Eleven Raccoons Stuck Inside Porch

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  • @Wolfpaw7000
    @Wolfpaw7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4773

    I love how the dude outside just yells "HUGE!"

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      fragmentas. They are getting kicked out of the house and fat shamed on their way out, marvellous 😂

    • @Notsofunnyman217
      @Notsofunnyman217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      THICC

    • @SamtheBravesFan
      @SamtheBravesFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Grannvale Flame Emperor Probably, but it's still funny. :)

    • @Tamarix684
      @Tamarix684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Grannvale Flame Emperor Absolutely!

    • @nocturnal7345
      @nocturnal7345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Grannvale Flame Emperor No, they get fat to appear cuter to humans, it's their way of deceiving us, and yeah, it's working.

  • @akz_3431
    @akz_3431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4066

    Man: makes them leave
    Raccoons: *FORMS DEFENSIVE LAYER*

  • @rynfornow3411
    @rynfornow3411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    “If we sit in the corner long enough maybe he’ll disappear.”

    • @MazzMasserati
      @MazzMasserati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's exactly how some of us try to solve our problems *x* xd

    • @austbob7161
      @austbob7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But they are able to survive in the wild? You can see they are living with enough food so they are able to stay warm if they congregate together like in the video

    • @davidortiz9346
      @davidortiz9346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don worry humans are weird they will not see us sir he a has a stick

    • @nguyenpham3593
      @nguyenpham3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @يوسف أحمد you can't keep them they are wild animals. Nature finds its way so they wouldn't die in most cases

    • @Jay-cn3js
      @Jay-cn3js 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Faimp4 "TELL ME WHERE U ARE JOSH!!!"

  • @AegoEzroh
    @AegoEzroh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2059

    The ones in the wall were like “if we don’t move he’ll forget about us”

    • @leonti0027
      @leonti0027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      *man remembers*
      Raccoons: "shit boys lezgo"

    • @itsravt
      @itsravt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      stop! 😂

    • @nemmygirl737
      @nemmygirl737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      convinced me

    • @T12J7
      @T12J7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Two of them went inside the wall in the video, but when he opened it there was three. I bet the one who was there first was thinking that _You gave my location away_

    • @AegoEzroh
      @AegoEzroh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@T12J7 lmao u right

  • @freddykingofturtles
    @freddykingofturtles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2946

    He's like a dad sending his chunky lazy Racoons to school.

  • @dricoirving3236
    @dricoirving3236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4816

    they don't look scared. they just look like they don't want to leave lol

    • @purplekillerpenguin
      @purplekillerpenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      They had a nice place indoors now they have to find new shelter when its snowing and freezing outside

    • @thatcringystuffyt5472
      @thatcringystuffyt5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      notlikeyou lol

    • @thatcringystuffyt5472
      @thatcringystuffyt5472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Raccoons 🦝 are funny 😂

    • @loouul7167
      @loouul7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @jin_cotl
      @jin_cotl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      notlikeyou WE’LL BE BACK! SOON YOU’LL SEE!!! YOU’LL REMEMBER THAT YOU BELONGED TO MEEEE! YOU’LL BE BACK, TIME WILL TELL! OR I’LL SEND A FULLY ARMED BATTALION TO REMIND YOU OF MY LOVE! DADADADADADAYADA!

  • @domsto4463
    @domsto4463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4612

    I love it. At first you think "oh he's a professional, he sure will have special equipment and such" then you see him poking them with a stick until they get annoyed and leave.

    • @olebeezie5653
      @olebeezie5653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      That's what I was thinking until he started in with the stick! Then I thought "Hey, I know how to do a raccoon removal. I have a broom handle that will work perfectly! 😅

    • @van5395
      @van5395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That was really funny tho

    • @krypix
      @krypix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Best plan ever

    • @princexa-1289
      @princexa-1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dom sto thats a metal stick

    • @Kuriboh1008
      @Kuriboh1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Blood Beryl megamind

  • @AndragonLea
    @AndragonLea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Love how they just watched the other ones get tossed out and went "surely he's not gonna kick ME out, right? I'm obviously adorable!"

    • @rickyricardo9710
      @rickyricardo9710 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      especially the one lounging on its back waiting for belly rubs or smthn lol

  • @Madfattdeeb
    @Madfattdeeb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3285

    Those were some calm and well feed raccoons. Every one of then was chubby, cute and non-aggressive.

    • @swag_birb6706
      @swag_birb6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Well it did seem like they were Canadians...

    • @saltedquackers5264
      @saltedquackers5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Cute, until all eleven retaliate and come through the back foot ripping the man to shreds

    • @campernocamping1
      @campernocamping1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@saltedquackers5264 "Where's your stick now old man?"

    • @Choosafunga777
      @Choosafunga777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@campernocamping1 In reality they were just vibing then got kicked out.

    • @ScreenSummaryy
      @ScreenSummaryy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's gonna be cute when you get rabies smh

  • @meltdown3340
    @meltdown3340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19278

    Alternative Title: Man pokes Fat Raccoons with a stick.

  • @cizrek
    @cizrek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4938

    Those raccoons are the most polite raccoons ever. They did not hiss, no taunting, no screaming, They just were like ... polite af. lol.

    • @RexGalilae
      @RexGalilae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Obligatory Canadian joke

    • @ladybabe6958
      @ladybabe6958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      maybe they are thicc and lazy

    • @valeryzaruba5276
      @valeryzaruba5276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      They are as fat as Americans

    • @Mr.pizza0
      @Mr.pizza0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Valery Zaruba nice try but we’re definitely fatter than them

    • @GoldenGrub
      @GoldenGrub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They politefully overstayed their welcome!!

