Cops, what's the most fake sounding excuse that turned out to be true?
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i have never related to someone as closely as the dude raging over the ikea furniture
I hate Ikea. Not cheap enough for the headache. Also ugly...
@@lettherebedragons8885 and made with terrible materials
yea you do the whole thing but then you cant build the last section bc you fucked up with screws
Ikea is easy just read the instructions
@@nightwolfnordberg9476 yes, it's fun, wtf.
Not a cop but the most fake sounding reason I have ever given is " My 3 year old is dying in the back seat and my gas tank is on E EMPTY I hit as fast as I could in case I had to coast.... "He saw my kid saw my gas tank appologized hit his lights and I followed him at an even faster speed than before to the hospital and he made sure my kid was seen instantly. When I came out of the hospital I had a full tank of gas and no cops to be seen he just disappeared into the night like BATMAN.
That is a good police officer. I had a friend here racing to the hospital get over into a turn late slightly early and was pulled over. Her child had a dangerously high fever and she begged to get a quick ticket and be on her way. He detained her for a long time as her kid deteriorated in the backseat(this kid was maybe 3). He could have checked and gotten her to the children’s hospital a mile plus away but nope he risked a kid’s life for a ticket that was dismissed.
@@alexacarrillo4339 They should have sued that cop or kneecapped em.
please please PLEASE tell this story to your kid(s) when they get old enough, that's one of those stories that's gonna get told for years
@@pokegirl1799 I plan too all 7 of my kids have heard the story. I mean what dad doesn't want to tell the story of driving red line to get your kid help and the cops stopping and then giving you the flashing lights while you redline through town.
this is another 'this is how terrible American healthcare accessibility is' story. it's terrible, how little US government cares about stories like this. all that matters is that them and their buddies get richer. hope you're daughter recovered fully...
"it wasn't on it, it was in it." bro im going to have nightmares about that
My whole body tensed up and I clenched up every muscle. My goodness.
nightmare fuel, nightmare fuel.
What minute
@@DanielSilva-gc4xz 6:23
My mouth dropped!!
Knew a guy named "K-Von" that got picked up once for shoplifting, was asked his name, and he told them, "K-von. It sounds like Kayvon, but there's a hyphen between the K and the Von." He didn't have an ID or anything, so the cops thought he was bullshitting, he ends up with a court date, and he shows up. Judge calls out "Kayvon? K-A-Y-V-O-N?" He says "That's not my name, your honor." He brought his birth certificate with him to court that day, so he takes it up to the judge, she looks at it for a bit, and she says, "So it isn't. You're free to go." I bet those cops that grabbed him were fucking LIVID.
And that is why you don't name your kids "unique" names 😅
@@doglover227 nah, this is the only reason why you DO lmao
Fun fact. A friend of mine was having a very VERBAL, loud fight. His Alexa called the cops. Yes, this is what you’ve invited into your home. It can’t distinguish between violence and volume. The two people involved were treated by the cops as dangerous criminals for about an hour
And that is the reason why i do not like cloud based home assistants. 😂
Anyone that has those things and hasn't gone out of their way to disable Siri or "assistant" on their cell phone if they have one deserves it at this point.
@@cianmoriarty7345No, they don't deserve that.
That is an absolutely silly statement as they are not advertised as anti-domestic abuse devices.
Devices like that are also quite convenient for many cases, and for some such a convenience for accessibility purposes.
Those things don't even have the ability to call 911
@@ChakkyCharizardbut Siri and the phone Alexa do.
My mom tells the story of when I was about a year old and threw up in the car. Apparently it smelled particularly disgusting because she was flooring it to get home and got lit up by a county cop. When he came to her window, she started begging him to write the ticket as fast as possible. He got a sniff, started gagging, saw me covered in vomit, and just waved her to go on.
For those that don't know the normal BGL (blood glucose level) is 80-120, so the driver's BGL being @ 40 is not great and needs immediate medical attention.
Seems like with everything else, you measure it in different units than the rest of the world. Because doctor said me the norm is around 5.
@@BarafuAlbino Yeah, as someone who lives in the US, blood glucose levels are usually displayed in mg/dl (milligrams per deciliter), as opposed to mmol/l (millimoles per liter) here. Though, they're often used interchangeably in medical settings.
