OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/im-not-a-furry-but None of us here are furries, that's for sure. But! Who are you making an exception for? ALSO BEFORE Y'ALL START ASKIN "who drew dis??" READ THE DESCRIPTION, ALL THE ARTISTS & WHAT THEY DID ARE LISTED
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Never understood the whole fursuit and fursona stuff. The art though? Hot damn. I'm not a furry but a hot woman is a hot woman, regardless of if she has a tail or fur or anything like that. Anthros, aliens, fantasy races... I don't really care that they're not human. I'll rock up on that female like I'm Captain Kirk.
Nah only Feral-o-philes be doing feral vaporeon. I prefer the Eevee and Jolteon waifus. Especially Jolteon 'cause she be electrifyin' if you know what I mean
Interesting Fact: Markaplier's brother draws and writes the furry comic Two Kinds (PG-13), so it makes sense that he would jokingly do a smash or pass video all these years later.
Yea but da truth be we don' know if Markiplier be a secret furry. We know his brother ain't one 'cause he denied it, these be facts man. As for da two kinds comic, I be like "Da story be borin', I CAME for them characters like dat fluffy brown Natani"
Just when we thought he was the peak of a man with culture he keeps showing that you can always dream higher and I can respect that 👌🏽 That ending thoooo 😂
I don't know why I got recommended this but holy shit it's the cleanest flow I've heard in so long, this is going in my music playlist immediately cause it's dope af and idgaf what the song is talking about
With all of these raps about monster girls I really wanna see you and a female rapper do a whole song about hot monster guys. Gotta cater to a whole range of taste ya know?
This man speaks nothin but the truth with the sickest of flows, like you're gliding round a skate park. Then you add them visuals to that beat and it truly is a work of art.
Listen. You're a furry, you're not a furry, that's fine, but attractive is attractive and if something gonna be so shapely idc whether it's cat, dog, rabbit or fox. Anthro women are just built different. Song proves it.
You got to watch out for them anamorphic girls. What is next furry alien girls showing up on earth. Yup you would date a gorgeous 9 tail fox women. But really Lola was a good reason to be jealous of buggs bunny.
And Felicia isn't a animal she is a demon cat girl pop idol nun I wish I was making that up aswell as the company said she had the biggest breasts and gave measurements to all characters even said only part of her body that wasn't censored by fur was her a.
Yea there be people repeating they ain't no furry 'cause they be scared of turnin' into one. And they be scared of it 'cause they know deep inside it gon' happen some way or another
hey actual furry here. as a person in the furry community i say this shits a banger 10/10 will bop again. and yes you don't have to be a furry to like all the ladies in this video. and you don't have to be a furry to enjoy this video and song. peace out. much love.
Awooo Y1FF Y1FF then. I don't know if you think there should be a version of da song for da girls and gays/byes. 'Cause I'd be choosin' Sonic, Tony The Tiger and Jike the Wolf in it. But da straight version be strikin' a cord in mo' peeps dun. So yeah there be straigh' furries, or at least straigh' people who be like "Damn them anthro B1CH1Z are hotter than the Sun bro"
I'm most definitely a furry. You can say you would smash a furry character it doesn't make you a furry, there's a few steps to go but that's not important.
We already love elf women, Nekos, kitsune, lamias, etc. So why not furry girls? You don't have to be a monster to like monster girls, so why would you have to be a furry to like furry girls?
I can't believe that the only references I didn't know were Carmelita and Krystal Fox, I should probably be disappointed in myself but it's too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's an old meme: "Everyone's furry for Krystal." The idea is that Krystal is so hot that even people who would never admit to finding anthropomorphic characters attractive will have to make an exception. (Also, icon-snap!)
@@vylbird8014 Yeah totally mate. There is a meme about the "Furry Paradox" that goes : "If you want to do her, you are a Furry, but if you don't, you are gay". Which is best ? I don't know. And Krystal is rather sexy for someone with a British accent
This song was amazing. Both of you guys did an amazing job. This song is one for the people of culture and it came from none other than the men of culture themselves. Great song.
It's the combined appeal of cute cartoon characters, our deep trust to animal pets and an appreciation of sexually arousing human shapes. And sometimes, it's even rooted in their personality as well. That's really all there is, bros ^^
This is perfect, in the singing, the word play, contextual reference, saying as it is in song form.... WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT!?! Real question is, why not look like that. lol Honestly, this is one of my favorite songs in long time, comical, refreshing, and FUN... You know fun, what we need more of. My hats off to you
I remember during middle school, the boys used to bash and roast anything furry. Every thing changed when they saw my Furry Oc picture I drew. They snatched it right out of my hand and said “ I would f***k the sh***t out of her” I'm like WTF
OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/im-not-a-furry-but
None of us here are furries, that's for sure. But! Who are you making an exception for?
