Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.
"Just one week, after mom and dad died, you got arrested for fighting" Sounds to me like someone grieving in their own less than healthy way. As bitter as that might make me as a sibling, unless they broke out in a fight at the funeral or something, I could probably forgive them for something like that
Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.
Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.
Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.
CinemaSins. The place where you can finally sorta watch the movies you said you would when u saw the ads and then didn't go see it knowing it was in theatres.
Try something clever, like a character in your movie does something cliche, and that person's friend says something like "That's so cliche, it should be a sin."
I wouldn't be surprised if movies have referenced cinemasins. Maybe not the higher budget ones but surely a cinemasins fan has made a movie. Out of 9 million people?
One more sin; any self respecting space agency with 30+ rocket launch pads would not put them so close together that an explosion on one pad would probably engulf several other pads. So either you have one exploded rocket and a bunch of now likely damaged if not incapacitated rockets struck by the flames and debris. But, if any of those rockets were fueled you might just get the world's worst game of dominos with exploding rockets. Or at least a couple of punctured and leaking fuel tanks next to a now on fire launchpad and used-to-be-a-rocket. If those aren't the launchpads but just a bunch of rockets on crawlers waiting to go to the launch pads then everything I said above is null. But still, it deserves a sin because you have all your rockets in one area, with no protection. All it would take is one hijacked or broken airplane on a collision course and a fair few of your rockets are now sitting ducks. Just, spread them out. Have five facilities instead of one easy target. Granted I would also have to minus one sin because NASA having thirty shuttles instead of nothing atm fulfills one of my childhood hopes for the future.
That moment when the movie directors ignore the fact that storms are caused by changing air mass and not just random cloud deciding "I now want to produce lightning"
The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.
Could have had a bonus round for all the scientific inaccuracies, or you could have saved yourself the time and just added 500 sins. They flew a shuttle straight up and flew it over to the ISS like a plane FFS. That's not how orbiting works, that's not how any of this works.
Michael Caruth I agree I was watching girl interrupted again and they literally say girl interrupted in the first paragraph of dialogue. I thought the myself ROLL CREDITS.
1:37 “Also, this is apparently a sophisticated yada yada net that does blah blah blah and controls the weather with a duh-duh-duh series of thingamabobs” -Cinemasins
Even before I watch this, one of the biggest problems with this film is trying to merge political intrigue, spy thriller, and disaster movie all into one. Too much going on to establish a coherent narrative.
Disaster movies: For 30 years letting us know that humans are destroying the planet and we should do something about it. What you may ask? Well, paying these hacks to watch their movies so they can get rich definitely sound like a solution to them.
Also, I'm pretty sure The Rock already did that. (Spy thriller - Sean Connery playing a Bond-type guy that doesn't officially exist; political intrigue - military man turning against his government for a sympathetic reason/government keeping secrets from other members of it: disaster movie - Nicolas Cage/explosions)
I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...
Landlines can’t be hacked. (Tapped yes, but it requires being local not remote). Landlines aren’t subject to common power outages. Also they don’t have to be charged so you don’t run out of battery. Wired Landlines is actually a good idea.
you can block, intercept, change the call destinations from land lines, does that count as 'hacking'? and it doesn't require being local for 'tapping' a land line.
I like how all the movies that try to spread fear about environmental issues fail basic physics. What better way to try and affect change in the real world than to ignore how the real world works?
For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works. My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.
You forgot the "Protagonists manage to avert disaster with just a few seconds to spare" cliche. Seriously, it's so infuriating. Film-makers say they do this for suspense, but every time we see a deadline like this, there's no suspense at all because we know they'll succeed, because they always succeed with almost no time left. One day, just for a bit of variety, I want to see them save the world with several whole minutes to spare.
Indeed. Granted, they got on before they (most of them) died, but the ark was going to smash into Everest, and they averted that just in time. Then there's Olympus Has Fallen where that bloke disarmed the nuclear self-destruct system with a couple seconds left. Or Tomb Raider, where they were trying to align the planets and she stopped them just before they finished. O Battle Los Angeles, where the USAF were planning a huge bombardment, and the aliens managed to blow up their base just in time to stop them (technically this one's good-guy/bad-guy reversed, and it doesn't show the base being destroyed, but they seemed to believe the bombardment would happen, right up until the clock reached zero. If the aliens had stopped it much earlier, those Marines would have been told). Or Passengers, where they figured out how to fix the ship just in time before it literally fell apart, and where he managed to actually fix it half a second before her holding system failed. Or Angels and Demons, where The Hanks managed to find the anti-matter, and Obi-wan managed to get rid of it, just a few seconds before it exploded. Or Inferno, where The Hanks managed to find the bag full of virus and get rid of it just a few seconds before it finished dissolving into the city's water supply. Or Star Wars: A New Hope, where they managed to blow up the Death Star just before it would have been able to fire on the rebel base. Granted, that didn't having a clock, but it did have an infographic showing it moving towards having direct line-on-sight. Et cetera.
The ending of this movie makes no sense... first they build a machine to stop global warming and stuff, then they destroy it and global warming stuff isn’t back?
ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...
@1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.
@1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.
Illumininja Confirmed I seriously hope you're joking, right? Cos I'm not an american, and I know what HBO is. Home Box Office. A tv station. And the home channel for "Game of Thrones", I believe. But don't quote me on that, lol. 😆
xMElpx, when the channel HBO isn't working, he gets angry and calls the satellite broadcasting it just a malfunctioning weather satellite because it's useless.
5:05 fun fact about how those rockets are lined up: when a rocket launches they have to flood the launch pad,not to put out the fires from the fuel, but because the decibels it generates is so high that it could potentially rip itself apart, by flooding the launch pad they lower the levels down just enough so that is *does not do that*. SO basically even *IF* they needed that many rockets on call they wouldn't even be able to launch them or have them that close to one another in the first place because they absolutely would tear themselves apart. Basically this whole operation is pretty stupid to have in the first place.
yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.
You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem. Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles. Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.
but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics! ... Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...