I thought the fire truck was gonna pull em over for the U turn, it only makes sense that a fire truck would pull you over for actively being on fire I suppose
100%. i was a firetruck driver for 7 years in my town in the Netherlands. we constantly pulled people over for whatever we felt like. we quickly put on our police uniform, set the lights to blue, changed the color of the truck, changed the striping and went to give a long speach on why they should or shouldn't do something. when there's no incident to keep us busy, we'll just go out and find something funny to fill our time with. some times we're there to help you, sometimes we're there to prank you.
@@Wall3Wapter I genuinely love the energy of this so much
I was once busted for shoplifting and I had a vial of rock salt in my backpack for use with watercolors. Yeah, that was hard to explain.
I'm sorry, but i would rather have a neighbor call the cops, thinking I'm being beat, than have them ignore it when it's real.
Absolutely! Though my neighbors (houses attached at the garage, share the same driveway) actually thought I hadn't been home in two months because I don't drive a car, but ride a bike, and apparently none of the little noise I make was loud enough to go through the wall.
Mannn, that last one hit me hard. My ex was incredibly abusive. Im not huge, a little over average height, but very atheltic physique, with a lot of martial art under my belt. She was a tiny little thing. Couldnt reeeaaalllly hurt me no matter how much she tried. This meant that she never felt the need to hold back, and I never did anything because I knew id really hurt her if I did anything. So I kinda just brushed all the abuse under the rug. It wasnt until she flipped out in front of friends and I had to physically hold her arms above her head to stop her hitting me (even then she was kicking me and trying to bite me) then the friends pointed out that she was abusive, and it clicked. I hadnt realised I was in an abusive relationship. It just hadnt occured. Years of abuse and i just sorta, accepted it. Weird how that can happen...
As a woman, I think the fact that men can very much be the victims of abuse or rape is something that really needs to be normalised. Rape certainly happens more to women and maybe abuse does too, I don't know (and probably no one does, because I imagine men being abused is very underreported), but it's important to realise that they can happen to any person of any gender. It's not something I have too much knowledge on, but I can imagine that it must be very hard to speak up, not just because of societal pressure, but because in all likelihood if you are a man abused by a woman and that is reported, it's going to be assumed it was the other way around.
Of course, can also happen in a non-allocishet relationship as well, point is anyone can be a victim of abuse or rape.
My Dad was in a similar situation. My evil spawn-point was like that for 18 years with him. But she was the tiny woman and he was the former military man almost twice her size. It should not matter, abuse is abuse.
@@AntikythBoth physical and mental abuse seems to be more common with female perpetrators, but in terms of physical harm, women are more hurt, makes sense due to average size/muscle difference between men and women.
In terms of rape, really depends on your definition. I know several men that have been threatened to have sex with them, either with fake charges or threatening to tell people rumours about them.
The numbers are so hidden with men, and quite a few men aren't aware or even considering they have been sexually assaulted that we don't have any numbers.
@@MethuselahWinter whoa, "evil spawn-point", this one's gonna stay
all the best, buddy
A friend of mine got pulled for driving at 70 in a 30 zone, he said he was driving his dad who was having a hart attack to the hospital, the police didn't believe him at first because why didn't he call an ambulance? but 999 operator has told him because of reductions in staff (it was covid lock-down) he would be better to drive to the hospital himself, then the police gave him an escort right into the ambulance entrance at A&E, turns out his dad had torn a muscle in his chest and it wasn't even a hart attack, and he didn't get a ticket so all was good :) the police man turned up randomly at his house two weeks later to find out if him and his dad were doing OK
Once I drove through the mountains, 2 hours to my dad's place, wondering why I felt so bad. Turns out my blood glucose was clocked at 32. And I'm not a diabetic. He freaked the F out. I could have simply driven off into a ravine, and not found for a long time, if ever...That sort of stuff is very scary, and I hope police departments are aware that not everything is as it seems.
When I worked at my old job at a diner I went long periods without eating because there just wasn't time, it was an all hands on deck situation pretty much all the time. So one time I was driving home after having gone 12 hours without eating. Once I got home I realized I was lucky that I didn't cause an accident and how stupidly I drove. Thankfully did not live very far. After that I made sure to have snacks around and eat some before going to work so I don't become disoriented like I was that one time. It is terrifying.
