Honestly, watching Marco and a few other people cook has caused me to use oil a lot more liberally, and yeah. It works. Oil just makes stuff taste better.
It really doesn't. It just makes stuff taste like olive oil. It's like people putting cumin, garlic, and paprika in everything because they think it makes them good chefs.
I found these videos of Marco funny until I lived with Italians in a shared house. Never in my life have I seen so much oil consumed. It was unbelievable 😅
@@l.k5244 a chef is a professional cook in a kitchen. He doesn't do that anymore. Not as a job. He prefers to just be called Marco and doesn't like being called chef.
I subscribed to this channel (since 2019) only for this clip 😂 once in a month I came here to see this and read comments, every time comments felt funny🤣 And I don't know why am I commenting this right now.... I think I drank generous amount of olive oil today, marco must be proud of me😂
when he said "a generous amount of olive oil" i was expecting him to crack the bottle open like an egg and just pour the entire bottle of oil into the pan.
In case anyone is actually confused (and I'm not sure anybody is), he's saying "generous amount of olive oil," but he's shortening it down quite a lot to where it sounds so strange!
A little olive oil: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* Generous amount of olive oil: *slowly backs up a moving van full of olive oil into kitchen*
@@nothavingit8242 0:16 around 2 teaspoon (not much), 0:20 around 1 teaspoon, 0:24 atleast 2 teaspoons, 0:33 less than a spoon, 0:41 full spoon, 0:52 less than a spoon. as you can see it's not a lot, so the joke isn't funny, even this video isn't funny, you probably use half of the quantity in this ENTIRE video in a week, so the joke is bad
Little bit of volleyball
@dylan foley yes
That's what the subtitles say 😂
dylan foley enought to spike a volleyball
Ha
Damn i just comment splash of volleyball
When nobody is looking he drinks directly from the olive oil bottle.
Funny thing is a lot of Greeks drink olive oil. Lots of antioxidants
😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment 😂😂🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vance Petitti Wtf is an antioxidant. I’m convinced that no one can simply explain what it is
When he said "generous amount of olive oil", I genuinely got scared
He used half a bottle
No, you didn't.
My roommate was vegan but drowned all his food in olive oil. His farts were ungodly 🥲
@@StizzJains69 its called a joke you twat
Let's add like 500 calories of olive oil.
I've been a fan of Marco for years. I now only drink olive oil and eat stock cubes. It's my choice.
Does this "Olive Oil" you speak of have any relation to this olivul stuff from the video?
😂😂😂
Stock cubes? What kind of Olive Oil is that?
@@YuckFouTubeX Doesn't matter, you're the chef.
@tain5026 Plot Twist: I am not the chef, I was the Olive Oil all along
He means that tiny bit of olive oil must remain inside the bottle.
regortaz lmao this was a smart comment
Comment's gonna blow up mate
Genius
why the fuck people still comes here
haahh ... enlightment. Just put a "bitovolivool" in your Computer.
" Let's check the menu "
Menu : *Boiled olive oil*
this is in top five comments on this video hahah good one
Sanyam Kant yup
fried olive oil
No no no, sautaeed
should be olive oil fried in olive oil
This man drink only 2 things. Olive oil and Gordon Ramsay's tears
He's Italian, he drinks A LOT more than that.
He drinks volley ball
and two shots of vodka
No it was Gordon's choice to shed tears not his, henceforth he wont drink them
the last spurt completely missing the pan was just perfect
"Like a minnestrrone"
He doesn’t even tilt it he just puts the whole shit upside down
hahahaha
made my day
He doesn't even stop at that, he shakes the bottle too
😂😂😂😂
Why doesn't he just drink the olive oil?
At this point, olive oil doesn't even sound real anymore.
It's called semantic satiation
@@Guirko and its so damn weird
@@hidan407 Language is pretty weird in general if you think about it
Ollie vull
right !? hahah
i picture him as a batman villain, locked up in arkham. and his whole identity is some kind of psychotic olive oil loving/addicted former chef.
jamie oliver
Hehehehe!!
I’ve been looking for Marco’s olive oil soup recipe everywhere! Thanks!