That moment when a new CinemaSins comes out and you think to yourself "Oh yeah, I wanted to watch that movie." Then about 40 seconds in, you realize that you have actually watched the movie and it was so fking forgettable, that you'd forgotten that you'd actually watched it.
CinemaSins SIN: You missed the biggest sin - According to the 'Geostorm Countdown Timer' no Geostorm actually occurred in this movie. The satellites were fixed prior to the "countdown to Geostorm" time being up. All the destruction in the movie must have been 'just short' of an actual Geostorm.
How do films like this keep getting made? I say this as an aspiring screenwriter/novelist. It's like, all that time you spend honing your craft and learning how to do elegant exposition, character development, etc. is completely wasted given that, for some reason, so many of these sorts of films just don't bother to be coherent/good. How did these screenwriters get their big breaks? More to the point, who are the people seeing these films and financing them?
@Isaiah Garraway Films have to make money - I'm fine by that. If that involves pandering to the Chinese market, fine. China is a rich and varied country, so there's plenty you can do with it. So often, however, films just decide to plop the main character in China because...reasons. The Martian is a film that got it right - it involved China and partially made the Chinese heroes, but the reasons made sense within the narrative and it didn't feel shoehorned. Then there's Transformers... @creeperlord 656 Thanks :-). I make money already though...just not the gazillions of dollars I'm guessing your average blockbuster screenwriter makes! I'm a full-time freelance writer already, just not a screenwriter. I mostly write for children's magazines (fiction and nonfiction) and also write for video game mods (though I don't get paid for the latter, but it's good experience).
Semantic Samuel studios want to make movies fast and cheap. Its always been that way. Thats why there is usually an anounced release date before the script is written
If I may direct your attention to a video, that while makes fun of video games in particular, works quite well to demonstrate why things happen. It's a specific instance but it works quite well to illustrate why the writing goes bad anyway~ th-cam.com/video/tXJ27KHa4Ck/w-d-xo.html
You missed a sin..... The Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world managed to stay standing, while LEANING to one side............ AFTER GETTING HIT BY A TSUNAMI!!!!!! Physics have lost meaning!!!
Would a tsunami even effect a building as big and heavy as burj khalifa. I doubt it would even feel a tremor much less lean to one side. They did it in the movie because it looked cool.
Surprised you never mentioned the loads of debris that came from the space station. That would definitely cause loads of issues for the "Dutch Boy" grid.
4:20 *perfect setup for a Dutch Boy bonus round* _Watches entire video_ *Abject disappointment when there is neither a Dutch Boy nor Geostorm bonus round.* 😭😭😭😭😭
So, Nathan cleaned himself up and became a scientist after getting out of community service. Not bad for a guy who got arrested for stealing pick-and-mix.
My future self contacted me and told me how to avert a major crisis. Had to tell him you can’t change the past. If that thing happens to me in the future, I can’t change that
Shame they couldn't make a good movie out of Geostorm. The premise of saving the planet from global climate change using technology to alter the weather sounded very cool.
There was a teen novel a couple years before this came out that did the same, only specifically with tornadoes. It was an okay read-- I believe they called it "Into the Storm", which was ironic because I think it came out shortly before the tornado film of the same name (which was all they had in common) came out...
Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?
8:23 Adding more to that sin... Hubby and I toured the Houston Space Center about a month ago. (Absolutely recommend it!) On the tour, they showed us all the tech that's being developed for the upcoming Orion Mars missions -- and some of that are the Valkyrie robots, which are specifically designed to do complicated EVA's that involve maintenance. Tour guide: "So if anything goes wrong, we will have lost an expensive robot, but not a human life." So yeah. Screw this movie for not even doing research into the tech that's currently in development...
lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a TH-cam comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.
I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.
11:49 The Day After Tommorow had Tokyo get rocked by an unnatural hailstorm. Not only did this movie go for sloppy seconds, it even went in using the same position.
No Cinema Sins every movie ever has lied to you about being sucked into the vacuum of space except Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and this apparently. The pressure difference isn't strong enough unless your right next to where the first panel blows.
I love how they put the entire fate of humanity into one person to override or shutdown the satellite, did no one ask "wait this might be a bad idea?" lol
Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA
Also, fun thing about maintenance robots like the one that nearly crushed them with a satellite, in real life, those things are designed with limiters, in a basic sense. They aren't supposed to move with a lot of speed and power, they're supposed to be precise and slow so they don't make any mistakes when making repairs. So the idea that one could swing with enough force to nearly kill everyone in that room is a massive sin.
Link in Indiana Jones and the lost ark, Indiana is completely useless the Nazi’s find the ark any way and open it any way and they die and Indiana Jones had no real effect on the movie.
@@seandewell9319 no he was only digging in the wrong place because of indy. If indy had not been at the bar then they would have got the Medalian and been digging in the correct place.
Link dutch boy his story the satellite sound like someone made that up like the watchtower in justice league and also why they don't use the thing for reducing greenhouse gases or pollution or carbon footprint ?
5:36 I laughed so hard at this! I love when he talks bout his college girlfriend. I'd love for him to do a video about her, explaining what went down and why he always brings her up.
‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀
Dakotah Hutchinson Australia was a bit fine in the South but later it was all covered, and I also live in Australia in Victoria which is also south so we’ll just evacuate and hope for the best.
Eh, people die regularly in heatwaves, even without making them super-duper-mega-heatwaves . It's not just heat stroke and dehydration (they help,. mind), it's the wildfires that spring up when you get a drought and a heatwave at the same time, plus the power outages that happen when the entire city runs the air conditioning at once, incidentally meaning that the people who need A/C most can't get it. Note all the fire in that shot of Madrid.
I still call bullshit on this. That's not how heatwaves works, people wouldn't die in the streets like that. There wouldn't be power outage just because of A/C. And there wouldn't be wildfires in the cities. To put things into perspective, Europe had a massive heatwave in 2003 (hottest summer since the 16th century) and there was ~70,000 deaths total on the continent. So, 2 million people dead in Madrid alone (a city of less than 4 million people) is absolutely ridiculous.
