Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2021 VOL. 3

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  • 35 numpty calls from June-July 2021. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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    Intro: The Divine Comedy - Dumb It Down
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  • @Spartan-jx8ux
    @Spartan-jx8ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Listening to Nick and his dinglings has become like an addiction!

    • @bluesteel5688
      @bluesteel5688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is very much like that, I must agree. Look forward to hearing from the tw@t in Stockon-on-Tees(?) and the religious zealot from Falkirk....pure comedy gold and all absolute looney tunes

    • @Jakeyboyofjoy4
      @Jakeyboyofjoy4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Neck!! Ave yoo eard the wurd of Jesus Neck!?

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bluesteel5688 Stockton on tees guy is banned he lodged a complaint against Nick

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bluesteel5688 The best thing about the Jesus freak from Falkirk is when Nick busts out into his Scottish accent.

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andybrace9225 What the what?!?!

  • @nickbyrne3299
    @nickbyrne3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can't wait to listen to this! In all seriousness, this channel and I'm incorrigible have got me through some tough times, so thank you.

  • @eXziztence
    @eXziztence 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    A big smile erupts whenever one of these is uploaded. 😁

  • @christiananderson4909
    @christiananderson4909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That story involving the football fans, and the family with the nine year old boils my blood. Beyond pathetic.

  • @scottscott232
    @scottscott232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:10:52 - 1:13:38 : This is the sole reason that I tune in specifically to listen to one of the most entertaining presenters on LBC. There's NEVER a dull moment. I love this interaction between Nick and Sophie. I've replayed it about a dozen times, and am actually in tears of laughter. He's just brilliant. Thank you so much M.J. Nicholls for helping to keep us informed with your epic uploads, and keeping us entertained.

    • @Mounhas
      @Mounhas 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2 years later…. I see what you mean. 😂

  • @sammyhill69
    @sammyhill69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You saved my life with these uploads thank you 😊

  • @Loneman_OG
    @Loneman_OG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It just shows: stupidity spans all ages and classes.

  • @beepbopboop7727
    @beepbopboop7727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Danish study was misunderstood. They were measuring the mask effectiveness, but the implementation of mask wearing mandates in a non mask wearing population.

  • @IanStewartDFTBA
    @IanStewartDFTBA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    These videos literally always make my day/week when they appear! Thanks so much M.J.!

  • @SirRupertdePot
    @SirRupertdePot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nick! Is it a prerequisite to be 'pissed' to get on show lol?

  • @BenjisBoxingChannel
    @BenjisBoxingChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm going to phone Nick just to tell him my age.

  • @mmmhorsesteaks
    @mmmhorsesteaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Why does Nick get so many drunk callers?

    • @jim122
      @jim122 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Because he’s on late at night at the perfect time for only those bored or drunk to spout nonsense

  • @mattgreek1066
    @mattgreek1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Superb. Again. (The output, not the callers themselves). Cheers, lad.

  • @griftamusic317
    @griftamusic317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Took me a while to figure out half the callers are absolutely trashed

    • @Fedora_JP
      @Fedora_JP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you call between 10pm and 1am on the weekend then you probably would have to have had a few

    • @neilmoore7194
      @neilmoore7194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I go back and forth as too how sloshed they are, but being inebriated does not negative the utter moronic brain scrambles on display.

    • @Roof_Pizza
      @Roof_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The only Brits that don't drink are recovering alcoholics.

    • @jamesjack6769
      @jamesjack6769 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Roof_Pizza Even a lot of them do. 😁

    • @griftamusic317
      @griftamusic317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Roof_Pizza Yeah it’s pretty depressing as someone who isn’t big on hangovers or drunk people

  • @Terkzorr
    @Terkzorr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Monica shamelessly puts her hand into other people's fish and chips whenever they come out of the shop with a fresh bag? WHAT?!

  • @salzburgsf49ersfan56
    @salzburgsf49ersfan56 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I swear I have to listen to Nick every night before bed. 👍👍

  • @gh-vi9tk
    @gh-vi9tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Listening through my headphones, laughing my moobs off, people looking at me in bewilderment 🤣

  • @Plantlady70
    @Plantlady70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Love me some numpties! Get em Nick!

  • @mcooley88
    @mcooley88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The weapons grade stupidity of some of the people that call this show is absolutely insane.

    • @dianaprince3176
      @dianaprince3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right wing US talk radio callers make these gammons look like the intelligentsia

    • @mcooley88
      @mcooley88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dianaprince3176 Won't lie. I don't think I am brave enough to even dip my toes into the sheer insanity that particular uneducated nationalistic backwater is capable of.

  • @peterdavies8362
    @peterdavies8362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m undecided. Do I prefer Nick Abbot or James O’Brien I just can’t decide

    • @Kevinacharles
      @Kevinacharles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess it comes down to whether you prefer listening to angry and confused callers or drunk and confused called.

    • @marksc111
      @marksc111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nick hands down, no contest

  • @swordblaster2596
    @swordblaster2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I appreciate you selecting the first call you did, to make it clear that this is pretty much a (entertaining) parade of drunks.

  • @roboldx9171
    @roboldx9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dumb It Down (2020 Remaster)
    The Divine Comedy...Thanks for the instruction to this excellent band.

  • @2006glg
    @2006glg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was listening to this at work today. Great stuff. Made the end of day quite enjoyable. Thank you from Atlanta, GA, USA.

  • @stopresistinjustice3680
    @stopresistinjustice3680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thank you Mr. Nicholls for another Nick numpty episode. Keep em coming!