  • @bigchicken4135
    @bigchicken4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I love how the sheer chonkiness of the raccoons gives away their position when in the wall after they just end up breaking it and they look awkwardly at the man

  • @alecchang4626
    @alecchang4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9132

    They’re like students waiting in line to give presentations but they don’t want to give presentations

    • @paulkazimierzdanisz5152
      @paulkazimierzdanisz5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      That wouldn't be limited to students 😁

    • @ByllionBucks
      @ByllionBucks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Or look like waiting in line for the heart Attack grill

    • @charon_lix
      @charon_lix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stop being gay you're embarassing your parents

    • @commwarrior7228
      @commwarrior7228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No way xD

    • @squares4u
      @squares4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Tig ol' Bitties Aww but my parents LIKE that I’m gay :(

  • @pauldavis5665
    @pauldavis5665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5652

    None of those raccoons have ever missed a meal by the looks of it lol 😂

    • @jenuwinmoore9258
      @jenuwinmoore9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Paul Davis
      Hey Paul, I like your name.

    • @Rude_Boi
      @Rude_Boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jenuwin Moore
      Hey Jenuwin, I like your name.

    • @jenuwinmoore9258
      @jenuwinmoore9258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Rude_Boi
      Aww! Thank you hunny.

    • @helloasroma
      @helloasroma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@jenuwinmoore9258 Hey Joonowinzzksk, I like your mane.

    • @ckokomo808
      @ckokomo808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They’re eating on a hobbit schedule with America an portion sizes!

  • @jo_7l
    @jo_7l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3665

    When he broke the part of the wall down and 3 of them just stood there awkwardly I laughed so hard

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The cant see us if we dont move!

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That wall was *stuffed* with fat raccoons 😂😂😂

    • @Jason75913
      @Jason75913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same here

    • @icyfendi7903
      @icyfendi7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Jason75913 watching this video made me feel weird, like they are so fat idkdkdk

    • @tmccz1940
      @tmccz1940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Six year old me getting caught opening the cookie jar

  • @chadnorris8257
    @chadnorris8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    The title says they're stuck, but they seemed quite content to be there.

    • @tiffanykuo4256
      @tiffanykuo4256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Totally.
      You're right.
      Probably very cozy and warm there. Looks like winter maybe? They look extra big and fluffy and huddled.

  • @phantom10
    @phantom10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3164

    They are like:
    If I don't see him, he doesn't see me...

    • @smwfreak1647
      @smwfreak1647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      " *WALLBREAKS* "

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@smwfreak1647 LEG IT!

    • @Infested_Terran
      @Infested_Terran 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just ignore him he’ll go away

    • @furydeath
      @furydeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      one likes he can't get me in there hey get out this is my spot!!

    • @InspectorSplatter
      @InspectorSplatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s me and my friend when we’re skipping class and we hear someone walking up the staircase we’re hiding in thinking it’s a teacher or principle but 90% of the time it’s a kid 😂

  • @Ashe-Dawn
    @Ashe-Dawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8274

    I laughed so hard when the wall bursted open and revealed 3 more chonks.

    • @Sarah.Riedel
      @Sarah.Riedel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      That one hanging on to the wall for dear life had me in hysterics lol 😂

    • @Ashe-Dawn
      @Ashe-Dawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @Hype. it actually is and listed in the dictionary, it's just considered informal.

    • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
      @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      RELEASE THE CHONKS

    • @youngsharmuta3691
      @youngsharmuta3691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ayyy lmao

    • @trashbanditraccoon5168
      @trashbanditraccoon5168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We are not chonk we are skinny hooman

  • @FruitlessPhoenix
    @FruitlessPhoenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4139

    Calls professional just for him to poke them with a stick till they get mildly annoyed and leave.

    • @jeffc1347
      @jeffc1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      That will be $500 thank you

    • @sauceup713ayye7
      @sauceup713ayye7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@jeffc1347 lmfao

    • @florianpeter7045
      @florianpeter7045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      He graduated on the racoon university special degree in poking

    • @juletlandret6329
      @juletlandret6329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Seriously I'd just do it myself 🤦 or wear a well padded suit and just grab them

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      to be fair he was risking being attacked by them

  • @vexmyth0clast
    @vexmyth0clast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    They’re so damn cute, I’d feel so bad for even disturbing them. I have a soft spot for cute chubby animals.

    • @OHYS
      @OHYS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Same if i owned the house i would have just let them stay there

    • @anonco1907
      @anonco1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ToroMc Toro No I don't think he is, I'd do what I always do with wild animals I'd ignore them

    • @anonco1907
      @anonco1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ToroMc Toro Shouldn't that be the other way around? if it's in a public place it's dangerous but if it's your private property that's fine? Public area's like a park or somewhere else they could bite bystanders, someones kids etc but on your porch you know where they are and can take responsibility, monitor and safely keep your distance.

    • @anonco1907
      @anonco1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I've seen coyotes, bobcats and copperheads right outside my door, I just sweet talk them or ignore them. I don't think people should think too much into it.

    • @anonco1907
      @anonco1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ToroMc Toro U mad bro?

  • @coulombicdistortion1814
    @coulombicdistortion1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    Those are the most well fed trash pandas I've ever seen.

  • @KobaAM
    @KobaAM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2386

    Imagine how annoyed when you're just all nice and warm hanging out and sleeping with your friends and family and some guy just comes in and makes everyone leave.

    • @rellrell9144
      @rellrell9144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      N starts poking😂😂

    • @forfreedom2786
      @forfreedom2786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Hi 👋 I’m sorry to ruin your day but that’s how the Palestinians felt

    • @Y3ll0wSm0k3
      @Y3ll0wSm0k3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      For Freedom who.....asked?

