Ahhhhh yay Brian! He's the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone who's worked the bar in an English pub in their life knows a Brian from Stockton on Tees.
M.J Thanks so much for uploading these, I really appreciate it. Nick A and James O'B are my 2 favourite on LBC so thanks for uploading these. Off to buy you a coffee
Really? They make me feel good. After five years of constant xenophobic slurs and insults, after enduring the English calling the EU the "fourth reich", "nazi prison guards", "EUSSR" and all the rest, I smile to myself when I know that the people who made all this happen, who caused all this trouble, are stuck on an island with these callers. Yes, I feel for Scotland who is also stuck with them, but I hope they'll be back home soon.
The Gammon Empire mentality is "amazing", racist and DELUSIONAL. These are people who are never immigrants wherever they go only ever "ex-pats". They will hopefully die off in a few decades.
Reminded me of a caller last week who told Nick he felt very proud of Britain's tax havens. He openly admitted he was proud of Britain's right to lord it over natives. Listened to him in disbelief.
When you commoditise education what you end up with is a thick, reactionary electorate like Brian who vote brexshit and elect kleptocratic, amoral Eton messes like Spaffer Johnson.
Critical thinking ? Lateral thinking ? Being able to "look behind the scenes" ? Standard of education? Do I wonder Brexit happened? Not anymore, not anymore.....
@@BillyBobJoeSnr Of course your description is correct, although this process is as old as the hills and ensures that workers are forever merely Wage Slaves.
@@BillyBobJoeSnr Everyone thinks that there opinions are 'common sense' although common sense is neither common or sense. I think that religion is intellectually hilarious, yet our world is choc full of believers. A fact-free belief system that enslaves the multiple to men dressed up to prey upon human's fear of death cult. Control systems in plain sight are normalised within all government to ensure capital always prevail.
I currently live and work in Vietnam and I can tell you that living in a semi communist country is a lot better than living in the UK. Vietnam is going through a new wave of covid at the moment but there's no national lockdown, only localised lockdowns, these are done quickly and everyone sticks to them. That is why there is a huge difference between Vietnam and the UK. Even now when Vietnam is going through what it considers the worst spell of this pandemic, 17,000 cases and 81 deaths in total, the UK with its wonderful vaccine rollout still has more new cases. Between the 25th of June and the 1st of July, the UK had 146,000 new cases and 114 deaths.
After the most arse-kicking two weeks of work I've made it through in a long time, sitting down and opening youtube when I finally have a day off and discovering that none other than the Lord High Gammon Purveyor himself had uploaded a Numpty Compilation just that day is a balm for the soul, I can tell you! Thank you again for your amazing, agonising work, M.J.!
Whenever I feel a bit down about life, questioning my wisdom and how to improve the lot of my kith and kin, pondering my existence so to speak.. I'll listen to MJ's latest gammon extravaganza and immediately my spirits are lifted by the knowledge there are twunts with absolutely no self awareness of their idiocy.. and PROUD to share it with the world.. Thanks gammons... Keep on keeping on
Completely got you. I'm in a job past 6 months, working with "people" even worse, yes worse 😮💨 than these gammons. But listening to this cheers me up too, that I'm not the only one!!?
My 9 year old niece ended up in intensive care from covid-19. I get so, so angry when I hear clueless people say that children aren't at risk from the disease. Idiots.
This "episode" marks the "death" of BfSoT. As soon as he let slip that he'd made a complaint about Nick, he was toast (and rightly so). A sad end to a beautiful bromance. I don't have a good sense of the timeline, but I do wonder if this was the very last time they ever spoke?
Stockton Cabs Control Office.. "First call for Brian.." 15 mins later "Twentieth call for Brian.." 1 hour later "Five Hundred and Sixtieth call for Brian" 2 hours later "Hi. Is that Nick from LBC? Can you PLEASE pick up Brian!!!"
This Brian from Stockton on Tees is the personification of Brexit and Brexiteers and that includes the the “government” (which doesn´t know what governing is) and the Tory party as a whole.
As an American, I didn’t realize “Stockton on tees” was a town. I’m not sure what I thought it was but I didn’t think it was a town. The people from that town sound a lot like some of my wife’s family in rural Florida
Re Brian's call. If the right to vote was based on "knowing about politics" the electorate would shrink massively. Maybe even Brian himself would be disenfranchised.
@@mattgreek1066 aka Port Darlington (Middlesbrough) back when the S&D Railway was a thing. Brian's accent is from further north, but he may well live in S-on-T.