ALSO BEFORE Y'ALL START ASKIN "who drew dis??" READ THE DESCRIPTION, ALL THE ARTISTS & WHAT THEY DID ARE LISTED
I've never seen the goofy movies, I've been saying them for when I become a parent to watch with my kids
the GOAT even with the sauces but I ain't a furry
So what was digimons answer to Gardevoir?
@@bringiton4drago371 Renamon foxfire furry type
Take renamon Unagi from MHA maybe.almost forgot Shield Heros own Raphtalia. Foxfgirl and she a baddie with a blade.
I'm not a furry... but... hear me out....
Nooooo lol 😂
I'm listening
No I will not
Relatable
No,to ohio you go
I pray to the TH-cam gods that this stays monetized 🙏🏾💯😂
Our father to whom we prey we ask you to grace us with the blessings of the TH-cam algorithm so these fine gentlemen of upstanding culture may earn the rewards that there work of art may provide. Amen
Update: shit got demonized. They're gonna repost it with a "cleaner" title in a day or so.
Fr and I didn't expect you to he here loll
That little convo at the end killed me.
@@noice_x3897 update to the update, remonitized
He named off all the big dogs without mentioning a single FNAF character. Astounding.
Nobody sane wants to bang a Robot with a rotting corpse of a five-year-old inside though.
An impressive feat, no doubt.
because those are robots 💀
@@glockroach5731 You'd be surprised how many people don't care.💀💀
FNAF?
Never understood the whole fursuit and fursona stuff. The art though? Hot damn.
I'm not a furry but a hot woman is a hot woman, regardless of if she has a tail or fur or anything like that.
Anthros, aliens, fantasy races... I don't really care that they're not human.
I'll rock up on that female like I'm Captain Kirk.
Hell yeah bro, a lady is a lady. Gotta love em.
Agreed
Some people say freak others say kinky the correct term is open minded
This man gets it xD
Y'all are gentleman, treating ladies like equals
Ham continuing to prove he’s the most cultured man in Nerdcore.
its a bad song tho why would you.
@Wolfen Bleed hmm I don't know
@@wolfenbleed274 skill issue on your part ngl
@@wolfenbleed274hear me out tho
@@boltenmosslol ong tho
That vaporeon line got me messed up dawg true men of culture as expected
Nah only Feral-o-philes be doing feral vaporeon. I prefer the Eevee and Jolteon waifus. Especially Jolteon 'cause she be electrifyin' if you know what I mean
Interesting Fact: Markaplier's brother draws and writes the furry comic Two Kinds (PG-13), so it makes sense that he would jokingly do a smash or pass video all these years later.
Yea but da truth be we don' know if Markiplier be a secret furry. We know his brother ain't one 'cause he denied it, these be facts man. As for da two kinds comic, I be like "Da story be borin', I CAME for them characters like dat fluffy brown Natani"
Wait...that Fischbach IS related to Mark? I thought it was just coincidence that they shared a name.
I never knew that
Just when we thought he was the peak of a man with culture he keeps showing that you can always dream higher and I can respect that 👌🏽
That ending thoooo 😂
This is easily the most cultured rap out right now and we still in January 😄
Props to Ham and GBJ for keeping it real 👏🏿👏🏿
This track has me cracking up, it’s so good!🔥🔥
Real talk, the creators knew what they were doing when they made these characters🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why I got recommended this but holy shit it's the cleanest flow I've heard in so long, this is going in my music playlist immediately cause it's dope af and idgaf what the song is talking about
Same lol
The exact thing that happened to me
With all of these raps about monster girls I really wanna see you and a female rapper do a whole song about hot monster guys. Gotta cater to a whole range of taste ya know?
IM PANSEXUAL I NEED THIISSSSS
Yeah boi we need some more representation, lets get some furr- err hot monster guys, yes that is what I was going to say.
That would be interesting
I'm a straight(-ish) dude and even I want this.
Aight, ima write it and do the beat, then get my team to sing it...
Any specific character requests?
This man's culture knows absolutely no bounds! Wonder what the next installment in this legendary saga will be.
This man speaks nothin but the truth with the sickest of flows, like you're gliding round a skate park. Then you add them visuals to that beat and it truly is a work of art.
I heard this first on Spotify and when I heard it out of nowhere I couldn’t hold in that laughter.
Listen. You're a furry, you're not a furry, that's fine, but attractive is attractive and if something gonna be so shapely idc whether it's cat, dog, rabbit or fox. Anthro women are just built different. Song proves it.
Yes. Exactly non furry here. But Anthro women make me horny.