If you think about it, it was probably just a normal day when it went up like, 500 degrees or something. Everyone would have been out and doing normal things
I'm willing to agree that some elements of this movie about berserk weather-control satellites may well be unrealistic. If you'd left it there, you wouldn't have made yourself look like a putz. "There wouldn't be power outage just because of A/C." There might well have been, if they had widespread A/C in the first place . Go ask somebody that lived in California in 2006,. Or just google "heat wave power outage", that'll work too.
The movie said two million people died in Madrid in one day, not an entire summer. Like, they just dropped dead all on the same day. It's kind of sad when directors rip off "GI Joe: The Movie."
Oh, lord... this mess. Here's a snippet of my thoughts on it after I saw it: Here's the best way I can think of to describe this film: combine "Armageddon" and "The Day After Tomorrow", and cross it with a "Sharknado" level of storytelling. I'll admit I've not actually seen TDAT in totality, but I do recall a scene where a character was running from cold. That happens TWICE in this film. I also am aware that "Armageddon" has its fans, but I loathe it, and one scene in particular that bugged me in it is when two shuttles are launched almost beside each other. While forget that; here there are several ready to go meters from each other. Yup. Whole bunch of rockets, fully fueled, just sitting on pads. Nothing can go wrong with THAT scenerio.
firefly4f4 See, TDAT was actually good. Plot was basic and not the best, but at least it pulled off the gravity of a global climate disaster really well. Plus the basic plot was at least tight and didn't include all the pointless garbage that plagued Geostorm.
Rest of the world:freezes
Russian:*pathetic*
Lol
russia*
In the European part of Russia there's no snow in the fucking January sometimes.
Canada too
Greenland too
15:40 - How could you fail to sin the fact that lightning strikes made a stadium explode like it was packed with ANFO bombs?!
A CHILLION VOLTS
- the redhead from futurama
@Jaiden Rocha 👍
Technically that CAN happen irl if there's enough lightning bolts hitting the same spectrum. It's happened before, buildings exploding during lightning storms, but not with the same massive force as movie magic here.
Didn't that also happen in The Core with the Roman Colusseum?
He did
When my brother moved to Moscow, Idaho, I thought of this channel.
Why is this comment with 7 likes from 5 months ago at the top
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"Just one week, after mom and dad died, you got arrested for fighting" Sounds to me like someone grieving in their own less than healthy way. As bitter as that might make me as a sibling, unless they broke out in a fight at the funeral or something, I could probably forgive them for something like that
Thank You!! That felt like the most petty and least relevant thing to say in that moment! Also, as a reason why your brilliant brother should hold up his investigation and call you every time something comes up, it was an absolutely ludicrous and dangerous comment and demand!! I really hated how they set up that whole dynamic.
Fr like of all the things you could do in the throes of grief, I’d say getting into a fight is definitely one of the more preferable. Not to mention it wasn’t assaulting someone, it was fighting, meaning that it was two-sided at least to some extent. Honestly not that bad, all things considered.
But you wouldn't forgive because why?
Just admit that you're an ass at very selective points
Just admit that you're a jerk
My eyes and ears are blown the tallest building hasn’t fallen over and there’s like 20 rocket ships beside each other physics went on a vacation
That they put All the rocket ships side by side, because all the liftoffs never ever will explode uh no
Tallest building in the world is at a freakin 45 degree angle and still standing lmao.
Yeah, launch pads are typically several miles apart for a reason. If a rocket explodes on the pad when fully fueled, it's going to cause a massive explosion, and you don't want that setting off a chain reaction if you have other rockets on the pad.
@@raptor2265 ^
This is what commas are used for
The year is 2022 and the video length is 20:22 proof cinema sins was on this movie
Lol
It's just a coincidence dick 🧀 cheese
I've only got 20:21...
@@chrisallie2224 ok boomer
@@Soapduck_ what's a boomer
The sins would be well over 500 if you counted all the scientific inaccuracies
Elongated Muskrat 🙌😅
Elongated Muskrat or where they decided to say fuck any scientific explanation let’s just do sci fi shit
Elongated Muskrat I fucking love your name
Rampage, every marvel movie ever, every DC movie ever, and specific moments in star wars
R/iamverysmart
Cinema sins is essentially the spark notes of movies for me at this point. I can just see a bunch of movie summaries for free
Saves having to sit through shitty movies lol
CinemaSins. The place where you can finally sorta watch the movies you said you would when u saw the ads and then didn't go see it knowing it was in theatres.
Exactly right, This channel is how I experienced Home Alone 2, Cars 2, and The Martian, to name a few
I watched the movie
It was not good
Would you copy someones' work and sell it as your own?
That's what piracy is
I wanna make a movie where on a chalkboard in the background it'll say "CinemaSins will Sin this"
Try something clever, like a character in your movie does something cliche, and that person's friend says something like "That's so cliche, it should be a sin."
Where'd you get your pfp? That looks like an awesome drawing of KP.
@@thepickygamer4450 🤣🤣🤣 now that itself would be cliche! And a sin itself!!
It’s been done....
I wouldn't be surprised if movies have referenced cinemasins. Maybe not the higher budget ones but surely a cinemasins fan has made a movie. Out of 9 million people?
One more sin; any self respecting space agency with 30+ rocket launch pads would not put them so close together that an explosion on one pad would probably engulf several other pads. So either you have one exploded rocket and a bunch of now likely damaged if not incapacitated rockets struck by the flames and debris. But, if any of those rockets were fueled you might just get the world's worst game of dominos with exploding rockets. Or at least a couple of punctured and leaking fuel tanks next to a now on fire launchpad and used-to-be-a-rocket.
If those aren't the launchpads but just a bunch of rockets on crawlers waiting to go to the launch pads then everything I said above is null. But still, it deserves a sin because you have all your rockets in one area, with no protection. All it would take is one hijacked or broken airplane on a collision course and a fair few of your rockets are now sitting ducks. Just, spread them out. Have five facilities instead of one easy target.
