Nick Abbot vs The Numpties of 2023 VOL. 19
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2023
- 46 numpty calls + selected commentaries from November-December 2023. LBC, Fri-Sun, 10-1AM.
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Intro: The Stranglers - No More Heroes
Cartoon: Ben Jennings
This will be the last Nick Abbot vs Numpties upload forever on this channel for these reasons:
Edit: But before that, thanks for all your kind comments about these compilations, I'm happy you enjoyed them.
1. Since the Tories imploded, the quantity and quality of numpties calling into Nick's show has decreased. This is good for the country, bad for numpty compilations.
2. Nick tends to speak longer to his regular callers (Mike, Ranjit, etc). If the caller is a listener with material or a numpty, he tends to quickly shut them down and end the calls. Nick no longer engages these callers in a James O'Brien-style interrogation (as with his classic Brexit callers), so the entertainment value of these compilations has slowly diminished. (Along with my interest in compiling them).
3. The most entertaining parts of Nick's show are his scripted editorials, but I doubt there's enough interest in these for me to bother uploading or compiling them, as you can catch them on the Whole Show uploads.
Seasons' bleatings,
MJ
Cheers for all of the uploads M.J. Appreciate the time & effort that you have put in over the years.
You could just recycle his *'Nick Abbot Habit'* podcast on to TH-cam... They are already edited down & are only available on the Global Player.
@@Yungrexy Three playlists of the Nick Abott Habit are on TH-cam ,plus a lot of his Brexit episodes are on Spotify.
End of an era. Thank you for all the effort much Appreciated. Merry Christmas.
I’m sad about that but understand. Thank you for what you do. I get so much out of your videos and appreciate you!
Thanks for the hours and hours of entertainment, M.J. I've listened to these religiously over the last few years, so it is a shame to see them go downhill. I'll just wait for the next impending disaster this country throws at us. The numpties will be back out in full force eventually.
The first call.
Just beyond belief.
You sir or madam, are an optimist.
He's full of shit
The Gregg's Scandal- WTF has what a random stranger eats to do with you David?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s offended that someone else tries to minimise the suffering they cause as that reminds him of his cognitive dissonance.
Poor little upset snowflake. Not sure how he gets through life being as offended as easily as that, and then running home like Charlie Bucket to ring national radio to tell everyone about it. Very "woke" of him (by his astoundingly incorrect definition of the word)
He was a stereotype. Gullible Gamon .
This is one for the evening with a glass of rum, thankyou for the entertaining videos as always & to anyone reading this i wish you an excellent christmas & heres to a brighter future.
A vegan sausage roll is this what we’ve come to in this country ! I couldn’t stop laughing at that lol
Confucius says, it´s like talking to bricks. What about civil servants in Greggs eating vegan sausage rolls.
Bring back ‘anging!
English exceptionalism is alive and well. It's no surprise that the people of Scotland and Wales want their independence.
Scotland might but even Plaid Cymru doesn't "currently" support indy.
Most of England want independence from these idiots too 😄
Happy Christmas MJ. And a massive thank you. I listen to your JOB and NB videos at night when going to sleep.
Thanks for all the great listening hours! Thank you from Canada
Good job MJ, love these😂
I bought a vegan sausage roll from Greggs. Does that mean I’m woke?
I didn’t really like it!
Does that mean I’m not woke?
I think if I put some brown sauce on it I might have liked it!
If I did and I liked it would that make me woke?
I had a coffee with cows milk!
Does that mean I’m not woke?
If I had almond milk would that make me woke?
I just want a coffee with a sausage roll.
It's hilarious how people will go about their lives getting that upset over a roll that they have to call up a radio station about it.
Think we call that "living rent free" in their head :p
It's a Christmas miracle! Cheers for all these MJ.
*"Oh Hello"*
Signing off in style there with one last chuckle :D
What a marvellous collection of utter mentals 😂
Thank you for your service MJ. Had a really tough year and your compilations have brought me joy. Thank you. Happy New Year to you. X
“What is woke?”
- “ordering a vegan sausage roll”. wtf?
Clearly a danger to society.
Yes worse than the war in Gaza. Need to get the UN involved.
Definitely a Brexit voter!
Thanks to Nick for all his service having to put up with these very week.