    • @KlaussMarcellus
      @KlaussMarcellus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Y3ll0wSm0k3 I did

    • @williamtang899
      @williamtang899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      For Freedom hope y’all get the right to return, free Palestine!
      also let the raccoons back in, they’re good bois

  • @DarkComatose15
    @DarkComatose15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2108

    They weren’t even hissing they’re totally friendly 😂

    • @stopitskiiiuuup4006
      @stopitskiiiuuup4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      They were just cold and hungry man...such a fat family i would've kept all of them

    • @AstrumVerith
      @AstrumVerith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Canadian Raccoons are as friendly as the local humans.

    • @LARRYLARRY704
      @LARRYLARRY704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@stopitskiiiuuup4006 I'm with you man I would've been like these are my raccoons now lol

    • @stopitskiiiuuup4006
      @stopitskiiiuuup4006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@LARRYLARRY704 now I want a pet racoon! Lol

    • @spiritualdawg3623
      @spiritualdawg3623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alana Benitez yea he so couldve picked em up

  • @TinkerTailorSoldier1
    @TinkerTailorSoldier1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    He only caught 2 going into the wall. If they didn’t go in there, the 3rd might have gotten away with staying inside.

    • @CJ-tc7xh
      @CJ-tc7xh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I noticed

  • @airforcemarkmg
    @airforcemarkmg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    i lost it when the wall came apart. Like i can imagine them saying "dammit Freddy your fat ass got us caught" lol

    • @Usthereout
      @Usthereout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      they're so fat. I died

    • @zinussan50
      @zinussan50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It always Freddy who spoiled them. Hahaha 🤣🤣

    • @mazzb305
      @mazzb305 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @DaKotaArielCristally
      @DaKotaArielCristally 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I laughed so much ahah thanks 😂

    • @sbu4846
      @sbu4846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Freddy"😭😭😭

  • @moosejuice2166
    @moosejuice2166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +963

    I like how humane removal is just poking them and saying "time to go"

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well at least you dont have to be bitten by them by using a stick

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tough job :)

    • @DeuceGenius
      @DeuceGenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i would have kicked them like fat footballs

    • @Allisonlikescats
      @Allisonlikescats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      DeuceGenius That’s horrible!! Why the fuck would you do that?! 😭

    • @MegaEricPham
      @MegaEricPham 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't know why but that sounds like a Canada thing

  • @nuclearpony3518
    @nuclearpony3518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3179

    This a job? Where can I get paid to poke fat animals?

    • @chrisakaschulbus4903
      @chrisakaschulbus4903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      in a camp for fat people? ... ok, i go...

    • @prooxien549
      @prooxien549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL

    • @KizaruB
      @KizaruB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      All fun and games until somebody hires you to fend off a cougar

    • @melvinmadedx1658
      @melvinmadedx1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ꧁ ꧂ yes

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      ꧁ ꧂ we have a bunch of those in Texas. They’re usually enjoying half priced fajitas at Pappasitos on Wednesday

  • @gregorgoodman
    @gregorgoodman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love how he tore down the wall and there was just three more raccoons chillin in there

  • @karna9629
    @karna9629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    *LOOK AT ALL THOSE CHUNKY BOIS*

    • @mikfoi6369
      @mikfoi6369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sy Nc they thicc 😫

    • @contrnsmagnificndjoobngtaint
      @contrnsmagnificndjoobngtaint 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why just boys ?!?!?!?

    • @super-NRG
      @super-NRG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@contrnsmagnificndjoobngtaint actually it's even more retarded, because he spelled it wrong.

    • @pufferz6788
      @pufferz6788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@super-NRG woosh

    • @JFJD
      @JFJD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sy Nc *HECC*

  • @Zulu-Lemon
    @Zulu-Lemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3915

    Everyone’s body shaming these raccoons

    • @greenearthblueskies8556
      @greenearthblueskies8556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      lol

    • @ms.2578
      @ms.2578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alesin1992
      @alesin1992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      They're not fat, they're weight-challenged, thank you very much.

    • @PhantomQueenOne
      @PhantomQueenOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They have to get that fat to survive winter. They go into torpor and sleep most of the winter. By spring they will be 30% lighter, more if the winter is a very long and hard one.

    • @donnaharris8097
      @donnaharris8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

  • @paranoid1987
    @paranoid1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2515

    He poked with a stick while fat shaming them until they left.... lol

    • @SprocketScience1
      @SprocketScience1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Not too far off from what my mom does to get me off of the couch.

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Okay, this killed me, lol!

    • @kedoh75
      @kedoh75 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pretty cruel, eh?

    • @joaosoares-rr5mj
      @joaosoares-rr5mj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      funny, i do the same thing with feminists

    • @emmarose9884
      @emmarose9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They chubby babus

  • @cameronwitmer
    @cameronwitmer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    My granddaddy always said, “by the time the 11th raccoon gets stuck in your porch, you’ve started to let yourself go as a home owner.”

  • @stickuprondo582
    @stickuprondo582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    I like how they just walk out like “ you didn’t have to push me 😒”

    • @FlowingDepths
      @FlowingDepths 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That is exactly the vibe I got from this, lol.

    • @keithrees4755
      @keithrees4755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      they was also giving the looks on there faces you really want me to go outside but but but i don't want to go its to cold outside atm

    • @NexusPhotografi
      @NexusPhotografi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea lol

    • @kamaster1011
      @kamaster1011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sema6008
      @sema6008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha 😂

  • @leandrest-pierre299
    @leandrest-pierre299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3158

    The looks on their face while he’s poking them they’re like : ‘’why tho we just chillin‘’

    • @mario_maelt
      @mario_maelt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      yeah like teenagers in a mall

    • @shellywebb741
      @shellywebb741 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mario_maelt give me a shout out my name is Bella I will want to give you a whole bunch of like I really one mini lights from 100I know you are TH-camr and you might know the TH-camr I don't know okay my name is Bella hello videos so much

    • @xpsyclops6050
      @xpsyclops6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But mom...