Granted I would also have to minus one sin because NASA having thirty shuttles instead of nothing atm fulfills one of my childhood hopes for the future.
Also, ISS IV is cool.
**DING**
1000 IQ
I read this comment the way Jeremy would speak for some reason xD
Thanks for that, informative and interesting
That moment when the movie directors ignore the fact that storms are caused by changing air mass and not just random cloud deciding "I now want to produce lightning"
Damn 2022 is in actually 3 years ...
Get ready man life's gun be a short one
InfamousRenegade I feel old now
@InfamousRenegade and we still dont have flying cars, but with good reason, imagine a car accident in the sky
lol just dont die 4head
InfamousRenegade mega oof
Who would win
A complex series of storms caused by the Earth's tilt and rotations
Or
One Dutchy boi.
Shrek
The Dutchy Boi would win if it were 20 years older and have wings. Because then it would have octopus captain, and Johnny Depp would have to luck his was through a funny feature-film, in which Dutchy Boi does lock masts with the Black pearl in a Whirlpool. Therefore I think they sent octopus to space, and they are coming back to kill us all. Just saying. Put the calamari down.
Who would win?
A legendary ‘Splode
Or...
*A COUPLE OF LEAVES*
TheFieryMeteor earth doesnt spin. Its not a ball. Idk what it is but its not a spinning ball
it's flat obviously @Rudy Straight
Could have had a bonus round for all the scientific inaccuracies, or you could have saved yourself the time and just added 500 sins. They flew a shuttle straight up and flew it over to the ISS like a plane FFS. That's not how orbiting works, that's not how any of this works.
FINALLY! Someone pointed out the not existing orbital mechanics, it annoyed the shit out of me
I think they saved themselves the time by not adding that bonus round.
This video would be five hours long.
Just bring in Neil Tyson to do the science sinning. “Mysteries of Geostorm: f*ck your physics, give me money!”
+they used the SPACE SHUTTLE, in 2022..
If we survive 2020, this is going to actually happen in the year 2022
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE GADDAMMIT
2020 starts the end of the world. Each year gets worse xd
you practically just copied someone elses comment. You literally only get likes because you are recognizable.
@Chonky Chicken ye youtube comments section are 90% reposts
The world will end when this man stops commenting
This channel has both ruined movies and made them better for me. Every time I watch a movie and they say the title, “roll credits!” Every time.
I piss my wife off now because I count the logo time.
Same tho
Michael Caruth I agree I was watching girl interrupted again and they literally say girl interrupted in the first paragraph of dialogue. I thought the myself ROLL CREDITS.
I find myself counting a lot of sins while watching movies too. My favorites are "This works", "They survive this", and "Roll credits!"
Czah5 haha
"Does Gerard Butler have a massive student loan or something? Is that why he does all these shit films?"
-Sir Isaac Newton
u see den of thieves?, i thought he was the best actor in that movie
James Burgess 😂😂😂😂😂😂
i honestly wanna punch you right now i honestly like gerard butler
I don't think the guys above hate him, but he's not a Thespian, that's all they are saying.
Oh look you stole a tweet so original
1:37
“Also, this is apparently a sophisticated yada yada net that does blah blah blah and controls the weather with a duh-duh-duh series of thingamabobs”
-Cinemasins
That part brought me to the comments 😂
@@wizzardgame8343 could of just said up yours like the daughter on poltergeist
Cinemasins knows how to summarise any Michael Bays movie in 5 seconds.
Yo, stop tryna give the year 2020 any new ideas
Now that you mention it...(spoilers) heard of "Greenland" yet?
@@lindasmith6316 SHH
2020's gonna hear you
XD SMH
this comment is so dumbb
we already got corona and the California wild fires, we dont need fucking lighting strikes at 1 strike per second
Even before I watch this, one of the biggest problems with this film is trying to merge political intrigue, spy thriller, and disaster movie all into one. Too much going on to establish a coherent narrative.
Jakk Frost I felt this movie was all over the place. I waa confused and honestly checked out watching this
Disaster movies: For 30 years letting us know that humans are destroying the planet and we should do something about it. What you may ask? Well, paying these hacks to watch their movies so they can get rich definitely sound like a solution to them.
Also, I'm pretty sure The Rock already did that. (Spy thriller - Sean Connery playing a Bond-type guy that doesn't officially exist; political intrigue - military man turning against his government for a sympathetic reason/government keeping secrets from other members of it: disaster movie - Nicolas Cage/explosions)
BrentDreher Don't forget having Ed Harris as the bad guy.
Jonathan Campbell well....that's all three, so I wasn't sure what to use for each example
Who would win?
Scientists, soldiers, and millions of people
Or...
Some rain
SyncXer this is easy the rain duh
SyncXer “some rain”
Me: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH*
Some rainy bois
Who would?
Millions of gallons of water!
But when the water is filling your lungs I darn you to try saying “some rain”
I wanna say something badass like Ultron's reply: "ask Noa", but Armageddon was a movie with a "rain" consisting of a hail/hell-storm of meteors that, ironically, did less damage to Earth as a whole than the Biblical do-over, so I'm kinda frying my brain over this conundrum right now. Oh well...
Landlines can’t be hacked. (Tapped yes, but it requires being local not remote). Landlines aren’t subject to common power outages. Also they don’t have to be charged so you don’t run out of battery. Wired Landlines is actually a good idea.
That's a good point
you can block, intercept, change the call destinations from land lines, does that count as 'hacking'? and it doesn't require being local for 'tapping' a land line.
Good point. But did they call this out in the movie? If not, then it should be sinned.
True, but it's also the last thing somebody would expect a person in the 2020's to use as well
That *was* true in like 1988 or so. Today pretty much *all* landlines are digital and either ISDN or VoIP.