“A little bit of olive oil”
Olive Oil: *GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*
💀💀💀
LMAO IM DEAD MSMSKSKFMFNNDNWNENEMDNDNCNCJCJXJXJ
Lmao
@@EmirFaruk oo hoşgeldin dknndnd
Olive oil si better than butter
“A little more olive oil” **glug glug glug glug glug glug glug glug**
And two shots of Waaatka 😀
2 shots of- *_olive oil_*
translation
*halpp....uurkk..gujjj... make it stapp....*
Oh my god glug glug glug thats the funniest sound described by word in my entire life
Dude why did I read this comment at the exact moment it was going *glug glug glug glug*
Man, that first clip where he says “a tiny bit of olive oil” and then absolutely drowns the soup in it makes me laugh.
Honestly, watching Marco and a few other people cook has caused me to use oil a lot more liberally, and yeah. It works. Oil just makes stuff taste better.
Just dont overdo jt
@@bugpopper9446just a little bit of olive oil
Wouldn't that make it all taste like...olives?
It really doesn't. It just makes stuff taste like olive oil. It's like people putting cumin, garlic, and paprika in everything because they think it makes them good chefs.
@@bbbbbbb51"it's like people putting stuff that taste good in their food" lmao
"generous amount of olive oil" and "a little bit of olive oil" are twins
Corporate needs you to find the difference
It also has the same energy as 2 shots of vodka
And let's not forget "a splash of olive oil"
Its Chef Marco he could put a gallon and still be right
th-cam.com/video/dh2IVTSlnh4/w-d-xo.html
I'm sorry. There's a bit of food in my olive oil.
I laughed hard
I just laughed so hard 😂
Hall of Fame comment.
"A bit of olive oil, I need more please"
Stolen comment
He's responsible for the increasing price in oil not the Russia-Ukraine war.
I like the idea that all of these dishes are from the same course. imagine all of that on your dinner table
I'm Italian and confirm that's a little bit of olive oil.
non esiste un concetto di troppo olio d'oliva.👍👍
@@AJ-ox8xy specialmente nell'aglio e olio :D
@@JohnDoe-dj3lw SI!!!!
I'm Spanish and I don't see any problem here
I am an Arab and I confirm that too
“bit of olive all”
“bit more oli vol”
“bit of o live awl”
“splash of volleyball”
bito voli voil
It needs a bit more olivol
Your name is the best
you forgot about generous amount of volleyball
Ov oh
“Sir there is food in my olive oil”
Man gave his 3* back to finally be able to use the amount of olive oil he wanted to all along.
He slicks his hair with olive oil when nobody is looking.
Lol I’m sorry but I love your name haha
Na he does it in plain sight haha
guaranteed
I used to do that... it’s actually really good for your hair
Meeminator wtf
He’s not really saying “olive oil,” he’s saying “I love oil”
He sounds like the United States
Needs to be the top comment
The subtitles say volleyball 😂🏐
Good one :D
Lmao
Reminds me of "a little butter" where the chef proceeds to dump three entire blocks of butter into the dish.
and that "one shot of vodka" and the lady proceeds to pour half the bottle of vodka in
three of these cuts were from one video! the rustic vegetable soup
I think you mean "rustic oil soup" 😂😂
This singular chef is responsible for 25% of Italy’s olive oil exports
WTF ? thats not really funny
LOL I died
Lol
Yes I confirm
Only 25%, I demand a recount. 😄
Wife: Where did all the money in our savings go?
Chef: Just a little bit of Olivol
*Where
A good Italian extra virgin olive oil cost around 13 dollars /litre
@@giuseppeladisa349 in Germany we pay up to 28 per litre 😂🇩🇪
@@mrupermad 28 dollars?,
What's the point of it's expensive.. it's supposed to be a daily or every other day use. Ppl would be bankrupt after keep on buying it. No thank u.
I found these videos of Marco funny until I lived with Italians in a shared house. Never in my life have I seen so much oil consumed. It was unbelievable 😅
Can never be enough, one of the most essential items in cooking.
right, and its fantastically healthy and absolutely delicious.
Normal person: Olive Oil
Chef: *Olivol*
Marco Pierre White didn’t earn 2 michelin stars by the age of 28 to be called “chef”
@@ben-ve3kr what are we supposed to call him then? God? He's still a chef
snake yeah I’m sorry they should’ve said “olive oil guy”
@@l.k5244 a chef is a professional cook in a kitchen. He doesn't do that anymore. Not as a job. He prefers to just be called Marco and doesn't like being called chef.