@@andrewrobinson2565 I live just up the A19 (near Easington) and the change of accent in that 15-20 miles is astounding... We sound like Geordies and they sound like some Scouser/Yorkie blend... Cleveland County was abolished in 1996 and the boundries for S-on-T were changed to absorb Wynyard, Wolviston, Billingham, Port Clarence etc. to me, Brian sounds like he might be from that area, Billingham/Norton maybe?. The accent that he has ends in Hartlepool (County Durham) and literally the next village up (Blackhall Colliery) sound like Durham miners, which is more Geordie than Mackem (a curious noise that thankfully is contained to just Sunderland & Seaham).
it is never going to be a problem that the folks WITHOUT a point vote. the actual catastrophy in the matter is that those with one, a very valid one DO NOT!
Phil from Devon really does fancy himself as a shining wit, doesn't he? Or a troll to replace Brian from Stockton-on-Tees in our affection. Dream on, Phil, you unfunny inadequate. At least Brian raises a smile.
11:22 "You were taking on the influence of somebody else's opinion." Yes Carly, and you are speaking English. Why didn't you reject that and develop your own unique language?
This is epic! I wonder whether some of these people ring Nick to wind him up! Why do these "Numpties" ring here? They should instead call Talk Radio, their natural home!
EU countries population approximately 600 m 5 m came to Britain, Britain’s population approximately 65m 1,5 British citizens moved to The EU countries, percentage of population = more Brits moved to Europe than EU citizens movedto the UK
11:02 Carly is talking about whether you accept or reject the name you were given. Somebody should tell her that Nick was probably given the name 'Nicholas', but chose to identify himself as Nick.
anarchists and communists have a lot in common.. mostly the idea of statelessness and or communal living. Some anarchists do just want to watch the world burn some just want to burn the state down... communists that are not pushing a form of authoritarianism (read: tankies) often just severely hate capitalism and see communism as the only other way to do things.
*"Expressed in Dollars & Cent$, Pounds, Shillings & Penc£."* Nick doing a bad rendition of Comfortably Numb is not something I was prepared for... Damned nearly choked on my supper, even though I was midway through *"There'll be no more AGHHH-aghhh-ahh, But you may feel a little sick!"* in my own head at the time, lol. Just didn't expect anyone apart from Floyd/Waters fanatics like myself to pick up on the lead line :D
Genuine question; are the majority of these calls fake or trolls? I don't listen to LBC, I only watch things like this on TH-cam. I honestly can't believe some of these calls are real. They're too silly. People aren't that backwards,,, are they?
As a proponent of Marx's economic works myself can I just take a moment to say an anarchist communist being described as a person who wants to smash things up and distribute them cheerfully was hilarious. That women was a raisin short of a fruit cake but then so were the majority. P.s. Anarchists' communist = self organized communism from the bottom up without central government. A nice idea, but unfortunately in this world there can be no utopias. Even the attempt is bad for capitalism and markets so has to be dissuaded via smears, coups, assassination's and bombs on occasion.
@Gunther H.G. Geick I dare say many a rebel/critic against a system of the day has only ever been able to exist due to the agreement and support of others around them, from some guy called Jesus to the miners of the north of England to Julian Assange so I really do not know why you would attempt to make such a piss poor argument given context from all of history blows a hole in it the width of the Panama Canal, but whatever floats your boat.
51:37 "I knew what I was voting for and I got exactly what I wanted." Really? Are you sure about that? Watch this: th-cam.com/video/ssddiIj0K3M/w-d-xo.html
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Ahhhhh yay Brian! He's the gift that keeps on giving. Everyone who's worked the bar in an English pub in their life knows a Brian from Stockton on Tees.
Literally every caller to reich wing talk radio in the US is an American version of Brian from Stockton-on-Tees.
What part is that call?
It seems Brian and I have nothing in common, but I bet we'd still have a banging night out 😅
😂🤣😂🤣
He's not from Stockton, he's from Hartlepool!!
M.J Thanks so much for uploading these, I really appreciate it. Nick A and James O'B are my 2 favourite on LBC so thanks for uploading these. Off to buy you a coffee
Cheers mate, much appreciated 👍
I’ll second this. You’re doing the world a solid MJ. Concrete Respect.
@@andywalker5646 third that mate
The more I listen to the callers the more I despair .....
lol
They sound so unreal. On many levels.
Even despair LOL
@@PirateRemy I never know if people are misspelling words "ironically" nowadays 🤔. As if that's a thing.... 🤯
Really? They make me feel good. After five years of constant xenophobic slurs and insults, after enduring the English calling the EU the "fourth reich", "nazi prison guards", "EUSSR" and all the rest, I smile to myself when I know that the people who made all this happen, who caused all this trouble, are stuck on an island with these callers.
