For My Rating | Episode 1: Crocs, Marriage & More!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 มิ.ย. 2024
- Let's review EVERYTHING! After 50+ drink and food reviews, I figured it was time to branch out and try a little something different. Don't worry, I'll still be doing my booze reviews, too.
What should I review next? Leave your suggestions in the comments. Anything goes. Or maybe you have ideas on other types of content I should try. I'm open to that. Within reason.
Beverage Reviews: bit.ly/3dnDSMP
TikTok Channel: / unemployedwineguy
Instagram: / unemployedwineguy
Get this guy his own netflix show. Walking around town. Rating people on what they are wearing/doing/eating/drinking.
That gun you used to shoot me is... something a gay pirate on a lonely island would use, because he wouldn't like the judgement of the other gay pirates if he uses that while on board.
Honestly, I would love to see him have a comedy version of "No Reservations". He goes to different highly rated wineries, breweries, etc and samples and also goes to low rated places.
Netflix needs all the help it can get. I doubt PV3 could save them.
Amy is actually a abusive lion keeper
I think the metaverse is a perfectly good concept - Elevator Pitch - "Prescott VanMeyer III was one of the top sommeliers in NYC, until a messy divorce and subsequent breakdown had him on the skids and living at the mercy of his brother Chadwick. One day, he inadvertently creates a viral video by dressing down an awful woman at a local bakery, becoming a folk hero on the internet. At the suggestion of Chadwick's teenage son, he starts creating videos where he rates and rants about things. Finding a community on the internet that actually appreciates him, he starts to rebound, but his viral value is how miserable he was. Can he balance an increasingly upward moving life with a online community looking for an unemployed bitter sommelier? Can he stay cap or will he get yeeted? Will he ever understand what that sentence meant?"
He's like 'Oh god please let me do stuff besides alcohol I'm begging you viewers'.
and we shall allow it
Bruh he be the dark version of reviewbrah, just be reviewing different waters every video (with lore clues) and 90% of us fans would be happy
leaving a comment for the algorithm so you can show Abby that you are not a failure
Commenting on your comment so the algorithm can tell Abby to suck it
You know she wouldn’t care.
Commenting for algorithm
@@waifudefenders What algorithm?
@@batsardcat3285 I can assure you Abby does indeed “suck it”
it's so unexplainably exciting watching a creator grow/evolve in real time
I'm not sure grow and evolve are the right words for it... ;-D
I agree. I have been watching from the very beginning!
@@cypherfunc words like spiral and outofcontrol come to mind :D
Now this is the kind of cinematic universe I can get behind, he's squatting in unattended tv studios now, I love it.
I could imagine if PVIII had an actual television crew in there, instead of his normal solo tripod routine. And they just watch his spiral to insanity in the short period of six minutes.
And they keep doing cut aways to the crew growing more and more concerned.....
@@timpitrowski7672 I love this! Someone for him to bounce off of would take the show to the next level.
I'm pretty sure this show has a producer, but they made an aesthetic decision to not have him interact with Prescott at all, which was definitely the right move. Every other booze related youtube channel I know of has the host interacting with their producer/cameraman to some extent, so I think it's cool that this one doesn't. However, based on the way this show is edited, I'm fairly sure that it's about half scripted and half improvised, and the improvised bits have a very strong vibe of Prescott trying to make someone laugh while himself keeping a straight face, and using that to gauge the joke's success. I'm certainly not positive I'm right, but I'd bet a shiny nickel on it.
This reminds me of those "Onion" reality shows where things slowly dissolve into chaos, but like sorta in reverse
i love how he correctly tries to do internet slang and then drops a slam dunk usage after a frame cut of him questioning it
*so who else would be this happy? People who've never tried Malort"
*WHEEZE*
STOP THAT XD
that wasn't super funny. this comment reads like a PV3 burner account
@@kevinlu2528 Maybe it is? But I’m oddly ok with that
@@kevinlu2528 It was my favorite comment from the show tbh.
I can imagine PV3 setting up a cot in the rafters just to wait for his opportunity to use the studio again.
🤣😂🤣😂
This is one of the rare channels where the content producer is in as much of a parasocial relationship with us as we are with him.
"Like your soul is being grated. On one of those cheese graters."
Me, a soulless ginger: I see this as an absolute win!
Now you know there's soul sprinkles somewhere.
After 2 marriages, I can confirm that 78 for the first three years is accurate.
19 for every year after that is also accurate.
BRB getting the vodka from the freezer.
Does this apply to general relationships, too? Feel that
@@mieruKai yeah if you live together. not married once, but let me tell you that rating is accurate
< Reaching for the absinthe.