@@l.k5244 well we call Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay instead of chef so idk.
This is the high class version of “Two Shots of Vodka” lady
+
You should see Jamie Oliver. This guy got nothing on Jamie Oliveoil
Plot twist: olive oil has intoxicating effects on people who make more than [insert here whatever the threshold income for being rich is]
they need to collab
Splash of olive oil
Love how he spills it somewhere else at the end
The automatic subtitles are calling it volleyball 😂😂😂
0:55 geniusmanofvolleyball
Gymratlifting 😂
Give this man da volley ball
what is heard can be unheard
Can’t unhear
Hahhaahahahahahah
"little bit of olivol"
*Proceeds to decrease the world's oil reserve by half
Momen Zalat lmao
**America wants to know your location**
*olivol* 💀
0:32
wtf lmao you do realize oil doesn't just come from the earth right?
Okay but deadass the sound of that last dish bubbling away made me incredibly hungry.
I subscribed to this channel (since 2019) only for this clip 😂 once in a month I came here to see this and read comments, every time comments felt funny🤣
And I don't know why am I commenting this right now....
I think I drank generous amount of olive oil today, marco must be proud of me😂
nice
If your bottle of olive oil is not half gone by the time you finish cooking your dish you're doing it wrong.
Jombo lol
Jombo, Smelly farts come every day.
Don’t whiff them. This causes them.
that's a tongue twister
B-but I'm only cooking two over easy eggs?!
@@CreamyAlbafica *still get the whole bottle of olive oil in those eggs*
Doctors preformed a drug test Marco, And apparently they found traces of blood in his olive oil stream.
Lmaooooo 😭
I thought I was prepared for the punch line, but "olive oil stream" still made my drink come out my nose.
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
😭😭😭😭😭
impossible
This man turned a stock pot empire into a shadow olive oil empire
Marco: just add a little olive oil
Also Marco: makes it so the meal is practically swimming in olive oil
"Tiny bit of olive oil"
"Little bit of Olivol"
"Little bit more awlivul"
"Dash of lolivul"
"and a bottle of volleyball"
@@Lord_Viscerate no
@@Lord_Viscerate loli oil
Loooool
Kyrie Espayos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Copied comment.
It took me about 30 seconds to realize these were all separate clips and I was so lost on what he was trying to cook...
Same roflmfao
Conor Barrett Bahahaha 😂
it took me the whole vid and 15 minutes in the comment section 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's the end of the video *and I just noticed this comment and I didn't even know..*
I thought he was just making a ten course meal..
I laughed so hard with your comment😂😂😂
Marco: A tiny bit of olive oil
Also Marco: Proceeds to empty half the bottle
The closed captions keep thinking he’s saying “volleyball” lmao
When he went for a “generous amount of olive oil” I felt genuine fear
not gonna lie, I cackled when I read this comment
@@Bear-pw7nu mega mind over here.
@@Bear-pw7nu and u didnt get the joke dumb fuck
Why
Im the 1,700th liker... made me giggle hehehe ♥️
Excuse me, waiter - there's some food in my olive oil
xD
LMAO😅
OMG
*olivol
waiter: "bitovolivool" *pours more olive oil*
him missing that last little bit of olivoil had me in tears bro
i love the tip "with oil in the pan ur meat wont stick to the pan" thx man
Marco before he leaves the house like: "wallet, keys, jacket, emergency olive oil"
*primary olive oil, secondary olive oil, emergency olive oil, extra emergency olive oil, and olive oil drinking glass
No need for car keys, he just pours oil on the road and slips to his destination
Hahhahahhahahhahhahah
😂😂😂😂
And Emergency Knoxx Stockpots just to be sure.
"Little bit of olive oil"
... Turns the bottle completely upside down
Tim Pallarino nice
and *shakes vigorously*
I made your likes into 999...
@@MohanKumar-sc4jk I made your likes into 1000 ! oups ! Why it doesnt wanna turn
Music Account Its still a shit ton. I barely turn olive oil all the way upside down because it will literally overflow my pan.
"A tiny bit of olive oil" dumbledore said calmly
I have no idea why this format works.