Yes, I feel for Scotland who is also stuck with them, but I hope they'll be back home soon.
So many numpties, so little server space on TH-cam….. 👍🏾
🎯🎯🎯
41:55: "Colonial deal with India." Do these people really think that they will take *that* sort of control back? Left me speechless.
The Gammon Empire mentality is "amazing", racist and DELUSIONAL.
These are people who are never immigrants wherever they go only ever "ex-pats".
They will hopefully die off in a few decades.
Said without any shred of irony !
Reminded me of a caller last week who told Nick he felt very proud of Britain's tax havens. He openly admitted he was proud of Britain's right to lord it over natives. Listened to him in disbelief.
I agree. As an Aussie, they honestly think they're just going to march back in and pick up where they left off. It's obscene and absurd.
No, it's all to 'own the libs'. They'll soon come round when their triple-lock pensions, aren't.
Is this for real ? Are there so many nuggets in the UK allowed out of the house to vote ? No wonder the Tories get into power .
ya, probaganda works...
Some of these guys could have come straight from a Monty Python sketch.
When you commoditise education what you end up with is a thick, reactionary electorate like Brian who vote brexshit and elect kleptocratic, amoral Eton messes like Spaffer Johnson.
Critical thinking ? Lateral thinking ? Being able to "look behind the scenes" ? Standard of education?
Do I wonder Brexit happened? Not anymore, not anymore.....
I'm a really old bloke, none of this is new to me, a lifetime of these dregs of humanity has made me even more radical.
Some very highly educated and well read are uninformed and socially immature. Brexit was the result of years of misinformation and misdirection.
@@BillyBobJoeSnr Of course your description is correct, although this process is as old as the hills and ensures that workers are forever merely Wage Slaves.
@@factstrumpprejudice6740 It's not only the workers...it has been proven that you don't need to be informed to have an opinion.
@@BillyBobJoeSnr Everyone thinks that there opinions are 'common sense' although common sense is neither common or sense. I think that religion is intellectually hilarious, yet our world is choc full of believers. A fact-free belief system that enslaves the multiple to men dressed up to prey upon human's fear of death cult. Control systems in plain sight are normalised within all government to ensure capital always prevail.
I love Nick's show. Gets loads of pissed up crazies.
I currently live and work in Vietnam and I can tell you that living in a semi communist country is a lot better than living in the UK. Vietnam is going through a new wave of covid at the moment but there's no national lockdown, only localised lockdowns, these are done quickly and everyone sticks to them. That is why there is a huge difference between Vietnam and the UK. Even now when Vietnam is going through what it considers the worst spell of this pandemic, 17,000 cases and 81 deaths in total, the UK with its wonderful vaccine rollout still has more new cases. Between the 25th of June and the 1st of July, the UK had 146,000 new cases and 114 deaths.
After the most arse-kicking two weeks of work I've made it through in a long time, sitting down and opening youtube when I finally have a day off and discovering that none other than the Lord High Gammon Purveyor himself had uploaded a Numpty Compilation just that day is a balm for the soul, I can tell you! Thank you again for your amazing, agonising work, M.J.!
What do u do for work?
Whenever I feel a bit down about life, questioning my wisdom and how to improve the lot of my kith and kin, pondering my existence so to speak.. I'll listen to MJ's latest gammon extravaganza and immediately my spirits are lifted by the knowledge there are twunts with absolutely no self awareness of their idiocy.. and PROUD to share it with the world.. Thanks gammons... Keep on keeping on
😆 I live to serve, Stephen
Completely got you. I'm in a job past 6 months, working with "people" even worse, yes worse 😮💨 than these gammons. But listening to this cheers me up too, that I'm not the only one!!?
My 9 year old niece ended up in intensive care from covid-19.
I get so, so angry when I hear clueless people say that children aren't at risk from the disease. Idiots.
Sorry to hear that. Unfortunately Javid appears to be more gung-ho about opening up than Hancock 😠
Beautifully curated M.J. as always. Superbly edited. ❤
What's the collective noun for Numpties......? A Brexit !!
This "episode" marks the "death" of BfSoT. As soon as he let slip that he'd made a complaint about Nick, he was toast (and rightly so). A sad end to a beautiful bromance. I don't have a good sense of the timeline, but I do wonder if this was the very last time they ever spoke?
Yep, backstabber boring Brian. I had read on other vids what he had done, now I’ve heard what he did.
"Nice chatting to you, Nick..."
"Well... not really."
Thanks for this; I was primed for a laugh!!
Stockton Cabs Control Office..
"First call for Brian.."
15 mins later
"Twentieth call for Brian.."