From a friend: He got pulled over and the officer's dog smelled marijuana on him, not legal in our state currently. The friend said that it's just how he smells. (Not entirely sure how he worded it, since he told me about it months ago now.) The officer gets a sample and checks with the dog, and confirmed. He was able to go on his way following that without issue.
I had an insane situation where i ended up essentially drifting infront of a cop at 2 am...
My car had an expired registration and inspection, plus my license had expired. I fully expected to have the book thrown at me, but I had a new set of tires in the backseat which i needed to get installed to pass inspection, which was also needed to re-register. I also had the printed "license" they give you when renewing your license. And the excuse for all this at 2am? We were out watching the meteor shower, which was true.
Cop listened to my whole story, looked everything over, and just said "alright get home safe" and that was that.
When we were first dating my husband got a call from my parents regarding a Life alert alarm on me. He rushed over to my house in a panic, forgetting his ID and my alarm codes in the process. After setting it off and realizing the alert was false, a cop showed up to my house with her gun drawn. He babbled to her about what happened, pointing to pictures of us to prove who he was. Fortunately she believed him and it's now a funny story we still talk about years later.
I wonder if it should be protocol to give potential “drunk drivers” one of those glucose tablets just in case.
Or a glucose finger strip test.
That doesn't work when the symptoms are caused by abnormally high blood sugar levels
@@feuerling you’re right. The test would do just fine.
When I did military service one of my roommates somehow managed to lock his key in his locker. The only solution for that we came up with was my idea to use a foldable spate, lock it in halfway folded position, so it kind of acted like a hammer and bash to lock to break it. Typically my luck our sargeant randomly walked in on me bashing at that lock of my roommates locker with a spate while he was panicking due to being late because of the delay caused by his mishab.
Obviously we were quickly able to resolve this, but the initial impression of him being in underwear and me mostly in uniform slamming my spate at his locker and my initial claim of "errm, he asked me to do that" must have been pretty weird and confusing to the sargeant.
My aunt was arrested for the cops did think she was drunk. She was diabetic. and had passed out on the street. and they took her to jail, and ended up in coma. she was in jail for almost 2 days. After she got to the hospital she was in a coma for another week. The cops did not got get in to trouble and did not give an apology to her either
So sorry for your aunt. As someone with a type 1 diabetic mother, it baffles me that people don't think about diabetes when seeing those symptoms. I've never seen a coma caused by them, but my mother has had a lot of lows in my presence, so I know what to look for. Those cops should have been fined for endangering your aunt at minimum.
That's cause ACAB.
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It happens a lot :(
@@limitless175 Add 176 to get the solution.
I now question the sanity of a woman who literally owned a lynx like was she registered as a animal rescue specialist? Did you buy the thing from a black market? There is a lot of open-end questions there
as someone who owned a half bobcat tabby, its just as possible that she got a 'free' kitten from someone who didn't know it was a wild cat- as she stole it from the wild.
@@crazyabe4571 well then * make note don't try to adopt a 'free' kitty *
Another thing is, there is a breed of domestic cat that you could potentially mistake a lynx kitten as, it's called a Maine Coon and Lynx cubs & Maine Coon kittens look terrifyingly similar, and even as adults someone who's never seen both could make the mistake cuz they average at similar sizes. Plus, Maine Coons have fluffy fur similar to a Lynx, as well as the trademark ear tufts. Heck, a purebred Maine Coon's preferred and most common coat color/pattern is a grey tabby, which with their fluffy fur and big paws makes it kinda difficult to distinguish between them unless you know what to look for. It genuinely wouldn't suprise me if this lady just thought she had an aggressive Maine Coon, I've never heard of people trying to pass off Lynx cubs/hybrids as Maine Coons but with the similarities it wouldn't be very difficult. Trust me, I've got 2 Maine Coon mixes (1 fathered the other ironically, to a feral mother at that lol) and the only reason my Maine Coons wouldn't get confused is cuz the youngest only got the size outta it without the fluffy fur or ear tufts, and the older one's a freakin ginger (and yes, he is just as dumb as other ginger cats, he tried to jump on this ledge by our stairs and slid, faceplanted to the wall hard enough to get a bloody nose and just... sat there for a minute after landing, looking around like "wtf just happened" before my panicking mom scooped his 20 lb a°° up and took him to the bedroom to give him a look over, I had to hold in my laughter at this absurdity for like 15 mins or my mom would've killed me lol)
I assure you, it's not that deep.