The coolness of crocs depends entirely on whether you’ve got the rotatey ankle thing in defense or attack mode
I prefer to think of it as top vs bottom
Sport vs casual
2 or 4 wheel drive
You were much kinder on the marriage after 3 years than I would be.
I was surprised he picked 3 years. I assumed it would be 1 year
@@jozak78 I'm pretty sure somewhere around the 3 year mark is where mine went to shit and then it just took another three plus years finally completely crash, and burn
11 years and counting! Has it been work? Yes. Has it been awesome? *Hell yes*. I am so happy we get to share our lives together.
~♡
@@danikahicks2210 Woah, someone who doesn't hate marriage
@@danikahicks2210 Go away with your positivity!
(Just joking, super happy for you really)
For My Rating: 46
PV3 Drinking Malört: 98
"Tonight's the night you fight your dad" -Jeppson
Malort ~ because these pants aren't going to shit themselves ~
I can tell this is going to be the sort of series where you click like before you watch the video because you just know.
My thoughts exactly
yea
Prescott, buddy. Leave the hurt behind. We love you as you are.
Really drove that whole marriage/divorce thing into the ground.
The hurt is where the funny comes from. Wallow in it, I say. Wallow!
I’m rating your new show an 84.
I got a sense of honest emotion with a finish of playful “don’t know what to rate next”.
I’m digging it and looking forward to the next episode.
This man has mastered the "I use humour to barely mask the intense pain I'm going through/constantly on the verge of a breakdown" vibe.
Had to leave a zoom meeting so I can listen to professor PV3 rate crocks
Hahahahahahah
Things are really starting to spiral out of control aren't they? And we're all really excited to witness it. Good on you PV3!
For reasons I cannot fully explain, I really want him on Between Two Ferns
This channel is amazing and has honestly been a bright spot during lock-down.
This is Prime PV3.
Listen, Peevs, I'm never gonna stop asking. Review Crystal Skull Vodka or I'll tell Chadwick you've been stealing from his wine cellar and wearing all his clothes.
Whoah, slow down there, Satan... geez..
@@deaconfrost2009 I AM A DESPERATE MAN!!!
Do it for Dan Aykroyd
can you review that feeling of when you realize your fingers are mushing gum on the underside of a table?
“A 63 idk why I’m just doing it” ya know I felt that
The production value on all of his videos are incredible
commenting for the algorithm, how have you not blown up yet?!
_He did._ But it took him getting blown out on Everclear to do it.
@@bluephreakr he was a ticking alcohol bomb the moment the everclear went into him
All satire aside. Your house is so fucking nice your equipment and production value is CLEAN. Your scripts are hilarious. And you seem to have just like.. appeared? Out of nowhere. Not even a year ago. Just came out with a brilliant idea, great acting, great writing, extremely high quality content.
Who are you? What do you do? Where did you go to school? What's your life like? You've GOT to do a fan q&a or a live stream or something. You're a walking enigma and we're all here witnessing, just fascinated by it.
Six minutes and thirty seconds of PVIII riffing about random shit. I LOVE IT!! Marriage gets a 0.003 rating from me.
Still hoping for the Alize' passion fruit review...please?
I absolutely love your delivery and series. Could you review Violent Revolutions, Science, and depression?
What I got from this - The bitter end of marriage is still better than than "Nature's Cereal" and Kazaam.
Rate it all PV3, rate it all!
PV3 coming out with straight heat
Q : Should you keep doing this series?
A : I'm gonna tell you something your ex wife never did - "Do what makes you happy, I'll support you either way."
Leaving a comment for the algorithm so you can show Abby you are not a failure. Also, because after 20 years of marriage, that soul-cheese you grated goes into a shake-top container in the fridge. The anti-clumping agents are a MUST.
When the masses discover your channel, you will be a very wealthy man.
Actually switched from a soccer game to see what this new stuff is
That doesn't count if you're in the USA
Can you review the different kitchens that Chadwick has
"If you like passive aggressive conversations." No truer words have ever been spoken.
You can tell someone's got a winning personality when they can make videos on literally anything and it'll be equally entertaining. Keen for more of this.
"First three years" that's a pretty generous statement by my experience.
This guy reminds me ALOT of John Daley and his show, Review, that was in Comedy Central. That show was really really good and i was sad when it got canceled. Someone needs to give the guy a small TV budget and let him make this show!
So close to 100K subs. We can only imagine where this guy is gonna go with this channel.
I don't watch you to get booze recommended, I watch you to feel companionship to my own pain.
