, that Burger King incident was craaaazy. 🥶
All I've ever wanted was to cover you and Jace in all the passion I can give. All I've asked is for the right to exalt your soul and spread your glory over me. Just give me this.
I knew this was a mattyrat comment without even seeing the name
You say that like Devan's only good for watching from the corner, first mattyrat L :'(
@@thegarge7476 I have other plans for Devan. More tailored for his appetite and proclivities.
Let’s goooo oxaca mentioned 🦅🦅🦅🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽
Meh, it's a gay cheese
Oaxaca*
TY for addressing the jre Neil Brennan podcast I thought I was alone in thinking about him like that 😂
Ben’s disrespecting Wilmington. They should do a live show at Dead Crow. Trump and Bert Kreischer are both in town this weekend!!
Pretty sure Jace read a comment of mine a few months ago where I used the phrase cognitive dissonance. In my silly little brain I like to think it might have been the first time he’d seen that phrase.
The lies we tells ourselves to get through the day.
Jace cannot read.
@@EricT01He can speed read any menu. Doesn't matter if it's in Chinese, English, or Thai
I am furious at the Benoit confusion. We thought you were cool, Ben
My husbands landing on the moon !
14:21 shoutout Oceanside
I only started doing the 2 tv thing after watching the podcast. I typically put on the trippyeverything visuals or some other dmt sim, something like family guy or gta clips while watching a movie is wild to me.
Very good album cover
Gotta love the lolcow missing point blank then proceeding to become an hero. Something tells me he has a ton of American flags, patriotic posts on Twitter & daydreamed about pretty much being John Wick against anyone that threatened him in any way. Looks like he found out it was just a dream 🤣
28:55 Devan's delivery here sounds exactly like Bill Maher, that got me so good.
I just joined the zombie resistance taskforce
God, that airplane guy sounds so fucking Canadian.
These thumbnails can't get any better 😂
Cincinnati has skyline chili, it’s like a sweet chili on spaghetti with cheese on top 3 way, 4 way is add onions and 5 way is add beans
Ben really needs to start drinking again. This state he's in is somehow way sadder.
Thanks boys
I'm dating Pie-Oh-My lmao
very good very good
Hell yeah brother, shoutout to hotrails
Black headphones upon their head
These are men, America's best
One hundred men will podcast today
But only three win the Lemon Beret
Back at home, a young wife waits
Her Lemon Beret has met his fate
He has died for those words those words
Leaving her his last request
Put black headphones on my daughters head
Make her one of America's best
She’ll be a woman they'll test one day
Have her win the Lemon Beret
This is gay but cute and talented at the same time.
2:29 so, I used to have this friend who went by Ty jellyfish. He was a pill head and a wanna be dj who still lived in his parents basement in his mid-thirties. One day I was over at his house chilling in his room, and he literally took out his vape juice, heated it up his dab rig and then dropped The vape juice in the dab rig to smoke it.
Wow, so cool!
Boohoo Jace
Finally, an actually funny comedian being advertised on the coffee table. Very good, sirs.
The Zodiac was Louis Guise from Arnold California, Calaveras County! Home of Charles Ng. Jus sayin.
The reason why I cant watch the video is because of jaces arm extension for like a minute at 13:47
If Devan isn’t playing video games all day in a busted chair I’d be blown away. You make your paycheck in 3 hours.. you’re playing video games lol
Southwest is the human weather farm. Just came back from Austin and I saw 50 year old iPad kids
JonBenét Ramsey's dad does get to think that, Ben.
Was listening on the way home
Phone died.
Started watching sicariio.
Came outside for a smoke.
These guys start talking about sicario.
Hope they start talking about winning the lottery and getting 4somes with triplets.....🤞😆
Goon gang rise up
I love when you guys clown on JRE 😂
Well now I drink on Tuesdays, what a shame.
Jace is a zombie resistant to happiness 🎉
Wilmington, NC mentioned
Ben's getting chunky
I apologize to Ben and his family for having to deal with my brother in law on the Southwest flight
I’m eating a burrito for lunch.
That video is from Lumberton and that exact scenario is just happening 24/7 there. They're all retawds.
Neighbor in my apartments has a jeep with the Jurassic Park logo. Can’t wait to post a picture of that loser on the LP subreddit!
Don't dox me bro
There's 2 here near Sierra Vista Az. One is newer and professionally done
The other actually looks like it could keep even the most pcp fried crakkheds from pilfering their supply of felchstaws but the paint job is trash. Stencils with over spray galore
Wilmington,NC represent
Ben is so bettaaaaaaaaaaaa....
BETA non binary+
The Alpha on the plane could smell the weakness.
The matrix was actually based off of grant Morrisons comic the invisibles it’s about Gnosticism and bringing the apocalypse to earth so that we can ascend literally the plot of matrix with less leather
Nerd
Which one does Cartman best, you think
Gooning To Grandma
Btw that Burger King story is from lumberton, nc which is so much shittier than Wilmington lol
Lumberton is Iraq compared to Wilmington
If the US starts conscripting 30-something comedians it means we already lost the war.
Please start powerlifting on the livestreams
You guys can’t show someone dying I’m happy you did though
Garbage plates are from Rochester y'all
Ep starts at 30:26
Boy, please...
Imagine living in LA and thinking the south is dangerous
im extremely gay
At this point Ben HAS to start drinking again, because the drinking takes the edge off the smoking cough. Trust me, I’ve been drinking and smoking for 20 years and I only minorly want to die all the time, the science supports it.
REDBAR is paying $1000 if someone pants Ben.
redbar has aidz
@@user--710 Of course the jewish science
my sweet boys
I’m literally playing Pokémon go atm 😢
Jace is closer to the camera than Devon is... I don't like it. They need to be equally distanced from the camera. Plz change it immediately
Lumberton is a shithole but Wilmington is great