    • @CocoTaveras8975
      @CocoTaveras8975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LoneWolf 1992 I know right. To be honest, I actually feel kind of bad for them!

    • @jaynenunya6070
      @jaynenunya6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@shellywebb741 what

  • @TheNastyPS
    @TheNastyPS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Imagine chilling with your homies and some huge dude comes to you and pokes you with a stick.

  • @TheLordir
    @TheLordir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Those raccoons are more pissed than scared. Their like "oh c'mon we just got here"

    • @proximitive3872
      @proximitive3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i can imagine rocket from gotg saying that

    • @skyfalldeadpool1633
      @skyfalldeadpool1633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine finding a perfect inhabited house to squatter in and the pesky human ruin for you.

  • @Divert486
    @Divert486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1932

    Imagine calling a professional just to see him poke racoons with a stick.

    • @MarketResearchReading114
      @MarketResearchReading114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      He's got insurance in case they bite and he needs a rabies vaccine probably just a matter of who's insurance covers what, so they hire this guy.

    • @omniyambot9876
      @omniyambot9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MarketResearchReading114 lmao getting a vaccine after getting bitten

    • @beto8753
      @beto8753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Scared of one reacting and chew your face off

    • @solar0wind
      @solar0wind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@omniyambot9876 Yeah, I suppose that guy has all the vaccines he needs for the job already.

    • @Fridelain
      @Fridelain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh.
      I charge good money for plugging in a printer.

  • @HelenaRedgrave
    @HelenaRedgrave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10047

    "So what do you do for a living?"
    "I poke chonky boyes"

    • @rinzxc8857
      @rinzxc8857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @LeGM boyes*

    • @farmageddon2978
      @farmageddon2978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      this funny lol

    • @Stainnlesss
      @Stainnlesss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this

    • @quilt...
      @quilt... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jolyne 👀

    • @jhowardsupporter
      @jhowardsupporter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't know what he needed the stick for to move these fluffers. Be a man and use your hands. You know this coward has nightmares about killer balls of fluff coming to get him.

  • @MC-ko2mx
    @MC-ko2mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    I loved how he was giving out directions "c'mon", "go on", "out the front", "not in the wall", and "the other way", while those chonkers just stared at him and refused to move.

    • @MC-ko2mx
      @MC-ko2mx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Vanessa Torres I don't want to fat shame raccoons, but these guys did look like they'd never missed a meal in their lives LOL

    • @KhalidAli-kz1it
      @KhalidAli-kz1it 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      M C 😂😂

    • @annamay3707
      @annamay3707 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MC-ko2mx you are fat shaming them!🤣🤣

  • @jayronalds7465
    @jayronalds7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Did i just witness a family of raccoons get evicted from their home ? Lol

    • @wosh253
      @wosh253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      they all got caught for breaking and entering looks like by their clothes they may have been robbing the place

    • @faith1361
      @faith1361 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @Lazris59
      @Lazris59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wosh253 jack jack thought the same

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2419

    Expectation: Using traps to catch them and then release them in the wild
    Reality: poking fat boys with a stick

    • @JavRexgteneg2pIift
      @JavRexgteneg2pIift 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Reality isn't always disappointing you see.

    • @JoshuaVaxe
      @JoshuaVaxe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanos: reality is often disappointing...

    • @jeanwren6990
      @jeanwren6990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You can't relocate b/c they can't make it outside the area they know. Trap and release is all that's allowed.

    • @niknik2777
      @niknik2777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugly naked guy from friends when they poke him with a chopstick poker device

    • @Bantoo00
      @Bantoo00 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

  • @josephsaliba79
    @josephsaliba79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    They are so well fed and human friendly, am guessing someone is taking care of them nearby.

    • @tankgirllovesroos
      @tankgirllovesroos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I thought the same thing. It's like they were wondering why the human was poking them with a stick. They responded the same way my dog does when he's scolded.

    • @199724
      @199724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Well fed? They are morbidly obese...

    • @sirvictorgreenblade9469
      @sirvictorgreenblade9469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coons🤣😈

    • @ZoroTV
      @ZoroTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah we have some wild raccoons frequently stuck in the garbage can, behaving and looking the same way

    • @iamsofia3782
      @iamsofia3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im guessing McDonald's

  • @hazah3
    @hazah3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    These are the fattest raccoons I have ever seen in my life

    • @Evie-ih5nx
      @Evie-ih5nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      yea they a little bit chonky

    • @luiseduardofontes33
      @luiseduardofontes33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OH BOI THEY THICC

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You haven't seen many raccoons

    • @nightvisiongoggles
      @nightvisiongoggles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @danny boy Judging from the accent it's Canada

    • @Yu-mn4od
      @Yu-mn4od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is it real that all people from usa are fat ?

  • @RayneSaltair
    @RayneSaltair ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first ever video I watched from your channel. I still go back and watch it a few times a year.

  • @seanriley1603
    @seanriley1603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    I feel so sorry for them. They’re just a bunch squatters saying “Come on man! It’s cold outside. We just want a warm place to get out of the cold.”

    • @hyperdiper5067
      @hyperdiper5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      yeah they don't look like trapped at all.
      I bet some racoon hater was like, "these racoons were surviving inside this porch, better call someone to get them outta there so they die from cold"

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@hyperdiper5067 The front door was closed. They were probably too fat to climb back out of the window they came through

    • @hyperdiper5067
      @hyperdiper5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Leto_0 Racoons are smarter than that, they would've found ways to leave, trust me

    • @sarahp19711
      @sarahp19711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes is true poor raccoons

    • @joanbaczek2575
      @joanbaczek2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Raccoons are dangerous in a house cuz they tend to rip up wires in the attic then a fire starts and they die in fires to. Raccoon to comfy with people can become a real safety issue and even deadly to people if the poor thing contracts rabies at anytime. Raccoon can transmit rabies up to 18 mos before first symptom.

