What I love most about TH-cam is they can say all this stuff yet if I drop one F bomb in a comment it gets removed. Truly sad to see what this platform has become.
Ive heard rumors about them charging for ice and super measuring out their drinks over there. But a lot of the additives we have in our food is illegal to have in food there. Its that bad for you. Also they have no guns. They have knife crimes. Guns may be bad but ive been cut accidentally. Its no fun. Bulletholes seem like they would be easier to repair at least
Love all my lemon headzzzz ❤ haz a great week. ❤ I needed this lol. Spent all night packing, and running to a storage unit, I heb nowhere to live, was an hour late to work, got a second warning. Before I Was section 12'd and spent months in a psych ward for being suicidal and my credit tanked and one of my cards was sent to collections and the other one they set my limit to zero so it says I owe 1200 times what I have available or some shit. So I can't get a place to live lmao... House I lived in for like 3 years. The upstairs tenants moved out last month and the inspectors found cracks in the foundation and now she's not allowed to legally rerent my unit and they literally only gave me 14 days to get out of the house because it's a safety hazard. So I have to pay movers to bring or abandon half my stuff because I have like zero friends and everything in this world is heavy lol. And like I said to the people in the hospital. if somebody's about to yeet themselves and you just take them away for months and make zero efforts to help them pause their credit or fix that s***it's like how would you possibly expect them to get better. And the day I got out they just opened the doors and sent me out. I got used for money, not even in the fun way lmao. they thought I was a suicidal. But I had a great credit score and solid income. And they just ripped me away from my boyfriend for months and obviously he went and cheated on me and left me and I lost almost $15,000 of income and 200 points on my credit score. And then they send me back out into the world.. like I know they actually don't care but they made it way too obvious that they were trying to get me to come back. Literally the entire time I was there I could only think about the movie shutter Island and I watched it as soon as I got home xD. Fuckers didn't get me though. I had never seen anything super violent or anything like that. I was watching crazy people like pull their hair out and scream and punch people and like I watched five or six people get pinned down an injected. A guard got stabbed while I was there three or four of the times people got injected. Guards got bit. Like I grew up in a cul de sac playing RuneScape, and I just cry a lot cause I have no frienss. Idk how or why they thought all of this would help me. Now I actually want to yeet myself.. but anyways sorry for that tangent all I was going to say is as soon as I saw this upload... Not a care in the world, I'm happy lmao. 😅❤️ And yes I made a new account, uploaded pr0n again. Rip😮
I was homeless for a bit back in 2022. Sucked eggs cause I was still going to work everyday. Sometimes the little things in life (like a podcast or ice cold mtn dew kickstart orange cirtus) can be what ya need to get away from the muck for even a minute. You got this, fellow Lemonhead.
@@telophasemusic thank you :), I'm at work rn too haha. >.< I usually get some energy drinks and a coffee on the way in and snaxx i forgot tho :( and I'm so mad bc Im like so close to getting a property but my credit is too low and its such a nice place and its making me wanna crie. Lmao, least I have my lemonzz 🍋❤️
Sitting on a beach in the south of France listening to the lemon party boys talk about sitting in a flat in London and watching Netflix... travel is such a beautiful thing😎
I feel like a flight to Europe is extra bad for movies. The last time I flew there, I was like "wow, the Secret Life of Walter Mitty and the Hobbit are great"
This is a transcript of a speech given on Memorial Day to a private audience in Normandy. "I'm overwhel- I'm in a well today. Its Memorandum Day. We're on the crust of French. On Normal Beach. Bus loads of American, Calabrian, and English speakers took to seas and barnstormed the beaches of Bette Midler, Omaha Kansas, swordfish, and Johnny Utah. They didn't with the barely of heroes. Ready to sacrifice their wives to the freedom and libraryization of the of worlds. We offer them a debt of gratuity today and take them for a sacrament. They sacrosanct their lives on the Pebble Beaches Inn. Hisher and Must-See-Tv's Italian Nazis were beaten back to the Wonderwall. An Oasis of celebacy descended on France and the people were on a street parsley. Man it was a day man. It was Wednesday and I saw American Graffiti . That's when I first where I was when heard a saying words that was lost in the aged. I'm going to repeat the ones said by the man who talked.. They've been telling me not to say it since the 80s. Because Presidential Obama. I remember Mr. T. She likes jewelry. We're pals. So I said it. I'm say it today. Its ok. I'm gay. I'm okay. Heree it's a go. Its gold lime....YOU CAN FUCK THAT KANGAROO. Thank the Jews and Gods dressing. Happy Birdday Memorial." - MEMORIAL DAY 2024
That hemp sht sponsor is gonna go away with the new farm bill theyre working on. All that nonsense is gonna be outlawed. Sad day for the illegal state potheads.