Week in week out every year. It’s enough to drive any sane individual round the bend!
I’m surprised he’s lasted this long.
Nick you’re a legend and always make me laugh on the way home after a late shift ✊🏾🫡
I love how he never asks how the caller is and how it irritates some of them.
Thank you from Pennsylvania
Confucius say “he who forces someone to like bricks, makes a bricklayer”.
He then argued to make them interested in architecture, and then strive to be a bricklayer & not an architect. Genius.
So being anti woke apparently means being so fragile you storm out of Greggs in a huff over a sausage roll and these people call other people snowflakes.
Thanks for all your work M.J. . All the best for the future
As Nick always said "Woodwork Squeaks, out come the freaks"
Thank you, M J Nicolls for all the work you do. I will miss your compilations but I understand. Have a wonderful Christmas and the best of new years.
lmao at that guy walking out of greggs in protest against the idea of someone ordering a vegan sausage roll, wtf 😂
God but I miss Brian from Stockton on tees.
Be honest is it you
@@nvna1111
Oddly, no. But I am from the north east and I can certainly say that the other Brian is not from Stockton, he is from Hartlepool. And with that accent, probably the Headland.
The Stranglers, brilliant!
Wishing you a merry christmas and a happy Jonathan from Harrow
I have loved washing these vids, great zob MJ!
Now time to apply for my weesa and go on holiday to avoid thinking about my financial ruin.
Humphrey from Wimbledon at 19.54 is my new favourite LBC caller ever.
Up there with Top Gear and The Overlap as entertainment over the last decade , from Brian to Phil ,Haaallo Jane, Brendan from Belfast, Raj ,the angry bloke selling eggs from an ice cream truck, to of course Jonathan.
Everything fades ,but Nick had one hell of a streak from 15-23
Don't forget Humphrey, you RAT!
Merry xmas MJ .
Thanks for this .🙏
merry Xmas and thanks for the final upload
First Caller , Hard of Thinking .
THANK YOU!
This was essential work and I'm greatful for it. Take a bow son! Also, it'll be sad to see these go but at least it shows things are going in the right direction.
1st caller: If woke are everywhere, where does the fed up with wokeness majority comes from ? 🤔
Woke in Gregg's?! The Daily Star of high street food vendors ffs
Fancy leaving Greggs upset because someone bought one of their products.
The "Oh hellooo" at the end is perfect and let's me hold on to a sliver of hope for the return of the Numpties one day in the misty future. I was actually sad when this one ended, just sat there for a bit. Certainly the end of an era. I really do hope to see more from you in the future, M.J.! Your musical taste, your taste in cartoons, and your taste in calls are all unparalleled. You've built a lovely little community here and I hope that it will still continue in some form (you clipping the good editorials, JO'B comps, of course, maybe the odd mini comp of some callers or some such. things like that!) And of course, thanking you as always, MJ :) 💜
I cant understand the hatred behind the Greggs Vegan Sausage Roll its not like they removed the regular one so it doesnt effect any one else what so ever. People use "woke" and they have no idea what it actually means, its woke for a company to recognize a gap in the market then?
Listen, until they make the green cartoon iteratin of M&Ms sexy again, I will continue to hate the woke!
Woke = something irritating and confusing to a plank.
You’d be surprised how often we get dirty looks ordering the less harmful option in all sorts of places. Sometimes people even feel the need to comment that they’re going to redouble their efforts to kill more animals.
Merry Christmas everyone
What a Christmas Present!
Merry Christmas 🎄 everyone ❤
I also live in Hackney and am sad that one of your numpties does, too. What's wrong with multiple languages being heard on the bus? How many of those languages does Mr Numptie recognise? I can't identify all of them, but try to learn to spot more of them. When you recognise the language, it's short step to learn more of its culture. About 18 months ago, I heard Gàidhlig being spoken in Hackney by teo women in the 40s. Not a language I expected to hear here, I must say, so it was a special joy. I like hearing Francophone Africans. I can understand their French better than that of most French people! I think it's the equal stress which helps partial / forgotten a lot French speakers like me. What is tghe second language of Hackney? A lot of Turkish is spoken, but I think it has to be Yiddish. I guess Mr Numptie must have the screaming abdabs if he passes through Stamford Hill. What a miserable, small-minded person he is!