I feel like this started as a conversation in a game chat or something then Ham Sandwich said "FUCK IT, WE BALL!! GET ME A BEAT MAN-"
"I just like hot chicks....who just so happen to have fur on them" NGA PLEASE😭🙏
Dude was that Carmelita Fox? You're a LEGEND for the Sly Cooper reference.
And Rivet from R+C. But the OGs remember Angela Cross from 2 and Sasha from 3...
Really bringing out all the waifu’s that made practically everyone in the anime community question themselves…me included.
You got to watch out for them anamorphic girls. What is next furry alien girls showing up on earth. Yup you would date a gorgeous 9 tail fox women. But really Lola was a good reason to be jealous of buggs bunny.
And Felicia isn't a animal she is a demon cat girl pop idol nun I wish I was making that up aswell as the company said she had the biggest breasts and gave measurements to all characters even said only part of her body that wasn't censored by fur was her a.
@@loganshaw4527 Whatya mean by "9 tail fox woman". Ninetales ?
@@vultusalbus4216 well there are alot of nine tails. Pokemon,yukai, Naruto
@@loganshaw4527 Naruto ain't a Furry to me. He's a Kemonomimi
Bruh the music stopped as he said: that means we are multiplying.
You got me dead on my floor laughing
"tryna slide on Loona, I don't care if she kills me" sameeeee dawwwggggg xD
A man of culture as always, smooth with the rapping as always. Another hit added to the collection
2:41 " What a real non-furry explain" "imma pull a legoshi and hit a bunny doggy style" My stepdad cracked
"markiplier was cooking with that smash or pass" dawg
This song added 4 years to my life from the joy and humor
I went through so many emotions during Ham's part I completely forgot Gameboy was on this till he jumped in.
My guy had to put in 'I'm not a furry!' quote, so many times in that verse just to avoid that looming *SUS* tag!😂😂👍🏾
Yea there be people repeating they ain't no furry 'cause they be scared of turnin' into one. And they be scared of it 'cause they know deep inside it gon' happen some way or another
This arc of Ham Sandwich is crazy 😭
hey actual furry here. as a person in the furry community i say this shits a banger 10/10 will bop again. and yes you don't have to be a furry to like all the ladies in this video. and you don't have to be a furry to enjoy this video and song. peace out. much love.
Awooo Y1FF Y1FF then. I don't know if you think there should be a version of da song for da girls and gays/byes. 'Cause I'd be choosin' Sonic, Tony The Tiger and Jike the Wolf in it. But da straight version be strikin' a cord in mo' peeps dun. So yeah there be straigh' furries, or at least straigh' people who be like "Damn them anthro B1CH1Z are hotter than the Sun bro"
@@vultusalbus4216wth
@@vultusalbus4216As a bi furry, Tony can get it.
I'm most definitely a furry. You can say you would smash a furry character it doesn't make you a furry, there's a few steps to go but that's not important.
Ham Sandwich x GameboyJones is the kind of high culture crossover we need to listen more often. As a fellow furry, I confirm this song is a classic.
The most cultured rap artists known to man:
Love how he even questions if this is a monster girl rap in the title
We already love elf women, Nekos, kitsune, lamias, etc. So why not furry girls? You don't have to be a monster to like monster girls, so why would you have to be a furry to like furry girls?
THIS shit is HARD FACTS.
Bruh, I love that these songs are not only fire, but I can feel just how much fun you have making them!!!
This may be my first video of yours, but it sure as hell won't be the last. You my friend, deserve way more subscribers
Another Banger From Ham Sandwich 💯
Plus GameboyJones 💯
Last Lines Had Me Laughing My Ass Off 😂
Disappointed underrated is not in their vocab
"I'm tryna slide on loona I don't care if it kills me" real asl
Ham and Gameboy are men of cultural and fine taste.
Ham a rapper and a comedian. “Vaporeon thoughts. I’m not going to say i.” Shit was funny
Ham is simply a man of culture
This is an undisputed fact 😌
🤣🤣🤣 This is simultaneously one of the funniest songs I've heard while still being fire🔥
I can't believe that the only references I didn't know were Carmelita and Krystal Fox, I should probably be disappointed in myself but it's too hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's an old meme: "Everyone's furry for Krystal." The idea is that Krystal is so hot that even people who would never admit to finding anthropomorphic characters attractive will have to make an exception.
(Also, icon-snap!)
@@vylbird8014 Yeah totally mate. There is a meme about the "Furry Paradox" that goes : "If you want to do her, you are a Furry, but if you don't, you are gay". Which is best ? I don't know. And Krystal is rather sexy for someone with a British accent
I know it's a year later but if you know them all can you tell me from where the bunny that appears on 0:53 is?
nvm it's Star Wars: Visions
The ‘dare me’ sampling hit different lol
I never expected to find someone with amazing rap songs that are funny at the same time
You were right. We were NOT ready for that.