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Patreon.com/lemonparty to see us in London
always in jace face talking this and that
Ben skipping lily pads and gettin fat!
Ben looks like the guy who told Rosa parks to take a seat in the back. Coincidence?
They’re probably related somehow.
those were the days brother
@@LPyellowking Entire thing was a stunt. It was planned by lawyers from the jump.
@@LPyellowkingI literally wish I could have been there 😢.
To be *FaiR,*
*He BeN WaiTiNG.*
*You KNoW* how *LaTe* *BLaCK PeoPLe* be...
Oh fuck yea, I've gotten out of my waterbed and taken off my apnea mask for this one boys
That needle pecker gonna pop that thang
Fookin legend
What I love most about TH-cam is they can say all this stuff yet if I drop one F bomb in a comment it gets removed. Truly sad to see what this platform has become.
At least it's not like insta where your comment gets removed for simply saying "fat"
@@thegarge7476Incredibly brave of you to use that word! 👏🏻🔥💯
sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagott
I like the idea of Devan breaking out a jewelers loop on every pour he’s getting to make sure it’s the right amount
Ive heard rumors about them charging for ice and super measuring out their drinks over there. But a lot of the additives we have in our food is illegal to have in food there. Its that bad for you. Also they have no guns. They have knife crimes. Guns may be bad but ive been cut accidentally. Its no fun. Bulletholes seem like they would be easier to repair at least
I stood up for the first time in 8 years and threw out my wheelchair after seeing this episode!! Thank you Jesus!
Ben dresses like the old korean ladies that cause my golf round to take 6 1/2 hours to finish
My fiancee's mom is a 62 year old South Korean lady and no joke, the polo shirt and windbreaker vest combo is seemingly her default look
wow he actually does wtf
Jace got the legs of an Olympian and the stomach of an Olympian pool
He fits into a large
@@telophasemusic sue me
@@Twigmf I would but Jace fatly stretched thru all my large t shirts
He's got a full stomach from truck stops
@@conrad792 shoutout to Pilot
We are LemonParty. We relate anything and everything to movies.
It is all we know
Congrats on 25K subscribers brother, wish I could’ve been there.
They’ve really fallen off and sold out. Their older stuff is better.
Love all my lemon headzzzz ❤ haz a great week. ❤ I needed this lol. Spent all night packing, and running to a storage unit, I heb nowhere to live, was an hour late to work, got a second warning. Before I Was section 12'd and spent months in a psych ward for being suicidal and my credit tanked and one of my cards was sent to collections and the other one they set my limit to zero so it says I owe 1200 times what I have available or some shit. So I can't get a place to live lmao... House I lived in for like 3 years. The upstairs tenants moved out last month and the inspectors found cracks in the foundation and now she's not allowed to legally rerent my unit and they literally only gave me 14 days to get out of the house because it's a safety hazard. So I have to pay movers to bring or abandon half my stuff because I have like zero friends and everything in this world is heavy lol. And like I said to the people in the hospital. if somebody's about to yeet themselves and you just take them away for months and make zero efforts to help them pause their credit or fix that s***it's like how would you possibly expect them to get better. And the day I got out they just opened the doors and sent me out. I got used for money, not even in the fun way lmao. they thought I was a suicidal. But I had a great credit score and solid income. And they just ripped me away from my boyfriend for months and obviously he went and cheated on me and left me and I lost almost $15,000 of income and 200 points on my credit score. And then they send me back out into the world.. like I know they actually don't care but they made it way too obvious that they were trying to get me to come back. Literally the entire time I was there I could only think about the movie shutter Island and I watched it as soon as I got home xD. Fuckers didn't get me though. I had never seen anything super violent or anything like that. I was watching crazy people like pull their hair out and scream and punch people and like I watched five or six people get pinned down an injected. A guard got stabbed while I was there three or four of the times people got injected. Guards got bit. Like I grew up in a cul de sac playing RuneScape, and I just cry a lot cause I have no frienss. Idk how or why they thought all of this would help me. Now I actually want to yeet myself.. but anyways sorry for that tangent all I was going to say is as soon as I saw this upload... Not a care in the world, I'm happy lmao. 😅❤️ And yes I made a new account, uploaded pr0n again. Rip😮
Trimmed it down a little 😅 soz for my rant
Say less
@@Altair00rion I have no friends or social media, I need to blab somewhere lol xd
I was homeless for a bit back in 2022. Sucked eggs cause I was still going to work everyday.