Why would she need to buy it on the black market? They aren’t THAT hard to catch. Could probably buy one off someone who lived around them
Flat-packed furniture makes everyone enraged. And the instructions in Manglish.
I'd rather have poorly Google translated into "English" than those pictures that make me think I would never have cut it in ancient Egypt.
@@s.h.6858 🤣🤣
@@s.h.6858 No wonder I can't comprehend them, they're written in Coptic. 😉😉
I'm hypoglycemic and when my blood sugar bottoms out I tend to become extremely aggressive, like has landed me in the funny farm-jail on suicide watch even in aone of those lock down willchairs strapped in and put in a corner. Hung myself and then they did my blood work and said that was more than enough to put me in the hospital alone and was 100% affecting my mind. So gotta eat right.
how do you get diagnosed for that. I know someone who’s sugar gets low and that get pretty angry. But their doctor seeing their blood sugar at 45 did not raise any concerns. They said because she’s not diabetic she’s fine. It really doesn’t seem fine tho
@@kimberly_erin sorry for so many messages, my great grandfather I can remeber him and setting on his lap as a child and his wooden leg. He was a diabetic and heavy drinker and lost both legs by the time he died, that type of stuff and childhood diabetes are what they are worried is a direct threat to your life and they are kinda right. Don't know the age of ther person with 45 but that is low like I use to and sometimes still get. A MD will send you to a shrink and the shrink will send you back to MD and both will only offer advice, eat right and plenty of water and once again they are kinda right, but not even the shrink address the damaging effect it has on someone's personality, and the fallout it can cause. Low blood sugar will generally do 1 of 3 things 25% of the time making you sleep, that other 75% is a mixture of flight or fight and sleep..the flight or fight are 2 of the most basic things hardwired into almost EVERY! Single organism, while being educated about yourself helps alot its not something they can do for you and takes time, and some never do it. Simply put the answer you were given was the same one I've gotten an almost endless amount of times. I dont know who this person is to you but you maybe the most important person in their life, if their young don't let them fall thru the cracks in the system and if their older be armed with those results if something does happen, say a car accident, them cussing someone out or even giving someone else a bloody nose. Bless ya tho for going to bat for them like my mother did for me, the doctors may not think their life is in danger but honestly it is and your that 🍬 Life Saver(tm) in their pocket.
@kimberly_erin I’m pretty sure hypoglycemia has to do with breaking down carbs, while diabetes has to do with insulin production/release. Your blood sugar can also drop if you just don’t eat enough.
I had to turn in homework and my syco cat shredded it to bits... 😓 My teacher thought I was making it up till my mom came to school holding the remains of my homework... She believed me for the rest of the year.😂
I was pulled over for speeding in a rural area and told the cop i was on the way to the hospital where my Granny had just had a stroke. He looked at me like “yeah right.” and asked her name. When he heard it he asked if i was kin to my uncle, who i guess he was friendly with, because he ended up escorting me to the hospital 3 parishes away.
We had a good one in my city a couple of years ago. The police were called by this blokes neighbor as they could hear him screaming, die, die, why wont you die and sounds like something was being slammed against the walls etc. They hadn't seen his wife for a few days and thought the worst. It turns out that the man was arachnophobic and was trying to kill a poor innocent spider......the story went international.
Now I get that the officer can't just take your word for it :') But IKEA furniture is a completely valid reason to sound like a domestic abuser. That shit makes me do warcries that makes Mike Tyson crap his panties. Also doesn't help that you hear a lot of bonking from planks being relocated and hammers pouncing on plugs xD
hearing someone be underage for drinking but be old enough to smoke is just such a whiplash statement, damn.
Yeah, same! Smoking was going to be banned here at an age that increases every year, so a birth year cutoff, but I think the new government scrapped it. While you can drink when you're 18 (well, when you're younger too, if your parents give it to you).