World : Freezes over
Russians wearing summer clothes : *Ah,Summer is here comrades! Very good.*
Nope in that movie, Russia is burned
@@andreasbonaparte8171 could u maybe just shut up
@@randomandrew2356 No you shut up
Nope in that comment was a joke featured
Piss yourself, NOW
I like how all the movies that try to spread fear about environmental issues fail basic physics. What better way to try and affect change in the real world than to ignore how the real world works?
Hence, Democrats.
Spencer Frank Clayton: not sure why hard science is a democrat thing
Being a Democrat is irrelevant. Sounds like an excuse for a living abortion to take a political jab at the opposing party.
The "science" in this movie is just as broken as the "science" behind global warming.
For the people who are confused about Spencer's comment. He wasn't saying democrats were related to environmental issues. He was poking fun at the OP's second sentence, in saying, democrats try to change the real world, yet ignore how the real world works.
My guess is he's trying to reference the fact about them wanting open borders, and advocating that illegals be bypassed through our legal system to become actual citizens, and not seeing economic repercussions. Or that they talk about how making guns illegal will decrease crime involving guns. Both aren't substantiated by evidence and go against all logic. It was a generalization, but it was a joke all the same. Don't take it personally.
You forgot the "Protagonists manage to avert disaster with just a few seconds to spare" cliche.
Seriously, it's so infuriating. Film-makers say they do this for suspense, but every time we see a deadline like this, there's no suspense at all because we know they'll succeed, because they always succeed with almost no time left.
One day, just for a bit of variety, I want to see them save the world with several whole minutes to spare.
Yes, like 10,000 people managing to get on the "ark" in the movie 2012 with only ten minutes to go!
Indeed. Granted, they got on before they (most of them) died, but the ark was going to smash into Everest, and they averted that just in time.
Then there's Olympus Has Fallen where that bloke disarmed the nuclear self-destruct system with a couple seconds left.
Or Tomb Raider, where they were trying to align the planets and she stopped them just before they finished.
O Battle Los Angeles, where the USAF were planning a huge bombardment, and the aliens managed to blow up their base just in time to stop them (technically this one's good-guy/bad-guy reversed, and it doesn't show the base being destroyed, but they seemed to believe the bombardment would happen, right up until the clock reached zero. If the aliens had stopped it much earlier, those Marines would have been told).
Or Passengers, where they figured out how to fix the ship just in time before it literally fell apart, and where he managed to actually fix it half a second before her holding system failed.
Or Angels and Demons, where The Hanks managed to find the anti-matter, and Obi-wan managed to get rid of it, just a few seconds before it exploded.
Or Inferno, where The Hanks managed to find the bag full of virus and get rid of it just a few seconds before it finished dissolving into the city's water supply.
Or Star Wars: A New Hope, where they managed to blow up the Death Star just before it would have been able to fire on the rebel base. Granted, that didn't having a clock, but it did have an infographic showing it moving towards having direct line-on-sight.
Et cetera.
Ah, Hollywood! lol
In a movie like geo storm it would be best if it happens during the opening credits.
i wanna see them fail to save the world and bitchslap everyone watching with that
The ending of this movie makes no sense... first they build a machine to stop global warming and stuff, then they destroy it and global warming stuff isn’t back?
ISS was a control center for the sat grid which is what does all the weather changes. They saved the sat grid and gave control back to NASA when ISS exploded. Did you watch the movie or just watch the sins? and stuff...
Wouldn't the collisional cascading
Destroyed everything after some time.
*rolls eyes* Its called Climate Change, only scientifically illiterate call it global warming.
@1kparmar It's called global warming because that's what the journalists called it. It's also called Climate change, which is the scientific name. Both refer to the same phenomenon: The increase of earth's average temperature.
@1kparmar No, you only remember Journalists saying scientists using global warming. Furthermore, both are the exact same. Both are referring to the increase in temperatures globally.
That "Let It Go" joke was just cold, man.
I'll see myself out.
Underrated comment of the century.
It never bothered me anyway
@@codiez Ice one dude.
Icy what you just did there
10:33 _I like how he says this while there are 69 sins on the board_
SEANYMONEY -_- oh god
Fucking perfect
Convenience 100
Now that's a good dialogue
12:32 Possibly the best sin he's said in a long time!
And that's not even to put down his other sins, that one is just so hilariously phrased!
Micah Philson well, damn! 😂😂😂😂
Illumininja Confirmed I seriously hope you're joking, right? Cos I'm not an american, and I know what HBO is. Home Box Office. A tv station. And the home channel for "Game of Thrones", I believe. But don't quote me on that, lol. 😆
When not everyone gets the sarcasm
Can someone explain it? I dont get it.
xMElpx, when the channel HBO isn't working, he gets angry and calls the satellite broadcasting it just a malfunctioning weather satellite because it's useless.
"we had a good streak but there does HBO again."
_subscribes_
What's hbo.. Short for toothless hobo
@@chrisallie2224 Hobo without the first O
0:40
The drought and flood are gonna cancel each other out ?
Someone's good in algebra
I did everything I could to avoid this movie, but now, I am compelled to see the cliffnotes version for humor purposes!
I gotta ding myself now.
New Message kk
I had absolutely no idea what you were talking about till i read your name and pfp
Kudos... your little alarm bell thing got me good, I totally clicked on it. Granted I drank 150 ml of 52% alcohol in less than a minute, but still...
Ha! Ha! Ding myself thats funny.
We do.. great taste, even!
5:05 fun fact about how those rockets are lined up: when a rocket launches they have to flood the launch pad,not to put out the fires from the fuel, but because the decibels it generates is so high that it could potentially rip itself apart, by flooding the launch pad they lower the levels down just enough so that is *does not do that*. SO basically even *IF* they needed that many rockets on call they wouldn't even be able to launch them or have them that close to one another in the first place because they absolutely would tear themselves apart. Basically this whole operation is pretty stupid to have in the first place.
And why go with shuttles when you can use cheaper, safer capsules?
yeah! basically, hollywood really f***ed up this one. I guess it looks 'cool' but honestly it just bothers me for all the reasons stated. Go home movie, you did bad.