Sometimes the little things in life (like a podcast or ice cold mtn dew kickstart orange cirtus) can be what ya need to get away from the muck for even a minute.
You got this, fellow Lemonhead.
@@telophasemusic thank you :), I'm at work rn too haha. >.< I usually get some energy drinks and a coffee on the way in and snaxx i forgot tho :( and I'm so mad bc Im like so close to getting a property but my credit is too low and its such a nice place and its making me wanna crie. Lmao, least I have my lemonzz 🍋❤️
18:45 "they wipe and they throw their shoulder out"... gosh darn comedy gold... fax!!!
The get off the train bit was hilarious I died laughing. I’m just coming down from an intense mushroom trip this is what I need right now.
CELLULITE, DOUBLE CHIN, FAT HANDS. BEN IS BECOMING TIM DILLON.
1:35 - Being fat gave Ben a nice ass low key.
You can definitely see it
First time watching, heard Ben was up to this shit after he left Tim.
Christ jesus it’s been too long Ben. It’s ben too long.
Ben, I can tell that “you are actually losing weight”, by all the weight you are gaining. 👍
Yes, it’s small
Good looks on the hemp ads boys!
Sitting on a beach in the south of France listening to the lemon party boys talk about sitting in a flat in London and watching Netflix... travel is such a beautiful thing😎
Jace drops hard R at about 28 minutes. Thought he was soft before that
Jace belly laughing like a rich robber baron political cartoon. Very good~
Nice 3:30 in and Ben already hit his David Byrne reference quota
R.i.p. gangsta boo
Wow Devan brought back Big Ben as a souvenir! Oh wait that’s just Ben being fat.
For everyone who’s American, Britain never used the Euro, despite being in the EU because that currency is trash.
The episode name already made me laugh lol
Hopping from one drinking hole to another by midday in London, after a big English brakfast...stuff of life.
Ben got so fat he turned into Matt Damon
These guys were funny on pgl
Two ads before the thirty minute mark? Lemon Boys next up
Holy shit wtf did you end up saying on the patreon for this to be the main
Lemon party fuckin kicks ass dude. Congrats on The NY Times article!
Ugh you guys make me want to go to London again soon 😅
Yeah I have to listen to the episodes on my phone and no longer on my TV the thighs are humongous on my 75’
good stuff, missed you guys
wtf have i literally had this open for 2 weeks and not finished listening
Ben is the Kramer of this pod
Garlic Naan for the win 👏
episode 88 , ⚡️ ⚡️ , lol
✊🏻
And Jace finally drops a hard r (beeped though)
Flabby Road is a good piece of business I can tell ya that right now🤌🤌🤌
Thanks Ben for chewing gum during da pod
The fatter he gets, the more Ben looks like a cop that got fired and has to find a new career
Why are y’all so mean to Mr. Avery jr he’s just trying to make us life :( please stop bullying him he doesn’t like it it makes him sad :(
@@louis8487 I fuckin love ben. This is how I express it.
I feel like a flight to Europe is extra bad for movies. The last time I flew there, I was like "wow, the Secret Life of Walter Mitty and the Hobbit are great"
You stayed at an AirB&B in Roxbury? No shit you were scared
How is this not a patreon... can't wait for that EP
Are we sure it wasn’t Ben who was preggo LMAO owned
Wait till the gang hears about Ammon Hillman's theory on Jesus 🤣🤣🤣 what a fucking episode ya did good fellas.
succubus my life succubus
Ben's baby started world war 1
Love the thumbnail
Hilarious as always :)
Hey Ben the new haircut sucks taint, love the show!