Related to the point of diabetes mimicking being drunk, autism and adhd can also mimic stimulant use. I'm very glad that can go on IDs now! (I've definitely had cops think I'm on stimulants before, but nope, that's just my default setting, lol)
My tism anxiety would, for sure, make them think i was on something 🤣😭
There's also a metabolic disorder where your body turns excess carbs into alcohol. People with the disorder have this baseline level of drunk that they are pretty much constantly at, so their ABV can get up into levels that would kill anyone else and barely act buzzed.
It's called "auto brewery syndrome". It's quite rare, but very real.
My favorite part of this is that stimulants can actually RELAX us xD
...wait, is that why sativa is ineffective for me?!
I get mistaken for being on something all of the time. If I don’t take my meds or of if I just happen to need extra I slur and weave, talk in circles, get confused, fall asleep wherever I happen to be… then someone like the cops comes along and see all the meds on me and thinks that’s what caused it. 🤦♀️ nope it’s the opposite. Once I’m doing better it’s extremely embarrassing, especially when there are ppl like cops or drs around who just assume everyone not “normal” is on drugs. Uhg embarrassed even writing this.
I have ADHD, I relate
Plot twist on recycling beer can person: turns out he keeps a bunch of crushed cans to have a legitimate alibi and excuse to drink in the car and get away with it
My brother got caught with weed. The cop winked at him and said "nice cigarettes" or something. Zero F's given.
I feel for the adderal kid big time. Cool sounding cop from that story though
for anyone living like the last guy. Ain't nothing to be embarrassed about in admitting that someone is hurting you. Size has barely a factor in it. shit's more psychological than anything. Get out and get the help you need. If you don't trust yourself to be able to do that, there are people willing to help. call they asses and get out. Only you can truly help yourself. If ya don take the initiative, no one will be able to help you
I swear fire fighters are all chads in the best way possible.
I worked as bar security and when dumping the trash one night the bag split and covered me in stale beer and whatever else was in there. On my way home I got stopped at a check point, they thought I was a payday! Until I got out and they noticed the pile of clothes in a bag on the passenger floor. Once it was opened, I was sent on my way.
Whenever I hear that someone is building Ikea furniture, I think, "Todays gender is: Chaotic furniture assembly. Pronouns may include: *drill noises,* *thump thump thump,* AND: 'ohmygodwherethehellisthatscrew!'"
Gotta love Lexikitty!
As a diabetic………. Yes low blood sugar feels like ive just drank more than a whole bottle of sake its fuckin crazy i also have a ton of pain meds so driving is my worst nightmare
in story 18 I would have reported the supervisor for being a total asshole to a special needs kid. hell I would have advised the kid to file a complaint against my supervisor for causing him to have a panic attack
A tick inside WHAT???? 🤯
Same 😭 I’m like omg how arghhh
I about DIED laughing at Sparked's response
I got pulled over for running a red-light in our downtown area. I didn't speed through it fast, I just couldn't stop in time. I had a bunch of stuff in my back seat, as I had just separated from my then husband.
The cop pulls me over. I fully acknowledged I ran the red light. When the cop asked me why, I stated; " Do you see my back seat officer? I was afraid of being ambushed!" He laughed, shook his head, and told me to be careful and have a nice day.
I wish i could forget the tick story.
Having built Ikea stuff, fully believable that it induces rage enough to warrant a call to the cops.
Second one is on the DEA for not working with local law enforcement so everyone was on the same page.
I used to work at a brewery, which often meant getting beer spilled on me. Just part of the job. One day I was driving my coworker home and we got pulled over for rolling through a 4-way stop. Cop immediately orders us out of the car since we both reek of beer. Then he sees we're both in our work uniforms and notices that we are walking and speaking fine. Asked a couple questions, laughed at the situation and let me off with a warning.
Tbh, with most cops, if you're respectful and forthcoming, they'll usually be pretty chill. I once got caught with weed in my car, but because I was honest and respectful, the let me off with a non-criminal disposal despite having enough on me to be charged with possession with intent to sell
Story 18 coulda gone so much differently...
Fucking supervisor man.
That last one... I feel bad for the big guy.
Story 1 reminds me of the cops who were called somewhere because the neighbor heard someone there screaming "Get back here I will kill you!" with sounds of violence. Police arrive to find the only resident desperately trying to get rid of a spider.
Anyone that has put together Ikea furniture would immediately believe the first guy no questions asked.