  • @likklej8
    @likklej8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Populism is personality and personal politics, but the voters never get full membership and they enjoy being patronised its old school forelock tugging.

  • @marcosmartins7581
    @marcosmartins7581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Aaah, my evening just got a lot better 👌🏾😉 grabbed a cuppa and settled down to hear this, tkx

  • @moonpig16
    @moonpig16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bless you kind sir

  • @powerboon2k
    @powerboon2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lets fast forward to last week.

  • @Roof_Pizza
    @Roof_Pizza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That 'Danish' study was full of flaws and even predetermined.

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same people who wrote Barrington Deceleration signed several times by Dr Harold Shipman & Dr Who and others.

  • @Prophet_Google
    @Prophet_Google 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    👦
    👕👍 *Nick is fuuny as they come on Radio!* 😁
    👖

  • @knshinn2
    @knshinn2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where does the sample of that woman saying 'BOOZE' in a deadpan voice come from? Always makes me laugh.

    • @taboo1459
      @taboo1459 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Carol mcgiffin 😀

  • @Levenstone132
    @Levenstone132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I wonder what 'Elizabeth from Cheddar' would make of all this?

  • @kieran7260
    @kieran7260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Neil Hannon... just seems to fit with Nick!

  • @jonnobloggs1139
    @jonnobloggs1139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Before Covid caller number 1 David used to walk up and down Trafalgar Square with a sandwich board with THE END IS NIGH on one side and a menu for Pret A Manger on the other

  • @mondingo67
    @mondingo67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Victoria caller was crazy 🤪

    • @uhegbu
      @uhegbu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not sure about her point, either. What I do know is that Italy, European champions did beat England on penalties, the latter team have excelled by a great manager and former player.

  • @cronobactersakazakii5133
    @cronobactersakazakii5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Distant cuddles to the third caller. « Do your bit » should be our motto

  • @fredatlas4396
    @fredatlas4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should have looked after their employees better payed better wages that people can actually live on. What about all the Brits who need a job to survive on, and not everybody can get a degree. There are plenty of Brits doing those jobs, Brits trying to survive. It's just tories spreading lies and propaganda about British workers. And the tories always cut funding for all public services including NHS & EDUCATION. My local costas had all British staff not long ago and they worked very hard and long hours. This business of Brits all being lazy is just the tories and right wing media spreading lies and propaganda for decades to further their tory agenda, exploit our workers and keep wages down

  • @Lynnefromlyn
    @Lynnefromlyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wonder how many of Tony’s colleagues long to thump him every time he asks “ OK? Yeah?” Because I did!

  • @mr_blue8208
    @mr_blue8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Min 23:20 - Tony the courageous.... Will he close his eyes and walk into traffic like a courageous boy?

  • @ObakuZenCenter
    @ObakuZenCenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like some of what Nick has to say but it was completely irresponsible of Nick to enable a lying antivaxxer as he did. There was absolutely zero pushback as David told one lie after another. That's problematic.

    • @m.j.nicholls
      @m.j.nicholls  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      On Nick's Sunday show, there's not as much pushback as on the more raucous Fri-Sat shows. He does usually push back quite well, though.

  • @Gregoryismnz
    @Gregoryismnz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is everyone North of London a simpleton?

  • @stephenmartin6997
    @stephenmartin6997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loving this content 👍 fair makes me smile

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

    these closet racist are funny lol

  • @patrickokeeffe539
    @patrickokeeffe539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A lot of angry people 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @kenk4269
    @kenk4269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @deltakilo75bon61
    @deltakilo75bon61 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great compilation of Nick putting the hard of thinking back in their box. Keep up the good work

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great channel, really enjoying it. Nick sure comes on at the right time for those who've had a few nips

  • @uhegbu
    @uhegbu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Back to back female callers just before the first hour. Not sure about the first one, not sure about the second, either. I must have carried a portion of chips plenty of times in my lifetime. I actually ate on the train from Southend to London Liverpool Street but that was in February 2020, a month and a half before the first major lockdown.

  • @SirRupertdePot
    @SirRupertdePot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What was the point in saying that Prince Charles can't speak English?

  • @metalthrashingmatt
    @metalthrashingmatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That crazy French women….

  • @ballapeti
    @ballapeti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I gave up at the scooter lady. Wtf.

  • @BenjisBoxingChannel
    @BenjisBoxingChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:56:18 crying laughing 😂

  • @DirtiestDeeds
    @DirtiestDeeds 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone who goes vegan took a position against eating animals while eating them Nick.

    • @rob-c.
      @rob-c. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except people who hadn’t eaten meat before deciding

    • @DirtiestDeeds
      @DirtiestDeeds ปีที่แล้ว

      "Brainwashing" is in the eye of the beholder, unless you eat the eyes too of course..

  • @heimihenderson4543
    @heimihenderson4543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Brexit means Brexit #Winning #NoDownside

  • @georgel74
    @georgel74 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yess..

  • @segourneysavery5126
    @segourneysavery5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    🐟 🍟

  • @fredatlas4396
    @fredatlas4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems like he's copying James O'brien. All these you tube videos it's all about making money

    • @andybrace9225
      @andybrace9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ?

    • @mcooley88
      @mcooley88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You do realise Nick hasn’t uploaded this? Do you mean it’s the same as James O’Brien in that he absolutely shred weapons grade idiots with facts? As that’s what they do.

    • @ObakuZenCenter
      @ObakuZenCenter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not very bright are you Fred? How embarrassing.