  • @DodderingOldMan
    @DodderingOldMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Damn, they're adorable. I know they can be a nuisance, but coming from a country where they don't exist, I can only see the cuteness...

    • @neonmajora8454
      @neonmajora8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      DodderingOldMan It's crazy, I've lived in a place with raccoons my whole life and only saw one this year.

    • @jileel
      @jileel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      We have some racoons in the area. They rarely cause any trouble. They may mess w/ the garbage sometimes but thats all really.

    • @faceless2302
      @faceless2302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      They're all cute and adorable until you hear the story about the woman who lost her arm to one

    • @bigsealfan9579
      @bigsealfan9579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Pareidolia pretty biased to say that, cats are the most widespread invasive species, hypercarnivores that kill over a billion birds every year in the US alone, but let's judge raccoons

    • @nwojunkie
      @nwojunkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      imagine if they all rushed him when he began poking them.

  • @blackgem12
    @blackgem12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +972

    As someone who has had a pet raccoon, it’s honestly funny seeing them not be so aggressive to the stick, although them being Canadian raccoons probably explains that. That and then being such Chonky boys adds to the odd hilarity.

    • @blastech4095
      @blastech4095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      is your one aggressive?

    • @Thecyberknight1
      @Thecyberknight1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@blastech4095 ive help domesticate raccoons for a while, just like dogs and cats you must spay and neuter them, then they're like chonky fur friends.

    • @4EverCanela
      @4EverCanela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Are Canadian raccoons not aggressive cuz I have a lot in my area and I find them so cute

    • @wyv_3rn
      @wyv_3rn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How is it like living with a chonker? I always thought raccoons were pretty cute but everyone says they’re like the garbage versions of dogs-

    • @Ingaingaweloveanimals
      @Ingaingaweloveanimals 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Instead of anger they were more dragging there feet like awww do we have tooo

  • @itspepperryyyy3200
    @itspepperryyyy3200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When they three of them fell out of the wall, that one got me 😂

    • @Lazris59
      @Lazris59 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was like a comedy

  • @Lessembarrassingman
    @Lessembarrassingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Imagine some guy breaking into what you think is your house and then he pokes you with a stick until you leave and during this the guy has the nerve to call you “tubs”

    • @GOML1112
      @GOML1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and this guy has the nerve to say he 'rescued' you

    • @sleshstamp
      @sleshstamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Alright, jesus, I'm going! Come on!"

    • @TheDuke4100
      @TheDuke4100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but they dont think its their house...they got stuck...this isnt disney

    • @Lessembarrassingman
      @Lessembarrassingman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason oh yeah I forgot

    • @Pikaton659
      @Pikaton659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason It looks to me like they were just trying to stay warm. If they were truly stuck, they wouldn’t have needed to be poked & prodded into leaving.

  • @Matok1
    @Matok1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1738

    I like how they all basically stop at the stairs, like "Oh geez, not stairs. oof"

    • @Ddarke11
      @Ddarke11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Take the stairs.
      Hate the stairs.
      SO MANY STAIRS!"

    • @AnimeSunglasses
      @AnimeSunglasses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "But it's COLD out!"

    • @treatb09
      @treatb09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh god, not these again.

    • @Dushine
      @Dushine 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahahaha basically!

    • @edschramm6757
      @edschramm6757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "STAIRS!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" - Claptrap 2012

  • @got2bcats
    @got2bcats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    He is so polite with them just nudging their pudgy butts out

  • @judithneeley5229
    @judithneeley5229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm so glad Joel saw the humor in that. They were just trying to cuddle up and stay warm away from the winter elements. Some guys would have been mean. Cute! Well done.

  • @MadStyle1911
    @MadStyle1911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11328

    The Chunky Bunch.

    • @duckman6541
      @duckman6541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Omg there are so fluffy and jiggly cute fatty

    • @sarahbrown5373
      @sarahbrown5373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@duckman6541 they were really cute, huddling together and trying to keep their home.

    • @Bolter024
      @Bolter024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *chonky

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch

    • @benitocamelastoda2074
      @benitocamelastoda2074 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      They are thicc

  • @suoaa
    @suoaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    Guardians of the galaxy vol 3. Rocket gets fat and finds his family.

    • @OddOneOut665
      @OddOneOut665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thor's Five-Year Laziness rubs off on him.

    • @M-1996A1
      @M-1996A1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LagiNaLangAko23 nobody runs in that family.

    • @garmenlin5990
      @garmenlin5990 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fat thor and fat rocket

    • @nenaj1
      @nenaj1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    Amazing how they aren't scared at all. Just annoyed.

    • @luislaurel5608
      @luislaurel5608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      minetruly yes because it is cold outside, they just want to sleep together and this man came to ruin the day

    • @zammmerjammer
      @zammmerjammer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Raccoons truly do not give a single fuck.
      Two waddled right into the kitchen of a friend of mine and refused to leave until they had eaten every piece of bread in the place.

    • @sloth1021
      @sloth1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      zammmerjammer they need to do what they need to do to survive

    • @maj1166
      @maj1166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sloth1021 i agree but i think they gave them a warm place to stay and probably some food before relocation

    • @josef5319
      @josef5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@zammmerjammer I can confirm. One morning I was going into the kitchen, just as I was nearing the kitchen this mofo raccoon comes running out with my bread...

  • @Un1verses_
    @Un1verses_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The way they're so non-aggressive, someone must've been feeding them. I like how his truck says "Humane Removal" too. Just poke em with a stick.