I was working on catching a colony of cats. Some were too hesitant to go in the traps for food, so I switched to catnip to lure them. Left the rest of the bag on the passenger side floor when it must have fallen off the seat. Went to drive somewhere with him, and he goes to get in the passenger side and just holds it up like, WTH. I could have gotten him in trouble if he hadn't found it. It really does look like weed if you're not paying enough attention.
Dutch military Police is marechaussee ;) which is, if you would ask me as a dutchy, the least Dutch sounding word that is actually a Dutch word 😂 it is a word we stole from the French
Toch wel Frans. De Nederlandse Marechaussee bestaat sinds 1814, de Franse Maréchaussée al een paar eeuwen langer, sinds 1191, en werd in 1791 hernoemd naar de "Gendarmerie nationale"
@@shdon You're right, I edited my comment!
@@shdon Ik leer Nederlands, mijn Nederlands is nog heel slecht, maar ik ben trots op zelf omdat ik [most of] de zin begrijp :)
Yup, Nederland houdt ervan om woorden te stelen van andere talen😂
@@AntikythGood job! If I may ask, is there a reason you're learning Dutch? It's okay if you don't feel comfortable with telling me since it's probably a bit too personal-
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With the last addendum for Story 16: in Australia (and possibly the US), DUI laws and penalties apply to people supervising learner drivers as if they were driving (learners have zero tolerance); this not only makes it possible but plausible for someone to be pulled over for DUI in the passenger's seat, albeit under certain conditions.
In the US I’m not sure how that would work.
First off in the US, what you call a driving permit we call a learners permit, and that is for somebody who is under the age of 16 years old .
Allows them to drive the car providing someone 21 years or older is in the passenger seat and has a valid license .
It’s for them to gain experience operating a motor vehicle .
I’m not sure what would happen if the police were to stop someone with a learners permit, and find out that their passenger was drunk .
I imagine the cops would possibly write the passenger citation maybe and then they would tell the driver they need to get someone 21 or older with a license who is sober to come there so they could drive the car.
For a passenger to get a DUI the only way that could even happen in the United States and it depends on the state you’re in if the keys were in the ignition switch and were sitting in the car drunk.
Even if the cops do write you up for DY at that point you still have your date in court where you could go before a judge you could say you were not guilty the judge would issue a court date where you and the officer would have to appear in court
The officer would give his testimony, then you would give yours. The judge would decide what happens from there.
Story 18 was actually alittle wholesome. Poor guy.
I once had a call about a domestic dispute because I was on the phone with one of my best friends talking/yelling angrily about what I was going to do to his fantasy football team
(Listening while at work) The I’m not doing a black man’s voice had more rolling. That when I knew I had to sub!!!! lol 😂😂
at about 8 minutes, I gotta say, as a type 1 diabetic, the guy wouldn't have died, but he likely would have passed out and had a seizure, at which point definitely would have noticed something wrong.
2 cop videos back to back LETS GOOOOOOOOO THANKS YOU I LOVE THESE also story 1 true yeah you can’t
I was on my lunch break. I was working retail. A cop supervisor rolled up parked . I was thinking “ you agin. He walked up to me, you agin. “ what are doing there me” eating lunch.
Him are you gonna be there when I git back. Me: depends on if you’re going show up agin in two hours..😂
On my last break.
I can work out what most of this comment says, but not this part:
I was thinking " you agin. He walked up to me, you agin. " what are you doing there me" eating lunch.
I guess 'agin' is 'again', but the quote marks aren't making sense...
Dutch Militarian Police = Koninklijke Marechaussee
I got an ad that… I love Furbies, maniac that I am, but that Peepy thing is somehow horrific…
This showed me a side to cops I didn't know. I'm generally more on cops' sides than most, but many of them were a lot more reasonable than I would have been. I was also surprised by how not anti-weed the cops were. Some hate cops and some love them, but this video makes me suspect cops are more chill than anyone thinks.