The only video of marco with no stock pot jokes
"splash of olive oil"
*proceeds to deplete Iran of its resources*
Lmaooooo 😂😂😂
Does Iran produce olive oil?
Aren't the classic olive oil countries Italy and greece?
@hugh jaynus99 No, I just wamted to correct the original comment without seeming mean
@@tychoderkommentator2989 r/wooosh
Nah the Middle East
when he said "a generous amount of olive oil" i was expecting him to crack the bottle open like an egg and just pour the entire bottle of oil into the pan.
Omg hahahaha
Lmfaoo
Jacqueline Liu best comment, found it 😂
Dude i started to choke when i red yr comment
Gosh, kitchen humor is the best
I found this way funnier than I should have
Dougdoug's gonna love this dude
o l i v o l
:0
Agree
:)
@@ziq9250 симит од кај бабите у чаир
@@ljubomirjakimovski3899 i dont speak moon runes sorry
"Excuse me sir, there's a soup in my olive oil "
*Olivol
Haha
👁👄👁
LMFAOOOO IM DEADD BRUV
@levi ackerman Heichou? Learning how to cook?
When the olive oil bottle went 'glug glug' I felt that
Love the spill at the end
i bet the camera man was a retired sniper
Underrated comment unfortunately
this is the only comment that made me laugh out loud in this section, well done.
I didnt get the joke
@@sultanag3612 I tried making a comment explaining it to you, but it ruins the joke so i decided against it.
@@Labroidas oh come on dont leave me hanging like this i swear i will laugh u can delete it 30 min after u post it
Every time he says "a little bit of olive oil", I just imagine he's referring to what's going to be left in the bottle.
Had a good laugh at this one. Everyone please upvote this into oblivion! 🤣
LOL
Not to be confused with when he has to use the left over from a new bottle.
This IS a little bit of olive oil! Aren't the (British-)Italians stingy? You should go to Greece to see what A LOT of olive oil means.
ahahahahahaha
Marco: a little bit of olive oil
Gordon: a little bit of wine
I see that marco had taught gordon well
I imagine there's hair in his meals too. 'It just gives you that mediterranean...'
Monthly costs: electricity, gas, water, olive oil.
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Olive oil $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
My girlfriend is Greek, this is pretty much real for me.
@@calebsmith6792 you don’t need food
@@mooncharlie2184 correct, just more olive oil.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
0:56 “chinist valla volla voil”
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
In case anyone is actually confused (and I'm not sure anybody is), he's saying "generous amount of olive oil," but he's shortening it down quite a lot to where it sounds so strange!
This is my favorite comment
I’m crying
@@jobeanie123 English is my second language so yeah I was confused with what he said
Marco: “a little bit of olivoil”
Gordon: “but seasoned with salt and pepper”
Imagine if that man was a gearhead in the mechanic industry xD
Regular people : Hand sanitizer
This guy : Little bit of olivool
Hue coroonavvimrus
The virus can no longer stick to your hand
The germs just slide off like it's on olive oil, which it is.
Yes I put hand sanitizer on my food
@@dominicselbow2001 lol, perfect
Gordon : hot pan, olive oil
Marco : Just alidibidofolivol
Djusosjdiej just take my stupid like, I’ll go die of laughter in a corner
Bro I’m shocked I read that perfectly 😂😂😂😂
Spot on 😂
Olive oil is not good at high heat it’s smoke point is low
@@unnamedchannel1237 lol
Guys, I think what I'm getting from this is that Marco loves his olive oil.
A little olive oil: *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug* *glug*
Generous amount of olive oil: *slowly backs up a moving van full of olive oil into kitchen*
beep beep beep 😂
gulag gulag gulag
A little bit of vooleivul: *_BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB_*
Lololxd
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:50 I swear I thought he was going to take an olive oil bottle off his pocket
Mork02 is that not where you keep your olive oil ? I keep my mayo in my left pocket 😂
i thought he did take it out of his pocket before seeing your comment
I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually did to be honest. If the dude was a magician he would straight up be pulling bottles of olive oil from his hat
He DID search for the bottle on his back pocket
p normal. I keep my spaghetti in my left pocket
Random person: I'm gonna eat my cereal with milk.