But hey, since when do Disaster movies ever follow logic. Remember those massive sink holes that the main characters can magically outrun on foot!
You're assuming that in the magical future time of 2022 they haven't found a solution for this problem.
Which, okay, that's only 4 years away so unless Geostorm takes place in some kind of alternate reality where someone activated the Infinite Money cheatcode for the entire planet, no, they wouldn't have, but then again this movie is also asking us to believe that we can invent, build and deploy a fully functional weather control system by next year with today's economy and technology *and then* still have enough left over to build such a huge fleet of space shuttles.
Basically, overcoming the takeoff vibrations is the least of the problems this movie has.
but it still means that even if we did do all that, we would also be breaking the laws of physics!
...
Also I just thought that was a neat fact that maybe some people didn't know and I wanted to share it, this seemed like a neat place to share it...
Geostorm
90% CGI
10% guy from 300
David H THIS IS SPARTA
This is madness
THIS IS GEOSTORM
King leonidus vs Nature
Why does he do all shit movies? (Except for 300)
Strange you haven't done The 5th Wave yet. There's a movie just begging to be sinned.
I'm still waiting for that one. I refuse to watch it because it's shit, but like, I still kinda want to see it in this pseudo-summarized form.
I'm pretty sure he did it when it came out.
That moment when a new CinemaSins comes out and you think to yourself "Oh yeah, I wanted to watch that movie." Then about 40 seconds in, you realize that you have actually watched the movie and it was so fking forgettable, that you'd forgotten that you'd actually watched it.
CinemaSins SIN: You missed the biggest sin - According to the 'Geostorm Countdown Timer' no Geostorm actually occurred in this movie. The satellites were fixed prior to the "countdown to Geostorm" time being up. All the destruction in the movie must have been 'just short' of an actual Geostorm.
How do films like this keep getting made? I say this as an aspiring screenwriter/novelist. It's like, all that time you spend honing your craft and learning how to do elegant exposition, character development, etc. is completely wasted given that, for some reason, so many of these sorts of films just don't bother to be coherent/good. How did these screenwriters get their big breaks? More to the point, who are the people seeing these films and financing them?
Semantic Samuel The new market I'd now to pander to the Chinese market for some reason.
@Isaiah Garraway Films have to make money - I'm fine by that. If that involves pandering to the Chinese market, fine. China is a rich and varied country, so there's plenty you can do with it. So often, however, films just decide to plop the main character in China because...reasons. The Martian is a film that got it right - it involved China and partially made the Chinese heroes, but the reasons made sense within the narrative and it didn't feel shoehorned. Then there's Transformers...
@creeperlord 656 Thanks :-). I make money already though...just not the gazillions of dollars I'm guessing your average blockbuster screenwriter makes! I'm a full-time freelance writer already, just not a screenwriter. I mostly write for children's magazines (fiction and nonfiction) and also write for video game mods (though I don't get paid for the latter, but it's good experience).
Semantic Samuel studios want to make movies fast and cheap. Its always been that way. Thats why there is usually an anounced release date before the script is written
If I may direct your attention to a video, that while makes fun of video games in particular, works quite well to demonstrate why things happen. It's a specific instance but it works quite well to illustrate why the writing goes bad anyway~
th-cam.com/video/tXJ27KHa4Ck/w-d-xo.html
Semantic Samuel Are you a self taught screenwriter or did you go to film school?
"Power of boners is greater than the power of Geostorms"
made me choke lmao
😳choke😳
I watch these so I don't have to actually watch the horrible movie itself. Kinda like looking at Medusa through a mirror.
Mad Dog I suffered through the whole thing
Jon Mac you poor thing. 😔
Brilliant
Sometimes I don't watch movies. I just watch cinimasins.
Same here. Sometimes I do both.
Me too
It is cheaper. And funnier.
Same
It’s CinemaSins Not cinimasins
Watching this film I was thinking about the sins.
Just watched it tonight and was just waiting for it to end to look up eww geostorm lol
lol
That's the whole point
same
as much as i want to like your comment, i just can’t
"The day of tomorrow 3: Tomorrow never dies"
I can't 🤣🤣
You missed a sin..... The Burj Dubai, the tallest building in the world managed to stay standing, while LEANING to one side............ AFTER GETTING HIT BY A TSUNAMI!!!!!! Physics have lost meaning!!!
Would a tsunami even effect a building as big and heavy as burj khalifa. I doubt it would even feel a tremor much less lean to one side. They did it in the movie because it looked cool.
Soumil Singh it would mess the building it self up but not the structure
The burj Dubai?? Ummmm okay
@@belkYT why the hell what the fuck is this welcome to the Burj Dubai located in Dubai
wtf is burj dubai?????
This movie wasn't even about rocks.
Panic!Athetwentyøneimagine chemicalARMY this comment is best comment
THEY'RE MINERALS
Duncan Van Ooyen calm down hank
🍆
You know what the Latin term for geo means right? It means "Earth" not "rock".
You forgot to mention how the Tokyo hail scene was a ripoff of The Day After Tomorrow.
rule number 182 never share info with Ed Harris when you need someone you can trust 😂😭😂😭
Honestly at this point i feel like moives are just trying to out-sin each other
Invisible Ninja Honnestly this look likes a mixture of every disaster movie I saw in the last 2 decades...
Surprised you never mentioned the loads of debris that came from the space station. That would definitely cause loads of issues for the "Dutch Boy" grid.
The mystery science theater reference is the best line cinemasins has ever said.
4:20 *perfect setup for a Dutch Boy bonus round*
_Watches entire video_
*Abject disappointment when there is neither a Dutch Boy nor Geostorm bonus round.*
😭😭😭😭😭
How did this get made already did it
+Amitlu The fuck is that sentence?
reference to 'How did this get made'
+Amitlu Now everything is coming together.
420
So, Nathan cleaned himself up and became a scientist after getting out of community service. Not bad for a guy who got arrested for stealing pick-and-mix.