1 hour later
"Five Hundred and Sixtieth call for Brian"
2 hours later
"Hi. Is that Nick from LBC? Can you PLEASE pick up Brian!!!"
This Brian from Stockton on Tees is the personification of Brexit and Brexiteers and that includes the the “government” (which doesn´t know what governing is) and the Tory party as a whole.
Love these compilations you make of Nick Abott. Hilarious. Keep em coming
They're vote counts the same as mine 😳
Ever seen Idiocracy?? We're living it!!
Carly- an insult to people with dyslexia everywhere.
As an American, I didn’t realize “Stockton on tees” was a town. I’m not sure what I thought it was but I didn’t think it was a town. The people from that town sound a lot like some of my wife’s family in rural Florida
Well, it's proof that the off-licences have come out of lockdown.
Someone phoned Nick last night on LBC and gave you a shout-out for these compilations!
I heard that. Great caller.
Thanks for this!
The family of Phil the last caller need to call Dignitas
Re Brian's call. If the right to vote was based on "knowing about politics" the electorate would shrink massively. Maybe even Brian himself would be disenfranchised.
The £1000 wallpaper and 50tonne of Tesco food being dumped each wk, and children starving of hunger in the Uk. Yes be a Johnson supporter!
Thanks for sharing!
MJ I hereby award you Legend of the Year award 21'
I've only just discovered Nick Abbott. He's hilarious 😂😂. So glad I've listened
These callers only make me wonder what the hell is going on in this country - are people really so gullible and clueless?
I'm afraid so...
...and you never quite get used to it.
They're so stupid, that they think they're smart, by parroting the billionaires' presstitutes' lies! 'No original thought involved.
After the referendum , how can you even ask?
@@Lynnefromlyn Depressingly true. There is no vaccine against stupid.
Short answer... Yes.
22:51 Veendam? That's where I get my green. The dude calling must've been high af.
Re-listening to these numpties pontificating in the political arena is fascinating.
I wish you didn’t take calls from Bryan in Stockton on whatever.
I automatically fast-forward when he comes on. Have no idea why Nick takes his calls. He's a total bore who just repeats himself in every call.
I skip his calls. He's just boring.
He's just a troll. The reactions of Nick to him are golden.
He is definitely a bore.
You must be joking! Brian is the greatest caller of them all.
He is the archetype Brexit voter.
R.I.P Brian from Stockton on Sea.
*He pushed Nick too far.*
🤣
Stockton isn't on sea. 🤔
@@andrewrobinson2565 ‘on-Tees’….
@@mattgreek1066 aka Port Darlington (Middlesbrough) back when the S&D Railway was a thing. Brian's accent is from further north, but he may well live in S-on-T.
@@andrewrobinson2565 I live just up the A19 (near Easington) and the change of accent in that 15-20 miles is astounding... We sound like Geordies and they sound like some Scouser/Yorkie blend... Cleveland County was abolished in 1996 and the boundries for S-on-T were changed to absorb Wynyard, Wolviston, Billingham, Port Clarence etc. to me, Brian sounds like he might be from that area, Billingham/Norton maybe?. The accent that he has ends in Hartlepool (County Durham) and literally the next village up (Blackhall Colliery) sound like Durham miners, which is more Geordie than Mackem (a curious noise that thankfully is contained to just Sunderland & Seaham).
Every single Tory defence seems to be "It is most uncouth of you to attempt to stop my ass-hattery and petty criminality! Have you no honour, Sir?!"
These people VOTE!!!!!😤😤😤
it is never going to be a problem that the folks WITHOUT a point vote. the actual catastrophy in the matter is that those with one, a very valid one DO NOT!
Does Carly not realise that she had no consent in being conceived. I wonder if she choose to ignore that very important nugget of fact
Carly isn't dyslexic, she is deranged.
Imagine phoning up a London based radio station and moaning about it being “too focused on London”
LBC = London’s Best Conversation
London Broadcast Capitalism
Leading Britain's Conversation I think you will find
Phil from Devon really does fancy himself as a shining wit, doesn't he? Or a troll to replace Brian from Stockton-on-Tees in our affection. Dream on, Phil, you unfunny inadequate. At least Brian raises a smile.
Bless you my son for these videos...and I'm an Atheist 😆😆
There I a "special' type of caller that gets through to Nick so he can tear them a new one. Keep up the good work
Nick. Are you ringing around pubs to ask for callers to the station
😆
The former Jeremy Kyle audience has found another outlet.
@@stevebinning977 not the audience, the participants!
@@MrDefleppard123 Them too.👍.
Matt Hancock looks like an engine in the Thomas The Tank series. Ooh buffers, here I go.