  • @ngankhong9029
    @ngankhong9029 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1633

    Are you sure those chunk bois are not fed by someone near there LOL

    • @understandingitall3927
      @understandingitall3927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Ngan Khong I thought that too...they are definitely being cared for by someone in the area, they are too healthy!!!

    • @shadowangle75
      @shadowangle75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      That late night dumpster diving and dog food...

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@shadowangle75 that dumpster snack be hitting good

    • @ghostdtx
      @ghostdtx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They are eating from dumpsters

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Probably eating from pet food dishes that are being left out on the porches at night. There were couple of rather large, chubby raccoons that were eating from our dishes some time ago.

  • @Mimi-ss3xx
    @Mimi-ss3xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    Raccoons: “we’ve been kicked out of better places.” 😂

    • @theshotmeister2639
      @theshotmeister2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You are tasty

    • @alkevinzmedia
      @alkevinzmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

    • @theshotmeister2639
      @theshotmeister2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Muhammad Baig thanks buddy lol

    • @theshotmeister2639
      @theshotmeister2639 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Muhammad Baig I don't usually say that to women on TH-cam, think I was just bored that day, but you're right, and I apologise

    • @S88-s8i
      @S88-s8i 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mimi 🤣🤣🤣

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1853

    Plot twist: they stole his van.

    • @notmyfield5391
      @notmyfield5391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Next video...11 raccoons removed from warm animal control van!

    • @angel-nv7jk
      @angel-nv7jk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And drove it to the nearest McDonalds

    • @onveteran3945
      @onveteran3945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "stoled"

    • @baguettelauncher8839
      @baguettelauncher8839 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notmyfield5391 LMAO

    • @EzekielPrado
      @EzekielPrado 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob too too lmao

  • @khaleesi888amazon5
    @khaleesi888amazon5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    AwwWww...😍🤩
    They are just the most fluffy cutest adorable cuddly racoons.
    That innocent masked faces
    🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +565

    😂 based on their size and relatively calm disposition, despite being repeatedly poked with a stick, they have had waaayyy too much positive human interaction. Makes for an entertaining encounter lol

    • @kaam..
      @kaam.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NSA it makes them more likely to approach humans who will try to kill them. So it's not great for them to be too trusting.

    • @Amarianee
      @Amarianee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kaam.. Thank you!
      *edit addition: it also makes it dangerous for people because they're more likely to attack than flee if agitated or want something you refuse to give them (typically food), and they're big carriers of rabies.

  • @xpsyclops6050
    @xpsyclops6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    The best part was that one raccoon that snitched the other two raccoons behind the wall

    • @hellz0yea0its0pablo
      @hellz0yea0its0pablo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      barely caught that lololol

    • @tompreller3705
      @tompreller3705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me and the bois when we get caught doin something illegal

    • @mustang0243
      @mustang0243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lol..ahhahaha
      raccoon : hiding behind cupboard
      Man : oh no you dont

    • @cedarparkrangerssc6296
      @cedarparkrangerssc6296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6ix9ine

  • @mocat1
    @mocat1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    That was far more entertaining than a clown car. “No, not in the wall.” 😂

    • @vinesauceobscurities
      @vinesauceobscurities 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ah, the dreaded wall raccoons.
      Lost it when the dry wall gave way from the chonk.

    • @user-pr6ed3ri2k
      @user-pr6ed3ri2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      read this as he said that

    • @ksb8760
      @ksb8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They’re so cute lol

  • @glocrowhurst
    @glocrowhurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I needed to explain to my UK partner what raccoons' personalities are like and I showed her this. Perfection.

  • @TessBla
    @TessBla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    “Come on tubs” I felt that 😂😂

  • @thelouster5815
    @thelouster5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2483

    For wild animals raccoons are generally well behaved.

    • @caio01gomes
      @caio01gomes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@joecaljapan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ramboassgoblin
      @ramboassgoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Last month I saw a raccoon steal someone's camera bag as they where getting in the car and leaving. He just hopped in the back right passenger seat grabbed then run for the mangroves.

    • @Condorthedude
      @Condorthedude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      they're considered a pest where I live

    • @Huntress_Hannah
      @Huntress_Hannah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Idk if you’ve ever met a raccoon but them things are dickheads

    • @billgreenly5522
      @billgreenly5522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Other than the fact that they are worse than possums

  • @cman472
    @cman472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    Clearly just interrupted a Raccoon Weight Watchers class

    • @mtracy244
      @mtracy244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think it was working lol.

    • @notsop1
      @notsop1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al As 57. That’s why you go to Weight Watchers.

  • @pamelasmith6221
    @pamelasmith6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That one towards the end in the corner was SO comfortable. He didn’t want to move. I don’t blame him. 😂

  • @jingd7750
    @jingd7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    The Second The wall fell down...
    Wall: Plop
    Racoons: “Stare”... Oh No
    RUNNNNNNNNNN

    • @RobertAnderson-ze9mu
      @RobertAnderson-ze9mu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol they didnt run without a gentle poking with a stick, perhaps it was cold outside

    • @jingd7750
      @jingd7750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks For Replying (๑・̑◡・̑๑)

    • @morningcoffeecat2271
      @morningcoffeecat2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha they are so cute 😹

    • @alexmarshall4331
      @alexmarshall4331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WADDLE WADDLE WADDLE 👉💤👈👉🙏

    • @megatonhammer4723
      @megatonhammer4723 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hilarious! thank you! haha

  • @PHRCpvh
    @PHRCpvh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1290

    Lockdown: ENDS
    Moms trying to make the family get outside:

    • @JonJoLen
      @JonJoLen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @veeeevo
      @veeeevo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      GOLD☠️

    • @meredithadams5495
      @meredithadams5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @MrBlubberbube
      @MrBlubberbube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      with someone standing outside: "look at this one, huge"

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5770

    Fatcoon gang.

