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- R*tard Stories | PKA, Harley Morenstein (EpicMealTime) & Blame Truth Podcast Clips
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There was a special kid at my middle school named Ron who sat next to me at lunch one day. Right across from him was some chick that he liked (she wasn't special). Ron leans over to me and screams in my ear "HEY THAT GIRL HAS HUGE GAZONGAS!"
She smacked the shit out of Ron and he just laughed at her and she got suspended for 2 weeks. In high school she was rumored to give him pity head.
Ron was the ultimate gigachad.
ayyyy let’s go ron
Although funny, we all know the rumors were false
@@commentingisawasteoftime7195 it's okay, we know you did it
@@commentingisawasteoftime7195 You know, I originally thought the same thing, but several cheerleaders in my graduating class gossipped about how big Ron's cock was so idk what's real anymore
@@commentingisawasteoftime7195 sadly for ron
this was my fav episode ever. came out directly after a horrible breakup and made me laugh for four hours straight
I was in 9th grade intensive reading and I met this kid named Jireh, absolute funniest kid I've ever met in my life. Before class started, this chick gave him a bottle of lotion because he wanted some so she drops it off at his desk and goes back to hers and then class starts. 30 minutes or so go by and Jireh is just making a mess, squirting lotion at people, it was hilarious but now homegirl wanted her lotion back.
The class is dead silent because the teacher is giving her lecture and this girl is frantically throwing her arms around and mouthing "I WANT MY LOTION BACK."
You can see Jireh's eyes light up instantly and he knew exactly how to deliver this massive bottle of Vaseline across the entire classroom.
He points to the far left corner of the room... "OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT!"
The teacher stops mid lecture and looks. Jireh takes the bottle and throws it across the class to the far right and it smacks into the wall and makes an extremely loud banging sound and it lands next to the girl. He sits back up in his chair normally as if nothing happens. The entire class is confused, girl is in shock, the teacher is turning around and processing what just happened, and I'm crying and in pain from laughing so hard.
I firmly believe he would of gotten away with it if it wasn't from me.
Absolutely insane how many times Harvey says 'like'
He might actually have the world record.
This is your brain on california.
Harley and BT look like if they had a love child it would be David Harbour
Lmaoo
Back in kindergarten, some kid in a wheelchair got a hold of me. It took an adult to pry his grip off me 😅
Just go hide in the middle of the stairs lol.
Bro got attacked by a deceptitard
It’s insane how funny this is without Woody there to ruin it
"Ahahaha...I don't like that."
"Ahahaha...that's mean."
People stay in tears that Woody doesn't blindly love everything they do. There's a reason he is still on the show lol
@@wado_ichimonji2311 it’s supposed to be a comedy podcast, with Woody you can’t even tell because he’s incapable of not taking shit too seriously. Younger Woody was cool, old liberal CNN-watching woody fucking sucks
@@wado_ichimonji2311 Well I don’t expect him to kick himself off his show.
That scream was a let down.
😂😂😂😂
Bit like a cat hiss🙀
@@alastairatcheson1407 hell nah I’m more scared of an actual cat hissing at me lol If someone came up to me in high-school and made that noise next to my ear while I was tryna go take a piss I would’ve slapped them forsure 😭
When I was little I could scream like crazy. Like a retard, like a dying animal whatever but not anymore.
TH-cam search barred Owls screeching. And if you have the software tone it down and pitch it up.
I didn't know harley this funny get this nigga back on
I agree but in language that suits my background!
Harley you should know by now the most INCONVENIENT SHIT POSSIBLE that CAN happen WILL happen when you're high. So many times when im in public trynna enjoy my high the goofiest thing possible will happen 😂
The thumbnail shortened my life expectancy
I have listened to this podcast about 5 times now. It is so great without woody, keep it up guys.
I jump for joy when i see an episode doesnt have woody
Woody would have derailed Harley’s retard stories with some unrelated paramotor shit and just completely kill the vibe.
Best episode. Even better than the evil drunk kyle or the metokour one
Woody sucks
Obsessed
Lord of the Rings came out in 2001.
Ok guys roll the clay into a ball. Now smooth out all the cracks. Very good Harley. Now you see how smooth it is? Well that how your brains look.
I hate how relatable all these stories are, loved this!
Harley might be my favourite guest ever. The guys just fucking hilarious
This is why I'm sp fucked up in math all the way through my middle school and high school years. I got taken out of math class to go learn how to read in 1st grade and 2nd grade. So by 2nd grade I could read at a 8th grade level but couldn't do anything they were teaching. Fast forward to graduating late form highscool due to math credits.
Harley is such a good dude
We would do death screams all the time but it was 100x louder and more obnoxious then that scream
I have never related to a video so much
Rip mittensquad in the thumbnail 😔
lol it looks like him
Is there one theatre in Canada
Yes
Tards are the worst 😂😂😂
This thumbnail appeared directly under one for a severely disabled man on my home screen lmao
When I was a probably 11 or 12 I was hanging out with my friend and his older cousin with profound DS who was probably in or just out of high school, playing WWE on the PS2. We’d just run the randomizer and go back to back to back all day. Once it landed on “bra and panties” with Trish Stratus and Stacey Kiebler. His cousin poses the classic question, “who would you rather?” I reply “uh neither” and my homie INSTANTLY replies “same”. Problem was, I was quite infatuated with another wrestler. That was not a sigh of disgust, but meant to convey that there is yet an even finer option. I can’t tell just how italicized the words “Torrie Wilson?” were coming out of my mouth, or how many question marks it had trailing it, it was only equaled my his cousins mirroring my complete befuddlement and just saying to him
“You wouldn’t do either?” [Looks back at the TV straight faced] “That’s the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard”.
We all broke and laughed our asses off. Moral of the story? I don’t know. Maybe that the man is right because ME FROM 20 YEARS AGO YOUR ANSWER SHOULD HAVE BEEN STACEY CHEEZUSFRIGGINCHRISTTHOSELEGS…. ahem. Keibler.
This shit is so fucking funny, man Woody doesn't really add much does he lol.
Where else would I get terrible political takes? It’s not like his mouth copy-pastes them from Reddit and CNN
The only endearing thing about harley is he doesnt think he is mentally challenged.
#keepwoodyaway
His aunt gave him weed to smoke in her house when he was 13? Ok.
Happens often lol. Some kids start smoking under the age of 10 it's insane.
Well he’s Canadian
Tell me you’re a sheltered American without saying it
@@stephaniecoomey2356 its definitely not normal to give weed to children
I mean chiz’s parents buy him cartons so yea it’s kind of fucked world
damn taylor was a thick boi back then
YAY NO WOODY!
DOG STILL NO EET
DOG NO EET
Me and Harley are in the same boat
i didnt learn til like second grade... i wasnt retarded, just couldnt pay attention. thats what i always assumed anyways, damn...
That was a pretty weak screech from blame
This guy tells a story like a brain dead blonde talking about chapstick
Somethings off about this video, but i cant tell what.
Eh must not be important