Nothing like a hammy drop to spice up the day
Im not a furry but, *proceeds to list a bunch of furry girls which the author likes*
Ham is COOKIN'. This man is cultured asf!
😂ik ham be having fun writing this.
This song was amazing. Both of you guys did an amazing job. This song is one for the people of culture and it came from none other than the men of culture themselves. Great song.
People that don’t admit that Rouge is fucking hot are just scared to admit the truth
1:26
BRO THIS GOT ME DYYYYYYYYING
He really said homie was cooking with that smash or pass THERE IS NO WAAAY
"Carmelita fox, crystal fox, gimme either one imma eat the box" had absolutely NO reason going that hard
How did I not find out about this masterpiece sooner!? This is amazing!!
A fish? My brother in Christ, you need a few sips of holy water. 💀
This video captures the true essence of why Im not a furry thanks ham and gameboy
You tripping 😂
He drops this a day before I broke down and did the pokemon Smash or Pass. 😭😂
"There's no law against the pokemon bats" - Joker
WHY DOES IT SLAP SO HARD????!!!!
god this song, just as good as the last 2 i cant wait to see what you come up with next for "monster girls"
"THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN"
“Vaporeon you know what I ain’t gonna say it
Absolutely insane💀
Love how he steamrolls through all the Pokemon but even he is under the collective agreement that Vaporeon is overdone and just no.
This song was equal parts mad beats and memes, absolutely fantastic, keep it up
I’m making an exception for Lola and tawana bro I can’t EVEN LIE
Renamon debuted in 2001, gardevoir debuted in 2002, so it seems like gardevoir was game freaks response to renamon, not the other way around
Ham and GBJ are perfect comedian duo, they're here for the people 😸
Don't care anymore, if a character is hot and kind then it's all game regardless what they are. ❤😊
2:05 - D Y A I M !😳 That Lucario though...
It's the combined appeal of cute cartoon characters, our deep trust to animal pets and an appreciation of sexually arousing human shapes.
And sometimes, it's even rooted in their personality as well.
That's really all there is, bros ^^
This song dawg😂😂…also I’ve seen Ham has done his research with Pokémon
whats the source for that fox girl sheriff with the taped mouth that appeared at 0:46?
edit: its said in the second half of the song. carmelita fox
not a furry but where my bar for nicole?
I usually have a lot to say, but this song left me speechless tbh... You just gotta love Ham and GB for doing this though 😂😂
Y'all are insane for this one. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TBONE BAR!
The "Culture" Hokage has dropped his furry susanoo on us...
This is 🔥🔥🔥💯
Yooh dawg with that neferpitou reference thank you
That line is fire too 🔥
Just two non fury guys rapping about hot chicks, who just happen to have fur on them nothing wrong with it
Yup
This is my anthem now
The man of culture strikes again!!!
And Ham Sandwich strikes once more. Love this stuff, man.
I'm not a furry but god damn! I didn't realize how many there actually was! And they do be attractive tho
Man this ain't even a 1 percent of attractive furry women.
@@glquam07 Nah 'cause you haven't seen FA and E to the Six to the Two to the One bro
@@vultusalbus4216 was that English? Details. I need them.
@@glquam07 The e6 website and FurAffinity
Nah not even Gumball's mom is safe😂😂😂 0:59 and 2:18
2:00 He said Vaporean is level 3😂😂
This is why I fuck with Ham and GBJ
This man cannot not drop a banger
Out of literally EVERYTHING you have made. This is one i get in reccomendations. And the first vid of yours i have seen.
"I-I caught a Pokémon batman 😈..."
"But Like Hypothetically speaking..." Bro I LOST It this shit was great
Nah, you is furry, AND, that's fine.
I absolutely love how this starts. You came out swinging hard right from the start
I am a furry and I approve this message!
Same
@@lukasmaclean9885 furry or approved?
Meow. There be Blaze but the problem is she be under age if ya know what I mean
This is perfect, in the singing, the word play, contextual reference, saying as it is in song form.... WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THAT!?!
Real question is, why not look like that. lol
Honestly, this is one of my favorite songs in long time, comical, refreshing, and FUN... You know fun, what we need more of. My hats off to you
"I'm not a furry". An example of cope.
yep I've officially lost every brain cell possible
I remember during middle school, the boys used to bash and roast anything furry. Every thing changed when they saw my Furry Oc picture I drew. They snatched it right out of my hand and said “ I would f***k the sh***t out of her”
I'm like WTF
Some things are just objectively attractive.
Like Jessica Rabbit
Eh, its middle school the dumb ones always say shit like that to sound cool
This is the most "caught in 4k song" i ever heard