"They are all underage, but old enough to smoke cigarettes"
My european butt: 🤨🧐🤔😳
as a type one diabetic, i predicted diabetic on all the stories that were exactly that lol
I have a story to ad to that last one. I have some pretty bad mental health issues that I'm managing with medication and lots of therapy, but I don't do well in relationships. Unfortunately in my last intimate relationship I fought a lot with my partner and it got violent at times. One time the neighbours called the police. By the time they got there I had calmed down, we explained the situation and the police asked ME (f, 5'7'') if I'm okay but never asked HIM (m, 6'4'') at all. He had a nasty bitemark and was definitely not okay. I am still upset about it and this was probably two years ago roughly
why am i addicted to these videos
When my dad was driving to my grandma's house with my brother he was pulled over by a cop for driving too fast. When the cop came up to the passenger side window he saw a sandwich sized zip lock bag full of a white substance. My dad saw what he was looking at and said, "oh, that's sugar, I'm diabetic". The cop didn't believe him, my dad gave him the bag to check. It was true, the cop chuckled and said, "maybe use sugar packets instead next time". My dad never carried a baggy of sugar again and the cop didn't ticket him for speeding either. 😂
1:42 Im just so confused at this one like what on earth
Not gonna lie this dude's voice sound awfully similar to a dude that does manga recaps, is it just me?
Dude, there's like 40 different guys who do manga recaps
#16 the recycling case, that one was bad.
Claiming that 18 year olds smoking (while that was old enough to smoke) was all the probable cause they needed to cuff them and search the vehicle? That FTO was teaching corrupt cop crap.
And no, in No state can you get a DUI/DWI as the passenger, and even trying to claim such a thing should disqualify this guy from working as a cop.
DEA: Doesn't inform local law enforcement of their operations, doesn't give their guy any identification to show local law enforcement, blames local law enforcement for not believing him.
I'd say I'm disappointed but a narc behind bars is just funny.
So this isn't a... Like... Excuse? But it is my favorite story involving a cop.
So, I once drove to the store shoeless. Fortunately I had a spare pair of shoes in the car for just such an occasion. Pull out shoebox, open it up. A cop pulls up and points the flashlight at me.
"What are you doing there?"
"Putting on my shoes."
*Cop looks down, see I'm barefoot. I hold up one of the shoes*
Cop: "Why are you doing that?"
Me: *sigh* Sir... I am not a clever man
This video title is basically me being seen doing anything in a nutshell
One time i was accused of shoplifting hair clips from the dollar store.
Okay, so i was a kid- like 11-12 maybe? And i needed these hair clips in a specific color so that they would blend in with my hair. When i got there i went inside to see if they had them and they only had one set left in the color i needed. My mom had my money and was in the grocery store next door so if i wanted to but them id need to leave and come back. I was paranoid that someone would snatch em up while i was gone so i hid them on the bottom shelf in another aisle and left to get the 2$ i needed. When u came back i grabbed my gair clips and went to pay for em, but The guy looked at me funny and said "didn't you steal these?" And i was all like "no??" And told him what i did, but he didn't believe me! I had to deny stealing 2$ hair clips for like 5 minutes before he let up and was lime "okay i guess you didn't steal them im sorry".
Anyway, i don't know why he didn't care enough to stop me when he thought i was stealing them but suddenly did enough to argue with me about it when i actually tried to pay but whatever i guess.
I think the DEA thing is sort of their fault? Shouldn't they try to call ahead to make sure that doesn't happen? Or are they testing the local PD too, I suppose corrupt cops in the drug trade would not be surprising, though I don't think I've heard of that compared to all the other shit they tend to get in trouble for.
Cops taking bribes isn't nearly as common as it was say a hundred years ago, and this is mainly due to dashcam/bodycam footage. I'd imagine it's not impossible for cops to still turn a blind eye if you pay them enough, but it's usually not the case, and especially in the countryside where this supposedly took place.
DEA and other Federal agencies don't want to take the chances the local cops are implicit and involved in the drug gangs and such being busted up; so the local cops aren't told ahead of time to reduce the risk of a mark getting away from the Federal agents.
Of course said Federal agencies are at-risk of being traitors to their jobs and moles for said gangs and such, but chances are better that the local cops are 'on the take' compared to a random Fed picked for an assignment.
those are some insane triple neos
I remember that video where a neighbour call on a guy whose owns a pet parrot that's yelling like it was a woman being abused. 😂
The visuals are ghastly!
I liked that second to last one!
#18 is a REAL G
full width minecraft parkour doesn't look right anymore
#5: This is why I think there should be cats on the police force! Feline Officers could be useful for many reasons -- keeping the stations rodent-free, telling the difference between Mary J and catnip/mint, On Duty Therapy Animal, etc.!