Jozie Charles yeah, one launching rocket would take the rest of those rockets with it - and not in a good way
Jozie Charles that’s why he left after season 2
Isn't he Irish? Why'd the cast him as a Englishman?
I thought this movie came out in like 2006, imagine my shock when I looked it up to discover it was released last year.
Top Secret Name I think ur talking about The Day After Tomorrow. Unless youre being sarcastic😂😂
My future self contacted me and told me how to avert a major crisis. Had to tell him you can’t change the past. If that thing happens to me in the future, I can’t change that
Shame they couldn't make a good movie out of Geostorm. The premise of saving the planet from global climate change using technology to alter the weather sounded very cool.
There was a teen novel a couple years before this came out that did the same, only specifically with tornadoes. It was an okay read-- I believe they called it "Into the Storm", which was ironic because I think it came out shortly before the tornado film of the same name (which was all they had in common) came out...
yes.. its a story for 5 minute movies
Seriously, just have this movie to just simply be a guy using Dutch Boy to zap storms and tornados. Infinetly better movie!
Basically the government highjacked the system and used it to torch their enemies (quite literally).
1) they didn't even bother with mention the actual 'COSTS' involved.
Oh, my God-- I think Rotten Tomatoes 14% for this film may have been generous....
I liked it... there were a lot of cliches, but all in all it was enjoyable.
10:41 this is my favorite sin. The only way to be more annoying when you are smugly correcting someone's grammar is to also be wrong about it.
Yet you are wrong in smugly saying that someone else was wrong. Finish the implied wording: "It's bigger than you and I ARE". If the contraction trips you up, try it this way: "It IS bigger than you and I ARE". Clear now?
I just finished watching this, and not even 10 minutes in I was thinking "CinemaSins is gonna throw a fit."
I saw a freaking actor from umbrella academy on Netflix. He played klaus. The boy on the spacecraft with the black curly hair
talitha bateman was in Geostorm! Geostorm was a great movie!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed it :)
He came a long way since he banged an old lady in Misfits.
02:00 "When dutch boys go wrong", that was also the name of my first college porno!
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Im dutch.... fuck......
Keyword: *F I R S T*
Olynpus has Fallen: Weather Channel Edition
Earth Has Fallen
Brilliant
everyone:july cant be that bad?
July:*the weather in this video*
Me a mc player:/weather clear
pure cringe
@@ballstretcher2178 They don't understand that making memes isn't an excuse for a personality
Yall stupid just use...
*THE CLEAR SKIES THU’UM*
They should have called this movie "Pulling people aside for exposition: the movie"
Some people watch anything. I don't know if Cinemasins has the final word on what we watch or not provided broadcasting standards.
8:23 Adding more to that sin... Hubby and I toured the Houston Space Center about a month ago. (Absolutely recommend it!) On the tour, they showed us all the tech that's being developed for the upcoming Orion Mars missions -- and some of that are the Valkyrie robots, which are specifically designed to do complicated EVA's that involve maintenance. Tour guide: "So if anything goes wrong, we will have lost an expensive robot, but not a human life."
So yeah. Screw this movie for not even doing research into the tech that's currently in development...
You could get Moscow, Russia confused with Moscow Idaho.
lightbulb205 woah Never in my life did I think I'd roll across a TH-cam comment mentioning Moscow, Idaho of all places. It's literally 20 minutes from where I live. That's awesome.
Idaho potatoes and Russian Vodka...
The perfect mix! :D
I guess theoretically you could get those confused, but who the fuck is gonna hear "Moscow" and think, "Oh yeah, you mean that place in Idaho, right?" Even people who live in Moscow, Idaho probably don't think that.
lightbulb205 woah , Or Moscow Mills, Missouri!
Too many cougars, too little moose.
“And that man’s name is Geostorm”😂😂i laughed so hard
I watched this movie for the first time yesterday.
I literally knew everything I needed to know about it from watching this movie beforehand
Another sin how tf is the burj Khalifa still standing
technology
*and the camera man never dies 👌🏽*
This movie is Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs without the fun foods and deep plot.
11:49 The Day After Tommorow had Tokyo get rocked by an unnatural hailstorm. Not only did this movie go for sloppy seconds, it even went in using the same position.
Dutch boy
No way
Hi Danny
Why're you here?
DANNYonPC Netherlands boy
Is there another channel called DANNYonXBOX
Why did they make a movie about a car that sold from 1991 to 1993 in the U.S., manufactured by Isuzu?
Someone I know used to have a Geo I think
Conroy Paw aye I have that car still
hurr durr dat so funny
Zain Chupacabra I have one, though it's a Spectrum rather than a Storm.
I had one up until a month ago. It was a 1993 Geo Prizm LSI. Awesome car!
Fun Fact: "Look at you girl... livin.' Breathin.'" is a pick-up line I use often now.
Somewhere in yakutia when satellite use freezing - "bitch please, we already have -50 winter"
So, when are we getting sins for Wreck-It Ralph, The Iron Giant, and Black Panther?
Geostorm sounds like a spell you get on a RPG
P Marques Or a card from a card game. Either or works.
Grim used geostorm
*its not very affective*
P Marques t
P Marques it really does. It could be something like an earth and air spell
This movie was terrible.
Uh ok then
Cristina Banuelos Dude none of these can even work like this. Watch Tornado Alley real time Tuscaloosa
Cristina Banuelos they weren’t really playing god, weather is a natural phenomenon so humans controlling it isn’t to crazy
It’s so bad it’s good
No shite
I love the recurring "college girlfriend" jokes, theyre always amazing🤣🤣
No narration sin?
Good for you!
Mr. Peanut there’s a narration sin
Coming in 2050: the logo movie (1 and a half hours of logos)
and thats just the logos, not the movie of 3 hours of logos
No Cinema Sins every movie ever has lied to you about being sucked into the vacuum of space except Guardians of the Galaxy 2 and this apparently. The pressure difference isn't strong enough unless your right next to where the first panel blows.