  • @maceuniverse4125
    @maceuniverse4125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:14 The steady camera makes it look like an intro to a video game.

  • @bikesandcameras423
    @bikesandcameras423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I'm starting to think that house wasn't under construction, they just ate all of the furniture.

    • @odinssverd
      @odinssverd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Under deconstruction

    • @j-sant-animations8105
      @j-sant-animations8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PLOT TWIST! it’s a custom layout by the owner which was just a bunch of stacked raccoons under a large trench coat.

    • @beats0me
      @beats0me 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would explain why they were so big XD

  • @MrBigstick25
    @MrBigstick25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    Damn they look they’ve been on a steady diet of biscuits and gravy...lmao

  • @danishshaharin2236
    @danishshaharin2236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Plot twist : The racoon didn't pay the rent , that's why they're getting kicked out.

    • @cyberhexxcin
      @cyberhexxcin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH!

    • @syeikhaelfatih9429
      @syeikhaelfatih9429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      They'll pay the rent if he fix the damn door

    • @nhthuytruc
      @nhthuytruc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So that was against the law to kick them out because tenants should not be evicted during pandemic lol

    • @Re-gj3yk
      @Re-gj3yk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@syeikhaelfatih9429 Give me rent

    • @threegenders201
      @threegenders201 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The stick was a made guy and the raccoons weren't. Nothin they could do about it

  • @nomad8690
    @nomad8690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love when he says "look at this one!" He's surprised how thicc they are. Lol

  • @krystalsperfectteeth8194
    @krystalsperfectteeth8194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    But if you’re being honest with yourself they’re pretty cute... amirite?!

    • @msprettygirl984
      @msprettygirl984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      yes i want one as a pet lol

    • @oddp61
      @oddp61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yes they are! Especially when he pokes them and thier fat jiggles lol

    • @MarinaJBoyd
      @MarinaJBoyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Hotsam Noirchards I have a lot where I live, and they creep me out. Not only are they loud as f*** at night, but I will catch them staring at me from the shadows, or behind a bush like a peeping tom. They don't seem afraid of humans like many wild animals, and they are just too darn smart. I swear, they are plotting to pick my deadbolts.

    • @thelegendaryt-rex4763
      @thelegendaryt-rex4763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cute, fluffy, fat raccoons

    • @perlebabin7115
      @perlebabin7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes but they are demonic creatures

  • @tbone007
    @tbone007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7545

    It looks like these raccoons survived on nothing but cheesecake🍮🎂🧀

    • @MRBOOOYA
      @MRBOOOYA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      mmmmmm cheesecake

    • @Jubei1
      @Jubei1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Reminds me of Homer Simpson

    • @slice-o-life
      @slice-o-life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Cheesecake and walls

    • @taritznova9192
      @taritznova9192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂😂😂

    • @ckokomo808
      @ckokomo808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Truly American raccoons ;)

  • @tristan6509
    @tristan6509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    Plot twist: he owns those racoons and train them to sneak into people's houses so that he'll get a shit ton of cash

    • @user-dw3oy4ov9z
      @user-dw3oy4ov9z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      oh i want that job

    • @riodemark9999
      @riodemark9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      clever

    • @NwahWAttitude
      @NwahWAttitude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      isn't that basically the plot to "The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents"?

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      some people actually do that with pigeons/crows

    • @imtrippin6575
      @imtrippin6575 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lame plot twist. 👎 Try again

  • @pennyrobbins808
    @pennyrobbins808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are so gentle with these animals. WOW-10 BIG raccoons. Thanks for the video!

  • @General_Klytus
    @General_Klytus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    They are not Stuck inside....
    They are exercising Squatters Rights 😁

    • @rocker2961
      @rocker2961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LEADER I see you have just seen me Robinson too

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They don't exercise much at all if you ask me.

    • @MrTubularBalls
      @MrTubularBalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Moai LOL

  • @Greggery
    @Greggery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1207

    I see you've found Tom Nook's criminal hideout.

    • @blessthismessss
      @blessthismessss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      *Tom nook's Criminal Cranny*

    • @letrangN
      @letrangN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Nook's cranny

    • @anomaly395
      @anomaly395 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crook’s Cranny

    • @emelielonnberg.
      @emelielonnberg. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And his hoodlums 😂

    • @drownable6444
      @drownable6444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anomaly395 this is the comment

  • @lazycat2900
    @lazycat2900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    It's oddly hilarious with the way they're so hesitant to go out

    • @dudewatches6125
      @dudewatches6125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's cold!

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dudewatches6125 It's true. If I were a raccoon, I wouldn't want to leave the shelter of that house, and the warmth of the chonk pile.

  • @cal4111
    @cal4111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    They're so cute!

  • @sleepless9994
    @sleepless9994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1216

    Plot twist: they stole his van

    • @9929kingfish
      @9929kingfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Actually they did.

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They had guns and everything

    • @artistaloca4
      @artistaloca4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish

    • @MrG360oneX
      @MrG360oneX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't you see one in the driver side window? There was probably another one hot-wiring the thing lol

    • @younglevese
      @younglevese 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @usop382
    @usop382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I like how he's friend outside is just amazed every time a chonky raccoon came out that door.

  • @charlesdarwin6224
    @charlesdarwin6224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    You know these Canadian neighbors are feeding those raccoons because they're too nice.

    • @andyroobrick-a-brack9355
      @andyroobrick-a-brack9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey maybe with all of those people being so nice, the raccoons won't rip
      their faces off.