Hearing them try to talk about history is so fuckin painful, these are college graduates btw
Another day of partying with lemons 🍋 💦
Yo mattyrat you are the best, tug it to the limit!!!!!❤
“Shanghai, Hong Kong, egg foo yong, fortune cookie always wrong.”
This is a transcript of a speech given on Memorial Day to a private audience in Normandy.
"I'm overwhel- I'm in a well today. Its Memorandum Day. We're on the crust of French. On Normal Beach. Bus loads of American, Calabrian, and English speakers took to seas and barnstormed the beaches of Bette Midler, Omaha Kansas, swordfish, and Johnny Utah. They didn't with the barely of heroes. Ready to sacrifice their wives to the freedom and libraryization of the of worlds. We offer them a debt of gratuity today and take them for a sacrament. They sacrosanct their lives on the Pebble Beaches Inn. Hisher and Must-See-Tv's Italian Nazis were beaten back to the Wonderwall. An Oasis of celebacy descended on France and the people were on a street parsley. Man it was a day man. It was Wednesday and I saw American Graffiti . That's when I first where I was when heard a saying words that was lost in the aged. I'm going to repeat the ones said by the man who talked.. They've been telling me not to say it since the 80s. Because Presidential Obama. I remember Mr. T. She likes jewelry. We're pals. So I said it. I'm say it today. Its ok. I'm gay. I'm okay. Heree it's a go. Its gold lime....YOU CAN FUCK THAT KANGAROO. Thank the Jews and Gods dressing. Happy Birdday Memorial."
- MEMORIAL DAY 2024
Ben's favourite numbered episode
hey guys… wanted to give you all a heads up that redbars watching… be careful…
Those hobbit feet are wild bro
The whole point of drinking beer is for the alcohol!
I love this "88"th episode!
Ben, why the FUCK are there 30 chapters in this video. Makes it impossible to scrub through the video
roxbury is intense, i live in melrose lol look it up basically so cal
we live in a blessed timeline.
Ben is correct, every normal person in England is the funniest person in your friend group back in the states. It's amazing
Gotdayum, Ben be lookin' thicc
LEMONNNPARTYYYYY DAAAAAYY :D:D:D
Jace is looking slim next to white big mama
You heard the news? They let Booty Warrior out the jernt
43:42 holy fuck this shit wrecks me
Just had a good meeting with my PO bout to shop for some hotdogs for the fourth and listen to the LP boys. Im gay.
Boy oh boy.. These Avery brothers have some extremely distracting beautiful legs..
Talkin this and that 😎
27:59 Jace actually just said the n word here, Ben and Devan had to cover
🍋 🎉
Morning brothers
1:03:34 very very good
Hey Jace, What’s a MOWNDIN?
GULLAH GULLAH ISLAND AFRICAN GUY
16:55 😂
Hell yea
These thumnails these thumbnails
This is England was a great movie
Ep 88…. Now why do I have a weird feeling in my tummy about this number?!
Hush puppies daddy!
based on this liquor chat I think I know why mansplain was wasted in nyc
what’s the word that Jace got bleeped for? i need to add it to my vocabulary
Guessing short version of Pakistanie
Sand n? What did Jayce say? Towel he..? Please help me know
Probably just the short version of Pakistani, but it has a heavier connotation in the UK
@@realexkavty
Ahh yeah less lanes and more cars = same amount of traffic
Screw off Devan
The pregnancy weight really went right to Ben's thighs and jowl.
You shall ride with me on the glory road all greasy and boned
First!! Epic podcasts good sirs!!
That hemp sht sponsor is gonna go away with the new farm bill theyre working on. All that nonsense is gonna be outlawed. Sad day for the illegal state potheads.
I’m so glad England couldn’t stop the podcast. Such a useless country in 2024 anyway.
Chafing ?
Arent you guys sponsored by Sheath??
Algo
We didn’t go from the euro 💶 to the pound 💷 btw