#PoliceOfficerKitties
dutch military police is called the ''marechaussee''
8:03 and that fruity smell was solidly some sugary drink he was trying to use to get his sugar up. Your gut feeling is always worth listening to as it can save lives.
Koninklijke Marechaussee (KMar) - in English it would be something like Royal Military Constabulary
Koninklijke Marechaussee. It was hard for me too
Nice storys. Would appreciate it even more with a less jumpy background. As a non native i need the subtitles and as someone with motion sickness, just wanted to inform you, that i get something similiar here. Not sure if i am the only one and feel free to keep the background you like, just wanted the info out there without expeting anything :)
I mean technically speaking a lynx is a cat
I encountered two cops yesterday they were so chill and I said hi and then they said hi too pretty cool
The Dutch word: marechaussee. Actually, i bet it's from French origin.
Dutch person here: "Marechaussee" the word actually seems rather french if you ask me and there's no way that our pronunciation is completely "correct" either at least if you were to look at the etymology there's no way that's a word from a Germanic language.
I guess if I had to try to explain to an English only speaker how to pronounce it... : I'd give up like you don't even have an "au" sound in your whole language.
And even though you do have the other sounds trying to find good example will be difficult as Vowels in English are a complete inconsistent mess so the chance of you still pronouncing wrong whatever I write down is like 90% Yall can't even get simple things right like the letter "a" which you only ever pronounce right in words like "Bark, Shark, Lark" but usually pronounce like an "E" or even and "O" in words like "Water". So just shove the word "marechaussee" into dutch google translate and that's "roughly" how it's pronounced, not quite the Dutch voice is kind of shit and always has been but your only other option is shoving the word "maréchaussée" into French Google Translate, which is defenitly more historically accurate but not how we pronounce it.
Apparently it is indirectly connected to the word "Maarschalk" (Marshal) which is defenitly Germanic though so it's basically: The French stole from Germanic language and then we Stole their French Version of that word back again.
Full Nerdy Etymology explanation:
Nnl. maréchaussée 'military police force' [1802; Foundation 1947].
Taken from French maréchausée 'mounted police force based on military principles' [1740; TLF], previously mareschaussée 'id.' [1718; TLF], original mareschalcié 'stable, the stable mastership' [ca. 980; Rey], which is derived from Old French mareschal 'stable master', a borrowing from Germanic, see marshal. The modern French word form is folk etymologically influenced by the word chaussee 'road, street'. The same French word already occurs as an earlier borrowing in the isolated attestation, namely. marisauchie 'horse stable' [1302; MNW].
The French maréchaussée 'mounted police force' emerged towards the end of the 17th century and was tasked with maintaining public order, especially in rural areas. In 1790 the name of this corps was changed to Gendarmerie nationale. During the French period (1795-1815), a similar gendarmerie corps was also established in the Netherlands, after the name maréchaussée had first been considered. After the fall of Napoleon, the name was changed back to maréchaussée in France, and this name was also introduced in the Netherlands in 1814. In 1830, both France and Belgium reverted to the name Gendarmerie nationale, so that the military police have only been a current concept in the Netherlands since then.
idk man, one of my friends has a big cat as a pet (forgot what type but one of the ones like lynxs) and I'm pretty sure hes still alive!
Maine Coon or Norwegian Forest Cat? If we're talking wild cats, bobcat would be the other one similar to lynx
@@amayasasaki2848 according to him it was a wild cat, he said it could topple him over, so I'm pretty sure its not a breed of house cat
Dutch military police is just that, the military police haha. It's called the marechaussee, more a french word than a Dutch one I would say 🤔
02:03 Dutch military police has a not so Dutch (but French) name: marechaussee (say márruhshohsáy with "French" R's).
Went from cop stories to redditor stories real fast. Not many cops chimed in.
THE CAT ASHES ONE HUH
fun channel.... glad i subbed to this one xxx
Story seven reminds me of miss Mable from far cry five
If you don't know she I'd a elderly woman who has a cougar named peaches as a pet and you have to find her after she escaped
the cousin at 4:35's a real one
6:46 me too :(
By ‘H’ do they mean heroin?