    • @Noname-ni8qm
      @Noname-ni8qm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@andyroobrick-a-brack9355 people mistake feeding animals or leaving food for them around for danger. Well ,if is bear around not good idea,but every other animal if u dont try to touch it or feed it from hand is safe for u just to enjoy and help it to survive instead to go in the trashbins. We are the invadors in their land 😢

    • @katet8639
      @katet8639 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Noname-ni8qmwell said!

  • @lynnjasen9727
    @lynnjasen9727 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite part was when you called the one on the bottom of the pile “Tubs”. Although really, he was bigger than that. Record-breaking total tonnage! 💕🇨🇦

  • @waffleduck1573
    @waffleduck1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    *Calls wildlife guy for expert support*
    *Wildlife removal expert literally just comes over and shoves them out with a stick, politely asking them to leave*
    People who called: *surprised pikachu face*

    • @ozzymd1
      @ozzymd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Any wild animal can be dangerous when cornered I like to see you try that with that many raccoons !

    • @Gerolanfalan
      @Gerolanfalan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ozzymd1 If this video is any indication, just layer up and poke them with a stick.

    • @ozzymd1
      @ozzymd1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gerolanfalan you ever see a raccoon get nasty ? It's not pretty my friend . I highly doubt you are qualified to handle 1 of these animals let alone 11 ! 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @yvonneost12
      @yvonneost12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Obviously owner did'nt know how to open his back door by himself LOL ( twat ) wasting peoples time.

  • @999-h1y
    @999-h1y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1361

    “Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave”

    • @michaelwilliams2653
      @michaelwilliams2653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this comment deserve more likes

    • @unknownanon4993
      @unknownanon4993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      over the hedge?

    • @camapdien
      @camapdien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@unknownanon4993 the penguins in madagascar

    • @Nobody-zn3yv
      @Nobody-zn3yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated

    • @ackbarfan5556
      @ackbarfan5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      boo ¿ “We’ve been ratted out boys.”
      *Throws hands up.*

  • @mightymissk
    @mightymissk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The little buggers are so cute its hard to get mad at them, even when they've invaded the garbage and spread it around the yard.

    • @puppetsock
      @puppetsock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you could see what a single one of these vermin can do to a field of corn in one night, you would not call them cute.

    • @Graciaonhigh
      @Graciaonhigh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree they look cute here but I warn people to have real caution around these animals. I almost lost one of my kitties from a raccoon attack. Their bites and scratches are no joke and if you live in the countryside the raccoons there most likely won’t be nearly as friendly as the ones in this video.

    • @leaf2180
      @leaf2180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Graciaonhigh I live in the country and I walked into our barn one morning to a raccoon eating leftover food with my cats lmao. I thought it was a big stray cat at first

    • @leaf2180
      @leaf2180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@puppetsock I've never seen a raccoon do anything to a cornfield. Here in my area it's just deer.

    • @dxvine4557
      @dxvine4557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      raccoons can and have eaten cats. lost a couple of my barn cats to that when they snuck onto my farm. they ain't cute.

  • @PatientVoicesMatter
    @PatientVoicesMatter ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awe! Poor lil ones finally found a nice dry place to sleep.

  • @brokemultitrash
    @brokemultitrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    raccoons: *_hiding in the wall_*
    man: *_tears wall down_*
    raccoons: *_surprised pikachu face_*

  • @leosworld2
    @leosworld2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    The last one in the corner is like 5 more min. Lol

    • @josgn
      @josgn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes he was lol

    • @kurtsaidwhat
      @kurtsaidwhat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’n fat, I’m cold, and I don’t want to go to school

    • @liambelfast4259
      @liambelfast4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I'd be if I was riding you

    • @stashatstake
      @stashatstake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@liambelfast4259 no, Liam, we don't say that on the first date

    • @liambelfast4259
      @liambelfast4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stashatstake 🤣

  • @ManinTidyWhities
    @ManinTidyWhities 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    Raccoon: Quick, if we form together in one giant blob, the pesky human will never win!

    • @LadyAhro
      @LadyAhro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trying to create one big illusion like in PomPoko

    • @1994-l1m
      @1994-l1m 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha

    • @chinabluewho
      @chinabluewho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was literally thinking while watching the video "are they grouping up so the predator can't consume them all at once?" that is a lot of meat to consume so at least a few would survive after the predator left to nap and digest the others.

    • @ReeseDee
      @ReeseDee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pom poko vibes fur real

  • @carolwilder2289
    @carolwilder2289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They ALL are so healthy & adorable!!

  • @stonexl
    @stonexl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    Fat and unmoving while congregated in a corner. Life goals.

  • @thechaosgods
    @thechaosgods 5 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    The 3 inside the thin wall falling down at the end 😂
    "we've been rumbled boys"

    • @birley4232
      @birley4232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This Eren Jaegar. I am now speaking to you by the power of the founding racoon

    • @thefoundingdrip7788
      @thefoundingdrip7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christopher Birley attack on titan let’s goo

    • @Tabmaster94
      @Tabmaster94 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@birley4232 Beautiful lol

  • @scorporsupremacy7948
    @scorporsupremacy7948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    They were like -“What happened to Squatters Rights?”

    • @donf5502
      @donf5502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be a great series.
      Someone just goes to a squatters house and starts pokin em with a giant stick. Hahahaha

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Canada, there is no squatters rights.

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Absolutely lost it when the wall fell apart to reveal two more raccoons hiding in there, it was like watching a clown car malfunction

    • @mozarteanchaos
      @mozarteanchaos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      three, actually! one was very poorly hidden, but still... three whole raccoons in a drywall... a feat of non-human engineering

    • @destyrian
      @destyrian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you not see them running into the wall in the first place?

    • @_ArmIa
      @_ArmIa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, the fun police are out in force today. Thank you for your service