Re the "we're full" argument.
The doddery old dear in the (very old) Ladykillers movie raised a similar argument when discussing the possibility of aliens coming to Earth.
Must be part of the English (I say that specifically) psyche
That first caller, he sure sounded easily offended didn't he? He very much fits his own bizarre definition of "woke".
hes a snowflake.
OMG!!!!!!!! A vegan sausage roll?? How could that man?? Has he no shame?? This is the end of the UK. A man ordered lunch, the whole country is in peril of being lost forever!!!!
I just learned you can use a samurai sword to slice a piece of smoked salmon off of a live fish...
Sometimes, it’s not that the world has “gone woke”, so much as those “asleep” have just “gone old”. Sometimes a young person is just a young person & if they get to do what they like, then the previous generations can look on with pride instead of envy. Time doesn’t turn back the other way & tradition is just peer pressure from the dead.
Indeed the Long March has gone excellently comrade
I love that the first caller called vegan sausage rolls woke, and then got so offended. He walked out 😂 what a snowflake
Nick, I think you should insist on your callers undergoing a breatherlyser test before allowing them to get through to you!
Find a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life...that is a good expression btw
Unattainable for most people unfortunately.
Nick is a saint for spending his Friday and Saturday nights talking to the sort of people who "get political" after a couple of drinks
Nick Abbott Is brilliant , his “ because that’s what Jesus would do “ on cuts for the poor made by people who spout there faith just nails it
God help us, vegan sausage rolls have taken over the world. Space the final frontier, send Mr Spock to Rwanda.
Nicks end of year A to Z is compulsive listening.
I’m still trying to figure out what the woman was talking about with the “toxic summer” haha kept expecting it to go to climate change but it was just about the weather!
Up, are you getting on we’re good right right oh yes oh yeah yeah
The lady calling about the inheritance on her dads house needs to do what the rich do. They never pay tax on generational wealth, just look at the queens estate. Seriously there are perfectly legal methods and probably even better ones if they pay someone to help. Also if you look at the cumulative inflation in his 60year ownership you may find actually he gained very little and thats how inflation is theft in every sense.
You have absolutely no clue what youre talking about.
@@Ryattt81 about inheritance tax or inflation? Englighten me then, happy to hear otherwise.
1:49:45 Megan, what is best in life?...
Nick if i apply for a political asylin england,do you think I can get them to put me on one of this carribian cruise ship instead of bibbi while im waiting?
I genuinely don't understand the hatred towards vegans
Ultramaroon is Josh?
How can you hurt a vegan sausage roll’s feelings,it’s woke gone mad
Really laughed at the guy who is anti woke then got really offended when someone ordered a sausage roll that is different to the one he orders 😂😂😂
Humphry is real, although he seems like a bad Harry Enfield character he is unsuprisingly a canditate for one of those fringe right wing nutter parties.
The Buddhist guy is a troll, glory be to him
Confused Confucius?
\o/
Folsom Prison Blues??
Some people´s garden are full of cat sh*t, I´ll pass on that idea. Forget the news, what´s wrong with talking about vegan sausage rolls or woke food as it´s known.
I give up, God help you, you´re doing a good job Nick as Humphrey says.
I reckon that first caller is a joker. And quite a funny one. Hates snowflakes but walks out of Gregg's because he can't handle the idea of a vegan sausage roll? Yeah, joke caller.
Vegan sausage roll?!! Disgraceful. I wonder how life is in Wokingham these days?😏
Josh is an imbezzler?
The quainty has dissapted because nick only talks to sycophantic fans.rose ranjid mike to name a few. It is boring now.
He talks to people who call in. Its a 3 hour show 3 days a week. You obviously dont listen to it.
How quaint
@@fod2011 you showed what a fuck wit you are
You hit the fail on the head, Nick,, when you state that the silent majority is subject to the vocal minority.
You disgust me and I have no clue why both you and James O'B dislike the country you were both born in in.
I note that both of you fail to provide any solution to your linked 'ilks'.
How could you love a country where you are allowed vegan sausage rolls?
Yawn!
3:47 he's almost right.
Northwich is a woke desert!!! NA is a genius
Imagine giving a company that SELLS vegan sausage rolls your hard earned money, but leaving in a huff because someone else simply buys one 🫣