Brian's last ever call , sadly as he's reported nick
I am going to invest in the brewing and distilling industries. It seems like a sure fire winner based on some of these ....
Just don't plan on supplying the EU....
Don't forget pharma. The other half of the populations suffers banging headaches from listening to them.
Words fail me :( Oxygen Bandits
Phil is probably the Mayor in Devon
11:22 "You were taking on the influence of somebody else's opinion." Yes Carly, and you are speaking English. Why didn't you reject that and develop your own unique language?
This is epic! I wonder whether some of these people ring Nick to wind him up! Why do these "Numpties" ring here? They should instead call Talk Radio, their natural home!
These callers make me feel like I'm listening to those awful American radio shows that you hear about from the deep South.
EU countries population approximately 600 m 5 m came to Britain, Britain’s population approximately 65m 1,5 British citizens moved to The EU countries, percentage of population = more Brits moved to Europe than EU citizens movedto the UK
Was this the last ever outing of The Brian from Stockton on Tees?
Jonny....
.....I've heard "the brian" on other LBC phone-in's .
....he hasn't altered one iota.
Humanity is so utterly fucked.
Just here for Brian...
Brian is the clowns clown
Paronana..
Lol so many planks
Bitchins a great tune. Took me right back!
MJ Knows his music, Stranglers. 👌
11:02 Carly is talking about whether you accept or reject the name you were given. Somebody should tell her that Nick was probably given the name 'Nicholas', but chose to identify himself as Nick.
Was Carly someone doing a character?
Yeah, the character of ‘Carly’. She’s been playing it since a few months before she was born…
'They'll catch up'.
anarchists and communists have a lot in common.. mostly the idea of statelessness and or communal living. Some anarchists do just want to watch the world burn some just want to burn the state down... communists that are not pushing a form of authoritarianism (read: tankies) often just severely hate capitalism and see communism as the only other way to do things.
Back to the beginning and forward to the future makes as roger waters would say perfect sense to me
*"Expressed in Dollars & Cent$, Pounds, Shillings & Penc£."*
Nick doing a bad rendition of Comfortably Numb is not something I was prepared for... Damned nearly choked on my supper, even though I was midway through *"There'll be no more AGHHH-aghhh-ahh, But you may feel a little sick!"* in my own head at the time, lol. Just didn't expect anyone apart from Floyd/Waters fanatics like myself to pick up on the lead line :D
The opticians were not open.
For emergencies they were.
@@andybrace9225 You got me. Not been to the UK since January 2019. +1
I'm new here .. Is this Pensioners Radio ??
Not sure about the second female caller, a lecturer/teacher. Not sure what she said.
I missed Brian...not. xD
Controversial as this is- I think ‘Phil’ may be the most annoying one of the two.
@@mattgreek1066 Phil? Nick, shurely? He does have a brother called Phil though...
@@MorningtonCrescent either. Brian is at least somewhat entertaining.
🎯
Nick, you do look a sight. Hugely amusing.
I can't get any more comments through,being blocked
Genuine question; are the majority of these calls fake or trolls? I don't listen to LBC, I only watch things like this on TH-cam. I honestly can't believe some of these calls are real. They're too silly. People aren't that backwards,,, are they?
is there a part 1?
Yes.
I cant tell if Phil is a fake or just an average non thinking deluded tabloid reader.
My goodness, the lack of ability for people to be coherent is astonishing.
As a proponent of Marx's economic works myself can I just take a moment to say an anarchist communist being described as a person who wants to smash things up and distribute them cheerfully was hilarious. That women was a raisin short of a fruit cake but then so were the majority.
P.s. Anarchists' communist = self organized communism from the bottom up without central government. A nice idea, but unfortunately in this world there can be no utopias. Even the attempt is bad for capitalism and markets so has to be dissuaded via smears, coups, assassination's and bombs on occasion.
@Gunther H.G. Geick I dare say many a rebel/critic against a system of the day has only ever been able to exist due to the agreement and support of others around them, from some guy called Jesus to the miners of the north of England to Julian Assange so I really do not know why you would attempt to make such a piss poor argument given context from all of history blows a hole in it the width of the Panama Canal, but whatever floats your boat.
31.40 I think this man is drunk.
51:37 "I knew what I was voting for and I got exactly what I wanted." Really? Are you sure about that? Watch this: th-cam.com/video/ssddiIj0K3M/w-d-xo.html
he does sound rather ill-informed when he scoffs at the idea of an anarchist communist
aight, i´ll bite. could you paint me a scenario where it could.. you know, work?
all these political commentators who dont know what anarchy is
Oh no...they dont know what anarchy is? They must be missing out. Lol
First caller Phil is prime gammon