Marco: I'm gonna eat my cereal with a tiny bit of olive oil
How's this only had 12 million views?
So him being Gordon Ramsay's teacher is the reason why Gordon's "Splash of olive oil" is actually half a bottle
Yea just a splash and half the bottle is gone
This is just something chefs do.
If it isn't steak or burgers, completely fucking douse the food in olive oil or butter to make it edible.
and BUTTER! all u need to transform ur regular home-cooked meal to a top restaurant’s meal is just an extra touch of butter & olive oil 😆
Gordon:"Tiny knob of butter"
@@justyourtypicalweeb1943 *tosses half of France's butter supply into the pan*
I swear his "little bit of olive oil" and "generous amount of olive oil" were the same amount
rsarin18 little bit was more
Just a little bit of generous amount of olive oil
The Generous one should be 1-2 bottle of it
"Little" umm i think u put too less ;) *glug glug glug* there perfect
Marco "Olive oil"
My subtitle "volleyball"
As a man of Irish-Polish background, I can attest to the idea that olive oil makes anything taste better without even being of Italian descent myself
Wife: were out of lube
Marco: just a little bit of olive oil
a tiny but of olivul
I would give you a like, but right now you have 69. I don't want to ruin it for you.
Lmaooo
I heard his voice.
Hahahahahahahaha. Fuck.
“a tiny bit of olive oil”
*glug glug glug glug*
quality comment
*olivol
Lmfao
One shot of vodka lady
@@pachiroth7848 *two
This man single handedly keeps big olivol in business
I have now mastered the art of using a little bit of olive oil, thank you chef. XD
This man singlehandedly saves the Greek economy by buying all the olive oil.
RedDinoRawr 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️
@Alex Its a joke, I know how olive oil is mostly sold in Greece.
RedDinoRawr no you don’t
@@GhostOfJohnLennon My uncle and my grandfather happen to produce olive oil their whole lives...... So I kinda do......
RedDinoRawr no
I think he used 5 bottles too little olive oil. Actually, what you want to do is throw the dish away and just consume olive oil.
🤤🤤
It's olvial
@@Romanchan-dg8nm yeah sorry auto-correct got me
@@verysucculent oh no ur fine, it's just his accent
Hahaha
Only person who can go toe to toe with Gordan 😂😂😂😂 what else do u expect from the world's most elite chefs
Dumbledore said calmly
He forgot the most important ingredient: 2 shots of vodka
That's...not the joke...
And a cube or two of Knorr bouillon.
*GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG*
@@realhoangtrump4440 r/wooosh
Ahhh @sydneyStreets I see you are a fan of Papa Boris
"Just a tad bit of ulive ouhl"
*proceeds to depletes Iraq's resources*
Hahahah.
0:19 is that a lot? the jokes ain't funny if it's not true
@@gianpablobacherozzi3081 who hurt you lol
Gianpablo Bacherozzi you literally picked the one with the least olive oil
@@nothavingit8242 0:16 around 2 teaspoon (not much), 0:20 around 1 teaspoon, 0:24 atleast 2 teaspoons, 0:33 less than a spoon, 0:41 full spoon, 0:52 less than a spoon.
as you can see it's not a lot, so the joke isn't funny, even this video isn't funny, you probably use half of the quantity in this ENTIRE video in a week, so the joke is bad
As a Greek I assure you this doesn't seem excessive at all and my mother uses way more.
Now we know where Ramsay got his obsession with *OLIVOIL* from
Marco has taught me that a “little bit of Olivol” could really mean anywhere from a teaspoon to 3 cups on your food.
come to tunisia, we learn that at birth lol
its really your choice. Maybe even a knorr olivol flavoured stock pot?
@@Amm17ar that's an insult to olive oil
@@chawkichalladia1812 Thats an insult to Knorr stock pot
@@Amm17ar we can fight to the death and the one left standing gets to decide. gladiator style for the sake of olive oil pride.
This man single handedly carried the Greek economy after their recession
650th like
Deserved more likes
Marco pierre white. A real famous chef
I'm from Greece I can approve 😂😂
That made me laugh, thank you 😂
Marco taught Gordon how to cook yet Gordon really dislikes a lot of oil
Your video will make a fine addition to my "TH-cam algorithm strikes again" collection