We need to bring The Soup back, and PVIII needs to host it.
Pv3 is expanding and I’m here for it
Your review of Malort is how I was introduced to this channel, and boy was that a trip. I enjoyed this show a lot, and personally was happy with not knowing what you were going to rate next. Though, I suspect some folks might recommend having more structure/theme for what's being rated.
I will also add that your booze reviews are always a ton of fun, and I will continue to watch them.
I really love the expansion of the PV3 lore that this series adds.
You’ll be blowing up big time very soon. Keep crushing and making me feel better about myself!
Rate anything, we’ll watch 🔥
“F*** it!!! I’ll rate it!” I love it G string! Keep up the good work!!!
My god it’s going to turn into a real life version of REVIEW with Forrest MacNeil I cant wait to see where this goes
I'm sharing this with everyone who keeps asking me why I'm not married.
How about event reviews, like a state fair or bowling, lol. Would definitely like more of 'For My Rating' mixed with some serious and not so serious alcohol/cocktail/beverage reviews.
Rate anything you want, but you have to do it all the time. This is my inner monologue.
And I thought that my Saturday couldn't get any better....Now PVM3 has his own show. Life Complete !
I don't like hugging dudes, but PVIII may be the one dude I'd give a bro hug to.
Review that new icky looking Mud water or whatever it is they're advertising on TH-cam.
Only on Kommiefornia could they dream up that shit. I hate that commercial.
"So I got some studio space today" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh that's a good one PV3.
You're the man. You have something here. Keep reviewing shit, I'll watch it.
He's like a strange mix of John Krasinski and Jason Bateman
You spelled amazing wrong.
With some early Jim Carrey facial expressions and vibe thrown in to boot
I'd love to see PVIII review music
Commenting bc I’m here before you become ridiculously famous, your videos give me a laugh durring quarantine, never stop doing what you’re doing. Cant wait to see what you come up with, I know I can like every video before I watch it. I turn all my friends to you
Seriously, review whatever you're in the mood for. They're all gold!
Maybe you could start reviewing pairings? Like, terrible booze.. terrible food that *somehow* goes well with terrible booze?
How is it that ytube notifs actually work for this channel. I get notified WHEN you upload
Soccer/football, woodworking, high school, camping, and a music album. But not like a new one. Something from 1998.
Honestly loved that you ventured out into something different. But also hope that you don’t lose your roots & where you started & keep doing alcoholic reviews too.
first.
thanks wine guy.
He needs a camera crew kind of like the one on Dirty Jobs. They need to be often on camera, actively involved, and most importantly seen reacting to the things going on around them.
This show deserved more love. I don't know, do a full one about sports, from baseball to the Olympics to the weird ones. Gaelic Football? That's at least a 67
You should review camping in a tent at the beach, the relaxing sounds of waves lulling you to sleep, only that lighthouse going off every 10 seconds won’t shut the heck up.
Do whatever you find fun Prescott because the enjoyment you get will bleed into your work. Also, either you're one hell of an actor or you seriously need a hug brother.
This is absolutely fantastic! Love you, Pres!
Ooooo PVIII rating everything in life is what I needed in the world!
The best channel gets even better. Review whatever you want, we’ll watch.
there is a weird PVIII lore developing with each episode and im loving it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the sporks. Just out of nowhere.
A good addition! I think that this would be a neat once every 2-3 months or so thing. The alcohol content is what I’m subscribed for though for sure
Love the new format! Fantastic job, sir!
Oh man... Prescott.... You just layin it all out there. We love you! 🤗🍻
I am glad you are applying your sommelier skills to things outside of alcohol.
I love this. I hope this channel keeps growing.
I'm going through a breakup. thankfully, I didn't lose 80% of my estate. I did lose all my kitchenware including my favorite knife.
Honestly at this point you could review paint samples from Sherwin-Williams and I'M HERE FOR IT.
This is an amazing journey and I'm happy to be along for the ride.
I love how every video provides further glimpses into the PV3 cinematic universe. I eagerly await what is next in store for our intrepid TH-cam sommelier
Love it! Great job. Keep it coming.
Every video is a delight. Love the idea for this new series
Love the channel man. Do what you want and I’ll support it.
His sarcasm is hall of fame quality!!!!!!!
You gave marriage a much higher rating than I would have thought. I enjoy all your content, but the booze reviews are best.
I didn't know how much i needed this in my life
Shout out Aunt Karen for supporting you! She even bought you headphones that she makes you wear when she has her German friend over!
This is a great new series!! Keep it up!
This was fantastic. Please keep doing these.
I was actually hoping to see you make something like this, keep it up!