Patrick Kelly you're
Maybe not in the first moment but like a half second later the open panel to VACCUM should easily suck him out
Geostorm: *_The Movie Where You Make Weather-Manipulating Satellite Crazy and Make Weather Go UnJesuslly Funny_*
I love how they put the entire fate of humanity into one person to override or shutdown the satellite, did no one ask "wait this might be a bad idea?" lol
Joe Higgins yeah seems like everyone on the UN security council at the VERY least would have access to those codes. Even the president has backup plans for the codes to the nukes if he's killed, as does most of the major powers. But the thing capable of wiping the entire planet of life? Let's give it to ONLY the president of the USA
Also, fun thing about maintenance robots like the one that nearly crushed them with a satellite, in real life, those things are designed with limiters, in a basic sense. They aren't supposed to move with a lot of speed and power, they're supposed to be precise and slow so they don't make any mistakes when making repairs. So the idea that one could swing with enough force to nearly kill everyone in that room is a massive sin.
Could you sin the Indiana Jones movies? I'd like to see what you remove for sins.
Link in Indiana Jones and the lost ark, Indiana is completely useless the Nazi’s find the ark any way and open it any way and they die and Indiana Jones had no real effect on the movie.
Not true, he found the Ark. Without him Belloq would've kept searching in the wrong place.
@@seandewell9319 no he was only digging in the wrong place because of indy. If indy had not been at the bar then they would have got the Medalian and been digging in the correct place.
Link dutch boy his story the satellite sound like someone made that up like the watchtower in justice league and also why they don't use the thing for reducing greenhouse gases or pollution or carbon footprint ?
This argument was settled on The Big Bang Theory years ago.
5:36 I laughed so hard at this! I love when he talks bout his college girlfriend. I'd love for him to do a video about her, explaining what went down and why he always brings her up.
Everything wrong with Geostorm in one second.
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EVERYTHING!!!!
‘Government authority figure has to track down the one person who can do the job, but he’s living in a shack in Florida and working on a vintage car’ cliche 😂💀
But it's damn true.
Every Jason Statham movie.
God bless Chris and Jeremy. That is all.
this is basically how i watch movies i don't want to pirate or buy
I don't know I get a hacked app from Modroid.
@@christyshultz6443 can you link that brooooo
*Me while watching Geostorm*
a lot of people died instantly
me: yeah alright.
a dog gets lost:
me: *I WILL PUNCH MY LAPTOP SCREEN IF THAT DOG DIED!!!*
12:55 On the phone
New Zealand isn't shown so it doesn't exist
So we just survive?
Dakotah Hutchinson Australia was a bit fine in the South but later it was all covered, and I also live in Australia in Victoria which is also south so we’ll just evacuate and hope for the best.
Zackarie Andrews Australia is not the same country as new zealand
Yet another map without NZ. Number 4874
Rolland Hunter
We will be there
One day...
Look at the map its clear NZ is under water from climate change
I’m still waiting for 21 and 22 jump street to be sinned.
“ And the man’s name is geostorm “
Me: *claps* BRAVOOOOOOOO
Eh, people die regularly in heatwaves, even without making them super-duper-mega-heatwaves . It's not just heat stroke and dehydration (they help,. mind), it's the wildfires that spring up when you get a drought and a heatwave at the same time, plus the power outages that happen when the entire city runs the air conditioning at once, incidentally meaning that the people who need A/C most can't get it.
Note all the fire in that shot of Madrid.
I still call bullshit on this. That's not how heatwaves works, people wouldn't die in the streets like that. There wouldn't be power outage just because of A/C. And there wouldn't be wildfires in the cities.
To put things into perspective, Europe had a massive heatwave in 2003 (hottest summer since the 16th century) and there was ~70,000 deaths total on the continent. So, 2 million people dead in Madrid alone (a city of less than 4 million people) is absolutely ridiculous.
2 million is still an over-exaggerated number
If you think about it, it was probably just a normal day when it went up like, 500 degrees or something. Everyone would have been out and doing normal things
I'm willing to agree that some elements of this movie about berserk weather-control satellites may well be unrealistic. If you'd left it there, you wouldn't have made yourself look like a putz.
"There wouldn't be power outage just because of A/C."
There might well have been, if they had widespread A/C in the first place . Go ask somebody that lived in California in 2006,. Or just google "heat wave power outage", that'll work too.
The movie said two million people died in Madrid in one day, not an entire summer. Like, they just dropped dead all on the same day. It's kind of sad when directors rip off "GI Joe: The Movie."
I wanted the plot twist to be that Dutch Boy had become autonomous, but I guess that would be too much like I, Robot.
TheIronAntelope - That actually would have been a really cool plot twist!
Please do the Final Destination series!!!
Antonio Alvarez OMG YESSSSSS
I hope this gets noticed. Been waiting for that too.
Agreed. Mostly due to most of the deaths are in actuality bullshit ie tanning bed malfunction.
Theve done that already
Game Lion no they haven’t
That ending was so much like the intro to Hardspace: Shipbreaker, an amazing game about taking ships apart, highly recommend it.
Oh, lord... this mess. Here's a snippet of my thoughts on it after I saw it:
Here's the best way I can think of to describe this film: combine "Armageddon" and "The Day After Tomorrow", and cross it with a "Sharknado" level of storytelling. I'll admit I've not actually seen TDAT in totality, but I do recall a scene where a character was running from cold. That happens TWICE in this film. I also am aware that "Armageddon" has its fans, but I loathe it, and one scene in particular that bugged me in it is when two shuttles are launched almost beside each other. While forget that; here there are several ready to go meters from each other. Yup. Whole bunch of rockets, fully fueled, just sitting on pads. Nothing can go wrong with THAT scenerio.
Trade "Armageddon" for the pathetically plot-hole-riddled "Deep Impact" and you've got it!
firefly4f4
See, TDAT was actually good. Plot was basic and not the best, but at least it pulled off the gravity of a global climate disaster really well. Plus the basic plot was at least tight and didn't include all the pointless garbage that plagued Geostorm.